🦝︴off-topic

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Car

How on god's green earth do you manage to do that

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Good job Forrest

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yeah lmfao, one wrong wiring job and its another 3 hours added on to your 7 hour job

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Im just a girl..

Leave me ALONE...

The other two times it wasnt my fault

I tried to unplug our vaccuum cleaner and it shocked tf out of me for some reason

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gwen stefani is that you?

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Then i unplugged the extension cord

Actually no

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cant be worse than @manic inlet blowing up like 5 microwaves

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I turned the plug at the extension off

Then tried to pull it out again

Got shocked TWICE

Thought my heart was gonna give in

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i wonder

i dont think i told this story here

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How tf

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i once had an RB20 engine block fall and shatter my foot

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LOL

Is it okay now

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yes

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Jesus christ

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Working out rn

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but my friend was pulling the engine out of the car

and the engine hoist gave way

i think it was somehow his fault

and it dropped on my foot

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I would KILL HIM

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You go big dawg

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buddy i had a sack of loose pebbles for a foot i wasnt able to move

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Give us 100 pushups

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Im throwing myself at him with my arms and other leg

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im lucky the bones could be reconstructed

i dont have much of a limp either

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That musta been the worst pain you ever felt

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modern medicine rules

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in terms of in the moment pain absolutely

i'd never felt a crushing pain like it

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I think the worst pain ive ever felt was meningitis when i was 5

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my improperly healed collarbone tries to murder me on the daily though

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Arms hurt already and its second workout

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God damn

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You got this

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Arnold’s suck

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Ts nearly killed me

Maybe thats why im so stupid today

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I put my leg thru a glass doot

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remember rest is more important, you can set back gains if you dont, be mindful of that pain bud

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DAMN

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Hurt like a mf

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ouch, i have a similar story of putting my hand through a glass window

i thought it was a plastic window pane

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Georgian steel wire cut deep

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ouch lucky mine didnt have shatterproofing wire in it

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When i was 4 i ran into a shovel my dad was carrying and it sliced down to my skull

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Ouch

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I was knocked off my feet lmfao

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i suddenly feel queasy

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I still remember the sound

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I stopped and had a convo with my friend while a pool of blood formed under my foot

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i was once hit by a flying glass sliding door, it didnt shatter though luckily

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Crazy asf

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Yeah

Worst thing was tape on leg hair

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LOL

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i was probably about 8, we had this balloon with a comically long string, the string got caught under the door and as i yanked it

the whole ass door came with it

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LOL

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probably the scariest thing i'd ever went through

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I will say im thankful to have never broken bone before

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apart from that time that boxer breed jumped on me all excited and began my fear of dogs

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I deadass nearly broke my neck almost 2 years ago

Trying to do a backflip on a trampoline after some random kid asked me if i could

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you'd be surprised how little it can hurt in the moment and how much it can suck the day after

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Id freak out too much

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i cant even front flip lmao

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i didnt even know my collarbone was broken and didnt visit hospital for 5 days

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I used to be mad acrobatic on trampolines when i was little

I could do front and backflips

This is like an old head trying to play football again

And immediately tearing something

I sprained tf out of my neck lmao

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i just woke up the next day very hungover and very in pain

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LOL

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i jumped a wall i thought was 2ft tall

because it was 2ft tall on my side

10ft drop on the other side

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT

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lmao

i clipped my foot off the top of the wall and came slamming down into concrete pavement

i just laid there

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😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

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literally just rolling on the ground trying to breathe

and a car pulled up

as soon as that car pulled up i stood my ass up and told them i was fine

absolutely embarrassing

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LOOOL

Being winded is probably one of the worst feelings

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it feels like vomiting

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My friend hurt his thumb and now we’re doing chest flys

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but without the vomit

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I got into my fair share fight with boys as a kid

Got winded like twice in them

Sucks baaad

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i never started fights but i always got myself into them

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Same

Ill rephrase

I stood up for myself

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I got pushed once and landed on wood knocking the hell outta me

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like the time i took my friends chicken nugget as a joke and he punched my nose so i clotheslined him twice

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Dazed amd all

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The only fights i got into were me lunging at bullies

I was a biter too

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Wtf is clotheslined

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DAMN

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you know when a wrestler puts their arm out straight and slams it into some dude

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Not really

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Let me google

I dont watch wrestling

Oh

LMFAAOO

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i grabbed bro by the shirt and did that twice

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INSANE

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theres also the time some fat kid got me on the ground, sat on top of me and tried to headbutt me

i moved my head and he collided with the ground

broke his nose

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LOL

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win by default

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The worst injury i think i got in a fight as a kid was busting my knuckle open from punching a boy in the mouth

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Cena vs Lesnar

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Nvm it’s aj

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For some reason i wish i got into more fights at school

Especially highschool

There were a couple of mfs i wanted to knock on the chin

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Everyone was scared of me

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Were you the kid with anger issues that threw desks

Wtf

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Why do you have embeds

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a magician never reveals his secrets

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No fair

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just download the tenor gif keyboard

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Nope did flip one with the self called school bully tho

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Bit a guy's arm and it swelled up twice the normal size and went blue

Most impressive fight feat as a kid

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I was the tall quiet kid

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Fair

I was always small 🥀

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I was never small😂

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Yea cause you were the TALL ONE

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I was the kid that got asked for a birth certificate during little league games

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LOL

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I had a kid slam my face into a picnic table

I broke his tooth by accident while charging two kids that were taunting me

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I apparently looked scary

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Jesus 😭

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This reminds me of a guy i went to school with

Chipped one of his front teeth and he never got it fixed

Now he uses it to hold his cigarettes

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I bit the kid who slammed me a few years earlier for not putting away a toy

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Kids are so crazy for no reason

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Yeah

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Which is exactly why im never having them

😋

Bloodline ends with me

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Arms hurt

And shake

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The grind

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But I hit assisted pull ups

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Awesome

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Yeah

But I can’t pull no huzz

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Have you tried pulling bruzz

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Yes he asked my pp size and I got nervous

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Reasonable

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It was over a text read out to me on a school bus

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Wait who read it out

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A group of guys and a few girls

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Let me get this straight

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I didn’t fully know most of em

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Your what

Crush?

Asked you that via text

And a bunch of people read it out for you

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Random gay guy who was a friends friend

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Oh alright

And it was read out to you

By a GROUP OF PEOPLE

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Yes

And I stuttered and said wee wee

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That would be the last time this world would hear from me

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It’s for the best

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Why

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Did this group of people snatch your phone or something

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I pulled a woman from here

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No it was a friend who was texting her friend and reading the texts

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The gay guy was texting his friend

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Yes

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Who was reading the question out loud

To you

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Yes

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Thats demonic

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Yep

He was hot and a femboy

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cant be worse than going away for surgery and coming back to find out your best friend came out as gay and told the whole school he likes you without warning you

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LOL

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Prob would clapped

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LOL

LOL

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and not only that but to find out years later he actually told the whole school i was gay and that we had sex and thats why i was off

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Oh shi

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THATS INSAAAANNNEE

LMFAOOO

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i always wondered why no girls talked to me lmao

they all thought i was a fertiliser miner

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What a term

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I know a guy who’s dating a guy he considers a younger brother

He was kicked out of the gay people group

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The worst queer related thing that happened to me was me telling the wrong people im trans and it spreading like wild fire in the art class

Luckily its the art class and that place is infested with queer people

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that was back during a time when i was insanely homophobic, im not proud of that time in my life and i hold my hand up and admit it was absolutely disgusting of me. but bro could not have picked a worse person to have done this to at the time...

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So it wasnt so bad

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😭 😭 😭

Bro grew and changed as a person

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high school was the biggest game of chinese whispers ong

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Dawg i hated highschool so much

Geniunely worst time of my LIFE

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i try, i have a difficult time understanding it all but my girlfriend whos lgbt is helping me navigate it all

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I thought i was gonna DIE

Graduating made me feel 5 years younger

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i was sewerslidal in high school

dropping out easily the best thing i ever did

i couldnt carenless what people think of me anymore

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I’m grade 9 I referred to Leonardo dicaprio as daddy dicaprio

I’ve always been openly bi but shi

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I mean hes a pretty handsome guy

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sorry to tell you he only likes young women

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Damnit

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I got 5 years before im out of dicaprio's league

Turning 20 this year

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i've got 2 years

but i also need a sex change still to be in his league

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Nooo dont turn 25 you're so sexy aha

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and i quite like my crown jewels and kings staff too much

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Didnt sabrina carpenter put that on a cake

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probably but i also dont like her so i have no idea lmfao

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I actually dont know much about her

I know nothing about celebreties

I was never a celebrity fan

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i know enough to hate em all

apart from green day

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The only guys i like are jonathan banks and bryan cranston and only cause they performed so well on breaking bad

Which i didnt even watch

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look im not gay but if billie joe armstrong wanted to lay some pipe with me i wouldnt say no

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bad luck and noodle cups

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Jesus christ

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look at this man

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Oh god damn

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his American Idiot era was hot

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Dude even as a lesbian there are some guys out there that would make me kick my feet if they blew me a kiss

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I prefer goth women over goth men

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My brother

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And latinas

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@open halo you ever seen rhea ripley

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Auto correct

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She got a husband

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ryan reynolds

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Buddy Matthew’s

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YEEEESSS

RYAN REYNOLDSSS

EXACTLY

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or Mac from its always sunny

Rob Mcelhenny

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I hope to gos he’s a switch

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rob mcelhenny is hench as hell

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Ryan reynolds is such a beautiful man

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even straight dudes think this

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Exactly

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Ryan is main reason I’m bi

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now hear me out but

a young Paul Gascoigne

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Joakim Broden is also pretty hot

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big Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne himself

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Ehhh

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its a personal thing

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Dude

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Meh

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Joe biden when he was young

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JFK

before the head splatter ofc

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TRUE

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hear me out

Amy from Amyl and the sniffers

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Maybe

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I shriek at any hot woman

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Most of the wwe nxt locker room

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amy winehouse

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what on earth are you gremlins talking about lmao

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im embracing my "im not gay but" side

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Embracing both sides of me

The femboy lover and the goth and Latina lover

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Im being me

Anyone whos talked to me for a couple days knows what that entails

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Same basically

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thats one thing i wont abide by

femboys

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Its about time i sleep

Gonna do baking tomorrow

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femboys and therians lmao

too weird for me

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Where on earth did therians come from

Like they werent in the discussion lmfao

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Like to go out with or what

😬

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the majority of femboys i've encountered (im not saying its the majority of femboys at all) have just been hostile, rude and frankly really weird about straight people even if they havent been homophobic

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Yea but therians

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therians are weird

just

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i love the complete agreement to just focus on therians

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stop it

get some help

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dome jelp

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To each their own

I dont see the issue

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furries = normal,
therians= close to mental illness

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I live by live and let live

If it doesnt hurt me or others why would i care

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Furries kinda creep me out

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It saves me a lot of stress

And makes me more likeable

And makes people feel safe around me

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eh furries are just adults doing cosplay

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Which i like

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but people who identify and act like therians after 18 should probably seek counselling

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They're fine

They're just living life

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i have the same thoughts about hobby horsers lmfao

and disney adults

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Probably having more fun than most of us tbh

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or taylor swift fans

they're... quite a bunch of people

swifties

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Swifties can be a bit coo coo

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they defend her like shes a small time artist doing her best💀

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Me looking at my mother's dismembered corpse after saying taylor swift is mid on twitter the day prior

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lmfao

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Swifties dont play

Isnt it all just generic straight girl music anyways...

Goth music is much better...

Like and one

And unterart

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i was once doxed by swifties because i said her private jet lets off more fumes every day than a person with crohns disease

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And project pitchfork

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I fw Katy Perry

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you shouldnt lmao

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I fw lady gaga

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shes done alot of awful things

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Heavy

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she once sued a nun and ran her through the court system until the nun died of stress

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She said if u do dishes at her house u get top

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youre gonna get 15 differetn STIs if you accept that offer

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I used to be a big lady gaga fan before switching entirely to goth, breakcore and hardcore

Femtanyl is my goat now

My queen

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i want your lovin i want your revenge

you and me could write a bad romanceeee

gaga goes hard

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Blasting California girls while working out

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i see why people thought i was gay in high school

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I cry at femtanyl lyrics like swifties cry at the lines "you broke my heart"

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I prefer Disturbed and the Doom eternal soundtrack

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Femtanyl is just so good

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I cry at sabatons 1916

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• American Idol Incident (2018): Perry kissed a 19-year-old contestant, Benjamin Glaze, on the lips without his consent during an audition. Glaze later stated that the experience made him uncomfortable.
• Josh Kloss Accusation (2019): Model Josh Kloss accused Perry of exposing his genitals at a party, claiming she pulled down his pants without consent. Perry denied the allegations.
2. Association with Dr. Luke
Despite allegations against producer Dr. Luke by singer Kesha, Perry continued to collaborate with him, leading to criticism from fans and fellow artists.
3. Convent Property Dispute (2014)
Perry attempted to purchase a former convent, leading to a legal battle with nuns who opposed the sale. The dispute garnered public attention and criticism.
4. Koala Joke Controversy (2016)
In an advertisement, Perry joked about her dog chasing koalas, which was deemed insensitive by wildlife advocates, leading to the ad’s removal.
5. Blue Origin Spaceflight Backlash (2025)
Perry faced criticism for participating in a Blue Origin spaceflight, with detractors labeling it as environmentally irresponsible and tone-deaf amid global issues.

all things katy perry has done

she also queer baits

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DAMN

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and she bullied her ex boyfriend for being gay

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Damn

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Jesus christ

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oo wa ah ah ah

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No wonder i never particularly liked her

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Sabaton

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she always had crazy eyes imo

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LOL

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her existence on american idol always annoyed me she never seemed to think the artists could be there on their own merit

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CRAZY EYES

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she always made them change stuff around

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Bottom of my playlist

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even during auditions

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Anyways gn

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looked like a Trout high on meth

and hate

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goodnight my dude

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oh shes one of those people on top of all of that

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yes

also she hyped up that one annoying song from the industry plant

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I just listen to girly pop for fun

Added all my girly pop while blasting motor head

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my liked playlist is all over the place

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Same

Idk how much longer imma be working out for

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Believe it or not altimas can’t keep up with mustangs

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V8 vs what a i4 in an Altima

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I made an effort

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Damn

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I want one soooo bad

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Get a 90s model

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Just like listening to them roar

Nah I don’t like em

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Apologies 2000s

The cobra

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I want a 16

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Ooh

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16-20

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Get the new raptor mustang or a dark horse

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Was looking at an rtr

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6L supercharged V8 with 600hp

I want a Audi rs6 avant

Or the m5 wagon

Or a 240 wagon with a mustang engine

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Dealership wouldn’t take me seriously sadly

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Damn

Friend’s boyfriend has a factory 1996 R34 in perfect condition

Some guy bought it took out the engine and left it in his garage for almost 30 years

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This is her

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Made one of those in nfs heat

Camber and I think bbs rims

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They wouldn’t even let me sit in it

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Damn

How much is it

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42

Payments woulda sucked but I woulda found a way

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This but in dark green

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Trade this thing in

Need a more comfortable v8

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Oh

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3 v8s is way better than 2 and a 4banger

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4 banger are fun

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LS7 inside a peugeot 306

the 4 wheeled coffin i like to call it

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205 turbo

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i dislike the 5 lines

apart from the 405

its the french trueno

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For what it is it’s heavy af😂

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makes for a good ride though its insanely smooth for an older car

they actually have alot of redundant weight so reducing it for drag racing is SUPER easy

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Kinda like a fox body in American style

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its built on Citroën BX platform too

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exactly

they're also really easy to turn into a skate car

just a seat and car frame

no body

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Ya see mines just old steel and super heavy ya know

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what years that?

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73

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looks bloody lovely

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dope, anything post 1980 in american cars sucks lmao

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oh last year before the exhaust regs started strangling them

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7.5 liter V8s making 190hp and 170lbs of torque 💀

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She’s stockk

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Ford America, birthplace of Ford, making the worst versions of Ford cars ever lmao

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Ford's ability to have a great thing going them bottle tf out of it will never cease to amaze me

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every single good ford car? made by Ford of Britain or Ford of Europe

and even then

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or had a limited run by Ford America before being butchered by the execs

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the original Ford GT literally just being a re-engined Lotus with replaced suspension and strengthened axels 💀

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I need her

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is it just me whos never liked Stangs

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ngl not a huge fan of the grilles and headlight design

but

at least it doesnt look like a sharpened honda civic

unlike the new camaros

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the only mustang in my life is guitars

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ive never been particularly attached to them

with the exception of the early ones and some legendary models

like the Boss 429

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Need for speed 2014

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i prefer the Legacy model mustang

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however my heart really lies with the Dodge Charger

the OG charger

not that crappy imitation they have now

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dont you dare skip over this funny laugh joke

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I want a metaltop all black 1969 Charger with the 428 so bad

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lmfao

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an honse

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the Stangacy model

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is that the one where jesse pinkman breaks bad

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sounds like an STI

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lmfao

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you know what i want

what my dearest deepest car desires are

1989 BMW E30 M3

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or the 1984 prototype Honda Civic CRX Mugen

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this is one of the cars that was ran in Rally Group B right

the Audi from hell that practically wielded the power of a demigod

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the CRX made it there

the CRX Mugen did not

its a prototype and only something like 5 were produced

i'd also like this

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That's one of the mid ones

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a 1981 Mk1 Scirocco

boxy cars > rounded cars

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The coupes not as nice as sedans in my opinion

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the new models suck something awful

they're just

not the same car

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Oh I haven't looked at any of the new

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in terms of looks

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But old golfs look good

New golfs alright

[pale shale]

the modern golfs and polos are good too

the modern scirocco coupe sucks

[wild plume]

I like golf better then polo

[pale shale]

i like polo purely for price to performance

[wild plume]

Yeah but the golfs better looks

[pale shale]

they're like the AMD of the car world, the Polos

[pale shale]

im more on the side of polos but thats because some of my best memories were made crashing my friends Polos

[wild plume]

Lol

[pale shale]

you'd be surprised how well a polo can still drive after a crash

if you ever find yourself owning specifically a 2007 golf or polo

check your bonnet catch

they erode easily

[wild plume]

Why

[pale shale]

me and my friend found that out the hard way

[wild plume]

Oh okay I never had a Volkswagen only fords and toyotas

[pale shale]

going downhill 70mph and BOOM, the road dissapears

the bonnet smashed his windscreen

and the rearview mirror flew off and smacked me in the face

[wild plume]

Why you going 70 -_-

[pale shale]

it was a 70 limit road

[wild plume]

I normally go 100

Oh mph not kph

[pale shale]

we were probably about to go faster

until the world went dark

[wild plume]

Lol

[pale shale]

it was literally his first night out driving💀

[wild plume]

Lol

[cosmic osprey]

Same

[wild plume]

I crashed my 1999 BMW M3 once but I only had it for a week and had no photos and then I had to get rid of it

[pale shale]

i once put my first car into park and engaged the handbrake, stepped out and the handbrake cable snapped

[wild plume]

I want a 1982 dodge charger

[wild plume]

Rip

[pale shale]

longest chase of my life

scotland is basically all hill roads

[cosmic osprey]

I once did an oops

[wild plume]

Imma just buy a civic and just put nitrous and a huge engine with turbos sometime

[pale shale]

that car picked up speed fast lmao

[pale shale]

RB20 turbo block

[wild plume]

What take out your engine?

[wild plume]

I was thinking a V12 but probably won't fit

[cosmic osprey]

Blew it up

[wild plume]

And they are expensive

[wild plume]

Oh lol

[pale shale]

i want to LS7 swap something

i just dont know what

nissan micra maybe lol

[wild plume]

Maybe one of these 505 hp

[cosmic osprey]

Ls are overrated

[wild plume]

Corvette are cool

I think it's one of the most powerful engines you can fit in

[pale shale]

not when you're throwing it in a car with barely any weight to them lol, LS7 inside a 306 would go mental

we're talking about a huge bump in HP for a car that can be stripped down to about 850 to 950 kgs

[mild nacelle]

You are overrated

[wild plume]

That's the thing about big engines they weigh alot

[pale shale]

LS7 is a small block

[wild plume]

Yeah

How much HP do they give

[pale shale]

505hp

[wild plume]

Oh okay

[pale shale]

the max a 306 has is about 167hp

[wild plume]

I saw this video someone had 800 hp in one

[pale shale]

drop an LS7 into it and well... coffin on wheels

[cosmic osprey]

2200lb and rn about 900hp is what I’ll stick to for now

[wild plume]

And get one of those laptop lol

[wild plume]

What vehicle is this

Brb

[cosmic osprey]

Some old heavy steel car

[pale shale]

older 306's can be tuned by turning a single screw

mechanical bosch injection pump engines are dope

[mild nacelle]

I got gator jurkey

[cosmic osprey]

I’ve got deer jerky

[open halo]

I’m making potato wedges

[wild plume]

You got photo?

[cosmic osprey]

.

[wild plume]

Oh lol

[torpid flower]

Do I cop

[open halo]

Yes

Yes

Yes

[torpid flower]

22k

82k miles

[open halo]

Do it

Now

[cosmic osprey]

Ask your dad, his money

[gray cave]

Question everybody

I’m looking at first cars and I found a 2021 Dodge Durango for $28,998 with 33K miles and was wondering if it would be good or not

[cosmic osprey]

Don’t see why not

[gray cave]

I’m just worried about it cause I heard dodge isn’t reliable at all

I really want a dodge durango though

[cosmic osprey]

Personally would get a cheaper beater but if you’ve got the money send it

[cosmic osprey]

Send it then

[gray cave]

Should I keep looking jsut in case?

[cosmic osprey]

Might not hurt , will say dodge transmissions can be iffy

[gray cave]

Besides that do they work good?

[cosmic osprey]

Can’t speak for newer ones since mines an 03

[gray cave]

Also I was wondering if a new dodge Durango would be better? It’s a bit more expensive but it’s new and has only a few miles on it.

[cosmic osprey]

My experience with dodge

[gray cave]

GAH DAMN

That’s kind of a turn off now damn

[cosmic osprey]

Will say it has 240k miles now

[gray cave]

I’ll brb

I’ll @ you when I’m back

[cosmic osprey]

If I don’t answer I might fell asleep but I’ll probably still be here😂

[open halo]

There is a spider on my electric toothbrush charger

[cosmic osprey]

Hairspray and lighter

[open halo]

No

Plastic

[cosmic osprey]

Yes

[sick briar]

bruh im playing some splitgate 2 and its mildly annoying when i just lose matches because my team has like never played fps's before lik how am i 42-5 and my next closest teammates score is 15-22 and theyre not bots it is real people

[cosmic osprey]

Light burst it won’t melt

… speaking from experience

[open halo]

Uh

No

I just left

[torpid flower]

It’s not my dads money, that chits not funny

[cosmic osprey]

Womp womp

[obsidian bay]

I asked for a kitten, to be fair. Not for tea.

[gray cave]

Why are we hating on mud?

[cosmic osprey]

Mud is mud

[gray cave]

Crazy

Question

Is a bmw a good pick?

[cosmic osprey]

NO

[cosmic osprey]

Hi tykkkk

[gray cave]

Damn ok

What about Chrysler

[cosmic osprey]

Trust me🤣

[cosmic osprey]

They’re ok

[solemn imp]

Yeah been 6 months since I started again

[cosmic osprey]

Earl has crashed his like 2 dozen times and it still drives

[solemn imp]

YUP

[gray cave]

Also why is the stereotype for dodge just hell on wheels for drivers?

[cosmic osprey]

… I may not say

[torpid flower]

It’s true

[obsidian bay]

Hiiii

[cosmic osprey]

I however used to fly down backroads in my lil ram 1500

[gray cave]

Shi ima be flying one way or another in a Durango

[open halo]

Put a viper engine in it

[cosmic osprey]

I outran motorcycles on that road🤣

[gray cave]

Oh yeah

After the Durango and some saving I know what I’m getting for a fun toy cruiser

[torpid flower]

I wanna Miata

[open halo]

Yes

Miata

[torpid flower]

But I wanna truck first

[gray cave]

I’m getting me a damn Indian scout bobber

[gray cave]

Them things are clean as hell

[solemn imp]

Get a ol Chrysler 200

[gray cave]

Like I said

[solemn imp]

If you want something to beat the Shi out of

[gray cave]

After the Durango it’s a Indian scout bobber for me

[open halo]

Volvo 240 wagon

Put a v10 in it

[gray cave]

Like look how good this looks

DAMN it’s beautiful

[cosmic osprey]

My uncle has 2

They are very nice

[gray cave]

What year…

[cosmic osprey]

New

[gray cave]

How much he want for one?

[cosmic osprey]

24 and 25 I believe not 100% sure

[solemn imp]

My Chrysler

It’s been wrecked multiple times

[gray cave]

Looks like a tornado chasing beast

[torpid flower]

They things been through hell

[solemn imp]

And it still drives

[cosmic osprey]

He switches between them every day😂

[solemn imp]

Might not drive straight but it drives

[torpid flower]

I wanna buy a dirtbike

But I’m buying goats tomorrow

[gray cave]

Ima get me a bobber and do this to it

Question

Dodge Durango or charger?

[cosmic osprey]

Mhmmm

Durango

[solemn imp]

Trackhawk

[cosmic osprey]

Charger your insurance will be way more

[gray cave]

Dodge not jeep.

[cosmic osprey]

Especially as a first vehicle

[gray cave]

I wonder why

[solemn imp]

My insurance is $600 for 1 car and for 6 months

[torpid flower]

I kinda want a bronco

[cosmic osprey]

He doesn’t know the difference

[gray cave]

Crazy

[torpid flower]

In a big old school bronco fan

[solemn imp]

I am just tired

[gray cave]

How about a EV charger?

[solemn imp]

HELL NO

[cosmic osprey]

I once again may not say

[torpid flower]

Ford>dodge any day

[cosmic osprey]

I will say however had cops hand deliver letters last yr saying to block our challenger in because they were getting stolen so much

[torpid flower]

What county in tn has the undercover cop cat as a lifted Cummins

[mild nacelle]

There ugly and slow

[open halo]

I saw a ram 1500 undercover car

It was just a normal one with lights and sirens

[mild nacelle]

Yeah are county has a few 1500s

[cosmic osprey]

There’s also an undercover peter-built and 20 new mustangs

[mild nacelle]

They also have a singular 09 mustang

[torpid flower]

Undercover peterbuilt is crazy

[cosmic osprey]

My county has a lifted 800hp Cummins as a uc

[mild nacelle]

What do they use it for??

The Peterbilt

[torpid flower]

Undercover stuff

[cosmic osprey]

Pull people over on the interstate

[open halo]

We have dark grey f150s with police written in darker gray

[torpid flower]

We got that

Idk what all our stuff is

[cosmic osprey]

This is just a white 3rd gen

[torpid flower]

I’m trying to figure out the undercover Pete

[knotty olive]

The tea represents the kittens consent to being yoinked

[torpid flower]

2 gen is possibly the best of the dodges

[torpid flower]

1st gen is better tho

[mild nacelle]

But why

[gray cave]

What do we think boys?

[mossy badge]

There is a max follow count

[torpid flower]

40 thousand dollars

[cosmic osprey]

Nobody thinks to worry about a Pete

[torpid flower]

Wow

[mild nacelle]

It ain't got no he kitty in it..

[torpid flower]

Imma go follow you

[mild nacelle]

The only good dodge has a kitty

[gray cave]

I sent photos of the Durango I’m looking at

[knotty olive]

If you don’t I will

[open halo]

Apparently my city has a 05 mustang

[gray cave]

Is that good?

[cosmic osprey]

Looks clean

[torpid flower]

Idk much bout cars man

[gray cave]

Is it a good deal?

[torpid flower]

I followed you

[cosmic osprey]

Idk what they normally go for

Looks in good shape tho

[knotty olive]

You could go lower for a similar car

Get a 06 Chevy Suburban for 4k off ur cousin DAVE

[torpid flower]

I’m not buying anything newer then 2015 cause I’m poor

[gray cave]

A 2025 GT brand new goes for $38,495 finance estimate for 6 years is $620

[open halo]

1920 ford model t

[torpid flower]

Bet

[gray cave]

Yes I’ll take it how much?

Where when and how

[torpid flower]

I found 1926 model T today

[cosmic osprey]

I’d go with the extra 1k and better warranty

[mild nacelle]

We have what was a model A? On our property

[knotty olive]

Don’t buy anything without a carburetor

[gray cave]

So do I go for the new one or old one?

[cosmic osprey]

If it were between the 23 and a new one I’d go with the new one

[mild nacelle]

Injection better

[gray cave]

Guys I don’t think this is a damn model T

[mild nacelle]

What do you mean

It's a model tea

[torpid flower]

I wanna buy a
7.3 powerstroke
6.9 IDI
460 big block
360 ford

[gray cave]

It’s a model RD for RACE DIRT

[open halo]

Or road dump

[mild nacelle]

Just get a small block Chevy

[gray cave]

Highly custom is the a understatement for that thing

[open halo]

Thing isn’t a model t it’s so modded

[gray cave]

HOW DID THIS

[torpid flower]

I can’t get a Chevy

[gray cave]

TURN INTO THIS?

[open halo]

Dodge magnum

[gray cave]

Glow up fr

[torpid flower]

The bronco downfall is worse

[manic inlet]

thats the axels, radiator, and central frame bar of a 1920 Model T attached to a dune buggy

[torpid flower]

Look at a 70s or 90s bronco compared to the new ones

It’s a downfall

[manic inlet]

real

[gray cave]

That shi had a glow up bro when it comes to a Durango

[open halo]

Old charger to new

[gray cave]

That’s true

[mild nacelle]

Don't even know if it's that

[manic inlet]

it might just be the radiator housing lmfao

[torpid flower]

My dad had a 80s model bronco

That bih was amazing

[manic inlet]

old charger looks mean as hell, new ones are just....

wierd

[torpid flower]

Was our hunting rig

What the actual FUGG did ford do to the mustang

[mild nacelle]

Ugly to ugliest

[torpid flower]

A 1968 mustang to a 2024 is horid

[gray cave]

Listen guys

[mild nacelle]

Truck

[mild nacelle]

Speak

[gray cave]

Ford thunderbird.

[mild nacelle]

My grandma had one

[cosmic osprey]

That was where she died

[mild nacelle]

You killed her?

[gray cave]

Yes he dumped the body

[mild nacelle]

Also is it not like 1 or 2 am for you Johnathan

[torpid flower]

I saw a 2025 cab and a half yesterday

Didn’t even know they still made them

[mild nacelle]

They do?

[gray cave]

Did you bury it 12 feet deep and then bury a dead dog at 6 feet and bury a endangered plant on it so the police don’t find it

???

[open halo]

From heaven to layer 23 of hell

[cosmic osprey]

Yea

[cosmic osprey]

12:30

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-dumb-youre-dumb-ironmouse-vshojo-vtuber-gif-25120086

[gray cave]

How many lists have I made it on?

[cosmic osprey]

… if you think that’s bad the zero

[mild nacelle]

Did you know at 6 feet the body decomposes slower so 3 is better if secluded

[gray cave]

You do 12 then do 6 for a dead animal so if a dog comes sniffing it sniffs the deer or dog

[torpid flower]

I saw a flatbed Tacoma

[gray cave]

And if you plant a endangered plant above it they won’t dig it up

[cosmic osprey]

Cadaver dogs can tell the difference btw

[mild nacelle]

Get better at hiding it no need for that

[cosmic osprey]

As a nice warning

[gray cave]

Shi gives me some gear and if I didn’t get caught id be a Hitman

[open halo]

Discord is going ham with handing this chat logs to the fbi

[gray cave]

Yk what should I join the marines or army?

[cosmic osprey]

Speaking as experience

[gray cave]

AWWWW LOOK AT THEM CUTE PUPPERS

[cosmic osprey]

You’d get caught within 10 seconds

[gray cave]

I said if I wasn’t able to be caught

They retired or are you a cop?

[cosmic osprey]

Very

[open halo]

Maligator

[gray cave]

Still cute as hell

[torpid flower]

Oorah

[gray cave]

Honestly I want a husky or German Shepard

[torpid flower]

Idk if I wanna join

I thought about it

[open halo]

My friend is a Canadian army reservist and I think is actually in active duty rn

[cosmic osprey]

Brin is trained for the atf but was to aggressive Jax is protection dog

[gray cave]

If I join ima try to make infantryman or sniper for either one

It’s either kicking in doors like 1 out of 10 times or doing recon

[gray cave]

Which one is Brin

[cosmic osprey]

Darker colored one

[gray cave]

To aggressive

???

I like brin more already

[cosmic osprey]

Bit to much and doesn’t let go just tears

[gray cave]

perfect.

[torpid flower]

I want corpsman, mechanic, or infantry

[cosmic osprey]

Very

[gray cave]

What breed is he?

[cosmic osprey]

They’re malinois

[gray cave]

Ik what I’m getting to ride in a Durango with me

[torpid flower]

They expensive as hell

[gray cave]

A Malinois and a husky

[cosmic osprey]

Do you have a minimum of 6 hours a day to work with a dog

[gray cave]

Yeah and so is a Durango

[gray cave]

I have a minimum of how ever long I want with them

Shi rn I can spend all day with them

I’m a dog person

[gray cave]

I like cats

I like dogs more though

[cosmic osprey]

These aren’t just dogs

[gray cave]

Ik

I love animals in general

[torpid flower]

Imma buy some curr dogs for hogs

[gray cave]

To me any dog is a good dog it’s the owners that are bad sometimes

[torpid flower]

I used to run with a group and do it

[gray cave]

I hate seeing dogs with big ahh chains tied around them and no training

Or any animal

[cosmic osprey]

This was after running 10mi

[gray cave]

Graceful as hell

[cosmic osprey]

He wants to run more

[torpid flower]

I’m not running no gawd damn 10 miles

[gray cave]

Sounds good give me a scooter or a skateboard

[gray cave]

I’ll do it give me something with wheels I’ll ride they can run

[cosmic osprey]

This was running an atv at 45mph

[gray cave]

Oh shi

Skateboard it is

Bouta have some speed boys!

[cosmic osprey]

We also played ball after that

[torpid flower]

I’d run on a dirtbike or four wheeler

[gray cave]

Why can’t he run more?

[torpid flower]

Fukk runnin

[gray cave]

Yo what

I’ll let him loose after a lot of training down a dirt road and follow him in the Durango

Let him run until he doesn’t want to anymore

[torpid flower]

I like me some big lazy dogs

[gray cave]

Also mud why does everybody say it’s your dad’s money not yours?

[torpid flower]

Basset hound

Curr dog

[torpid flower]

Cause people bully me fr

They also say I hunt highfence

Which I don’t do

[gray cave]

Marines would be perfect for you

Anyways boys I’ll be in the alerts chat

[open halo]

Matt rose at 1:41 am

[cosmic osprey]

They’ll run until they fall over dead

[open halo]

Maligator

[gray cave]

Question

Dodge Durango brand new or ford mustang?

[open halo]

Mustang

[gray cave]

Insurance bouta be 📈📈📈📈📈📈

[open halo]

Drive into a crowd

[snow cargo]

Since this is off topic and I kinda want to show off, anyone like comics?

[gray cave]

Guys

Dodge Durango tornado car?

SRT hellcat?

[cosmic osprey]

What is your credit

[gray cave]

I was kidding

Sarcasm

I’m not taking a SRT hellcat into a tornado

[cosmic osprey]

Even for the Durango 😂

[gray cave]

The SRT?

Yes

I’m not getting a damn SRT hellcat anytime soon friend

A Durango in general not kidding

I’ll get one soon I think

I dont wanna finance I dont think right?

[cosmic osprey]

You have 40k in the bank to drop on a Durango

[gray cave]

I wouldn’t be looking if I didn’t have enough

[cosmic osprey]

Figured you planned to finance 😂

[gray cave]

I don’t know if I wanna finance a first car

[astral eagle]

buy a 1500 dollar pickup and call it good

[torpid flower]

Real

[gray cave]

Any recommendations?

[torpid flower]

1992-1997 fords

2004-2017

[gray cave]

Ford (Found On Road Dead)

[torpid flower]

Fords

[torpid flower]

(First on race day)

[gray cave]

First to die on race day

[torpid flower]

Ftdord?

[gray cave]

yes.

[cosmic osprey]

Never had a problem out of a ford

Had a plethora of problems out of dodges

[gray cave]

I’ve seen so many problems I think I’d rather get a Tesla over them

Although to be fair

Every brand has major mess ups with most of their cars

So have more issues then others

On more cars then others

[cosmic osprey]

Had to drag my bosses brand new Chevy back to the barn with my truck

[gray cave]

Crazy

[cosmic osprey]

He went and got his truck back

[gray cave]

lol

[cosmic osprey]

Changes the oil … like twice a year beats the hell out of it and it still runs beautifully

Ford 6.7

[gray cave]

I don’t care for a truck rn though

[torpid flower]

Ford ranger

[gray cave]

We already have two pickups on the property

[torpid flower]

Get a 2 fiddy

[gray cave]

Like I said I’m not really looking for a truck rn

[cosmic osprey]

Proving a point of the whole found on road dead thing is stupid

[gray cave]

Like I said I’m thinking dodge durango

[cosmic osprey]

Every receipt from that pic earlier was a minimum of $500 spent at auto parts stores so just be ready😂

[gray cave]

lol ok

[astral eagle]

any 70s-92 year

[gray cave]

Cheaper then a Beamer though

[torpid flower]

22k

I want it so bad

[astral eagle]

aint got all the junk in it lol

[torpid flower]

Mom says no

[cosmic osprey]

At this point idk😂

[torpid flower]

“Cause it’s a show off truck”

Man I’m trying to show off

[cosmic osprey]

Your mom is smarter than you

[torpid flower]

Prolly

[gray cave]

Bmws are like 1500 for one oil change

[torpid flower]

My dad smarter

He got a degree

My mom don’t

[gray cave]

Don’t get me started on some of the older beamers tires

If that shi is squatted at all dont get it

If even a quarter degree angled wrong don’t buy it

I hate squatted trucks with all my soul

[gray cave]

To who?

[torpid flower]

Everyone

They truck cool as hell

[gray cave]

Also mud

If I send some welding shi to chat can you tell me if did good for a starter welding machine?

[astral eagle]

your more then likely gonna wreck your first truck please dont make us watch you do it to that gorgeous thing

[cosmic osprey]

Don’t trust him with welding💀

[gray cave]

Why?

[torpid flower]

They lying on my name