🦌︴general

[lone drift]

I have both of these and they’re my only rares

[frozen owl]

im not against it, but i doubt they will

the best i can see are anacondas

[zenith rampart]

i think it would be cool

[peak cosmos]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jerma-scowl

[long otter]

White gold tiger

[frozen owl]

but they're difficult to really find cause they're underwater a LOT of the time

[zenith rampart]

even if its sum u can see or that u have to look out for not necessarily just hunt

[old lion]

Guys my tummy feels better

[tropic leaf]

Water bottle

[frozen owl]

how are the babies

[peak cosmos]

wow

[ocean lagoon]

loud

[lone drift]

How are you saying this after giving birth GO LOVE YOUR BABIES

[frozen owl]

lmfao congrats you two

[long otter]

Ong fellow pencil arms

[peak cosmos]

musta been constipated

congrats

[ocean lagoon]

dr took babies

[lone drift]

Yeah you should’ve been a good boy

[grizzled drum]

hmmm that's not a clam

[long otter]

BABIENAP

[shrewd apex]

RIGGED

[ocean lagoon]

thank you

[frozen owl]

be careful they dont accidentally switch them around

[lone drift]

But you haven’t been so he stole them

[frozen owl]

are they identical?

[lone drift]

No they are triplets

[ocean lagoon]

ill remember which baby is which with my powers

[desert flower]

Just plopped out some freshly baked humans and goes on discord lmao

[peak cosmos]

can triplets not be identical?

[frozen owl]

they can

pretty sure?

[ocean lagoon]

they can

and they are

[lone drift]

It was a stupid joke mb 😭

[peak cosmos]

"damnnn!! anyway"

[frozen owl]

holy what luck 😭

[peak cosmos]

ohh/. i get it now

[lone drift]

Better give them the right birth certificate

[ocean lagoon]

yeah tell me about it

[peak cosmos]

my bad happie im a lil autistic with it

[frozen owl]

me too 😭

[lone drift]

So that is like a very small chance that they are triplets and identical

[ocean lagoon]

espically bc twins run in her family so we thought it would be frat

[lone drift]

There told you about it

[ocean lagoon]

me 3

you know what else there are 3 of

my new children

[peak cosmos]

and its genetic so so are those 3

[desert flower]

Gl with that

[frozen owl]

whats it like to have 5 kids now

[sonic basin]

Did you just became a parent?! Congrats!!!

[lone drift]

Baddog doing a money spread with babies now 😭

[ocean lagoon]

i already had kids but i got more

[peak cosmos]

wayy more

[desert flower]

3 babies sound like a nightmare

[sonic basin]

Adding to the collection

[ocean lagoon]

it wont be that bad

[tropic leaf]

Which one did yall name Seamus?

[lone drift]

Ya’ll should’ve had 4 babies it would have been fantastic….

https://tenor.com/view/fantastic-mr-fantastic-invisible-woman-human-torch-the-thing-gif-6293013181369359279

[desert flower]

Maybe

[peak cosmos]

copium

[frozen owl]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[shrewd apex]

https://tenor.com/view/in-there-out-get-out-get-in-door-gif-9674710657154743176

[desert flower]

I'm not a baby fan in general lol 1 would be too much for me

[ocean lagoon]

we have a small army of nannies

[lone drift]

@wanton zealot are you proud of me

[desert flower]

Army 😭

[peak cosmos]

why yall loaded

[sonic basin]

Me too, 0 is the perfect amount 😭

[ocean lagoon]

if yall need me ill be on paternity leave

[desert flower]

0 babies and a German shepherd is my dream

[ocean lagoon]

for the rest of the year cuz im lazy

[frozen owl]

ones a herpetologist and one owns a business 😭

[lone drift]

So like am i a sibling now

[peak cosmos]

i thought scientists were broke

[ocean lagoon]

youre adopted son

[frozen owl]

apparently not

[sonic basin]

True! 0 human babies and plenty of fur babies

[ocean lagoon]

the income is very not proportional

[desert flower]

🤝

[frozen owl]

unfortunate

[lone drift]

Bouta make me care for all 3 babies 😭

[frozen owl]

as long as you guys can make it work

[sonic basin]

Wow but 3 new born babies

Omg

[ocean lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-benson-regular-show-regular-show-benson-angry-gif-3864384236832066965

[lone drift]

The struggle is real guys

[sonic basin]

Too much work

[ocean lagoon]

no its good bc i can lie about my income and gamble

[frozen owl]

LOL

[lone drift]

My payment is i get to look at haunted’s snakes once a week

[wanton zealot]

We need one of these for every map

[shrewd apex]

Don’t forget the caiman

[lone drift]

I’m bite sized nty

[ocean lagoon]

i lwk forgot about son

[lone drift]

I could use a bagel bite as a floatie

[ocean lagoon]

i love bagel bites

[lone drift]

Never had them im in europe

[wanton zealot]

Being a little too generous

[ocean lagoon]

L european

[lone drift]

Billy did you see the most perfect reference of all time

[shrewd apex]

Your happie so tiny they could hula hoop with a Cheerio

[wanton zealot]

No

[ocean lagoon]

whenever im in europe i lose like 10 lbs from starving

[wanton zealot]

Ive been grinding raccoon dogs

[lone drift]

I pinged you for it

Check pings

[wanton zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/fant4stic-say-that-again-gif-16690486418948643620

[ocean lagoon]

the german knock off of my glorious king's treat taste awful

[lone drift]

One guy being a dad, one guy grinding raccon dogs, one guy being…..

Perfect.

[wanton zealot]

How perfect.

[lone drift]

I’m just too good at being perfect i need a new category

[frozen owl]

guys i cant wait for jaguars 😻 💞

[wanton zealot]

You are either perfect or you aren't me 🗣‼️

[frozen owl]

i think they're gonna be more terrifying than tigers

[desert flower]

Is that a muntjac

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-comedy-dogs-he-is-right-behind-me-isn't-he-gif-9157926396723613340

[frozen owl]

despite hopefully being more evasive

[frozen owl]

nah

[wanton zealot]

Looks like a red brocket

[frozen owl]

no idea what it is though

[frozen owl]

oh true

[desert flower]

Wow never heard of em

I saw roe deer and fallow deer today omw home

[lone drift]

Bro is gonna be a spike all his life 😭

[wanton zealot]

Istg every black white raccoon dog is making me trip out

I keep thinking they are the pie I want

[desert flower]

Rip

Are you doing feeders

[ocean lagoon]

if i was a racoon i think i would try to get adopted by some fat middle age woman

[lone drift]

Baddog stop typing go comfort your wife or something she has to recover from the tummy ache

[ocean lagoon]

she would feed me donuts and sprite and i would be on top of the world

[wanton zealot]

Yuh

On island

[desert flower]

O

Is it good

[ocean lagoon]

pack it up bro i dont even like her like that

[lone drift]

Billy is an island boy, and hes trying to make it

[ocean lagoon]

we js friends

[wanton zealot]

Yuh getting to grind fox too while im at it

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-surprised-shocked-gif-14940640833910619525

https://tenor.com/view/nileseyy-niles-peace-out-disappear-meme-disappearing-guy-checking-out-gif-25558985

[lone drift]

I just realized that i have nothing to do until the map comes out

Except….

School

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-gif-4381243063306953514

[zenith rampart]

over or under 1000 roe deer before a great one pops

[lone drift]

Under

852

[zenith rampart]

i like your confidence

[desert flower]

Over

[zenith rampart]

my second only took 200😎

[desert flower]

I'm over 3k for my first

Losing hope

[zenith rampart]

the first took like 2500

[shrewd apex]

Gotta be delulu until it’s trululu

[desert flower]

The solulu

[ocean lagoon]

i got my first g1 bear in one kill

[lone drift]

I’m a good liar right

[desert flower]

Hackerman

[ocean lagoon]

so you can do it

[ocean lagoon]

no

[zenith rampart]

it took me like a yr and a half

[wanton zealot]

Must be nice

[ocean lagoon]

i think my longest grind to date was 7.5k

[long otter]

What fur

[lone drift]

Baddog out here discussing his great ones with 3 new children btw 😭

[ocean lagoon]

its ok bro

[lone drift]

4 i forgot i’m adopted now

[ocean lagoon]

my daughter is here shes handling everything

[frozen owl]

Hows haunted doing

[shrewd apex]

She’s SIX?

[peak cosmos]

how tf are you suppose to shoot pintail out of the sky bro they fly so fn high 💔

[ocean lagoon]

and change 🙄

[lone drift]

I’m six foot tall too she can do it

[ocean lagoon]

shes wtv ig

[wanton zealot]

You don't

[wanton zealot]

How are you doing

[frozen owl]

😭

Yeah how about you

[ocean lagoon]

uncomfy chair

[peak cosmos]

CHAIR SOOOOO UNCOMFORTABLE

called it

[lone drift]

Just like stub your toe get a bed

[wanton zealot]

Read like a book lmao

[shrewd apex]

I was LITERALLY gonna say the same thing

Every time

Smh my head

[peak cosmos]

nothing if not predictable

[wanton zealot]

Hopefully you get a comfy chair soon 🙏

[lone drift]

Baddog become a baby again get a cradle

[shrewd apex]

I hope he doesn’t

[lone drift]

Baddog gonna be the biggest baby ever

6’6 260lb 😭

[ocean lagoon]

spirit

[shrewd apex]

Gonna be?

[wanton zealot]

Bro got the milk dud bear

[shrewd apex]

Quick how big are blue whale babies

[ocean lagoon]

bigger then that i think

[shrewd apex]

Hmmmmmm

Questionable

[nimble sequoia]

7.5 meters in length and 2 US tons in weight

[lone drift]

I’m pretty sure they come out at between 10-15 feet

[lone drift]

Much bigger

Wow

25 feet or so

[nimble sequoia]

in 8 months they double their length their weight grows by over 11 times

[wanton zealot]

I was so confused I thought you were saying that was baddog 😭

[old lion]

They’re like 25 feet and 8000 lbs

[nimble sequoia]

KAIJU MAN

[shrewd apex]

Wait you don’t use freedom measurements normally do you
Are you sure you’re happie

25 feet is insane

Long baby

2 tons

[peak cosmos]

he was adopted by an american family

[lone drift]

I’m european lmao

[wanton zealot]

How many bald eagles per american flag stars

[old lion]

They can gain 200 a day

[shrewd apex]

Oh true I forgot abt this

Adapting

[peak cosmos]

europeans be like: im european lmao

[frozen owl]

Holy god 😭

[peak cosmos]

no SHOT

[lone drift]

Holy you were pregnant with 24000 pounds of baby? No wonder you had a stomach ache

[peak cosmos]

surely thats not even possible

[frozen owl]

Bro thats more than what I WEIGH

[ocean lagoon]

its over double my weight

[wanton zealot]

What do non Europeans say

[peak cosmos]

im not european lmao

[frozen owl]

I mean 200 lbs lmao

[quasi thunder]

3 hours ago this would have been useful

[frozen owl]

Whale babies gaining 200 lbs a day

[wanton zealot]

Ty now I know what sound non Europeans make

[lone drift]

I once rode a blue whale to atlantis to eat at the krusty krab

Was pretty good

[old lion]

That is over double my weight lmao

[frozen owl]

Naturally

[peak cosmos]

8 pounds an hour

[frozen owl]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[wanton zealot]

One exists one doesn't

[nimble sequoia]

about 70% of mine

[ocean lagoon]

im lwk mr krabs

[wanton zealot]

Horses dont exist

[nimble sequoia]

thats not food mass btw thats purely blubber, bone, and muscle growth

[ocean lagoon]

ill take your word for this son

[frozen owl]

Yeah jesus

[peak cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/lapiscel-horse-funny-quiz-gif-15349069977875529804

[lone drift]

I am 1% body fat fun fact

[frozen owl]

???

[ocean lagoon]

no way hose ay

[frozen owl]

How arent you dead

[quasi thunder]

Imma fight you

[peak cosmos]

he photosynthesizes calories thru his bald head

[lone drift]

Just too perfect like i said

[frozen owl]

Ah ok

[ocean lagoon]

im 7% percent body fat

[nimble sequoia]

oh so youre not just huge youre shredded huge

[frozen owl]

😭 😭 😭

[wanton zealot]

All my body fat went to my forehead

[frozen owl]

Get this mf far away from me

[ocean lagoon]

stahhhhppppppp

im blushing

[frozen owl]

6'6 200+ lbs hulk

[nimble sequoia]

beluga headass

[lone drift]

I’m afraid of baddog guys can i like get retraded i dont want this adoption to go through

[ocean lagoon]

too late little bro you stuck with me

[wanton zealot]

That would imply i could use ecolocation

[desert flower]

Try to remember this is cotw chat and keep to the channel topic once in a while

[wanton zealot]

Which i dont think I can

[nimble sequoia]

only works in water, jump into the bay and test

[frozen owl]

Hes going to eat you happie

[whole vine]

I’ve got the midnight munchies

[lone drift]

Baddog bouta hulk smash me when he botches a diamond 😭

[void lagoon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265931615335350303/1503501481708486746/caption.gif

[wanton zealot]

Dw diamond bb are crazy common anyway

[nimble sequoia]

could prolly palm somebody's face like a basketball

[lone drift]

Diamond babies?

[lone drift]

Those must cost a lot

[wanton zealot]

I meant black bear but sure

[quasi thunder]

If i lose a Diamond my family loses too

[whole vine]

I wanna play more tomorrow all I did today was setup 1 feeder and get trolled by a plains bison 😔😔

[lone drift]

So could i probably

I have a freakishly big and still growing hand

[frozen owl]

How tall are you again

[lone drift]

6’2

[frozen owl]

At what 16??

[quasi thunder]

Hes 6'7

[frozen owl]

WHAT

[wanton zealot]

I got nerfed by scoliosis 🙏

[lone drift]

Down a lil thats all i’ll say

[frozen owl]

DUTCH PEOPLE ARE CRAAAAZYYYY

[ocean lagoon]

guys im gonna get that surgery that makes you taller to become 7 feet

[lone drift]

I’m still growing rapidly btw

[ocean lagoon]

my BIL is 7'2 but hes a stick

i lwk whooped him in a fight

[frozen owl]

What are they feeding these dutchlings

[wanton zealot]

I hate the fact happie is taller than me

[lone drift]

What do you guys need as a size comparison for my hand

Standard item

[ocean lagoon]

my hand

[wanton zealot]

A g1

[frozen owl]

How is haunted 4'10 but her brother is 7'2 😭

[wanton zealot]

Just say you want a high five bro✌️

[ocean lagoon]

shes got a medical thingy

[frozen owl]

Apple

[frozen owl]

Oooooh okay

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-desert-patrick-bateman-desert-memes-bike-gif-14915528305895461600

Me on the way to baddog

[void lagoon]

i hope we get pseudomelanistic jagwires

[frozen owl]

Oh my goodnees

[wanton zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/bears-roar-gif-10338051

[lone drift]

I have small ones rn that my hands completely enclose

[old lion]

It’s not like dwarfism

[wanton zealot]

Happie when pulling up on the wrong state

[frozen owl]

😭 😭

[frozen owl]

Oh no i figured, dwarfism makes you much shorter

[void lagoon]

must’ve been the wind

[wanton zealot]

Mustard wind

[quasi thunder]

Ear looks weird, pattern looks amazing

[lone drift]

Earshaming is crazy

[void lagoon]

theres nothing wrong with the ear

[old lion]

The only thing is really impacts is my height

[void lagoon]

just an old photo

[wanton zealot]

I took a bite out of it mb

[frozen owl]

Huh

[quasi thunder]

I said that it looked like AI but then I noticed you posted it so I took it back

[frozen owl]

Oh your medical thingie

[old lion]

It’s just like a missing of a certain kind of growth hormone so my only symptom is I’m short and weak

[frozen owl]

So you found a tall and strong man

[old lion]

I just look like a shrunken woman

[void lagoon]

gold mela

[old lion]

He was a fat chud when we met

[wanton zealot]

Looks like a silver

[frozen owl]

Interesting

[wanton zealot]

Possible lvl 5 jaguar right there

[frozen owl]

Hey fat guys are crazy strong 😭

[old lion]

Jk he was a stick when we met and then he became a fat chud

[lone drift]

Ngl i like to joke around with the short girls in my class that i don’t see them until i look down

[void lagoon]

silver has the grey torso and head

[wanton zealot]

i meant the medal

[lone drift]

They are 5’3 or something 😭

[old lion]

Come a little closer so I can punch you in the stomach

[wanton zealot]

Not the color

[pale rampart]

Te Awarua-o-Mānga?

[lone drift]

Was gonna say you are not reaching my head 😭

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-kitty-eyes-noticing-gif-10806232548943166923

[frozen owl]

?

[ocean lagoon]

i reach it

[wanton zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/noticing-hyrax-gif-1963068431302972259

[lone drift]

You have to look down

[frozen owl]

Wtf is it doing

[autumn torrent]

10 star legendary when

[frozen owl]

??

[pale rampart]

New map, Te Awarua-o-Mānga?

[long otter]

Omg sabertooth tiger

[frozen owl]

No its south america

[lone drift]

My dad is 6’4 my hands and feet are bigger then his and i’m actually just a little under his height

[lone drift]

So i might be pushing 6’3

[wanton zealot]

What kind of saber has that long of teeth

[frozen owl]

Im taller than both of my parents 😭

[long otter]

The one outside

[lone drift]

I’ll shout you guys out when i’m in the nba finals

[old lion]

Wow you’re so big and tall and cool

[frozen owl]

Remember me when you are famous

[wanton zealot]

Only 30-50 feral hogs outside

[desert flower]

I'll solo you with my all 152cm

[void lagoon]

oh my god is that the psuedomelanistic smilodon from the hit game ecos la brea

[long otter]

Drooling feral hogs are calling

[frozen owl]

Lmao

[long otter]

YEAH

[wanton zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/little-baby-man-snake-pointing-at-snake-baby-man-baby-gif-15385876761596974945

[old lion]

How tall

[lone drift]

I’m gonna die now

[desert flower]

Literally becoming a cop guys you'll never escape me

[pale rampart]

What’s up with the point of interest at the far far far top right of Te Awarua map

[frozen owl]

180cm / 5'11

[long otter]

It's this things cousin

[old lion]

That’s tall for a girl

[void lagoon]

im playing with that skin rn

[frozen owl]

I mean im trans so

[lone drift]

So small and petite

[old lion]

Ahh mb

Didn’t know😔

[frozen owl]

No its fine lmao

[long otter]

Guys help

I need water

[frozen owl]

You gendered me correctly 😭

[long otter]

But it's nearly midnight

And my mum will fry me

If I go downstairs

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/water-fall-gif-5450231329508682699

[long otter]

AHHHH

[desert flower]

Be very quiet

[old lion]

Ohhhh lmao forgive me I just pushed 3 kids out 😭😭

[long otter]

Saved myself again

[void lagoon]

ur body is like 80% water or something you’ll be fine

[frozen owl]

No girl its fine lmao

[long otter]

I don't think the dog will allow it

[long otter]

I'm drowning

In my body

[void lagoon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/491937867963170817/1509973058239074436/VideoToGif_GIF.gif

[desert flower]

Bring it

You go on a mission

[long otter]

It's in my mum's room😭

[ocean lagoon]

youre not scoring a single point on me in first to 21

[long otter]

It sleeps on her bed😭

[frozen owl]

You arent wrong @old lion i just got some crazy RNG lmao

[wanton quail]

-# the one that needs braces duh

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/ecos-la-brea-dire-wolf-flat-headed-peccary-roblox-gif-3565646606150275156

[lone drift]

Haunted being in here after giving birth to triplets is just something i can’t get my head around

[frozen owl]

Gen z women bro

[desert flower]

Go drink water

[wanton quail]

oh wait has she had them yet?

[frozen owl]

Yup

[long otter]

What happens if I eat the sink

[frozen owl]

Identical triplets

[wanton quail]

eeeee

[desert flower]

Death

[wanton quail]

Congrats Haunted 😄

[long otter]

Does that mean I'd get more water

[ocean lagoon]

i was there too

[lone drift]

I once built the entire city of tokyo on my own and went on discord after

[void lagoon]

the concept of having triplets and still being on discord after

[long otter]

Oh🥲

[wanton quail]

yeah but you didnt squish out 3 mini watermelons

[frozen owl]

Dutch people are crayyyzaaayyy

[lone drift]

Your presence mattered baddog dont listen to the haters

[long otter]

My bottle in my room is taunting me

It had water

[desert flower]

Sat on an uncomfortable chair tho

[lone drift]

You matter.

[long otter]

And I drank it all

[old lion]

Thank you🙏🙏🙏

[lone drift]

Are the babies all healthy

[ocean lagoon]

literally

[frozen owl]

Are the babies fine and healthy?

[wanton quail]

same gender? mixed bag?

[sage flax]

Reverse chasing mechanics 🙏

[wanton zealot]

Those peccaries are so me

[ocean lagoon]

identical

[ocean lagoon]

yeah

[long otter]

So u instantly grab ur clones and murder sabertooth not very nice😭

[frozen owl]

Thats great

[wanton zealot]

I wouldn't say murder

[long otter]

I got murdered 5 times by peccaries in ecos la brea earlier

[wanton quail]

Love it, congrats to you boff

[wanton zealot]

I call self defense

[lone drift]

I’m Gonna do the old switcheroo and confuse you guys

Nty

[desert flower]

Nooo

[ocean lagoon]

i already know the faces

[wanton zealot]

Give them name tags

[lone drift]

So do i

[regal mauve]

guys did my insta break or did i open the chat at the wrong time

or maybe ive been hacked </3

[lone drift]

Yes like minecraft

[wanton quail]

why not both

[frozen owl]

I was yonna ask how but i guess this is something inherent to a parent

[wanton zealot]

Dinnerbone

[ocean lagoon]

autism

[frozen owl]

LOL

[regal mauve]

valid response i should consider this next time

[lone drift]

Guys i just got drafted for every basketball league ever

[ocean lagoon]

i have all the cool savant syndrome powers

[long otter]

I wonder if the birds in next upd will pick ppl up and drop them

[lone drift]

Ok mr superpowers

[regal mauve]

idiot savant? like fallout?

[ocean lagoon]

i smort

[desert flower]

Fallout? Like dogmeat?

[wanton quail]

My son 😭

[desert flower]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-dog-meat-dog-fallout4-video-game-gif-4727829

[wanton zealot]

Columbian blacktail my beloved

[regal mauve]

pretty sure that perk is called uhhh… nerd smth idk

[long otter]

Peak avatar

[long otter]

DOGMEAT

[lone drift]

Guys if i go missing one of the babies ate me

[desert flower]

Damm do bt need a remodel

[regal mauve]

wednesday morning at five oclock as the day begins. silently closing her bedroom door, leaving a note that she hoped would say more

[jade quiver]

Ugh

[frozen owl]

Who does bro think he is

[regal mauve]

i hope the sales are good i hope its awesome things like cookies and milkshakes

[clear oxide]

A kid that doesn’t read rules that’s what

[desert flower]

Check the ticket made

@clear oxide

[regal mauve]

always loved will pharrell

if anyone likes my joke its a triple name mashup name all the people u get nothing but me telling u ur right

[zenith rampart]

what did i miss

[void lagoon]

i’ve made it.. my art is being used 🥹

[lone drift]

I have been adopted

[clear oxide]

I’m ngl I can’t find said ticket but that’s my bad for putting it in general, I forgot about the report tickets.

[lone drift]

Actually i made both of the pictures used so it was me

[desert flower]

Make a new and I'll close it

[zenith rampart]

hy hy

[lone drift]

think i’m going to bed now see you guys tomorrow

[autumn torrent]

Goodnight

[lone drift]

Why did you say it like that it sounds bad 😭

Goodnight sounds nicer

[autumn torrent]

Mb

[long otter]

My phone told me my mums phone is on a certain charge so ik she's awake💔

[desert flower]

So go

[long otter]

time to wait like 6 or 7 hrs till I wake up

[long otter]

She's gonna fry my ps5

[desert flower]

Not for drinking water

[void lagoon]

is that the girl from the fnaf movies

[desert flower]

Yes

[long otter]

For being up past midnight

[void lagoon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/491937867963170817/1474067229245968504/haggisGif.gif

[desert flower]

So what you could've woken up thirsty

[void lagoon]

he gon troll aint he

[long otter]

The warden is emoji reacting to lady legends stream

[desert flower]

Yer

[wanton quail]

arguably the worst feeling

[long otter]

Troll number 28384728844

For brooke

[desert flower]

Not when you've had some midnight tap water

I love waking up, seeing it's hours until I have to get ready for work and go back to sleep

[long otter]

What abt midnight glass of milk😭

[desert flower]

And I dream A LOT

[long otter]

Nvm barely got any of that left

[desert flower]

Yum

[ocean lagoon]

not having a job helps with this

[long otter]

My sister ate the glasses and I ate the milk carton

[desert flower]

I'm boutta have 3

(Not really I'm getting the 3rd when I quit the other 2)

Cop during the day discord mod during the night

Actually I'll be working night shifts

[old lion]

Oh cool

[desert flower]

Not really a cop but similar

[long otter]

Don't hurt me please🥹

[old lion]

Discord mod during the day cop at night

[desert flower]

This

[long otter]

BATMAN?

[desert flower]

I'm gonna be so rich

[versed silo]

Hehehe

[desert flower]

I wished for shifts, weekends, night job + risky job means extra mulaz

And full time

So many mulaz

[versed silo]

But no many times

[desert flower]

?

[versed silo]

Little Time to spare

[desert flower]

I don't need it

[versed silo]

https://tenor.com/view/livasmol-loading-cat-smol-gif-6810651202878211592

[long otter]

There's always time to be batman

[old lion]

😔😔😔

[desert flower]

You're rich too

In babies

[clear oxide]

They better not drive like their dad

[long otter]

Also what abt cold apple juice 😭

[desert flower]

Yum

[long otter]

What abt a melted glass of lava I left in the freezer overnight and then I drink the freezer😭

[desert flower]

I dunno

[long otter]

Batman always drinks melted freezer trust

[clear oxide]

Do I keep said mela or put another diamond there... hmm

[dark barn]

is it like G4S? in scotland G4S do prison transport, bank deliveries, anything really that requires security that police dont handle

[desert flower]

Nah it's not part of the police force but does police stuff

[simple raptor]

The poisoned lynx mission on medved what can I do if I shot the lynx before a picture was taken

[dark barn]

G4S is basically like the fleeca bank security from GTA5

[void lagoon]

he made it 🥹🥹

[clear oxide]

Yippee 🔥🔥🔥

[solid slate]

Restart your game

[dark barn]

yeah G4S is a private security firm that handles specific duties for pilice

[long otter]

Finally😭

[lament cave]

I forgot I had the musket in my cache the whole time and never used it in-game, it's fun to use but 50/50 on accuracy

[desert flower]

Idk if it's the same

[void lagoon]

ive only gotten 3 trolls & 8 dimes so far

[tropic leaf]

When will I have this?

[desert flower]

Never

Get bmw instead

[tropic leaf]

Yucky

[desert flower]

Blocked

[tropic leaf]

I want a geo physica too

Or whatever it is

[desert flower]

Get a yaris

[tropic leaf]

I'm thinking of the plane

[desert flower]

https://tenor.com/view/toyota-yaris-yaris-meme-whys-this-dealer-meme-whys-this-dealer-i-need-my-things-gif-14472248150583635823

[tropic leaf]

M-55 Geophysica

[long otter]

"Only 8 dimes"😭

[desert flower]

My ex was a huge fan of a certain vehicle (like mega fan) and now I'll be working for the company that makes em hehehehehe if he only knew

When I get new job I will have no time to grind roe

[long otter]

Seamus be riding the clam mobile

[desert flower]

I must summon it now

[long otter]

I got the last drop of water out of my bottle...

Now to last the night

With the animatronics

5 nights with no water coming out in cinemas June 14th

[void lagoon]

whats wrong with that😭😭😭

[long otter]

Nothing wrong 😭

It's making me tweak

[void lagoon]

start grinding them😭😭

[marsh gyro]

I only have two it's okay

[jade quiver]

Delisting Vurhonga from stores

Africa no.0

[little ingot]

Vurhonga is sooo good

Delete sundarpatan

[quasi thunder]

African't

[little ingot]

No reason to be £12 on Xbox

[void lagoon]

go find a new player hosting a vurhonga server😭😭

[quasi thunder]

Vurhonga is sooooo old the only thing keeping it good is Nostalgia

[long otter]

No ps plus💔

[little ingot]

That means you should buy vurhonga

[quasi thunder]

Leave Sundarpatan out of this nonsense

[long otter]

No

[void lagoon]

get money to buy vurhonga

[little ingot]

Too expensive for only 1 good animal

[snow hatch]

ridiculous

top 5 map

[long otter]

With what💔

[ocean lagoon]

can i hold a dollar for the vending machine

[void lagoon]

ask ur mum to give u money for it🥺

[quasi thunder]

Vurhonga is so old it came free with the game

[long otter]

I asked and she said no money atm🥹

[little ingot]

That doesn’t make it bad

[ocean lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/caesar-planet-of-apes-gif-5137178368382111949

[long otter]

It's for lots of species lol

[little ingot]

The only animal people care about are the tigers

[void lagoon]

genuinely how do u hunt snow leopards

[little ingot]

Unless you want to hunt tahr

[snow hatch]

like what

snow leopards solo tigers

[quasi thunder]

Also what animal is good in vurhonga? If sundar only has 1 vurhonga has none

[long otter]

Snowys,water buffalo,tahr,yak

[snow hatch]

so do muntjac

[long otter]

Barasingha

[ocean lagoon]

preach

i like sundar

[little ingot]

I can get water buffalo in vurhonga 🤒

[long otter]

LMAO

[ocean lagoon]

tigers and snow make it worht it

[marsh gyro]

Those are cape buffalo

[snow hatch]

completely different animal

[long otter]

Cape lol

[little ingot]

I know

👀

[quasi thunder]

Can you?

[long otter]

U obviously dont

[little ingot]

Trust me just jokes guys

[snow hatch]

js me or is he kinda cute?

quite the charmer

[long otter]

This is what u made some ppl do after u said that

[marsh gyro]

Fwampop?

[ocean lagoon]

i have a recurring nightmare that goes like this

[void lagoon]

this is what they’re based on

[ocean lagoon]

tapir

[long otter]

I swear I shot one of those things with a bow in the avatar game

[little ingot]

Wait where is the new map based in

[void lagoon]

yes

[snow hatch]

yo say you swear thats what the lil jits look like

[ocean lagoon]

your moms yard

[marsh gyro]

South America

[quasi thunder]

Panda Ads where really scary

[snow hatch]

that mf 20 animals in one

[long otter]

In the ocean what u think

[little ingot]

That wasn’t funny

[little ingot]

I meant what country

[ocean lagoon]

im sorry master

[long otter]

Yeah it was

[marsh gyro]

I didn't think that was right when I said it lol

[long otter]

😭

[void lagoon]

what

[marsh gyro]

I couldn't remember if fwampop was the right name

[void lagoon]

they’re called fwampop and tapirus

[marsh gyro]

Ohhh gotcha

[quasi thunder]

Tapir mentioned

[frozen owl]

I hope we get tapirs this map

[little ingot]

I keep thinking your profile picture is a comic book Batman from far away

[ocean lagoon]

guys johnbackflip said im not funny and lwk now im crying

[marsh gyro]

Yeah here's hoping

[snow hatch]

dude baby capybaras can't be real they're so cute holy

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-meme-aww-aww-so-cute-aw-gif-8003591743585577098

[long otter]

Somebody said my pfp looks like batman before aswell😭

[frozen owl]

Itd be criminal to have an amazon map without tapirs

[long otter]

The joke was a bit funny😭

[quasi thunder]

They just look like little adult capybaras, they are the baby animal of all times

[snow hatch]

genuinely

[simple raptor]

I'm at the albino brown bear from the missions and hit it's head is there a way to fix it

[snow hatch]

i saw that tiktok btw

[void lagoon]

leave the game and come back

[marsh gyro]

I dunno about criminal, but I would be sad without them

[long otter]

Eat it

[quasi thunder]

Tiktok? Heck no Im a man of culture i saw a YouTube short

[frozen owl]

I mean yea its an overstatement 😭

But come ooonnn

Biggest animal on the continent?

And they didnt add it?

Thatd be silly

[marsh gyro]

True

[snow hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/descendant-meme-im-crine-mario-sob-gif-2916959742409722245

[frozen owl]

I feel so sick

[marsh gyro]

Honestly I don't think so, but I could be wrong

[ocean lagoon]

last person i heard say this had 3 kids soooooo

[void lagoon]

@long otter

[marsh gyro]

Maybe main menu before it dies?

[frozen owl]

HEEEEELLLLLL NO

[snow hatch]

oooh bighorns

[long otter]

RAAAAAA

[void lagoon]

i love the bighorns on these guys

[simple raptor]

I left and it's doing the dialogue from when she tells you to hunt it

[long otter]

The thing the cape is at is killing me

[snow hatch]

facts bighorns are so much better than the small horns capes

[marsh gyro]

Oh maybe it worked then

[quasi thunder]

Is this a Water buffalo?

[marsh gyro]

Cape buffalo

[quasi thunder]

Bighorn sheep

[ocean lagoon]

ok ig

[frozen owl]

I aint ready to be a mom bruh 😭 😭 😭

[long otter]

He knows he's trolling John backflip

[marsh gyro]

Oh

[ocean lagoon]

i wasnt ready to be a dad tbh

[frozen owl]

Bro i dont even have a job

[quasi thunder]

Do you absolutely have to?

[ocean lagoon]

same bro

[marsh gyro]

Is anyone ever ready?

[radiant wren]

its okay your job is to be a mom (if ur a mom_

[frozen owl]

MY GIRLFRIEND DOESNT HAVE A JOB EITHER

[radiant wren]

ohhh that might be a problem.

[ocean lagoon]

i dont have a gf 😭

[quasi thunder]

Oh no both moms are without a job

[radiant wren]

wait how dat work

do each of you just have 0.5 of the baby

[frozen owl]

We fuse

[ocean lagoon]

bro 😭

[radiant wren]

ohhhh sweet

[void lagoon]

time to get off cotw and sleep 😢

[desert flower]

Nooo

[frozen owl]

Like some horror movie

[simple raptor]

It worked he is diamond albino

[radiant wren]

Oh no

[void lagoon]

it’s okay.. i can cotw in the morning

[desert flower]

Good

[radiant wren]

Count hartebeest

[marsh gyro]

Awesome, glad you fixed it

[long otter]

I'm going sleep at 1 so I can wake up and get a drink 😭

[quasi thunder]

Nature is truly beautiful

[frozen owl]

Its like anglerfish

[simple raptor]

Better get full score had to do all these missions

[quasi thunder]

Wonderful, i think its the plot of the blob or something

[frozen owl]

On a serious note i doubt id want kids

I dont think id be a good mother

Besides i like my free time and sleep

[radiant wren]

count your hartebeest brooke

1.... 2... 💤

[radiant wren]

This gave me a horrific vision

[void lagoon]

that hartebeest reminds me of this video🥹

[radiant wren]

I think thats the same png

[frozen owl]

Its like parthinogenesis

[ocean lagoon]

not trying to like change your mind but i have plenty of free time

[quasi thunder]

Danged Mink they have way too good of a nose

[frozen owl]

https://tenor.com/view/kurourushi-cockroach-special-grade-curse-still-alive-gif-4825985141234593102

[radiant wren]

congrats on your clone 🎂 🎈 🍼 #firsttimecloner #cloneparty

[frozen owl]

Ill see how i feel, ill need to adopt anyways

[radiant wren]

sleep bru 😭

[void lagoon]

i JUST got off the game

[radiant wren]

HITS

[quasi thunder]

You dont have a job or a girl

[ocean lagoon]

lol i have free time cuz haunted does the work

[frozen owl]

Dawg 😭

[ocean lagoon]

😔

[radiant wren]

are you the wife

[ocean lagoon]

brutal

[frozen owl]

LOL

[quasi thunder]

Damned mink

[frozen owl]

Hunting minks is so irritating

[quasi thunder]

They are way too fun to hunt but yeah

[glacial dune]

this world is going to hell too quickly for me to consider having kids imo

[quasi thunder]

Exactly

[frozen owl]

This too

Everything is too expensive

[ocean lagoon]

mb bro

[frozen owl]

Among everything else

[frozen owl]

What

No

You didnt do anything

[harsh dawn]

have your children been born yet

[quasi thunder]

I was in an abusive household and i don't trust myself to be better as a parent so I'll abstain

[frozen owl]

😭

[ocean lagoon]

no i disrupted the global supply line

[ocean lagoon]

yes

[radiant wren]

its just COTW hyping up the hell map dw

[harsh dawn]

how was the chair

[frozen owl]

Scoundrel

[ocean lagoon]

would rather it have been electric

[harsh dawn]

😭

[radiant wren]

I was fully expecting baddog to say that his wife took the chair

[jade quiver]

Think of your children

[frozen owl]

If my wife was giving birth to my kids she could do and take what ever she wanted

[radiant wren]

So glad I am single otherwise I would just stay home hunting haggis

[ocean lagoon]

bro wut

[quasi thunder]

Im hunting haggis as we speak

[radiant wren]

How many do ya have

[quasi thunder]

0

[frozen owl]

I just wish they appeared in the lodge as their models

[quasi thunder]

Not very good at it

[frozen owl]

And not the food item

[quasi thunder]

You?

[radiant wren]

0 I have 4 hours total on scotland

[frozen owl]

Id actually go out of my way to look for them if that was the case

[quasi thunder]

I think we could plead the deal to the devs

[frozen owl]

Eh i doubt theyd change it 😭

[ocean lagoon]

guys my tummy hurts

im hungry

[frozen owl]

Now its your turn

[wanton quail]

I mean..

[radiant wren]

how far along

[ocean lagoon]

i already did my part of the project like 9 months ago

[desert flower]

Was you the one giving birth?

[quasi thunder]

They added cryptids because people asked

[desert flower]

[ocean lagoon]

pretty much son

id rather give birth then sit in that chair

[frozen owl]

I mean yeah ig

[desert flower]

[radiant wren]

Bring floaties

Just get a really big inflatable flamingo and sit in it

[frozen owl]

Not fairly divided

[wanton quail]

were you slouching

[frozen owl]

The chair was so uncomfortale he had to go to the gym

[ocean lagoon]

i know i did the hard part

[ocean lagoon]

yes 😔

[radiant wren]

this could be a better solution

[wanton quail]

yk what I'm gonna say next

[frozen owl]

Sounds like a you problem

[quasi thunder]

I love the last 4 maps so much and playing them just gives me more and more excitement for the new jungle

Actually not Salz, I haven't played more than an hour in salz

[frozen owl]

I am super excited for this map

[ocean lagoon]

me too

[quasi thunder]

You have a kid on the way

[old lion]

Already here lol

[old lion]

Sameeee

[frozen owl]

ANOTHER?

6 kids

[ocean lagoon]

you got new map money? broke ahh

[radiant wren]

Just because he has a child doesnt mean he cant enjoy the thrill of a new map 😭

[old lion]

I’m not pregnant again yet so first I’m hearing of this

[radiant wren]

baddog you dirty dog

[quasi thunder]

Lmao

[frozen owl]

Bro i hope we get tapir

[quasi thunder]

Me too

[frozen owl]

My want list are tapir and river otters

[ocean lagoon]

yet is kinda wicked work lmao

[frozen owl]

Thats what i really want

[quasi thunder]

And i hope we get some cool mountains with guanaco and new puma

[frozen owl]

Even if its just tapir

[radiant wren]

tapir are more likely

I dont think river otters would be in game

[frozen owl]

Ill be happy

[vale dawn]

Hey guys I’m a new player how do I participate in the roe roundup and what do I get if I do

[marsh gyro]

Giant otters could be added I think

[frozen owl]

What i want are
Jaguars
Capybara
Vicuña/guanacos
Puma rework
Tapir
Black caiman

[marsh gyro]

Puma rework would be amazing

[radiant wren]

I don't find talking about the new map exciting since I had the unfortunate encounter of it on youtube (if ykyk)

[frozen owl]

MM'S i want are
Puma vs vicuña/guanaco
Jaguar vs black caiman

[ocean lagoon]

jag vs spect

[frozen owl]

Or any caiman species as long as its a caiman

And in a MM with a jaguar

[radiant wren]

Is there more than one caiman

I thought it was just black caiman

[marsh gyro]

We're gonna get Cuvier's dwarf caiman

[frozen owl]

Idc

[radiant wren]

dear god

[frozen owl]

Im happy

[marsh gyro]

Quite a few, black, spectacled, a few dwarf species

[ocean lagoon]

i hope there is black and spect bc then my wife would be happy

[marsh gyro]

Me neither

[radiant wren]

I don't think they'd put two different caiman on the map but it would be cool to see

[frozen owl]

Looked it up

[vale dawn]

Does anybody know what toe roundup is

[frozen owl]

I want spectacled caiman specifically

[ocean lagoon]

@shrewd apex see im a good husband

youre mean to me for no reason😔

[quasi thunder]

I want, jaguars(we know this one)
Tapir
Puma rework
Guanaco
Spectacled bear

[sage flax]

the one you probably know (from jaguars eating them) is the yacare caiman

[radiant wren]

Google is trying to convince me the Deinosuchus is still alive and is a type of caiman

[radiant wren]

ohhh yea thats right

[sage flax]

i really hope they add 2 caimans

[quasi thunder]

If I get a Haggis I don't believe I'd be able to shoot it

[slate sluice]

that would be the AI...

[violet frigate]

High Tapir Fade

[quasi thunder]

Hey seakayak!

[shrewd apex]

You’re a clown and a dingus

[radiant wren]

You know that clown/queen tiktok trend

[quasi thunder]

Aren't we all?

[shrewd apex]

No lol I don’t do TikTok

[quasi thunder]

YouTube Shorts or nothing

[old lion]

Me either

[shrewd apex]

I miss chicken tv

That was the best entertainment

Now we just have normal birds

Hummingbirds are ok ig

[zenith rampart]

why?

[radiant wren]

you live in a zoo bro 😭

[quasi thunder]

They are adorable

[shrewd apex]

What lmao

I guess if you count -6 chickens and a cat a zoo sure

[quasi thunder]

And as in right now more valuable alive (for looking at the model)

[shrewd apex]

We don’t have em anymore lol

[radiant wren]

what happened to the chickens

[shrewd apex]

Had to sell em sadly

Miss em

[old lion]

My chickens are evil

[shrewd apex]

They be like that

[violet frigate]

hey Jack! 👋

[shrewd apex]

Always a couple evil ones in the flock lol

My fav was the 2nd most evil

She was head honcho until she pecked another lady’s comb and had to be on timeout for awhile
Then evil lady numero uno stepped up and became big mama despite being the tiniest chicken

She had the attitude for it lol

[old lion]

My favorite chicken is the super super fat rooster

[shrewd apex]

What’s his name lmaooo

[old lion]

He’s lwk like 15 pounds 😭

[old lion]

Chester

[quasi thunder]

Mink have a wet and a dry look?

[old lion]

If I kill my g1 wolve when he has snow on him will he have snow in the lodge?

[quasi thunder]

Sadly no

[shrewd apex]

Yea! A lot of animals do
Foxes, hares, etc

[quasi thunder]

But you can take a cool trophy picture with it

[quasi thunder]

Can't say I ever noticed

[void lagoon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/491937867963170817/1509973058239074436/VideoToGif_GIF.gif

[radiant wren]

GO

TO SLEEP

[shrewd apex]

P sure it’s smthn they added around Scotland
Or at least tweaked

[shrewd apex]

He sounds lovely

[ocean lagoon]

hes very sweet

unlike the rest

[quasi thunder]

Someone is going to have to put brooke down

[ocean lagoon]

guys does anyone have advice for me for these kids

[quasi thunder]

For her own good

[ocean lagoon]

how many nannies do 3 babies need

[quasi thunder]

7 next question

[ocean lagoon]

should i get paid more since i have more kids

[zenith rampart]

at least

[desert flower]

Train em like dogs idk

[quasi thunder]

Yes but you have to get a job first

[zenith rampart]

should be triple

[ocean lagoon]

that would be really nice but i dont think its gonna happen

[zenith rampart]

real

[snow hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-g-fries-lasers-gif-11602228301725604128

[ocean lagoon]

im just gonna keep theiving wages

[quasi thunder]

Good idea you have to theive 3 times as many

[tropic leaf]

Ey, I'm walkin here

[spice mica]

Just walked around hunting a lot of tigers...

[ocean lagoon]

should i drive safer

[spice mica]

Like, 3 or 4, but they all sucked

[nimble patrol]

I’m levving here

[quasi thunder]

You wont want to

[tropic leaf]

Criminal speeding...

[ocean lagoon]

x5

i have 5 criminal speeding

[quasi thunder]

With 3 kids I wouldn't drive safer

[tropic leaf]

Why arent you smart?

[ocean lagoon]

i smort boy

[quasi thunder]

If you crash into the cameras they can't fine you

[ocean lagoon]

we dont use cameras in the states

[tropic leaf]

What

[ocean lagoon]

like speed cameras

[void lagoon]

teach them to play cotw

[tropic leaf]

Yes we do

[ocean lagoon]

not a widely

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/costco-guys-five-big-booms-boom-gif-16319214973015367077

[ocean lagoon]

ive never been cuaght by a cam

ive been pulled by officers prolly 100 times

[shrewd apex]

Homie

💀

[void lagoon]

hi stoney