🦌︴general

[old lion]

So in the event of divorce they are not split up

[dark barn]

have you considered that 6 o clock isnt always the normal starting time😭

[tropic leaf]

Who gets the gator in the divorce?

[ocean lagoon]

you

[lone drift]

Pls no divorce

[dark barn]

this guy had one experience and painted it across the board

[peak cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/john-marston-red-dead-redemption-surrounded-john-marston-death-open-door-gif-10004198226810567881

[wintry sage]

it has always been 6 for me lol except winter

[tropic leaf]

I am entirely for yall divorcing
-# jk, dont divorce that'd be sad

[lone drift]

BAN THIS MAN

[dark barn]

General Custer 5 mins before his last stand

[peak cosmos]

idk with the way they interact it might be for the better 😭

[wintry sage]

marry me instead seamus(jk)

[dark barn]

https://tenor.com/view/ew-gross-disgusting-oh-no-yuck-gif-20454736

[shrewd apex]

Productivity can be created through other means besides sleep though tbh and often is. In ways I won’t expand on too much besides mentioning energy drinks, coffee, and other stimulants lol
A solid sleep schedule isn’t always an option and peoples work may require different hours

[tropic leaf]

I go to work at 10

[wintry sage]

seamus crying tears of joy

[ocean lagoon]

seamus dont lie bro youre unemployed just like me

[shrewd apex]

Not sure why we are clinging to this convo so hard but! People be different! Lol it just be like that
Not everyone shares the exact same experience

[peak cosmos]

do not compare me to CUSTER 😭

[tropic leaf]

You're right

Thought i could trick yall

[lone drift]

B but you had a job

[wintry sage]

when i do construction its roofing so id rather die than start at 10

[ocean lagoon]

nah bro catch me in the bread line

[dark barn]

its kinda funny to think people believe that their general contractors arent coming down off several illicit substances every morning

[tropic leaf]

What is the hint

What is the teaser

[ocean lagoon]

about to start the 4th french revolution

[lone drift]

Baddog only needs to reverse all his interactions with girls and he is the perfect cotw player

[ocean lagoon]

what could this possibly mean son 😭

[shrewd apex]

Literally. Like
As someone who’s entire family is in that business and has grown up around people like this- all of them were on something 😭I’m not gonna say all of them in the world are like that but like- everyone is different lol

[wintry sage]

its only the 4th

[tropic leaf]

I play cotw and I know plenty of women

[shrewd apex]

I mean at the very least coffee is a pretty common one lol

[wintry sage]

figured we were on 8 or 9 by now

[lone drift]

Nieces and other family dont count seamus

Sorry

[shrewd apex]

Most everyone on site drinks some kind of energizing substance ime

[dark barn]

my coworkers would fill themselves up with coca cola and disco biscuits then do a 12 shift the next morningnwith no sleep

[wintry sage]

your mother,sister,grandma,aunt, plenty

[shrewd apex]

Real

[lone drift]

Bro just keeps adding great every time

[tropic leaf]

Literally all of the ones you named are dead or don't exist

[wintry sage]

oof

[lone drift]

“Great grandmother, great great grandmother, great great great grandmother, great great great great grandmother”

[peak cosmos]

i bet u know plenty more women than seamus (marvel rivals lobby randoms)

[dark barn]

Seamummy is no longer with us?

[wintry sage]

nah i just play and go next

i know like 4

nvm that its 7

[ocean lagoon]

me too twin me too

[peak cosmos]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rap-battle-wrong-number-1

[lone drift]

I know some women outside of my family

[wintry sage]

2 neices sil mom sister grandma great grandma

[old lion]

I am a woman

[peak cosmos]

but do you truly know yourself 🤔

[shrewd apex]

I worry for some of y’all

[lone drift]

That’s a quarter of the ones i know 😔

[ocean lagoon]

😭

[wintry sage]

ptfhhh woman dont exist online you should know that smh

[ocean lagoon]

legally haunted is part of my family so idk if i can count her

[peak cosmos]

im ngl ive been assuming you were a woman for like a week

[tropic leaf]

What is self? What you imagine when you think if yourself? Or perhaps what you hope others dont see when they look at you?

[wintry sage]

whaaaa

[peak cosmos]

what im saying

[dark barn]

bottom of their bio got me crine

[lone drift]

Sooooooo…. I’m officialy adopted?

[old lion]

We’re married you dumbass😭 I hope I count😭

[lone drift]

I never even signed a form

[wintry sage]

what gave you that idea

[peak cosmos]

its the pfp

i wasn't thinkin about it too hard

[ocean lagoon]

my pfp is a bunny

[peak cosmos]

GETTTT

[shrewd apex]

<@&393042322499305473>

[wintry sage]

of a Disney princess smoking a j?

[peak cosmos]

yes

[wintry sage]

i just thought it was cool lol

[old lion]

My pfp is a lizard and I’m a girl so likeeee I wouldn’t place weight on it

[lone drift]

Big lizard

Biggest lizard

[tropic leaf]

I am I don Quixote the lord of la mancha

[peak cosmos]

nothing wrong w that

[tropic leaf]

My destiny calls and I go

[lone drift]

I have no idea what people think i am

[dark barn]

same vibe as those old gangster bugs bunny pfps tbh

[tropic leaf]

And the wild winds of fortune will carry me onwards

Withersoever they blow

[lone drift]

No real pronouns in my profile

[peak cosmos]

idk what i think you are either

[tropic leaf]

Onwards to glory I go

[lone drift]

Name doesn’t say much

[wintry sage]

are you actually cuz when you said it originally i thought it was troll

[dark barn]

happie is an amorphous blob

[lone drift]

I’m chillin

[tropic leaf]

Happie, you are a bald cat

[old lion]

A woman?

[peak cosmos]

i thought you was a lizard

[wintry sage]

like the slime from mega man

[lone drift]

But like

[old lion]

You right gng I’m one of the government lizard people

[dark barn]

lesbian? i thought you were american

[lone drift]

A male cat or a girl cat

[tropic leaf]

You missed some stuff

[shrewd apex]

A 14-16 year old boy

[peak cosmos]

knew it

[old lion]

I would assume your a boy

[wintry sage]

yeh i lowkey thought you were memeing

[lone drift]

I’m indeed 1416 years old

[tropic leaf]

You are a 15 year old boy iirc

[shrewd apex]

What about non binary cat

[old lion]

No I’m actually a woman 😭

[lone drift]

Haha i tricked you all i am a boy after all

[old lion]

Society is cooked bro can’t be a woman without someone thinking you’re trolling

[dark barn]

green disc

[lone drift]

You should’ve known by my awful humor

[tropic leaf]

The thing spins

[wintry sage]

i feel like in this server your either 50 or 15 no inbetween

[shrewd apex]

-# society been cooked for a plethora of other reasons but also
Real

[shrewd apex]

So much in between

[peak cosmos]

most of us are like 20-25

[shrewd apex]

But I feel that. It feels like it’s one or the other sometimes lol

[ocean lagoon]

im 24

[tropic leaf]

Girl we been knowing

[shrewd apex]

Solid chunk are 30s too

[tropic leaf]

Unc

[wintry sage]

yeh im 21 so

[tropic leaf]

Unc

[lone drift]

We knew you are 2’4 already baddog

[dark barn]

man i dont know you much but you really know how to spread misinformation

[peak cosmos]

the unc sector

[tropic leaf]

Unc

[shrewd apex]

According to the younger gens here, 18 and older is all unc lol

[peak cosmos]

pretty standard dog height

[shrewd apex]

Saw someone call a 16 year old unc in here

Wild night

[dark barn]

unctor

[peak cosmos]

according to seamus*

[tropic leaf]

18 and under are nephs

[lone drift]

30+ is unc

[nimble sequoia]

i know like 80 people in here at least who are in their 20s and 30s ngl

[tropic leaf]

Ok neph

[ocean lagoon]

tbh im lwk an old 24

[shrewd apex]

No those are lil bros
20s is nephs

[nimble sequoia]

fetus

[lone drift]

Shut up skinny

[wintry sage]

thats a opinion so it can't be misinformation notice the i feel at the start

[lone drift]

LEAVE ME ALONE 😭

I’m tryna be nice 😭

[nimble sequoia]

as am i

[tropic leaf]

I'm going to steal your fake hair

[nimble sequoia]

i aint finna be nice to the turkeys in classic tho

[dark barn]

thats a joke notice the joke at the start, middle and end

[peak cosmos]

hi zacjh

[nimble sequoia]

they gonna get sent to the afterlife ong

[nimble sequoia]

sup saul, machete avulsion is healing well

[lone drift]

Did you take your schizophrenia meds

[peak cosmos]

when tf did that happen

[nimble sequoia]

skin has reformed and water no longer hurts

[nimble sequoia]

Monday

[tropic leaf]

No

[wintry sage]

thats not a lot doc isnt the server got like 1000s of people

[ocean lagoon]

me and haunted are old mid 20s

[peak cosmos]

honse always doing sht

[tropic leaf]

Unc

[nimble sequoia]

among active chatters it is, weve got no way to confirm lurkers that aint say nothing tho

[lone drift]

We are all in your head seamus

[ocean lagoon]

i feel like im 100 man 😭

[lone drift]

This is but a dream

[peak cosmos]

ur 100 in dog years

[ocean lagoon]

rent free

[nimble sequoia]

it slipped in the sheath when i was removing it and i didnt get my pinky outta the way in time

[tropic leaf]

Real

[hybrid crater]

This is a nightmare

[lone drift]

You’re not you could be my big brother

Pls dont be

But you could be

[peak cosmos]

rip, glad finger is still there and healing tho

[nimble sequoia]

i got the bleeding to stop then put on bacitracin and a bandage and got it out again anyways and cut out a few saplings

[wintry sage]

every time i hop in voice channels its always little kids thats why i said thst

[ocean lagoon]

yeah i mean literally im young but i also have 4 kids and a career

[tropic leaf]

-# my brothers are almost all older than yall

[ocean lagoon]

i feel old

[wintry sage]

i dont ask when im just chatting in gen

[lone drift]

I read 4 kids and cancer i teared up a little

[ocean lagoon]

son 😭

[peak cosmos]

VC is a whole different demographic tbf

little kids plus seamus

[tropic leaf]

Tears of joy🥲

[lone drift]

I WOULD NEVER

[void lagoon]

lesgooooooooo

[dark barn]

using the VCs as a place to gauge age is not exactly it

[tropic leaf]

I dont go in vc here😭

[dreamy karma]

My dumb brain read that medicine as nitroglicerine

[tropic leaf]

Fake

[lone drift]

Those are the npc children

[wintry sage]

seamud is 12 bruh

[nimble sequoia]

VC is gremlin town thats why

[lone drift]

The ones that like being social

[tropic leaf]

Seamud

[wintry sage]

ban em

[lone drift]

Yes where you belong bc you are but a clam

[nimble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/squeaky-tongue-toy-explosion-boom-gif-8805425

[wintry sage]

i made the typo and left it cuz it was funny lol

[nimble sequoia]

unironically dont joke about that

[nimble sequoia]

discord can and will go off that alone to comm ban people

[ocean lagoon]

seamus is 13

[lone drift]

Guys these modern kids are messed up

I got called old

[peak cosmos]

seamus is 67

[ocean lagoon]

son you are a modern kid

[lone drift]

If i’m old you’re non existent

[dark barn]

didnt you tell me off last night for 67ing

[peak cosmos]

wasnt me

[dark barn]

https://tenor.com/view/shaggy-wasnt-me-not-me-gif-4930192

[lone drift]

Have toddlers always been this mean

[peak cosmos]

IT WASNNTT

[wintry sage]

ohh ik tos and stuff i remember a whole thing from like 2019 in flinters server some kid said his age and got mad when the mods banned him lol

[lone drift]

They called me automodded words and i couldn’t do anything back

4 foot nightmares

[peak cosmos]

just throw em #ez

[tropic leaf]

I get told I look like a girl

[wintry sage]

one of yall called me unc

im barely old enough to drink

[peak cosmos]

did you deserve it?

[lone drift]

We were talking about mean things Seamus not compliments

[dreamy karma]

How unc can you really be

And being unc is cool tho

[peak cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[wintry sage]

i said im 21 lol maybe idk

[bright bobcat]

Infant

[wintry sage]

i mean i am a uncle so i guess

[tropic leaf]

Unc

[tropic leaf]

Unc

[peak cosmos]

grandpa

[shrewd apex]

It’s the lashes and the hair
-# happie ain’t wrong tho it is a compliment in some circles

[wintry sage]

seamus take you old ahh back to the nursing home

[dark barn]

you aren't?

[wanton zealot]

Youngling here

[bright bobcat]

Ur literally like 12 or something

Get this kid a happy meal

[tropic leaf]

Ok nova Scotia

[wintry sage]

aye bruh doc just said dont do that

[shrewd apex]

How is Seamus both 15, 19, and 6000 years old all in one

[lone drift]

Seamus is so young he gets happy about being guessed older then he is

[dark barn]

he said dont joke about it about yourself... its your message that will get you banned not someone elses

[peak cosmos]

seamus is 18+ 🤓 ☝️

[wintry sage]

well tos is 13+ so

[bright bobcat]

Eldritch being

[wintry sage]

as long as hes that hes good

[peak cosmos]

hes well in the clear

[dreamy karma]

Either way it's good being unc

Until you gotta pay taxes

[lone drift]

Yellow 🥀?

[dark barn]

based on years round the sun maybe

he dont act or look it

[shrewd apex]

Seamus you know you shouldn’t post pictures of yourself online

[wintry sage]

hes been on discord prolly longer than some of the lurkers have been alive

[dark barn]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-michał-szumski-szkielet-mister-szumski-szumski-michał-gif-7878133532389279215

true footage of seamus hitting the sploinky doinky

[shrewd apex]

Is that what that is 😭

[wintry sage]

thats seamus fs

[tropic leaf]

7 years😭

[peak cosmos]

theyre only lurkers cus they dont know how to spell yet

[wintry sage]

seen him at the bar yesterday

[dreamy karma]

Before hunting in cotw he was hunting the whale in ac black flag 300 years ago

[wintry sage]

ik i did the math

[lone drift]

Ya’ll have seen me everywhere and nowhere

Think about it

[tropic leaf]

When i went to ren faire

[wintry sage]

i got you beat by like 6 months

[shrewd apex]

Amazing costume, did you make the shield yourself?

[lone drift]

Like you could lift metal objects

[dark barn]

on halloween seamus family plays the song "spooky scary seamus's" instead

[tropic leaf]

Had it when I spawned in

[wintry sage]

real footage btw

[lone drift]

I could never go to any kind of roleplay event

[shrewd apex]

Ren faire isn’t necessarily roleplay

You don’t have to dress up or act a character

[dark barn]

i'd cringe until i died

[shrewd apex]

It’s just encouraged cuz fun

[peak cosmos]

me larping by eating turkey leg

[lone drift]

Same, can’t stand people in mascot suits and stuff either

[tropic leaf]

Medieval times ahh dinner

[wintry sage]

ive gone but dont participate

[dark barn]

me larping by catching the plague and spreading it round the faire encampment

[peak cosmos]

not again

[shrewd apex]

Actually used to watch folks larp on the weekends when we’d go out fishing

We’d walk the canoe by em every time and they’d be fighting w swords and crap in full gear

There would be like deadass 50 people

Larping a battle of some ish

[peak cosmos]

thats kinda awesome icl

[tropic leaf]

I need a rusty suit of armor

[shrewd apex]

Was cool to watch. They looked like they had a lot of fun lol lots of food and drinks too

[dark barn]

i remember stumbling on a LARP of people dressed as elves with rubber swords in a park, nearly cried

[shrewd apex]

No it was dope lol

[shrewd apex]

Why is that cry worthy I’m

[dark barn]

the pain of laughing

[shrewd apex]

Aside from Seamus

Why tho

[wintry sage]

im saying sounds fun to me

[lone drift]

I once ran into a mascot in a very small mall i turned around

[dark barn]

do you expect to wake up and see fake elves with floppy swords in a council estate park every day

[tropic leaf]

Perhaps it is worthy of a babe ruth misprint card?

[shrewd apex]

Right lol I don’t think I’d do it myself but it’s fun to watch peeps do it

[shrewd apex]

No but that doesn’t mean I’d cry over it 😭

[lone drift]

I would

[lunar ether]

💀

[hybrid crater]

A dream come true

[wintry sage]

id do the civil war ones they look cool

[peak cosmos]

god just be making anyone its a thing of beauty

[shrewd apex]

Wild

[lone drift]

Same with any kind of cosplay party

[nimble sequoia]

hes prolly unusually strong for ssome reason

skinny dudes be like that for no reason

[dark barn]

but i.. laughing until it hurts can definitely cause tears

[peak cosmos]

sleeper build

[dark barn]

i'm not crying over them larping

i was laughing so hard it hurt

[shrewd apex]

I know, I just don’t get why you’d laugh that hard in the first place 😭it’s just people doin stuff
Do yo thang tho man

[lone drift]

I dread the day somebody in cosplay tries to interact with me

[wintry sage]

125 deadlifting 500 fr hes crazy with it

[lone drift]

Do you have tips 😔

[peak cosmos]

you probably dont have to worry about it

[shrewd apex]

I pray you don’t get glomped

[dark barn]

because its a thing i've never seen before, not something you'd see every day and also FLOPPY SWORDS AND FAKE ELVES IN A COUNCIL ESTATE

[lone drift]

You’re right i am pretty fast

[peak cosmos]

GLOMPED

https://klipy.com/gifs/flashbang-2--k01KS62XCBFJKVFE5VEWFV54PV3

[hybrid crater]

If you start crying loudly then they will probably walk away

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-run-fast-meme-bumble-bee-gif-12734932526654691281

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/george-cooper-young-sheldon-pullup-pull-up-pulling-up-gif-5404530281369124637

[lone drift]

Me if i ever see somebody dressed up and roleplaying

[tropic leaf]

I lowk want a Don Quixote cosplay(not the weird anime thing)

I need the fake beard and everything

[lone drift]

The guy with the what would you do show?

[shrewd apex]

Idk why we’re yelling but ok I guess

[dark barn]

emphasis

floppy swords is hilarious

[lone drift]

I’d be very quiet razz they might hear you

[dark barn]

they were literally like the floppy lightsaber from family guy star wars

[peak cosmos]

i would laugh too

[hybrid crater]

This pic goes hard

[lone drift]

I might just hide and pray if i ever run into somebody in a fursuit

No point in running

[dark barn]

i'm easy to make laugh icl

[wanton zealot]

Careful happie they are listening

[peak cosmos]

way ur talking about it im starting to think you just have a genuine medical phobia of hobbyists

[wanton zealot]

I can just imagine happie running away from the easter bunny at the mall

[lone drift]

No just costumes and roleplay i am already terrified enough of real social interactions

[lone drift]

I have done this unironically

[hybrid crater]

What about a mall Santa?

[peak cosmos]

tbh i think running into a fursuiter is at least 5x less scary than running into someone you went to high school with

[dark barn]

all this to say its okay to laugh hard at something you've never experienced before thats really not the norm for your area😭

[lone drift]

Saul what do i do in either situations to avoid them 😔

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-confusion-i-show-speed-ishowspeed-speed-ohio-gif-18271165267203003105

[peak cosmos]

dap them up and leave

#benice #benormal

[lone drift]

My hands will be sweaty and those suits are expensive

[peak cosmos]

how sweaty do u think they are on the inside bro

[dark barn]

would rather meet a normal fursuiter than PirateSoftware

[peak cosmos]

like 2 inches of foam that stuff is HOT

[dark barn]

gonna patent air conditioned fursuits

[wanton zealot]

Pull a thragg and have an animal coat on your shoulder

[old lion]

Try doing both at once

[lone drift]

The idea of this stuff happening got me sweating bro i do NOT like costumes

[peak cosmos]

furries are like aerospace engineers and shi im sure they have it figured out already

[peak cosmos]

if the person inside the fursuit is someone you went to school with i think they cancel each other out on account of them being more compromised than you

[wanton zealot]

You'll have a really great time at spirit Halloween then

[peak cosmos]

actually phobic im telling you

[dark barn]

but have they patented it

because if not i can patent it then sue em

[lone drift]

Can i get over this stuff

[peak cosmos]

only time and therapy will tell

[wintry sage]

anyone do anything fun today or naw

[lone drift]

It’s becoming more popular and i grow more fearful by the day

[hybrid crater]

There is no hope

[lone drift]

I saw furries on a motorcycle in my own street

[hybrid crater]

As the kids say, you are cooked

[peak cosmos]

THEYRE COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!

[lone drift]

I have never avoided so much eye contact

[wanton zealot]

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

[lone drift]

I am safe for now

[hybrid crater]

For now...

[wintry sage]

time to breakout the spike strip

[lone drift]

Ok bro 😭

[peak cosmos]

ok chill

[dark barn]

i know so many people who larp as the exorcist on the daily

i think its just drugs though

[hybrid crater]

Happie I have a solution

[lone drift]

Go blind

[hybrid crater]

Just live off the grid

[peak cosmos]

i like go blind better tbh

[hybrid crater]

Find a forest somewhere and call it a day

[wintry sage]

i gave him 1 he didnt like it tho

[lone drift]

Nah i lost i bet with Sasquatch and didn’t keep my promise

[peak cosmos]

I have a solution

[lone drift]

He does not want me in the forest

[peak cosmos]

become a furry, then they cant see you inside the suit

[hybrid crater]

Got beef with bigfoot huh

What a shame

[tropic leaf]

Dont show this guy Chuck E Cheese😭

[wintry sage]

facts closest store to me is 15 miles im in the middle of nowhere theres no furries around

[lone drift]

First of all i like my reflection and i do not have 1000s of euros

[lone drift]

Cant stand the guy

[wanton zealot]

Charles entertainment cheese did nothing

[wintry sage]

he likes shooting animals not pretending to be one

[lone drift]

I saw somebody with a tail and paw gloves at my school as well i just remembered

[dark barn]

i bet those outfits stink of stale pizza and marlboro reds

[peak cosmos]

yall got any more of them pixels

[lone drift]

I better start learning how to read braille

[peak cosmos]

why not both

[wintry sage]

ultralights>

[lone drift]

Guys i will keep you updated on my fear

I will now watch a video and face it

[dark barn]

yeah i dont actually think any cancer stick is better than another cancer stick

[lone drift]

Wish me luck

[dark barn]

they all do the same job and taste as horrible as each other

[wintry sage]

nah ultras taste better for sure

[lone drift]

The video did not help i am now sweating very much

[dark barn]

you cannot polish the turd that is tobacco

[void lagoon]

dude, the new dog breed EW released is kinda creepy..

[wintry sage]

and some def taste worse menthols are nasty

[wanton zealot]

He's a sweetheart leave bro alone

[whole vine]

he's given you a cash reward

[void lagoon]

BELLA GET AWAY FROM THAT THING

[dark barn]

my nic fix doesnt try to murder me anymore

[wanton zealot]

Bella will NOT get away from that thing

Bella has made a new friend

[void lagoon]

also could u check out that thing going on in #🦌︴find-a-game ? not sure if u can do anything but im kinda concerned

[wintry sage]

thats what i use a pod mod i quit cigs like 2 years agi

[ocean lagoon]

i love running into people i went to school with

[lone drift]

Guys i have masklophobia, fear of mascots and people in costumes 😭

[wanton zealot]

Baddog is goated for this

[silver trench]

"nah hes my home-boy"
-bellas last barks 2026

[wintry sage]

someone was selling a of in here? thats wild

[wanton zealot]

Calling the wild

[dark barn]

i have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia AHHH

[lone drift]

I’d rather run into a wall

[wanton zealot]

Whats the difference

Amirite

[void lagoon]

they’re probably some kind of bot by my guess since they keep sending that ‘retrieving data’ message

[ocean lagoon]

nah i love it

[wanton zealot]

I have anatidaephobia

[ocean lagoon]

people love to judge me for dropping out lol

[wintry sage]

facts soon as i hear my name in public a deep fear takes over

[lone drift]

Like at least people in a fursuit won’t try to make awkward small talk

[wintry sage]

idk i just checked the messages after you said something i was curious

[tropic leaf]

¿Tu eres estupido?

[lone drift]

They seeeeee you….

[tropic leaf]

I sent it to honse already

[wintry sage]

bro said your not even trying to play you just wanna sell your only fans and ts cracked me up

[dark barn]

woah its your OF?

mods ban this man

[wintry sage]

i dropped out got my ged at 17 bought my first house at 19 so

nothing wrong with dropping out

[void lagoon]

i dropped out to focus my full time on cotw grinding

[wintry sage]

tbf i didnt really drop out i just stopped going

[ocean lagoon]

oh sick

what do you do for money 🤨

[lone drift]

Work probably

[wintry sage]

security now but i did lots of stuff

used to roof for my uncle still do if he needs help

worked at a power plant for awhile

[ocean lagoon]

well congrats on buying the house

i bought my first house at 21

[lone drift]

I got a castle tent at 5, get on my level

[wintry sage]

im 21 now lol

[ocean lagoon]

im 24

i bought my second house at 23

[wintry sage]

im thinking about renting this one and buying something else

closer to work

[ocean lagoon]

and my third one at 23.5

[wanton zealot]

Same man

[tropic leaf]

Fake

Or you'd buy me a house

[wanton zealot]

I became lorde of the hyraxn due to being the next heir

[wintry sage]

where you getting all this money g i need to do what your doing?

[lone drift]

Baddog buy me a house so i can avoid people in animal costumes

[ocean lagoon]

i started a company in high school before dropping out

[lone drift]

Please?

[wanton zealot]

Baddog will probably have them full of mannequins with fursuits on

[tropic leaf]

What sort of company?

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/100-yard-stare-1000-yard-stare-stare-staring-staring-meme-gif-18404030142962634873

[glacial dune]

all these stories of ppl dropping out and being successful makes me want to drop out

[tropic leaf]

This would be hilarious

[glacial dune]

but of course I don’t hear the stories of the ones who fail

[ocean lagoon]

yep

[wanton zealot]

I didnt drop out and im doing good

[ocean lagoon]

i lwk might become a fur suit wearer

[wintry sage]

dont enjoy not working as long as posible

[ocean lagoon]

nononono

[glacial dune]

parents telling me to get a job this summer

[lone drift]

At this point just say “i hate happie i hope he stays a million miles away from me”

[wintry sage]

so we go for cotw meet up at happies and all wear fur suits ?

[ocean lagoon]

works for me

ill lwk buy

[lone drift]

atp waterboard me

[radiant wren]

hello moon map believers

[wanton zealot]

Happie gonna be sitting inside the outpost clutching to his rifle and shotgun

[wintry sage]

funded by baddog cuz them suckers are 2k a piece

[wanton zealot]

Hello moon man

[lone drift]

Loaded

[lone drift]

More i reckon for a good one

[wanton zealot]

Facing the door

[ocean lagoon]

can we get fur suits in cotw instead of ghillie suits

[lone drift]

Traps set in place

[wintry sage]

idk im not a furry lol i just know they cost alot

[ocean lagoon]

and MLP

[lone drift]

NO PLEASE

[wintry sage]

my step bro is a furry tho i can ask him

[wanton zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/hyrax-hyrax-eating-watermelon-gif-13731997295665450139

[lone drift]

Ya’ll genuinely gonna abuse my fear 😭

[wanton zealot]

I agree

[radiant wren]

I forget how pointless Hyrax are

[wintry sage]

https://tenor.com/view/sheppy-shisha-shisha-sheppy-husky-maid-gif-21097707

[wanton zealot]

That's mean

They dont appreciate that

[wintry sage]

ooohhhh big scary dog thingy

[radiant wren]

WHat do they do

[ocean lagoon]

puppy girl is wickedddd

[radiant wren]

Where did you get this gif of Seamus

[wintry sage]

lmasoooooooooooooooooo

ts got me dying

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-run-fast-meme-bumble-bee-gif-12734932526654691281

[lone drift]

I mean those are just kangaroos

[wintry sage]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-gif-23537132

waiting behind you

[lone drift]

I’m against a wall

[wintry sage]

they surrounded you

its over

happie will be morphed into one

[lone drift]

Can i defend myself

[old lion]

Yall need to let happie live

[long otter]

Yes😭

[lone drift]

He is abusing my fear of people in costumes btw 😭

[wintry sage]

just trying to help him get over his fear

https://tenor.com/view/banana-costume-streamer-korean-streamer-gif-20911695

[wintry sage]

so your scared of this too?

[old lion]

😭

[lone drift]

Nah more like mascot costumes

[wintry sage]

https://tenor.com/view/uga-georgia-bulldogs-football-dawg-gif-2528360741282286348

ahh so like this

[vivid zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-mascot-cheerleader-gif-17862404

[lone drift]

Genuinely sweating rn

[wintry sage]

not a ga fan but was the first one i could think of

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-hogs-arkansas-razorbacks-gif-23461991

ahh much better

[long otter]

Looks like my dog when she eats food

[dark barn]

i'm really hating emotionally stable me rn why is nothing on my playlists depressing

why am i a happy clappy jolly man

[lone drift]

Razz help me

They are abusing my fear of mascots

[dark barn]

i'm having my own turmoil over my music choices happie i am in no fit state

[vivid zealot]

our chalupa dogs must meet because mine does tooo

[dark barn]

like wdym my saddest song still sounds this happy

make me weep

[wintry sage]

bro just cant watch college football unless its like army navy game

[lone drift]

We are both at a loss it would appear

[lone drift]

I’m in europe lmao

We don’t watch any american football

[void lagoon]

just hit 500 kills on my wolf grind 🤑

[wintry sage]

we is crazy didnt the london game last year like sellout

[dark barn]

rich yanks and expats went to that

[cobalt spear]

6700 more to go

[dark barn]

didnt even know it happened until it was over

[wintry sage]

im pretty sure there was a germany game too

or maybe thats this year

[vivid zealot]

how do you feel about live mascots? like bevo, or the buffalo that has like 6 handlers that get dragged about ?

[dark barn]

rugby is more fun to watch

[lone drift]

Watch me have nightmares about furries tonight

[long otter]

67000*

[dark barn]

https://tenor.com/view/big-papa-connacht-rugby-gif-24382424

[lone drift]

Also why is it 11am and not fully dark yet

[wintry sage]

you guys even have your own league

[lone drift]

The hell is this

[dark barn]

you guys have your own version of our football league and its still not popular

[void lagoon]

literally its 10pm and this is how bright it is still

[dark barn]

if you asked the average household in the UK do you watch american football, it would be a resounding no

i legit only watched this years superbowl for green day

and bad bunny

though im dissapointed green day werent halftime show

[vivid zealot]

thats funny i have watched all super bowls but this last years

[old lion]

Bad bunny halftime was not good😭

[wintry sage]

huh as far as soccor goes i only know of 1 american team

[dark barn]

its worse up here in Scotchland

[wintry sage]

besides college

[dark barn]

it was great i just would've preferred green day to be at the HT show

[old lion]

I’m allowed to say that bc I speak Spanish and I’m a minority

[dark barn]

green day opening with 3 songs is a crime

[dark barn]

the whole show was meant to be a mild protest and they used THE protest band as an intro

[wintry sage]

i agree it was ahh and i normally watch it but i turned that one off

[dark barn]

you have a whole "league" for lack of a better word

its not structured like european or south american leagues

theres no lower divisions

if you are bottom of the MLS you just

stay in the MLS

theres legit no reason to fight if you never can fully lose your place

[old lion]

I literally don’t know a single person who watches the MLS😭

[wintry sage]

idk i prefer sports that have real contact makes it more fun to watch

[vivid zealot]

there are actually lower levels but its mostly just for developemental purposes

[old lion]

This is a horrible take

More money, fame, and pride

[wintry sage]

mma football ,stuff like that

[dark barn]

red star belgrade vs rangers FC 2021

[old lion]

Average Steelers game with AB back in the day

[dark barn]

if you have nothing to lose theres nothing to fight for

[long otter]

Ts is ahhhh

[dark barn]

if you have to battle to stay in the top division then you definitely carry more fight

[old lion]

Nothing to lose usually means everything to gain

[long otter]

Mls is buns

[dark barn]

you cant gain anything in the MLS apart from the worlds least prestigious trophy

[old lion]

But yall got loser mindsets ig

[dark barn]

its called the ballers graveyard for a reason

[wintry sage]

an accident that happens once every who knows when vs every play is a big difference

id rather watch hockey thats just soccor with fights

[old lion]

I love hockey

[sage linden]

Why are we talking about football

[shrewd apex]

You have a lot to lose though
Each player has their own stats, as well as each team
If you’re in the bottom of the league you know it and people don’t let you forget
Your motivation is coming up from the bottom and actually being known as a decent team + making more money

[wintry sage]

dont get me wrong playing soccor is fun but watching is boring asf

[dark barn]

appreciating a sport just for the contact is weird to me, the skill and grit and determination it takes to battle it out over 45 minutes each half full force of football is amazingnto watch

[ocean lagoon]

bros skill and grit is standing in the grass 😭

[sage linden]

I strongly disagree as a lifelong fan

But I can understand why you wouldn’t enjoy it

[dark barn]

honestly still dont see it with the MLS, its a graveyard league to me

[wintry sage]

the skill being faking being hurt ig

[peak cosmos]

wrestling bro spotted

[dark barn]

we sent Messi to America and Ronaldo to Saudi Arabia like nursing homes lmao

[ocean lagoon]

we is NASTY work

[sage linden]

To people in Europe the MLS is seen as a care home

[wintry sage]

nah i played football baseball soccor and basketball until highschool then just football and baseball

[ocean lagoon]

you didnt do nothing son

[ocean lagoon]

i played everything up until 9th grade and then honed in on kickboxing baseball and basketball

[dark barn]

literally

same with Saudi Arabia

Italy is a care home for people that still have skill

[shrewd apex]

Might just be that it’s a much bigger deal in the states

[wintry sage]

the unitards wrestlers use were never my thing

[wintry sage]

yeh that pretty normal

baseball was prolly my fav to play cuz i was pretty good

[void lagoon]

just killed a level 9 and its floating 😭😭 please swim to me faster 😭😭 please don’t crash game 😭😭

[ocean lagoon]

same twin

i got fat tho and had to stop playing

[long otter]

It's gonna make dime i think

Nah troll

NAH DIME

[dark barn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/g4ws51aUhNw?si=lmEKizbZEZSNcdzB

[long otter]

I think

[dark barn]

this video still gives a national pride boost everytime

[wintry sage]

i got so many baseball trophies half of them are in the closest i dont have room

[void lagoon]

i hope i spawn an acromela wolf

lesgoo it scored 39.06

[radiant wren]

Oh no the copium

[wanton zealot]

The humble acromela lvl 9

[wintry sage]

ive been fat my whole life i never had a problem im fat not unathletic lmao

[void lagoon]

SPAWN NOW!!!

[wanton zealot]

Spawning...

[dark barn]

50 yards out and sent that screamer in🥹

[ocean lagoon]

i was reallllllly fat

[wanton zealot]

Spawn complete.

[long otter]

Thst lvl 9 either gonna spawn as a sr or g1

[radiant wren]

Is that you in your pfp

[long otter]

I think

[ocean lagoon]

like i ran a 22 second 60

started playing beer league again tho now that im in shape

[wintry sage]

ive been like 200+ since like 7th grade

[ocean lagoon]

still got the touch

[wanton zealot]

Im built like salad fingers

[wintry sage]

welp i wsa never that slow but hey the papi build works

[ocean lagoon]

now im fast ish and i hit taters

[wintry sage]

my last year i had like 14 hr

[ocean lagoon]

my last year i was batting a .431 with 26 homers

but i was fat and couldnt field

[wintry sage]

obp of like 420 something for me

[dark barn]

still one of my best cotw edits, torr nan sithean being announced on the same day scotland qualified for the World Cup was amazing

[wintry sage]

yeh i was third base so not that many balls my way

[vivid zealot]

thats funny i was consistent 420

[ocean lagoon]

SS

transitioned to 3rd then to DH

[dark barn]

thats another thing i've only ever seen one facility for here, baseball

[wintry sage]

not a whole lot of leftys in my league

[dark barn]

baseball is easily the most boring thing to watch bc wdym it takes THAT long

i bet its fun to play just

[wintry sage]

my last travel ball year i went crazy got on the all star team for my region

[dark barn]

way too long a game to sit and watch

[old lion]

It’s an art form

You gotta appreciate the little things

[wintry sage]

its hard asf prolly the hardest sport

[old lion]

The form of someone’s swing

The movement on the pitch

Etc etc

[dark barn]

this is why you watch the highlights

[vivid zealot]

every inning is a challenge to drink your beer faster than the last

[ocean lagoon]

for sure

[vivid zealot]

best game ever

[dark barn]

condense all the artsy parts into a short vid and then i dont need to care about the other 10 hours of game time

[old lion]

Someone in here likes go drink 1 beer per the inning number

[regal mauve]

second map release this year has a chance to be the day scotland get knocked out too probably 😼😼😼

[wintry sage]

its boring to watch unless your betting but fun asf to play if you get good

[regal mauve]

sorry i love scotland really but i have to be competitive with football or what would the sport be

[dark barn]

England fans when their groupstage is comprised of Sunday League teams and Scotland gets the best group ever:

[tropic leaf]

Nothing could best torr ngl

[ocean lagoon]

guys can we please say soccer 🙄

[regal mauve]

honestly dont know a single player for england kanes probably up front as per usual

[regal mauve]

‘guys can we please be wrong’

[wintry sage]

takes alot of practice to react sub .5 secs and still hit a ball thats barely bigger than the barrel of the bat

[dark barn]

i tried to watch the thing where its like countries going against each other

and then was really confused to find out that to play on these country teams all you need is like a loose connection to that country

[ocean lagoon]

blame the english for it

[dark barn]

there was the most american looking men ever playing on the Great Britain team

only one of the great britain team was actually british lmao

[regal mauve]

are u american? 🤨

[ocean lagoon]

yes

[regal mauve]

makes sense

[wintry sage]

yeh its weird cuz most of the players were american on some random country theyve never been to

[ocean lagoon]

but soccer as a term was invented by the english

[lone drift]

Best sport ever, germany precision games

[regal mauve]

was about to say in fairness u srent wrong we did make the term soccer but like no

[lone drift]

They need to slice food perfectly in half and fill cups perfectly while blindfolded

[dark barn]

when is the hockey season starting again

[ocean lagoon]

soooo im right and youre wrong ig

[dark barn]

cant they just play that year round its the only murican sport i likento watch

[ocean lagoon]

its ok tho loaf i dont hold grudges

[regal mauve]

i like baseball tbf

[vivid zealot]

when played on a grass field they call it lacrosse

[wintry sage]

like shohei playing for japan makes sense but like nolan on pr made 0 sense he lit played for usa last time is a usa born player

[old lion]

That’s just not even true tho😭😭

[dark barn]

lacrosse and field hockey are two diff sports to me icl

field hockey is just played with weird hocket sticks

lacrosse is like

[regal mauve]

right now im scared

[lone drift]

He hates reptiles to this day for no reason

[dark barn]

just its own thing not a form of hockey

[vivid zealot]

field hockey is not a sport

[regal mauve]

rich people sport

[sage linden]

Wdym

Ofc it’s a sport

[lone drift]

As long as there is no mascot at a sporting event i’d be willing to go

[vivid zealot]

lacrosse is ice hockey on grass

[ocean lagoon]

not really

[regal mauve]

what if its extra goofy?

[sage linden]

Field hockey is awful tho

[quiet sapphire]

lacrosse is like its own thing bro what

[rocky furnace]

ong😭😭😭

[wintry sage]

its like chess its kinda of a sport but not really

[dark barn]

"field hockey isnt a sport" never heard that one before😭

[lone drift]

Higher chance at social interaction=scarier

[indigo night]

Morning. Chat

[ocean lagoon]

lacrosse is very different and tbh is for people who want to say theyre tough like hockey players but they have bird bones

[regal mauve]

i understand

[regal mauve]

i am here to say rich people sport again

[wintry sage]

gl we love mascots here

[old lion]

No

[void lagoon]

holy the jackals are so chopped bro

[regal mauve]

musk deer looks good here

[indigo night]

Probably because they wear so much padding 😂

[wintry sage]

the longhorns have a actual bull lol

[void lagoon]

i only got 1 dime musk deer

[old lion]

Lacrosse isn’t socially or economically blocked like it used to be

[regal mauve]

reputations stick sorry

like yeah golf IS accessible but like it is a rich person sport

[rustic kiln]

Yo who here has a few great ones ?

[old lion]

Oh yeah fair ig

[old lion]

Mee

[wintry sage]

lacrosse is for Rich Prep School white kids

[rustic kiln]

Can i priv dm you ?

I have questions

[ocean lagoon]

just ask here twin

[rustic kiln]

Yo bet ty

[regal mauve]

whos betty

i was too slow

[dark barn]

when your public school who makes a decent amount of money still gives you plastic lacrosse bat throwey things, its probably a posh sport

[indigo night]

Has me thinking about horse pplo

Polo*

[rustic kiln]

Im doing my first g1 grind, i have discovred all 37 fallow drink zones, managed my exteriors and solos down to 2's and 3's.

I have 8 mains zones i shoot, i cycle once or twice per time switch. Im at a 2023 kills, if the g1 spawns will it be in my 8 mains where i shoot ?

[dark barn]

in PE they just gave us cheap PVC catchy throwey things and then a rock solid lacrosse ball

[regal mauve]

my school luckily never tried with anything like this and we just did football rugby and the obligatory rounders

[wintry sage]

that sport is out of my tax bracket

[long otter]

It's 2026 what u on abt😭

[lone drift]

Have ya’ll ever played catch with a softball

[wintry sage]

that one 2

[dark barn]

we did rounders and my friend domed the pitcher

[old lion]

Yes

[rustic kiln]

Gang just anwser me

[indigo night]

That for the elites 1% though😂

[rustic kiln]

Ty

[dark barn]

laserball straight back into the pitchers nose

[long otter]

Gang is diabolical

And idk

[regal mauve]

i sucked at batting but let me tell u as a goated goalkeeper playing field was amazing id be diving for that ball like my life depended on it

[lone drift]

I did this once and it rolled perfectly up my friends arm into his face

[rustic kiln]

You the goat

[dark barn]

i could catch and bat but you're off your head if you think im running for the ball

[sage linden]

Cricket clears baseball

[rustic kiln]

Pe in SA just sucks

[rustic kiln]

Yea fr

[dark barn]

pushing it with that one mate i'm ngl to you

both cricket and baseball suck to watch

[sage linden]

How?

[regal mauve]

id run like hell

[lone drift]

I am going to sleep soon, see you all tomorrow

[regal mauve]

another rich person sport my b

[sage linden]

If you’re into it it’s great

[regal mauve]

how did i forget

[rustic kiln]

That is true

[wintry sage]

unless you do something to cause the respawn to move ie zone swap delete the zone ect

[sage linden]

Such a lazy thing to say

[indigo night]

I love baseball more than cricket.

[wintry sage]

rage bait

[regal mauve]

HUH

[dark barn]

i mean its kinda true lol, i didnt ever end up going to practice after they did a visit to my school because they wanted a grand per term for training

[regal mauve]

wild pricing tf

[dark barn]

cricket can be wildly expensive, at least when i was but a whippersnapper

[tropic leaf]

And here I was thinking playing football was gonna be expensive

[regal mauve]

cricket was always put to us in school as a normal sport but as a school of noraml kids only like 3 people acc knew a single thing about it and it was the rich kids so like

[wintry sage]

i think i paid 40 bucks for unis to play growing up for like every sport and that was it

[tropic leaf]

Cricket just seems weird imo

[regal mauve]

it always felt pointless to me

like rounders was just more fun in every way

[dark barn]

prestigious academies here try to run your pockets if they can justify it

[sage linden]

My feelings are hurt 💔

[regal mauve]

no hate to u

cricket just sucks and thats okay <3

[sage linden]

That’s fairs if you believe that

[wintry sage]

idk i mainly did travel ball ect

[dark barn]

i dont hate that the sport exists but i just find it so dull to watch and was miffed by how i was left out due to my families financial circumstances

[rain ledge]

This game needs to be fixed.

[sage linden]

But where I live in the UK it becomes a community sport. Easy to just pick up a bat and ball in the park and play some cricket

Everyone can get involved

[tropic leaf]

Nah

[rain ledge]

The sound effects for the shotguns are not there anymore.When you load a shell in it and makes those satisfying clicking sounds. But they don't anymore.

[tropic leaf]

What?

[indigo night]

Well it did before they stopped getting drunk before a game. Lol where's the fun in that😂

[dark barn]

its not so popular here in Scotland, tended to be the richer kids in my school that went

[rain ledge]

And it just sounds like you've shoving shotgun shells down the barrel.

[sage linden]

Cricket clubs are getting better at making it accessible to the less well off now which is expanding its audience

[wintry sage]

ive never seen anybody play cricket here not even once

[ocean lagoon]

the one time i played cricket i hit a nuke

[tropic leaf]

Then make a report in #1062059141436297246

[sage linden]

What country do you live in if you don’t mind me asking

[wintry sage]

the usa

[tropic leaf]

The only cricket I know is jimminy

[dark barn]

its fun to play if you ever get a chance

[ocean lagoon]

preach twin

[indigo night]

Aussie here😏

[sage linden]

Ye well crickets only begun growing in popularity very recently in the US

[tropic leaf]

I only heard about it a couple years ago tbh

[wintry sage]

ngl i think id rather play baseball

[tropic leaf]

Thank you for Outback Steakhouse🙏

[indigo night]

True

[sage linden]

It’s more exciting than baseball imo

[ocean lagoon]

same

[wintry sage]

its harder and im prolly better at basebasll due to exp

[tropic leaf]

Real

[sage linden]

In baseball the batter may hit the ball once every 5-10 pitches but in cricket it’s every ball

[ocean lagoon]

baseball is wayyyyy harder too

[indigo night]

@tropic leaf your welcome. Thanks for shrimp gumbo

[sage linden]

Baseball is only harder for the batsmen

[tropic leaf]

Mmmmmm shrimp gumbo

[dark barn]

they should make a Rounders Premier League

[dark barn]

throwing a baseball is a hard skill

[ocean lagoon]

i would love to see you field a baseball going 112 off the bat

[sage linden]

Don’t even start

[wintry sage]

throwing 85+mph 100 times in 2 hours is pretty hard

[dark barn]

trust me, making the baseball move is a battle

[sage linden]

The cricket ball is harder, you don’t wear a glove, the ball can go more places, the bowler regularly bowls 85+mph

[dark barn]

you can throw straight and fast, but can you make it change up without losing the venom?

[indigo night]

@tropic leaf no here makes it😭 if ever I get the death penalty or get a dying wish that's what I'm getting lol

[sage linden]

No contest in terms of fielding difficulty

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/conure-bird-dance-happy-kenya-gif-12532820

[tropic leaf]

I, as an American🦅 🇺🇸 , can pitch a baseball pretty well

[dark barn]

this is all subjective since neither of you have played the other sport

[ocean lagoon]

dude my little brother is 15 and he throws a baseball 94

[sage linden]

Bro it’s different

[wintry sage]

yeh and you gotta put it in a 2ft by 1 ft box or atleast make it look like its going in the box

[tropic leaf]

That's also one if the foods on my final meal list

I can eat a ton if gumbo

Add shrimp

I may become fat

[wintry sage]

bro should already have mlb scouts if you throw 90+ in high school your gonna get drafted

[indigo night]

Yeah it sucks let me tell you. Especially on frosty mornings😭

[sage linden]

Watch a ‘slip catch’ in cricket. Fielders have to catch a rock hard ball with no glove going at 90mph

[wintry sage]

its just not

[sage linden]

THESE ARE OBJECTIVE FACTS

[indigo night]

The world needs more gumbo. Bring It here you'll get rich.

[sage linden]

Sorry for shouting

[wintry sage]

balls off bat in baseball are regularly 110 +

[ocean lagoon]

yeah hes very much being scouted

[tropic leaf]

Honestly, if my other plans fail, opening a Cajun restaurant in Australia would be awesome

[indigo night]

Seriously though do it

[tropic leaf]

Can I get a signed rookie card?

[sage linden]

Idek how fast the ball comes off the bat in cricket tbf

It’s not a regularly occurring stat in the game

[wintry sage]

no its not diffculty isnt objective at all

[indigo night]

Even though I'm not in USA I support Boston red socks

[ocean lagoon]

w man

[coarse dock]

Finally a lvl 5...

[tropic leaf]

I'm an Astros fan iirc

I kinda forgot

[ocean lagoon]

boooooooooooooo

astros suck

[sage linden]

You don’t wear a glove in cricket

[tropic leaf]

True

[wintry sage]

the only thing cricket has on baseball is fielding and id argue infielding in baseball is harder due to the ball moving way faster

[sage linden]

It’s all bias anyways

I can’t convince you because you’ve grown up used to it

[tropic leaf]

You don't wear a glove in badminton either

[ocean lagoon]

badminton is leagues harder

[wintry sage]

and you think the glove stops the pain @ocean lagoon tell bro what it feels like to catch a line drive to the palm

[tropic leaf]

The speed the shuttle goes is insane

[sage linden]

then imagine what it feels like without the glove 😭

[ocean lagoon]

dont even start

[indigo night]

They wear gloves nowadays bunch of dandies

[ocean lagoon]

i broke my hand fielding 119 off the bat when it hit my glove wrong

[wintry sage]

except the baseball is way faster

[coarse dock]

Finally!

[sage linden]

The cricket ball is as hard as a rock

[wintry sage]

sameeeee twin

[indigo night]

Goes pretty hard had fun times got black eyes 😂

[wintry sage]

so is a baseball lmao

[ocean lagoon]

get hit by a baseball and tell me how it feels

[wintry sage]

after tball the ball is hard not soft

[tropic leaf]

I played exactly once in PE, it was fun

I played tennis too and I was fairly decent

[sage linden]

A cricket ball is significantly harder than a baseball ball

Seamus will you stop crying 😂

[indigo night]

I'll take my chances surfing amongst sharks

[tropic leaf]

I'm crying at how wrong you are

[ocean lagoon]

im a pretty tough dude too 😭

[sage linden]

Talking to Americans about how cricket is more difficult than baseball is like talking to a brick wall

[ocean lagoon]

you might be better off telling a brick wall your heresy tbh

[tropic leaf]

It's literally kickball but with a bat

[ocean lagoon]

ive played both and hit a nuke playing cricket and the fielding wasnt hard

[sage linden]

That’s a mental statement considering baseball is literally kickball with a bat

[indigo night]

Wait gear me out, what about we just get one of our own pitchers and just get them to throw balls at each other😂

[wintry sage]

baseball is still hard enough to kill you id you get hit wrong

[tropic leaf]

... you cant roll the ball on the ground in baseball

Like you do with cricket

[wintry sage]

lmao

[nimble sequoia]

cricket is more endurance based but last I understood baseballe requires more strenuous athleticism due to rules about ground contact and minimums for ball speed

prolly equal difficulty just for different reasons

[tropic leaf]

Nah

[indigo night]

A fair analogy 👏

[ocean lagoon]

fair tbh

[tropic leaf]

Baseball is harder

[sage linden]

No

[ocean lagoon]

i never had an edurance issue playing baseball but i also have good stamina

[nimble sequoia]

do you have a counterargument or

[wintry sage]

id argue a average person could hit a cricket ball but a average person cant hit a baseball

[wintry sage]

i do

[tropic leaf]

You know whats really hard

Football

[nimble sequoia]

at least in national/major leagues

[ocean lagoon]

the average double A player could send a cricket ball to mars

[tropic leaf]

And I've played football

[nimble sequoia]

any normal tossball can be hit well with enough practice

[glacial dune]

Ik what’s hard

[ocean lagoon]

the top teir cricket players would bat a buck ten

[tropic leaf]

Math

[sage linden]

A fast bowler in cricket is literally constantly put their knee and back through constant stress, sprinting into the crease and then releasing the ball at 85-100mph for potentially hours and days at a time

[wintry sage]

nah like .075 on a season

[sage linden]

It’s both endurance and incredibly strenuous activity

[wintry sage]

maybe he get a single once

[sage linden]

Look up Harry Brook

[ocean lagoon]

peoples elbows explode throwing baseballs

cuz its so metal

[nimble sequoia]

i assume the lower speed bottom is due to the cricket ball being heavier

[tropic leaf]

Catastrophic failure is quite literally a possibility when pitching a baseball

[wintry sage]

that and the ground slowing the ball

[nimble sequoia]

some of the fastballs can shatter on the bat

[tropic leaf]

-# fancy kickball

[sage linden]

Just don’t be bad and you’ll be fine

[nimble sequoia]

there's several MLB pitchers who regularly pitch 98 to 101 or 102

[wintry sage]

actaully usally breaking balls break bats

[nimble sequoia]

naturally on the return that bastard's going over 110 on a good hit and can kill a person

[sage linden]

Cricketers do the same thing with a bounce

[ocean lagoon]

bro hit a bloop single in BP 😭

[nimble sequoia]

this sounds significantly more dangerous

although it would be leaving slower just bc its got a lower maximum velocity out of the human hand

[ocean lagoon]

mizzo throwing 103 from the side arm

bro is nasty

[nimble sequoia]

iirc the world record for speed at pitch for cricket is 100.2 and for MLB is 105.8

[sage linden]

Ye it’s an effing rock getting hurled at your head at 100 mph

[wintry sage]

chapman threw 106 once

[ocean lagoon]

pedro martinez

[tropic leaf]

Mmhmm sure

[cobalt spear]

omg kyle busch just passed