🦝︴off-topic

[knotty olive]

Apparently now you’re not supposed to set the hook because it’s bad and stressful for the fish

Your just supposed to let them hook themselves

[obsidian bay]

Dennie. You don't have to sell me on it - I said most of it.

[knotty olive]

Oh I just wanna ramble what I saw

I’m not selling anything lol

[obsidian bay]

by all means, ramble away

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-patrick-star-hooks-cheese-gif-21401144

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-fish-hooks-does-this-look-dangerous-gif-7888883

[rare veldt]

So he is the one who is stealing my bait

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-snatched-huang4evr-gif-23514011

[knotty olive]

Omg I caught an absolute pig of a sunfish yesterday and four people started fishing right beside me

So aggravating

I mean I’m slinging a big crankbait around I’d advise you to back up

[obsidian bay]

Nah, I mean I know you cant say back tf up this is MY space, but have some decency and stand like 10' away

you can cast closer as needed

[torpid flower]

Ozzy ousborne died

[obsidian bay]

you're late :C

[violet bear]

🤣🤣

[knotty olive]

It was literally a whole rock wall I was fishing all to myself, caught a fish and a bunch of dudes with zebcos and terribly rigged worms got within 3 feet of me

[full egret]

Never noticed this but it makes sense 🤣

[sinful owl]

Still cant get over how big my sisters mouse rice cake is lordy...

[knotty olive]

Almost as big as my mom

[sinful owl]

When shes stretched out more she looks so goofy like really goofy

We will have to wait and see what she got

[mossy badge]

🤔

[obsidian bay]

thats SO pregnant

[sinful owl]

My sister's mouse like I said did come with. A male

So they could have bred on the way home

Oh well guess more mice

(Any. Males she have probably will be tossed to angel when they are older

The brown one also came with a male pretty sure so gotta keep an eye on that one

[torpid flower]

Why is there chit next to your name

[knotty olive]

If one more person says it

[obsidian meteor]

i didnt see it was said before bucko

[mossy badge]

Ozzy Osbourne died

[violet bear]

Idk abt that one 🤣

[vale thunder]

Hey did you hear about ozzy?

[violet bear]

🤣

[pale shale]

shame it wasnt sharon

but did you know ozzy died?

[knotty olive]

I like you guys tho

[violet bear]

Ozzy osbourne died

[violet bear]

me when a female red deer randomly attacks me for no reason

[slim hamlet]

I just spent the 30. I blame you

[slim hamlet]

Your fault

[red egret]

Rip Ozzy Osborne

[rare veldt]

Yea he was a national treasure

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[obsidian bay]

Worse still, Sharon was talking about having assisted sui when he passed

so that's like

around the corner

[knotty olive]

Ain’t that illegal like basically everywhere

I know a doctor got in a lot of trouble over it

[obsidian bay]

Idk, they're basically filthy rich so like

I imagine that sugarcoats the path and makes it a little easier to accomplish

[knotty olive]

Why even pay for it, just die in the name of the pope FOR FREE

[slim hamlet]

They are American right?

[obsidian bay]

...no

Brits

[slim hamlet]

Ah

[jovial flare]

Maybe it’s just me

But I am sick of seeing Ariat branded cowboy boots

Like sheesh

[knotty olive]

@vale thunder

[vale thunder]

Excuse me

[vale thunder]

Bing bong your opinion is wrong

[wise remnant]

Buy American Made pleb

[vale thunder]

You wanna run that by me again?

I don’t speak idiot

[knotty olive]

I buy China only

[vale thunder]

Best place for swim baits too

Bc who cares about quality when you can buy 1000 for 10 bucks

[wise remnant]

Thank God I'm not poor like you guys

[knotty olive]

Ngl I’m on a yacht rn

[wise remnant]

Totally

Bye. Not worth my time lol

[vale thunder]

You are pissy for no good reason

[knotty olive]

I literally am on a yacht tho

[vale thunder]

Chill out

[knotty olive]

It’s a 1961 Owen cabin yacht

[knotty olive]

He’s just mad he’s not on a yacht

[vale thunder]

Fr

Where’s my invite you ass

[knotty olive]

Probably lost somewhere in the Atlantic

[summer jungle]

Rip Ozzy Osbourne

[vale thunder]

Damn

[knotty olive]

#16

[pale shale]

so it can be made at the same quality for 3 times the price? count me out

[vale thunder]

Now if its a local thing then sure

But

Like if it’s a small mom and pop shop then hell yeah

I’d put that in fan art

Good drawing

[pale shale]

supporting big american/uk brands half the time you're just buying from china but with the western country mark up on it

[vale thunder]

Exactly

[true shadow]

I wasn’t sure if it’d go in there since it’s not COTW fan art, just personal art that I made. I’ll move it and put it there!

[vale thunder]

Beaver

[knotty olive]

Wrong chat

[full egret]

Made me think of Askiy lowkey

[vale thunder]

Real

[knotty olive]

“Assembled in UK”

[vale thunder]

Exactly

[knotty olive]

Wanna know where some good products come from

[vale thunder]

China

Obviously

[knotty olive]

Vietnam

Vietnam and Thailand have some great products

[vale thunder]

My boots literally say it in the inside

[pale shale]

i remember buying a pre rolled cone to smoke certain substances in, and when i got it the packaging said "product of the netherlands, skins produced in spain, flavoured in germany"

[knotty olive]

From all over lol

[vale thunder]

Mine are Indonesian

[pale shale]

i have a MIS strat

so its singaporean

[vale thunder]

A what?

[pale shale]

i dont get the point of buying say from fender when i can just get a squier strat for half the price and upgrade the parts myself

[knotty olive]

Bro still hasn’t commented on my yacht

[vale thunder]

Ohhhh

Now I know

[pale shale]

Made-in-Singapore Squier Stratocaster

Made in singapore😭

sorry

i was thinking of indonesia for some reason

once my new pickups arrive shes going to sound much closer possibly on par with a real fender strat

[obsidian bay]

sEamus that is not a clam

[mossy badge]

Dirt dobber nest

It WAS full of spiders

[knotty olive]

That’s what they feed the larva

[red egret]

Im so tired

[jovial flare]

Untrue your boots have flooded the market and I don’t want mass produced trash

[vale thunder]

Didnt ask

Continue to complain

Does literally nothing

[jovial flare]

I WILL THE PEOPLE NEED TO HEAR THIS

[vale thunder]

Why would I pay 2 grand for boots with the same quality as mine for 250

[vale thunder]

You need to be medicated

[jovial flare]

(Starts playing I’m not a big fan of the government)

[jovial flare]

I am

[vale thunder]

Same

[jovial flare]

You can get better quality boots for 3-400

[vale thunder]

What boots do you rock then

[vale thunder]

WHERE

low-key kinda want some vintage ariats

“Vintage”

[jovial flare]

Hondos

Stetson

[vale thunder]

Stetson

[jovial flare]

Hyer

[vale thunder]

I’ve literally never heard of any of these

[jovial flare]

Why do you think I said Ariat flooded the market and killed the quality boot trade

[vale thunder]

Stetson makes hats , that all I know them for

[jovial flare]

They are famous for boots

[vale thunder]

I’ve ….. literally never heard that

[jovial flare]

Hyer is somewhat the original maker of the cowboy boot

Hondos are an amazing brand as well

[vale thunder]

Dog I gotta do some research

[jovial flare]

As well as old gringo

[vale thunder]

But you can’t tell me these ain’t sharp

[jovial flare]

The ostrich on those are poor quality

[vale thunder]

Ok ya know what

Holy moly those are sharp

[jovial flare]

Yeah

And around the same price

Now get out of your capitalist cess pool of cowboy boots

I hate them

I’m mainly due to what they do

To smaller businesses

[vale thunder]

I need some full blacks as like date / dress boots

[jovial flare]

And local brands

It’s hard for a company who has been small producing boots since the 1800’s to keep up with a monopoly like Ariat

Another brand is black jack

But they are pricier I’ll be honest

[jovial flare]

Fenoglio you might like

No I didn’t make that up

That is there name

[vale thunder]

Lucheeses are bougey as heck

[jovial flare]

They used to not be

If you want dress boots I recommend caiman btw

Or stingray

Rujo is another brand local to Mexico

Look them up to

There affordable

https://rujoboots.com/collections/mens-best-sellers/products/roscoe-midnight

[vale thunder]

I wear ariats bc that’s what my dad wears , been wearing them since the 80s/90s

[vale thunder]

Dude I’m poor

Caiman maybe

Stingrays are like a couple grand

From what I’ve seen

[jovial flare]

Cheaper then that

Around the same as Caimen if your lucky

2 grand is obscene

[vale thunder]

Also I gotta wear square toes bc my foot is wide

[vale thunder]

I saw one it was 3k

I’m like in the 450 range

[jovial flare]

https://rujoboots.com/collections/caiman/products/roscoe-midnight

https://outpostboots.com/products/fenoglio-boot-co-chocolate-caiman-boot?variant=50459355119847&country=US&currency=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=17337532266&gbraid=0AAAAACvDni9BiK8IRaMV7f4mOOBsikUsT&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIt7Kbu9DRjgMV2TjUAR2aJCU0EAQYASABEgLKyvD_BwE

[vale thunder]

Those are sharp

I like a little taller of a calf tho

[jovial flare]

I sent a fenoglio ad well

It’s the bottom one

There on sale

[vale thunder]

I’ve got some long legs and smaller calf’s look stupid on me

[jovial flare]

Forgot about the square toe

[vale thunder]

I planned on making my ariats My crappy boots to get dirty

Cheap boots , look decent nothing fancy

Nothing impressive

Plus they ain’t even leather soles it’s plastic on leather

[jovial flare]

But yeah no

Hondo
Fenoglio
Stetson
Rujo
Old gringo if you can find them
Hyer for OG

[vale thunder]

Those rujos looked fire

[jovial flare]

I say old gringo if you can find them because they are local to the stockyards

And from here

Fenoglio is local to nocona Texas

[knotty olive]

lol

Funny names

[jovial flare]

So I take pride in that fact

[vale thunder]

Oh my

Good heavens

[jovial flare]

That’s expensive

[vale thunder]

If I’m ever there ill checkem out

[knotty olive]

Never go to court in boots btw

[vale thunder]

Lame

[jovial flare]

There’s better deals then that

[knotty olive]

The judges don’t like it

[jovial flare]

Idk I’m picky with ostrich

I like black jack for them

[vale thunder]

Blackjack

[jovial flare]

Ik that’s a price that’s hard to swallow

Rujo

They are I think 500? Which is still a little on the far end

But better then 700

[vale thunder]

Black Jack is gonna bankrupt me

[jovial flare]

Black Jack is pricier I said that

[vale thunder]

Holy crap

[jovial flare]

They are the definition of a bit much

[vale thunder]

Oh yeha Ik

[jovial flare]

But I love there boots

My dream boot is sturgeon

Rare and hard to find

[vale thunder]

Now makem black and I’ll bite

[jovial flare]

They can

[vale thunder]

I see the appeal

[jovial flare]

There’s those btw

[vale thunder]

Blackjackboots ain’t working, says it’s not secure

[jovial flare]

The first dark bison boot I might get

[jovial flare]

It’s because you have to actually find a retailer

[vale thunder]

Ah

[jovial flare]

Texas boot company works

https://texasbootcompany.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=g&utm_campaign=13978113252&utm_content=130680685848&utm_term=texas boot company&utm_device=m&utm_adid=681644524996&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=13978113252&gbraid=0AAAAABVbC2XL0vzLkstYA3Gzwiew2HDUe&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI8cGK0tLRjgMVsizUAR3B5jnzEAAYASAAEgJbAvD_BwE

@vale thunder

Idk if I’m allowed to post all these links but I’m not scamming anybody I’m not advertising im just showing off cowboy boots

And everyone knows me

[vale thunder]

Yeup

Youll be fine I think

[jovial flare]

I’m sorry that I hate Ariat

[vale thunder]

Nah don’t be

[jovial flare]

But tradition to me is worth while over mass production

[vale thunder]

I want some pre- mass production

My dads got some decent black ones

Older than me

[jovial flare]

Hold onto them and keep them up to date and they won’t fail you

[vale thunder]

He cleans them

Their his dress boots

He ain’t a big boot wearer

NOOOO

IM SADDD

I found me some Hyers

600 , black ostrich

[jovial flare]

Generally my morals and just the way I was raised was if your going to do something you do it right which is why I hate Ariat because a lof of there boots don’t use leather bottoms or clinch nails rather they use leather bottoms. A lot of this reminds me how spurs aren’t going to be quality Neither

[jovial flare]

Oh smokes

[vale thunder]

BUT THEY AINT GOT MY SIZE

[jovial flare]

Can you find any cheaper?

[jovial flare]

Rip

[vale thunder]

nah this is off of hyers website

They are sold out

[jovial flare]

Those are sharp

[vale thunder]

Ikr

[jovial flare]

Look at the leather difference vs Ariat

And made traditionally

[vale thunder]

I see the difference

[jovial flare]

What I mean by leather quality is just the small difference in the quills it’s not much but it’s there and when paying that much for something it better be nice

I’m picky af dude

[vale thunder]

Listen I feel like , just getting into boots you can get away with ariats just by how cheap and how accessible they are

[jovial flare]

which is why they ARE nice

But when you really want something to be proud of

[vale thunder]

But onces you wanna upgrade , move away to something more special

[jovial flare]

There’s better brands

[vale thunder]

Fr

Alright I agree wit ya

Also fyi these ariats I have are my 1st pair of boots

I had an old pair when I was a kid but they are long gone

[jovial flare]

Like yes Ariat is a good starting brand but because the majority of stuff is ARIAT it’s hard to move away from

[vale thunder]

So these are my introduction boots

[vale thunder]

Fair

[jovial flare]

Boujee pairs are disqualified In this argument btw I’m talking about good boots for the common man

[vale thunder]

You won’t catch me with an Ariat ball cap on

[vale thunder]

Lucheeses are what I think of

[jovial flare]

Lucheeses USED to be affordable

Idk what happend

[vale thunder]

It’s like the boujee , hyped up boots rn

[jovial flare]

Now they are overpriced

[jovial flare]

They are

Some of there stuff I really like

But it’s just too much

[vale thunder]

My cousin is getting a 4 thousand dollar pair of Lucheeses

His boss bought them for him

Hes getting all sorts of leathers on there

Like

Elephant, caiman, rattlesnake skin

Idk how it’s gonna look tbh

He said it’s gonna take a while to get them

What are your thoughts on tecovas?

[jovial flare]

All just molded together?

[vale thunder]

He didn’t elaborate

[jovial flare]

I actually like them we talked about that yesterday

[vale thunder]

That’s why I’m curious

[vale thunder]

Oh mb I’m forgetful

[jovial flare]

Because they stick to traditionality of a cowboy boot

They still use clinch nails and leather bottoms

[vale thunder]

I may try tecovas and then when I have a fixed income , I’ll try to upgrade and work on a little collection

Bc rn I’m still in highschool With no means of steady income so rn it’s just dreamin

[knotty olive]

I got the grandpa shoes

[vale thunder]

Honestly? Those are snazzy

I’d wear them

[knotty olive]

I love them

[jovial flare]

If you don’t know what a clinch nail is it’s what holds the bottom of the boot together

[vale thunder]

Comfy?

[knotty olive]

I have a matching belt and pen

[knotty olive]

Comfy as dress shoes get I mean

[vale thunder]

Nono I know what those are

[knotty olive]

They aren’t to broke in

[jovial flare]

I like em

[vale thunder]

These are my dress shoes rn

[jovial flare]

Love them as well

[vale thunder]

Gel heels , memory foam

[knotty olive]

I got the same ones

Brown just looks better

[vale thunder]

Mine are black bc I got a black suit

[jovial flare]

Smart man

[jovial flare]

Depends what your wearing

I’m a person of fashion and I can tell you brown is not the color really for a black suit

[vale thunder]

Hes got a lot of suits

He a lawyer in training

[jovial flare]

Maybe lawsuits filed against his current employer

[vale thunder]

No… hes gonna go to school to be lawyer

[jovial flare]

@knotty olive is this true ?

[vale thunder]

That’s what he told me

[jovial flare]

Well I’m glad he’s atleast working blue collar

Until he gets to white collar

[pale shale]

better call dennie

[jovial flare]

He needs someone’s case to work on homies gotta learn the law

[desert prism]

I'm tempted to try and start making IRL fishing and hunting content as a bro rural living Canadian but I don't even know where to start or how to have the highest probability of ensuring success

[knotty olive]

Blue suit mafia

[knotty olive]

Yes

I’ve already got a job lined up in the senate as well

[jovial flare]

What’s your boot size?

[vale thunder]

10.5 D

[jovial flare]

Shucks

[vale thunder]

I found those Langdons for cheaper and in my size

[jovial flare]

The big bow was on sale for Hyer and I was hoping they’d have your size

They have mine though lol

I have baby feet

[vale thunder]

You’re an 11?

Oh

9?

[jovial flare]

7.5-8.5 is generally where I’m at

Every boot fits different

[vale thunder]

Damnn man

[jovial flare]

I gots little feet okay

[vale thunder]

You’re good buddy

[jovial flare]

Btw about me being medicated least to say life is amazing again

[vale thunder]

I just took my meds today for the first time in a week

[jovial flare]

The compartments of internal monologue have ceased

[vale thunder]

Feelin alright

[vale thunder]

Mine are quieter

[jovial flare]

awwwwe well that’s good

[vale thunder]

Still there but it’s easy to ignore

[jovial flare]

Pick your faves from that

@vale thunder

[vale thunder]

Second one

That’s my favorite out of those at least

I’d wear those suckers all day

[pale shale]

did you know Ozwald Osbourne passed away

[pale shale]

finished with my woman cause she couldnt help remove my armour

[violet bear]

What's happening in off topic...OH...THATS WHATS HAPPENING....okay...

[violet bear]

🤣

[knotty olive]

That movie is such a fever dream

[violet bear]

throws a fragmentaion grenade from the early 1940s at you

[violet bear]

🤣

[jovial flare]

I’m with you on it but I’m between it and the red doc

And I say that because I bet you if I oiled the red ones they’d darken lol

[jovial flare]

Fun little history

[velvet sierra]

RIP Ozz man

[vale thunder]

@knotty olive #17

[ripe gulch]

rip osborne

[vale thunder]

#18

[ripe gulch]

what's the counting for?

[vale thunder]

Number of times ozzy gets brought up

[ripe gulch]

oh

rip ozzy

[ripe gulch]

how did u know it was me?

[knotty olive]

Ur a threat to Christendom

[ripe gulch]

i'll help u take jerusalem

[sick briar]

another bot

[knotty olive]

Remeber guys you’re not supposed to discuss religion unless it’s Templar memes

[jovial flare]

I like the nostalgic idea of Jerusalem the modern idea is a little spicy for me

[vale thunder]

Same

[sick briar]

these bots are weird

[knotty olive]

Every modern idea is spicy

[knotty olive]

Your attracting them

[jovial flare]

Homies attracting 2d waifus already

[sick briar]

OZZIE OSBOURNE DIED

[vale thunder]

We have known

#19

[wild bobcat]

AHHHH NOOOOOO

He was my favourite

[sick briar]

I'm currently watching an old Japanese man try and gues the real horse counterparts of umamusume characters

[velvet sierra]

#20 ozzy

[sick briar]

the ONLY one he got without a hint was gold ship

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[rare veldt]

This is a constant they never listen

And then when they do get on the game I’m going to sleep

Like they out here using level 10 avoid tactics

[abstract viper]

Maybe its you?

[jovial flare]

My excuse is that I go and get coffee with my step mom and that my family matters more then the gooner gang

[rare veldt]

Dang

Well I’m not changing

[rare veldt]

Valid

You guys when did YT become my opp??

[charred flicker]

w phone case

[rare veldt]

Yessssssssssss

Beautiful :)

[charred flicker]

thank you kindly

[rare veldt]

No problem

[jovial flare]

Agreed

[jovial flare]

Fishing anime and workouts

[rare veldt]

Yes

I actually watched two minutes of it it was bored

But jokes on it I don’t have a crush

It has failed

🥲

[jovial flare]

You do it’s just your hand

Or hands

[rare veldt]

What could bro possibly mean 🤔

[rare veldt]

A yo

[jovial flare]

You would make a cute couple with grizzly the angel

[rare veldt]

bro what the hell

[jovial flare]

😂

[rare veldt]

I’m straight af

I LIKE WOMEN

[jovial flare]

Jerry you don’t have to be ashamed it’s okay

[rare veldt]

😭

Please my guy

[jovial flare]

Every now and then when a man becomes desperate he finds solitude with other men

There’s nothing wrong with that

It gives a spark where there is no fire

And ignites a furnace of passion

[abstract viper]

Hmm

[rare veldt]

No

[abstract viper]

hmm

[rare veldt]

No

[abstract viper]

this is disgraceful

[rare veldt]

🤔

[jovial flare]

Hey man give me props for the poetry

[abstract viper]

No

[jovial flare]

Grown ass meal right there

[rare veldt]

Yes

[abstract viper]

Heh heh heh

[jovial flare]

Beer and nuggets

[jovial flare]

Scroll up you’ll laugh

[mossy badge]

Real

Navy guys will understand

And army

[rare veldt]

Dude that’s the definition of the Navy

[mossy badge]

And marines

[rare veldt]

lol

[mossy badge]

Im friends with some marines, and they are... fruity

[abstract viper]

Hmm

[jovial flare]

I would be too if I was around sweaty hunks all day god lee

[abstract viper]

💯

[jovial flare]

I mean what else is more arousing then watching a 180 lb studd muffin lay down suppresive fire with an m240 bravo as he then picks it up and charges into battle like goku protecting the world

Like shi he could protect mine

I tried thinking of other battle references

Goku just seems funny

Could’ve done like a German blitzkreig but ehhh

[mossy badge]

<@&393042322499305473>

[jovial flare]

Mods don’t read what I said I swear it’s fine

[rare veldt]

Don’t bring the German Blitzkrieg into this

The German Blitzkrieg did nothing

[jovial flare]

She be blitzing on my krieg till I open

[rare veldt]

Leave it alone

[rare veldt]

What the f

[jovial flare]

If you aren’t dying laughing then I’m not doing my job good enough

[rare veldt]

Someone hit this guy so he can go to sleep

[rare veldt]

Don’t worry we’re laughing I just don’t know why

[mossy badge]

I'm like, 4 hours away from him

[rare veldt]

Go get him bro

[jovial flare]

Im a feeble 140 lb average sized man all it takes is a Midea 0.7-cu ft Small 700 -Watt Countertop Microwave to put me down

[rare veldt]

Ah Kk

[mossy badge]

Kachow

[mossy badge]

You're literally so heavy
-# 100lbs, average height

[jovial flare]

Thank you

Damn I’d be the dom in that relationship I can bench you

How are you gonna get a gf?

[rare veldt]

By running them down

Bro has the perfect build for it

[jovial flare]

Not you I’m talking to princess lizard wizard

[mossy badge]

Might do whatever this guy did

[jovial flare]

😂😂😂😂

You’d get all the goth girls trust

[mossy badge]

About to get a promotion in the Army too

[jovial flare]

Where the barracks bunny at

[mossy badge]

My brother is a very fruity straight guy

[rare veldt]

Save some for us dammit

[mossy badge]

Its probably him tbh

[jovial flare]

Every straight guy is secretly gay

[rare veldt]

The f

[jovial flare]

I told you Jerry

[mossy badge]

Your secret has been exposed

[rare veldt]

Seems like a you problem

[jovial flare]

You can’t hide from the truth

[rare veldt]

Where do I leave my 9mm?

[jovial flare]

Something tells me you never been in the locker rooms after a sports game

[rare veldt]

Bro

[jovial flare]

Prison pouch

[mossy badge]

... 🤔

[jovial flare]

😂😂😂

[mossy badge]

Its true

Especially baseball guys

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[rare veldt]

Nah 💀

[jovial flare]

They measure eachothers ass diameters to see who has the most cake

You ever come to think that the devs just sometimes take a peak in off topic

[mossy badge]

They might be too scared

[jovial flare]

I’d be traumatized

[rare veldt]

Sometimes

Not much

[mossy badge]

@pale shale it lingers

Scottish forests are so funny

[jovial flare]

Anyways how was fishing ✨

[jovial flare]

I mean

They exist

But like

Are not normal

[rare veldt]

Someone lied to me so I went at the wrong time but I still got 10 of the things

[mossy badge]

He caught a pretty mermaid

[jovial flare]

@rare veldt is this true?

[sturdy vector]

I need to fish again.

[jovial flare]

Did you succeed in getting a fish wife

[rare veldt]

You got me fam

[jovial flare]

How long have you been here?

[mossy badge]

I am the prettiest of mermaids

[rare veldt]

No

[jovial flare]

I like my fish a little more plump sorry

[sturdy vector]

Longer than I care to admit.

[jovial flare]

Ah

Well

Welcome to the party

[rare veldt]

Fam we are cooked

[jovial flare]

We have refreshments in the mini fridge and cookies on the table

[rare veldt]

Nice

[sturdy vector]

It’s too late to be cooking

[rare veldt]

Mate it’s 8:20 in the morning for me

[jovial flare]

I bet you’d make the Minecraft skeleton sound effect

Okay now I am sorry

[sturdy vector]

And I made cookies an hour ago because I was sad about Ozzy Osbourne

[mossy badge]

Rip

[sturdy vector]

2:20 AM for me

[mossy badge]

2:21AM for me

[rare veldt]

American ahh

[jovial flare]

I cried myself with a bottle of wine on the bathroom floor

[sturdy vector]

Vodka for me

[jovial flare]

Jerry a majority of us are American I’m sorry that our soda is better then yours

[rare veldt]

My dude

I’m from South Africa

[sturdy vector]

Mmm no, Mexican Coca Cola beats ours by leagues.

[rare veldt]

South African cream soda is the best

[jovial flare]

Your Dr Pepper ain’t real Dr Pepper

[jovial flare]

I live in Texas we have that

[rare veldt]

I don’t drink Dr Pepper so that is not a problem

[sturdy vector]

But do you have coconut Dr Pepper?

[mossy badge]

Cream soda and best in the same sentence 💔

[jovial flare]

I’ve seen it

[rare veldt]

Have you ever tried it?

[sturdy vector]

It’s worth it trust.

[jovial flare]

I have

But my life and soul is Dr Pepper

[mossy badge]

Yeah, its NASTY

[rare veldt]

The one from South Africa not your American one

[jovial flare]

I’m chained to it

[sturdy vector]

Red cream soda is amazing

Especially homemade stuff outta New Orleans

[jovial flare]

Big red

[mossy badge]

No thanks

[sturdy vector]

Well Shop made

[sick briar]

cream soda is yikes

[rare veldt]

Nah

[sick briar]

also the best carbonated drink is lemon lime bitters (which is a mix drink)

[jovial flare]

I’ve had many cream sodas in my days and none have done it for me as well as a cherry coke

[sick briar]

there's no competition though

[rare veldt]

Okay now we know the problem you like cherry Coke

[jovial flare]

Okay alcoholic drinks are all personal preference

[sturdy vector]

But have you carbonated alcohol free margarita mix?

And mixed it with McDonalds sprite

[jovial flare]

There would be inconsistencies with mixed drinks

[sick briar]

it's not alcoholic

[jovial flare]

No ash because im not adventurous like that

I’d wakeup with a tummy ache I’d imagine

[sturdy vector]

You do pottery how are you not that adventurous?

[jovial flare]

😂😂😂

[rare veldt]

No

[jovial flare]

Well

In that context I am

I’m dying laughing atm

[jovial flare]

Eventually she’s gonna shart

[fathom vortex]

On skibidi

[sturdy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/eugh-nasty-gross-ew-gif-13694859744182573662

Get that outta here

[rare veldt]

No Stop that

[fathom vortex]

Why

[rare veldt]

Because yes

[fathom vortex]

You are evil vro

See, that's you

[sick briar]

it's just a mix drink of lemonade/lemon extract, lime extract/concentrate and non alcoholic bitters

[jovial flare]

I feel like you wakeup every morning and just rip a long one

[sturdy vector]

More citrus more better

[jovial flare]

And choose to be evil

[jovial flare]

Me when I see my pookie

[rare veldt]

We watching this

[sick briar]

john pork

[rare veldt]

Wild John pork

[fathom vortex]

Me at work

Again

[mossy badge]

Ew a PS5 remote

[sturdy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/shotgun-how-it-works-gif-4570967382844550541

[jovial flare]

Headset off controllers down how to enjoy a cutscene

[rare veldt]

Damn seems like a you problem

[jovial flare]

Are we allowed to show that?

[rare veldt]

It’s not a cut scene

[jovial flare]

Last I checked I can’t post guns

[sturdy vector]

I don’t see why not?

[rare veldt]

It’s from all is quiet on the Western front

[sturdy vector]

Wait who said?

[jovial flare]

How he sat like that

[mossy badge]

Was that when the British still owned the colonies?

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[jovial flare]

Because this is off topic and that shows a gun by technical rules you are breaking rule 3

A loophole you could try to use would be that it’s a gif/animation but it is still demonstrating how a firearm is used

[rare veldt]

I keep seeing things and then they disappear am I going schizo😭

[sturdy vector]

Objection hearsay

But also moderators do the job at discretion so one can handle a rule differently then others

And seeing as the firearm is animated and not a real one it’s kosher.

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[sturdy vector]

Also what do yall know about the horror series hellraiser?

[jovial flare]

Sir you are giving testimony in this court of law

[sturdy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-big-dunk-basketball-chris-dudley-shaquille-o-neal-gif-13864249

[rare veldt]

I do not know nothing

[mossy badge]

Here's a real gun

💪 😎

[sturdy vector]

Yes and the balls in my court

[sturdy vector]

Entirely fair.

[mossy badge]

We of the jury find the defendant innocent of all charges

[rare veldt]

Agreed

[jovial flare]

It still displays the internal functions of a real firearm even displaying the round being fired as a sure mode of violence is objectively stated that this is not something we can just let slide as it’s your duty to uphold the law and by that standard i request that you resign from your position in this establishment

[rare veldt]

I’m very confused I don’t know how to read this

[sturdy vector]

Most people aren’t familiar with hellraiser as it’s semi obscure horror

[rare veldt]

Yeah that makes sense

[sturdy vector]

Sir this is a Wendy’s.

[sturdy vector]

Anyways hellraiser is getting a game

Fair warning though it’s particularly graphic

[jovial flare]

As you can see here this is actually a chick fil a

[sturdy vector]

Nah we season our food here.

This is a Popeyes more than anything cause the mod team stands on business

[jovial flare]

Sauce is not seasoning

[sturdy vector]

And chick fil a sauce is mid

[rare veldt]

Hmmmm

[jovial flare]

Hmmmmm

[sturdy vector]

Don’t tell my wife I said that.

[jovial flare]

I ask the jurry for hearsay

@rare veldt

[sturdy vector]

If anyone’s got my back I know it’s Seamus

[jovial flare]

@mossy badge

[sturdy vector]

Therefore the case ends in a hung jury.

[rare veldt]

Yea

[jovial flare]

^

[mossy badge]

You're hanging me?😨

[sturdy vector]

No

[jovial flare]

If you don’t answer the question yes

[rare veldt]

I’ve never had it so I can’t judge

[mossy badge]

It is, unfortunately, delicious

[jovial flare]

I feel like a dad who just dragged his two 14 year old sons out of there rooms to go on an errand

[sturdy vector]

But Popeyes chicken with Mardi Gras mustard and potatoes and gravy

[rare veldt]

Yep that is exactly what you are

You are now the discord dad

[mossy badge]

Mustard is, unfortunately, disgusting

[rare veldt]

Yes

It’s too yellow

[sturdy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrickcreepysmile-kendrick-lamar-smile-gif-11906780407366638029

[mossy badge]

Don't tell the US Army

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[jovial flare]

1 member of the jurry provided unreliable knowledge with 1 member in proxy delivering an acceptable answer by these means you @ash are incorrect in your statement and it has been rebutted for later retrieval if that day so comes

[rare veldt]

I feel like I’m about to get assaulted🤔

[jovial flare]

What filters you got

[sturdy vector]

Why?

[rare veldt]

I don’t know his eyes make me feel like I am

[sturdy vector]

It’s Kendrick Lamar?

[rare veldt]

Let me go get my knife I’ll feel a lot safer

[mossy badge]

Idk, I stole it from my brother

I gave it back ofc

[jovial flare]

That’s a federal offense you just admitted to😭😭😭

[rare veldt]

Lmao

We got him

[mossy badge]

Who is federal and why is he offended by me?

[jovial flare]

Jerry do you have the silly South African accent or do you just sound basic

[rare veldt]

Yes I have the Afrikaans accent

It comes out the most when I’m mad

[jovial flare]

Hehehe

[jovial flare]

Do your friends ever rage bait you on purpose 😂

[rare veldt]

I also use a lot more Afrikaans words when I am speaking in real life

[obsidian bay]

Bro says silly, but also has all of Texas as an accent

[jovial flare]

Also hi Tyk

[rare veldt]

Honestly half the time I can’t tell

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[obsidian bay]

👹

[jovial flare]

Have you heard there’s?

[obsidian bay]

Yes - big fan of Afrikaans accent

[jovial flare]

I may say yall and ain’t but like they got a whole other thing going on down there

[rare veldt]

Thank you

[obsidian bay]

Quite welcome!

[sturdy vector]

I still say “Y’all, Git, and howdy.”

I can’t comment on anyone’s accent.

[rare veldt]

It’s valid

[sick briar]

ts ratios blue lock so bad

[sturdy vector]

Especially cause mines a mess

[obsidian bay]

Im relatively accent less

[rare veldt]

Oh

[obsidian bay]

Unless you power me with enough booze

Then the Masshole comes out THICK

[sturdy vector]

Massachusetts?

[obsidian bay]

Oui

[sturdy vector]

It exists?

I thought it was a myth like hobby lobby or Philly cheesesteaks

[jovial flare]

Yall is just the perfect word

[sturdy vector]

Or Kraft singles

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-felicia-friday-shoo-go-away-gif-4389994

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[sturdy vector]

“Bye Felicia.”

[abstract viper]

Hmmmm

[jovial flare]

So you turn into an angry Boston person

That seems comical

[obsidian bay]

Less angry -

[obsidian bay]

But also need like a child leash

Because will walk off on an adventure with or without my shoes

https://tenor.com/view/hobbit-adventure-gif-18135104

[jovial flare]

Seamus

[mossy badge]

One of my cats is currently splashing water put of their waterbowl for no reason

[sturdy vector]

I just cook when I’m drunk

[jovial flare]

As someone who is a past siege player

Fix the recoil

[sturdy vector]

And turn into a Michelin star chef I swear.

[jovial flare]

Me but when I’m on the meds

[obsidian bay]

They prefer the good water, not the crusty tap water

[mossy badge]

Tachanka ace🔥

[jovial flare]

There’s no cool factor if it looks like it was done by a noob I’d be embarrassed to be those guys😭

[sturdy vector]

I used to be medicated.

[mossy badge]

I should get a Brita and a mini fridge just for them

[jovial flare]

You shot circled around them

Cmon now

[obsidian bay]

And a fountain

[jovial flare]

I hate seige btw with a burning passion

[obsidian bay]

Ansel drinks like 5x the water with his fountain than he does from a bowl

[sturdy vector]

@mossy badge Ace with Clash and I’ll be impressed.

[jovial flare]

That’s easy

[sturdy vector]

You’re right, alibi no shotty.

I don’t know who’s bad now it’s been a long time since I played siege

I used to main Mira and Dokkaebi

But switched to thorn and ola

[abstract viper]

Giys im out of roling rocks do i open the cides

[sturdy vector]

Osa*

[mossy badge]

I main Osa

[jovial flare]

Hardest person to truthfully ace with would be probably Mira depending the map because they made the vector a pea shooter

[mossy badge]

Best operator imo

[sturdy vector]

Good pick.

[sturdy vector]

Only need a headshot

[jovial flare]

Btw just switch to ready or not at this point it’s not worth playing that game

[sturdy vector]

Yeah I love ready or not

[jovial flare]

Ubisoft is a terrible game manager

And I hate them

[sturdy vector]

They need to be boycotted

More

[mossy badge]

I'll have to wait till its in psplus

[jovial flare]

They constantly take away and add stuff to siege as a way to make it “interesting “ but it only makes it unrealistic and it pisses me off

I have put 2500 hours into siege and on top of that played professionally

I can’t stand it

[jovial flare]

Me when I quit

I trained my schools team how to play

Like that was hell

[sturdy vector]

Your school has an esports team?

[jovial flare]

Had*

[sturdy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-alan-gif-27591763

Were they that bad?

[jovial flare]

Yes ik I was a gold I never cared to play ranked because it doesn’t define YOUR skill it defines your teams skill as an effort

[sturdy vector]

I’d like to think I was at least a high gold but I hated ranked cause of all the messages I got.

[sturdy vector]

Only to then be team killed by sweat lords and other stuff

[jovial flare]

Like my honest feeling right there

[sturdy vector]

No bypassing filters but I get it

[mossy badge]

I don't play ranked because I'm copper 3

[sturdy vector]

I’d frequently win every match in a row with a decent team and communication.

Except the one against tux bird.

It was a nightmare.

[jovial flare]

Like

I was goated with the sauce

Dare I say

[limber coral]

@lone marten

[jovial flare]

I need to rename myself to pug mode tbh because whenever I’m trying I just start breathing intensely 😭

It’s like I’m gathering enough oxygen molecules to see into the future

[astral eagle]

Why does hunting grounds have a ruiner role lmao

[jovial flare]

They don’t feel bad

[mossy badge]

The number of small birds I've found in my room is insane

[jovial flare]

Atleast yours brings them back

Mine just played with them like toys then big there heads off

And my mom would scream bloody murder about it

While I had to clean up

[sturdy vector]

I found a rabbit here and there and over there and down there

Cats are vicious

[jovial flare]

Rabbits are fine birds not so much

If they kill rabbits atleast there doing pest control

[mossy badge]

Speaking of rabbits, I want to watch Alice in Wonderland again

[jovial flare]

As an upland hunter concerned about game bird populations wild cats are the worst

Even waterfowl have problems because of it

[mossy badge]

They're just put in a fowl mood

[jovial flare]

Pfffft

[mossy badge]

Wait a minute

Its past your bedtime

[jovial flare]

I can bench you

I will hold that above your head for the rest of your days twizzler arms

[obsidian bay]

Twizzler arms is crazy

[jovial flare]

He’s a string bean I am an asparagus

[vale thunder]

Howdy

[jovial flare]

Wyd

[vale thunder]

Looking at belts

Bc if black boots , want black belt to complete look

Never realized how expensive belts were

[jovial flare]

I’ve settled on getting that red tecova boot for today

[vale thunder]

Oh?

Sick man

[jovial flare]

What belt are you thinking

[vale thunder]

These are what I have as ideas rn

My friends all like the ariat over the other ones

😭

[jovial flare]

I personally love the rujo ones

Black ostrich specifically

[vale thunder]

I’m starting to like the look of them

[jovial flare]

The python would be badass

[vale thunder]

Similar to my dad ariats

[jovial flare]

I just don’t know how ID look in them

[vale thunder]

That’s what I was thinking

[vale thunder]

I wouldn’t look good in them

I don’t have the wardrobe for it

[jovial flare]

The men’s Langdons i like because of the embroidery which is something I look for in a boot

[vale thunder]

See I don’t worry about the embroidery as much as

I sometimes like just leather

[jovial flare]

Your friends are kids who don’t I imagine know any better

[vale thunder]

All depends

[vale thunder]

She knows nothing about boots and only knows how it would look on me

[jovial flare]

I really like the men’s Langdon if you buy those I will be jealous dude

[vale thunder]

I may do it

Just to make you jelly

[jovial flare]

You’d look good in any of those ostrich besides the Ariat

[jovial flare]

They’d be a badass pair of boots

[vale thunder]

The Cases look so clean dude

Such a simple pair

The langdons would tempt me to wear them every day man

[jovial flare]

You should

Just not to necessarily muddy weather

[vale thunder]

Like I wear my ariats around the house bc f them

[jovial flare]

They can handle dirt your not gonna hurt them

[vale thunder]

Hell no

[vale thunder]

Ehhh I’d be worried but yeah

I mean

They are 500-600 bucks but they are boots

Meant to get a little wear on them

[jovial flare]

I hope you also remeber all the other brands I mentioned but as even I learn more I can keep you updated with boot brands but you have a good idea of what taste is

[vale thunder]

Oh yeah been looking at Hyers

The other brand don’t have what I’m looking for per say , still beautiful boots

[jovial flare]

My dad has elephants that cost 1100 and wears them everyday. There’s no reason to spend money on something and not use it.

[vale thunder]

That’s…. A good point

My dad might fuss at me though

He keeps his in his closet, all clean and shiny

But Hes had them longer than I’ve been alive

[jovial flare]

He probably uses them as dress boots which is fine. If you wear yours everyday you can just continue to take care of them and every so often oil them and polish them if need be

[vale thunder]

Yerp

[jovial flare]

You can’t hurt the boot truthfully unless you literally cut it

[vale thunder]

I’ve accidentally cut my ariats lmao

They are my beaters

[jovial flare]

Well just be careful with them if you buy them lol you’ll learn how to have nice stuff eventually

Your dad will probably just be paranoid

[vale thunder]

Eventually

[jovial flare]

But jokes on him

You’ll be rocking a badass pair of boots

[mossy badge]

I call it boots, rhymes with Grug

[vale thunder]

Eh Hes more worried I’m gonna destroy something I worked hard for

[jovial flare]

But if you want an actual investment I recommend going through with it man

[vale thunder]

Bc low-key I’m not the smartest person

[jovial flare]

And you’ll have them for the rest of your life

[jovial flare]

Doesn’t mean you can learn to be

I’m not either

[vale thunder]

Need 1 more week of odd jobs and babysitting siblings

Then I can technically

[jovial flare]

But I have a 1000 dollar fly rod as a gift and just take care of it

[vale thunder]

nice man

[mossy badge]

I dont get paid for babysitting my family

[vale thunder]

I’ve got a decent one too

[obsidian bay]

Morning Tuck

[vale thunder]

I basically parent them from 7-7 pm

[jovial flare]

Like yes that sounds simple but literally just paying attention and thinking to yourself maybe I shouldn’t be a dumbass helps😂

[vale thunder]

Morning !

[mossy badge]

I'm gonna hit the hay

[jovial flare]

I’m trying to convince him to buy a badass pair of boots

[vale thunder]

Nah man I can’t help my dumbassery just happens

[mossy badge]

And its past your bedtime potter

[obsidian bay]

Why you hitting things

[vale thunder]

Night man

[mossy badge]

They hit me first

[jovial flare]

I have more faith in you then you think bud nobody starts out a sharpened blade in this world

[vale thunder]

Haha

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/waterboy-kill-gif-19065345

[vale thunder]

Aww cute y’all are flirting

[jovial flare]

She’s married

[vale thunder]

😂 THAT was a joke

[mossy badge]

I started out as a bucket of mud

[obsidian bay]

Go back to drinking, you turdbag

[vale thunder]

Goober I know

[vale thunder]

How wude

[jovial flare]

That’s a good song

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-jar-jar-binks-the-phantom-menace-how-rude-how-wude-gif-16041519

[vale thunder]

CANONICALLY THOSE TWO CHARACTERS ARE DATING SO DONT HATE ME

[jovial flare]

Dude

[vale thunder]

Ik man

[jovial flare]

God I’m jealous

Like

I don’t even have a pair of ostrich yet I want a pair so bad 😭

[vale thunder]

Just callin my name

[obsidian bay]

Just put on my glasses
Thoguht the stores name was 'skins' for a bit there

[vale thunder]

Imma show my dad them tomorrow