🦝︴off-topic

[sick briar]

[vale thunder]

I doubt she’ll ban you for it unless you go too far

[sturdy vector]

She's good people. I seen her allow a lot before doing it.

[vale thunder]

Tyk is nice

She a good friendo

[obsidian bay]

It's full of dog and cat fur, and husbando beard clippings.
Not much room in there anymore

[mossy badge]

Tyk stole my organs

[vale thunder]

I’m locked in tyks basement

She makes me eat seamuses organs for sustenance

[sturdy vector]

I'm sorry Tyk!! Didn't mean to get something started in here.

[vale thunder]

🤔

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/bdavewalters-demiplanerpg-hotp01-heroesoftheplanes-freely-gif-20829334

[obsidian bay]

To be entirely fair.. it IS a nice basement. You have a bike, a couple of wicker lounge chairs and cushions, a xl dog crate to sleep in....

and four tires for exercising with

[vale thunder]

Ooo?

[slim hamlet]

Why are cards so expensive

[obsidian bay]

... a couple of REALLY expensive speakers to listen to music on

what kind of card

[slim hamlet]

Mother's Day

[vale thunder]

Can I live there rent free

[obsidian bay]

ah yeah, have fun thats like 6 bucks

[slim hamlet]

7

[mild nacelle]

Make one

[slim hamlet]

It sucks

[vale thunder]

Uh when’s Mother’s Day

[slim hamlet]

Sunday I think

[cosmic osprey]

💀

[mild nacelle]

Idk

[vale thunder]

Ok

[obsidian bay]

I have time to whip something together for MIL.

[vale thunder]

Getting my mom some flowers

[cosmic osprey]

It’s the 11th

[slim hamlet]

It's not too much in the grand scheme of things, so, not too bad

[obsidian bay]

Should I give her the Mice to Neet you cross stitch?

[mild nacelle]

Yes

[obsidian bay]

tbh better than grabbing some flowers and having them delivered

Minimum 75 bucks at the end all told

[mild nacelle]

Flowers are outrageously expensive

[obsidian bay]

I think we're doing something at the end of the month

[mild nacelle]

New information gathering kit

[silent harbor]

tyk peeled my skin off behind a wendys

[mild nacelle]

I ate

[silent harbor]

froggg

[mild nacelle]

Toad

[silent harbor]

Same thing

[mild nacelle]

No

[silent harbor]

toads are frogs

[mild nacelle]

https://youtu.be/AYCWAPPtw5A why did we not get it..

[sick briar]

wait a minute there's long action pump action rifles

[mild nacelle]

Why

[sick briar]

Ive only seen 300blk and stuff like that with a pump not smth as long as 30 06

[slim hamlet]

You haven't seen them before?

[sick briar]

I don't actually browse many gun stores I'm australian

it just seems strange to have a pump action on such a long cartridge though

[slim hamlet]

They aren't that popular, but they exist

Would never use one though

[sick briar]

I wouldn't wanna use a pump action rifles anyways

[mild nacelle]

If it can be done it probably will example have rocket pistols

[sick briar]

omygaw it's the thing in the game!!!!!

Ive killed many animals with my virtual tikka t3x super varmint

[slim hamlet]

Bruh

[cosmic osprey]

🤦‍♂️

[rare veldt]

Yes it is 😁

Has less Kick then a 12 gauge shotgun 💀

[latent prairie]

Favorite sandwich anyone?

[sick briar]

if I did get a varmint rifle for smth no bigger then fox I would probabaly just get 204 Ruger though just since it's cheaper and less damage to smth like a rabbit

[wise bridge]

Good morning Johnathan

[cosmic osprey]

Mornin buzz

[rare veldt]

Crispy flying fish with some assorted Green stuff and sauce

[latent prairie]

NICE👍

[rare veldt]

Thanks

It was either the sandwich or AJ ceviche

I normally like AJ but not like that

[silent harbor]

Im more of a sub guy

[latent prairie]

NICE👍

[open halo]

im gonna get to play gran turismo 4 spec ii in class

[sinful owl]

I got a question are ya good with hognose morphs?

[obsidian bay]

Uhh

Not my forte but ive seen a few?

@loud panther tagging you in for backup

[sinful owl]

My friend don't know her snakes morph

[loud panther]

Idk hoggies

I know they look like chubby sausage noodles, and that's about it

[obsidian bay]

How much did she spend

Because it looks like a normal

[sinful owl]

They think around 90 they didnt buy the snake pretty sure the parents did

[obsidian bay]

Can you get a picture of its belly?

[cosmic osprey]

Danger noodle

[sinful owl]

Shes getting a picture

[obsidian bay]

Hognose are just dummies. Two braincells fighting for third place.
None danger to be found

[mild nacelle]

Derpy lil thing

[sinful owl]

Hes gobbling his mouse down

[sinful owl]

Here's a picture of her hognoses belly

[obsidian bay]

Normal for sure

[wise bridge]

@obsidian bay every day im gonna ask my parents if I can get a snake now

I need a bannana pied

[cosmic osprey]

Only nice Snek I’ve delt with

[slim hamlet]

Did you sit there

[silent harbor]

Unlegged lizard

[cosmic osprey]

No just held snek

[vale thunder]

Snak

Yummy snak

[vale thunder]

I LOVE HOGNOSES!!!!!

THEY ARE ADORABLE

[vale thunder]

AWWWWWWWWS

[silent harbor]

real

[wise bridge]

pretty garter

brown snake

[vale thunder]

Sick

[bold monolith]

I FINALLY GOT A GOD PACK

[untold fractal]

That mewtwo cutscene was awesome. Nice pulls!

[bold monolith]

Thanks

Yea I also got covid so that kinda helped lol

I’m still shaking and that was at 12:35 💀

[sick briar]

[mild nacelle]

Smell like rib crib

[balmy acorn]

Bro i’ve been saving for this stupid phone so long that its not even exciting me

Like it fees like a burden, I can’t spend any money and I can’t do anything

[obsidian bay]

I read "rib cage" like 4 times

[mild nacelle]

Quit wanting the phone easy or spend a small amount to tide yourself over

Or make more money so you don't have to wait as long

What phone are you even trying to get?

[latent prairie]

Favorite sandwich anyone?

[slim hamlet]

You some sleeper agent?

[balmy acorn]

The iphone 16 pro, its not my idea its my dad’s

He won’t let me get anything else

[mild nacelle]

Your money

[balmy acorn]

And he divided my last paycheque when i was literally $200 away from getting it and now i just dont want it at all

[mild nacelle]

I just get a 15 a little bit cheaper basically though same

[balmy acorn]

Doesn’t the back of that phone smash easily?

[mild nacelle]

Case and I think it's just the same glass so I'll see you though give me a moment

Seems the pro Max is the one having the issues not the pro or regular

Which I think that has to do with them having the titanium

It's less flexible so it just puts all the pressure on the glass

[cosmic osprey]

Have sent my pro max across the barn several times and still fine no cracks or anything

[mild nacelle]

I think it's the bending that does it rather than hitting

[cosmic osprey]

Otterbox and you’re good to go

[balmy acorn]

I’ve dropped my XR with an otterbox down a tree stand, its still standing

[mild nacelle]

My mom used to use OtterBoxes but she had a bunch of issues with them them breaking

[balmy acorn]

The otterbox is js a lil broken

[mild nacelle]

Does the xr still get the latest iOS

I think it got 18 but that's the last?

[balmy acorn]

Yeah, no more updates for us

Which is why i needed to upgrade

But now upgrading feels like such a burden

[mild nacelle]

Not super needed to update you can go another year or two even

[cosmic osprey]

😂

[cosmic osprey]

Imo they just use updates to slow down the older phones

[mild nacelle]

Yeah it's cuz the hardware isn't good enough to run the newer updates it's why they stopped allowing them to update

I think that conspiracy is dumb cuz if they were they wouldn't stop allowing updates they would just continue and make the phones unusable

[cosmic osprey]

Like Xbox put out an update for the Xbox one that made it where you can’t play anything on a lot of them now

[mild nacelle]

How so just blocking games or

[cosmic osprey]

Won’t load games anymore

Runs YouTube fine

[mild nacelle]

Might be hardware side

[balmy acorn]

I tried to buy a $1500 car

[mild nacelle]

Did it run?

[balmy acorn]

Instead got yelled at by dad

[knotty olive]

Major L

[balmy acorn]

Cause even though i’m turning 16 this year, i will not be receiving a car for my birthday
Not being greedy, but even if i tried to buy myself a car for my 16th they wouldn’t want to help out w nun

Same with my schooling

[cosmic osprey]

Happened to a bunch from what I read after their last update

[mild nacelle]

Wow how long ago was the update

[cosmic osprey]

Few months

[mild nacelle]

I mean it's kinda good builds self reliance but shi is expensive especially schooling

That's terrible shocked I havent seen anything about it I mean I'm not deep into consoles now but still normally see stuff about them

[balmy acorn]

Like, i’m trying to do all this stuff and plan my future

But with everything going on, i’ll be in more debt than ever

[cosmic osprey]

Because practically nobody runs the one anymore😂

[mild nacelle]

Not really PS4 and one still hold pretty big most aaa are releasing on them

[mild nacelle]

That sucks

Bird

[cosmic osprey]

Most run the s or x since they had such big “graphics updates”

[mild nacelle]

They're really didnt they had more performance than graphical and the S is terrible

[balmy acorn]

BUT everyone should be proud of mimi cause her 16th is on the 28th of june

And imma ace my drivers test

[mild nacelle]

Hell yeah

[cosmic osprey]

Gonna have to order a country wide road shutdown

[mild nacelle]

Prepare the insurance company

[cosmic osprey]

They’re all gonna go bankrupt

[mild nacelle]

Do you even have a car yet mimi?

[slim hamlet]

Isnt she like 15 or something?

[mild nacelle]

Ye

Said she turning 16 on 28th

[slim hamlet]

My guess would be no then

[cosmic osprey]

I had one at like 12😂

[mild nacelle]

I kind of sort of have one

[cosmic osprey]

Same

[balmy acorn]

Nope

Won’t have one until i can cough up $24k

[mild nacelle]

Me and great uncle want to fix our old 76 f100 which I think is sorta considered mine how mom talks then we have a 11 terrain that ik is supposed to be mine

Shi 24k?

What are you buying 12 eggs

[balmy acorn]

Plus $3000 for insurance

And $500 to store it someplace

[mild nacelle]

You don't have a garage or driveway or road to park in one

[balmy acorn]

And about $650 each week on gas

[mild nacelle]

How much you drive or is gas just that bad

[balmy acorn]

Garage is filled with ATV’s, i’ll get fined if i park it on the road and the church across the road will tow it at my expense

[mild nacelle]

Move the atvs o

[balmy acorn]

Gas is just that bad, i’m not getting political but a certain man made it impossible..

[cosmic osprey]

$650 a week ain’t happening

[mild nacelle]

🤣

[balmy acorn]

I have to drive to school and back, pick up my little sister, drive her to her basketball game an hour away each sunday-monday

[mild nacelle]

Canada sounds terrible I mean we aren't great bit damn

[balmy acorn]

And get to work

[mild nacelle]

Get the child a bike

[cosmic osprey]

I drive over 200mi a day and don’t spend $650 a week on gas

[balmy acorn]

God forbid i say that, they’ll take my things away

[mild nacelle]

You don't live in the land of bacon

Gaslight the kid into wanting one

[balmy acorn]

She has a $2000 bike, does she use it?

Nope

[mild nacelle]

So uh mind if I just a "borrow" that

[cosmic osprey]

Even driving my truck every day I wouldn’t spend 650 on gas😂

[balmy acorn]

We spend like $150 every-time we get gas

[cosmic osprey]

In what vehicle

[astral eagle]

Da fugg

[balmy acorn]

Mainly the edge

[cosmic osprey]

🧢

[astral eagle]

150 in a edge.....what the hell is gas made of up there😭

[balmy acorn]

Gold apparently

[mild nacelle]

The Camaro and Truck we have are only like a hundred a tank

The the camaro gets 93 tho

[balmy acorn]

The edge is like a hybrid or wtv it is, but its useless

[cosmic osprey]

What state are you that 87 octane is. Over $8 a gallon

[mild nacelle]

Me or her

[astral eagle]

For a diesel or 250/2500 that's normal

[mild nacelle]

Yeah

[cosmic osprey]

Going off of a 2022 wdge which has an 18.5 gallon tank

[balmy acorn]

1.56 a liter, before the election it was 1.32

[mild nacelle]

What are you talking in Canadian dollars or American dollars

[balmy acorn]

But then again, we drive the edge everywhere

[balmy acorn]

Canadian

[mild nacelle]

Oh makes sense now

[balmy acorn]

So ab $2 American

[astral eagle]

3 dollars a gallon

Average price rn

Well

So 6

So 3 dollars more then gas here

Still how the hell are you going through 6 tanks or a little less of gas a week😭

[balmy acorn]

We drive a lot 😞

[mild nacelle]

@balmy acorn would a ev be a option yes you would need a charger installed or atleast one mearby but should be cheaper fuel wise

[balmy acorn]

I’m real sorry to say this, but even if its gonna save me money

I will NEVER go to those useless electrics

[mild nacelle]

Why

The onlg genuine argument is the sound/feel

[cosmic osprey]

About 1.13 usd

[astral eagle]

Aren't the ev really really bad on miles? Like a couple hours and it's done lol

[balmy acorn]

Is American not more than canadian?

[astral eagle]

No not at all

[balmy acorn]

I have an American $20 thats like $28 canadian

OHHH

[mild nacelle]

Depends on car but with superchargers its not to bad

[balmy acorn]

Nvm i lied

[balmy acorn]

Very bad

‘Oh you’ve been driving for 2 hours?’

‘ Well screw you’ DIES

[cosmic osprey]

So it’s like $4 a gallon

[vale thunder]

Howdy fellers

[balmy acorn]

Howdy

[cosmic osprey]

In Canada

[vale thunder]

Monster

[astral eagle]

Honestly the Nissan and Subarus are the best for mpg

[balmy acorn]

I can’t wait to move to the US

[vale thunder]

Dude down here it’s like 2.50 a gallon

[cosmic osprey]

I paid 4.50 a gallon yesterday

[mild nacelle]

No no wait atleast 4 years

No risk being deported

[astral eagle]

It's like 3 here what the hell lmao

[cosmic osprey]

Was in red

[astral eagle]

Ohhhhh

[balmy acorn]

Dw, i need to pass university before i go there

Thats in like 4-6 years maybe?

[vale thunder]

Houston has cheap gas

[carmine shard]

i love those JUICE and PUNCH monster drinks

[vale thunder]

Mango loco goes crazy

[vale thunder]

White monster is best imo

[slim hamlet]

Fr

[carmine shard]

have you tried the new taste of Punch?

[vale thunder]

Nope

[mild nacelle]

Also average is about 300 miles even on the highway thats not happening source google

[vale thunder]

Only 2 hours?

[carmine shard]

its called Rio Punch

[mild nacelle]

Good fail if you have to

[cosmic osprey]

Better than $14 a gallon💀

[vale thunder]

California

[balmy acorn]

I need to pass 💔

I wanna work with horses

And be a horse vet, and get good monies

[mild nacelle]

Oh veterinarian?

[cosmic osprey]

No, gas for my other car

[vale thunder]

Be prepared for a lot of debt

[balmy acorn]

$10000 per semester, and i live an hour away from the university

[carmine shard]

i live in the netherlands i dont have to drive like 2 hours to get to the first big city

[mild nacelle]

My friend got accepted in osu wich has a realy good vet from my understanding

[astral eagle]

Hey hey hey the nova deserves it

[carmine shard]

in like 2 hours im at the other side of the country

[vale thunder]

Wait what gas do y’all get

I do E85

Because it’s cheap

[balmy acorn]

I’m gonna go to the university of Guelph

My grades aren’t too good, but i’m getting better

[vale thunder]

You go girl

Slay all day queen

[astral eagle]

🤨

[carmine shard]

im doing like work school job

[slim hamlet]

How old are you?

[vale thunder]

I’m being a dumbass

[mild nacelle]

Pretty school

[vale thunder]

17

[mild nacelle]

Slay*

[carmine shard]

4 days a week work and 1 day in the week im going to school

[balmy acorn]

If i can afford an old horse they even have a riding program

[carmine shard]

im 'bout to gratuate (i hope)

[mild nacelle]

Wow never heard of a school having that

[cosmic osprey]

My pup is from there🤣

[carmine shard]

what kind

[vale thunder]

His pfp

[mild nacelle]

That a new breed pfp?

[cosmic osprey]

Malinois

[vale thunder]

Yerp

Its a newer one

[carmine shard]

you know that malinois is called after some belgium city

[carmine shard]

and im sad to inform you belgium is not the netherlands

[vale thunder]

My poodle isn’t from German what’s your point

[mild nacelle]

I got some food from the Netherlands

[cosmic osprey]

She’s imported from the Netherlands

[carmine shard]

ah ke

did you know the origin from a malinois is from belgium 😅

[cosmic osprey]

Wonder why they would be called Belgian malinois 🫣😂

[carmine shard]

sometimes we call pretend belgium doesnt exist or sometimes we call it The-South-Netherlands

[slim hamlet]

Did you know the Danish vikings are actually from Denmark????

[mild nacelle]

Nerd

[cosmic osprey]

Did you know 303 is a dicghead

[slim hamlet]

Rip

[balmy acorn]

I LOVE hamburger helper

And hamburger buns w butter

[balmy acorn]

Omnomnomnomnom

[obsidian bay]

My heart

[cosmic osprey]

She’s a chit

A large chit

[obsidian bay]

hehehe

[slim hamlet]

How do y'all like my cursive

[wild plume]

Beautiful

[slim hamlet]

I know

[vale thunder]

Are you perhaps a doctor

[slim hamlet]

Yes

I am totally a legit medical professional

Another good sentence

[signal pagoda]

Skibidi

[torpid flower]

Hunter has acquired a tractor

[jade bronze]

Fr

[latent prairie]

Favorite icecream flavour?

[cosmic osprey]

Nobody cares haz nobody cares

[astral eagle]

john why you gotta be so rude

[wise bridge]

@cosmic osprey I got it running

[cosmic osprey]

They’ve been doing this chit all afternoon

[cosmic osprey]

Niceeee

[astral eagle]

ah

[astral eagle]

wat you get running

[wise bridge]

A bike

[astral eagle]

ah

[wise bridge]

I’m gonna get a torque converter for it

[astral eagle]

what kinda bike

[manic inlet]

the Venezuelan Economy

[astral eagle]

the do fuggin what

[manic inlet]

highly Josh response

[cosmic osprey]

One of the Coleman minibikes at tsc or I’d guess rural king too

[astral eagle]

ah

[torpid flower]

@jade bronze got that

He is the president after all

Oh

Guatemala

[jade bronze]

of Guatemala

[torpid flower]

My b

B

NOT THAT LETTEE

[jade bronze]

smh my head the disrespect

[torpid flower]

THAT LETTER WAS A ACCIDENT

[jade bronze]

uh huh

[torpid flower]

Them chitters great

[long turret]

New stage

Not a ton of spotlights compared to the last stage but the walkway has about 30 bar LEDs lining it

[cosmic osprey]

Nobody asked you

[torpid flower]

Ain’t no needa be mean now

[wise bridge]

Baja warrior

200 cc

[abstract viper]

better than my doctor

[mild nacelle]

Mine just looks like my print but worse

I genuinely feel sad when i have to sign a card or something

[signal pagoda]

THE DISRESPECT

[manic inlet]

what in the hell

[jade bronze]

Exactly bro these people have no respect

[mild nacelle]

Car

[signal pagoda]

Car

[jade bronze]

Car

[urban flax]

car

car

[lone shard]

Car

[urban flax]

car

[lone shard]

Car

Car

[urban flax]

car

[lone shard]

Car

[urban flax]

car

[lone shard]

Car

[urban flax]

ca

[lone shard]

Car

[urban flax]

r

[lone shard]

Car

[urban flax]

aca

[lone shard]

Car

Car

Car

[urban flax]

car

[lone shard]

Car

CarCar

Car

CarCar

Car

Car

[urban flax]

car

[lone shard]

Car

[urban flax]

car

[lone shard]

Car

Car

[urban flax]

car

[lone shard]

Car

Car

[urban flax]

car

[lone shard]

Car

[urban flax]

car

[lone shard]

Car

Car

CarCar

Car

[urban flax]

car

car

car

car

[lone shard]

Car
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[urban flax]

car

car

[signal pagoda]

car

Car

Car

Car

Car

[jade bronze]

Car

Car

[abstract viper]

thats messed up man

[mild nacelle]

What did I start

[jade bronze]

Car

[mild nacelle]

Car

[signal pagoda]

Car

[jade bronze]

Car

[mild nacelle]

Car

[jade bronze]

Car

[mild nacelle]

Car

[signal pagoda]

Car

[jade bronze]

Car

[mild nacelle]

Car

[cosmic osprey]

Quit spamming

[lyric furnace]

Car

[little tapir]

Car

[jaunty ingot]

spamming deez nutz

[mild nacelle]

Der👍

[jade bronze]

Der👍

[mild nacelle]

Apologies in advance to the mods

[gloomy locust]

Larry

[mild nacelle]

?

[mossy badge]

My Minecraft character is just better

[mild nacelle]

Leaves? Voodoo

[little tapir]

To the people who understand Hockey and the NHL…
Do you call this interference, boarding, charging, or what’s the penalty on the play

I did get one, but you ain’t gonna believe what it was

[lament harness]

Der👍

[signal pagoda]

Skibidi

[jade bronze]

same

[signal pagoda]

Same

Your skibi

Di

[carmine shard]

Mornin'

[lament harness]

https://tenor.com/view/skibi-di-skibidi-skibidi-toilet-meme-memes-gif-16723559219707268536

[sick briar]

me watching someone call all of my music the same because it's Japanese

yeah all western music is the same cos it's all english

smhmh

[slim hamlet]

People wish they could write like me

[slim hamlet]

I don't really like you

[obsidian bay]

jailable offense

[slim hamlet]

Feel like you cannot recognize talent

[slim hamlet]

Have you practiced a lot?

[silent harbor]

morning

dose anyone know what this feller is

[obsidian bay]

thats a noodle

whereabouts are you located?

I would say it looks like a black racer - but

[silent harbor]

central Florida

[silent harbor]

cuteeeeee

[obsidian bay]

Sticking to my guess
Southern Black Racer

[balmy acorn]

Erm

This morning i had a dream

That i gave birth to a little boy

And then woke up crying cs my son wasn’t even real

Bro wasn’t alive enough to die, so I’m grieving over the loss of sum that didn’t exist 😞

[mild nacelle]

Yea

[slim hamlet]

Do you write normally with it

[mild nacelle]

I dont write

[slim hamlet]

That's why yours looks bad then

If you want a good signature or whatever, you have to write over and over

[mild nacelle]

I'll make a stamb and carry it

Stamp

[slim hamlet]

Rip to signing official documents

[slim hamlet]

Is this better

[obsidian bay]

Yes

[cosmic osprey]

Hiiii tyk

[balmy acorn]

Grah

We had a pep rally

[obsidian bay]

Hi hi hi

Nice stickers

[cosmic osprey]

Kat

[silent harbor]

katttt

[mild nacelle]

Spot the cat

[torpid flower]

How tf do you dream that

[balmy acorn]

Idk

[astral eagle]

Everyone mimi is pregnant

[fair bane]

hey

[balmy acorn]

Mimi is not pregnant

[cosmic osprey]

Damn you’re gonna have a kid????

[astral eagle]

Oh what the hell

[cosmic osprey]

😂

[astral eagle]

John made it weird

[hard sentinel]

schizophrenia in a nutshell

[balmy acorn]

Mimi was pregnant in a dream 💔

[cosmic osprey]

Didn’t know Mimi was one of your 2000 online girlfriends

[hard sentinel]

I can't even imagine dreaming about having parasites

I mean children

[astral eagle]

💀

[balmy acorn]

Bruh

[sick briar]

I wonder if ultimate hunting has a scheduled release date

[hard sentinel]

the game feels too good to be true, tbh, but that's just me

[silent harbor]

my dream last night was i had to get ready for work ( i dont have a job)

[midnight vine]

Largest tiger specimen possibly

[hard sentinel]

worst nightmare

[vale thunder]

Howdy

[vale thunder]

I was on a cross country road trip with my best friend

We were like all the way in Chicago and the Great Lakes region

[silent harbor]

yo

[vale thunder]

Yoooooo

[mossy badge]

Real

[vale thunder]

Wsg foxtrot

Hola Seamus

[silent harbor]

hru tuck truck buck

[mossy badge]

And the scary part, you don't have friends

[vale thunder]

No the scary part is he don’t have a license

And he was driving the entire time

[mossy badge]

My wifi sucks rn, it's taking years just to send a message

[vale thunder]

Lmao

Rip

[vale thunder]

I’m doing wonderful

Figured out why my lady was so busy, now I can function again without worrying so damn much

[latent prairie]

Daily question!
Favorite noodle anyone?

[vale thunder]

Noodle as in?

Living noodle?

Hognose snake or copperheads

I almost stepped on a copperhead one time

[silent harbor]

these questions goet weirder and weirder

[vale thunder]

That was fun

[silent harbor]

did you see the snake i saw out side yesterday

[vale thunder]

No

Did you send it to me?

[vale thunder]

BROWN SNAKE!

Cuteeee

[silent harbor]

nah it was in off topic

[balmy acorn]

Lavender hognoses

[vale thunder]

Nah that’s like a

Snake snake

[manic inlet]

Hogenders

[silent harbor]

erm askhustaly its a black racer [ acourding tyk]

[latent prairie]

Gawsh you guys their food related questions

😾

[vale thunder]

Ooooo

[balmy acorn]

Grah

[vale thunder]

Idk gang I like ramen noodles

[latent prairie]

Fair

[silent harbor]

i also found this

[balmy acorn]

Rigatoni

[latent prairie]

👍👍

[latent prairie]

Thats cool

[manic inlet]

knoife

[silent harbor]

the noodle kind

[silent harbor]

noiceee

[latent prairie]

Duh

[latent prairie]

Nice 👍

[balmy acorn]

Omnomnomnomnom

[silent harbor]

idfk there all the same

[latent prairie]

🤦‍♂️

[silent harbor]

🙄

[latent prairie]

🫂

[silent harbor]

🫃

[latent prairie]

NAH

[vale thunder]

🫄

[silent harbor]

🫄

[latent prairie]

Gotta go get the milk rq

[balmy acorn]

Oh nooooooo

[mild nacelle]

@balmy acorn so who's the lucky father?

[balmy acorn]

Idk

It was js a dream, and the only people i saw in it were my parents and grandparents

[slim hamlet]

new pope

American

[mild nacelle]

Beat me

[cosmic osprey]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[mild nacelle]

And the banjos play

[open halo]

the possible popes was full of brand new thing for the papal state

[mild nacelle]

Francis was very mid

[open halo]

first african pope in 1500 years, first asian pope, of course leo the 13th?

[mild nacelle]

Oh pope is balck?

[slim hamlet]

I dont think so

[open halo]

no

it was possible

[balmy acorn]

Pope is crazy

[mild nacelle]

Sad

[open halo]

leo the 14th is from chicago

[slim hamlet]

Looks Hispanic

[vale thunder]

why are we yappin about popes

[open halo]

new one

[slim hamlet]

new pope

[mild nacelle]

I seen him before on news i bet

[vale thunder]

sweet

[mild nacelle]

The Smoke was white

[open halo]

first black pope was in 189-199 ad

[mild nacelle]

Wow

[slim hamlet]

Who was that?

[vale thunder]

well this is neat

history in the making

[mild nacelle]

Yep

[open halo]

victor 1

[slim hamlet]

He was from Africa

[open halo]

yes

[slim hamlet]

He was Berber

[mild nacelle]

Barber?

[slim hamlet]

The ethnicity

[mild nacelle]

Oh

[slim hamlet]

Yeah

[mild nacelle]

Wait so this pope will speak the English in speeches?

[slim hamlet]

Idk

do they speak latin?

[open halo]

hes bouta speak

[slim hamlet]

Im not Catholic so idk

Latin

[open halo]

yeah

[slim hamlet]

or Italian

[vale thunder]

fr?

[open halo]

hes speaking latin rn

[slim hamlet]

Its Roman Catholicism

[vale thunder]

mb wrong message

[slim hamlet]

Mass used to be held in Latin

[vale thunder]

ooo?

[slim hamlet]

Oh, got ya

[open halo]

he did the pope speach thingy in latin

[mild nacelle]

Alwaus sounds like magic when they talking

[mild nacelle]

Im not but ive fell done a hell of a rabbit hole since francis died

[slim hamlet]

Yeah

[mild nacelle]

He on the balcony

[slim hamlet]

Yeah. Speaking rn

[open halo]

hes stuttering a bit while speaking latin

[slim hamlet]

Who wouldnt tbh

[mild nacelle]

I need captions

[slim hamlet]

Vatican news

Live translation

[mild nacelle]

Supposedly he was picked by francis

[slim hamlet]

I think as a Cardinal

Thats what it means

[mild nacelle]

Yeah before death he had picked like 40 of the possible new popes if i remember

He cheating he reading it

[slim hamlet]

Idk but I think all do

[mild nacelle]

Did he say super bowl?

[slim hamlet]

No

[mild nacelle]

I heard super bowl

[slim hamlet]

when he was doing the sign of the cross?

[mild nacelle]

Whatever he was just saying

[slim hamlet]

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. ..

That?

[mild nacelle]

Ye

He only became a cardnial in 23

[slim hamlet]

In the name of the Father, the Son, and of the Holy Spirit

Thats the translation

[mild nacelle]

And the superbowl

[hard sentinel]

I want to post something really insensitive, but I will keep myself in

[mild nacelle]

Dm

Now

[hard sentinel]

no, I don't trust you enough

[mild nacelle]

Damn and all ive done

Disappointed at you

[hard sentinel]

all you've done is too much trolling

[mild nacelle]

Not always...

I can be serious just its not fun

[hard sentinel]

true

[mild nacelle]

Very Loud bells

[slim hamlet]

That was cool. First one in my lifetime

[mild nacelle]

Same

[slim hamlet]

That I watched I should say

[mild nacelle]

Yeah had to google when francis became pope lol

[slim hamlet]

13

[mild nacelle]

Ye

[latent prairie]

What happened

[mild nacelle]

The smoke was black you missed history

[latent prairie]

What smoke

[mild nacelle]

From the chimney

[latent prairie]

We have a chimney?

[mild nacelle]

Uncultured

[latent prairie]

No im just dumb

[mild nacelle]

New pope

[wise bridge]

Catholic activities I think

[latent prairie]

Im not catholic 😼

[mild nacelle]

Same

[slim hamlet]

Same, but, thought it was common knowledge... Guess not

[silent harbor]

chat should i change my name

cuz like 100 ppl have asked me if im apart of this

[hard sentinel]

their problem

[latent prairie]

Yall im craving eggrolls

😝😝

[balmy acorn]

Bruh

I ate a bagel too fast

[latent prairie]

Oh

[latent prairie]

What kind of bagel

[balmy acorn]

Plain

I can’t stand seeds on my bagels, so i’m js plain 💔

[obsidian bay]

government official or

[slim hamlet]

Doubt it would be a feddy

[silent harbor]

?

[obsidian bay]

your name

[slim hamlet]

Was a fed asking you

[fair bane]

hey tyk

[vale thunder]

😐

[vale thunder]

no

[slim hamlet]

Foxtrot is literally just f. You good

[fair bane]

nah its likable

[silent harbor]

i know i just dont want ppl to get bad ideas

[slim hamlet]

Ignore them. You may want to worry if it's like the feds who's talking

[silent harbor]

nah just ppl in public vcs

[vale thunder]

call them weird things

[slim hamlet]

You could do the same with any name

[fair bane]

what the bully 2 year old yeah they mean to me

[silent harbor]

nah adult europeon men

[slim hamlet]

You American?

[silent harbor]

yes

[slim hamlet]

Youre good

[fair bane]

who wants a g1 turkey

[slim hamlet]

Wrong chat

[fair bane]

😭

[latent prairie]

Not even blueberry bagel.

[balmy acorn]

Icky

[mild nacelle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/8qWpIrdgJdg i told yall

[cosmic osprey]

Hope it doesn’t rain

[silent harbor]

rain is good

[cosmic osprey]

No I wanna get into shenanigans

[torpid flower]

Rain makes mud

Mud makes shenanigans

Hence my name

Also cause primus song

[torpid flower]

Humans win all day. That doesn’t account the fact that gorrillas don’t know how to throw a “punch”. Also, if they gouge its eyes out it’s game over

[wild plume]

Is this 100 humans Vs 1 gorilla

Cause if it is humans win cause if they all work together then it's easy win

[manic inlet]

great apes are like incapable of throwing a punch in proper form

despite their greater muscle mass and overall strength proportional to body mass they punch really weak

and dont have grip strength that much better than ours despite being arboreal in most cases

[latent prairie]

2nd question of the day! Favorite dragon fruit kind? (This one is easy.)

[wise bridge]

What kind of question is that

[cosmic osprey]

No and I can’t hear anything

[vale thunder]

No

[latent prairie]

YES.

[hard sentinel]

There's different kinds ⁉️

[latent prairie]

Yes

[silent harbor]

no

[hard sentinel]

Aight, but I will personally stick to the one from Selenicereus

[signal pagoda]

Skibidiiiii

[latent prairie]

Favourite cheez-it flavour anyone?

[silent harbor]

white chedder crisps

[latent prairie]

NICE👍👍😼

[latent prairie]

Anybody willing to buy me 70$ of sunflower seeds?

👍👍😝😝

[slim hamlet]

Nah

[silent harbor]

nope my pockets are empty

[mild nacelle]

Saluton

70 for seeds???

Theu magic??

[silent harbor]

prolly like 50 pounds

[mild nacelle]

By less

Car

[mossy badge]

Anybody willing to buy me some worms

Me gwan go fishing

[mild nacelle]

Ah thought you was hungry

[mossy badge]

Car

[mild nacelle]

Go pick up a pot or rock

[mossy badge]

That's what ant piles are for🤦‍♂️

This is literally me

[silent harbor]

pick off the ground

[mild nacelle]

Your a german shepherd???

[silent harbor]

put em in ya pocket

[silent harbor]

weird looking fish

[mild nacelle]

https://youtu.be/LKP6LUlrd1s a guide to staring a cult accidentally of course tho

[silent harbor]

🫃

[vale thunder]

salutations

[silent harbor]

greetings fine shyt

gn tuckeltinn tuckeltoes tinkerberry the 4th

[vale thunder]

gn

[sick briar]

chat i might be cooked

down from t500 to diamond 2 40%

[slim hamlet]

Goty

[mild nacelle]

Big staby stick

[slim hamlet]

Umbra ftw

[golden nebula]

What profile pic is best?

[mild nacelle]

Im so gos dam tired of damn discord join a server cant speak because the seamles bugless perfect app that is discord

[mild nacelle]

All look like shi ai

[golden nebula]

Just pick what you think is the best

[mild nacelle]

/○|
\
|₩₩[--)
|₩₩[--)
|₩₩|
|₩₩[--)
|₩₩[--)
/ /

Dose that look like a dog

Im proud of meself

[sick briar]

ai slop

[sick briar]

bro posted an electric feel bass cover years ago where he did a big overdramatic jump that looked corny af and everyone made fun of him for it and people are still mentioning it

[rare veldt]

Last one looks best

It looks a bit too cartoon-ish for me but I prefer realistic stuff Although, I don’t care who makes it as long as it’s free

[whole nest]

IM LOOSING AT A KAHOOT

AHHH

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[whole nest]

nvm

IM 2ND

[rare veldt]

The come back!

[whole nest]

RAHHH

[rare veldt]

Yes

Very nice

[whole nest]

thank you

[rare veldt]

Np 😁

[whole nest]

AHH IT DIDNT LET ME CLICK

[rare veldt]

Oof

I’ve never played Kahoot

Is it a good game?

[whole nest]

im beating a bunch of kids at this

[rare veldt]

It is a great game

[whole nest]

:3

[rare veldt]

Lol nice

[wet tartan]

Me and bro cook?

[slim hamlet]

Outfits?

[wet tartan]

The photo

[rare veldt]

Beautiful

[wet tartan]

Thank yoy

You*

[rare veldt]

Np

[wet tartan]

Moments later I was pushed off the cliff

[rare veldt]

“It’s just a prank bro” The prank

[wet tartan]

I mean I did kinda accidentally shoot a dog

[rare veldt]

Low-key deserved to be pushed off then

Actually, what did the dog do?

[wet tartan]

Yk how there's aim assist in red dead

[rare veldt]

Ye

[wet tartan]

I tried hip firing against my freind in a duel and it locked onto the dog

[rare veldt]

I have on occasion played it

[wet tartan]

Nice

[rare veldt]

Oh

[obsidian bay]

[rare veldt]

Accidental

[wild plume]

What game

[wet tartan]

Red dead 2

[rare veldt]

In my books, they should not have been standing so close to the deal

[wet tartan]

Exactly

[wild plume]

Oh okay what's that rated like 16 or 18?

[rare veldt]

18

It’s a great game

[wild plume]

Just wondering cause might play it with my buddy and he's only 17 and his mum doesn't let him play 18 games (I'm only 20 so it's not weird being friends with a 17 year old)

[rare veldt]

Basically a bunch of not safe for work stuff

[rare veldt]

Just stick to the hunting and fishing and you’ll be fine

Don’t go to the bars

[wet tartan]

Or the missions

[rare veldt]

Fr

[wet tartan]

Actually stay away from towns cause you'll kill someone

[rare veldt]

We weren’t question you?

[rare veldt]

Fr

[wild plume]

Huh

[wet tartan]

Ye

[rare veldt]

Being friends with people who are younger than you is normal

[wild plume]

Like being 50 and being friends with a 17 year old or something

[rare veldt]

I do that all the time (I’m the 17-year-old)

[wild plume]

Lol

[rare veldt]

Lol

[wet tartan]

I'm 14 and play that game it's sick asf

[wild plume]

Bye bye sleep time for me lol

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[rare veldt]

Lol have a good one

[wet tartan]

Night night

My freind also kinda jumped off the cliff with me after so he got shot very badly

[rare veldt]

Bro was like, guess I’ll follow

[wet tartan]

Bro pushed me off then straight up said oh now I'm lonely bye bye

[rare veldt]

That’s how it be though! 🤣

[wet tartan]

Yh but the funniest thing is his horse followed 🤣

[rare veldt]

The horse was like Welp 💀

[wet tartan]

Mine was smart and waited in town

[rare veldt]

Your horse has way too much self-preservation

[wet tartan]

Yes

[rare veldt]

Bro should’ve been a loyal and sacrifice them self

Is bro cooking?

[wet tartan]

Wisdom

[rare veldt]

Fr

[wet tartan]

Nah I didn't have to wait 2 minutes for my horse

[rare veldt]

Oh yeah that’s true

[wet tartan]

Yea

[rare veldt]

Never mind, bro should not be loyal

[wet tartan]

Yes

[rare veldt]

I was jumped by a girl the other day it was crazy

[wet tartan]

But women are tiny and weak?

[rare veldt]

Not South African ones

Trust me

[wet tartan]

Well yh bc of African

[rare veldt]

Also, that was out of pocket asf 🤣

[wet tartan]

Ye

[rare veldt]

You are 10 out of 10 not gonna lie

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/look-up-scared-willem-dafoe-gif-17761333

[slim hamlet]

Morning everyone

Suit

[balmy acorn]

Morning

[latent prairie]

Goodmorning everybody

[sturdy vector]

Hello

[sturdy vector]

Hru

[golden nebula]

I used the YouTube ai. And I also think that one looks the best

[rare veldt]

Lol YouTube has an AI???

[obsidian bay]

oh

Gamertime

I gotchu this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218965693182120087/1343355570257789040/legion_takeover.gif

[silent harbor]

catwitch

[wet tartan]

Me?

[rare veldt]

Yes

[wet tartan]

Thanks dude

[rare veldt]

No problem bro

[latent prairie]

Question of the day!

Favorite Sandwich anyone?

[night spire]

I'd take the fox, that's my attitude these days

[silent harbor]

bean samich

[latent prairie]

Zat is a Tibetan fox

And zat mouse is a long eared jerboa

😼😼👍👍

[obsidian bay]

Pallas cat is a ringer

but I feel like the potoo is 100% gonna be the dark horse of the bunch

bro's basically kirby

[silent harbor]

it reminds menof this one dragon from how to train a dragon

it was really big and had a horn sound

[night spire]

Looks like other things . . .

[night spire]

Braincells -5000

[obsidian bay]

tellin ya.

Underdog

he's the psyduck of the creatures

[rare veldt]

My wife 👍🏼

[latent prairie]

What?

[silent harbor]

there eyes aint right

[cosmic osprey]

👀

[silent harbor]

peak

[slim hamlet]

Why are y'all sizes weird for shirts?

[obsidian bay]

hä?

[lyric furnace]

Some nice cumulus congestus