#🦌︴general
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i think it would be cool
White gold tiger
but they're difficult to really find cause they're underwater a LOT of the time
even if its sum u can see or that u have to look out for not necessarily just hunt
Guys my tummy feels better
Water bottle
how are the babies
wow
loud
How are you saying this after giving birth GO LOVE YOUR BABIES
lmfao congrats you two
Ong fellow pencil arms
dr took babies
Yeah you should’ve been a good boy
hmmm that's not a clam
BABIENAP
RIGGED
thank you
be careful they dont accidentally switch them around
But you haven’t been so he stole them
are they identical?
No they are triplets
ill remember which baby is which with my powers
Just plopped out some freshly baked humans and goes on discord lmao
can triplets not be identical?
It was a stupid joke mb 😭
"damnnn!! anyway"
holy what luck 😭
ohh/. i get it now
Better give them the right birth certificate
yeah tell me about it
my bad happie im a lil autistic with it
me too 😭
So that is like a very small chance that they are triplets and identical
espically bc twins run in her family so we thought it would be frat
There told you about it
and its genetic so so are those 3
Gl with that
whats it like to have 5 kids now
Did you just became a parent?! Congrats!!!
Baddog doing a money spread with babies now 😭
i already had kids but i got more
wayy more
3 babies sound like a nightmare
Adding to the collection
it wont be that bad
Which one did yall name Seamus?
Maybe
copium
I'm not a baby fan in general lol 1 would be too much for me
we have a small army of nannies
@wanton zealot are you proud of me
Army 😭
why yall loaded
Me too, 0 is the perfect amount 😭
if yall need me ill be on paternity leave
0 babies and a German shepherd is my dream
for the rest of the year cuz im lazy
ones a herpetologist and one owns a business 😭
So like am i a sibling now
i thought scientists were broke
youre adopted son
apparently not
True! 0 human babies and plenty of fur babies
the income is very not proportional
🤝
unfortunate
Bouta make me care for all 3 babies 😭
as long as you guys can make it work
The struggle is real guys
Too much work
no its good bc i can lie about my income and gamble
My payment is i get to look at haunted’s snakes once a week
We need one of these for every map
Don’t forget the caiman
I’m bite sized nty
i lwk forgot about son
I could use a bagel bite as a floatie
i love bagel bites
Never had them im in europe
Being a little too generous
L european
Billy did you see the most perfect reference of all time
Your happie so tiny they could hula hoop with a Cheerio
No
whenever im in europe i lose like 10 lbs from starving
Ive been grinding raccoon dogs
the german knock off of my glorious king's treat taste awful
How perfect.
I’m just too good at being perfect i need a new category
guys i cant wait for jaguars 😻 💞
You are either perfect or you aren't me 🗣‼️
i think they're gonna be more terrifying than tigers
Is that a muntjac
despite hopefully being more evasive
nah
Looks like a red brocket
no idea what it is though
oh true
Wow never heard of em
I saw roe deer and fallow deer today omw home
Bro is gonna be a spike all his life 😭
Istg every black white raccoon dog is making me trip out
I keep thinking they are the pie I want
if i was a racoon i think i would try to get adopted by some fat middle age woman
Baddog stop typing go comfort your wife or something she has to recover from the tummy ache
she would feed me donuts and sprite and i would be on top of the world
pack it up bro i dont even like her like that
Billy is an island boy, and hes trying to make it
we js friends
Yuh getting to grind fox too while im at it
I just realized that i have nothing to do until the map comes out
Except….
School
over or under 1000 roe deer before a great one pops
i like your confidence
Over
my second only took 200😎
the first took like 2500
Gotta be delulu until it’s trululu
The solulu
i got my first g1 bear in one kill
I’m a good liar right
Hackerman
so you can do it
no
it took me like a yr and a half
Must be nice
i think my longest grind to date was 7.5k
What fur
Baddog out here discussing his great ones with 3 new children btw 😭
its ok bro
4 i forgot i’m adopted now
my daughter is here shes handling everything
Hows haunted doing
She’s SIX?
how tf are you suppose to shoot pintail out of the sky bro they fly so fn high 💔
and change 🙄
I’m six foot tall too she can do it
shes wtv ig
You don't
How are you doing
uncomfy chair
Just like stub your toe get a bed
Read like a book lmao
I was LITERALLY gonna say the same thing
Every time
Smh my head
nothing if not predictable
Hopefully you get a comfy chair soon 🙏
Baddog become a baby again get a cradle
I hope he doesn’t
spirit
Gonna be?
Bro got the milk dud bear
Quick how big are blue whale babies
bigger then that i think
7.5 meters in length and 2 US tons in weight
I’m pretty sure they come out at between 10-15 feet
Much bigger
Wow
25 feet or so
in 8 months they double their length their weight grows by over 11 times
I was so confused I thought you were saying that was baddog 😭
They’re like 25 feet and 8000 lbs
KAIJU MAN
Wait you don’t use freedom measurements normally do you
Are you sure you’re happie
25 feet is insane
Long baby
2 tons
he was adopted by an american family
I’m european lmao
How many bald eagles per american flag stars
They can gain 200 a day
europeans be like: im european lmao
Holy god 😭
no SHOT
Holy you were pregnant with 24000 pounds of baby? No wonder you had a stomach ache
surely thats not even possible
Bro thats more than what I WEIGH
its over double my weight
What do non Europeans say
im not european lmao
I mean 200 lbs lmao
3 hours ago this would have been useful
Whale babies gaining 200 lbs a day
Ty now I know what sound non Europeans make
That is over double my weight lmao
Naturally
8 pounds an hour
😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
One exists one doesn't
about 70% of mine
im lwk mr krabs
Horses dont exist
thats not food mass btw thats purely blubber, bone, and muscle growth
ill take your word for this son
Yeah jesus
I am 1% body fat fun fact
???
no way hose ay
How arent you dead
Imma fight you
he photosynthesizes calories thru his bald head
Just too perfect like i said
Ah ok
im 7% percent body fat
oh so youre not just huge youre shredded huge
😭 😭 😭
All my body fat went to my forehead
Get this mf far away from me
stahhhhppppppp
im blushing
6'6 200+ lbs hulk
beluga headass
I’m afraid of baddog guys can i like get retraded i dont want this adoption to go through
too late little bro you stuck with me
That would imply i could use ecolocation
Try to remember this is cotw chat and keep to the channel topic once in a while
Which i dont think I can
only works in water, jump into the bay and test
Hes going to eat you happie
I’ve got the midnight munchies
Baddog bouta hulk smash me when he botches a diamond 😭
Dw diamond bb are crazy common anyway
could prolly palm somebody's face like a basketball
Diamond babies?
Those must cost a lot
I meant black bear but sure
If i lose a Diamond my family loses too
I wanna play more tomorrow all I did today was setup 1 feeder and get trolled by a plains bison 😔😔
So could i probably
I have a freakishly big and still growing hand
How tall are you again
6’2
At what 16??
Hes 6'7
WHAT
I got nerfed by scoliosis 🙏
Down a lil thats all i’ll say
DUTCH PEOPLE ARE CRAAAAZYYYY
guys im gonna get that surgery that makes you taller to become 7 feet
I’m still growing rapidly btw
What are they feeding these dutchlings
I hate the fact happie is taller than me
my hand
A g1
How is haunted 4'10 but her brother is 7'2 😭
Just say you want a high five bro✌️
shes got a medical thingy
Apple
Oooooh okay
i hope we get pseudomelanistic jagwires
Oh my goodnees
I have small ones rn that my hands completely enclose
It’s not like dwarfism
Happie when pulling up on the wrong state
Oh no i figured, dwarfism makes you much shorter
must’ve been the wind
Mustard wind
Ear looks weird, pattern looks amazing
Earshaming is crazy
theres nothing wrong with the ear
The only thing is really impacts is my height
just an old photo
I took a bite out of it mb
Huh
I said that it looked like AI but then I noticed you posted it so I took it back
Oh your medical thingie
It’s just like a missing of a certain kind of growth hormone so my only symptom is I’m short and weak
So you found a tall and strong man
I just look like a shrunken woman
gold mela
He was a fat chud when we met
Looks like a silver
Interesting
Possible lvl 5 jaguar right there
Hey fat guys are crazy strong 😭
Jk he was a stick when we met and then he became a fat chud
Ngl i like to joke around with the short girls in my class that i don’t see them until i look down
silver has the grey torso and head
i meant the medal
They are 5’3 or something 😭
Come a little closer so I can punch you in the stomach
Not the color
Te Awarua-o-Mānga?
Was gonna say you are not reaching my head 😭
?
i reach it
You have to look down
Wtf is it doing
10 star legendary when
??
New map, Te Awarua-o-Mānga?
Omg sabertooth tiger
No its south america
My dad is 6’4 my hands and feet are bigger then his and i’m actually just a little under his height
So i might be pushing 6’3
What kind of saber has that long of teeth
Im taller than both of my parents 😭
The one outside
I’ll shout you guys out when i’m in the nba finals
Wow you’re so big and tall and cool
Remember me when you are famous
Only 30-50 feral hogs outside
I'll solo you with my all 152cm
oh my god is that the psuedomelanistic smilodon from the hit game ecos la brea
Drooling feral hogs are calling
Lmao
YEAH
How tall
I’m gonna die now
Literally becoming a cop guys you'll never escape me
What’s up with the point of interest at the far far far top right of Te Awarua map
180cm / 5'11
It's this things cousin
That’s tall for a girl
im playing with that skin rn
I mean im trans so
So small and petite
No its fine lmao
You gendered me correctly 😭
Be very quiet
Ohhhh lmao forgive me I just pushed 3 kids out 😭😭
Saved myself again
ur body is like 80% water or something you’ll be fine
No girl its fine lmao
I don't think the dog will allow it
I'm drowning
In my body
It's in my mum's room😭
youre not scoring a single point on me in first to 21
It sleeps on her bed😭
You arent wrong @old lion i just got some crazy RNG lmao
-# the one that needs braces duh
Haunted being in here after giving birth to triplets is just something i can’t get my head around
Gen z women bro
Go drink water
oh wait has she had them yet?
Yup
What happens if I eat the sink
Identical triplets
eeeee
Death
Congrats Haunted 😄
Does that mean I'd get more water
i was there too
I once built the entire city of tokyo on my own and went on discord after
the concept of having triplets and still being on discord after
Oh🥲
yeah but you didnt squish out 3 mini watermelons
Dutch people are crayyyzaaayyy
Your presence mattered baddog dont listen to the haters
Sat on an uncomfortable chair tho
You matter.
And I drank it all
Thank you🙏🙏🙏
Are the babies all healthy
literally
Are the babies fine and healthy?
same gender? mixed bag?
Reverse chasing mechanics 🙏
Those peccaries are so me
identical
yeah
So u instantly grab ur clones and murder sabertooth not very nice😭
Thats great
I wouldn't say murder
I got murdered 5 times by peccaries in ecos la brea earlier
Love it, congrats to you boff
I call self defense
i already know the faces
Give them name tags
So do i
guys did my insta break or did i open the chat at the wrong time
or maybe ive been hacked </3
Yes like minecraft
why not both
I was yonna ask how but i guess this is something inherent to a parent
Dinnerbone
autism
LOL
valid response i should consider this next time
Guys i just got drafted for every basketball league ever
i have all the cool savant syndrome powers
I wonder if the birds in next upd will pick ppl up and drop them
Ok mr superpowers
idiot savant? like fallout?
i smort
Fallout? Like dogmeat?
My son 😭
Columbian blacktail my beloved
pretty sure that perk is called uhhh… nerd smth idk
Peak avatar
DOGMEAT
Guys if i go missing one of the babies ate me
Damm do bt need a remodel
wednesday morning at five oclock as the day begins. silently closing her bedroom door, leaving a note that she hoped would say more
Ugh
Who does bro think he is
i hope the sales are good i hope its awesome things like cookies and milkshakes
A kid that doesn’t read rules that’s what
always loved will pharrell
if anyone likes my joke its a triple name mashup name all the people u get nothing but me telling u ur right
what did i miss
i’ve made it.. my art is being used 🥹
I have been adopted
I’m ngl I can’t find said ticket but that’s my bad for putting it in general, I forgot about the report tickets.
Actually i made both of the pictures used so it was me
Make a new and I'll close it
hy hy
think i’m going to bed now see you guys tomorrow
Goodnight
Mb
My phone told me my mums phone is on a certain charge so ik she's awake💔
So go
time to wait like 6 or 7 hrs till I wake up
She's gonna fry my ps5
is that the girl from the fnaf movies
Yes
For being up past midnight
he gon troll aint he
The warden is emoji reacting to lady legends stream
Yer
arguably the worst feeling
Not when you've had some midnight tap water
I love waking up, seeing it's hours until I have to get ready for work and go back to sleep
What abt midnight glass of milk😭
And I dream A LOT
Nvm barely got any of that left
Yum
not having a job helps with this
My sister ate the glasses and I ate the milk carton
I'm boutta have 3
(Not really I'm getting the 3rd when I quit the other 2)
Cop during the day discord mod during the night
Actually I'll be working night shifts
Oh cool
Not really a cop but similar
Don't hurt me please🥹
Discord mod during the day cop at night
This
BATMAN?
Hehehe
I wished for shifts, weekends, night job + risky job means extra mulaz
And full time
So many mulaz
But no many times
?
Little Time to spare
I don't need it
There's always time to be batman
😔😔😔
They better not drive like their dad
Also what abt cold apple juice 😭
Yum
What abt a melted glass of lava I left in the freezer overnight and then I drink the freezer😭
I dunno
Batman always drinks melted freezer trust
Do I keep said mela or put another diamond there... hmm
is it like G4S? in scotland G4S do prison transport, bank deliveries, anything really that requires security that police dont handle
Nah it's not part of the police force but does police stuff
The poisoned lynx mission on medved what can I do if I shot the lynx before a picture was taken
G4S is basically like the fleeca bank security from GTA5
he made it 🥹🥹
Yippee 🔥🔥🔥
Restart your game
yeah G4S is a private security firm that handles specific duties for pilice
Finally😭
I forgot I had the musket in my cache the whole time and never used it in-game, it's fun to use but 50/50 on accuracy
Idk if it's the same
ive only gotten 3 trolls & 8 dimes so far
When will I have this?
Yucky
Blocked
Get a yaris
I'm thinking of the plane
M-55 Geophysica
"Only 8 dimes"😭
My ex was a huge fan of a certain vehicle (like mega fan) and now I'll be working for the company that makes em hehehehehe if he only knew 
When I get new job I will have no time to grind roe
Seamus be riding the clam mobile
I must summon it now
I got the last drop of water out of my bottle...
Now to last the night
With the animatronics
5 nights with no water coming out in cinemas June 14th
start grinding them😭😭
I only have two it's okay
African't
No reason to be £12 on Xbox
go find a new player hosting a vurhonga server😭😭
Vurhonga is sooooo old the only thing keeping it good is Nostalgia
No ps plus💔
That means you should buy vurhonga
Leave Sundarpatan out of this nonsense
No
get money to buy vurhonga
Too expensive for only 1 good animal
With what💔
can i hold a dollar for the vending machine
ask ur mum to give u money for it🥺
Vurhonga is so old it came free with the game
I asked and she said no money atm🥹
That doesn’t make it bad
It's for lots of species lol
The only animal people care about are the tigers
genuinely how do u hunt snow leopards
Unless you want to hunt tahr
like what
snow leopards solo tigers
Also what animal is good in vurhonga? If sundar only has 1 vurhonga has none
Snowys,water buffalo,tahr,yak
so do muntjac
Barasingha
preach
i like sundar
I can get water buffalo in vurhonga 🤒
LMAO
tigers and snow make it worht it
Those are cape buffalo
completely different animal
Cape lol
Can you?
U obviously dont
Trust me just jokes guys
This is what u made some ppl do after u said that
Fwampop?
i have a recurring nightmare that goes like this
this is what they’re based on
tapir
I swear I shot one of those things with a bow in the avatar game
Wait where is the new map based in
yes
yo say you swear thats what the lil jits look like
your moms yard
South America
Panda Ads where really scary
that mf 20 animals in one
In the ocean what u think
That wasn’t funny
I meant what country
im sorry master
Yeah it was
I didn't think that was right when I said it lol
😭
what
I couldn't remember if fwampop was the right name
they’re called fwampop and tapirus
Ohhh gotcha
Tapir mentioned
I hope we get tapirs this map
I keep thinking your profile picture is a comic book Batman from far away
guys johnbackflip said im not funny and lwk now im crying
Yeah here's hoping
dude baby capybaras can't be real they're so cute holy
Somebody said my pfp looks like batman before aswell😭
Itd be criminal to have an amazon map without tapirs
The joke was a bit funny😭
They just look like little adult capybaras, they are the baby animal of all times
genuinely
I'm at the albino brown bear from the missions and hit it's head is there a way to fix it
i saw that tiktok btw
leave the game and come back
I dunno about criminal, but I would be sad without them
Eat it
Tiktok? Heck no Im a man of culture i saw a YouTube short
I mean yea its an overstatement 😭
But come ooonnn
Biggest animal on the continent?
And they didnt add it?
Thatd be silly
True
I feel so sick
Honestly I don't think so, but I could be wrong
last person i heard say this had 3 kids soooooo
@long otter
Maybe main menu before it dies?
HEEEEELLLLLL NO
oooh bighorns
RAAAAAA
i love the bighorns on these guys
I left and it's doing the dialogue from when she tells you to hunt it
The thing the cape is at is killing me
facts bighorns are so much better than the small horns capes
Oh maybe it worked then
Is this a Water buffalo?
Cape buffalo
Bighorn sheep
ok ig
I aint ready to be a mom bruh 😭 😭 😭
He knows he's trolling John backflip
Oh
i wasnt ready to be a dad tbh
Bro i dont even have a job
Do you absolutely have to?
same bro
Is anyone ever ready?
its okay your job is to be a mom (if ur a mom_
MY GIRLFRIEND DOESNT HAVE A JOB EITHER
ohhh that might be a problem.
i dont have a gf 😭
Oh no both moms are without a job
We fuse
bro 😭
ohhhh sweet
time to get off cotw and sleep 😢
Nooo
Like some horror movie
It worked he is diamond albino
Oh no
it’s okay.. i can cotw in the morning
Good
Count hartebeest
Awesome, glad you fixed it
I'm going sleep at 1 so I can wake up and get a drink 😭
Nature is truly beautiful
Its like anglerfish
Better get full score had to do all these missions
Wonderful, i think its the plot of the blob or something
On a serious note i doubt id want kids
I dont think id be a good mother
Besides i like my free time and sleep
This gave me a horrific vision
that hartebeest reminds me of this video🥹
I think thats the same png
Its like parthinogenesis
not trying to like change your mind but i have plenty of free time
Danged Mink they have way too good of a nose
congrats on your clone 🎂 🎈 🍼 #firsttimecloner #cloneparty
Ill see how i feel, ill need to adopt anyways
sleep bru 😭
i JUST got off the game
HITS
You dont have a job or a girl
lol i have free time cuz haunted does the work
Dawg 😭
😔
are you the wife
brutal
LOL
Damned mink
Hunting minks is so irritating
They are way too fun to hunt but yeah
this world is going to hell too quickly for me to consider having kids imo
Exactly
This too
Everything is too expensive
mb bro
Among everything else
have your children been born yet
I was in an abusive household and i don't trust myself to be better as a parent so I'll abstain
😭
no i disrupted the global supply line
yes
its just COTW hyping up the hell map dw
how was the chair
Scoundrel
would rather it have been electric
😭
I was fully expecting baddog to say that his wife took the chair
Think of your children
If my wife was giving birth to my kids she could do and take what ever she wanted
So glad I am single otherwise I would just stay home hunting haggis
bro wut
Im hunting haggis as we speak
How many do ya have
0
I just wish they appeared in the lodge as their models
Not very good at it
And not the food item
You?
0 I have 4 hours total on scotland
Id actually go out of my way to look for them if that was the case
I think we could plead the deal to the devs
Eh i doubt theyd change it 😭
Now its your turn
I mean..
how far along
i already did my part of the project like 9 months ago
Was you the one giving birth?
They added cryptids because people asked

pretty much son
id rather give birth then sit in that chair
I mean yeah ig

Bring floaties
Just get a really big inflatable flamingo and sit in it
Not fairly divided
were you slouching
The chair was so uncomfortale he had to go to the gym
i know i did the hard part
yes 😔
this could be a better solution
yk what I'm gonna say next
Sounds like a you problem
I love the last 4 maps so much and playing them just gives me more and more excitement for the new jungle
Actually not Salz, I haven't played more than an hour in salz
I am super excited for this map
me too
You have a kid on the way
Already here lol
Sameeee
you got new map money? broke ahh
Just because he has a child doesnt mean he cant enjoy the thrill of a new map 😭
I’m not pregnant again yet so first I’m hearing of this
baddog you dirty dog
Lmao
Bro i hope we get tapir
Me too
My want list are tapir and river otters
yet is kinda wicked work lmao
Thats what i really want
And i hope we get some cool mountains with guanaco and new puma
Even if its just tapir
tapir are more likely
I dont think river otters would be in game
Ill be happy
Hey guys I’m a new player how do I participate in the roe roundup and what do I get if I do
Giant otters could be added I think
What i want are
Jaguars
Capybara
Vicuña/guanacos
Puma rework
Tapir
Black caiman
Puma rework would be amazing
I don't find talking about the new map exciting since I had the unfortunate encounter of it on youtube (if ykyk)
MM'S i want are
Puma vs vicuña/guanaco
Jaguar vs black caiman
jag vs spect
Is there more than one caiman
I thought it was just black caiman
We're gonna get Cuvier's dwarf caiman
Idc
dear god
Im happy
Quite a few, black, spectacled, a few dwarf species
i hope there is black and spect bc then my wife would be happy
Me neither
I don't think they'd put two different caiman on the map but it would be cool to see
Looked it up
Does anybody know what toe roundup is
I want spectacled caiman specifically
@shrewd apex see im a good husband
youre mean to me for no reason😔
I want, jaguars(we know this one)
Tapir
Puma rework
Guanaco
Spectacled bear
the one you probably know (from jaguars eating them) is the yacare caiman
Google is trying to convince me the Deinosuchus is still alive and is a type of caiman
ohhh yea thats right
i really hope they add 2 caimans
If I get a Haggis I don't believe I'd be able to shoot it
that would be the AI...
High Tapir Fade
Hey seakayak!
You’re a clown and a dingus
You know that clown/queen tiktok trend
Aren't we all?
No lol I don’t do TikTok
YouTube Shorts or nothing
Me either
I miss chicken tv
That was the best entertainment
Now we just have normal birds
Hummingbirds are ok ig
why?
you live in a zoo bro 😭
They are adorable
And as in right now more valuable alive (for looking at the model)
We don’t have em anymore lol
what happened to the chickens
My chickens are evil
They be like that
hey Jack! 👋
Always a couple evil ones in the flock lol
My fav was the 2nd most evil
She was head honcho until she pecked another lady’s comb and had to be on timeout for awhile
Then evil lady numero uno stepped up and became big mama despite being the tiniest chicken
She had the attitude for it lol
My favorite chicken is the super super fat rooster
What’s his name lmaooo
He’s lwk like 15 pounds 😭
Chester
Mink have a wet and a dry look?
If I kill my g1 wolve when he has snow on him will he have snow in the lodge?
Sadly no
Yea! A lot of animals do
Foxes, hares, etc
But you can take a cool trophy picture with it
Can't say I ever noticed
GO
TO SLEEP
P sure it’s smthn they added around Scotland
Or at least tweaked
He sounds lovely
Someone is going to have to put brooke down
guys does anyone have advice for me for these kids
For her own good
how many nannies do 3 babies need
7 next question
should i get paid more since i have more kids
at least
Train em like dogs idk
Yes but you have to get a job first
should be triple
that would be really nice but i dont think its gonna happen
real
im just gonna keep theiving wages
Good idea you have to theive 3 times as many
Ey, I'm walkin here
Just walked around hunting a lot of tigers...
should i drive safer
Like, 3 or 4, but they all sucked
I’m levving here
You wont want to
Criminal speeding...
With 3 kids I wouldn't drive safer
Why arent you smart?
i smort boy
If you crash into the cameras they can't fine you
we dont use cameras in the states
What
like speed cameras
teach them to play cotw
Yes we do
not a widely
hi stoney
