🦝︴off-topic

[lyric furnace]

the city is kind of a crap hole

[manic inlet]

agreed

[rare veldt]

Is that a dead blackbuck In yo pfp?

[lyric furnace]

their beaches suck

[acoustic gulch]

yeah

[manic inlet]

can we also bulldoze Commerce City, CO

or maybe firebomb it

[acoustic gulch]

wow

thats violent

[rare veldt]

Nice! your one?

[manic inlet]

it has an active Klan chapter

[lyric furnace]

it's the contrast to my pfp

lol

[acoustic gulch]

yeah

[manic inlet]

this isnt even a joke theres an active Klan chapter in Commerce City

[rare veldt]

Where did you get it?

[acoustic gulch]

oh

[manic inlet]

if you come in westbound on Highway 76 you are likely to see burned crosses and effigies

[rare veldt]

Frfr lmao

[knotty olive]

Like name a major war and I’ll show some French involvement .

[manic inlet]

linger around at night you might see em setting up their rallies

[lyric furnace]

this one is on one of our family's ranches

[knotty olive]

My teachers brother was one

[rare veldt]

I’m trying to think of a war in the ahh end of nowhere

[acoustic gulch]

30 minutes from junction Texas

[acoustic gulch]

civil war

[knotty olive]

Major

[rare veldt]

Nice it taste good?

[rare veldt]

If it’s the American Civil War the French were definitely involved in that

[acoustic gulch]

mixed with axis

[manic inlet]

how did I discover this you may ask? well you see I was on campus at my uni and a girl was talking about her roommate who apparently when to a goddamn Klan rally outside Commerce City and helped burnm a cross and chanted racial slurs

[knotty olive]

French Cotton purchased was a driving factor in the American civil war

[rare veldt]

Oooo

[lyric furnace]

nah, if you want to go to the beach go to Port A, it's much better

[manic inlet]

naturally the girl was gonna contact her RA and ask for a new roommate because WTF

[knotty olive]

Yea……I’d want a new roommie too

[acoustic gulch]

i normally go to port A

[manic inlet]

I have also had people who were Klan members or sympathizers threaten to burn crosses in my yard because im part Japanese and therefore inferior

[lyric furnace]

I spending my summer in Corpus, so port A is just a 30 minute drive away

[rare veldt]

Nice

[knotty olive]

Tell them to come right ahed and use the Templar Glock

[manic inlet]

the funny part is arson/attempted arson on someone's private property is grounds for deadly force in CO so I just tell em "do it mf I dare you"

[rare veldt]

Summer just ended we’re going back to being a cold country now

[lyric furnace]

and also we used to go to Rockport all the time when we had a coast house

[manic inlet]

pain

[rare veldt]

Fr

[lyric furnace]

doing research

[acoustic gulch]

the pier on goose island is good fishing

[rare veldt]

It was 30 Celsius for last week and now is cold 20 Celsius

[manic inlet]

it seems like, despite the rancid water those couple of times and the general fatigue from the amount of wrok youve been having great fun lol

[knotty olive]

Brother that’s the temperature in my room rn

[manic inlet]

oh its still getting hotter in CO

[lyric furnace]

oh I love the research itself, it's just the field work I am not a big fan of

[rare veldt]

My guy my room was 32 Celsius the other day I was dying

[manic inlet]

Colorado weather moment

[lyric furnace]

because its not meteorology related

[knotty olive]

I work in 42 degrees everyday😭

[manic inlet]

102F/39C for reference btw

[rare veldt]

Bro what the hell man I can’t wait to be in Texas

[manic inlet]

average for the rest of July is set to be 35C/95F

[lyric furnace]

the research is meteorology related tho

[acoustic gulch]

wow its hotter in colarado than where i live in texas

[manic inlet]

bro is meant for the heat

[knotty olive]

10hrs I worked the other day

Laying dirt

[lyric furnace]

don't worry

[manic inlet]

prairie moment

[knotty olive]

In 40-42 degree temps

[lyric furnace]

July hell is coming soon

[acoustic gulch]

yeah

[rare veldt]

Me or The other guy

[manic inlet]

you

[rare veldt]

My guy is literally cooking

[knotty olive]

Guy’s understand Celsius as an American makes life so easy

[rare veldt]

Why thank you

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[manic inlet]

also i cant like emphasize enough how much of a pain the altitude is

[knotty olive]

It’s gonna be 47 in a few weeks🔥🔥🔥

[manic inlet]

we got the opposite of texas heat

there is no humidity

NONE

WHATSOEVER

[acoustic gulch]

yeah

[rare veldt]

I’ll come join you it’s too cold

[knotty olive]

Oh it’s straight humid here

[manic inlet]

YOU STEP OUTSIDE YOR SKIN SCALES UP AND DRIES OUT

[lyric furnace]

it's usually hotter, we just have been getting a decent amount of rain

[knotty olive]

It’s 100% humidity

[lyric furnace]

which cools things down

[knotty olive]

Rains for a hr today

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[acoustic gulch]

i cant wait for it to cool down so i can not cook in a deer stand

[knotty olive]

It can feel like 50 degrees brother

[manic inlet]

literal exact opposite here

its like, 9%

[knotty olive]

I live and work in a swamp

[manic inlet]

dewpoint of like 17 degrees half the time

[knotty olive]

Clouds of mosquitoes

[knotty olive]

No joke

[lyric furnace]

incredibly low

damn

[rare veldt]

My boy is Shrek

[manic inlet]

im on the prairie so we get horseflies

[knotty olive]

I hate those suckers

[manic inlet]

I say on city's along the river

so its a mix of mosquitoes AND horseflies

[lyric furnace]

we get those too

[manic inlet]

plus yellowjackets AND deerflies too

[knotty olive]

We can all share the hatred of ticks

[manic inlet]

AND DONT FORGET THE TICKS

[lyric furnace]

especially along the coast

[manic inlet]

that said, dragonflies have been more active this year so biting midges and mosquitos are much less of a problem

[knotty olive]

Lemme tell you smt, you dont understand the south until you’ve been lunged at by a 10foot demon lizard at work

[manic inlet]

cause nature's most effective predator is stuffing they asses in the forever box and breakneck speed

[manic inlet]

alligator moment

[acoustic gulch]

i hate mosquitos

[knotty olive]

I love alligators tho

Their so stupid

If they try to get u, either grab their mouth or kick them

[lyric furnace]

I was talking to some people in my REU cohort who did field sampling on the barrier islands the other day and they said that they were like literally breathing in Mosquitoes it was so bad

[acoustic gulch]

they're swamp puppies

[manic inlet]

and if they do nab you put your hand further into its mouth and rip out the epiglottis

the struggle will prolly kill you but youre taking that mf with you

[knotty olive]

Nah when I got bit I just kicked it in the face and it let go

[rare veldt]

If one tries to eat me it’s coming home and getting eaten it self

[knotty olive]

They taste so good

[manic inlet]

i should point out this applies to large gators

[knotty olive]

It was a 5footer

[rare veldt]

Exactly free food bro

[manic inlet]

not like, a 4 or 5 footer thats still basically a child

[acoustic gulch]

im just shooting it

[lyric furnace]

Texas has all of those as well

lol

[knotty olive]

They still hurt like hell

[manic inlet]

i mean like 9 to 12 foot adult/subadult

[lyric furnace]

ticks especially

and yellow jackets

and red wasp

[rare veldt]

If you’re not gonna have it give it to me

[lyric furnace]

and horse flies

[acoustic gulch]

no i will

[lyric furnace]

and deer flies

[knotty olive]

I can promise if a 9-12footer tries to get you, and it bites you, if you grab the eyes it’ll let go

[acoustic gulch]

dont forget deer ticks

[rare veldt]

I tried

[manic inlet]

worst part is theyr primary vector species for diseases like Lyme and other illnesses fatal to people arent even deer despite being called deer ticks

their primary disease vector in 85% to 95% of cases is cattle

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[knotty olive]

But usually you can stop one before it gets you

[lyric furnace]

Oh, also scorpions

rattlers

[manic inlet]

i do not have those in CO

[acoustic gulch]

texas has a lot

[knotty olive]

I scared my dad crapless by grabbing a 9foot female once

[rare veldt]

Exactly shoot it first😁

[manic inlet]

i got those tho

[knotty olive]

Nah kick it

[lyric furnace]

indeed

[manic inlet]

CO has a season on em actually

man I wanna go hunt some of em and cook em up

[knotty olive]

You gotta tail collection

[acoustic gulch]

thats why everythings bigger here

[manic inlet]

i dont get people that go out to just... kill them for no reason during season 🤔

[lyric furnace]

lmao

[manic inlet]

like if its in your shed or your crawlspace and you bop it and toss it to the side

same for irrigation ditch sure

[lyric furnace]

buc-cees....

[manic inlet]

but to actively go to the prairie just to kill and leave it is dumb

[knotty olive]

Hate that place

[acoustic gulch]

football

[acoustic gulch]

why

[lyric furnace]

oh yes

[knotty olive]

Like idiots that kill gar

[lyric furnace]

Texas Highschool Football

[knotty olive]

Sucks

[lyric furnace]

what was y'alls stadium like?

[manic inlet]

gar are great food fish too they just need a bit of effort to filet is all 😭

[acoustic gulch]

yeah im starting to play next year

[knotty olive]

To big

Dumb

[lyric furnace]

dawg is speaking out of his ass rn

lmao

[knotty olive]

Machete time

[lyric furnace]

have you seen some of the texas highschool stadiums?

[manic inlet]

or a good pair of brush nippers lol

[acoustic gulch]

ill send a ss of mine

[knotty olive]

Texas just has worse teams than like everywhere else

[manic inlet]

also, the placoid scales on those beasts would make the BEST snakeproof gaiters/chaps ever

[lyric furnace]

idk about that

lmao

[knotty olive]

Oh nvm I thought you said college

[manic inlet]

hell if a dog bit you on the leg itd prolly break its damn teeth

[knotty olive]

💀

[lyric furnace]

no highschool lmao

[knotty olive]

I read it wrong

Ye Texas college football sucks

[acoustic gulch]

yeah

[lyric furnace]

I don't really care for Texas college teams because I go to Penn State, lol

[manic inlet]

random fact that has almost no bearing on this

[knotty olive]

That’s random but support

[manic inlet]

all the SEC Football Stadiums can fit inside Talladega's infield

there's 16 of them btw

they are not small

[lyric furnace]

meteorology

[lyric furnace]

fek the SEC

[knotty olive]

That’s a literal RACE TRACK

[manic inlet]

its also titanic

[knotty olive]

ACC all the way!

[lyric furnace]

nah Big 10

also fek ohio state

and fek Michigan

lmao

[knotty olive]

I know, I wanna go so bad, I’ve only been to Charlotte and Darlington

[manic inlet]

Ohio has America's second greatest mistake

[knotty olive]

Clemson Tigers all the way🔥

[manic inlet]

Cleveland

which is only 2nd place because New Jersey exists

[lyric furnace]

Penn State We Are!

[manic inlet]

i got beef with jersey

[knotty olive]

lol

[lyric furnace]

I'm so excited for white out this year

I really hope I get tickets

[manic inlet]

was it last year's that it was so damn loud that they had to pause the game cause the teams couldnt actually communicate cause of the noise?

[lyric furnace]

🤞

[manic inlet]

or did my brain make that up

[lyric furnace]

not that I know of, but ik this year will get loud

because our whiteout is oregon

[manic inlet]

ik whiteouts are famously loud

[lyric furnace]

and its a night game

[knotty olive]

They don’t shut them down for that I’m pretty sure

[manic inlet]

and ik nothing abt football

[knotty olive]

Idk why they so loud they go like 3-10

[lyric furnace]

the fuq are you talking about

[knotty olive]

I’m joking

[lyric furnace]

lmao

[knotty olive]

They a middle pack team

[lyric furnace]

nah

we a good team

just James needs to

well

get over the damn hump

[acoustic gulch]

hopefully the cowgirls play better this season

[knotty olive]

Soild 30-50th team in the National

[manic inlet]

bright side: yalls teams will never be like my university's football team

which lost

[lyric furnace]

dawg

[manic inlet]

every game

for TWO YEARS

STRAIGHT

and then won once

[lyric furnace]

we were in the semifinals last year

[manic inlet]

and then lost the rest of the season

[lyric furnace]

where was clemson my guy

lmao

[manic inlet]

mind you, my uni has good sports teams

[knotty olive]

Dang they #4 this year

[manic inlet]

our mens and womens volleyball both go state and national

regularly

basketball also goes state

[knotty olive]

Convincing the coach it isn’t 1995💀

[manic inlet]

football's just ass

[acoustic gulch]

i was gone for 30 seconds is it college football or basebal

[manic inlet]

yes

[lyric furnace]

🤣

[manic inlet]

(its just football)

[acoustic gulch]

ah ok

[lyric furnace]

That freakout dabo had was hilarious

[knotty olive]

Why won’t he accept this is new college football

[manic inlet]

also blackbuck PFP spotted

[acoustic gulch]

on of my districts team was in the state semifinals this year and was in the finals 3 years ago

[manic inlet]

maddog you have a compatriot

[knotty olive]

He’s a D1 crash out

[lyric furnace]

indeed, lmao

[knotty olive]

My highschool one state this year

Won

And last year

And the year before

[lyric furnace]

damn

powerhouse high school

[knotty olive]

And then like 3 years before that

[knotty olive]

Best in the state🔥

I think we’ve won 15 championships since 2000

[acoustic gulch]

my district won school won 2 state championships

[knotty olive]

Jesus

I won state in two academic teams this year lol (ima nerd)

[manic inlet]

y his ears so big

bro can hear thru time

hes detecting the incoming HE111s during the Blitz rn

[knotty olive]

🤨

[lyric furnace]

Big uglies

[knotty olive]

Ima have a football player have me as his homecoming queen next year

We’re gonna win too

Just you watch

[manic inlet]

💀

[acoustic gulch]

i threw a pickle on a roof infront of a cop at the homecoming game last year but he didnt see it

[manic inlet]

new age crime

pickle vandalism

[acoustic gulch]

some one threw it at me

[manic inlet]

hot potato but with pickle

[knotty olive]

Why’s my schools mascot the confederacy

[lyric furnace]

Hail to the lion,
Loyal and true.
Hail alma mater
with your white and blue.
Penn State forever
molder of men
fight for her honor
fight and victory again

[manic inlet]

oh god

[knotty olive]

#indoctrinated

[knotty olive]

And it’s named after one of the most racist men in history

[lyric furnace]

I'm so excited for football season, I love our games

[acoustic gulch]

is that texas 4a or 5a

[knotty olive]

Dang I got problems

[lyric furnace]

they are a lot of fun

[knotty olive]

What?

It’s not in Texas

[manic inlet]

😭

[acoustic gulch]

oh

[lyric furnace]

we were 5a d II I believe

[acoustic gulch]

im 5a d 26

i might be screwed next season

[lyric furnace]

no the division, like you know how 5A is split between division I and division II

[acoustic gulch]

oh i thought it was district

[knotty olive]

It’s ok tho my mom was friends with his daughter

[lyric furnace]

I forgot what our district was

[knotty olive]

Before she was hit by a bus (assassinated)

[lyric furnace]

they changed districts after I left

[manic inlet]

😭

[acoustic gulch]

my school is 5a d1

[acoustic gulch]

i need to find the full schedule from last year

[lyric furnace]

F the unicorns

lol

[acoustic gulch]

lol

[lyric furnace]

Also fek Tivy

[knotty olive]

We all just doxxed our schools lol

[lyric furnace]

Ik

[acoustic gulch]

that was our fresman record last year

[knotty olive]

Come find me lol

[lyric furnace]

I don’t live in San Antonio anymore

Soooooo

lol

[acoustic gulch]

you lived just south of me

[lyric furnace]

Austin area?

[acoustic gulch]

no

[lyric furnace]

Hill Country?

[acoustic gulch]

yeah

31 miles south

[lyric furnace]

I like the hill country a lot

[acoustic gulch]

yeah

[lyric furnace]

My two favorite parts of Texas are the Hill Country and West Texas

I want to go to Big Bend again

[acoustic gulch]

i fish on the guadalupe

[lyric furnace]

I also want to go to the Guadalupe Mountains

[lyric furnace]

We have a couple of ranch properties that border the Guadalupe

Though they are not in the hill country

[acoustic gulch]

i fish under a bridge in sisterdale

[lyric furnace]

One of the properties is near Cuero

[acoustic gulch]

my family has a massive property close to telegraph and like 30 minutes away from junction

[lyric furnace]

Actually, both are near Cuero

[acoustic gulch]

so theres a bunch of blackbuck axis and some fallow and aoudad

[knotty olive]

Drone strike prepared

[lyric furnace]

And then we also have a pretty large properties near Buda, Texas

[lyric furnace]

We have black buck, red deer, and some fallow on our buda property

We have like a herd of 20-30 red deer

[knotty olive]

Texans own enough land to conwer my state I swear

[acoustic gulch]

ithink like 98% of texas is privately owned

[lyric furnace]

Wait until you hear about kings ranch….

[acoustic gulch]

its massive

[lyric furnace]

I thought you were saying you had 98 red deer

lmfao

[acoustic gulch]

lmao

[lyric furnace]

I think it’s like 92%, I honestly with there was more public land

[lyric furnace]

Do you go dove hunting as well?

[acoustic gulch]

people pay to shoot pigs out of helicopters over my families property they killed i think 265 pigs just over the property

[lyric furnace]

I want to head out to Hondo again, that town has excellent dove hunting

[acoustic gulch]

yeah

[lyric furnace]

Our pigs are bad

[acoustic gulch]

yeah hondo is fun

[lyric furnace]

I haven’t been dove hunting in a hot minute

Because I’m at Penn State for the fall

And during winter break I am hunting deer

So I can’t really do the winter season

[acoustic gulch]

me , my brother ,and one of my friends were walking around with a 22 and my brother shot a piglet between the eyes

[acoustic gulch]

dang

[lyric furnace]

Unfortunately college doesn’t really permit me to go dove hunting

At least I still get to deer hunting tho

[acoustic gulch]

atleast its not in cali

[lyric furnace]

lol

Alright

I should really go to bed

nice talking to y’all

[acoustic gulch]

ok goodnight

[sick briar]

one of these might not be like the others

i also found rei and asuka

[sick briar]

clammed

[knotty olive]

I have proof of my legality

[obsidian bay]

it's literally the only thing I asked for, forever ago.

Off topic is whatever

Keep the cotw chats on cotw

y'all been wild for too long

[knotty olive]

So basically COTW is fine in COTW chat?

[obsidian bay]

cotw is fine in cotw chats

[knotty olive]

Cotw the bhunter tho

[obsidian bay]

yes.

[knotty olive]

I’m going to have to break this to botch

[obsidian bay]

Look like, you remember in Angler

How there was a "if the chats are slow, a little shenan is fine - but if someone asks something to topic, we go back to topic"?

[knotty olive]

No I was wild in there

[obsidian bay]

Curses. Was hoping your memory was bette than goldfish

[knotty olive]

Bro I finally shot my G1 Thar

I’m done

CFB25 time

[acoustic gulch]

im about to go insane trying to get some missions done in classic 🙂

[obsidian bay]

good good

now go get some other GO

(which combo?)

[knotty olive]

Skull i think it’s called

The black with white back

[obsidian bay]

ya

[knotty olive]

Yea

This was just a bingo animal

[tight whale]

https://tenor.com/view/dotd-gif-3134943430598603018

Yeah nvm

[tight whale]

real

[sick briar]

mecha

[lone marten]

i miss wilson :(

[obsidian bay]

He is quietly enjoying his retirement

[mild stag]

Guys I'm an idioz

So I didn't eat much this week and tomorning I watched myself in the mirror and was like "ooh hot, skinny" and then I went about my day I ate one slice of toast and thought that'll be enough for the day and then I got a headache and fainted???

So I went to a doctor

And he told me that I am underweightx ate way to little and malnutrietened

Wtf

[obsidian bay]

Welcome to the human body

it needs fuel

did you get a plan to be better about nutrition or

[mild stag]

But I hate my fueled look 😞

Lol

[mild stag]

I should eat more vitamine b12

Cause I'm vegan ish

I stopped like halve a year ago

This is my belly btw it's not like I look anorexic or anything

[knotty olive]

If I drink gasoline I go vroom vroom?

[mild stag]

Oh god I have mad sunburn

[obsidian bay]

I mean, ultimately, whether you are full vegan, vegetarian, pescetarion etc -

whatever you are NOT intaking with your food you should supplement.
If you are not eating, say, enough fibre - you take a supplement
If you dont get protein, you eat beans
no fats? eat nuts and avocados etc

[obsidian bay]

more like energy drink.
about as healthy but wont ACTUALLY kill you

[mild stag]

Yeah ik

[obsidian bay]

Well, goofball 😭

[mild stag]

Food is just weird

[obsidian bay]

I mean

Yesn't.

[mild stag]

Cause when I was 13 my parents always called my chubby

So I kinda just stopped eating

[obsidian bay]

That's real good of them

[mild stag]

And now I dont like food anymore unless it's super good

[obsidian bay]

how many years ago was this

[mild stag]

Oh there great they just didn't know about different body types yet (neither did I)

[obsidian bay]

😭

[mild stag]

Well anyway imma go to store and get a sallad now

[obsidian bay]

Get one with sliced eggs on it

Vitamins A, D, E, iron, folates and healthy fats

[mild stag]

I dont eat eggs

I usually just eat a whole baguette without toppings

Peak cuisine imo

And cheap

[obsidian bay]

okay well you need to do better clearly lmao

[obsidian bay]

because flavor/texture or dont like taking from chickens?

[sick briar]

I like eggs until I really think about the fact it's eggs

[mild stag]

Don't like from chickens

Unless it's rly happy chickens

It looks atrocious but it's pretty good

[obsidian bay]

I mean.. buy free range 😭
EU does their chickens right compared to egg companies in Murica

[pale shale]

eggs are like my family

[mild stag]

Better then whatecer my tiny lil brother took

[knotty olive]

Drank gasoline

[knotty olive]

Am dish

Dizzy

Send clam

[pale shale]

there is nothing better than biting into a runny orange yolk in your morning roll

[mild stag]

Ye

[sick briar]

simply just own chickens

[mild stag]

But those supermarket deli things aren't that

[pale shale]

american eggs terrify me, they dont vax their chickens for salmonella

[mild stag]

When I get eggs I get them at those cabinets by the street where some grandma puts her jam and eggs and you put money into a jar on a trust base

[sick briar]

that's the most European thing ever

[obsidian bay]

They get vax'd for Mareks and a couple other things but yeah

[obsidian bay]

Is it?
Roadside farm stands were common in my town back in the states

[pale shale]

i couldnt imagine having to put eggs in the fridge though

[sick briar]

really?

[obsidian bay]

one person had fresh veggies from garden
one had milk
one had honey and eggs

[pale shale]

imagine everytime you boil an egg the shell cracks because you had it in the fridge so now you have to wait til it comes up to room temp

[obsidian bay]

and that was just in my immediate neighborhood - like a mile down the road

[sick briar]

America doesn't seem like the place that would have a trust basis unless it's like super rural

[obsidian bay]

tbh didnt happen to me cos I just put the eggs in with the water and let them come to temp with it 😂

[pale shale]

city people dont trust each other anywhere in the world

[obsidian bay]

Now I just use eggs that dont require fridging

[obsidian bay]

the town had like 4k people as of 2025.. finally.

more like 1500 back in the early 90s

[sick briar]

in Australia all the supermarket eggs need to be refrigerated but alot of people also just own chickens and those eggs don't since they haven't been processed

[mild stag]

Y'all dont have the tiny spike machines

[pale shale]

fair enough lmao, my old boss would've killed me if i did that though because "you have to heat it precisely or i'll hang you from your ankles by your belt from the tree outside whenever theres an overcooked yolk"

i lasted 1 month there before i quit

[mild stag]

Y'all have to have these otherwise your not eating eggs

[sick briar]

hard boiled eggs suck

[pale shale]

using the spike is not necessary if you have a well surfaced egg

i've never had a cracked egg from room temp

[pale shale]

i like my jammy yolkers

7 minutes exactly on the hob and straight into ice water to stop cooking

that makes the most divine noodle egg in the world

[obsidian bay]

tbh I can understand in a work setting...
But if I'm just making some deviled eggs for myself.. 10-12 minutes works fine

[sick briar]

most of the time I don't even really boil my eggs I just crack them in a pan for like eggs on toast or smth only thing I hate is how precise it is to manage to have a runny yolk without having undercooked gross whites

[mild stag]

You boil them just enough so the white gets boiled

Alternatively eat them raw

[obsidian bay]

No because that texture of egg makes me throw up

would literally rather die than eat another soft boiled egg

[pale shale]

the best egg is the fried egg on your plate after waking up with a hangover

[obsidian bay]

like willingly would consume lobster to yeet myself off this mortal coil

[lyric furnace]

I love hard boiled eggs

[sick briar]

runny yolk tastes so much better then overcooked hard yolk

[lyric furnace]

Also fried eggs go hard as well

Mmmmm

Fried eggs

[pale shale]

soft boil to me means still near like liquid, hard boil can still have a runny yolk but a cooked white

[mild stag]

I dont know the English name but rührei is peak

[pale shale]

especially when you make it perfectly, like no crispy bits just straight up egg

[pale shale]

scrambled egg

[sick briar]

that just looks like scrambled eggs

[pale shale]

are you finnish

[lyric furnace]

I like mine sunny side up

Like to have that runny yolk still

[obsidian bay]

Hell no

[pale shale]

depends what im feeling, its either sunny side up or over easy if i want it quick

over easy can still be runny but not as good as sunny side up

[mild stag]

Rare Tyk L

[obsidian bay]

If it comes down to "can you eat it" or "will you projectile vomit when the texture hits your mouth"
I am always gonna opt for the "can you eat it" option

Not an L if my body pHYSCIALLY rejects it

[mild stag]

😂

[obsidian bay]

I have tried.
Like my ENTIRE life I have tried

[pale shale]

you know i'd love it if they made GMO chickens whos eggs were all yolk

[mild stag]

Like me and banans

[obsidian bay]

Would rather eat nopales without cleaning the spines off of them than eat an undercooked effin egg

[mild stag]

Oh that would be peak

I used to love baking with egg whites cause I could drink all the yolks in one big yolk slushie

[pale shale]

imagine just a massive egg full of the yummiest part

[pale shale]

now you've crossed a line and i think you know it

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/parks-and-rec-we-ban-you-no-trial-gif-11946292

[sick briar]

I do sunny side up exept I steam it for like half of the cooking time so it cookes the top slot faster and makes sure I get a more reliable runny yolk without undercooked whites at the top

[mild stag]

No

[sick briar]

idk how people manage to get sunny side up eggs with a full runny yolk that isn't undercooked whites on the top

[pale shale]

drinking straight egg yolk without cooking is psychotic behaviour 😭

[lyric furnace]

Use a lid

[mild stag]

Imagine you can't eat pork tar tar with raw egg cause your country has 0 laws

[mild stag]

I eat raw egg all the time

But raw egg white sucks

[obsidian bay]

pork also makes me sick :C
I CANT EVEN EAT THE GOOD FOODS

[lyric furnace]

The steam helps cook the top

[obsidian bay]

problem is I super like pork.. so I just calculatedly eat it

[pale shale]

use your spatula to flick oil on the top... i can actually do a sunny side up with the whites perfectly cooked encasing the egg yolk without overcooking any of the yolk

[obsidian bay]

and then spend hours sick later

[obsidian bay]

shirring?

[sick briar]

so you're just steaming I but how do people get sunny side up eggs with big orange yolks then, if I steam it the yolk gets a pink film overtop instead of being orange

[mild stag]

I dont eat pork

So I'm fine

[pale shale]

no no you just fry it on low heat let it cook as the oil heats up then lightly flick oil over the top

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/mimick-mimicking-mock-bored-lame-gif-5640093

[obsidian bay]

gotcha

[pale shale]

pork is the biggest cause of every issue america and britain has faced healthwise

[mild stag]

Also can we just all agree that carp sucks

[pale shale]

nasty little creatures

[lyric furnace]

But

[obsidian bay]

having never eaten it, I cannot 100% agree

[mild stag]

People keep trying to convince me that carp is great and that I should eat it

[lyric furnace]

It taste good

[obsidian bay]

but knowing that tis just a giant goldfish and seeing how THOSE guys eat

yes

[mild stag]

It tastes like raw chicken with dirt

[pale shale]

if your fish tasted like dirt you probably stressed it after catching

[lyric furnace]

Mmmmmmmmmmm

[sick briar]

does this not happen when you steam it @lyric furnace

[lyric furnace]

Bacon

[obsidian bay]

I mean, control the carp from hatch to harvest and it probably would taste better considering you would keep its waters clean and give it a better diet

[lyric furnace]

No

[sick briar]

(I don't actually care about it being pink I just don't know how people do it without it being pink)

[obsidian bay]

the biggest risk for me ever 😭
I eat tf out of it.

[lyric furnace]

At least not for me

[obsidian bay]

don't apply heat to the yolk top, durr

[pale shale]

use lemon wedges while cooking wild caught bottomfeeding fish so you can neutralise the chemicals that make the fish taste like dirt

[sick briar]

@lyric furnace literally said he steams it like idk what black magic he does to get orange yolks

[obsidian bay]

also bleed the fish REAL fast when catching to prevent icky "fishy" flavor

[obsidian bay]

the darkest of black magics

[sick briar]

is it like an American eggs or supermarket eggs moment or smth cos I use eggs from my neighbours chickens

[lyric furnace]

I’ve had yolks that are orange from just steaming

[pale shale]

and use a buffer between ice and fish to stop from cold shocking the flesh

fish are real delicate to small changes when cooking

[sick briar]

black magic

[obsidian bay]

Shouldn't make a diff. Have achieved this with supermarket eggs from america, and eggs from my own birds

[pale shale]

still not over the time my dad putrefied a fresh caught cod because he didnt drain it fully 🤢

[sick briar]

also something I can't stand is fish let alone ANY seafood

[lyric furnace]

Ooof

[pale shale]

sacrilege

[lyric furnace]

That’s unfortunate

[pale shale]

clams are great

[lyric furnace]

Not even shrimp?

[sick briar]

I hate fish or lobster or clams or squid or anything

[lyric furnace]

I love me some fried shrimp

[pale shale]

i want to eat a crawfish bawl

[sick briar]

and plus even just the smell of it cooking is just like a gag reflex

[lyric furnace]

It’s good

[obsidian bay]

Unfortunate

bawl,.

[lyric furnace]

Highly recommend

[pale shale]

thats how they pronounce it lol

[obsidian bay]

is this an accent in phonetic form

[sick briar]

and annoying I absolutely hate fish sauce and oyster sauce

[pale shale]

you never seen that one dude on youtube that only does crawfish boils lmao

the accent is astoundingly strong

[obsidian bay]

no I have I just wasnt sure if thats what I was reading

lmao

[sick briar]

I remember having a noodle dish that has oyster sauce and I gagged up the noodle because I didn't realise it had oyster sauce

[obsidian bay]

I can't with crustaceans, obvs death

but bivalves are good

[pale shale]

if you used enough fish sauce that you could actually taste it thats on you

[lyric furnace]

Mmmmmm

Crabs

[obsidian bay]

also fish

and cephalopods

[pale shale]

i used 1 TEASPOON in 500g of mince beef mix for smash burgers

[obsidian bay]

definition of "a little dab'll do ya"

[mild stag]

I've never had a crawfish boil

[obsidian bay]

swordfish is among my favorites

[lyric furnace]

He took the “two shots of vodka” approach

[mild stag]

Ik Sweden we have a crawfish holiday

[obsidian bay]

and little fried octopus with banana peppers is such a good snack

[mild stag]

So next time crawfish is affordable I'll try to do some

Screw y'all who can eat good marine fish 😭

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/pour-one-out-so-long-bye-bye-gif-19569429

[pale shale]

exactly, i mean iv had the same bottle of fish sauce for 2 years and its only just coming up on expiration... i still have half a bottle left lmfao

[obsidian bay]

I lived like.. "spitting" distance from salt water
like a 20 minute drive to a bay and 45 to the ocean itself..
Marine fish is just so accessible where I lived

[lyric furnace]

I’m literally living right on the coast rn

Also

Speckled sea trout

Mmmmmmmm

The best

[pale shale]

ooooo mackerel season approaches

i love mackerel

[obsidian bay]

I miss it so much :C

Used to just go there every summer whenever I could

Haddock also

[mild stag]

I live an hour from the Baltic sea

[obsidian bay]

Haddock may be basic - but.
when done right?

So flaky. So light.

So good.

[mild stag]

But the only good gish you can catch around here is butt (flatfish) and salmon

But there both so hard to catch

[lyric furnace]

I accomplished my goal while I was on the coast

[mild stag]

And the Baltic is dead

I wish id live on the west coast

[lyric furnace]

That’s speckled sea trout, but speckled sea trout is better

[pale shale]

im in scotland i cant drive 10 minutes in any direction without seeing both the north sea and irish sea

[lyric furnace]

More flaky

[obsidian bay]

look how cute and delicious he looks

I NEED THIS STORM TO BREAK

The thunder is here

[pale shale]

he looks slightly perturbed

[obsidian bay]

the wind is blowing

the humidity is rising

NO RAIN

[pale shale]

"mf you caught me damnit"

[obsidian bay]

To be fair, he was promised a free lunch and got a free lip piercing instead

Happy the fisherman is body holding him and not just lipping him tho

[lyric furnace]

Look at this tasty guy

[knotty olive]

@obsidian bay hooked a giant catfish (yes the drag was loose enough so literally so force was exerted on him lol)

[pale shale]

this would go hard as a proto-metal intro

[lyric furnace]

Also

I would be going outside rn

Lmfao

I need to get the lightning pics

[obsidian bay]

bro idk how you survived not getting yoinked into the water with that one

wels record fr fr

[pale shale]

agreed

[obsidian bay]

I think its stalled on the mountain

also

you would love it

[lyric furnace]

Oooooooo

[obsidian bay]

sometimes lightning strikes the river and it sounds like 100lbs of tannerite getting shot

[lyric furnace]

Thunder storm on mountain

Even better

[obsidian bay]

lemme go to balcony rq

[pale shale]

i remember my uncle pulling out what he thought was a gigantic carp from his pond because it had incredible strength, when he yanked his rod up this tiny ass little fish flew off the hook and landed on the grass across the pond from him

[lyric furnace]

Tiny ass fish you say

[pale shale]

you've never seen anything quite as funny as a 6ft fully grown adult having a conniption fit over fighting for his life over a youngling fish

[pale shale]

indeed i do say

[obsidian bay]

Worlds gentlest rain ever

[mild stag]

Austria is so beutiful

[pale shale]

woops i forgot im in official and used a naughty word

[mild stag]

Cant wait to do my yearly pilgrimage to Austria in a cupple weeks

[pale shale]

im gonna go to another part of scotland with a tent and some beers and hopefully catch a fish so i dont starve to death

thats my yearly pilgrimage

[lyric furnace]

Pretty mountains

[mild stag]

Went to museum today, old stuff is so goofy

[pale shale]

i thought you were showing me a soft plastic shad for a second😭

[mild stag]

Like how tf do you look like that

[lyric furnace]

The ittiest bittiest lil bass you’ll see

[pale shale]

you know i wish lake fish didnt taste worse than sea fish

lake fish are so much easier to fish because they're dumb as sin

[lyric furnace]

Eh

[obsidian bay]

hope you have fun!

[obsidian bay]

they are.. I like when fog comes in, completely hides them

[lyric furnace]

In a lot of areas they are very pressured

[pale shale]

well in scotland mostly; the cheaper lochs you can fish are all stocked fish

[lyric furnace]

So the bass get smart

[obsidian bay]

go snag Nessie

prove once and for all

[pale shale]

that'd be quite the fight

[lyric furnace]

Bring out your deep sea rods

[pale shale]

but yknow nessie isnt a myth we're all pals with him he just hides from tourists to keep the economy going

[mild stag]

I saw her today

She is dead

[lyric furnace]

What, like the haggis isn’t a myth

lmao

[mild stag]

Can't tell me this ain't nessie

[pale shale]

exactly the haggis is real too

[obsidian bay]

Jailable offense

[pale shale]

i have a pet haggis

his names Arthur McArthur of Glencoe

he speaks gaelic

not sure he knows hes going to be dinner on the 25th of january

[lyric furnace]

I always love when you convince people haggis are real

lmao

[pale shale]

this is him

i nearly called him Cruella MacDeVille

[pale shale]

its a favourite pastime of mine

i got a canadian really good with it once in a pub

we convinced him to go see the north and search for haggis with the tour guides and said it was a secret tour option you need to ask for

we got a facebook message like 2 days later telling us we were assholes

[lyric furnace]

🤣

[pale shale]

he enjoyed the north though😂

[lyric furnace]

The north is pretty, I want to go there next time I go to Scotland

[pale shale]

its where i plan to go fishing sometime soon

Aviemore is a nice resort town to stay in

but theres cheaper rural places to go to

just beware of Banshees

[lyric furnace]

We stayed in the Southern part of Scotland when we went, never got into the Highlands

[lyric furnace]

Mhm

Yep

Totally

[pale shale]

the south? might aswell have been in england we never hear from those ones

the south of scotland is a bit like wales, when they pipe up we ignore them😂

[lyric furnace]

Yeah we stayed in Edinburgh

[pale shale]

ah edinburgh is a bit more central than south but in relation to the north yeah i get you lmao

[lyric furnace]

I really wanted to go into the highlands

[pale shale]

its places like Ayrshire that get ignored

pretty sure Sols from there

[pale shale]

you should its magnificent

wanna see my favourite castle

eilean donan castle

sits on a loch surrounded by mountains

you should go see the western isles too

Jura makes good whisky

Eigg and Muick are funny names because its literally just Egg and Muck so they're worth a visit

Stornoway aswell, makes absolutely the best black pudding ever

[mossy badge]

When did you go?

[lyric furnace]

Like two summers ago

[mossy badge]

You MAY have seen my aunt

Idk

[lyric furnace]

I remember it was right after I tore my ACL lol

Before I got surgery

[hushed eagle]

Guys look I got a pibald clam

[hushed eagle]

It’s not the spam clam so I shouldn’t be muted

It’s a piebald clam

[obsidian bay]

"Cant" and "shouldn't be" are two vastly different things

[hushed eagle]

There we go

[open halo]

One of my friends called my dad I think

[rare veldt]

How long did that grind take?

[hushed eagle]

1k years

[rare veldt]

Dang

Dedication

[hushed eagle]

Yeah

Fr

[rare veldt]

I wish my girlfriend like that

But she does not exist

[obsidian bay]

changed my keycaps and blew a kittens worth of fur out of the keyboard, lads

[rare veldt]

Nice

[rare veldt]

That’s very interesting

[obsidian bay]

haha

[rare veldt]

I use my pc for a grand total of 30 hours

[obsidian bay]

I think this weekend I will put together the purple keyboard. I need to lube all the switches though

and the rest is easy

[rare veldt]

Although I might put war thunder on it

[obsidian bay]

you just want military sekrets

[rare veldt]

I can’t play it on my PS5 because the pc players annoying me

[rare veldt]

Actually believe it or not i’m looking for girls

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-underachieving-big-time-my-man-do-better-try-harder-do-more-gif-16682477

[hushed eagle]

I use my pc never bc I don’t have one I’m a broke bih

Bro Jerry send the message already

Jeez

[rare veldt]

Not my fault that I have no social skills

[rare veldt]

I’m writing a book

[hushed eagle]

Denni

[knotty olive]

I saw

[rare veldt]

Pretend it says money

[hushed eagle]

Uhhhh treat?

[rare veldt]

It’s 4 mounted mini guns

[knotty olive]

Chose ur fighter

[hushed eagle]

Yay gimme my treat

[rare veldt]

I don’t got

One

[rare veldt]

Me and the boys on our way to do some crusading

[knotty olive]

🎶hopped off the plane at LAX with a dream and🎶 A BLESSING FROM THE POPE

[rare veldt]

Fr

[rare veldt]

Hahhahahhahahhahahahahhahah

[knotty olive]

Chat ima convert a Sea Trout to Christianity

[rare veldt]

Go for it

Also send picture

[twilit forum]

I don’t know what ive walked into but i’m enjoying the show

Yes please send a picture

[rare veldt]

Welcome to Discord

[twilit forum]

Nah it’s just this chat lol

[rare veldt]

100% of it is I don’t know what I walked into

[twilit forum]

Always something going on

[knotty olive]

Some people would use AI

[twilit forum]

Lesser specimens

[knotty olive]

I’m going to make the worst phtotshoped Templar trout you’ve ever seen

[twilit forum]

Yes.

Bring back the old art forms.

[rare veldt]

Hell yeah

[twilit forum]

I remember making crappy edits with generic photoshop and ms paint

Bring that era back

[hushed eagle]

Why did you lie to me then

Gimme a g1 instead then

[rare veldt]

I didn’t!!! you lie to yourself

[hushed eagle]

No

[rare veldt]

Yes

[hushed eagle]

You said trick or treat and I chose treat

So ima sue you for lying

[rare veldt]

Bro

It’s a Meme

Chill

[hushed eagle]

I WANT MY TREAT

[rare veldt]

Go ask an American

[hushed eagle]

Jerry might be a little slow

@knotty olive

[rare veldt]

He’s converting a sea trout give him a second

[hushed eagle]

Oh ok

[rare veldt]

Lol

[knotty olive]

I’m working on the sea trout

Here’s what we starting with

[rare veldt]

Nice

@obsidian bay I found gremlin cats

[obsidian bay]

eeeeeh

[rare veldt]

Lol

Hey does anyone know where to find the rest of JJK because Netflix don’t got it🤔

[knotty olive]

IT IS DONE

[full egret]

@rare veldt are you on Xbox or pc cotw ?

[rare veldt]

Yaaaaaaaaaaas!!! Tonight we are going to the Holy land

[rare veldt]

Xbox

[full egret]

Wanna hit up some maps sometime?

[knotty olive]

I made it in google docs

[rare veldt]

Impressive

[full egret]

Today feels like a sushi day what do we think

[knotty olive]

Don’t mess with the trout

[full egret]

I don't eat the fish ones- only like shrimp and eel and crab lol

Especially not raw sushi I can't do that

[twilit forum]

Yum crab

Crab with avocado and soy sauce 🤌🏻

[lyric furnace]

Yum

[twilit sage]

That’s my channel by
W

Btw

[lyric furnace]

No self promo my guy, per the server rules

[manic inlet]

maddog spotted

[slim hamlet]

Yo

Helldiver's 2 is coming to xbox

[rare veldt]

What do we think boys?

It’s just a practice run

But about the best shooting I’ve done in a minute

[mild nacelle]

So you eat like 4 rolls

[full egret]

No lol there's plenty of cooked specialty rolls

Here's what I had today

Dragon roll and a caterpillar roll

[mild nacelle]

Looks edible

Isn't a dragon roll eel?

[full egret]

lol yeah

[mild nacelle]

If it is I like that one

[full egret]

The other one had shrimp tempura, crab salad, and cucumber

Was pretty good

[knotty olive]

https://www.animal.photos/bird/pige-fer4.htm

Who needed the pigeon chart?

[hazy drum]

BARBECUE CHICKEN ALERT!!! 🚨 🚨

[jade arch]

what kind of duck is this

google told me about my two others but this one is practically a undiscovered species to google

[sick briar]

duck

[gusty steeple]

Looks like Khaki Cambpell x Mallard

Either that or its just an eclipse phase mallard drake

[jade arch]

would it be common for a female mallard or whatever to take a liking in someone

or are my chances to befriend her 0

she only likes me when i have food 😾

she’s wild so she ain’t use to being touched

she’ll enjoy it one day 😔

[gusty steeple]

She'd like you if you're slow around her and feed her

Don't feed her bread, feed peas and mealworms and stuff

Chopped up watermelon, earthworms etc

[fleet stone]

Hi who want to play

[knotty olive]

Not me

[fleet stone]

Why

[jade arch]

i feed her shrimp and uhhh

that’s berry

grape berry

[jade arch]

she waddles out the water and right to my feet bro

i can’t even crouch to feed her without spooking her

i did snag a few pets though

her feathers are softer than the chickens i’ve pet

can i give her sushi

it tastes like straight gas and rotten apple

and feels like i’m chewing a rotten apple

[gusty steeple]

Its a boy

[gusty steeple]

Its an alright treat but if it has any avocado its lethal

[knotty olive]

I wanna get this for the forth, but who said you gotta be 21 to buy a handgun.

[acoustic gulch]

yeah thats kind of dumb

[lyric furnace]

Doggo

[jovial flare]

Trying to @ Johnathan

Because he has all the German shepherds

[acoustic gulch]

i have 4 dogs 🙂

[manic inlet]

@cosmic osprey

[lyric furnace]

I got two King Charles

[jovial flare]

Thank you

[manic inlet]

I gotchu homie

[jovial flare]

I could not find him😭

[jovial flare]

How you been Zach

[obsidian bay]

He has malinois

[manic inlet]

been good ngl

going gambling for da 4th tomorrow

[obsidian bay]

Goober

[lyric furnace]

I wish I had a multimeter rn

[acoustic gulch]

im blowing stuff up

[manic inlet]

real

[lyric furnace]

So I can set the potentiometer on my power supply to 3 volts

So I don’t fry my Pico

[obsidian bay]

Is the atmosphere atmosphering where you are?

[jovial flare]

If you lose everything that’s on you😭

[jovial flare]

Uhhhh

Smells like smoke

And gun powder

[lyric furnace]

I mean we got some rain

[manic inlet]

I fully expect to, im only taking 60 bucks

[acoustic gulch]

thats what it smells like after i mag dump into a herd of hogs

[lyric furnace]

I am wanting to use this

To power this

[lyric furnace]

This adapts 120 V AC from outlets to up to 12 V DC

which is what the Pico uses

[obsidian bay]

The storm was the biggest let down yesterday

Stopped drizzle raining after a few hours. Hoping for actual storm to explode today

[lyric furnace]

Ah, sadge, all the big stuff today near San Antonio was just North west of us, we just got skimmed, so not much rain

[acoustic gulch]

yeah i got pounded by rain

[lyric furnace]

By the way this is basically a bunch of sensors

It measures relative humidity, temperature, another thing I can’t think of off the top of my head rn, and gps data

[acoustic gulch]

Thats a nice blackbuck in you pfp

[lyric furnace]

Oh yeah, he’s been on our ranch for a while

[rare veldt]

We leave you alone for 20 seconds and you build a bomb

[lyric furnace]

lmfao

[acoustic gulch]

what would 20 minutes be?

[rare veldt]

He would be building an army to take over North Korea with nukes

[acoustic gulch]

theres so much i want to say but i cant

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[acoustic gulch]

because of the rules

[rare veldt]

If you want you can DM me

[acoustic gulch]

im good\

[lyric furnace]

Sparks

[acoustic gulch]

this wolf has been walking in circles for the past 20 minutes

[lyric furnace]

Or arcs

[rare veldt]

Shoot it

[rare veldt]

Y’all see what I mean??

Bro is testing things

[acoustic gulch]

i like to bend paperclips then tape one end to each side