🦌︴general

[long otter]

And like 2 gun dlc

[void lagoon]

genuinely what other fallow g1 racks are there other then irish elk & spoon

[frosty herald]

Big rack and saw blade

[long otter]

Saw/blade rack and big rack/typical

[prisma sluice]

Damn

[void lagoon]

ggs 1.6k kills in and no g1 this is gonna be a 10k kill grind

[void lagoon]

yoo i have that one😂

[long otter]

It's lwk a good combo

Painted is w fur

[spark crow]

can you still sign up for playtest

[void lagoon]

yes but i feel like everyone hates spoon rack

[long otter]

Spoon is mid rack (imo)

[glacial dune]

It’s ugly

That’s why

[sudden frost]

Are we getting anything today? Or why is Euro online? And it’s Tuesday, so EW Tuesday haha

[long otter]

I like all of them

[long otter]

It's mid

[void lagoon]

‘in my opinion’ literally EVERY bodies opinion

[long otter]

They do that cuz u ain't agreeing with them or they just annoying

[wanton quail]

It's a working day, so I'd guess that is why Euro is online :p

[lone drift]

Not for me haha i have a day off 😏

[wanton quail]

I am unsure, to be honest

[sudden frost]

Yeah, that could be it, haha

[frosty herald]

Suprise jaxy stream Comeback trust

[sage linden]

Anyone know why they stopped the streams?

[lone drift]

Jaxy stepped down

[sudden frost]

everyone would be celebrating

[frosty herald]

Jaxy got promoted

[lone drift]

I think he is lead development manager now

[sage linden]

Alr

Surely they have somebody willing to do them

[lone drift]

Me

[frosty herald]

Yeah yeah short break or something

[spark crow]

thats 2 months ago lmao

[lone drift]

Short if you are in the center of a black hole

[frosty herald]

14 months bro 😭

[limber gyro]

I'm hungry😢😔

[lone drift]

Eat the new map teaser

[spark crow]

oh dang 🌈

[frosty herald]

No dont 😭

[limber gyro]

I haven't played in a month what's the teaser?

[lone drift]

No idea you should taste it and tell us

[frosty herald]

Theres none were waiting for one

[limber gyro]

I'll eat it if I find one

[limber gyro]

It probably tastes like burger

[lone drift]

Bovid confirmed?

[void lagoon]

confirmed africa 2.0 is the next map and red hartebeest will be in it

green bird predicts anything

[frosty herald]

1600 likes on their last Youtube post

Must mean were getting something on 4pm est

[lone drift]

I sure hope that’s not a crimson bellied conure

[limber gyro]

I'm so sorry😢

[void lagoon]

ur gonna be happy when i tell u this

[long otter]

Td or tmrw?

[lone drift]

This 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[lone drift]

NOOOOO

THATS AT 9PM FOR ME

[limber gyro]

I ate green bird 😭😔

[frosty herald]

Hopefully today 🙏

[void lagoon]

NO

[limber gyro]

I was too hungry😔

[lone drift]

SPIT IT OUT

[long otter]

So like 9 pm uk tike

[lone drift]

YOU CAN DO IT

[lone drift]

no 3pm uk time

[limber gyro]

It's stuck😭

[frosty herald]

Uh nevermind guys

I didnt meant est

[limber gyro]

I need to throw it up

[long otter]

Ok o.o

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/phone-slap-gif-13864325207893474867

[long otter]

Then throw it up😭

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/conure-bird-dance-happy-kenya-gif-12532820

[limber gyro]

😔

[frosty herald]

I mean in an jour

[long otter]

Oh

[frosty herald]

Cet I think

[limber gyro]

I'M TRYING

[long otter]

TRY MORE

[frosty herald]

Central europe time yeah cet

[lone drift]

35 mins

[limber gyro]

I hear it Squawking in pain😔

[frosty herald]

Yeah 😭

[limber gyro]

I did it!

I threw it up

[lone drift]

Almost had to split your atoms to get it out

@void lagoon birb is safe ❤️‍🩹

[limber gyro]

🙁

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/pCXVEwTQe8Z.gif

Dear EW please give us something today

[lone drift]

Did you guys know if you infuse a orange with molten uranium it doesn’t taste very good

[long otter]

I tried it and it tasted good

[limber gyro]

Good thing I have a strong stomach

[limber gyro]

I ate that chicken cat in your pfp

[lone drift]

Skidmarx vs hydrogen bomb

[limber gyro]

I'd eat it

[lone drift]

Surprised anybody has a mouth big enough for his big ahh forehead

[limber gyro]

@long otter

[long otter]

Ye

[lone drift]

Dont eat him pls

[limber gyro]

Is that a dog in your pfp?

[long otter]

No

It's a turkey

[lone drift]

No that is clearly a dolpin

[limber gyro]

Aw man🙁

[long otter]

dolphin turkey hybrid

[lone drift]

Turkphin

[long otter]

It can fly but has to get back in water within ten mins

[limber gyro]

I'm going to make it extinct

[long otter]

Ofc u are

Ur gonna eat it

[limber gyro]

Hehe

[lone drift]

Monte stop poking before they bite back

[limber gyro]

Maybe

On a serious note I'm so hungry I'm about to throw up🙁

[lone drift]

Hunted bite of the wild 😨

[unkempt pine]

Scheltopusik is the European glass lizard

[limber gyro]

I kinda ate that thing

[unkempt pine]

I saw it once

[lone drift]

Nice

I’ve been in range but too late in the year so didn’t see any

[unkempt pine]

Weird looking

[lone drift]

There’s also legless skinks in greece

[limber gyro]

Yummy

[limber gyro]

So snakes?

[lone drift]

How dare you

[unkempt pine]

I saw one near the beach

In some rock area

[limber gyro]

I'm so sad, I had diamond on my old discord account but it got banned

[unkempt pine]

Why did it get banned

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-surprised-shocked-gif-14940640833910619525

[radiant loom]

Hey guys what are the chances that something about the new map releases today?

[unkempt pine]

0

[lone drift]

Pretty good but not 100

[unkempt pine]

Nothing ever happens

[sage linden]

Somewhere between 0 and 100%

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-of-course-ohhhh-oh-that-makes-sense-gif-11896286840118452668

[limber gyro]

It got hacked and the hackers spent 300 dollars on it and proceeded to spam "I am x years old" but x was replaced with a number under 13

[sage linden]

Happy to help

[limber gyro]

0%

[lone drift]

They could have slightly changed up the release pattern

[limber gyro]

Guys I got sandwich ☺

[sage linden]

Which sandwich

[lone drift]

Dont get sandwiched you’ll be squished

[limber gyro]

I don't have to eat pets anymore

[lone drift]

Phew

[limber gyro]

Spaghetti

[unkempt pine]

How does one get access to your card

[limber gyro]

Trojan horse

[unkempt pine]

Cute

[long otter]

My dogs safe now

[lone drift]

Told you not to trust the greeks

[dull bear]

I think i finally got my roe managed

[limber gyro]

Lol

[dull bear]

Its been 2 weeks of managing

[limber gyro]

Guys my ps5 controller isn't charging and idk why

[dull bear]

My control only did that when my charger was broken

[limber gyro]

Ill send you a picture of my controller

[long otter]

I ate the charger

[normal lark]

Did anyone else’s game get deleted

[lone drift]

Nope

[normal lark]

Ok

[limber gyro]

I hate you

[long otter]

Ok

[limber gyro]

Did y'all know smoke detectors have uranium so technically I can give @long otter a cookie

[long otter]

😮

[lone drift]

Wasn’t it einsteinium or americium

[limber gyro]

Young sheldon

Guys why doesn't my PC work after I shot it?

[lone drift]

Didn’t hit vitals

[limber gyro]

Thats why it didn't pass the Harvest check ohhhh

I'm crying

[lone drift]

Dont cry

[limber gyro]

I'm no longer crying

[long otter]

Lmao

[long otter]

It was a sr and u botched it

[limber gyro]

I'm crying again

[long otter]

It was a sr pc

Limited edition

[lone drift]

You might be a little Emotionally unstable

[limber gyro]

NO I'M NOT

Turns out I'm bipolar

[lone drift]

Ohhhh

[long otter]

It was still a sr limited edition and u botched it

[limber gyro]

NOOOOOOOOO

Guys what's your favorite type of humor?

[long otter]

Yess

[limber gyro]

Mine is literal humor

[long otter]

Humor

[limber gyro]

I'm going to be mean to you

[lone drift]

Funny humor

[long otter]

Ok

[limber gyro]

Mean words

[lone drift]

MONTE STOP POKING THEM

[limber gyro]

More mean words

[long otter]

I stole your PC shot

I botched the sr pc

[limber gyro]

I hate you

[long otter]

WAHHHHHHHH

[long otter]

Okay ty

[limber gyro]

Guys I like south park humor

[limber gyro]

Do you like fishsticks?

[long otter]

😭

[long otter]

Never tried one

[limber gyro]

Aw

It was a south park reference

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/eagle-reference-i-got-that-reference-baseball-caught-gif-4656907955966418579

[limber gyro]

Lol

[fallen crescent]

im feeling the teaser today bois

[long otter]

No👹

[pliant swallow]

hell yeah

[fallen crescent]

last year it was 21st i think, on wednesday

[sudden frost]

we are all hoping for it

[limber gyro]

Too bad I ate it

My name is skidmarx(skid marks version)

[frosty herald]

10 more minutes

[limber gyro]

Slcyd

[fallen crescent]

just give me markhor and ill be happy

[frosty herald]

Gonna be like how it was with scotland

[limber gyro]

Give us unicorns

[frosty herald]

Were waiting desperate for a teaser and the warden will give us some summary we could see weeks before

[sage linden]

24 hours and 10 minutes 😔

[limber gyro]

I want Deadpool riding a unicorn farting rainbows in this teaser

[long otter]

8 more mins now👹

[limber gyro]

Hey you

[limber gyro]

Slcyd

[long otter]

What

[sudden frost]

No, never on a Wednesday

[limber gyro]

You don't get if🙁

[sage linden]

Not to alarm anyone but Vivi isn’t online

[long otter]

No-

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/squiggy-squig-hyrax-baby-hyrax-baby-gif-72948140703847495

GIVE US THE MAP TEASER!!!

[limber gyro]

Sheldon Lee Cooper you dog

[sage linden]

Askiy and Sundar were both teased on a Wednesday

[frosty herald]

Teasers for sundar and askiy have been on a wednesday though

[long otter]

Bazinga

[limber gyro]

You're fake masi I'm real masi

[alpine grotto]

Is 60 fps good in this game?

[limber gyro]

Goo goo -George cooper

[sudden frost]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-scroll-crying-depression-doomscrolling-gif-4138822033792608878

[limber gyro]

Idk I get 35

[limber gyro]

Lol

[frosty herald]

Dosent have to mean anything

[sudden frost]

oh okay haha

[tough glen]

guys I hear that we are getting a change of something in the game I just hear that a lot people are got to try out some things in the game

[glacial dove]

Guys Vivi is not online i don't think we're getting anything today 😭

[alpine grotto]

U can send me ur settings?

[sage linden]

Hopefully not

[limber gyro]

WE'RE LOOKING FOR BRISKET🗣️

[frosty herald]

You were watching sqiudster? 😭

[limber gyro]

Just put dirt in your pc

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/george-cooper-young-sheldon-pullup-pull-up-pulling-up-gif-5404530281369124637

[sage linden]

The scourge of cotw youtube

[void lagoon]

oh no.. its here..

[limber gyro]

If I hear you scream again you're going to bed

[alpine grotto]

Very funny 😆

[void lagoon]

if u get sob reacted.. its too late..

[limber gyro]

Wait it's Seamus the Santa guy

[frosty herald]

Seamus the queen of sob 😭

[tough glen]

if thet was true I think I know what it is for Red 🐿️

[frosty herald]

5 more minutes

[tawdry token]

Thursday

[limber gyro]

NOOO SOB EMOJI IS TAKING OVER

[tropic leaf]

Red squirrels are endangered, aren't they?

[lone drift]

Nah tomorrow

[limber gyro]

No I am

[long otter]

Clams are

[long otter]

I ate them all

[tawdry token]

In 5 min probably a picture clue

[tropic leaf]

If anything, we'd get grey squirrels

[limber gyro]

If anything we'd get unicorns

[long otter]

Seamus waiting for the clam g1

[tawdry token]

I wish, but my guess is on Thursday

[frosty herald]

I'm Betting on a teaser for the Patch and not the Update today

[tough glen]

@tropic leaf tiger and snow leopard were endangered and they still got in the game

[limber gyro]

And me

Yo these lemon heads are so good

[sage linden]

They did that with Scotland

[tawdry token]

We might get a pic from the new map

[tropic leaf]

American mink aren't native ti scotland and they still got added

[frosty herald]

Yeah and vivi asked what we want to know about the next Patch

[tropic leaf]

They didnt add European mink because they are endangered

[tough glen]

breaver were added so there is a chance

[limber gyro]

Eating them 7 at a time is tasty

[tropic leaf]

breaver

[desert flower]

Add grievers

From maze runner

[sage linden]

If they’re following what they did with Scotland then we’re getting news about the patch on Thursday and the map on Friday…

[tawdry token]

Devs holding the upload button rn

[frosty herald]

What is a breaver 😭

[desert flower]

[limber gyro]

You're endangered because there's only one of you so you're special

[frosty herald]

Wasnt the Patch teasr on tuesday

[limber gyro]

Hello fellow moderator I am cool moderator cause I'm cool and got moderator

[tough glen]

hey don't make fun of me you don't know me and you don't know what I have

[tawdry token]

They dropped it it's AFRICAAA

[sage linden]

I forgot

[tropic leaf]

I have millions of clones waiting to be created in a facility on Kamino

[tawdry token]

jk 💀

[limber gyro]

Maybe you're not endangered 🙁

[limber gyro]

Lol

[tough glen]

why are they making fun of me

[lone drift]

The wait starts

[tropic leaf]

Do yall have a list of the good things I've done for the server so far?

[sage linden]

Ye guys come back tomorrow

[desert flower]

I have bad news

[limber gyro]

Empty list

[desert flower]

I also have good news

For me

Not for you

[limber gyro]

But also for me

[desert flower]

If you want me to get my dream job then sure

[long otter]

We can't name any

[lone drift]

I sure hope they dont post a picture of a lepidendron tree

[limber gyro]

What a your dream job

[desert flower]

They mailed me and want me to give my references contact info WOO

[tropic leaf]

I can name plenty

[desert flower]

I can't say

[long otter]

Self glaze?

[tropic leaf]

Yippee!

[sudden frost]

Perhaps the post is just delayed haha...

[lone drift]

It has suddenly started raining….

Rainforest map

[desert flower]

Haha...

[sage linden]

Holy pathetic fallacy

[desert flower]

Grind roe while waiting

[limber gyro]

Let me guess, is it Coco cola owner?

[desert flower]

[long otter]

Bros gonna get 5 g1s in 5 mins

[tough glen]

hey I didn't like when they made fun of how I said 🦫

[frosty herald]

Euro ist now complety online

[desert flower]

Nah I'm at my boss's office

[long otter]

Breaver

[eternal fable]

Come onnnnmm devs, we know it's gotta be Teaser Day. THIS IS A TUESDAY, IT'S MID-LATE MAY... WE KNOW YOUR PATTERNS.

Drop it. Drop it. Drop it!

Please 😄

[long otter]

Dang turn ur boss into a g1 roe

[desert flower]

There is no pattern only delusion

[sage linden]

Euro

[desert flower]

Bet

[sage linden]

Euroooooooo

[frosty herald]

guys Look they posted nothing 😱

[long otter]

What fur u making ur boss

[desert flower]

Any with typ rack

[long otter]

Ghostveil typ rack

[desert flower]

Yumm

[long otter]

Idek what rack combo I want

[sage linden]

Euro I beg just interact with us

[long otter]

Bc idk the racks

😭

[tough glen]

yes I just didn't like that they made fun of me

[lone drift]

Alr guys i am now going to hibernate for 24 hours bye

[desert flower]

Euro is probably watching deviously

[long otter]

Rip breaver

[sage linden]

Cruelly

[long otter]

Euro is online :-:

[tropic leaf]

I am both the closest and farthest person from being a mod in here

[sage linden]

Watching the desperation

Feeding off of it

[desert flower]

I'm mod.

[long otter]

Clams?

[desert flower]

[tropic leaf]

Other than the mods😭

And dont say the CMs

Or the devs

[sudden frost]

https://tenor.com/view/startamilchat-sanjay-chat-star-tamil-chat-star-chat-tamil-chat-gif-11999518560194763368

I've been sitting here for an hour and a half and nothing's happened

[desert flower]

THE CMS

AND DEVS

[sage linden]

Come back tomorrow 😭

[desert flower]

Just go enjoy the 17352717 other dlcs while waitinbg

[sudden frost]

late shift...

[tropic leaf]

Woops, I forgot to do the release guys

My b

[tough glen]

I don't think we are getting any news today

[ornate cobalt]

Man 🤦🏻‍♂️

[sage linden]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-mighty-omega-gif-22253898

[frosty herald]

The breavers stole the news 😭

[tropic leaf]

What is news if not information we could have guessed

[wanton zealot]

All in favor to blame seamus?

[desert flower]

The grievers

[long otter]

Yes

[frosty herald]

Everytime

[tropic leaf]

It was the rieklings fault

[desert flower]

Guys that would be bullying

I'd have to ban everyone

[sudden frost]

If not today, then not tomorrow either; I have the late shift tomorrow, so I can't post anything...haha😂

[tough glen]

can someone tell me was that a joke he said

[wanton zealot]

We should blame the bot then

All in favor to blame warden

[desert flower]

Banning warden

[long otter]

Breaver

[desert flower]

Okay stop it now

[long otter]

Why am I the only one getting told to stop btw

[tough glen]

TY

[long otter]

Rigged

[sly smelt]

Hi guys i jist joined

[tough glen]

welcome

[sly smelt]

How can i talk to dev?

[limber gyro]

I'm hungry again @long otter @lone drift

[long otter]

Eat ur pc that u shot

[tropic leaf]

der

[sage linden]

You’re sworn to silence

[limber gyro]

It's not tender it's too old

[long otter]

Then eat the gun u shot it with

[sage linden]

Der’s a der over der

[limber gyro]

I NEED THAT TO HUNT

[sly smelt]

what?

[tropic leaf]

I just got word from the devs

The new map

Is on earth

[long otter]

Eat the word hunt

[sly smelt]

no no i heard to speak with comunity maneger or something?

[tough glen]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[limber gyro]

You're a genius

[sly smelt]

like not the one with @developer

[long otter]

Ik

[limber gyro]

Can I rob you?

[tough glen]

all the maps were on earth

[long otter]

No

[sudden frost]

maybe next hour?....😐

[long otter]

No they weren't vurhonga 2.0 is on mars

[tropic leaf]

Torr nan sithean is not based on a place on earth

[sly smelt]

i wanted to tell them something about making the game graphics 100% better on ps4

[tough glen]

I know you guys are missing with me

[long otter]

Main character ahhh

[sage linden]

https://tenor.com/view/chimutan-chicken-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-15173158631897442446

[tough glen]

what is that supposed to mean

[long otter]

.

[mental cliff]

Bought the game

[frosty herald]

Sometimes IT has Been this way so hopefully

[wanton zealot]

The copium..

[long otter]

16k likes=16:00

[limber gyro]

No mars

[wanton zealot]

I dont think it happening today

[tropic leaf]

Isn't it supposed to be teased on Wednesday?

You guys are early

[frosty herald]

1600 uk time I guess 😭

[sage linden]

Is this the denial stage of grief

[sudden frost]

dont think like that

[limber gyro]

No I don't like Thursday so it wont be on Wednesday

[long otter]

Yes👹

[tough glen]

no we all ways get it on Tuesday

[gritty oxide]

Why isn't it released yet😭 I thought it was released at 10...

[shrewd apex]

Try again next week

[wanton zealot]

Thats why I said I dont think its today

[tough glen]

wait do they usually wait for June to send out teaser

[unkempt pine]

Nothing ever happens

[long otter]

Map release month

Is it not

[tough glen]

or like the end of May to June

[teal ice]

I hope we get an arctic map with musk ox and polar bears or a map the comes with a g1 elk

[unkempt pine]

27th May trailer incoming

[sage linden]

Usually somewhere between the 20th to the 23rd of May for the first teaser

[uneven pine]

You sure? I thought it was day of the week based. Tuesdays specifically.

[sage linden]

It’s usually on a Wednesday but Scotland was teased on a Friday so idek anymore

[tough glen]

I thought we got a teaser on Tuesday and then a another one on Friday

[modern fable]

Does anyone think it could be a sunderpatan kind of teaser for example like when they said put the first 11 letters of our last post together and it spelled sunderpatan cause on x they have been posting unusual things that are random

[tropic leaf]

Solomon Grundy woke up on a mondy

[tough glen]

I don't think so but I could be wrong

[shrewd apex]

Only way to find out is to put em together lol

[sage linden]

I doubt it

[shrewd apex]

Would be very easy to see if it’s true or not lol

[tough glen]

I thought uselly would put a picture up and then try to guess what map it was

I feel like we might get our wish

[modern fable]

Praying for another South American map

[tough glen]

I feel like it a African map

[modern fable]

We can only pray

Mongolia would be cool aswell

[tough glen]

if I am right they usually do a summer map and then a winter map right

[modern fable]

Yeah they come out during June and December but the climate of the maps can be random like last summer we got Canada

[tough glen]

I think this we get a Texas game ranch in June and December we get a African map

[modern fable]

That would be really good

[paper cradle]

Hi everyone ,Can I get some tips for wolf grind on askiy ridge.

[tough glen]

I don't have to find all your zones and shoot the male

[tough glen]

wait what If they texting helicopters and I think that mean they are doing a Texas game ranch map

[modern fable]

Teasing ?

[tough glen]

I also heard maybe we are getting cars

I that was true I would lose my mind

[lone drift]

Torr was a december map

[desert flower]

You all are so delulu

[lone drift]

Ya’ll need to verify your sources 😭

[sage linden]

Idk if that means anything though

We’ll get one before the end of the week

[sage linden]

What 😭

[nimble lake]

I don't think they'll do an African map just yet. Its Africa, that's a pretty big demanded map. If they mess it up they're COOKED

[sage linden]

Just saying any old shi

[sage linden]

They could do an Africa 1.5

[sage linden]

So many maps you could do without the big 5

[tough glen]

that was I thinking they so much people texting out the game

[nimble lake]

Mongolia, Japan, Greenland and maybe even chernobyl would be cool

[sage linden]

Sorry if I’m coming across as rude but what are you even saying

[radiant wren]

ITS THE MOON

[nimble lake]

Posting my japanese boar propaganda again i love the facial markings on these guys

[lone drift]

I dont think japan or greenland, and why Chernobyl 😭

[sage linden]

Looks like you cracked the code

[wanton zealot]

Pih

[tough glen]

the Dev team had some people try out some things in call of the wild and I think it was something to do with engineering or we could see cars in the game

[lone drift]

We have atvs

[radiant wren]

chances are theyre going to do a map that 2 people in history have asked for instead of the maps that people have been waiting for

[nimble lake]

https://discord.com/channels/393040947006406657/1432190734928183388

I talk about it in here, its a really neat ecosystem and a really neat setting

[lone drift]

No need for cars

[sage linden]

If you want cars just play Forza instead

[long otter]

Cars would also have a bigger spook distance

I dint see the point

Dont*

[radiant wren]

LOL SQUIDSTER PROPAGANDA

[long otter]

Especially 'helicopters'

[wanton zealot]

Hmmm golden jackals..

Oh wait I seen this thread before

[radiant wren]

dont trust the lies

[wanton zealot]

Not the content click bait slop

[sage linden]

Helicopters 😭 are these people joking

[lone drift]

I don’t think chukar are found in ukraine

[radiant wren]

people who make these thumbnails are genuinely annoying

it doesnt take a lot

[long otter]

Fr

[radiant wren]

to make something like this

[nimble lake]

They are!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_birds_of_Ukraine

[sage linden]

According to Squidster we’re gonna see a cotw flight sim/driving sim before Africa 2.0

Call of the man-made

[lone drift]

Only on the krim tho

[lone drift]

Chernobyl borders estonia iirc

[nimble lake]

Ah ok

I'll exclude them then

[tough glen]

so you don't think we will get cars in the game

[long otter]

No lol

[lone drift]

The krim is on the same latitude as the northernmost range of the red legged partridge iirc

[wanton zealot]

No point of changing that thread anymore EW locks and abandoned them for avahub

[tough glen]

what If they Tron the ATV in to a car

[sage linden]

New roadkill dlc

[long otter]

Tron is crzy

MEGATRON

[wanton zealot]

Kill dozer

[tropic leaf]

I'm lowk hungry

Yet not hungry

[long otter]

Eat ur clams in ur attic

[wanton zealot]

How hungry..

[radiant wren]

just out of pure dislike im just gonna show how easy it is to make a stupid clickbait thumbnail like this

[shrewd apex]

Crack open those smoked oysters

[tropic leaf]

Anyone got a horse perchance

[long otter]

My fav upcoming map

[lone drift]

Rocky mountain oysters….

[tropic leaf]

Oh, those are gone. Ate them all

[wanton zealot]

There's one in here

We just gotta wait till he gets here

[long otter]

Wheres honse at

[nimble lake]

The horse

[lone drift]

Colorado

[shrewd apex]

He shows up precisely when he wants to

[shrewd apex]

That’s not a horse

[tropic leaf]

A wizard is never late

[wanton zealot]

Hartebeest my beloved

[lone drift]

Delicious veal

[wanton zealot]

Bro i keep getting pings for other games dropping content and im tweaking thinking its cotw 😭

[frosty herald]

Praying for the holy cotw good to put something

Like

[void lagoon]

@long otter i finished the lion g1 concepts 🤑🤑

[nimble lake]

No actually Honse NEEDS to be here against his own will he is REQUIRED to be here because I said so

[long otter]

W

Don't pull up with the ai from fan art

[frosty herald]

I would satisfied for a random post cause i'll then can interpretiert new sht out of there

[nimble sequoia]

🐴

[nimble lake]

Couldve asked me smh /j

[nimble sequoia]

correct

[wanton zealot]

@tropic leaf eat up

[tropic leaf]

I cant eat a single mother

[nimble sequoia]

what in the tesco meal

[tough glen]

listing if we got horses they got to make it so we can shoot on them

[tropic leaf]

[nimble lake]

He is here because of me everyone say thank you Azi

[nimble sequoia]

I'm the son of a single mother not the single mother you doofus lmao

[nimble sequoia]

oh for god's sake

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-the-wild-the-hunter-call-of-the-wild-hunting-tiger-cotw-gif-10511365160940043868

[shrewd apex]

Wrong

[radiant wren]

way ahead of you

[tropic leaf]

Meow

[long otter]

Tesco meal deal*

[nimble sequoia]

i aint a seahorse

[lone drift]

I may have a 5 day weekend 🥹🥹

[void lagoon]

HOL GUACAMOLY

[lone drift]

Are you sure

[radiant wren]

yes thank you thank you

[nimble sequoia]

that aint a weekend anymore happie thats just the whole ass week

[tropic leaf]

If you observe, are you a seehorse?

[long otter]

I just spawned this one

I botched it

[nimble sequoia]

you just cant help yourself can you

[nimble lake]

Look at the shape of this guy

[tough glen]

don't My them they are doing the same thing to me

[frosty herald]

Just had a 6 day weekend 😭

[radiant wren]

BROOOOOO

[tropic leaf]

What good is a joke if it goes untold?

[void lagoon]

hide ur food when ur around this beast

[nimble sequoia]

wha

[long otter]

I'm sorry my dog ate my controller and it shot inside her belly

[nimble sequoia]

bro

[wanton zealot]

His greed sickens me..

[radiant wren]

oh thats okay

[frosty herald]

Thats tha new great one

[tropic leaf]

Haggis shape

[nimble sequoia]

thats that pig in the victorian era paintings

[wanton zealot]

Ive never seen such a square shaped hog

[shrewd apex]

Peak form

[nimble sequoia]

thats that same goofy ass shape

[nimble sequoia]

i have but not this form of square

this is whimsy square

I have seen brick square

[wanton zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/oats-no-pigs-pig-brother-gif-8274685160072684375

[shrewd apex]

I was just abt to say he looks like he’s gonna ask his brother for some oats 😭

Little snout baby

[nimble sequoia]

which was a gargantuan muscled out 580lb wild boar that HAD NO NECK and shoulders big enough to carry a League lobby

[tough glen]

ok if we a pig g1 again it has to be the faral pig

[lone drift]

I just have this for some reason 😭

[nimble sequoia]

why does it look distressed

[tropic leaf]

Bad news

[shrewd apex]

M gonna draw him he’s so rotund

[nimble sequoia]

this that look cows get when theyre boutta panic

[shrewd apex]

It’s in the eyes. Tortured

[tropic leaf]

I ate the new map

[nimble sequoia]

or stomp your ass out

[nimble lake]

GENGAR DRIP

[shrewd apex]

It knows what’s coming

[wanton zealot]

I also have the image of the fox and cow but its disturbing

[nimble sequoia]

mf he ate the whole continent

[lone drift]

Imagine standing up and your belly is still near the ground 😭

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/100-yard-stare-1000-yard-stare-stare-staring-staring-meme-gif-18404030142962634873

[tropic leaf]

Its cause of the Homers isn't it?

[nimble sequoia]

mf got the corgi build from obesity

[tough glen]

how deal you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[cobalt spear]

Big Beautiful Bodacious Bull

[wanton zealot]

Are those gengar slippers?

[nimble lake]

Yeah

[wanton zealot]

That goes hard

[lone drift]

Come one seamus we all know you can’t eat a full plate of anything denser then bread

[radiant wren]

is this a minecraft realism video bro why is he so square

[nimble sequoia]

gengar with the drip, what will it do?

[wanton zealot]

Nothing

[nimble lake]

Its giving

[wanton zealot]

The aura is too much

[lone drift]

I’m scared of that cow

[tough glen]

ok I got nightmare of that

[nimble lake]

She is red because she cannot be placed here

[radiant wren]

v

[shrewd apex]

Boss lady cow ✨💅🏻

[wanton zealot]

Same

[shrewd apex]

She can do no wrong

[wanton zealot]

That cow creeps me out

[tough glen]

who else is scared of that picture

[lone drift]

Me

[wanton zealot]

I hate seeing that thing everytime I buy yogurt

Wait

[lone drift]

Mascots in general scare me

[real blade]

does he scare you

[wanton zealot]

Laughing cow.. ➡️ Yaks.. ➡️ Mongolia map

[frosty herald]

Hey Euro

[lone drift]

No bc nobody is wearing him

[wanton zealot]

No he's a handsome fellow

[radiant wren]

does this confirm the moon map please I need this

[tropic leaf]

Einen moosen or whatever the German name is

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/pCXVEwTQe8Z.gif

[lone drift]

Hes a moose you idiot

[real blade]

Heard you we're saying rude things to my boy Moozart

[tough glen]

any news on the new map

[long otter]

specie leaked for the new map guys

[frosty herald]

Could I ask you something?

[long otter]

Is that moozart-

[lone drift]

Yes

[wanton zealot]

Monte you should show euro your speculation

[tropic leaf]

Yo tengo una pregunta mas importante(I have an important question)

[long otter]

Moozart is a new mission animal guys euro leaked it 😮

[real blade]

You can ask I might not give you the answer you seek or an answer at all

[tropic leaf]

Dont kill m😭 oozart

[frosty herald]

Ok you could confirm or denie that you already saw thr right map guees in here ?

[radiant wren]

Is it the moon map

[tropic leaf]

Can I stream my adventures down at the lake in the vc?

[lone drift]

Is there a teaser between tomorrow and saturday

[glacial dune]

Mozart makes trash beats, Beethoven on top

[frosty herald]

And what you think of this ?
Ok heres all (no) evidance for mongolia

1. Big rack energy = big Horns-> argali in mongolia
2. Vivi saying soon = two o's -> mongolia has two o's
3. Snow Leopard by Euro-> snow Leopard live in mongolia
4. Roe deer g1 = mongolia has Sibirien roe (i think🤔 )
5. Moose featured heavily in the last posts = moose live in mongolis too (not so shure i'm making things up at this point)
6. Deer in Bloom= theres a subspecies of Red deer or atleast altei Elk in mongolia + mongolia probably has flowers that are blooming
7. Theres pheasant in mongolia -> EW wont miss the oppertunity to give pheasants the fourth map in a row
8. Theres also Musk Deer in mongolia -> they need a remodel So please
9. There could also be wild boar Wolf and fox + pheasant and roe -> many g1 ones to grinders will love it 10. It was on a survey last October

[long otter]

My eyes hurt

[radiant wren]

I will always be out-larped by the cotw community and it makes me sad

[frosty herald]

What did i do to you ? 😭

[shrewd apex]

What do we think larping means

[wanton zealot]

Theres a new definition now

[long otter]

U didn't give me a paragraph warning and now my eyes hurt😭

[shrewd apex]

Bro you need to read more 😭

[long otter]

What's reading

[shrewd apex]

Paragraph warning I’m crying

[lone drift]

Monte scared euro away

[shrewd apex]

Monte look what you’ve done
You’ve taken a perfect good euro and given it anxiety

[real blade]

I really appreciate the speculations but sometimes a pic is just a oic

[tropic leaf]

Anyone know where I can get some free physical books?

[shrewd apex]

Typo noted. More speculation confirmed (jk)

[tropic leaf]

I need to read more

[sage linden]

Give us something I’m on my knees

[radiant wren]

wait please answer this

[real blade]

woah chill

[lone drift]

Stand up

[nimble lake]

Wait until pride month we'll get teasers of new map then

Go hunt your haggis

[lone drift]

Euro is a trailer coming before next wednesday

[long otter]

Are u sure the 2 o's weren't 2 0's

[radiant wren]

WILL there be an Ozone Layer on the new map

[frosty herald]

Fake news shea still here

[long otter]

AFRICA 200

[tropic leaf]

A trauler😭

[radiant wren]

please I need to know if its the moon

[wanton zealot]

Atp the map will be almost out ✌️

[lone drift]

Shut up seamus

[frosty herald]

Ye 😭

[tough glen]

hey it's fine If don't want to give us anything we will wait

[lone drift]

Bully 🥺

[wanton zealot]

Minor spelling mistake

[real blade]

one day there may be something

[sage linden]

You speak for yourself and nobody else

[low garden]

Who's we 🤨

[tropic leaf]

This means the map has a day night cycle

[frosty herald]

So has your day been ? I hope everything is alr in the EW Team?

[wanton zealot]

When is this day in question

[nimble lake]

Bird

[long otter]

I think the next map is torr nan bread 200

[lone drift]

Manakin?

[shrewd apex]

Why is it shaped like that

[sage linden]

Birb

[tough glen]

hey I don't mind waiting

[real blade]

my day is good but it's a bit rainy outside

how's your day going?

[nimble lake]

Crested satinbird

[tropic leaf]

I'm expecting storms soon

[wanton zealot]

Rain lowkey makes the day better

Nice and cozy

[lone drift]

Like supercells

[sage linden]

Would be better if you gave us a teaser

[tropic leaf]

Idk, I'm not a nerd

[frosty herald]

Pretty good its sunny outside

I'll try sending some over

[real blade]

Sure would eh?

[long otter]

The next map is either torr nan bread 200 or africa 4000

[wanton zealot]

At least they arent perfect ones

[ocean lagoon]

libary

[radiant wren]

It has to be the moon bro

[lone drift]

Are they warned for tornadoes, strong winds or big hail

[tropic leaf]

I mean ones I can keep

[radiant wren]

they havent confirmed there is an Ozone layer

[long otter]

Africa 4000 before africa 2.0

[sage linden]

Love a cheeky naan

[tropic leaf]

I dont love reading books I can't go over again later

[long otter]

Fr

[void lagoon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265931615335350303/1503501481708486746/caption.gif

[tropic leaf]

See, as i always said, coyotes are evil

[radiant wren]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-the-wild-the-hunter-call-of-the-wild-hunting-tiger-cotw-gif-10511365160940043868

[lone drift]

Seamus is there a tornado warning

[long otter]

Torr naan bread 400 on top

[tropic leaf]

What? No

[ocean lagoon]

bro are you gonna like rob a book store 😭

[void lagoon]

that tiger is chilling in my lodge with an albino barasingha 🔥

[wanton zealot]

Actually its been delayed for another 500 years sorry Brooke

[tough glen]

no go away Allen

[lone drift]

That’s good

[radiant wren]

sweeet

[long otter]

Eurasian pine Martin 200 and it sits their eating naan bread

[tropic leaf]

No, I just want free books😭

[long otter]

Same with the badgers and minks

[lone drift]

There is a chance for tornadoes today

[wanton zealot]

And feral hogs..

[lone drift]

Seamus gonna bet blown away 😔

[long otter]

G1 Irish man on torr naan bread 4000

[tropic leaf]

No

[sage linden]

Euro just cut the suspense and give us a teaser

[shrewd apex]

Little free libraries (you can look up maps of ones online) or see if there’s free book programs in your area

Sometimes libraries do book sales for cheap, like 25c to $1 each or for a bundle of them

[nimble sequoia]

wound is healing btw

[void lagoon]

good things come to those who wait or something like that

[tropic leaf]

I used to get free discard books from my school

[shrewd apex]

The little free libraries are a give and take situation so make sure you bring something to exchange

[nimble sequoia]

bacitracin is goated

[sage linden]

It’s coming anyway

[shrewd apex]

If you were still in school this would also apply lol

[nimble lake]

Cotw devs spite us all and add a yellowstone map purely to remodel coyote, cougar and grizzly bear

[nimble lake]

(I will be maining this map)

[shrewd apex]

Hell yuh good ish
-# I’m very allergic

[wanton zealot]

Could do literally ANYWHERE else please 😭🙏

[void lagoon]

wolfquest reference😂

[nimble lake]

That and also i used to live there so

[nimble sequoia]

oh my god you poor bastard

[nimble lake]

Why not

[nimble lake]

Thats why i said to spite us all

[wanton zealot]

Mega hatred

[nimble lake]

Okay your new map is galveston island enjoy your new coyote remodel

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/wolfquest-wolfquest-anniversary-edition-official-wolfquest-wq-wq3-gif-23622723

[shrewd apex]

Ain’t nothin some soap, water, and hydrogen peroxide can’t fix

[tough glen]

guys do you remember this guy🦄

[shrewd apex]

Maybe a lil antibiotic cream

[wanton zealot]

Why are they holding purses

[lone drift]

Did you guys know the highest recorded windspeed on earth was 321 miles per hour

[ocean lagoon]

isnt this literally bacitracian

[wanton zealot]

Where does a wolf even get one

[tropic leaf]

I call that stuff band-aid sauce

[tough glen]

sadly I couldn't get the GF picture

[long otter]

We need iberian wolf remodel

[nimble lake]

Theres some human items on the wolfquest maps, since yk humans love to litter

[nimble sequoia]

yeah but prolly a different cream is my guess

[wanton zealot]

O

[void lagoon]

give iberian wolf the g1 as well

[nimble sequoia]

i'd assume stoney's allergic to something specific in baci that makes it unusable

[wanton zealot]

Dont deserve it

[void lagoon]

😢

[ocean lagoon]

me tooooo

[nimble sequoia]

also wassup

i avulsed my pinky finger with a machete yesterday

[lone drift]

And the widest tornado ever recorded was 2,6 miles wide

[ocean lagoon]

oh dang

are you ok honse

[lone drift]

That is almost big enough to cover my entire forehead

[nimble sequoia]

I still went and grabbed it again after I stopped bleeding and used it to chop out a few saplings in my yard because I'm self destructive

[nimble sequoia]

yes

[real blade]

literally me:

[wanton zealot]

30-50 feral tornadoes

[nimble sequoia]

lmao

[wanton zealot]

What kind of popcorn

[nimble lake]

She is so small she only need one popcorn

[lone drift]

Billy have you ever seen a tornado

[long otter]

Torr naan bread 4000 leaks

[wanton zealot]

Not in person

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/he-so-smol-only-need-one-popcorn-plankton-he-so-small-gif-15019144217821414426

[lone drift]

A tornado in a person would be strange

[real blade]

only one

[shrewd apex]

Nope I get a special one that does not contain that lol

[wanton zealot]

Does it have butter on it?

[tough glen]

why can't I send GF pictures

[shrewd apex]

There’s a lot of types of antibiotics lol

[ocean lagoon]

ahhh makes sense

[real blade]

i like memes what can I say

[shrewd apex]

I thought that was blood

[wanton zealot]

Wait.

[real blade]

making them COTW is even better

[wanton zealot]

Popcorn..

Where is corn often grown?

This could be a hint

[void lagoon]

euro can u confirm if its a moon map we’re getting

[real blade]

literally just a popcorn

[nimble sequoia]

i also like memes

good recovery content

[wanton zealot]

Monte we need you to disect this

[ocean lagoon]

how do i have over 1000 messages and no silver or gold

[frosty herald]

Watching me going crazy what next map could me must be so funny 😭

[nimble sequoia]

distracts me from worrying about the open wound on my finger 💀

[real blade]

but i really like the enthusiasm

[void lagoon]

#glitched

[nimble sequoia]

messages dont automatically count 1:1, there's a delay to prevent spam abuse

but lemme check if the bot did a wierdness

[tough glen]

some reason I can't use GF pictures

[frosty herald]

Send everything in DM I 'm short of rn

[ocean lagoon]

yeah but like i talk pretty consistently

[real blade]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-day-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-conspiracy-conspiracy-board-gif-16269829

[ocean lagoon]

like its not like i get one once a week and send 200 messages

[nimble sequoia]

bot did a thing, you're gold level

[sage linden]

This must be so painful to watch

[nimble lake]

Do you like my cat euro

[shrewd apex]

Or fun lol

[lone drift]

Dw baddog you’re a diamond to me

[ocean lagoon]

why is it so distingushed

[wanton zealot]

What about a g1

[real blade]

Nooo it's fun!! but I mean me just breathing = oxygen ✅ confirmed

[wanton zealot]

Monte got a meme for everything

[nimble lake]

Actual answer it was his birthday at the time of the photo and he was born on st patricks hence the clover bows

[nimble sequoia]

I want mongolia

[ocean lagoon]

thank you son

[wanton zealot]

Sorry euro we are just deprived

[nimble lake]

He had just turned 3 iirc. He's 6 now

[wanton zealot]

We still appreciate you being here to talk regardless

[tropic leaf]

Am I allowed to livestream my lake adventures in the vc?

[lone drift]

Unc

[real blade]

don't be sorry! one day there might be something

[sage linden]

Is that day tomorrow

[solar edge]

hello

[tough glen]

so we will never know 😭😭

[lone drift]

Euro if we give you a second popcorn do we get a teaser

[ocean lagoon]

soution is to breathe CO2

[shrewd apex]

Precious lil man. U better give him all the love 🤬

[void lagoon]

Okay euro coughed on a saturday morning at exactly 09:54AM whilst it was raining and then opened discord 20 minutes after.. mongolia map CONFIRMED!!!

[wanton zealot]

But only 1 popcorn is needed

[lone drift]

1 teaser is needed

[nimble lake]

I'm currently being assaulted by pollen allergies and im already allergic to cats as well so i cant give him any love rn it'll make things worse

[wanton zealot]

How would popcorn 2 be eaten if popcorn 1 is sufficient

We are just being greedy atp

[nimble lake]

Horrible timing too since my sisters gonna be moving out this weekend (the cat is hers)

[real blade]

the pollen has been awful for me

[ocean lagoon]

does anyone know if its possible to fake a reptile allergy

[tropic leaf]

I get to laugh at yall since pollen doesnt affect me too badly

[lone drift]

No it is not

[real blade]

just you wait

[lone drift]

Billy dont encourage him

[ocean lagoon]

seamus son dont start

[real blade]

so small i only need one and i already have that

[tropic leaf]

Pollen on the new map confirmed

[shrewd apex]

They did post a flower emoji

[nimble lake]

@nimble sequoia "year of the horse" my ass you almost ripped off your hoof

[wanton zealot]

Sorry

[ebon fossil]

Hush. 😂

[lone drift]

How small are you a popcorn is like 2cm 😭

[ocean lagoon]

not getting a mars map 😭

[long otter]

I'll give u 15 popcorns

[real blade]

im just a popcorn

[ocean lagoon]

son 😭

[real blade]

https://tenor.com/view/woodcock-thehunter-thehunter-call-of-the-wild-cotw-call-of-the-wild-gif-3967747706561600564

[tough glen]

I know who I would vote out if this was among us 🤣🤣🤣

[sage linden]

US when Euro teases the new map

[lone drift]

Euro is a single celled organism confirmed

[tropic leaf]

Birds in the new map confirmed

[ocean lagoon]

what if euro just like didnt know what the new map was

what if no one even told her

[ebon fossil]

Is there supposed to be new map teaser to be released today???

[tropic leaf]

I believe its actually tomorrow

Idk though

[real blade]

literally i just make memes and funky lil dances

[tough glen]

I think of this every time I need a laugh

[lone drift]

I’ll see you guys tomorrow along with a teaser hopefully

[ebon fossil]

Ah. Just making sure I'm not too behind. I always get excited for new map season.

[lone drift]

Goodbye

[wanton zealot]

What if the true teaser was the trophies we got along the way

[wanton zealot]

Bye happie

[tropic leaf]

Is Vivi sick today or is she brewing up a teaser for tomorrow?

[sudden frost]

We had hoped for that, but euro is only dancing rn

[real blade]

well deserved vacation

[wanton zealot]

Tired of our shenanigans

[nimble lake]

We are all doing this to Zach tomorrow

[tropic leaf]

Ah, so the teasers are already made and ready to be dispersed

[ocean lagoon]

she doesnt even know guys lets leave her alone

[sage linden]

Where is Vivi

[real blade]

so small i only need one popcorn :/

[tropic leaf]

Vacation

[old lion]

https://tenor.com/view/papsvivs-gif-9612748669578953301

[tough glen]

that good I happy for her

[ebon fossil]

Hope you're enjoying/enjoyed your vacation!

[real blade]

i will one day

[old lion]

Male savior ahh take😭😭

[frosty herald]

Euro is everything alright with vivi ? 😭

Hopefully everything is alright with her 🙏

[real blade]

YES

[frosty herald]

Can you send her a nice day from me ?

[real blade]

I will

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/pCXVEwTQe8Z.gif

With that gif ❤️‍🩹

[tropic leaf]

Shiny spheal in cotw confirmed?!

[tough glen]

can you tell jaxy that we missed talking with him

[ocean lagoon]

why does the one in the middle look like hes about to spit game

the other two are just carrying flowers

that boy getting ready to get a girl 😭

[shrewd apex]

Bro

[sage linden]

Seamus stop crying

[void lagoon]

euro just grabbed a mug to make coffee.. desalination plant dlc CONFIRMED!!!!

[old lion]

I’m ashamed 😭

[shrewd apex]

Put a leash on em 😭😭

Revoke his screen time privileges

[wanton zealot]

This must be a hint to dachshund

[tropic leaf]

Put salt in his coffee

[ocean lagoon]

nooooooooooooooo

[tough glen]

I want to believe you but my heart says it's not true

[frosty herald]

He just got to know that he got permission to hunt badgers 😭

[wanton zealot]

Usually the spray bottle works

[errant torrent]

HCOTW collab with Farming Sim .... grow your own green fields ....

[tropic leaf]

Bring me a gator

[ocean lagoon]

no

get your own

[frosty herald]

Would be a Peak game though

[tropic leaf]

Not in season here

[ocean lagoon]

wait for season then

[wanton zealot]

Cant you legally own one over there?

[ocean lagoon]

always hunt responsibly

[tropic leaf]

Thats in a year😭

[shrewd apex]

Whatever happened to help your neighbor 💔