🦝︴off-topic

[short fox]

Does anyone follow paleontological studies of prehistoric Deer? If so do y'all know the validity of Antifer niemeyeri and Antifer crassus?

[jovial flare]

No but I day drink and smoke a pack of Marlboro reds what’s your favorite fish from the Devonian sea

[rare veldt]

Random

[jovial flare]

Gotta keep them on there toes

[rare veldt]

Fr

[west oar]

Hey kids, you like violence? You want to see me shoot myself in the eyelids?

[rare veldt]

Yes

I would

[wild plume]

big back

[west oar]

Duck man is back

[rare veldt]

I don’t think he ever left

I’ve seen bro a lot

[short fox]

Hmmm.... That's a tough one. The only one I really know is Dunkleosteus.

[jovial flare]

But no seriously the question about the Devonian sea was serious like who are you if you don’t like a prehistoric battle royal of fish.

[wild plume]

bruh

[rare veldt]

Bro

[wild plume]

i can't send gifs anymorr

[jovial flare]

Orthscanthus is personally a fav of mine and cladoselache

These are genuses of ectint fish btw

[rare veldt]

Nice

[jovial flare]

Not exact species

[rare veldt]

They taste good??

[west oar]

Guess who's back? It's the DMV

[rare veldt]

Jokes on them I don’t even know who they are

[jovial flare]

Probably

[short fox]

Ah, okay. 👍

[west oar]

The IRS is back to take your life savings and your wife

[rare veldt]

You can have my wife, leave my damn savings alone!!!

[west oar]

Mm, no, you owe taxes

[rare veldt]

I will pay my wife as the taxes

[west oar]

Free slave labor?

[rare veldt]

Yes which wife do you want?

[wild plume]

you got more then one?

[west oar]

How many wives do you have?

[rare veldt]

516

[wild plume]

i got 420

[rare veldt]

…

[short fox]

What's y'alls favorite extinct deer species? Mines Cervalces latifrons, the Broad-fronted Moose.

[wild plume]

wtf

that's random

[rare veldt]

My favourite do be Irish elk

[rare veldt]

Yes but it is a good question

[wild plume]

yeah i guess

[west oar]

I feel like merging without looking

[short fox]

That's a good pick.

[rare veldt]

So how many wives do you want and which ones?

[rare veldt]

I want to have one on my wall and in my freezer

[west oar]

3

[rare veldt]

Kk

You can come pick them up Wednesday next week if that good for you at 12 at night

[west oar]

What? Just a human ice dispenser

[rare veldt]

Make sure you bring some vodka and beer

[rare veldt]

No I want the Irish elk

[west oar]

I'll bring the good stuff from a Mig's radio thingy

[rare veldt]

Good 😊

[west oar]

My driving juice, Jack Daniel's, one second

[rare veldt]

Kk

[west oar]

I'm druck

[rare veldt]

Dude at seven in the morning

That’s crazy

[west oar]

Drunk pur dving rgulatuons

[rare veldt]

Ah yes

Don’t want to be breaking the law✨

[west oar]

Officer, I'm supposed to merge without looking and endanger everyone else with no regrets

[rare veldt]

Yes 🫡

[west oar]

I would like to file a complaint with your department, my name is ke- I mean Karen.

[rare veldt]

🤣

[west oar]

Mfs just be going I'm not dealing with a Karen, I'm not with this department

[rare veldt]

Very real

Sorry Karen I don’t work in this area here’s your ticket

[west oar]

Dead ass, a Karen walks in, I just leave, regardless if I paid or not

[rare veldt]

Ahhahhahahahah

[west oar]

I'm not listening to a grown adult act like a 3 year old

[rare veldt]

Luckily where I work Karens cannot invade

[west oar]

Good

[rare veldt]

Real

[rare veldt]

Yes

I don’t not like Karens

Like if you have something against me One V one me bro

[west oar]

If I see a Karen, I'm just leaving, dead ass

[rare veldt]

Good

[west oar]

Literally just autistic Karen

[rare veldt]

lol yes

[west oar]

Karen just screaming, and me just trying to pay for my groceries.

[rare veldt]

Ya

Bro let me buy the Damned meat I am hungry!

[west oar]

Meat that you must grill

[rare veldt]

Yes

[west oar]

Ribeye steak is really good on the grill

[rare veldt]

I like venison but beef is good every now and then

I shall have to try ribeye

I may have had it before but I don’t remember

[west oar]

I actually have not tried venison

[rare veldt]

Genuinely I’m in shock

[wild plume]

what

[rare veldt]

Where do you live

I shall bring you some

[wild plume]

no deerland

lol

[rare veldt]

Lol

[west oar]

I will say that I'm in the midwest

[wild plume]

what country

[west oar]

United States of Unhealthy food

[rare veldt]

Damn bro

Lmao

[wild plume]

more then 50% of usa is fat people

[west oar]

Are McDonald's nuggets even made from chicken anymore? Probably not.

[short fox]

That would be a big wall mount and full freezer.

[wild plume]

i don't think so

[rare veldt]

That’s the point

[west oar]

Free ice dispenser

[rare veldt]

That way I never run out of venison

[wild plume]

the rump is like the worst part i had some the other day and it sucked

[west oar]

So you can not worry about having no ice again

[rare veldt]

Put it in a stew and it’s great

[wild plume]

i will try next time

[rare veldt]

Yes that is a good idea

[rare veldt]

That’s what I do with the back legs put them in a stew 😁

Whole things

[wild plume]

my slow cooker ain't that big

[rare veldt]

Well you don’t put the leg hole you cut the bone out and put it into cubes

[short fox]

No a Irish Elk lol

[rare veldt]

I can do the entire back leg of a Roe deer in a pot

[west oar]

No, your father

[rare veldt]

Bro is people hunting💀

[wild plume]

he said he's mentally phycotic

idk how to spell it

[rare veldt]

Fair

[west oar]

An Irish Elk won't work as an ice dispenser

[rare veldt]

That’s a great point

[short fox]

You can make an Irish Elk mount into an ice machine.

[rare veldt]

True

[west oar]

That makes sense, unlike my friends nonsense

My friend being Grimm

I have a idea, we take a woman home and use her as the ice dispenser.

[rare veldt]

Women don’t produce ice though…🤔

[west oar]

Good thinking

[rare veldt]

?????

What do you mean good thinking

[west oar]

So, we have the dispenser, but where the hell are we going to get ice?

[rare veldt]

Boil the ocean

Get rid of the salt boom perfection

[west oar]

Well ice is just frozen water, so if we automate the process of making ice in a compact way, then we have our problem solved

[rare veldt]

Yes

And we didn’t need to violate any human rights to do it

[west oar]

By purchasing conveyer belts and other parts from the internet, then we can assemble the parts

[rare veldt]

Yes easy dub

[west oar]

And violate human rights

[rare veldt]

🤣 if you want to

[west oar]

The people are the dispensers

[rare veldt]

Ah yes

[west oar]

Slavery

[rare veldt]

Yes

[west oar]

Reject human, turn to donkey

[rare veldt]

Agree

[sick briar]

[rare veldt]

Bro on his way to say something

[west oar]

Hello

[sick briar]

this chat is full of schizos

[west oar]

How did you know?

[rare veldt]

Yeah

(might be onto us)

[west oar]

He's onto us

[rare veldt]

lol unfortunately yes

Quick destroy the evidence!

[west oar]

Officer, NOT MY HARD DRIVE

[rare veldt]

Oh no not the hard drive

[west oar]

NOT MY SEARCH HISTORY

[rare veldt]

Oh shoot

Bro is finished😭

[west oar]

OH NO, HE HAS MY SEARCH HISTORY

[rare veldt]

Bro is cooked, fried, and boiled

[short fox]

Bruh... what did this chat devolve into.

[rare veldt]

Idk

[west oar]

Insanity

[rare veldt]

Never mind I know now

[west oar]

And schizophrenia

It devolved into the new Call of Duty game.

[rare veldt]

Good thing October fire

Otherwise I’d be cooked

[rare veldt]

Bro got lucky

[west oar]

I noticed that Nov is Venom

[rare veldt]

Mentally insane woman for mentally insane man

[west oar]

Jan is P. Diddy

[rare veldt]

Yes that is my brother’s birth month

[west oar]

He's done for

[rare veldt]

Yes

My other brother got Ronaldo

[west oar]

They are officially gay, starting now

[rare veldt]

💀

They do be straight they just got unlucky

There’s this new thing known as making a life partner disappear

How do you think I Deal with 516 wives

[west oar]

Venom gonna give him the white venomous substance

[rare veldt]

Oh no

[west oar]

Yeah

[rare veldt]

Shoot

Oh well sucks to be him

[west oar]

Venom probably oiling him up right now

[rare veldt]

Bro

[west oar]

?

[rare veldt]

He sitting behind me right now

[west oar]

Oh my God

[rare veldt]

I have to go defend super earth

The aluminate are getting too close

[west oar]

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing yo do in the winter?

[rare veldt]

??

[west oar]

Skiheeing

[rare veldt]

That’s a good one

[west oar]

Bro, why did the chicken cross the road?

[rare veldt]

Idk

[west oar]

To go to the chicken strip

Did he die?

I think he died

[rare veldt]

Yes I’m dead

I gtg

I shall chat at some later point

[west oar]

Alright

[gilded steppe]

I forgot my Sports stuff

🥀

[wild plume]

so you doing sports in jeans

[gilded steppe]

No dude i can not play Sports

[wild plume]

why

i done it in jeans

but that's good excuse to get out of doing sports

[summer tundra]

Hi olof

[sick briar]

oh boy it's almost time to do my Anki decks

[slim hamlet]

Why is someone from Turkey saying in a group chat that my USPS package is lost

[prime gate]

they want to return your special mail. lmao

[silent harbor]

hacked possibly??

[prime gate]

absolutely a scam either way.

[silent harbor]

naahh there just a hard working usps worker

[prime gate]

can't teach that kind of work ethic nowadays

[astral eagle]

i get them 24/7

[rough lynx]

Pov cats

[slim hamlet]

No. Just a standard scam trying to get info

[slim hamlet]

You need to get your mail in order

[obsidian bay]

I'mma need all of you to start using the pet channel 😭

[silent harbor]

pretty color

[gilded steppe]

Floki said no

😌

[gilded steppe]

Yes, This is the room from my sister

[silent harbor]

what

[gilded steppe]

Oh you mean the dog…

😭

[obsidian bay]

Yeah well.. Use the right chat please. 🙃

[silent harbor]

yes😭

[gilded steppe]

Speak to floki, Not to me

Jk, ofc

[slim hamlet]

Rip. The place I get my monster from didn't have any of the good flavors. Had to go with a reign

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/womp-womp-conan-coco-gif-22970579

[gilded steppe]

I LOVE Toffifee

😌

[silent harbor]

i cast FIRE BALL🧙‍♂️

[slim hamlet]

How's it going

[obsidian bay]

p okay

boutta go walk the doggalootie

one of my plants is growing like crazy

(its a lie a few of them are)

brought home a new monstera a couple weeks ago and its throwing out so many baby leaves

[sick briar]

[slim hamlet]

Sweet

Honestly, if I ever got plants, they would be plastic

[sick briar]

oh boy time to go and do my 180 Anki cards

(I'm gonna remember nothing)

[obsidian bay]

its trial by fire

I've lost a few

I def didnt do well over winter - anxiety/seasonal depression hit kinda hard and I didnt water as often as I should

so some are recovering and others are thriving

[cosmic osprey]

I killed a cactus

[obsidian bay]

surprisingly not hard

[cosmic osprey]

I forgot to water it

[slim hamlet]

Rip

[sick briar]

pain

[open halo]

i have been sick

[native wyvern]

guys am i cooked???

[open halo]

maybe

i came into religion after missing last week and just saw the word "antisemitism"

[abstract viper]

Buckle up

[open halo]

yeah

i didnt even know we were onto judeism

[twilit forum]

Why would you be?

[mild nacelle]

Seen slower had slower

[vale thunder]

Hola

[slim hamlet]

Guten Tag

[lament harness]

Oblivion remaster is 🔥🔥🔥

[slim hamlet]

It's going to be one hell of a game

[lament harness]

I didn’t know they released it lmao. It shadow dropped during their reveal

[slim hamlet]

Do you know what date it is coming out?

[lament harness]

It’s out now

[slim hamlet]

Sht? On all platforms????

[vale thunder]

Hi pookums

[lament harness]

Yessir. I only found out it was released because I looked it up on the Xbox store

[slim hamlet]

Damn. I need to buy it. Too bad I'm not near my Xbox right now.

[lament harness]

It’s on gamepass if you have it

[slim hamlet]

Is it better on Xbox or my gaming laptop...

[slim hamlet]

Hell yeah

Imagine this is a different flavor

[sinful owl]

Found a cool looking rock not long ago

[mild nacelle]

It looks like a deformed egg

[sinful owl]

Turns out it was qaurtz

[mild nacelle]

Cool

[balmy acorn]

Gyatt

[torpid flower]

Meet thistle

[torpid flower]

Also @obsidian bay

[obsidian bay]

sdhnkjfh kasKFL hdkyx

[balmy acorn]

Mmmm

Beef

[twilit forum]

Little baby 😭💖

Thistle is a perfect name for them

[slim hamlet]

Rip. Gamepass cloud requires a controller

Should I waste 50 dollars?

[twilit forum]

No

[slim hamlet]

Says you

[twilit forum]

You asked lol

Do whatcha want

[slim hamlet]

(I'm not)

[slim hamlet]

How's everyone doing

[cosmic osprey]

-# blugigi

[slim hamlet]

Fish

[west oar]

I cast Glock 19

[calm wind]

real bluegigi

[wild plume]

Wow big boi

He eating too much corn

[calm wind]

not the biggest

[cosmic osprey]

Tiny hands can make any fish look big

[calm wind]

9 inches long?

[wild plume]

I'm guessing that sun fish

[west oar]

He chonky.

[wild plume]

Is that small or big hands

[west oar]

Is it my autism or does anyone want to make pipe bombs?

[wild plume]

What

[wise bridge]

big hands

[cosmic osprey]

Not saying it’s a dink

[wild plume]

Oh

[calm wind]

small

[wild plume]

What is that compared to

[cosmic osprey]

The water bottle under it

[wild plume]

Oh

[wild plume]

So you got big hands

[cosmic osprey]

Large😂

[west oar]

Reject human, turn to donkey

[wise bridge]

it helps him when he's 6'7

[wild plume]

Oh

[cosmic osprey]

8

[wild plume]

Lol

[wise bridge]

6'7 sounds better

[cosmic osprey]

Geez buzz get it right

[wild plume]

I'm around that height

[wise bridge]

Ill take a chainsaw to your shins

bring you down to jays level

[wild plume]

Is he short

[cosmic osprey]

I’ll take a mal to your face

[wild plume]

That's the give me treats face

[wise bridge]

Furball to the face

[west oar]

Not the furball

[wild plume]

When did you have a dog

[cosmic osprey]

That’s the constant look for approval

[wild plume]

Oh yeah

[west oar]

Dude, my dog, he's a Saint Bernard pit bull mix that is basically a giant teddy bear.

[wise bridge]

chew toy

[wild plume]

Show I must see

[wild plume]

That looks disgusting

[wise bridge]

take a bite, it wont bite back

[west oar]

Imagine a giant cinnamon roll who demands cuddles

[wise bridge]

I dont think atleast

[wild plume]

I'm good

[cosmic osprey]

That’s my staferdshire terrier

[wild plume]

But not a edible one

[cosmic osprey]

However you spell it

[wild plume]

Staffordshire?

[cosmic osprey]

That

[wild plume]

That's not very big though

[west oar]

Unfortunately, not edible

[cosmic osprey]

I mean 50lbs is big enough to rip a limb out of socket

[wild plume]

Oh I thought they were small

[cosmic osprey]

Basically a pitbull

[wild plume]

Bull terrier I thought it was like a fox terrier or something

[west oar]

Watson, (my giant cinnamon roll) is basically a giant teddy bear combined with a cinnamon roll and fur

[wild plume]

Is it long hair

[west oar]

No

[wild plume]

Oh okay

[wise bridge]

@cosmic osprey Found your turkey

[wild plume]

Rip

Where's the rest

[west oar]

Watson is about 6 or 7

[wild plume]

Oh okay

I wonder if a mod is watching

[cosmic osprey]

If I’m typing they’re probably watching

[west oar]

If so, then they better not have my hard drive

[wild plume]

Yeah lol

Hopefully not

[wise bridge]

if you're active in this server they have the ban button ready'

[wild plume]

They are watching always

[west oar]

My hard drive totally is safe for work, totally

[wild plume]

I thought you were like 11

[torpid flower]

Wonder why 🤔

[long turret]

Huge pop

[slim hamlet]

I see they kept the customization

[torpid flower]

@wise bridge @abstract viper y’all are fish and reptile people right?

[abstract viper]

fish

buzz more the lizard guy

[abstract viper]

y

[lament harness]

I almost pressed it, maybe I shouldn’t be so eager to do it😆

[abstract viper]

you wont

[lament harness]

Bet

I should play Destiny again, I haven’t played in months

[abstract viper]

once this semester is over ill start back

[torpid flower]

I wanna ask his opinion on a lizard I want

Or a fish

[torpid flower]

Don’t do it

[wise bridge]

I dabble in both

[torpid flower]

What do you know about gargoyle geckos

[abstract viper]

They are pretty is the extent of my knowledge

[wise bridge]

Out of your bracket

They’re the step up from a crested gecko pretty much

[torpid flower]

What is in my bracket

[wise bridge]

Beginner

Created Gecko, Leopord gecko, Corn snakes, Blue tongue skink

[slim hamlet]

Not a taipan?

[wise bridge]

Inland taipan

[torpid flower]

Bet

How big a terrarium I need

[wise bridge]

It literally depends on the animal

[abstract viper]

3 gallons should work

[sick briar]

im 99% sure Zuckerberg and twitch are stalking my every move

yesterday I went into Fremantle and went on the Ferris wheel there and then literally an hour after I'm back I see a video uploaded on Instagram which was taken in Fremantle and it was from some rock climbing guy who climbs trees and he was at the top of the tree videoing the Ferris wheel (the treeline and Ferris wheel are like the same height) while I was on the Ferris wheel and there's literally me in the video

and now suddenly twitch is recommending my Japantubers after I started studying Japanese for no reason eventhough I don't use twitch to do anything but watch my friends Livestream to give her a viewer

[jovial flare]

Congrats on realizing that your phone listens to you

And that there’s targeted adds

Not many people recognize it

Some do

[manic inlet]

greetings potter

[sick briar]

zuckerberg definately stalks my location to send me ads or targeted reels

and my search history

[sick briar]

born to be a Japanese highschool girl forced to be a big black man

also the romaji for the Japanese is sukidakara (idk the translation I just know Suki means "like/affection")

[sturdy vector]

Hi

[umbral cobalt]

Pardon me while I vomit in my mouth again

https://biologicaldiversity.org/w/news/press-releases/trump-administration-moves-to-gut-habitat-protections-for-endangered-wildlife-2025-04-16/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR53FdGn6Rulth26iUQxVOKsaQA6FvR3nSpg8P-RBfrDI_bJfp6mzwMLoNnYRw_aem_RUjPPefK_-bFZCoFR2aOpg

Trump Administration Moves to Gut Habitat Protections for Endangered Wildlife (April 16, 2025)

• notice : WILDLIFE RELATED

This the title of the article and please don’t go ham because there is a name in the title. Read and try to understand the topic before jumping to anything

With continuous decision like this, it will make many endemic american species 6 feet underground by the end of 2029

“The [redacted for sensible hearts] administration issued a proposed rule today that would rescind nearly all habitat protections for endangered species nationwide. These protections for the places where endangered plants and animals live are crucial to ensuring they don’t go extinct.”

Yellowstone might as well be huntable by 2029 if it continues like that 🤬

And yeah, i’m pissed

[long ember]

I am too

Day ruined

I'm so sad now

He already got a lot of rangers laid off of work

[umbral cobalt]

Indeed, probably 75-80% of people in science will not have their jobs.

By the end of this

It’s really sad

[torpid flower]

Peppered gecko

Leopard

Stupid autocorrect

[umbral cobalt]

“There’s just no way to protect animals and plants from extinction without protecting the places they live, yet the [Redacted] administration is opening the flood gates to immeasurable habitat destruction,” said Noah Greenwald, codirector of endangered species at the Center for Biological Diversity. “This administration’s greed and contempt for imperiled wildlife know no bounds, but most Americans know that we destroy the natural world at our own peril. Nobody voted to drive spotted owls, Florida panthers or grizzly bears to extinction.”

[umbral cobalt]

^

[balmy acorn]

Okay, the cross bred baby is pretty

And not an abomination

[hidden pendant]

bro let me out

[long ember]

I wanted to study mammalogy like you but now idk if I should atp

So sad

[vale thunder]

That’s just unfortunate

I’m Already starting to question his motives

[prime gate]

Only starting?

[long ember]

I wouldn't add onto it any further because iirc it's against the rules

But oh well

[prime gate]

And of all the comments you comment to mine?

[long ember]

Yeah?

@vale thunder say sorry ig

[vale thunder]

Sorry?

[prime gate]

Wth for?

[vale thunder]

Idk she tells me what to do and I’m ok with that

[prime gate]

I'm so confused.

[long ember]

I beat him if he doesn't listen fyi

Works good

Do recommend

[vale thunder]

What’s there to be confused about

[prime gate]

You condone beatings but not a passing innocuous comment.

Priority failure right there

[vale thunder]

Maybe instead of trying to start an argument online , all parties just move on with their day

[long ember]

It was a joke and I was just telling you political talk is against the rules "only starting?" Is what you said to tuck so I assumed you were going to go on a rant about Trump or whatever

[vale thunder]

Not that important to get all riled up

[long ember]

I was just giving you a heads up

[vale thunder]

I think it may be the opposite

Idk

Doesn’t matter , not important

All I know is that situation is unfortunate and it makes me disappointed

[obsidian bay]

-# or something like that

[long ember]

Hiii tykums

Tykiepoo

[obsidian bay]

disappointed is a gentle word for it.

But I apppreciate y'all goin delicately around the subject - all of you.

hOI Jayayayy

[long ember]

I already got banned from pros I wouldn't want another server

[vale thunder]

I don’t wanna be banned from here

[long ember]

Banning tuck

GET OUT

[vale thunder]

This is my happy place besides a specific town In Michigan

[lament harness]

Ok!

[long ember]

Thank you bman

[vale thunder]

😔

[lament harness]

Np. Ridding this world of bad stuff

[long ember]

Bman is the best mod

[vale thunder]

Goodbye cruel world

[long ember]

Tuck is a vile creature agreed

[vale thunder]

Truth

[vale thunder]

Real

[silent harbor]

hii burger man

[long ember]

Shut up

[lament harness]

Hi frogger

[silent harbor]

nuh uh

[lament harness]

He has been put down

[long ember]

Yeah huh

[silent harbor]

🙅‍♂️

[lament harness]

Uh oh he got rebooted

[long ember]

Yes

[vale thunder]

Hola

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-the-necromancer-unboxing-unboxing-video-gif-21698698

[silent harbor]

bonjour

[lament harness]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-the-rot-goofy-goober-silly-schizophrenia-gif-12414327510351470727

[vale thunder]

🤨

[silent harbor]

@lament harness are you a unc??

[lament harness]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-bird-gif-16835999897918525830

[vale thunder]

He’s gonna be an unc soon

[silent harbor]

drunk i think unc forgot his meds

[lament harness]

No I’m sigma🧏‍♂️

[silent harbor]

ewwww

[lament harness]

They taste bad, not gonna take

[vale thunder]

Nah

[vale thunder]

I need to take my meds

[silent harbor]

there are bugs in your skin

[vale thunder]

Stfu

[silent harbor]

peel off your skin and get em out

[vale thunder]

That’s not even funny

[lament harness]

I got worms in my skin

I can’t pull them out

[long ember]

Be nice

[long ember]

Ringworm?

[lament harness]

You be nice

[long ember]

I am nice

[lament harness]

Tapeworms. I taped a bunch of miscellaneous worms to my skin and they dug in

[long ember]

Bman I love how you just come up with this stuff on the spot

Impressive

[lament harness]

I don’t hear that a lot, thanks

[long ember]

Ofc

[silent harbor]

[vale thunder]

I have earthworms for some reason pls help

I AM NOT DIRT

HELP ME

THEY THINK IM DIRTTTTT

THEYRE EATING MEDES

[obsidian bay]

Thats just the fungus among us

[vale thunder]

😐

[silent harbor]

ba dum chisshh

[lament harness]

https://tenor.com/view/did-somebody-say-among-us-among-us-gif-18892253

[silent harbor]

sigma sigma on the wall

whos the rizzist impostor of us all

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-yellow-impostor-vent-medbay-gif-11324207033335826220

[slim hamlet]

God looks down with shame on us when someone uses brain rot terms

[silent harbor]

🤷

[slim hamlet]

37.4963917, -81.2232063

50.3150176, -88.3370549

61.7987721, 10.5403069

[lament harness]

Rizz, baby gronk, sigma, ohio, cosco guys, big boom, beta, alpha, skibidi

[slim hamlet]

So true

[slim hamlet]

This is so sigma

[lament harness]

God looks down with shame on us when someone uses brain rot terms

Sigma

[lament harness]

That’s the only guy I learn cooking from

[slim hamlet]

As you should

This looks so good

[obsidian bay]

is that a corn bread cake?

[slim hamlet]

Some roman cheese cake thing

[balmy acorn]

Kachow

[silent harbor]

🔥

[balmy acorn]

I love Careers

[sick briar]

sniffer

[umbral cobalt]

You would graduate after his term

So there is hope

[slim hamlet]

Does anyone know how to calculate one's body fat?

[gilded steppe]

Hey

[obsidian bay]

oh lord it luis

[balmy acorn]

Yessss

Me as a dog fr

[sick briar]

luis face reveal

[silent harbor]

la sandwichs

[long ember]

There is

[mild nacelle]

Toast

[twilit forum]

Shrettuce and shreese sammich?

[obsidian bay]

y'all I found a giant caterpillar walking my dog earlier and it was both pretty
and horrifying

mostly horrifying

[silent harbor]

mhm

[silent harbor]

buggg!!!

[cosmic osprey]

Looks flickable

[obsidian bay]

probably would explode because soft body

[twilit forum]

Omg little baby!! I was abt to say we need pics but ya were already on it
Hells yea

Never seen a caterpillar that looks like that tho. Curious now lol gotta look it up
Buddy looks sunburnt. Or like, do you live in a hot climate? Wonder if it’s part of his species to have that real dark stripe on the top

[obsidian bay]

I am in Austria - weather is comparable to New England

[twilit forum]

Oh hells yea. Btw, turns out it’s a goat moth :’) cossus cossus. They take 4-5 freakin years to mature !!!! That’s wild

[obsidian bay]

Are they a rare bug or something?

Should I go back out and catch it?

[cosmic osprey]

Yes

Catch and cook

[obsidian bay]

ok, send me a bug house, John

NO FRICK YOU

[silent harbor]

bug samich

[cosmic osprey]

🤣

[silent harbor]

what is the creature that was staring at me

[twilit forum]

Lol

[obsidian bay]

All I can think of is the scene from Lion King

[twilit forum]

They are scarce

[twilit forum]

Best scene

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-king-worms-simba-yummy-gif-11190801

[twilit forum]

I rewatched that a lot when I was younger lol

Precisely. Slimy, yet satisfying.

[obsidian bay]

this is actually kind of sad

I feel for him now

[twilit forum]

Right :( poor buddy

[silent harbor]

Moths are icky imo

[twilit forum]

They’re commonly found in Europe tho I saw a lot of posts from like, Sweden, Austria, and other places nearby

[silent harbor]

but like mainly the small ones

[obsidian bay]

After learning about Hornworms and how their predators kill them in some cases
I can only imagine the dude is gonna explode shortly

[twilit forum]

Ok I say commonly. But as we know it’s not common
I just mean that’s where they are mostly located haha

[obsidian bay]

this is horrible.

Moths are lovely

[twilit forum]

For real!! Moths are great

We used to catch the caterpillars around here and watch them grow them into moths

[wise bridge]

I hate em

I feed them to the wild toads

[twilit forum]

Man I hope not, poor guy 😭

[obsidian bay]

Hornworms are sad because a type of wasp inject their babies into them an then the larvae explode the hornworms and eat'em.

[silent harbor]

false

[twilit forum]

How can you hate a defenseless creature that doesn’t harm you?

[obsidian bay]

Hornworms also destroy tomatos and tobacco so like.. turnabout is fair play I guess

[wise bridge]

because the toads like eating them

[twilit forum]

That lol we kill those out here

[silent harbor]

🤝

[obsidian bay]

You tell me a luna moth is not lovely

YOU TELL ME AN ATLAS MOTH IS NOT LOVELY

[twilit forum]

I’d do smthn else w the hornworm if I knew what else to do but the only option we know is killing them to prevent them from terrorizing everything

[obsidian bay]

YOU TELL ME A JAPANESE SILK MOTH IS NOT LOVELY

[silent harbor]

Ive killed many cause 1 can destroy a decent sized tomato plant

[twilit forum]

I wanna rehome it but like there’s nowhere for it to go afaik lol they’re just invasive

[obsidian bay]

hornworms I used to feed to my chickens

[silent harbor]

the small ones are creepy

[slim hamlet]

I feel like weeping

[silent harbor]

same

[twilit forum]

THAT part
Our chickens LOVED those things

[obsidian bay]

I also bought grown ones for my bearded dragon

Rüdi would feen for them

[twilit forum]

They’d find them on their own too. You’d hear a big commotion outside and it’s because they’re all fighting to get the worm 😭😭🙏🏻 it was usually Poundcake or one of the little gold ones that got lucky hahaha

[obsidian bay]

lmao

[silent harbor]

can you feed wild caught insects to lizards and stuff?

[twilit forum]

Watching chickens play chase is funny as hell

[obsidian bay]

You should NEVER.

[silent harbor]

mine would fight over tomatoes and it look like a soccer game

[twilit forum]

Chickens are hilarious lol

[obsidian bay]

• You don't know if it touched pesticides
• You don't know if it has parasites (hornworms with the wasp larvae)
• You do not know if they are toxic
  • Guy came running into the store with his sobbing child and a limp bearded dragon -

[twilit forum]

Omg no not the story too

[silent harbor]

I did have 2 that were ( I forgot what it’s called when they try to hatch the eggs ) and they were really mean

[obsidian bay]

turns out the kid fed a firefly to the beardie as a snack, because he knew he liked bugs.
I ran out back and started trying to flush the mouth and throat - and the beardie legit died in my hands I think right when the dad handed it over to me.

Fireflies glow, obvs. and the chemical reaction to make them glow is toxic to the lizard

so.. No.
Do not feed wild insects to your pet lizards/frogs/turtles ever.

[wise bridge]

what about wild insects to our spiders

[obsidian bay]

uhhh..

[wise bridge]

checkmate

[obsidian bay]

I mean I still wouldnt risk it

simply for the parasites/pesticides part

[wise bridge]

I remember when I had my beardie he ate some bugs when I took him outside and I was so stressed out he was gonna get a parasite

luckily he never did

[slim hamlet]

How about wild insects to oneself

[silent harbor]

what about wild insects to a wild insect

[obsidian bay]

There was a person who let her beardie go outside and just eat their lawn which like

cool its eating some greens

but also it got SO impacted. it was the worst

[slim hamlet]

What about a wild insect to a wild insect to an Eldritch being?

[obsidian bay]

she brought it in, crying because his stomach was a rock and so distended

[wise bridge]

I took him outside so he could run around

[silent harbor]

Is it good to take reptiles out side?

[wise bridge]

then he decided to pill bugs on the ground

eat*

[obsidian bay]

ended up shooting some prune pureé down his gullet and about 20 minutes of warm bath later, he passed a literal thumb sized bm of grass that was all snarled up and clogging his poor guts

[wise bridge]

he ended up living like 5 more years so he didn't die of an outside parasite or anything like that

[obsidian bay]

if you are cautious and dont let them eat everything/anything - yes, for the most part.
Obviously with care towards temperature/inclement weather, some natural sunlight is good for them

[silent harbor]

also ive been thinking and i think im gonna get a snek around my birthday/use the birthday money to save up to it

[obsidian bay]

100% good plan. But please do buy appropriately for it

[wise bridge]

get ready snakes r expensive

not just them but their food

[obsidian bay]

read the reddit checklist of stuff

[silent harbor]

ofc

[obsidian bay]

if your snake eats frozen its great

[cosmic osprey]

Tykkkkk

[obsidian bay]

live can get pricey - and is risky

[obsidian bay]

yesss?

[wise bridge]

Very espensivee

[cosmic osprey]

Did you see my somewhat art project??

[silent harbor]

how expensive are we talking?

[obsidian bay]

nnnnno?

[cosmic osprey]

I’m kinda proud of it

[wise bridge]

assuming you're feeding live and have a full size ball python probably 30 dollars in rats a month

[obsidian bay]

Ayo, did you tie this??

[wise bridge]

thats an interesting pattern to say the least

[obsidian bay]

what no

lmao

[cosmic osprey]

Ya!

[obsidian bay]

if you are feeding THAT many rats, its overfeeding

[wise bridge]

I know someone whos spends 30 a month on rats cuz they're expensive

like REALLY expensive

[obsidian bay]

1 adult rat should feed 1 adult ball python for 2 months

[obsidian bay]

It looks so cool!!! have you used it yet?

[silent harbor]

then maybe snakes are something for when i have like a income🫢

[slim hamlet]

What countless hours gets you

[wise bridge]

she feeds twice a month and I think the rats are 15 a piece for adult rats

[obsidian bay]

thats SO much overfeeding 😭

[cosmic osprey]

Nope hopefully will get to this weekend

[obsidian bay]

good luck catching something!

[cosmic osprey]

I won’t😂

[obsidian bay]

shup

[cosmic osprey]

Thank you tho

[obsidian bay]

do you have IG?

[cosmic osprey]

All I catch

[wise bridge]

my chinese highfin shark didnt make it

[cosmic osprey]

Yus do i know how to work it well, no😂

[obsidian bay]

look up: shetiesflies

I love watching her make flies

[wise bridge]

I watched her

she makes it look fun

[slim hamlet]

Should I up my caffeine intake to 460 today?

[obsidian bay]

no?

[obsidian bay]

fr!!

[cosmic osprey]

Those look crazyyy

[obsidian bay]

right?

its literal art atp

[slim hamlet]

Why not? Just because I drank 300 on an empty stomach?

[obsidian bay]

you're gonna 💩

[wise bridge]

I make ice jigs but that doesnt look as fun as making flys

[silent harbor]

😈 yes

[wise bridge]

im gonna make some trolling spoons tho

[slim hamlet]

Surprisingly caffeine doesnt really do that to me that much. Just makes me have to pee a lot

[obsidian bay]

then.

....You're gonna be dehydrated

[wise bridge]

Blue box fish

[cosmic osprey]

I wouldn’t even wanna throw those they’re to nice 😂

[slim hamlet]

I do be hydrating

[wise bridge]

wait no

its a cowfish

[obsidian bay]

lmao

[slim hamlet]

goofy little thing

[silent harbor]

whos that pokemon

[obsidian bay]

cow fish are so cute

[wise bridge]

they pick at your shrimp until you get frustrated and leave

[obsidian bay]

but still cute :C

Lumpfish are also cute

https://tenor.com/view/beautiful-very-beautiful-very-powerful-very-beautiful-very-powerful-powerful-gif-4617402517948972807

[wise bridge]

I caught a filefish once

[cosmic osprey]

I caught a rock once

[twilit forum]

I rmb our local aquarium had a yellow cowfish. His name was cheese

Very cute

[lament harness]

Mines prolly around 300 I think, you should be fine at 460

Mine will be like 480 once I drink dis monster😛

[silent harbor]

Dogo

[lament harness]

Pretty doggy

[slim hamlet]

Bet ill beat you

[twilit forum]

Y’all playin the caffeine competition games are gonna FAFO. Be careful lol

Coming from someone that would drink 4-500+ every day. No bueno.
Don’t overdo it lol

[slim hamlet]

skill issue

[lament harness]

Nuh uh

[twilit forum]

Not really lol the body has its limits. If ya wanna FAFO be my guest lol

Just saying. Valid warning.

[slim hamlet]

I shall ascend to a new plane of existence

[lament harness]

I just do it every now and then, usually sub 350 a day

[slim hamlet]

I normally only do one monster

[lament harness]

Trust me I know lol. 5 or 6 years ago I had like 1500mg in one day at school. Wasn’t the funnest time

[slim hamlet]

most ive done is like 2 or 3 reigns

[lament harness]

I had like 10 nos that day

[slim hamlet]

damn

[lament harness]

High school me wasn’t smart

[twilit forum]

Precisely lol

[lament harness]

I still ain’t, but I ain’t that stupid

[twilit forum]

Yea I rmb one time I said screw it, no stores around except Starbucks so I ordered 20 shots of espresso in a cup
That was a decision for sure lol

Would not recommend. Stupid choice. No reason to do that

[twilit forum]

NOS is the ish tho

Mango is 🔥🔥

[lament harness]

I love normal nos, but Red Bull and import monster have taken me over

[twilit forum]

Both expensive and not good for you lol shoulda just ordered my usual quad cold brew but I’d already had one and an energy drink or two so 😭

[slim hamlet]

I despise coffee for some reason

[twilit forum]

Duuuude yes
Which imports have you tried? I never rly expanded on flavors but now that I can’t have them anymore I see all these awesome new flavors lol

The Red Bull was my ish. They sold the 20 oz cans where I went to school/work

Apricot, cranberry, and peach r good too
And the yellow redbull can

[lament harness]

Just the one called import

[twilit forum]

Oh that’s an actual thing?

[lament harness]

I love the seasonal Red Bulls

[lament harness]

Yeah it’s just the Spanish recipe sold as import

[twilit forum]

Lol I see
Just looked it up too, apparently it’s a little less sweet and less carbonated? Sounds dope

I used to do the zero sugar white, pipeline punch, and peach/lemonade rehabs a lot

Also hot take perhaps but rockstar energy sucks

[lament harness]

Ain’t ever had it. I’ve had venom though and it slaps for an energy drink that’s only a dollar

[gusty steeple]

I just put caffeine pills in juice

Energy drinks are way too expensive

200mg does me good

[twilit forum]

Not worth trying it imo. The “thing” was always team rockstar or monster… monster is the superior one, anyone that says rockstar is out of their mind
Had it a few times and they were all inedible. But ymmv I suppose 😅

[gusty steeple]

Redbull makes me feel good besides the citric acid which makes me congested

[twilit forum]

Never had venom but for a dollar that’s niiiice

Ah yea

Citric acid so good tho

Makes it tangy

[gusty steeple]

It's derived from black mold and there's tons of leftover mold stuck on the final product so you can be sensitive to it

[twilit forum]

Why do bodies have to be mad about yummy things lol

[twilit forum]

That may explain some things

[gusty steeple]

Yes

[twilit forum]

Never heard it’s from black mold tho that’s wild

[gusty steeple]

I try to avoid stuff with it present because I'm really sensitive to it

You can get real citric acid but it's also expensive

I think $30-40 for 1lb

[twilit forum]

Wait u mean actually aspergillus Niger or?

[gusty steeple]

Typical citric acid found in most food products is modified aspergillus Niger feces yes

[twilit forum]

I wonder if that’s what’s been causing me issues. I have digestive enzymes that include that

….mold doesn’t have feces tho

[gusty steeple]

They modify it to poo citric acid when fed sugar or corn sugar byproducts like maltodextrin

[twilit forum]

It’s mold

Oh you’re not meaning literally nvm

[gusty steeple]

Lol

Yeah

[twilit forum]

It excretes them yea lol I was like what

Interesting

Yea maybe I need to find some different enzymes haha that’s wild
I have terrible congestion and gut issues so maybe that contributes 😂😂the more ya know. Thanks lmfaooo

[gusty steeple]

I mean it's covered in endotoxin like regular feces would be so it doesn't make a difference reaction wise

[gusty steeple]

Congestion usually is directly tied to gut issues ime

[twilit forum]

Yea lol it’s just been so long idk what’s related or not anymore. I’ve had gut issues my whole life but the congestion not so much, although it gets worse at times so :p

[gusty steeple]

Coca cola would probably unironically be a better digestive. It uses phosphoric acid and that's it.

[twilit forum]

Could be related and not lol

Can’t drink soda or anything carbonated lol

Interesting factoid tho

[gusty steeple]

Could always leave it to go flat, if you want to be sad I guess

[twilit forum]

Hold on
You mentioned endotoxins but mold doesn’t let those off
Endotoxins are specific to bacteria so unless they’re adding other things in then that doesn’t add up

Lemme look

[lament harness]

So much we eat and use is derived from mold it’s crazy

[twilit forum]

Nah I can’t have sugar like that at all haha it would kill me

[gusty steeple]

Mold endotoxin is directly implicated in a lot of illnesses

[twilit forum]

Appreciate the tip tho

It can’t be an “endotoxin” if it’s mold though

It has to be something else

Endotoxin is bacteria specific

[gusty steeple]

May be a misnomer then

[twilit forum]

Unless they are introducing bacteria to the mold as well

[twilit forum]

Could be

[gusty steeple]

Mycotoxin

Misremembered names

[twilit forum]

That would be a closer option yea ahahaha

[gusty steeple]

It is legit disgusting

Some molds like penicillin yeah that's cool

But black mold being as pervasive as it is in the food supply is awful

[twilit forum]

I don’t mess w mold normally tbh I understand it’s dangers but for some reason I think I forgot these pills even have that in it ahahaha I just looked at the ingredients last night and saw that though 😅😂

Funny coincidence haha I don’t think I’ve seen you around in here while I’ve been here but thx for the info bc now I’m buying new capsules 😂

[gusty steeple]

A splash of lemon juice would do the same thing without the irritation

[twilit forum]

What do you mean?

[gusty steeple]

It has citric acid

It's an acidic citrus lol

[twilit forum]

Ohhh yeah just wasn’t sure the context 😂😂

[lament harness]

Cheese mold🤤

[twilit forum]

Cheese mold and medicine is the only mold I’m fine with

And like. Scientific research purposes maybe

For things other than food ideally

[gusty steeple]

If it's a naturally moldy cheese like Brie it's cool

[twilit forum]

Fungi in general is so awesome and useful

Very helpful

Ugh. Brie. Miss that cheese

[gusty steeple]

I really like well cooked white button mushrooms.

Raw mushrooms not so much, lots of hydrazine

[twilit forum]

The texture of raw mushrooms isn’t even tasty imo

[gusty steeple]

It's very horrible for a reason

[twilit forum]

Cooked taste much better

Right lol

[gusty steeple]

Cooked white buttons are very good for your intestine

[twilit forum]

Idk what we think is horrible someone else is gonna like haha I know people that love the sponginess but 😩nope

[twilit forum]

Not mine lol mushrooms hate me

Not a healthy relationship. I love them dearly lol

They’re so good! In everything. Mushrooms, garlic, and onions are like the best things ever lol

[gusty steeple]

Strong aromatase inhibitor

[gusty steeple]

How long do you cook them?

[twilit forum]

Usually they’re cooked really well in a stew or something fancy like a mushroom bourguignon or stroganoff type recipe

Sometimes just a little mushroom sauce is good tho 🙂‍↕️

[lament harness]

I love mushrooms (not just eating them). I’m a mycology nerd

[twilit forum]

Hell yes

[lament harness]

I almost went to school for mycology lol

[twilit forum]

That’s what I was getting at earlier when I said fungi are great tbh lol i don’t eat them much anymore but they’re just the coolest lil fellas

The way they work and all the varieties + diff types of mushrooms are awesome

[gusty steeple]

They're really neat

[twilit forum]

Why didn’tcha?

[gusty steeple]

I like how they work with trees

I am not happy with the ones killing one of my alders though

[twilit forum]

Trees and everything

[gusty steeple]

It is totally fried from Cytospora

[lament harness]

Job availability in my state for it. Plus I dropped out of college as a whole lol. Went to like 4 different ones and found out college wasn’t for me

[twilit forum]

They pretty much have a symbiotic relationship with most animals and living beings
Or at least help facilitate the whole life cycle for everything
They’re great I have lots of respect for them

If a mushroom alien were to ever try n take over the world I’d just be like ok. Yk what ur doing

[twilit forum]

Aw man that’s valid. At least ya can still nerd out abt it and learn

Even without college

Plenty of places n ways to educate yourself on things

[gusty steeple]

That's what I did

I've never spent a dime on college and I've learned a ton about human biology

[lament harness]

I always bring my thick mushroom book with me when I go walking, I love IDing them and checking my conclusions

[gusty steeple]

What I've learned isn't consensus yet, but it's becoming that way lmao, and everything I've experimented with has vindicated my research.

[sturdy vector]

Ima show u guys something you never knew

[twilit forum]

Ahahaha I have a plant book I walk around with and do the same

[twilit forum]

Awesome to look at all the “weeds” people scoff at and figure out their names n stuff

[sturdy vector]

Bc it shocked me too

[gusty steeple]

8bitdo adapter or just straight Bluetooth?

[sturdy vector]

Straight bluethooth

[twilit forum]

You can do Bluetooth w those

[gusty steeple]

That's cool

[sturdy vector]

It buggy sure

[gusty steeple]

You should hardmod your 3ds to have Bluetooth

[twilit forum]

Also pls for the love of god clean that controller

[sturdy vector]

Nah

[twilit forum]

It’s so nasty

Pls

[gusty steeple]

I can't wait to have an OLED screen to throw on that thing

[sturdy vector]

I don't use i just pulled it out

If i seriously was going to use it i would properly clean ir

[twilit forum]

How did it get that way then

😭😭

[sturdy vector]

Left in a box

[gusty steeple]

Tidy your ish

[twilit forum]

Yes ur cable management is lackluster as well

[sturdy vector]

It is what it is

[gusty steeple]

Not trying to rag on you

[twilit forum]

The cup next to the keyb scares me

The loose disks

[gusty steeple]

Just saying

[twilit forum]

No hahahaha

For real

[sturdy vector]

I use this stuff i am a messy person

[gusty steeple]

I would go insane

[sick briar]

Anki time

[twilit forum]

Nah I feel it but from one messy person to another it’s still wise to keep ur disks in a box and ur cables should be tied up and properly managed so they don’t get snagged or anything too

[gusty steeple]

My life turns to sh¡t if I let my desk get that way

[twilit forum]

Careful w the liquids next to keybs I thought I was immune too but I’ve broken a laptop and a keyboard by doing that

I’m like super careful abt stuff like that and it still happened so I have rules now lol

[sturdy vector]

This keyboard is sort of immune to it

It uses a solid piece of metal

[twilit forum]

If any liquid touches the electronic parts it’s toast

[sturdy vector]

That covers it from the board

[twilit forum]

Yes metal and liquids don’t mesh my dude

[gusty steeple]

It's about corroding the circuits

[sturdy vector]

I have spilled stuff on my other g915

I was quick to clean it

Before it damaged the keyboard

[twilit forum]

You under estimate how liquid moves if u think a metal covering is gonna protect the rest of the internal components

At the very least ur keys r gonna get gross

At worse you have a broken keyb

[sturdy vector]

That keyboard is fine btw i use it and i clean it daily

[gusty steeple]

Unironically thought you were a Linux user with how many cables and other things were on the desk

No shade

[twilit forum]

Aspiring Linux user

[sturdy vector]

I have linux

[twilit forum]

LOL

[gusty steeple]

Many such cases.

[twilit forum]

No shade again but lol

Ya called it

[sturdy vector]

I have manjaro

[twilit forum]

I could tell from talking to u that u use Linux

[gusty steeple]

I used Arch for like all of 3 months and that entire time my desk was straight from Hell.

I went back to baremetal windows and it was fine.

[sturdy vector]

I would main it if it worked with my wheel

[slim hamlet]

Mercury....

[sturdy vector]

I love linux it gives alot of control