#🦌︴general
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maybe Ash
eh then I was just off by one consonant
He appears to have been retro-smoked
legendary description
will add this to my repertoire
lmfao
i was reading though and trying gather evidence why i timed him out
That's no fun
cant believe he blocked me
No he left
Eh, move on from it
I tried to dm hm
thought i had a new boyfriend for a sec
You're supposed to flirt with them before banning
i cant send him a friend rq either im also blocked
@leaden nebula
thought he wanted a selfie
absolutely not
you know you want him


Got dis rn
What
Damn can’t believe you’re cheating on Dennie
die
mads missing you
I don’t think he likes me
He hates everyone tho so…..
We good
You're just his side-bitch
POV: Oregon
twinesss @cobalt spear
Das my 2nd ever max score duk
Oregon gonna upset penjamin state
I have 4 max score ducks
wtf is going on tn 😭
i only have 3 he was my 2nd
so guys i actually have 21 G1s but my save file just broke!!?!?!-!!
Kwacks can I post underwater foot video?
Magpies are gonna be horrid.
help?!a!bvbb
no
I don't even wanna think about that rn
Gnarly brah
I got bodied by a 300lb lineman today
I have CTE
Ima continue grinding for mool dur g1
And then probably go for the dime gwt or a rare yoter
Moose numero uno
All my moose maps were dookie
Just mod them in
I refuse to touch nem
Kwaks can help
Im on ps
Nekotina said im getting a g1 fallow , so im gunna grind fallow in abit
She said id get the dime ferri today
Just trade for them duh
And the g1 mule deer this week
Erm that would break rule 9 ☝️🤓
And modding doesn't..?
No
Screw Rebecca
elands are a lot smaller than i thought
MASSIVE.
thats a newborn
idk the adults i saw were shorter than me
kudu fartin massive though
Nuh uh
Yuh uh
They are pocket size
They're like a me and a half tall
So bite sized
You're mexican they're like 3 of you tall
Nuh uh
Yuh uh
shutup dennie
Ok 😢
I hate Rebecca
still need to replace her with you
Me too
aw🥲
Rebecca dosent know peak
Rebecca peaked in middle school fr
I love rebecca
@wise geode we gotta weirdo
@wise geode ban zacky
Time him out for life
What did South Carolina do to LSU😭
LSU just better
LSU is ight
Death Valley fa a reason
It's south carolina bud
They got nothing on Costal are Beloved
They’ve never done anything useful so they did nothing to nobody
Death Valley, Clemson SC
Bama is hit or miss
Great facilities
Bro started football last week
L
Atleast my team won😭
Yes
You’ll never guess my nfl team
Unless you saw the pfp that I had for like 8 months
old breeez team
Browns
🤮

Nah
yes
Other side the country
Tampa
sf
Negative
#syfm
#no
#okfairpoint
#kwakslovesme
#yes
#welovehunter
the joke i could make
#Ihadagoodnflteam
Rebecca wants me to look at her feet😭
Say yes

Seattle?
Nah
49ers
Hella of my players got injurs
chargers?
Oh nah🥀
Injured
Ya
Valid
Poor bosa😔
Guess mein
so i got it right!
Mhm
Lakers
Huh?
i only care for collage
if only these were real sports
collage is a gunna song
Kwaks leave the college kids alone
Same rly but I gotta have someone for the Super Bowl
College is better than nfl
Is your team related to the area your pfp is
Opposite coast
so since im lsu i gotta go for chincy and redskins in nfl
its so fun that americans trick us europeans into thinking their sports are real, its like what we do when we try to convince you haggis is a real animal

idk whos worse rn kwaky or mad
Whos mad?
deleting evidence of kawky
We love u mad
@dark barn
Can we ban rebecca
The guy with the big back pfp
49ers🗣️
they have to call me mad1 because i change names so frequently
Ah
Nope
well i used to but some mod locked me down
Seahawks
soxwhen i switch personalities it'll just be a new pic with the same name
so dumb
Yes
fly eagles fly
I still love dk
Jackson Dart is the best NFL QB
sec
Yes
i too loved it when Jordan made that 3 pointer hail mary for the homerun
Also that any D1 football player would be the best rugby player in the world
Ehhh
im surprised Philly didn't burn down tbh
....no
Ik
Philly fans are genuinely something else
The town gets destroyed win or loss
we dont bad mouth rugby they gave us football
imagine making an american footballer run without play choice breaks for 40 minutes at a time
Most wouldnt survive
he'd crash and burn lmao
ban scam link
Ban old bay man
Click link
no needs embed
It said rugby
rugby sevens is not comparable to full professional rugby
and hes bigger than the team hes playing
put him up against any decent side of rugby players and he crumbles
Duke dennis
Bryston from my highschool would kill any English rugby player
Not bryston😔
They do stuff like this
Would never happen, linebacker would never go down
Like old Miami duke play from years ago
no pass can be completed forward
every pass must be to a player behind you
Ray Lewis would kill him
makes progressing even more difficult
Brian Dawkins
Dawkins was a menace
So was lewis
He takes gear and benches 500
The guy in blue shirt?
That was him freshman year
Yes American football still has its roots of that in the rule book they're just allowed 1 forward pass a play but you could have unlimited backward passes as long as the player holding the ball doesn't go down
He’s 3x the size
Hes old to be a freshman
He’s just a dog
I cant believe one kid from my school was going D1 in college and sold the football career for 65 streams a month on spotify
rugby players continue to play with blood pouring out their heads and american football players are scared of a tiny bit of CTE
lol rugby players are brutal honestly
someone get them some saftey
Derrick Henry would run over a rugby player
I really dont care if they play football or rugby, im getting folded either way if I go up against one of them
So
tell me about it, used to go watch my friends matches and it was pretty guaranteed that any celebratory hug was to be accompanied by at least one person on the fields blood
But that’s just in one play
Rugby players have insane stamina
Like it’s actually insane
Yes
they can wear shock absorption but its nowhere near the full head gear
its basically the gel insides of a football helmet, without the helmet
That barely does anything with the way they be hitting eachother😭
Its like attempted murder
most the time its usually getting stomped on in the scrum that causes injury
Get someone in the legion of boom out there and they got a run for their money
now aussie rules football
thats where brutality is on display
i've watched some messed up stuff during AFL matches
Henry from Alabama or early Tennessee yeah
Leonard back when he was at LSU as well before he got hurt
that 6'10 278lb hulking behemoth i sent can run a 43.7 yard in about 5 seconds
43.7yards because we use a 40metre dash system for speed measurement
you guys do 36.6m
Theres NFL lineman that run faster 40’s
Very few though
hes 6'10 lmao cut the man some slack hes got to struggle with those massive limbs
Yeah
a 5 second from someone of that stature actually shocked me when i heard, i would've said a 6 second
Honestly 5 5.5 would been my guess
i suppose given that hes a Lock position he needs that speed to be able to get back to the try line to stop tackles
you should watch some of the other tackles that happen
people just straight drop kicking each other some days
you're allowed to jump off of opponents to catch the ball
A 387 pound lineman ran a 4.22
I wish America would care as much about rugby as they do soccer/euro football so much fun to watch
I wish they’d loosen up saftey standards for football
you guys dont even do futbol correctly lmao
you guys have one single professional league for euroball
and instead of there being any reason to challenge
the league just restarts the next year
you're always in the top league because theres no league below it to be relegated to
Yeah but there's tons of college and below teams
it doesnt make challenging for a professional team there any fun though, i mean whats the point of seeking a career in the MLS if coming last doesnt pose a threat to your team
i'd find it so mundane to never have a real comeback story because theres nothing to come back from
you're just gonna be there next year anyway
leave my kwakypoo alone
Ball
Nooo he my pookie
Hes ours
No
zdratsvuyte
Huh?
They….. don’t rut
You mean when they rest? Or feed?
OH
see in order to get them to rut you first have to rip open your walls and eat the cotton candy
Then you mix 5 6-hour energies , unlock the 25th hour of the day and that’s when they rut
Then all you have to do is chop off your left foot and your right hand, do the Macarena , do an Irish jig then sing the pledge of allegiance backwards alphabetically
AND ONLY THEN will they rut
Did I also mention your name has to be Chris? It only works for people named Chris
Usually when I do this it summons a sea bear
I had to make an anti sea bear circle because of it
Also where’d you get the extra arms and legs
They banned me from the morgue because I kept having supply issues and I got desperate
what do we think about a prehistoric map idea?
like mammoths and dodo birds, komodo dragons and larger pre flood animals?
hell yeah i wanna hunt a homotherium and hang it in my lodge
or a mythical map we can hunt unicorns griffins and other mythical animals
does anyone else just like
stop playing
and then have the urge to play
but dont wanna hop on
like why does life get so busy with work and school and sports that like you forge to play and all your amazing progress goes to crap
HUGE BUCK!!!
Thanks you guys was a big help
Hall of shame trophy for sure
It's perfect for my herd management lol
when I'm done with mule deer ill probably harvest it and hang it in the hall of shame
where does he mention giraffes?
……..my dyslexia got the better of me😔
lol
Hey which reserve has the practice range with the animals with the vital shots showing
Im gunna buy it for my friend cuz shes stupid 😂
Is that where Prados De Lup is
the default lodge.
js wanna make sure i buy the right one
If you want the shooting range it’s on Salsweisen iirc
Wheres that.
Oh language barrier
Yeah, sorry.
The first is one of the Spanish/desert maps
The second is the map you hunt super small game on
Nothing bigger than a fox
There is a shooting range in Hirschfelden (germany)
Parque fernando (south america)
Salzweisen (germany)
Oh right Hirschfelden
I want the one with the vitals showing
Forgot about that one
Like the lungs or whatever.
Parque fernando
Yeeeeah
Is there a better one is that the go to.
For vitals i mean.
I havent found a different one.
I don’t think there’s any other that has the vital animal targets
The Parque Fernando map is what you want for that practice specifically, but if it helps
Right behind the shoulder/armpit of the animal is usually where the lungs are :)
wtf
Yak sunbathing
I need help finding my first diamond!
Kill all males you see an one should spawn
Even low trophies right??
Sure
If you see many males at one time, better kill high level
Im taking my first shot on the highest trophy rate in the herd and then im just shooting at males
Also keep in mind that not every species has a male diamond
Some are female
Oh well whitetail is what im looking for rn
you need help i got a lot
Surree
im in lounge
Are you on ps?
pc
Ohh
yeah that´s to bad
Does not claiming still cause animals to stop respawning? I'm trying to reduce the number of puma on my map but still getting respawns.
oh dear
brothers gonna clearly be deead or maimed before you reach him
generational curse, and all
whas the weccomended amount of deditated wam i should have to a servaw?
wer deutsch und zocken
Some of us are German, but per server rules please use English 🫰
D’accord 😔
They need to bring back the badens
Seamus Baden
i stg i have the body of an 80 yr old
i tripped and landed on my knee
its now bleeding and grazed
😭
brother that's what like 8 year Olds do
80 year Olds is twisting the wrong way when you go to open a fridge door and being in debilitating pain for no reason
80 is also sitting too long and your back seizes up
or you wake up at 4am
and sleep at 5pm
ofc you would would know
jk
i think you mean 40 onwards 🤣
I'm 60 and at this point. If I make it from 2 AM to 9 AM without getting up to take a pee. I'm not impressed with myself....I'm amazed. 🤣
tbh same, though not 60.
I'm just glad my body wakes enough to go 'Get up, time to whizz'
-# saying as having known someone who's body did NOT rouse enough for them to make it to the bathroom
Look here, PepPep..
That's my horror. Having to to do that in the middle of the night and NOT getting up. lol
I was so suspicious last night 😂
Husband went to bed extra early as he's been feeling under the weather (10pm, which is like 4 hours early for him)
woke up abour 12:30 and wanted a cup of tea - I had just begun shutting down my pc to go off to bed and instead stayed up while he heated water and brewed a pot
I had literally taken my 'before bed camel slurping of ice water' as he came out and he goes 'want a cup with me??'
being polite I was like 'suuuuuure' 🫠 'but a small one - like a half mug, please.'
-# he did NOT pour a half mug.
4am hit and I was like 'NOPE. NOPE NOPE. GET OFF OF ME CAT, GET OUT OF THE WAY DOG.'
obstacle course of pet bodies conquered
hehe
Afternoon fellas
Goodmorafternite Mike
How you doing anton
Hanging out in Africa. You?
Ladies gents I’ve had COTW for a while I’ve never gotten a GRT1 what’s the easiest one ig?
mulie of fallow
Too ez thank you 🫡🫡
yw
Mulie, Fallow, even Red Deer on TA
I see lots of success with people doing Mulie on Rancho
Fallow and Red on TA
if you dont claim a animal will it respawn after you leave the game?
Not immediately
It will disappear but take some time to return
fallow yes reds not so much
mule deer at askiy ridge seem to pop very early in a grind
so id do that or fallow at te awaroa
Te fallow
SRP bear
Rancho Mule deer
with srp bear, if you do 4 lake method, you can near enough copy everyone elses setup
And then there's me
i still dont know why ur on mrs pissy
Im going for puma grind on srm
Chilling at work
I might go to Tanzania in Africa for safari giude
Next year
Need to plan ahead
@umbral abyss im serious brotato
Brotosaurus
What is the best rifle in this moment?
Prb the zarza 308 still
Sounds like a plan to me.
there's no single best rifle asuming you want to adhere to the harvest check (because no single caliber is legal for all classes)
and plus I'll glaze over the fact that if you are in need of "the best rifle" then the rifle probabaly isn't the issue
it's a hunting game anyways not cod warzone
arent pheasants pretty easy
i know no one cares abt the g1 pheas
but i thought it was easy lol
my friend challanged me to get a chestnut GO blackbear and a hooded GO fallow ( he doesnt even know what a GO is i just sent him pics of all the furs for those 2 species and told him to pick one for me to get)
Easy challenge, for your friend probably doesn’t know about ghosting either. (I’m joking)
Not exactly easy or really hard, just time consuming finding zones and getting set up good then just very grueling imo and can be a pain at times, then if you add hm it's just more of a pain
Black bear imo is easier 75% the time
Takes little more grind knowledge though
Next up a quail GO for you to tear your hair out looking for
Honestly? I know Mississippi quail really good and they got more males per zone so if they respawn the same it might be easier
Just dont ground em.... again
🤣 there it is wasnt sure if that was what you messed up so thought will see response haha
I hate trying to judge if they are above that grounded window when taking flight or landing
Yeah luckily that's basically not a problem anymore
A g1 would make a albino grind more fun at least
Still chasing the white budgie hey
Who tells me a good place for the bighorn sheep?
Probably most that knows about them
Uhhh
Not Hirschfelden
Because bighorns are not in uhh
Hirschfelden
And where are they?
They're on the north and west ¾ of SRP east rancho and west half of askiy
damn bro i had a weapong that went 4-8 and one that went 6-9 i was hunting a mythical lion wich def was a diamond and i accidentaly shot him with the wrong one;-; now i need to find my first diamond somewhere else ;-;
tuf
Was the def was a diamond a joke?
you know mythical lions dont hit dime right
as far as im aware, anyway
its like the pink moose on yukon bro its 1 in a billion
It's impossible for a 8 to be a diamond that we have seen... In the like 7 yrs they've been in the game it's not been seen
But they can't be
thats impossible lmao
wdym
bro
If it was a diamond you botching it made it a gold?
its. impossible. hardcoded into the game. level 8s dont make dime.
what platform
pc
the only way a level 8 could make dime is mods
did you mod it in and still botch it?
i dont use mods
Was you in multiplayer?
so the only way it could be diamond is mods on your end
i dont use mods ;-;
When hunting red neck pheasants do you kill the females
then you're making up the dime level 8 lmao its literally not possible
When hunting red neck pheasants do you kill the females
either making it up or modding
bro im telling you ;-;
it was a score 50 level 8 lion
wich i shot with wrong weapon
and yet again i dont use mods
7 years of gameplay and you would literally be a world first if that was true
Hello guys!
Do you got any pics??
Question!
When hunting red neck pheasants do you kill the females
of?
the supposed level 8 diamond
ye
If you want to grinding them for like a g1 no but normal hunting I kill all I can
Post it
ok
Ok ty
a 50 score level 8 lion would be bigger than the average score of a level 9 dime...
I mean 50 is max
48-49 is the average
where do i post it
of level 9s
Here
here
.....
47.12 isn't 50...
im blind
doesnt the score go down when shot with the wrong weapon?
this is the most infuriating resolution ever
not only is it not a full codex, it doesnt score 50 and its a silver 😭
Well we all had a learning experience today
Diamond - gold - silver - bronze - none
im sobbing lmfaoo
;-; mb
Thats how the scoring goes if you botch sum
guys thats the new update
Skibidi
i mean how does one even get close to thinking thats diamond
Probably some1 new
noob things, cant faults them
Fallow grind?
Yass
Nice mela too
Hirsh
Hirsch...?
Hirsh
How in the world.
Less than 5 herds
What are you grinding now
Same thing
I forgot 😔
Mool dur
My next grind is gonna be for a rare yote then a 2nd bear
Same
Im still grinding bers on Mississippi
What you grinding kwakernoodle
Ill probably just head to srp again
Tho now im mostly focused on fellow
I can't be bothered to try missi
Mool deer and little would dak after each run
Fr
Nice nice
I cant go after waterfowl while grinding mool since im on ranch
816 kills in
(Ranch needs waterfowl please ew)
Pheasant side quest
Canadian geese
guys i got a mela tiger and i accepted it by accident what do i do
Hi tyler
Missi needs more waterfowl
Birb
Then it would be the best map
Go to a tent outpost or lodge and tax it if nothing else been picked up
Add yotes too 🙏
add all the game birds missing from SRP
I need do back setting up yoters
Tempting but I genuinely wanted to do something I cannot say here without getting banned after trying it
no like i didnt save harvest
fuh naw

there's no saving SRP
You can tax the last thing you killed
Srp is cooked
Deep fried even
Burnt if you will
How would you tax them? They're not employed
Desert bighorn and coues deer on rancho 🙏
you cant polish a jobby but you can spray it with air freshener
thank you so much
just completely delete srp and build it from the ground up again
i want a 10 fabled new york rat
Omg yall
it would go hard
New leaks
Woah, the story is fine
This is the new map
needs more women-mauling bears
Just because she chose the bear over you🙄
Tell the women to leave the bears alone
They don't need to be mauled
Hell just revert the nem update
Revert nem existing 🙏
And add an actual good US map
I never said what kinda bear
bring back theangler
Or whatever the update that changed ranges and removed drink times
Ursus kind of bear or the human kind
Mods, take his spleen
Hint hint nudge nudge #1342986300466135050 🗣‼️
count your days
california🤢
Bro dosent want 3 types of elk on one map?
California girl's!!!
just pretend they live somewhere else like vurhonga
Add a Appalachian map that would been cool like Tennessee Kentucky north Carolina Virginia and we could had a 2nd rocky mountain elk map
California is lowk peak rn, our last bastion of democracy
Virginia?
FAWKKKK yes
California could be a 2nd rme and Roosevelt map 😔and blacktail.
they put cancer warnings on bacon
Cheapskate bay 🗣‼️
We need an Ark-La-Tex reserve. Its the best tri-state area
I just want ruffed grouse and an american revontuli
this linked me exactly where you wanted it to, and i definitely dont see #uknown
Florida for a 2nd gator map
fuck-no
But they did just make it so that no government agents can conceal their identity
Better than Virginia 💔
based
Mods... its time to put him down😔
Not a high bar tbf
Yes it is
Florida? you really wanna get yoinked by the bay harbor butcher?
Better than srp
Yes
Bear grinding hard carries srp over nem
NEM has goldeneye soooo
Hi
Salutations
And mallard
Lok
Solutions brother
So do rev and salz
The lettuce?
Idk man... I'm tryin
Gotta head to the EW headquarters and ask for it
at least you don't post your sr mallard every chance you get
ahem @wise geode
Im fiening for golden jackal in cotw
But as a professional Romanian I can assure you, I am the man for the job
Oh I do
No it's not
Is it?
I dont like that one
Also tak
How do you get trophy euro wabbits?
Do you gotta shoot the entire burrow or just a couple
Shoot males only
Milk
I 100% flex my shyt more than him btw
Like this
The hell is that gray one
Before remodel
Light grey prolly
Lmfao
O
That lvl 9 cow moose
99999 score
Peak
"guys im new to the game is that good?" Ahh trophy
Ik legger has that photo
Prolly
W*rk probably
Tru
Troll rack
lol
And now one level higher!
now i just need to get a mela and the grind has gave me all the rares
This is what I actually wanted to share with the class
My initials were so peak
Elks
I got another albino doe on my map rn
That's the one I'm missin
Dawggg worm still have me blocked because i was SPAMMING it
2 melas and a cobweb
You do indeed deserve it
Fair point.
If that's the awful pie, I'm technically missing it as well I had it as a initial but not a spawn I've had the high white pie
Ts so peak ❤️🩹
Nah, the good one
I have like 4 of the bad ones
Was gonna post the g1
It’s my bday
Happy birthday
Thx
Merry Christmas
Ye well... nah
Happy burfday
Thx
Damn I really should have recreated that NEM loading screen
Happy Halloween
Happy Valentine's day
Tak finally gets to use it
happy National Alpaca Day
This would have been so much better than the blade rack
Dammit
Is it national alpaca day?
I honestly think this one is more important than the rest
GROSS its also apparently hug a vegetarian day
Well that's cool
its the most important but also save them koalas
Modz... Perma ban tak
Hmmm
Man no idea who this individual is
Chat... Is this actually peak or nah?
I have one
I still remember the guy/girl/axis who had troll albino water buffalo 💔
By 0.01
It was 167 top
Yes
I do remember cursing him
Doe don't coutn
hen
It needs NUTS
pheasant
Good lob
look at ts bighorn
Old model
Got that mf off rancho back when I actually played that map
😭
I need to play rancho now
Except for this guy
To get this mf but albino
I need 3 more albino bunny's to make it to Snow bunny heaven
I only have albino european hare, mela euro rabbit and molting mountain hare
Mf is 80% ears
uhh
mine beddur
What level is the racoon dog btw
Level 4 diamond axis deer spotted
Maybe even two level 4s
Ur shiz
Smol
not bad
six maybe seven
Orange from yesterday
THE JACKRABBITS
uh oh
Nawt 7
Dark brown>
I unfortunately need 2 more G1 wt to finish a part of the lodge
Pie is best raccoon dog flavor
Modz
Might have to resort to that
i need an albino, a sr (and bonus if i get a 225) goat
G1s don't seem to exist anymore
Mihai you going for the other 2 on nem or gonna go for one on different maps
2 more NEM
yay
Mela or leu raccoon dog would've been peak
Since I have HM pretty much wrapped up
Mela would be impossible to tell apart