🦝︴off-topic

[obsidian bay]

you reposting it makes me want to punt you into the river

[dire venture]

No thank you not interested

[obsidian bay]

Too late. It's been raining for a week and the waters going fast

you'll be in slovenia in no time.

[dire venture]

Uh oh

[knotty olive]

Get out

[dire venture]

It did

Couldn't help my self

[manic inlet]

brazilian football announcer background noise as he gets field goaled into the Danube

[knotty olive]

Not Slovenia

[obsidian bay]

You're right, I had to double check.

[manic inlet]

aight so there's this neat thing called impulse control

[obsidian bay]

Germany tho.

[knotty olive]

Is it the fishy part or the literal liquid poison part

[dire venture]

I couldn't

[knotty olive]

Nah I mean Slovenia’s a terrible punishment even for him

[dire venture]

It just started sliding down my leg

I farted

I didn't know

[manic inlet]

🙄

[dire venture]

I thought it was a fart and it slipped out

[obsidian bay]

disappointed this isnt a fish

[dire venture]

It slipped out the cheecks

Pause

[manic inlet]

🤦‍♂️

[twilit forum]

Now that’s more like it

[fathom vortex]

Half a hour without sending reisa (NOT RISA), im not feeling well....

[twilit forum]

The content I love to see from off-topic

[dire venture]

You can send it in here

[obsidian bay]

better, ty

[twilit forum]

Flesh pedestrian

where are yewwwww

[knotty olive]

Just sold 560713 dollars worth of loot in banner lord

[obsidian bay]

you are a little bit of dark matter aren't you?

[dire venture]

What?

[fathom vortex]

No im scared

[obsidian bay]

you are dense.

[dire venture]

It's off topic

[dire venture]

I dunno what to ur talking about I didn't send nothin

[knotty olive]

Watch this

[dire venture]

.

[knotty olive]

Off topic is safe

[obsidian bay]

Really? So the chat logs showing you posting....?

[dire venture]

.....

[fathom vortex]

Is that a clam?

[obsidian bay]

also - literal last warning, stop bein gross/skipping the filter

[twilit forum]

Pro tip, Tyk is one of the nicer mods here so getting on their bad side probably isn’t ideal

[dire venture]

I was hacked for a second

[knotty olive]

Clamuel himself prophet of clams holy order of clam church

[obsidian bay]

don't lie - it's insulting to all our intelligence kiddo

[dire venture]

Kiddin

I could be your grandpa

[manic inlet]

if this were Lyra i think hed have been dropped on the spot the 1st time he ignored the warning

[twilit forum]

Hilarious when kids think the rest of us don’t have brains lol

[twilit forum]

Oh undoubtedly

[obsidian bay]

bless. How old am I then?

[fathom vortex]

Well imma send my trophy here

[knotty olive]

64

[fathom vortex]

Now we wait

[twilit forum]

You’re an immortal lich, you don’t have an age

[obsidian bay]

I had a birthday recently, so +1

[dire venture]

This is me

[obsidian bay]

this is why you'll always be in my favorites

[manic inlet]

oh youre a few months older than my uncle

who is currently in the hospital

[dire venture]

BAHAHAHHA

[knotty olive]

Bro came out before discord

[obsidian bay]

oh no :C
I hope he's mending?

[dire venture]

I was talking about the image don't take that wrong

Am I cute

[manic inlet]

gonna need surgery, complete advanced osteonecrosis of the left hip

so complete hip replacement needed

[obsidian bay]

ouuuuchhhhh.
Titanium or ceramic?

[manic inlet]

he can no longer stand or walk actually the joint is so deteriorated

[twilit forum]

Oh no
Hope that goes well and recovery is as smooth as possible. That’s tough

[obsidian bay]

thats gonna be a rough heal-window.
Best of luck to him :C

[manic inlet]

havent gotten to that yet, hes currently fighting off a skin infection in his groin area that was exaggerated by his diabetes/heart meds

[obsidian bay]

ack

cut ol unc a break 😭

[manic inlet]

and he has blood in the urine probably from bladder stones and spontaneous prostate bleeds

uhhhhh what else

oh yeah his sodium keeps tanking which could send him back into afib cause he is a recoveree from heart failure

[manic inlet]

we call him the Green Mile Man

he has survived things he should not have

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/the-green-mile-gif-10739595

[manic inlet]

thanketh 🙏

well wishes appreciated yall

gonna be visiting him here in a couple hours

[obsidian bay]

give him a hug from his now extended online family 😭

he is the collective uncle of us all

[lone marten]

all 100k of us give him a virtual hug

[knotty olive]

Yes

[rare veldt]

I got a fox in my freezer

[obsidian bay]

from well wishing crunchy uncle to "got a foxsicle"

[lone marten]

i got chicken in mine

[obsidian bay]

I got ... icecubes.

[lone marten]

i might be getting a salmon to practice filleting

gosh knows how to spell that wordd

word

[rare veldt]

Unfortunately well we were doing comp practice a fox ran across the range and caught one in the pelvis so we finished it off and I took it home

[knotty olive]

I got alligator

[knotty olive]

All of us know it wasn’t an accident

[hidden pendant]

fun

[obsidian bay]

Fishman, where you been hiding

[rare veldt]

It wasn’t me shooting it was another guy

Also I wouldn’t shoot a running fox with a subsonic .22 rimfire

[hidden pendant]

at my home

[rare veldt]

Particularly the stuff we use at comp

[knotty olive]

.22 subs for a shooting comp is crazy

[rare veldt]

It’s 100 yards max for us at the club

It’s also a division of NRL

[knotty olive]

12 gauge is the best shooting round

Or .40

[knotty olive]

Interesting

Illuminati eagle

[manic inlet]

lol

[digital grail]

https://tenor.com/view/callofthewildtheangler-yellabellynavy-cotw-theangler-gif-14166204195908560988

[hazy drum]

All of these are literally right next to eachother. AND they are all directly under a village, which the village is 300 blocks away from my house (this is in a copy world btw, I made it like halfway through my actual world)

[open halo]

It’s my parents anniversary and I got to stay home alone for an hour

[mossy badge]

Ok?

[open halo]

Meh

I got to watch YouTube

[knotty olive]

Ok?

[open halo]

Im making pork sosig rounds

[muted steppe]

Hey who plays Xbox

[silent harbor]

#🦌︴find-a-game

[knotty olive]

I play Xbox

And I have 374 notifications

[mossy badge]

Ok

[jovial flare]

I shoot better if it’s live

(This is only true for birds)

I am a weenie when it comes to shooting a deer lol

Like yes it’s point aim shoot but if that sucker stares at me I’m like well shucks

[mossy badge]

Same, but then I remember how tasty it is

[jovial flare]

Well duh I pull the trigger anyways but I get sad lol

As for the ducks

They can die

[knotty olive]

This….this is sick

[obsidian bay]

Probably deserved it

Bet you said something offensive to them

[rare veldt]

I’m going to be real with you mate every time I shot a deer I felt nothing. Don’t make it different it’s the same thing a life is a life

[obsidian bay]

"Your nest sucks"

[rare veldt]

It’s too early in the morning I’m being philosophical😭

[rare veldt]

Lmao bro got jumped

[knotty olive]

Along the lines of gobble gobble

[obsidian bay]

But it's not a turkey 😭

Looks like a muscovy duck

[knotty olive]

Yea……..hence why he said gobble gobble, offending the foul of being confused with a Turkey

[jovial flare]

I TRIED FEEDING THEM

[jovial flare]

As you get used to it, it begins to fade tbh I’d like to dramatize it though lol

[jovial flare]

It infact was

And they are the meanest mf’s alive

We put them on our ranch to eat them and least to say I dislike them

After trying to feed them they attacked me and then shagged another duck

Like just to top it off

[rare veldt]

Valid af

[rare veldt]

Bro I can hear you casually reloading a shot gun

[obsidian bay]

Sounds like duck stuff to me.

[signal pagoda]

Fart

[rare veldt]

Yall I’m cooked I don’t think my friends like me anymore

I might get vote kicked from the friend group lmao

Because I forgot freedom of speech only applies if you’re being leftist in the uk

[mossy badge]

I hope we get some Scaups in the game

Because of one of their food sources

[jovial flare]

@rare veldt

[rare veldt]

Eeeeeeeeee

A sound that brings happiness to me

[jovial flare]

Clam man strikes again

[jovial flare]

They are the evil incarnate that walk this earth

[jovial flare]

Find new friends idk what to tell you

If people ask me about my political views I typically try to dodge that question

[rare veldt]

I got y’all bro

[jovial flare]

Texan ass mf saying “yall”

😂

[rare veldt]

That’s 100,000 people that I can yap with

[rare veldt]

Bro guess what state I’m going to

[jovial flare]

Here soon I imagine

Yes we use that on a regular basis btw

[rare veldt]

It wasn’t even political views I made a joke about Furrys I wasn’t even being serious😭

[jovial flare]

Furries are weird but let them be them lol

Some people might take anything to heart

You never know

COUGH COUGH

A certain mod I have beef with

Where you going in Texas?

Yes I will judge you on your decision

[rare veldt]

Just outside Houston area

[vale thunder]

Where?

[rare veldt]

Honestly going to be nice to be in the same time zone as you guys much better for talking

[jovial flare]

Ehhhh

Good luck

[rare veldt]

Somewhere

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/birds-bird-getting-into-a-fight-you-wanna-go-cockatoo-gif-17352466

[rare veldt]

Thanks🙏

[jovial flare]

Jerry I’m not driving 8 hours to stalk you

[rare veldt]

No I’m driving eight hours to stalk you

[vale thunder]

Hello Tyk

[jovial flare]

That’d be fine

[vale thunder]

Jerald I live in the city limits of Houston

[rare veldt]

Don’t worry I will bring something like half a deer or maybe a fox

Or some fish🤔

[jovial flare]

I will throw hands with you anytime of the week and then get coffee together as we discuss a novel or hair products be warned

[obsidian bay]

This is fine

[rare veldt]

Bro out here calling me Jerald???

[jovial flare]

😂

[vale thunder]

Indeed I did

IM SO SORRY JERRY

GOD

[rare veldt]

No it’s cool bro

[jovial flare]

I’m wishing you luck because Houston to me is meh and just smells like oil and fish

[obsidian bay]

Dang, you used his srs bidness name

[rare veldt]

Jerry ain’t even my name

I just had to come up with the name quick when we made the account lmao

We did it for the Memes boys

[obsidian bay]

It's your name when you're here

[rare veldt]

Alright

[obsidian bay]

Just like I'm Tyk

[rare veldt]

I’ll take it honestly

[vale thunder]

Jerald

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[vale thunder]

That’s your name

[obsidian bay]

And that guy up there is

https://tenor.com/view/potter-ppotter-harry-potter-malfoy-potter-malfoy-saying-potter-gif-22993770

[vale thunder]

Potter?

[jovial flare]

Why hello there✨

[vale thunder]

Oh

[obsidian bay]

Hehe

[rare veldt]

Everyone calls me Jerry. Except the drunken and disorderly fella over there

[obsidian bay]

That's just tuck stuff

[vale thunder]

Hello Jerald

[mossy badge]

Alright, I did some overthinking, and came up with the meaning to life

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[jovial flare]

Before people realized I was a ceramicist they thought I was a massive Harry potter nerd and they were sadly mistaken

[vale thunder]

I’m slightly idiotic

[mossy badge]

Same

[obsidian bay]

So help me if you dont say 42 I am disowning you

[vale thunder]

The meaning of life is to live life

[mossy badge]

Don't forget a towel

[rare veldt]

My brother

[vale thunder]

24

[rare veldt]

Good on

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-dont-panic-dolphins-fish-so-long-gif-3554498

[vale thunder]

YOU KNOW WHATS BETTER THAN 24

25

[mossy badge]

My brother stole my copy : (

[rare veldt]

😭

Why your brother stealing your towel

[jovial flare]

3 big balls

[rare veldt]

Bro where the heck you finding this

[jovial flare]

The 3 children laughing at that atm

[obsidian bay]

Texas just has these

[jovial flare]

What😭

[vale thunder]

Yeup

[obsidian bay]

They're like warts

But stone

[rare veldt]

Good to know

[mossy badge]

Everything's bigger in texas🤷‍♂️

[vale thunder]

We should see a doctor about it but we can’t afford insurance

[rare veldt]

Dang

[jovial flare]

Guys😭

I’m dying 😭😭

[vale thunder]

Ya know what we can afford?

Gas

[jovial flare]

😂😂😂

[vale thunder]

2.43 a gallon

GET OUTA HERE CALI

[obsidian bay]

Shoulda got that wart checked..

[mossy badge]

Still too rich for my blood

[vale thunder]

Are you living in section 8 housing

[jovial flare]

the balls are cannon balls from the largest cannon in Edinburgh Scotland 😭

[mossy badge]

I live within walking distance of a lake...

[jovial flare]

I’d rather pay that then 3

[vale thunder]

Lucky bastard

[mossy badge]

Speaking of Edinburgh, I want to visit my aunt

[vale thunder]

Fr dog it’s gotten down to 2.30 in some spots

[jovial flare]

Go for it I love it there

[vale thunder]

I even heard one place had it to 2.20

[jovial flare]

I think it’s funny that we think gas here is expensive

You should see Europe

It’s by the liter

[mossy badge]

Unfortunately, I'm broke

[jovial flare]

And a lot worse

[mossy badge]

College and laziness have drained me

[vale thunder]

Unfortunate for the Europeenars

I mean Europeans

Stupid autocorrect

[jovial flare]

Don’t be laziness and college debt can wait

[vale thunder]

Learn trade

Cheaper , less debt , earn more money

Work hard

Make father proud

[mossy badge]

I'm doing industrial tech classes rn

[vale thunder]

U go girlfriend

[jovial flare]

We need more people to encourage men like that

[vale thunder]

Is that Germany? Or France maybe?

[jovial flare]

Edinburgh Scotland

[vale thunder]

I say it to all my buddies

[jovial flare]

I have pics from both though

I hated France

[vale thunder]

Noice

[jovial flare]

🖕 France

I hate them

[vale thunder]

I cannot afford to travel out of my state

[vale thunder]

The French hate the French I don’t think they will argue with you

[jovial flare]

They shouldn’t

There terrible people

[vale thunder]

I’ve met some Brits that genuinely pissed me off

[jovial flare]

I actually like the English my experience in London was nice

[vale thunder]

I like the Romanians , Germans , and Irish

[sick briar]

funny bait considerin how insanely buff and roided he used to be

[jovial flare]

I flirted with much older women and then made friends with a bunch of college kids

[vale thunder]

Based off of past experiences they are cool people

[jovial flare]

Germany was a fav of mine

Everything is cheap

[vale thunder]

I love their food

[jovial flare]

You would like big weiners

[vale thunder]

Schnitzel is DA BOMB

[vale thunder]

So does your mom

That’s why I see her regularly

[jovial flare]

☹️

I don’t have one of those

[vale thunder]

Oh hush

Just a bit of jokes

[obsidian bay]

Its like 1.65/liter here

[jovial flare]

Ik

[obsidian bay]

And a gallon is like 3.7L

[jovial flare]

Now multiply that by 4

[vale thunder]

Nevermind I apologize

[jovial flare]

Thank you

[vale thunder]

You’re paying double what we pay

Basically

If my math is correct

It probably isn’t

[jovial flare]

Me when i hold my meat

[vale thunder]

You should use both hands for a weiner that big

[jovial flare]

😂

That and a large beer

Secretly all men are 5 year olds to nobodies surprise

[vale thunder]

Texas

This is why I stay

That and family

Btw every single picture was on my phone so some of them suck some don’t

[mossy badge]

It gets spooky at night here

So East Texas is better

[jovial flare]

I’m Ngl I hate living here but I’d be sad without it

[vale thunder]

I’m in east Texas ding ding

East -ish

[obsidian bay]

Basically yes

[mossy badge]

Give me your exact location. We're going fishing

[jovial flare]

Tyler probably

[vale thunder]

Longs and lats?

[vale thunder]

Literally Houston

Sadly

I don’t wanna be here

I wanna move to like

[mossy badge]

I lived there when I was younger

[jovial flare]

Anywhere else lol

[vale thunder]

San Saba

I wanna move there

Small little town

Tiny

[mossy badge]

I hate Tyler because of one person

[vale thunder]

2 roads in and out of it

[jovial flare]

I wanna move to a whole other state :))

[vale thunder]

Which state

[jovial flare]

Any that has fly fishing

[vale thunder]

So

Like

[jovial flare]

So literally any above us

[vale thunder]

Any state

[mossy badge]

Fr

[obsidian bay]

Don't blame Tyler because of Tyler

[vale thunder]

Texas has a lot of rainbows trout dude , they stock the Colorado in the winter

[jovial flare]

Listen I’ll be in Arkansas soon I’ll rate that state but so far I’m scared of the food there

[mossy badge]

I have a family friend named Tyler, he's pretty chill

[jovial flare]

Stocked fish is different then year round and wild

[mossy badge]

Their roast roadkill is to die for🙏

[vale thunder]

Go for guads then

Kill off the smallmouth

Save our rivers

[mossy badge]

Fish the creeks

[vale thunder]

Do your part

[vale thunder]

I’d kill to go fish a small creek

[mossy badge]

I've caught one smallmouth... it decided to get the hook through its eye and gill

[vale thunder]

Kill it violently

[mossy badge]

It did that job for me

[jovial flare]

I do that but in different states and in the middle of nowhere, it’s hard to beat being in the back country in the mountains and then I come back home and I’m like why do I live here.

[vale thunder]

Turn the bluegill into piranhas who only eat smallish

[mossy badge]

It was well past dead, so I drop kicked it back into the water

[vale thunder]

Clean up our rivers

[vale thunder]

Shoulda put it on a rock for the birds

[jovial flare]

Like I’d take that over Texas anytime

[mossy badge]

Once I get a good kayak, I'll be getting deep into the woods

[mossy badge]

Turtles gotta eat too🤷‍♂️

[vale thunder]

That’s a personal opinion, respect it , however

Give me cattle , hay bales , and some mesquite trees

That’s where I’m happy

[jovial flare]

The only pluses to this state are the fact that we have cowboy culture and good food

Like I’m a ranch hand

It’s hard to beat that

[mossy badge]

For me, its swamp and hiking trails

[vale thunder]

Completely ignoring the hunting fishing vast amount of state parks

[jovial flare]

Meh there’s so many states with better hunting

[vale thunder]

Saltwater nonsense

[jovial flare]

The best thing we here is dove hunting

[mossy badge]

If Lone Star Steel never fell victim to bad politics, I'd be working in the steel mills

[mossy badge]

Caddo Lake needs national park status

[vale thunder]

Where else can you kill an axis deer besides Hawaii

What about red stags?

[jovial flare]

The deer are everywhere but never too big the duck hunting is good generally

[obsidian bay]

Be a ranch hand up north

[vale thunder]

Fallow deer?

[mossy badge]

Where else can you shoot hogs from a helicopter?

[jovial flare]

Game ranches aren’t hunting drunk and you know my opinion on that

[vale thunder]

No??

[jovial flare]

Not really no

[mossy badge]

They regularly escape

[vale thunder]

Exactly

[jovial flare]

Ik you’ve sent pics lol

[vale thunder]

Shooting axis deer for meat is fun man who gives a crap about the trophy

[mossy badge]

Some rich guy bought the entire ranch and is just ignoring it

[jovial flare]

But nah the exotics aren’t my thing and I think that’s cruel tbh that they’d trap a bunch of animals on a ranch for sport and then have people to pay to go shoot them.

[vale thunder]

They don’t trap them

[jovial flare]

High fence they do

It’s 10’000 acres

Sure they have room

But you can always find them

And some even track them

[vale thunder]

Dude there’s an exotic animal reserve right next to my cousins land , those suckers jump the damn fence daily

[mossy badge]

Only one has escaped the ranch near me, and thats because of a drunk driver

I wish I saw it before some guy shot it

[jovial flare]

Still not right nor the point lol

[vale thunder]

Alright fair

[jovial flare]

Lucky exotic 7 would be an example that I’d use

[vale thunder]

Your opinion on hunting is go to public land and do what exactly

Or hunt your own land?

[jovial flare]

Not always public land it can be a reserve

[vale thunder]

Or what find a deer lease?

[jovial flare]

But something like that

Is just not cool

[vale thunder]

We don’t have , to my knowledge, a whole lot of public land

I’m not well versed

[jovial flare]

Core of engineer land

And that’s the best

And there’s lots of it

[mossy badge]

I live near a lot of that

[jovial flare]

Outside of that it’s best to find some friends who own ranches

And ask to hunt there properties

[vale thunder]

Like I said , I’m not well versed in public land. Only hunting I’ve done is on family property

[jovial flare]

I hunt both public, private, and reserve

[mossy badge]

Imo all federal land that isn't being used for anything important/risky to be around, should be public hunting

[vale thunder]

Good opinion tbh

[jovial flare]

Difference is on the reserves I’m on I’m not shooting a bunch of animals that have necessarily been shipped there from a far away place lol and have price tags

[mossy badge]

-# vote seamus for president

[vale thunder]

*Governor , don’t get cocky

[knotty olive]

That’s how it is here

We hunt on army bases and stuff all the time

[vale thunder]

The exotics I’ve seen are bred on that land

[knotty olive]

Basically the only public land unavailable for hunting is the bombing range and the nuke sites

[vale thunder]

I know fishing more than hunting I’ll tell you that

I can’t get out hunting a lot , fishing it easier to plan

[mossy badge]

Theres also a lot of private land owned for no reason here

And abandoned land

[vale thunder]

It’s a treat to go sit in a stand with my dad and watch the whitetail come in

Or axis

If we need some meat

[knotty olive]

Mount and blade is absolutely epic

[jovial flare]

Once they’ve imported them and have everything setup they will breed the better quality’s of animals to produce better trophies which is still just no

[nimble stratus]

venison is top tier meats and ill swear by that

[knotty olive]

Just defeated 1200 men to preserve the senate and capture the treasonous false emperor

[mossy badge]

My dad cant go out hunting anymore. Lots of bike accidents as a kid took their toll

[vale thunder]

Damn

My dad works 60 hour work weeks + a part time job

So

He ain’t home much

[jovial flare]

I think you should see your dad more often Jesus

[mossy badge]

Thanks🙏

[vale thunder]

I do see him

[jovial flare]

If I worked that much I’d have a drinking problem

[vale thunder]

Since my mom got paralyzed Hes had to take time off work

[mossy badge]

So disrespectful towards the blind community 💔

[vale thunder]

He did for a minute, he bettered himself

[vale thunder]

Boy

[jovial flare]

Then good for him

[jovial flare]

Kratos impression

[vale thunder]

He’s a good man , probably the best man I know

[mossy badge]

It took organ failure for my brother to stop

Well

[vale thunder]

Well that’s unfortunate

My dad saw the signs before it set in

A beer a night so he can sleep better

[mossy badge]

That was probably do to him slowing his drinking down + locust tree poison

[vale thunder]

Then he started working his way to more beers a night

Plus he decided to lose weight and he cut carbs

[nimble stratus]

underage drinking is fun till u go to church the following week and have that guilt in your chest 😭

[vale thunder]

That’s

So frickin random

[mossy badge]

Idk about guilt

[vale thunder]

Also why do you feel guilty about it

[nimble stratus]

cuz i dont just stop at a few i keep going till i physically cant

[mossy badge]

Besides, my feelings on religion are complicated

[vale thunder]

As long as I’m home I can do whatever I want in my house , legally

[nimble stratus]

needa limit myself more

[mossy badge]

Except murder

[vale thunder]

Then stay away from it

[nimble stratus]

ah, fair enough

[vale thunder]

Even that is legal until they find out

[nimble stratus]

probably should but easier said than done

[jovial flare]

You see I don’t go to church and here in Texas you can drink under 21 with a parent or guardian which I do quite often

[nimble stratus]

ah lucky man

[jovial flare]

Truthfully it’s better to introduce healthy drinking at 18 rather than letting them do it illegally and likely get in trouble

[vale thunder]

If you’re 18 with a parent you can order drinks in public which is wild

[jovial flare]

Ik it’s nice

[nimble stratus]

yea here in michigan we cant even step near alcohol till were 21

[vale thunder]

Dawg My first run in with alcohol was tequila shots in Cozumel

[jovial flare]

I have a friend who owns a restaurant and the waitresses tried getting me in trouble because they don’t know the laws lol

[mossy badge]

Mine was beer I mistook for a coke

[jovial flare]

Most people here it’s at a party and lots of whiskey or vodka

And then you can’t see straight

[vale thunder]

Lmao my cousin used to go to Mexican food restaurants with her grandpa and order like 5 margaritas

[nimble stratus]

mine was a mixed whiskey n coke

[vale thunder]

Then she’d stumble out of the restaurant and hed drive her home

[jovial flare]

My limit there is 8 and I learned that this Fourth of July😭

5 seems insane to me

[vale thunder]

HAHAHHAHA

[jovial flare]

Don’t go over 5

I reccomend that

[vale thunder]

I don’t drink at all and I most likely won’t for a while

[jovial flare]

Don’t

[nimble stratus]

I do rarely

more of a social type thing

[vale thunder]

Im genetically predisposed to alcoholism

Like

[nimble stratus]

I downed like 4 buzz balls and a few twisted teas this past 4th of july tho

[jovial flare]

You drink and you can’t stop

[vale thunder]

It’s bad in our family

[nimble stratus]

i was so tipsy playing flashlight tag 😭

[jovial flare]

Mf was stumbling

[mossy badge]

I'm genetically predisposed to bad decisions

[jovial flare]

Hold on

You will laugh at this

[vale thunder]

Well it don’t help we were moonshiners during prohibition

[vale thunder]

Lmaoo

[vale thunder]

Oh dear god

[knotty olive]

My grandpas and my dad just stopped drinking chronic alcohol one day

Same with smoking

[vale thunder]

That looks like a blast

[jovial flare]

We were wasted at a park in Scotland

[knotty olive]

Just kinda set it down and walked away

[nimble stratus]

lolll

[jovial flare]

The legality of that I have no idea

[vale thunder]

Meh

Were you caught by the cops?

[jovial flare]

Ain’t no laws when your drinking claws

[vale thunder]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[jovial flare]

But no we were not lol

[vale thunder]

THATS

[vale thunder]

Well it was legal

As long as the law don’t get you it’s legal

[jovial flare]

I’m 18 what are they gonna do throw me in jail?

[nimble stratus]

claws dont even do nun to me

[vale thunder]

Like doing 95 in a school zone

[jovial flare]

(They will I didn’t do anything though)

[vale thunder]

Yes dumbass

[jovial flare]

😂😂

[vale thunder]

I’m about to turn 18 in a month

[jovial flare]

Drinking there is much different then here

[vale thunder]

I don’t wanna

[jovial flare]

Here it’s a bigger deal

There it’s like a pat on the shoulder just get home if you had too much

[vale thunder]

Genuinely wanna stay 17 bc this summer sucked donkey balls

[nimble stratus]

👴

[vale thunder]

I want a do over

[knotty olive]

What were dinosaurs like?

[nimble stratus]

i agree this summer did kind of suck

[jovial flare]

Mf I am 19 what are you saying about 17😭

[mossy badge]

Life was so much simpler back then😔

[jovial flare]

Omg

[vale thunder]

It rained so much

[nimble stratus]

im 16 unc 😭

[vale thunder]

They still weren’t as big as your mom

[knotty olive]

Did you meet Napoleon

[rare veldt]

I am 17 leave this 19-year-old MF alone

[knotty olive]

Which one🥀

[vale thunder]

The mean one

[mossy badge]

I find it funny how much older I am than you

[nimble stratus]

25?

[knotty olive]

The one that kills chickens

[vale thunder]

Seamus you’re what , 23?

[mossy badge]

148

[nimble stratus]

i was close

[vale thunder]

I don’t believe you

[rare veldt]

Bro is old

[mossy badge]

1800s were awesome

[nimble stratus]

what was harriet tubman like?

[jovial flare]

Best friends with him actually along with your great great great great grandpa he was a lit dude killed a lot of Prussians

[knotty olive]

Bro was there for the creation of hydrogen

[vale thunder]

Did you meet Billy the kid?

[jovial flare]

Yes he’s old

[mossy badge]

Nah, only Billy the Adult

[open halo]

Y’all yapping

[knotty olive]

My entire family were Scottish peasants until the 1920s lol

[vale thunder]

More like Billy the dead

[jovial flare]

You are not that old calm down

[knotty olive]

Are your parents back yet

[rare veldt]

Bro are you a unc

[nimble stratus]

thanks for stating the obvious man

[vale thunder]

Go back to coco melon little fella

[rare veldt]

Yes we are yapping that’s what we do

[vale thunder]

Old heads are yappin

[nimble stratus]

bro is not an old head 😭

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[knotty olive]

Unlike cute little trophy wife me

[open halo]

Suck a Richard you blunderbuss of a Pratt

[vale thunder]

Lucky Mfer

I’d like to not work a day in my life

[nimble stratus]

english please

[vale thunder]

Speak English I don’t speak brain rot big guy

[open halo]

Dumbass and imbecile

[knotty olive]

My gfs on a path to study law to, just don’t screw it up and I’m set

[jovial flare]

That’s why you watch coco melon

[open halo]

And Richard’s short form is

[mossy badge]

Weiner

[vale thunder]

DickTrickle

[knotty olive]

Stay at home Dennie

[open halo]

Im 17

Coco melon is for babies

[nimble stratus]

youre 2 years older than me pal 😭

[knotty olive]

Did you know George Washington?

[vale thunder]

Favorite nascar driver

[knotty olive]

Dale Earnhardt

[nimble stratus]

chase eliot

basic answer

[open halo]

Busch’s

[vale thunder]

I’m gonna get a DickTrickle tat on my Richard

[mossy badge]

Invented the washing machine

[mossy badge]

Idk why it keeps spoilering

[jovial flare]

Those 2 years are like a millennia of a difference Ik your kind and they scare me

[knotty olive]

I love how the whole chat paused to watch that video

[jovial flare]

The brain rot slang that the kids be saying nowadays has be more spun out then a rabbit catching tail

[knotty olive]

Subaru kitten🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

[jovial flare]

And I was running

[vale thunder]

Bring back CB radio slang

[nimble stratus]

nothing pisses me off more than that one kid behind me saying "YOO THAT WAS AURA"

[jovial flare]

Omg

[nimble stratus]

i physically bite my tongue

[jovial flare]

Like

[open halo]

I wanna curb stomp gen alpha into glass

[jovial flare]

Bless there hearts

[vale thunder]

I wanna feel like a truck driver while I call my buddies a turd muncher

[knotty olive]

Up in the mountains them old guys be ranting on the CB

[mossy badge]

I have a friend that call mac and cheese sauce noods

[nimble stratus]

😭

[knotty olive]

Microwave shrimp is crazy

[mossy badge]

I love Rayman noods

[jovial flare]

I have funnier words that I can’t say lol

[vale thunder]

Same

[mossy badge]

Noodles*

[nimble stratus]

rabbits dont know what i got in store

[knotty olive]

Hehehehe

[jovial flare]

Send noods

[open halo]

Yes

[jovial flare]

Mf got a zen with an M&p

[nimble stratus]

you know it 😉

[vale thunder]

Aimbot

[jovial flare]

What hacks you got on that thing😂

[vale thunder]

I’m reporting you to activison

Tf

[nimble stratus]

lmaooo

[vale thunder]

I’m turning off autocorrect

[nimble stratus]

just basic anti-recoil, aimbot, rapid fire

nothing crazy'

one mag for each rabbit

[mossy badge]

Activism is gonna ban him😂

[knotty olive]

What rabbit? You mean that cloud of fine mist?

[open halo]

I wanna drink

[vale thunder]

Fr

[nimble stratus]

i audibly laughed at this

[vale thunder]

Shut up no you don’t

[open halo]

Yes

[vale thunder]

You want attention thats what you want

[mossy badge]

You get water

[jovial flare]

Nothing like calling my big back friends the deep freeze while slugging a #3 with a chocolate malt from Braums down my gullet

[knotty olive]

Eat ur sausages while ur parents are on their anniversary

[knotty olive]

I understand half of this

[jovial flare]

Don’t drink it’s bad for you

[open halo]

It’s 3 am their asleep and outside

[nimble stratus]

nothing like finding a modded server and shoot everything with a .22 to ruin trophies

[open halo]

Drink is anything

[obsidian bay]

Have party

Simple

[vale thunder]

I want these , can someone be my sugar daddy?

[knotty olive]

Cover them in honey so they wake up to bee attack

[jovial flare]

NAHHH

HOLD ON

[knotty olive]

Work hard like me

[knotty olive]

Get ur own

[jovial flare]

Who wants to spare some change

[nimble stratus]

heh send your card number and ssn and i gotcha pal 😉

[open halo]

Not at the same time dads in his shed moms asleep

[vale thunder]

I’ve got 250 saved rn

[jovial flare]

PLEASEEEEE

[mossy badge]

I usually take my breakfast drink with chocolate ice cream, hot cocoa mix, and chocolate syrup

[vale thunder]

Dennis I’m working

[jovial flare]

I could go to luccheses if I wanted to

But I am broke

[knotty olive]

I don’t mean work for the money work for the sugar daddy

[vale thunder]

OHHH

[vale thunder]

Yuk dude

[obsidian bay]

I guess im missing a fundamental gene or something because I would never

[vale thunder]

Ariat is where it’s at man

[jovial flare]

Ehhhhhh

Ill fist fight you later drunkenly

I don’t like ariat

[knotty olive]

Hiking boots over cowboy boots fight me

[vale thunder]

Those tecovas are sharp I’ll say that

[jovial flare]

That’s different

[mossy badge]

If it's cheap, it's good🤷‍♂️

[obsidian bay]

I'm with you

[jovial flare]

Tecovas are good reason I hate Ariat is there trying to modernize tradition

[mossy badge]

Two different things🤷‍♂️

[open halo]

Steel toes are better

[vale thunder]

Hey man I ain’t made of money and they are in my opinion, rather nicely made so hush

[obsidian bay]

Steel toe hiking boots

[jovial flare]

Btw Dennie we wear cowboy boots as more of a means of dress

[vale thunder]

Fair take

[knotty olive]

Better for all situations unless it’s heavy work then get steel toe

[vale thunder]

I can’t wear round toes

[jovial flare]

I like my boots with leather bottoms and made classically

[knotty olive]

Ah I see, I’ve seen many of those in court

They never win

Then burnt wood brown dress shoes are to die for

[mossy badge]

My steel toe boots make my toes feel weird

[nimble stratus]

boots suck ill stick to my air force ones

[vale thunder]

I don’t need leather soles on the Daily

[obsidian bay]

I like my boots to be functional and not a show pony piece of clothing

[vale thunder]

Terrible opinion don’t ever speak again

[nimble stratus]

lmaoo its just ragebait

[vale thunder]

Better be

[knotty olive]

I wear dress shoes

[jovial flare]

Here in Texas western wear isn’t necessarily a means to work in but rather to go out and look nice in lol I would never wear actual cowboy boots at a ranch but rather a pair of work boots. If I’m riding that’s different obviously though.

[open halo]

Nah

[nimble stratus]

i got 2 functional pairs of boots

[jovial flare]

Your not a man yet it’s okay

[vale thunder]

If I had some steel toe work boots , hell yeah I’m wearing them to work

[knotty olive]

I got four pairs of hiking boots and two pairs of work boots, but I mostly wear boat shoes

[jovial flare]

Steel toe is different lol

[vale thunder]

Ik it is

[jovial flare]

I’m talking my 600 pair of caimans lol

[obsidian bay]

I sleepy.

See yall in an hour

[vale thunder]

Oh HELL NO

[jovial flare]

Girl go to sleep

[open halo]

I just got jump scarex

[jovial flare]

Exactly

[knotty olive]

Guten Nacht

[mossy badge]

Gn Tyk

[vale thunder]

put those caimans in the closet and clean them monthly

[obsidian bay]

It's okay, tuck can't hurt you

[jovial flare]

Lucheses also got more expensive

[knotty olive]

You should see his DMs

[vale thunder]

Lmao

[jovial flare]

What used to be 500-600 is now like 900

[knotty olive]

Scawy

[mossy badge]

But the clams can😈

[jovial flare]

You and these clams

[vale thunder]

Boy don’t make me repeat what you asked me earlier

[open halo]

Fake OF thing that lead to Jeff the killer and screams

[obsidian bay]

[knotty olive]

As long as you say it and I don’t I’m fine

[open halo]

I can feel behind my eyes

[knotty olive]

But she does tho

[mossy badge]

It and I don't

[knotty olive]

I’m fine

Ty

[signal pagoda]

The long wayyyy

[knotty olive]

The hair?

[open halo]

No

[vale thunder]

These are my do anything boots

[jovial flare]

If they work they work

[vale thunder]

I don’t mind them getting a bit dirty

[jovial flare]

I’m not gonna get up and show the whole collection

I’m lazy

[vale thunder]

Comfortable as heck dude

[open halo]

I got a pair of dakotas that were like 50 bucks Canadian after discounts

[jovial flare]

Ariat?

[vale thunder]

Yeah

My dad buys Ariat so

[jovial flare]

Are the bottoms rubber or leather

[mossy badge]

Mine were 50 bucks and make my feet hurt

[vale thunder]

Rubber 😞

Better grip though

[jovial flare]

Atleast you understand why I disapprove of them

[knotty olive]

Is that a Zebco 600 or a ultralight pflueger

[mossy badge]

Nerd

[vale thunder]

I honestly don’t mind them not being leather , they were 220 bucks

[vale thunder]

Abu garcias

[jovial flare]

There’s a nice sense of wearing cowboy boots and being able to actually see the wear on the bottoms of them and knowing that they are getting used and were made to be made the way that they have always been with a line of tradition and craftsmanship.

[knotty olive]

The red one ik the exact combo but I can’t place the red break one

[mossy badge]

Its like, 2:30

So i gotta go to bed

[open halo]

L

[jovial flare]

It’s nerdy as hell

But that’s my take

[vale thunder]

See that’s why my current ones are daily wears and I’ll get a nice pair as dress / formal with leather soles

[open halo]

3:30 and im thriving

[mossy badge]

I can't move my leg

There is a cat on it

[knotty olive]

EST on top

[open halo]

Yes

[vale thunder]

Daily wears are practical

[mossy badge]

Mods, can we mute this guy?

[jovial flare]

You can wear the dress ones to basically anywhere and then if you so choose to you can ride in them if you do ride horses

[mossy badge]

He needs to go to bed

[knotty olive]

I hate horses

[vale thunder]

I’d like a little spot of land

[jovial flare]

He wanted alcohol 2 seconds ago we could get him in trouble lol

[mossy badge]

You can also wear a dress

[open halo]

Not alcohol

[jovial flare]

So do I but I work with them

[jovial flare]

Seamus you know I look sexy af in a dress

[open halo]

A drink is any liquid that can be consumed

[knotty olive]

That’s a amen

[vale thunder]

Ik leather soles are done for riders and I ain’t no rider

I can only cosplay a cowboy to an extent before even I cringe myself out

[jovial flare]

I am one lol

[vale thunder]

I’ll be the first last and only to say I ain’t one

I’d like to be one , even knowing how hard of a life it is

[jovial flare]

Listen I’ll never be any of the greats but I can ride a horse and lasso a cow like there’s not much more to it then that

[vale thunder]

But it ain’t in the cards rn

[jovial flare]

😂😂

[vale thunder]

That’s all I wanna do man , work cattle or a farm or SOMETHING

[open halo]

Coked out

[vale thunder]

I’m gonna do welding school, have a career to fall back on

[knotty olive]

I’m ready to ditch my blue collar job and go to college

[jovial flare]

I caught him off guard

[knotty olive]

How weddings gonna help?

[vale thunder]

Welding

You dingbat

[obsidian bay]

-# no no, weddings

[jovial flare]

Atleast you’ll have some dirt on your hands

[jovial flare]

Go to bed

And nobody is getting married

[vale thunder]

You need to go back to kindergarten but they probably won’t let you within 500 feet of a school anymore

[obsidian bay]

I was trying but husbro wrote at the same time so I've been stuck seeing what's up

He just finished his dr appt

[vale thunder]

Sorry Dennie that one was a bit much

[jovial flare]

Dennie was never the same after the “incident”

[knotty olive]

I spend all day in a 105 degree shop working on carbs I’m not qualified to handle lol, I come out of that place covered in rust remover and toxic fumes and love every second of it

[knotty olive]

You’ve gotten soft

[open halo]

Jesus

[vale thunder]

Take me with you

[jovial flare]

That’s because your high af

[knotty olive]

Probably

[jovial flare]

Not probably 😂

[knotty olive]

I eat a slice of pizza after work everyday

[vale thunder]

Ik man

[jovial flare]

Does it taste better then normal pizza lol

[vale thunder]

I’m too worried about other people

[knotty olive]

Absolutely

Best pizza ever

[jovial flare]

Probably high

[vale thunder]

Dennis, how do I do what you do

[knotty olive]

Probably

[knotty olive]

Seduce an old man

[jovial flare]

Welding?

[knotty olive]

Worked for me

[jovial flare]

Stop

😭

[knotty olive]

Nah like legit I rolled up to this guy and I’m like can I work for you, he said yes and gave me a truck

[vale thunder]

That’s easy , I’ll convince your dad another divorce is needed

[knotty olive]

He feeds me almond butter

[jovial flare]

To be a welder/blue collar you just need certifications which to get you can go to trade school

[jovial flare]

Jesus

[knotty olive]

IT IS THO

[jovial flare]

You get dark at 2 am

[vale thunder]

HAHAHAHAH

[knotty olive]

LIKE IM AGGING IT ON

HE NEEDS TO LEAVE HER

[vale thunder]

Tuck after hours man

[open halo]

Im getting a water

[vale thunder]

Yeup

[jovial flare]

First my mom

And then his dad

[knotty olive]

Don’t need any certification to work for some dude in a shop

[jovial flare]

Like I already have enough mommy issues

[vale thunder]

That one I didn’t know about

[vale thunder]

I’m driving to wherever you are rn

Woahhhh

He’s a kid man

[open halo]

Damn

[vale thunder]

Chill

[knotty olive]

Would you say industrial carb cleaner, rust remover, spray paint, and a whole assortment of canned arisol dispersed chemicals would do that?

[jovial flare]

He’s old

[knotty olive]

He don’t even own a truck

[vale thunder]

Sounds better than a vape tbh

[knotty olive]

I’m 15 brother

[obsidian bay]

Keep it kosher folks

[jovial flare]

Oh god

Your fine

[knotty olive]

Pickles

Hehe

[vale thunder]

POTTER GOT CAUGHTTR

CHECK HIS HARD DRIVE

[open halo]

I’ve snoreted my prescription Ritalin and gotten high

[jovial flare]

His dad probably says worse to his mom

[knotty olive]

Uhh what

[open halo]

It was old

[jovial flare]

Okay buddy

[vale thunder]

No the hell you havent

[jovial flare]

😭😭😭

[obsidian bay]

Busy reading about how a 6 year old caused the passing of a baby in France

[jovial flare]

GUYS

[vale thunder]

Because I take that crap daily and it don’t do nothing

[knotty olive]

Did you know that in France it’s easier to buy a child than certain weapons

[vale thunder]

Which mom

[open halo]

I never take it and I just snorted an entire pill

[jovial flare]

Okay firstly I’d like to apologize to @knotty olive you do work you shouldn’t be doing maybe quit bud your too young to be doing that

[knotty olive]

Prob stuck in ur nose rn

[jovial flare]

Okay well don’t

[obsidian bay]

Parents were just letting 6yo run around the hospital all willy nilly according to article

[open halo]

Haven’t done it in a year

[jovial flare]

If it’s prescribed your just making yourself extra calm faster

Like

[vale thunder]

DONT TEACH HIM TO BE RESPONSIBLE

[jovial flare]

There is nothing special

[open halo]

It’s 10 mg and a back up to my concerta

[jovial flare]

He needs to be I’m worried for his safety😭

[vale thunder]

I take 20

[obsidian bay]

And he grabbed a baby, and then just.. let it go, dropping it like it was a doll

[knotty olive]

Nah u good, im stuck outside rn anyways dissasimbling corvairs (and im not getting high i promise lol, mans got a whole repurposed jet engine ventilation system)

[vale thunder]

Parents in jail?

[knotty olive]

Damm

[jovial flare]

On accident?

[obsidian bay]

Still reading.
The baby, preemie, suffered a TBI as a result and did not recover

[vale thunder]

Ok Dennis, potter I need some help . I got this job opportunity but I’m nervous about calling

[knotty olive]

Holy shcmollies

[knotty olive]

Let’s hear it

[jovial flare]

Be safe around all that stuff I used to help my dad in the car dealership and least to say not the best place for a kid to be

[obsidian bay]

Seems like he didnt mean to harm the baby but had no parental guidance to also not just yeet the baby when he was done

[jovial flare]

Call and have confidence there’s no need to be nervous

[vale thunder]

Job is working as a ride along buddy for fish and game , part time but can be full time

[jovial flare]

If you want it

Take it

Or someone else will

[knotty olive]

Take it

[vale thunder]

Makinh 20ish an hour

[knotty olive]

Gobble it up

[jovial flare]

What’s the job?

[knotty olive]

TAKE IT

I MAKE 9

[vale thunder]

Oh I will

[knotty olive]

Gf makes 60 tho we clean

[vale thunder]

I’m just scared a bit man my confidence is at an all time low

[knotty olive]

Ima quit my job here soon and go to work for a senator

[jovial flare]

Call and ask and get an interview

[vale thunder]

Best part is I know the guy hiring

But idk why I’m so damn scared

[obsidian bay]

• he entered the baby's room while mother was at desk signing her discharge papers
• claimed she looked like a doll because so tiny
• was escorted out by babys father
• somehow got back in and grabbed her by the diaper, which is when she fell and hit her head

[jovial flare]

Then why the hell would you not take it

Like unless you don’t have the time

Understandable

But if you do

I would

[vale thunder]

I’ve got some time

[knotty olive]

Jesus those parents need to be tried

[vale thunder]

I’m just worried I won’t do my other crap bc I’m so tired from work

[knotty olive]

This job will be good

[jovial flare]

So like do they not teach common sense there?

[vale thunder]

Obviously not

[obsidian bay]

Juvenile police unit is doing an investigation
His parents had been warned repeatedly by staff that he was being a problem/issue/ disturbance

[vale thunder]

That poor baby

[knotty olive]

The French have been partly responsible for every war since Jesus

[jovial flare]

He’ll he found guilty simply on that

[obsidian bay]

My boy you realize kids are just stupid everywhere right?
And a 6 year old can't be held accountable for his parents shortcomings