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[wanton zealot]

How'd you even do that

[dreamy karma]

Not yet

[long otter]

Dang...

[dreamy karma]

Hyrax would be so cool

[wanton zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/hyrax-gif-2995578920328136431

Only rock hyrax

[dreamy karma]

Well yea

Since there are no tree animals implemented yet

And it would be hard to do

[wanton zealot]

Even if

Rock hyrax > tree hyrax

[dreamy karma]

Totally agreed

[lone drift]

Tree hyrax or so unoriginal

Everybody already lived in trees

[wheat flax]

lwk

hyrax can go extinct

nobody cares

[lone drift]

Lowk

People shouldn’t be trying to get a girlfriend in a game server

[wheat flax]

i wasnt

that wasnt even me trying

if i did try i could pull

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/why-is-he-lying-wong-gif-5558347777370316415

[wheat flax]

i speak fax

[lone drift]

Anyways hyrax goated animal

[sonic hill]

nah, tapir

[wheat flax]

freak hyrax

[lone drift]

World is legit ending if they go extinct

[lone drift]

Yes they are absolute freaks of nature

[wheat flax]

ugly

[lone drift]

Top 5

[wheat flax]

best animal is the siberian tiger

[sonic hill]

if they do a proper amazon map, tapirs need to be there

[lone drift]

Boriiiiiiiing

[desert flower]

Guys cotw is irl

[wheat flax]

shut up happie

i hope u go unhappie

[desert flower]

Irl diamond hare

[lone drift]

Wow is that a threat

Calm down buddy

[wheat flax]

shots fired

[wanton zealot]

Happie got you there brotien shake✌️

[lone drift]

“Wow wtf.. wtf AHHHHHH IT BURNS”

I think you saw the hare of doom and fire

[wheat flax]

I will make u and ur little hyrax go extinct

[long otter]

Leave happie alone ong

[wanton zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/dawg-shivermetimbers-dog-chattering-im-so-scared-gif-22657721

[lone drift]

This is a serious conversation

[long otter]

The scream lol

[lone drift]

Please stop being so funny

[wheat flax]

fine

[desert flower]

I was not prepared

[wanton zealot]

The hare of horror and despair

[lone drift]

Just wait till you spot a roe deer on the road….

[wheat flax]

u sound like minnie mouse

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/a4c712-dashera4c-nonchalant-gamer-i'm-speechless-speechless-gif-13022095084831385298

[wanton zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/open-season-deer-deer-in-headlights-roadkill-hunter-gif-16769190155186329898

[lone drift]

“Officer it jumped out of the bushes right in front of my car” “you were offroading”

[wanton zealot]

It was dark

I couldn't see the road

[lone drift]

Ohhhh

Justified

[wanton zealot]

The deer also used its magical luring powers and controlled my truck

[lone drift]

Typical deer behavior

[wheat flax]

deers fault

shoulda saw the car

[jovial torrent]

Any idea where the mext map will be?

[dreamy karma]

Regarding the song choice

[desert flower]

WOOPAN GAGNAM STAJL

[desert flower]

I've had roe, fallow, hares, foxes and cats run in front of me car

[dreamy karma]

I've had roe, foxes, fallow, hares and a big ass brown bear

[jovial torrent]

Almost crashed into 3 roe does once

Standing in a hidden dip in a heavily wooded area

[wanton zealot]

Ive had mule deer, feral hogs, rabbits and quail run in front of me

[dreamy karma]

Oh right i also had wild boar and some pheasants

But still the brown bear was the coolest

[wanton zealot]

Id freak out if I almost hit a bear

[jovial torrent]

Pheasants are the worst, they simply will not budge until you're right on top of them

Drove over one once, got tired of stopping for them, did feel pretty bad afterwards tho

[wanton zealot]

I dont got to deal with them often there is some here but not as much as quail

[jovial torrent]

But a bear might be worse I image xD

[dreamy karma]

It was 10 pm and dark

[wanton zealot]

Making it even worse lmao

[dreamy karma]

Dude walked in front of my car without a care in the world

I stopped the car he looked at me, i honked to try amd scare him

[wanton zealot]

Acting like they own the place

[dreamy karma]

Looked at me with a side eye

Walked another 20 meters on the road and then into some bushes

The worst part is he was less then a km from a village

[old lion]

yall think i can manage to get 30 g1s this month?

[potent crag]

no

[old lion]

dang 😭

[desert flower]

I saw a pheasant this morning

Very cool

[old lion]

my husband has 29 more g1s then i do so i was hoping to take the lead this month

[desert flower]

Ban him

[wise sun]

Hey (Please let me know if i'm in the wrong channel)

I can't join any VC's on this DC anyone know why?

[patent basin]

How to Unlock Permissions

• To unlock the ability to post pictures, react, join a voice chat, and use the forums you've gotta talk A LITTLE BIT.
• To unlock the ability to embed, screenshare, change your nickname, and use gifs you've gotta talk A LOT.
• To unlock the ability to use external emoji and stickers, you've gotta talk SO MUCH.

[desert flower]

You need to chat for a bit to gain vc perms

[old lion]

get cooked zir

jkjkjkjk

[wise sun]

Bless

[desert flower]

Ahem

I'm orange

Don't mess with me

[old lion]

nooooo

this is tyranny

dont ban me 🥺

[desert flower]

Good for you this has been my lucky day

No bans today

[old lion]

🙏

[dreamy karma]

Me when i am transformed into a pumpkin by an evil wizard and i am asked about my physical appearance

[jovial torrent]

Not to be a jerk, but don't you guys feel g1 grinding to a bit of a dull waste of time?

[desert flower]

No

[jovial torrent]

Can't imagine doing one, diamond grinding is already such a bore

[desert flower]

It's rewarding imo

But the game allows different playstyles so we can all be happy

[void mason]

I imagine it's pretty zen to the people who like it. Get into a meditative state of a familiar task

[jovial torrent]

For sure

[old lion]

i get into a flow state when grinding

[void mason]

I just spent 30 hours on a game over the weekend where the only task is to reshelve 3072 misshelved books in a magic library, which I feel like put me in the same flow state someone grinding for g1s would get into

[desert flower]

Yeah I put on a youtube video to listen to and it's all automated

[long otter]

Does everyone only make their lodges realistic?

[old lion]

this is like an impressive level of flow

[old lion]

i dont

why do you ask

[void mason]

Turns out there was magic to make it quicker that I simply did not use

[dreamy karma]

Wdym by that

[old lion]

holy flow

[long otter]

Idk bc I said earlier I was gonna put a plains bison and a euro bison at the front of my lodge and somebody said it wasn't realistic(not saying names)

[jovial torrent]

Not sure what you mean, but I sort them by continent (Eurasian species, N American, Oceania etc.)

[void mason]

What would a realistic lodge look like?

[long otter]

Animals that were in the same area or smth like that

[old lion]

it was happie lol

[dreamy karma]

That's stupid

[void mason]

I don't know if that's realism, surely real world trophy hunters with enough money for a whole lodge of trophies can travel wherever they want for them

[long otter]

Dont say names👹

[dreamy karma]

If we are talking about realism we have a mount with a raccon riding a gator

Cmon

[jovial torrent]

Tbh I think placing an European bison next to an American one to be a pretty cool idea

[old lion]

yeah i mean if you want an ultra realistic lodge thats great for you but its a video game so do what you want

[jovial torrent]

You can sort of admire the differences and such like

[old lion]

dont let them get you off what you enjoy

if you like it do it

[long otter]

I acc might do like a kinda realistic but still gonna get that dime plains bison

Not all realistic

[old lion]

also euro bison are related pretty closely to american bison

[long otter]

But lime same type or specie

[lone drift]

I was joking, my bad

[old lion]

its not like your building a zoo lol like real life trophy lodges have leopards right next to saltwater crocs

[long otter]

Nah its alr dw

[void mason]

Some real life zoos put anything anywhere too lmao

I went to the Scottish deer centre recently and there was a whole bear next to the elk

[old lion]

yeah but like not in the same enclosure lol

[lone drift]

Zoos do go crazy with aviaries tho

[void mason]

Oh true

Well I guess you could do it...once

[lone drift]

They will have birds from australia and africa in the same aviary

[long otter]

I might try get another dime red deer somehow then put my piebald female in the middle of my dime red deer

[old lion]

yeah haha but birds are generally more adaptable then land animals

aka are found like literally everywhere sometimes

[wanton zealot]

I slap whatever wherever

[long otter]

Yeah I don't like doing that most of the time cuz it looks pretty boring for me

[void lagoon]

i want bigger lodge with more bigger plaques and more stands

[lone drift]

That’s like less then a dozen birds in the world

[finite lintel]

Damn. SRP story was dark

[lone drift]

Natively at least

[old lion]

sometimes

[wanton zealot]

Unless its vurhonga, vurhonga has no place in my lodge

[dark barn]

i've seen people with massive lodges who live on the breadline and people with 2 trophies that are absolutely loaded

[lone drift]

Only birds i can think of that are natively found on several continents are all raptors

[wanton zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-scary-angry-teeth-bite-gif-3421629

[dark barn]

money has nothing to do with it lol

[lone drift]

Peregrine falcons, osprey, golden eagle, bearded vulture etc

[finite lintel]

Great goodness

What was that for

[long otter]

Happie somebody got a mela croc in trophies😭

[wanton zealot]

Lmao

[long otter]

What happened

[old lion]

barn owl

house sparrow

[old lion]

bear attack

[lone drift]

House sparrow is introcued

[long otter]

Ohh

[long otter]

So cute😭

[finite lintel]

Yeah that

[old lion]

still lives all over the place

[finite lintel]

A fatal one

[lone drift]

I said natively at least

With introduction anything can be anywhere lmao

[long otter]

I lwk love the newish roes I've only killed my first 4 ever earlier got a lvl 1 and it was beautiful 😭

[old lion]

thats not true and i didnt say native in my point soooo

[finite lintel]

“I hav debill howns 😛”

[long otter]

He looks like a tree..

[lone drift]

It is true

If we put a lot of heaters on the polar area anything can live there

[old lion]

good luck introducing an emperor penguin to the sahara

[lone drift]

Coolers

Besides who said they have to survive

I will try it if you give me an emperor pinguin and a journey to the sahar

All paid for

[old lion]

sand vipers and lizards die bc its too cold

[lone drift]

Captive backup populations

[old lion]

the point of the arguement is ability to adapt to enviroments

[lone drift]

No the environment has to adapt to them

[old lion]

so everything you said is moot

[lone drift]

Good i know

But still thank you

[old lion]

wut

[lone drift]

Please nominate me for scientific paper of the year

[wise sun]

Anyone have any good Turkey Spots on Rancho

[old lion]

youd have to write a legit paper for this

[lone drift]

Southwestern corner

[lone drift]

I have

[finite lintel]

Tbh, I get my diamond turkeys from a run around spray and pray

[wise sun]

With you

[lone drift]

I got punished at school so i had to write 26 of the same sentence

[old lion]

thats lines not a paper 😭

[lone drift]

Ummm i wrote it on a paper

Idk what more you want

[old lion]

my only real scientific paper is lwk garbage but it got the job done lol

[desert flower]

Funny antlers

[lone drift]

You’re really making fun of something he can’t control

That’s messed up worm

[desert flower]

It's okay he did it to me first

[lone drift]

What did he make fun of?

[desert flower]

My 11th toe

[old lion]

thats why he got shot

[desert flower]

Exactly

He laughed and gave me the middle hoof

[old lion]

so you shot him?

[desert flower]

Yes

[solid slate]

Honestly deserved can’t lie

[old lion]

valid crash out

[wanton zealot]

Procavia capensis

[solid slate]

Can’t just give someone the middle hoof like that

[lone drift]

He only has 2

[old lion]

Hyaenidae

[lone drift]

Did he use the on one his heel?

[desert flower]

Are you sure

LOOK AT THESE MODELS

[lone drift]

Yes last time i counted

[desert flower]

Did you ask him

[lone drift]

Yes but he just snorted at me

[desert flower]

How many toes do I have

[old lion]

12

[desert flower]

500*

I'm a millipede

[old lion]

Eumillipes persephone

[old lion]

damn it you beat me

[lone drift]

What kind

[desert flower]

Wormus Zirconus

[lone drift]

Undescribed swedish species?

[desert flower]

Yeah

[lone drift]

When you’re not looking ima describe your species

[jovial torrent]

Dark sure, but also dull and too short and mostly uninteresting from a hunting perspective really, notice how there's no objective actually related to hunting at all

[desert flower]

No

[wanton zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/hyrax-gif-2995578920328136431

[void mason]

I think you mean endemic, which means they're only found in one place, vs native, which are just a species that have existed for a long time in a place (so all endemic species are native, but not all native species are endemic)

something can be native to multiple places

[lone drift]

No i meant native

[desert flower]

Can someone make this g1 roe spawn

[lone drift]

Read it again

[finite lintel]

Yes I was pretty disappointed by that

[lone drift]

Several continents

[void mason]

oh I see

[wanton zealot]

Endemic to planet earth

[void mason]

big if so

[lone drift]

I live in a country without any endemic animal species

[void lagoon]

whats earth i only know pluto

[old lion]

where do you live

[lone drift]

The place with hartebeest

[wanton zealot]

I got an endemic subspecies cant relate(best subspecies at that)

[lone drift]

Netherlands

[void mason]

I moved from Australia to the UK, which is a sharp drop in the amount of endemic species I'm surrounded by

[lone drift]

You have while endemic species

[finite lintel]

What’s the point of night vision binoculars when they are countered by fog

[lone drift]

A shrew that wasn’t seen alive for several decades

Several snakes

[old lion]

Alexandromys oeconomus arenicola

[wanton zealot]

Indeed

[wanton zealot]

But im not a reptile guy

[lone drift]

Several subspecies but no full species

Maybe like a springtail or something

[void lagoon]

Alcelaphus buselaphus

[finite lintel]

The best day

[lone drift]

Become one

[wanton zealot]

Rest in peace

[lone drift]

You’ll impress people

[finite lintel]

That I just happened to be sick for 😭

[lone drift]

Those are the things in my backyard

[wanton zealot]

Not really my cup of tea or whatever the saying is

[lone drift]

Was wondering what they were

[void lagoon]

yo the bubal hartebeest is not longer extinct confirmed

[fading magnet]

Hard take by Vader is my favorite from Star Wars

[wanton zealot]

The bebal hartebeest?

[void lagoon]

yes

[lone drift]

There are 18 populations and 50000 individuals in my yard

[wanton zealot]

Procavia capensis

[finite lintel]

Wdym hard take he’s everyone’s favorite

[wanton zealot]

Most lukewarm take ever

[void mason]

are you pleased I finally broke and googled hartebeest the curiosity was killing me

[wanton zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/hyrax-gif-2995578920328136431

[lone drift]

I like spiderman from star wars

[void mason]

The vernacular name "hartebeest" may have originated from the obsolete Dutch word hertebeest,[5] literally deer beast

[wanton zealot]

Me and Brooke when it comes to niche African mammals

[void lagoon]

turn to hartebeests before its too late

[wanton zealot]

Bro that's an invincible character

[lone drift]

Ohhhh

[old lion]

african reptiles on top

[finite lintel]

My hard take is that Kylo Ren’s theme song is more intimidating than Vader’s. Not saying it’s better, just more intimidating.

[lone drift]

Name 3

[void mason]

have you seen the incredible headshot art on their wiki page

[wanton zealot]

African reptile 1, 2 and 3

[lone drift]

Wrong

It’s just 3

[fading magnet]

That is until Mandolorian and Grogu came out

[void mason]

oh

second best to that

[wanton zealot]

Callipepla californica

[old lion]

common names or scientific

[lone drift]

Banana

[lone drift]

Common

[fading magnet]

🍌

[void lagoon]

i know what these hartebeests are but that 4th one is confusing me

what the hell is there 2 tora hartebeests on there

[old lion]

black mamba
boomslang
puff adder

[wanton zealot]

Why not

Smh

[void mason]

I wrote a novel about extinct animals and now I see that I made a grave error in not adding the bubal hartebeest

[void lagoon]

theres 8 known hartebeest subspecies and theres 9 hartebeests on that image

[lone drift]

Namaqua dwarf adder on top

[void mason]

some of them brought their family for the photo op

[finite lintel]

Wait, no side missions? I’m just done with SRP?

[lone drift]

I’m good with the european reptiles

[old lion]

Aldabra Giant Tortoise

[wanton zealot]

Yup

[old lion]

nile monitor

[wanton zealot]

Srp is when those mostly stopped appearing

[lone drift]

Desert monitor

[void lagoon]

(ignore last one he’s a fake hartebeest)

[old lion]

im better

[wanton zealot]

Not the false hartebeest

[finite lintel]

Kinda buns I can’t lie

[lone drift]

Call scientific names i know the common

[void lagoon]

how could they add the western hartebeest impala hybrid

[wanton zealot]

Ong

[fading magnet]

Mangrove water monitor my favorite

[old lion]

Golden Armadillo Lizard

[finite lintel]

Good map but basically no need to shoot anything to completely clear the story

[old lion]

of african or european?

[lone drift]

I saw a phillipine water monitor at cologne zoo

[lone drift]

European

[finite lintel]

Actually entirely no need

[void lagoon]

anyways time to stop the hartebeest talk because it’s off topic😢😢 call of the wildian time

[lone drift]

So yellow

[old lion]

Vipera ursinii

[finite lintel]

Does Sundarpatan have a good story, I’m debating my next map

[lone drift]

Meadow viper

[wanton zealot]

Hartebeest need to be in cotw

[old lion]

Vipera aspis

[lone drift]

Asp viper

[wanton zealot]

rock hyrax too

[old lion]

Lacerta viridis

[finite lintel]

I want to finish with Vurhonga

[void lagoon]

protest for hartebeests in cotw

[wanton zealot]

And rock hyrax

[old lion]

Vipera berus

[wanton zealot]

Same map

[lone drift]

Common green lizard?

[lone drift]

Common viper

[void lagoon]

i wouldnt be lying if i said my lodge would be 99% hartebeest if they got added

[old lion]

Timon lepidus

[finite lintel]

Eh. I’ll start it regardless

[wanton zealot]

Me with rock hyrax and cali quail

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/awawa-hyrax-lick-tongue-gif-6048808225656235212

[lone drift]

Occelated lizard my beloved

[wanton zealot]

Callipepla californica and Procavia capensis my beloved

[old lion]

adder

[lone drift]

I saw timon nevadensis and lepidus on the same trip

[wanton zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/noticing-hyrax-gif-1963068431302972259

[old lion]

european

[lone drift]

Yeah i’m not good with the lacerta family

[desert flower]

I saw a legless lizard

[old lion]

Anolis carolinensis is a us native

[old lion]

snoke

[lone drift]

Anguis fragilis

Common slow worm

[desert flower]

Yes

In Sweden we call them copper lizard

[lone drift]

BLANUS ON TOP 👑

[lone drift]

We call the hazel worm

[wanton zealot]

Iberian worm lizard

[old lion]

Blanus cinereus

[desert flower]

I'm so damn nervous

[lone drift]

Iberian worm lizard

[desert flower]

Dream job interview tomorrow morning

[lone drift]

That’s my own picture btw

Stop dreaming get to work

[desert flower]

I'm trying

[old lion]

bro doesnt know the common adder but he knows the worm lizards 😭

[desert flower]

I have a pic of common adder

[wanton zealot]

Worm lizards are better

[lone drift]

Common viper is another name for it in my language

In dutch all vipers and adders have to same name

[lone drift]

Show pls

[lone drift]

Made yourself?

[wanton zealot]

Snek

[desert flower]

Yes

[old lion]

Pseudopus apodus

[desert flower]

Beby snek

[lone drift]

Niceee

[desert flower]

I have a video too

[lone drift]

Isn’t this an amphibian?

[desert flower]

Two actually but one is another adder

[wanton zealot]

Glass lizard

[old lion]

no

[desert flower]

This pic also mine

[old lion]

awwwwwwwww

[lone drift]

Oh it’s in the name

[desert flower]

He's eating apples

[void lagoon]

oh hello little guy where are ur legs even

[wanton zealot]

W red fox

[nimble sequoia]

bro tired

[lone drift]

I’m not a scientific name guy

[desert flower]

Mouth full of apple

[lone drift]

I just like to find and look at reptiles

[wanton zealot]

His greed sickens me

[nimble sequoia]

he monch

[desert flower]

Took apple and ran

[old lion]

valid lol

[wanton zealot]

Greed

Pure greed

[lone drift]

Macroprotodon brevis

[wanton zealot]

Snek

[lone drift]

And my pride and joy lacerta agilis

[desert flower]

Fence fallow

[lone drift]

Weird species name

[wanton zealot]

Chocolate

[desert flower]

Yes

Only a silver tho

[wanton zealot]

Chocolate lvl 3

[old lion]

pretty

[lone drift]

They’re fat

[old lion]

my pride and joy is Bungarus flaviceps

[void lagoon]

my happiness and joy is alcelaphus buselaphus

[lone drift]

Bungarus are cool

I saw a video of the rarest species

Red river krait

[wanton zealot]

My pride, happiness, and joy are Procavia capensis

[wanton zealot]

Thats rude happie

[lone drift]

My bad

They are well fed

Ready for winter

Chonky

[wise sun]

Anyone know a good spot for Ring necks on Rancho

[balmy wasp]

add huntable neanderthal is anceint exinct ape animal that may still be alive, it would be cool to hunt them with guns like a new single shot 50bmg, bfg50, there will be 3 varients male, female and child, they may attack and bite you if you get near or even hit you with a stick, if you shoot a child one then all the females near will turn aggresive and attack you like mothers ape instinct and you could make cool taxidermy mounts or head mounts in the cabin of larger neanderthal apes in cabin or a skull mount you can have aswell.The male should be 60 to 90kg and female 50 to 70 kg and child 20 to 50k

[lone drift]

This isn’t funny

[desert flower]

Never would've guessed

[lone drift]

I thought I’m your happienes?

Wow

[wanton zealot]

Bottom left or center

[lone drift]

How could you billy

[wanton zealot]

Usually has alot of pheasants

[lone drift]

💔

[wise sun]

Lekker thanks

[wanton zealot]

2nd place

You cant compete with what my name says

[desert flower]

Happie when tired: Nappie

[wanton zealot]

Isn't that a diaper

[balmy wasp]

its reals

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/yuji-stare-yuji-itadori-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-yuji-stare-meme-gif-2566228405341525362

[desert flower]

Maybe

[lone drift]

WHY AM I A DIAPER

[wanton zealot]

Eeppy

[desert flower]

I'm not familiar with english baby related words CAUSE I'M NEVER HABING CHILDREN WOOO

[lone drift]

Happie, maddie, saddie, nappie, bannie, grannie

[desert flower]

Babysitting ya'll is enough

[old lion]

good idea

[wanton zealot]

Babysit happie

[lone drift]

I don’t even know how you hab children

[desert flower]

Happie when driving a big car: Vannie

[lone drift]

Don’t sit on me pls

[wanton zealot]

You lay an egg

Like birds

[frosty herald]

What did I joined into 😭

[lone drift]

Me and all my variants

Happie when he is handsome, baddie

[desert flower]

Happie when a mother: Mammie

[old lion]

what is wrong with you twin 😭

[wanton zealot]

This one actually made me laugh

[frosty herald]

The happi-verse

[wanton zealot]

Happie: Into the happi-verse

[balmy wasp]

its new specie

[lone drift]

Happie when he is a superhero, batmappie

[wanton zealot]

Happie: beyond the happi-verse

[old lion]

Lachesis muta

[wanton zealot]

Happiman

[lone drift]

Happie: failed to pay taxes now no more home

[desert flower]

GUYS LEVEL 3333

[old lion]

was more talking about hunting down humans with guns 😭

[desert flower]

Blshxkd,claxhsuoxvoazu8qqwvuxoshu8xbq9uxq

I havent spawned one in forever

[balmy wasp]

nuh uh

[desert flower]

WILL HE TROLL

[lone drift]

Beeg

[wanton zealot]

When did they add something above 10 fabled

[balmy wasp]

neanderthal

[desert flower]

(He will troll)

[old lion]

dangerous

[lone drift]

Thresher gotta be trolling

Armless and dangerous

[desert flower]

Ai

[frosty herald]

Happie and baddie convincing vanni to drive them to grannie cause theyre slowy all turning into nappie

[wanton zealot]

Banned

[old lion]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-no-banned-and-you-are-explode-gif-16047504

[desert flower]

If I could I'd ban all ai users here

[lone drift]

Happie in a fight, slappie

[frosty herald]

Thats a good one

[wanton zealot]

Idk how to respond to this so have this lesser scaup and tufted hybrid

[lone drift]

Happie traversing an unknown cave system, mappie

[nimble sequoia]

nickelback slaps icl

[wanton zealot]

Happie when he talks too much: yappie

[frosty herald]

Try this

[lone drift]

Happie telling the truth, no cappie

[balmy wasp]

so like we have a lab where you can revive neanderthals so you can realses them into antartica and hunt them

[lone drift]

That one is pin worthy i put all 13 of my braincells into that

[desert flower]

HE TEOLLLELEDDDD

[nimble sequoia]

what?

hell no

[frosty herald]

Yappie

[wanton zealot]

I thought we were going hybrid for hybrid

[nimble sequoia]

aint no damn way you just proposed hunting actual people

[old lion]

number one they would lwk slaughter us

[balmy wasp]

nuh uh

no homo spaien

neanderthal

[wanton zealot]

Tried arguing they were apes

[lone drift]

Happie riding with baddie when he turns nappie and he goes in the ditch: crashie

[old lion]

2 can you just ban him

[nimble sequoia]

theyre people

[old lion]

we are apes

[wanton zealot]

Also honse

[nimble sequoia]

literally the same genus and closely related enough we interbred

[desert flower]

Not me

[nimble sequoia]

neanderthals were people

[wanton zealot]

Not me

[balmy wasp]

but extinct

[nimble sequoia]

there are no ifs ands or buts about this

[lone drift]

There’s issue nr. 1

[old lion]

zircon is a worm

[nimble sequoia]

correct; how does that justify whatever tf you just brought up tho?

[old lion]

youre just weird

[desert flower]

I'm just a gorl

[old lion]

same twin

[desert flower]

Living on captivity

In

[lone drift]

Happie when he is in the hospital for a broken back, snappie

[old lion]

not same

[wanton zealot]

Jealous because I specialize in rock hyrax

[lone drift]

I hope i never meet this dude

[desert flower]

That ship has sailed ok you're no longer the chat main man

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/vesuvius-baby-baby-ash-gif-2339947883921805569

[wanton zealot]

Happie without a mela croc

Uhh

[lone drift]

Now i’m ashie

[wanton zealot]

Idk i thought of one then had a brain fart and forgot

[frosty herald]

You Sure?

[balmy wasp]

thrers no law you cant hunt neanderthals

[old lion]

hes def rage baiting

[wanton zealot]

I blame haunted for being a hater

[desert flower]

No means no

[lone drift]

I know she was a dude before i just can’t prove it

[nimble sequoia]

oh im fully aware

[lone drift]

I’m suspicious… ppie

[old lion]

i didnt do anything 😭

[balmy wasp]

ok

[nimble sequoia]

you're cutting the ragebait with this wack ass idea youve got

[wanton zealot]

Liar liar pants on fire

[old lion]

cuz theyve been extinct for like 40,000 years

[nimble sequoia]

thats gonna be your last warning about it

[balmy wasp]

its not ragebait

[nimble sequoia]

we aint playing with suggesting hunting people here, this is a public forum

[nimble sequoia]

if its not then you need help

[balmy wasp]

i was just inspired by other games

[wanton zealot]

Hot take but instead of rebuilding the world we once had by reviving extinct life we should preserve the wildlife we have in the current day

[nimble sequoia]

brother Far Cry Primal is not real life

[old lion]

then be normal or go play those games please

[frosty herald]

I know vivi saw i predicted that the new map teaser Drops on the 22th may so she shifted Plans so my prediction is wrong again but I cant prove it yet.

[balmy wasp]

ok

[lone drift]

Not tryna poke the bear but he has gone into detail about penile shafts on deer before, and how a testicular malfuction could be the reason for great ones…

[wanton zealot]

It was a teaser for mouflon on hirsch

[lone drift]

He’s said unique things before

[wanton zealot]

She tried blaming you

[nimble sequoia]

shaft thing is wild but testicular damage is a known cause of that twisted rack for muleys so

[balmy wasp]

i didnt go in detail

[lone drift]

But it was all an understandably strange convo 😭

[wanton zealot]

Not this again bru

[balmy wasp]

and that was half a year ago

[frosty herald]

No way

[nimble sequoia]

mouflirsch

[lone drift]

Like…. 3 months ago

[balmy wasp]

same thing

[lone drift]

Not even 3 months

[wanton zealot]

In internet times that's a decade

[balmy wasp]

nah 5 month

it was 2025 november

6 month

[frosty herald]

U saw the comment in the backfill thread today havent you

[wanton zealot]

Fallow for cuatro and coues for rancho 🗣‼️

[wanton zealot]

Maybeee

[balmy wasp]

and it was serious

[frosty herald]

Roe for Salz

[old lion]

it was last month

[lone drift]

DO NOT START AGAIN I BEG YOU

[wanton zealot]

Badgers too

[desert flower]

Grind is delivering today

[frosty herald]

Id also like Euro hare

[desert flower]

A troll and a pie female

[lone drift]

Yeah like i thought he also talked about it when roe great one came out

[wanton zealot]

I just want my rancho backfills 💔

Ducks, bison and coues is all I ask

[frosty herald]

And I my hirsch backfills 💔

I think EW is hating on backfills

[lone drift]

And my namibia backfills 💔

[balmy wasp]

and marten

[dark barn]

quite literally they are intelligent early humans, murder would apply to them even though they're extinct.

[wanton zealot]

You are the ruler of Zimbabwe

Make a deal

[lone drift]

I conquered some others as well

[balmy wasp]

but fortnite

and i stopped talking abt that like an hour ago

[dark barn]

whatever you say small fry

[lone drift]

You need a new clock and calendar man

[wanton zealot]

Bro just be saying whatever atp

[old lion]

son it was less then 5 minutes ago

[frosty herald]

Really

[nimble sequoia]

been all of five goddamn minutes

[lone drift]

Yes he has gotten every date and time wrong so far 😭

[old lion]

can you not just ban him

[lone drift]

Brother needs a smartwatch

[dark barn]

i fart in this mans general direction

[lone drift]

What if he lives one house farther away from you then me

You’d be farting in my direction

🫩

[dark barn]

my farts are laser guided once the general direction has been chosen

[lone drift]

Oh ok thank you

[wanton zealot]

Why did this come up of all things

[dark barn]

my farts know where they are because they know where they aren't

[frosty herald]

Ok i'm out

[lone drift]

Smart fart

[desert flower]

Stop farting it stinks in here

[frosty herald]

When did we shift to farting

[lone drift]

Uhhhh the great prairie dog war idk

[wanton zealot]

Monte is a smart fella not a fart smella

[potent crag]

fart management

[long otter]

Idk what to hunt now..

[dark barn]

when i decided to fart in Threshers general direction

[wanton zealot]

Happie ig

[balmy wasp]

backfill these into germany
Black Grouse
Eurasian Wigeon
Eurasian Woodcock
Western Capercaillie
Mammals
Mountain Hare
American Mink
Eurasian Pine Marten
European Badger
Sika Deer
ibex

[frosty herald]

Bro what

[wanton zealot]

Which map

[potent crag]

okay now gimme rares

[frosty herald]

Please never Cook again bro

[lone drift]

The great prairie dog war of 1861

[dark barn]

backfill mammals to germany

[balmy wasp]

why

[nimble sequoia]

is that the goddamn fat man bomb

omg its the fatman bomb, why is the A10 boutta do the prairie dog like Nagasaki

[lone drift]

Like none of these are in the same area

[balmy wasp]

they are

[lone drift]

No….

[wise sun]

Just got two gold rabbits with one shot

[desert flower]

I shot 5 roe at once ON XBOX

[lone drift]

They really messed up this time

[desert flower]

Skills

[balmy wasp]

badger and capercallie

[lone drift]

Big ounce did some bad things

This is revenge

[frosty herald]

• Backfilling a duck to hirsch *
• not backfilling mouflon to compansate *

[dark barn]

what the inhabitants of Kerbin are saying when my Mun lander fails to enter space for the 10th time

[old lion]

never happened

[desert flower]

Did just now

😱💍

Diamond ring

[balmy wasp]

huting mouflon is immoral

[desert flower]

HLEPPPP

[balmy wasp]

they are feral sheep

[old lion]

son

[wanton zealot]

Rancho backfills I suggest to EW
Coues deer(replace wt)
Plains bison
Northern pintail
Green winged teal
Cinnamon Teal
Blue-winged teal 🗣‼️

[balmy wasp]

some people have pet sheep

[desert flower]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NECK

[nimble sequoia]

Ibex on hirsch?

[lone drift]

❌❌❌❌ sorry diamond tester says it’s fake

[old lion]

@nimble sequoia im dead

[nimble sequoia]

there havent been ibex in Bavaria for like

22,000 years

[balmy wasp]

ye in the rocks

[lone drift]

Ibex geode

[wise sun]

um thats a new one ig

[lone drift]

Interesting

[desert flower]

Ofc it is I'm poor

[nimble sequoia]

embedded in the stone?

[wanton zealot]

The amount of times ive seen people still suggest ibex

[frosty herald]

Although if we change the Mountain hare to Euro hare, send mink to Salz and kick the duck far away, mouflons might come and list would be fire

[balmy wasp]

add a hill in middle of map

[lone drift]

No

[balmy wasp]

or a single mountain

[lone drift]

Thresher just stop

[shrewd apex]

Wood duck neck syndrome

[nimble sequoia]

mtn hare arent even in germany proper and havent been for centuries

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-to-stop-gif-9416155803997449261

[frosty herald]

Sure

[dark barn]

quick off topic but does ANYONE know how the HELL to stop my ship randomly flipping after decoupling? minute i get to 10km it just starts spinning

[nimble sequoia]

the monoculture pine plantations in the south destroyed their habitat

[lone drift]

MONTE GET DOWN IT IS SLIPPERY

[old lion]

sheep are immoral to kill but hes fine with murder 😭

[shrewd apex]

Turn it off and on again mayhaps

[nimble sequoia]

theyre restricted to the alps in central europe now

[frosty herald]

Thats like a Hella lot of fake news

[balmy wasp]

so pine marten is good

[desert flower]

H\

[balmy wasp]

cus so many pines?

[dark barn]

that forces free fall

[long otter]

What should I hunt on these maps

[desert flower]

WHAT IS HAPPENUNG TO MY ROE

[lone drift]

Animals

[long otter]

What type of animal

[lone drift]

I’m cooking them all

[lone drift]

Vertebrates

[old lion]

only 70k is wicked

[lone drift]

Nah hunt crocs on emerald

[dark barn]

was hittin the yoinky sploinky before she got merked

[long otter]

So?

[frosty herald]

Thanks I almost Fell .... fellie

[nimble sequoia]

martens are in germany yeah but mtn hare havent been in lower altitude regions for a long time

[desert flower]

Sir that's a girly girl

[lone drift]

Happie we he slips, fallie

[dark barn]

whatever do you mean?? i definitely said she

[balmy wasp]

then do plains hare

[lone drift]

Happie when het gets launched, springie

[nimble sequoia]

former historic range extended into southern germany, especially lower bavaria, but cattle rearing and grain farming plus urban development pushed them out by the 1650s

[old lion]

give it a break happie

[desert flower]

My cuatro really said 500 female roe

Here you go

[lone drift]

Breakkie?

[old lion]

😭

[nimble sequoia]

that dont even exist

[frosty herald]

Sure bro

[desert flower]

Happie when he been shopping too much: Brokie

[balmy wasp]

i saw one

[wanton zealot]

Thats just happie normally

[desert flower]

No incomie

[dark barn]

Wormdrew Tate

[frosty herald]

Theyre back again in the national parks atleast

[desert flower]

Ew

[balmy wasp]

see i saw this one

[wanton zealot]

Bro spent too much on isopods

[old lion]

i would not take that zir

[nimble sequoia]

thats a regular ass rabbit

[frosty herald]

Euro hare ...

[lone drift]

Happie when he is actually happy, complete ❤️

[wanton zealot]

Euro hare

[nimble sequoia]

like deadass euro hare

[balmy wasp]

no

[balmy wasp]

no its brown field hare

[nimble sequoia]

i default to rabbit

[frosty herald]

I nearly wanted to complain

[long otter]

What should I hunt except crocs and tigers

[wanton zealot]

Literally the same thing

[shrewd apex]

I was abt to say you know that ain’t a rabbit

[wanton zealot]

Just a different name

[frosty herald]

Thats the same bro 😭

[lone drift]

Rusa deer

[wanton zealot]

Its like saying puma and cougar

[shrewd apex]

You can tell cuz it looks slightly possessed and leggy

[balmy wasp]

magpie

[lone drift]

Idk what you guys mean donkey and ass aren’t even related

[desert flower]

Take what

[finite lintel]

Would you guys like to witness my pain?

[wanton zealot]

Happie istg

[long otter]

Which map-

[finite lintel]

I put it in #🦌︴trophies

[lone drift]

Australia

[wanton zealot]

Brodie thats a raven or a crow

[long otter]

Ok

[desert flower]

I'm gonna drive to the fence fallow bye

[wanton zealot]

Gl with the fence fallow

They will soon feast

[lone drift]

What 😭

[desert flower]

ON MY FINGERS

Oops caps

[old lion]

being called wormdrew tate

[wanton zealot]

Emerald coast

[lone drift]

Don’t scream at anything on the road pls

[desert flower]

I threw up a little in my mouth but I'm fine

[balmy wasp]

magpie

[old lion]

son 😭

[desert flower]

Can't promise anything

[wanton zealot]

The humble road hare

[lone drift]

I really like the blue shark in your profile

[sage linden]

Any predictions for the new map?

[long otter]

Where are the rusa

[balmy wasp]

nice

[frosty herald]

You remember that one Billy ?

[wanton zealot]

Hopefully more us maps

[wanton zealot]

Yes

[balmy wasp]

guess what shark it is

[lone drift]

Blue

No

Shortfin mako

[wanton zealot]

A gummy shark

[balmy wasp]

no

[lone drift]

Yes it is

[balmy wasp]

thresher shark

[lone drift]

Know you sharks

That’s clearly a porbeagle

[lone drift]

That is a magpie

[wanton zealot]

Drooling feral hartebeest

https://tenor.com/view/noticing-hyrax-gif-1963068431302972259

[sage linden]

I beg

[lone drift]

Happie when he is a goated antelope, happiebeest

[balmy wasp]

crow

[wanton zealot]

What about happie if he was a goated elephant and manatee relative

[long otter]

Where are rust deer at

[wanton zealot]

I agree with this

[wanton zealot]

Right side of the map

[frosty herald]

Cotw General chat prime Comeback?

[lone drift]

Hyraxie

[long otter]

Ok

[nimble sequoia]

important to remember we call basically all our native hares jackrabbits in the states

so our vernacular is just rabbit

even though theyre entirely different animals among lagomorphs with different escape strategies and locomotion

[void lagoon]

i have been active here for a bit

[frosty herald]

Good point

[balmy wasp]

artic hare

[long otter]

Top left?

[balmy wasp]

snowshoe hare

[wanton zealot]

Black tailed jackrabbit 🗣‼️

[balmy wasp]

cottontail hare

[frosty herald]

Havent seen you then

[nimble sequoia]

thats a rabbit...

[wanton zealot]

Cottontail rabbit*

[nimble sequoia]

like an actual rabbit

[wanton zealot]

Desert cottontail rabbits are pretty delicious

[nimble sequoia]

key word, basically

even then ive still heard people call both snowshoes and arctics jackrabbits

[wanton zealot]

Diamond drooling feral hartebeest

[shrewd apex]

This is precisely why I still say rabbit/bunny when referring to hares lmfaoooo despite us having mainly jackrabbits and actual hares in our state. Although if it’s necessary to differentiate, obviously one will lol

[frosty herald]

Will there be new cotw edits ? 🥹

[nimble sequoia]

hell most of the time snowshoes are just shorthanded as snowies

[lone drift]

Guys i have bad news

[nimble sequoia]

or snowshoes

[wanton zealot]

Go on

[frosty herald]

Oh no

[shrewd apex]

Still mad snowshoe hares aren’t in the game

[lone drift]

I have to go

[wanton zealot]

Should've been with askiy

[lone drift]

Now i will be goodbyeppie

[nimble sequoia]

give us snowies and arctics so we can do the NA lagomorph slam

[wanton zealot]

But noooo lets add pheasants and mallards

[shrewd apex]

Like they ARE but they ARENT.

[frosty herald]

By happie

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-gyllenhaal-bye-bye-gif-7990496184851258495

[balmy wasp]

arctic jack

[shrewd apex]

MOAR BUNNEHHHSSSSS

[balmy wasp]

they are though

[frosty herald]

See you soon ❤️‍🩹

[wanton zealot]

Cali map with desert cottontail 🗣‼️

[nimble sequoia]

they not tho

[wanton zealot]

We also got blacktail jackrabbits and snowshoe hare

[finite lintel]

How juiced are lynx that bears run from them?

[wise sun]

Thanks to whoever suggested hunting Turkeys and Ring Necks in the bottom left of Rancho

[wanton zealot]

The lynx just have too much aura(smelly)

[nimble sequoia]

yknow im getting really sick of the contrarian ragebaiting schtick

[balmy wasp]

im not ragbaiting

[wise sun]

You were a real help

[nimble sequoia]

yes you are

[balmy wasp]

no

its just the hunter has snowshoe hare

hunter cotw doesnt

[shrewd apex]

This is the COTW discord homie
That’s the game we’re talking about

[nimble sequoia]

no youre moving goalposts to be contrarian and annoy people, were on the COTW server and therefore talking abt COTW

[balmy wasp]

ok

[nimble sequoia]

classic doesnt warrant a mention in this conversation

[dark barn]

this guys attitude has never changed fyi

[balmy wasp]

nab

[shrewd apex]

Yea

[balmy wasp]

what does this mean

[wanton zealot]

It means the rabbit can hear sounds and is not human

[wheat flax]

yo when cotw droppin hints

[wanton zealot]

Probably not till later this month or next month

[wheat flax]

i miss hints being inside reserves

they havent donr it for a while

[dark barn]

luckily a documentary like this will never be made about you

[balmy wasp]

it will

[shrewd apex]

They should have been on Askiy idc

[wanton zealot]

It was more work than it was worth

[frosty herald]

That was a good one raz

[balmy wasp]

and whiterime

[finite lintel]

I definitely didn’t just get two trolls in 10 minutes

[nimble sequoia]

any of our mountain maps in the western US/Canada

[shrewd apex]

Oh of course, many maps need them but holy hell I was so disappointed with the lack of them for the newer albertan map
They could have introduced it so easily

Like why even mention them on Rev if we didn’t get them too

The dang codex mentions them 💔

[nimble sequoia]

odd for the codex to mention them given that snowshoes are US only

[wanton zealot]

Thats why I kinda felt so much hatred towards askiy

[nimble sequoia]

their ecological equivalent is the mountain hare, which we do have on rev

[balmy wasp]

thats false

canada

[nimble sequoia]

at the same time i also see the validity of pheasants cause we had no snow map pheasants

[nimble sequoia]

well North America but you get the point

[old lion]

do the acromela fallow lok differnet on scotland then Te

[shrewd apex]

Right? Yea idk, it just miffed me off that they mentioned them without being in the game lol like they literally put them alongside mountain hares in the entry

[frosty herald]

The whole chat by now

[wanton zealot]

Id rather lose out on a snow map for pheasants than to not have snowshoe hare

[shrewd apex]

Oof

[nimble sequoia]

swap mallard for snowshoes

ez

[wanton zealot]

But then we dont have a snow map for mallards

[shrewd apex]

Also I think you mean NA only

Not US

[lone drift]

Guys i’m backie

I have a drink and snacks now

[frosty herald]

Guys just add seasons to Salzwiesen Park

[wanton zealot]

Such as

[nimble sequoia]

yus

[lone drift]

Tortilla chips

[nimble sequoia]

since snowshoes extend through BC, Alberta, Nunavut, and the NWT

[lone drift]

And cherry coke

[wanton zealot]

Lowk im good without seasons in this game

[old lion]

no seasons

unless its gonna change acromela animals

[lone drift]

It would render a lot of species unrealistic and some furs useless

[balmy wasp]

and theres bout 3 on prince edwards

[wanton zealot]

Would kill so many rares

I like the idea of finding a certain color outside of its normal time frame

[frosty herald]

Now how are these two connected with each other

[lone drift]

Dw monte we can enjoy the seasons irl

[wanton zealot]

Like a white willow in the summer

[lone drift]

Feel the spring sun and the summer breeze

Enjoy the smells of fall

Look at the snow in winter

[frosty herald]

I wondering now if yall understood the joke

[lone drift]

It’s just beautiful 🥹

[wanton zealot]

And freeze to death in the winter

[lone drift]

I think we didn’t an messed up

[frosty herald]

Snow map for mallard and pheasant when they get removed from askiy

[lone drift]

That’s just the valley fishbowl effect

[frosty herald]

Cause both are on Salz

[balmy wasp]

we should make a banff jasper map

nvm

[wanton zealot]

I understood

[balmy wasp]

i think theres something like that

[nimble sequoia]

thats basically askiy

[wanton zealot]

Just wanted to point that out

[frosty herald]

Sendepause

[wanton zealot]

Anyway gonna share the best elk subspecies

[frosty herald]

Tule?

[wanton zealot]

Indeed

[balmy wasp]

but idk why but manitoba elk and wood bison look odd

like alien

but bighorn mountain goat and moose and mule deer look so good

[lone drift]

Cold air sits below warmer air bc it is less dense so the colder air sinks valleys and craters leading to the valley fishbowl effect ( i came up with the name )

[wanton zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/hyrax-gif-2995578920328136431

[balmy wasp]

the best cervus model is the red deer rn

[wanton zealot]

Red deer are hot buns