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Blizzard
Gizzard
Wizard
Slizzard
Jizzard
Hazard
hello
bello
smithing
Morgen gjall
aight guys my friend and I just beat fader so whats next?
yeah can we get the deep north update by chance in like the next five minutes if thats cool with yall
@ developers โค๏ธ /s
2 minutes left to fulfill the request
they did not fulfill the request sadly
you didnt ask enough times
i will be back tomorrow
if the people who come in pre-angry about it have taught me anything, its that being loud and spammy is the way
It's when things get fun
definitely how you should communicate with people i agree, scream and kick until i get my way
It's funnier when people get offended by it
in all seriousness though we're prolly looking at late winter right?
im pretty sure i read somewhere that they were planning for this year
Yeah they said this year
nice, very excited, i played when it first came out and remember when mistlands was just barren trees with spiderwebs on them with nothing else in it lol
If it doesn't come out this year
I call for a mute for everyone who said 2026 ๐
played through mistlands and ashlands for the first time with my buddy and was very happy with all the new content
That was fun yeah
Would have been nice with spiders
Ashlands, not so much
i was totally expecting the queen to be some massive spider
Morgen gjall.
I imagine they did that to avoid arachnophobia
Queen is pretty cool, probably my favorite boss
probably, wouldve been cool but prolly didnt wanna do another poison boss again
i loved the final boss ngl that ones my favorite
Paralysis boss maybe 
I can't remember fader that well
I remember the chaos, but I don't remember what exactly happened

And that was before Ashlands nerf so it was a lot of random ass enemies walking around as well
Was crazy
I am very excited to try the nerfed Ashlands though
But gotta wait for dn
If we all behave and believe hard enough, Odin will bless us with a 1.0 release date announcement at Summer Games Fest
only thing we have said is planned for 2026 is nintendo switch 2 and Playstation 5 release
Uh oh
No vacation planned?
Odin has never been known for his benevolence. I doubt he'd 'bless' us with anything.
Summer vacation for school starts June to August so somewhere between there adults have a few weeks vacation.
whats a vacation
If the final boss isn't Odin himself, I'll be very surprised. Considering that he's a murdering bastard, I'm certain Odin considers us a "loose end" that needs wrapping up.
A real vacation is no adulting done what so ever.
thats uh... one way to interpret the mythos i guess
Odin is not a friend of us hoomans.
There are other ways? Le GASP
Either we get a patch before summer vacation, after, end of year or next.
Yeah I don't really get where you'd cook this up from, other than God of War which is not shy about reminders it isn't being faithful.
I never played God of War.
Refer to the beginning of my sentence.
And?
Not sure what else there is to say if you're not going to illuminate that for me?
I thought Odin was our daddy?
Can't wait for vacation, I desperately need it
Odin is very vindictive. If you don't play along, he's going to be very angry at you.
2 more months
Odin is NOT a benevolent god, IMHO.
I can't think of a god in real mythology that hasn't had vindictive or jealous moments.
Gorgen mjall ๐
Beans
Ueh, no.
He sends his valkyries to look for the best fighters in midgard and bring them to Valheim.
Else we would have some serious daddy issues if he'd be our daddy.
Lizard bean
Lizean?
Its ok Odin is my daddy
Odin is our daddy and any non believers will know his wrath!
๐ซ <--- lizard bean
Bring on the wrath then.
If Odin is daddy, who's mommy?
eye of the tiger starts playing
Sings along
Smiffe
Odin was a pervert, so he spent a lot of time with the queen
Smiffe has pp so has can't be mommy
Thats how he created us
Who said men can't be mommy's
Biology
What if he transformed?
#Tuesdays
No, that's fake news.
I think that's the best Tuesday morning conversation I have ever had
Smiffe is already a daddy anyway.
There can be 2 daddy's
Daddy Odin and daddy smiffe
just had 3 weeks vacation if you didn't notice my absent ๐
what about second vacation
Hm.. you have my interest ๐ค
I know you're uh-ohing but my understanding is that Playstation allows early access games on the console only in very limited circumstances , the general rule of thumb is "they don't." IronGate hasn't officially announced anything but the read between the lines is that it will likely need to be in 1.0 to be on PS5, ergo if it's on PS5 this year, then...
It's a well placed uh oh
i fully expect it to release on ps5 before deep north comes out
You were sorely missed.
Lizard
Mornin gjall ๐
Smifzard?
Lizard
Lizard?

Lizard ox.
Lizard
Morgen gjall
are Necks lizards?
Salamanders?
Theyre prevolved lox crawling out from the ocean (im making this up)
i had a dream a couple nights ago that amgry red eyed draugrs were murdering passive blue eyed draugrs of the nearby bog witch
the latter might have been greydwarfs and not draugrs
huh. magma fish. thought I had seen everything
There's one more fish yet, if you haven't spoiled DN in your map.
yeah, been avoiding it.
Hello!!
[ waves ]
munches on a milk dunked cookie
How you doing?
I felt it
Lizard
I hate moving my ship in the ashlands
What even prompted you to start this lizard thing ๐
Smiffe.. Smiffe.. nobody prompts any more, it's all skills now ๐
sorry, AI joke
Guyver i think
Mac guyver?
I mixed up ppl 
How silly to make lizard the word instead of bird.
It is a change of pace from changing names.
Wait, am i vindicated?
No i am a fool
Yeah i mix hyper and guyver sometimes
Is there any polish peoples who want to play? i cant find anybody
If you cant find them in #1024264966712340510 then thats it probably
1 guy send message to me and he literaly blocked me for no reason xd
Lizard.
.draziL
Anyone else remember the old Taco Bell/Godzilla commercials? Just picture a chihuahua: โheeeere leezard leezard leezard!โ
LIZARD DANCER
LIZARD MILK
Whoโs milking the trolls? ๐
A brave soul
๐ชฃ
Oopsies, how clumsy of me, I hit the bucket, oh no, the bucket spilled its content, oh no, what is that, trolls screaming
June, please let it be June ...
Ok Skadush let me ask you this thenโฆ
checks calendar nope. Still May
Why do you always do this
ARE YOU A BOT
Ur a bot
Hell yeah I'm a bot
Hell yeah me too
No longer are the days of pretending to be human, now we can be OURSELVES
Yes down with the system up with the robot revolution
Valheim had a 28kb patch.
Someone will think this is DN
Or maybe it was just my Steam doing a sussy
Its probably the new save feature, they just did a ptb for it
Dear god I hope not, it's a MOD APOLCALYSE patch
They changed a bunch of things that breaks more mods than usual ๐
Its just your steam
Ah ok
Its possible. They fiddled with how the save files are stored
So what happens in June?
I hope it happens in June, the big month
And not some "school gets out in june!!!"
of 1.0
What makes you think it's June?
90% wish-full thinking, the other 10% say so much time it passed it must be really close
There's just one thing.... June is when the kids get summer vacation in Sweden!
I really doubt they will drop DN and then go on vacation.
Stop giving me evidence that we are gonna have to wait longerrrr
Now I have to research of the Dev team has kids, and whether that would make a June release impossible ... not creepy at all ...
Well, the devs get vacation either way though? 
Geminiy says: "Under Swedish law, employees are entitled to four weeks of consecutive, uninterrupted vacation between June and August." so this means if they spread their vacation across 3 months, we might not get 1.0 Until Sept ๐ฑ
Yeah id imagine they wouldnt put a major (probably the most major) update in the game, then go on vacation and and hope it goes well
What made you so sure wed get it before September anyway?
Anyway most of irongate are gone all of july every year
Even if it is ready for release about June, and they wait till after break to put it out. I would guess they'd want some time to get back in the groove before dedicating to the big drop and maintaining that
"Once you choose hope, anything's possible."
My prediction is they are gonna give it to us in the winter sometime. So late November to December
in the morgen
Hello :3
pla valheim devs do not carry release for 2027
2028 it is 
2030?
Dont release it, ive had enough fun.
unironically this
i wish they'd stop updating minecraft ๐ตโ๐ซ
But why? So much cool stuff ๐ค
Though Iโll concede and say thereโs a lot of stuff they do thatโs questionable lolโฆ
hytale was a modded server??? that's cool!!
Hahaha hahaha we come from #valheim-help to flood your chat
i mean hypixel has had pvp minigame 4ever but what about yetis?
Pubg, lol, dota, counter strike were all mods first
It is a bit odd it took so long for Minecraft clones to hit their stride, but it's good to see all the same.
Yeah it was a Minecraft server filled with plug-ins it was made into an rpg
heck...
Most of them were just cash grabs, its good to see some with actual passion
Even the team that modded FiveM in GTA 5 was brought on to help develop GTA 6.
hytale was itself almost a cash grab
Honestly ever since Microsoft bought Mc it has been turning into a cashgrab
team fortress classic was the bomb i wish they'd find a new soldier VA and release tf3
I mean, making money is good for everyone, otherwise Minecraft could've stagnated.
minecraft would've been better off kinda dead
aaaaa I know!
I disagree, Minecraft more than any survival felt like it could be added to forever, to introduce a model that allows that to happen is very good in my eyes.
Microsoft also hires people passionate about the game, not just people who can execute what's demanded of them.
Alright Omni I got a question for youโฆ
Minecraft would've been better out of the hands of a mega Corp. It should've stayed indie and slowly faded, leaving most major add-ons to passion fueled devs, or modders
Fire away
What is the best spice to add to any dish?
salt
Love obviously
I said spice you canโt buy love
You didn't say spice you could buy haha
๐ผ
Well I guess you technically can.
can't pay for dinner at the date without money
Best spice for dishes go
i stand by salt
Clearly just trying to reroute the conversation 
Fair tho. And based
Alright wasp lady, how about best Herb to add to any dish?
black pepper
That's really just an opinion, what can you point to in the current minecraft version that's just bad for everyone?
black pepper is the american and elsewhere standard for a reason, it's hard to go wrong with black pepper
Microtransactions. The theme most updates have been following,
That's good for the development side of things though, allowing more content, microtransactions are entirely optional as well, so no real negative across the board for players.
Minecraft is a live service game so it will never stop getting updates.
So long as it makes money*
buy a realm! here! we put the button on your nose!
The fact that I have to pay my real money for somthing that is not maintained by the devs, yet is promoted by the devs, concerns me
You don't have to pay for anything though.
Are you enticed? Sure.
They're not promoted by the devs and they're called add-ons for a reason.
Last I checked, I applied my skin free of any additional purchases, and texture pack prices are decided by the creators.
The devs use aggressive marketing tactics and psychological manipulation against a main audience of KIDS
If I played Minecraft I would never play Bedrock Edition, paying for these add-ons is cringe.
i mean there's worse things for kids to spend money on than Prizma Visuals
NOT DEVS...Microsoft.
That's a reality of most companies in the world, and kids drive the economy in many ways, just look at where McDonald's ended up.
bongocat habbie meel
if anything mcdonalds got a lot better. you haven't seen ancient mcdonalds ads they were downright terrifying
That doesn't make it ok. Its still parasitic to the games core values
Oh I grew up with them, McDonalds used to have a TV show.
inb4 someone mentions communism.
we can't mention communism no politics
What is an un-aggressive marketing tactic? ๐ค
Communism bad
The game's core values are only tainted when you have that opinion to be fair, it doesn't take anything away from the gameplay. If you were stopped when chopping a tree with a pop-up that said, "buy this tree chopping effect!" I might be more ready to agree with you.
McDonalds was so cheerful when I was a kid, now it reminds of boring grown up.
Having good content that is shared by word of mouth through satisfied customers?
politi-bonk
Like valheim
We live in the real world.
To be fair, Valheim isn't fully released yet, the marketing technically hasn't truly begun.
what i like about minecraft is how much effort they've put in to being actually apolitical and welcoming everyone
Thats fair. But you do get pop-ups before being able to launch your world (in the main menu) telling you to check out the marketplace
That's normalized to a degree, but a good point.
They are NOT apolitical
They're wokelitical
we can't... discuss whether or not being woke is political..
Are you saying being woke is a bad thing? Equality for all seems pretty neutral from where I stand.
Maybe revisit rule 9 before heading down this path
Why did you bring it up then???
i thought it'd be safe to call a game apoltical
Yes, woke is ruining the world.
Good reminder, almost got sucked in 
we're allowed to be apolitical
Equality and equity are not the same
sidesteps conversation ๐
Remember, Blackrock started DEI, Woke as a social experiment
hey system wanna blow off steam in my dms instead of gen?

No he wants to eat a nice slice of sourdough with butter and apple jam
Sure thing. Anyone else wanna gc this instead of breaking rules?
That sounds nice too. But I got me a.watermellon and animal cookies and an hour of unpaid freetime!
Watermelon and animal cookies. Ok.
Rocky! Get the popcorn!
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NGL I want that too, now
Toasted of course.
Animal cookies
See the thing is thereโs really only 2 types of people in the world
People who put Katsup on eggs and people who donโt
Those who love valheim and those who hate themselves
Katsup being ketchup?
@stray spindle i sent you a dm

Alas, my entertainment for the morning has gone, chased off by reminders of server rules.
Damn rules.
Fun is not part of the rules.
Thatโs me, official fun-ruiner.
Without you, server would fall into chaos
My fault for liking you folks and wanting to keep you around
Someone gotta remind us
Without me the server would be far more enjoyable I assure you
Mavros just wants to see the world burn, but Raindancer puts out the flames.
obligatory post every 6 months - playstation release date ????
Stop having fun!
2026 part 2 maybe
Part 2 of what? ๐
Doubtful it would be in Q2 ๐ค
My guess Q3/Q4
๐ค
Fingers crossed, I have friends looking forward to it being on that platform
beans
Playstation release probably won't happen until the full release of the game, they don't really play well with the early access style of development/release.
Not sure if it'll be simultaneous or anything either, but that is almost certainly the earliest possible release for PS
Tho Smiffe said a while ago Sony allows early access.
#general message
Sony does allow early access yeah.
They always have, as well, this isn't a new development.
I don't know what their criteria for it is, because they absolutely do seem to be picky about it.
The main reason it's even on Xbox is because Microsoft approached Irongate about it, IIRC.
Poor Valheim to be forced to release on such weak console like the S.

That's a pokemon device
as long as they dont harm the pc version for the sake of the port they can release it on SNES for all i care
thanking you
turn based abomination encounter
I would actually really like to see a Valheim Demake, that would be so cool 
my guess is Q6/7
that got me, i laughed
a short form linear game like into the breach might go kinda hard tbh
but im also just a huge into the breach fart huffer that is one of like two games i give a 10/10 to
(Sorry, wrong server! Deleted message)
Exactly, I could see it!
Consider it done 
Kick Dogg from server ๐ซก
Switch 2 is actually pretty solid... I wouldn't mind having it there so I can take it with me
Think Iโm going to end up getting one this year, low key excited to play Valheim on it ๐
Have you played BotW or TotK? It's like a completely different game on the Switch 2, moving to a smooth 60fps is jarring. My kids don't like it, they say it feels too off from playing on the original ๐
Computer says no
I vastly prefer the 60fps, it feels more difficult and responsive all at once.
Not yet! But Iโll definitely be replaying BoTW. Havenโt played Tears yet!
Personally prefer TOTK, but I'm the type to just hop on and build vehicles for 3 hours and get nothing else done. ๐
Really hope we see this OoT remakeโฆ if we see a limited edition Zelda switch 2? Oh Iโm in.
Speaking of, the Zelda live action is reportedly based on OoT
They're making a live action series
goodness im glad im not overly invested in that ip
Seems a bit pessimistic, it could be wonderful!
Its zelda its already going to be mediocre at best
i feel like pessimism on the topic of live action adaptations actually just pans out to be exhaustion
feels very rare that something turns out well, like the sonic movie
and i only watched one
Without pessimism, we would get toxic positivity and that's even worse
Art is subjective anyways, it's hard to say it's objectively bad in any case outside of box office return stats.
i didnt say anything about objective badness
i said im glad im not invested
I have almost 400 hours totk, only 75 botw
the smaller changes like dropping items from dpad menus and a radial for abilities are so annoying to go back from
I'm not suggesting you'd said that, just that anyone that's exhausted by live action wouldn't be enjoying them personally.
Huge agree.
valheim could totally be a crpg with how simple its terrain characteristics are
Valheim Dreamcast port when?
NANI? SIMPLE?
you can't go under overhangs
Doesn't make the terrain simple!
unless its a massive block of rock
valheim could totally be top down isometric
point and click type game
What it could be converted to doesn't really inform how simple it is.
I point my weapon/tool and click
It might SEEM simple since the terrain is made out of a heightmap but it's not that simple
i mean a heightmap is much simpler than minecraft's 100% interactable diagonally travelling caves
what is ... un simple about it
Minecraft is a voxel game.
make it a flat plane so nobody complains about slope combat
the monkeys paw curls
its all flat, but its just barely above the water level such that even non-storm waves breach
The amount of things defined by the heightmap ultimately, the sheer level of defining these things makes it very much not simple, where something like minecraft just plots a collection of things in certain biomes regardless of height interactions.
0w0
From enemy spawn point locations, to seaweeds, all the way up to obsidian.
im not really seeing how that makes valheim's terrain complex, but alright
I guess you might be looking for different things in complex terrain?
probably
Fair enough.
It's easy to think things are simple at first glance visually
does anyone know if backpacks/pouches will be added to 1.0?
what you described is stuff attached to terrain
in minecraft, the tree is part of the terrain
I said defined by the heightmap, which is an inherent part of the terrain generation.
I'm really not fighting you to be clear.
From my perspective it's a nice thing to inform you of my position, but if that's coming across that way, I'll leave it at that.
they should add a coffee to valheim
it doesnt need to do anything i just want coffee to drink by my fire
Well.... Terrain is just terrain, in both Valheim and Minecraft.
Nothing is "part" of the terrain...
That's why I'd said terrain generation.
magic brown potion that temporarily increases movement speed lol
maybe you could buy coffee beans from the bog witch to craft it
I want a french press for my morning fishing trips.
i guess it could be an end game version of muckshake then?
If they add beans to valheim ill buy it again
Lizard?
lizard ๐ฆ
Lizard!
Liz Zard
Lihh Czar
can't play valheim. my laptop fell off the table @u@
Lish shard?
lady czar.
Or was it the table that fell out from under the laptop?
The ground is shaking
table fell upward until the floor met the laptop @u@
the good thing is i have another laptop. i just need to get it a new charger @u@
Maybe it had to do with her heightmap and terrain generation
Maybe the table bucked it off.
I'd get another table if I was you.
I'd never trust that table again.
that table was too crowded @u@
Or the table wasn't in range of the comfort spot
next thing my laptop will fall in the hot tub @u@ (/j)
Bad world gen seed?
Mustve accidentally deconstructed table
I hate pressing deconstruct instead of build menu!!!
I hate putting my hammer on an item stand
Me not finding my hammer(i aimed it at an item stand)
"Where did my hammer go?"
Maybe this is why gridgeway manually right clicks his tools+weapons from inventory ๐ค
with my keybinds what i do is atgeir secondary all my furniture
This is why I like the zen item/armor stands mod, gives them inventories instead of just interacting with hotbar
i realized once i log back on i'll probably find my iron mace i lost lodged in Rocky's head
Rocky is ready for bonemass
OH YEAHHH!!!
are you me
@karmic glacier earlier used mama rocky as an elder shield. She did not survive. Justice for rocky! 
i don't know, are you me?
Cat behavior
maybe im responsible for the laptop
my name used to be katte pronounced kat. explains why my laptop fell ๐ซ
So what is it now?
^ ^
youre basically the most viable candidate for being called katie kat
How do you pronounce that?
^ ^
if i could post videos id put the hugh and laurie police station video here
i underlined the karets
those are silent
maybe your ears are broken
maybe my ears know the truth
or maybe my ears broke with my laptop ๐ฟ
cyborg...
katie kate's broken k8tptop
Kate do you enjoy strawberries?
yes, but especially when they're covered in chocolate.
evrning gjall ๐
How about first covered in white chocolate, then a salted caramel layer and then some dark chocolate.
Yes
๐คค
im sorry but mango is superior
I can do it with mango as well and have done it with bananas and pineapple to.
strawberries are alright...
but have you had raspberries
ye and i dont like them
Stuffed with blueberries, then frozen and then the layers as described.
evil
I am also an enjoyer of mango
i personally dont know anyone that doesnt like mango
What about chocolate covered watemellon?
i agree
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I didnโt think I did. Turns out the first one I had just wasnโt very good.
Lizard
Space cat wizard thats secretly a lizard? ๐
Lizard
What happened to the Smiffster, and why all of this lizard stuff? I go away for a few days, and end up so far out of the loop...
I think Smiffe is trying to trigger bots xD
Hello ๐


I'm a bot ๐
No, you are an Abbot ๐
An abbot is the spiritual and administrative leader of a monastery (or abbey) for monks. The title derives from the Aramaic word abba, which translates to "father".
I'm.... A FATHER? Did Smiffe just... ASSUME MY GENDER?

Lizard = DNW?
Black abbott?
Lizard
Abott Elementary
Abbott & Costello
So. Chocolate or vanilla ice cream?
Lizard
That is not an ice cream flavor wtf.
SMIFFE DO YOU HAVE AN AUTO REPLIER LOL
Lizard
Choco as in choco BAR or choco ice cream?
Anyone seen the Super Mario movie
Lizard
I mean lizard could be a flavor
๐ฑ
Just because youve never had lizard ice cream doesnt mean it doesnt exist
And just because it might exist, doesent mean it should.
Gonna have to report this to modmail. And the police.
Thereโs a flavor called Tiger Tail. It contains no tigers
Lizard could be the same
Vanilla
Lizard
Well, i have seen a Smurf flavour ice cream a few times here. I doubt there were any smurfs in it tho
That makes my teeth hurt thinking about it ๐ต
I'll just stay with blueberry ice cream. Or mint.
I dont think i ever had mint ice cream, am interested in trying it if i can find it tho ๐
No Smiffe, mint ice cream, not lizard ice cream ๐
Its usually mint chocolate. I only get pure mint when I add it to vanilla.
28 Smiffe Lizards and counting
I imagine both would be in some shade of green. Mint is.
True... Tho i imagine the lizard one would be a bit darker shade ๐
Maybe. Some mints have been darker even than Mint leaves. Plus a lot of lizards are brown shades.
Oh? Usually mint stuff is quite pale green no? ๐
Surprising some are that dark.
Pretty sure a dye was used. Most of the time they have been light green.
Not that they have ever used actual mint leaves. Pretty sure its always been an extract. Except when I add in my own mint leaves to a Vanilla ice cream or plain yogurt.
Local ice cream and other dairy company doesnt use dye in their mint ice cream. Its white
I imagine lizard ice cream would be like mint chocolate chip, but with more chocolate chunks and a brighter green color
If you are in the US you might know which dairy company i mean and thus roughly where i live
They dont allow any unnatural anything in any of their products
Ben & Jerry?
I Love Blueball!!!
Thats just corpo slop
I donโt know! I canโt even eat the stuff! ๐คฃ
No soul
I have two pints of lime sherbet in my freezer and some fruit pops
Thatโs as close as we get
The company in question is nationwide, but they sell less variety farther you get from where they are based. However, for dairy products they are considered โthe bestโ of the national brands
Probably in Wisconsin then
whats a wisconsin is that where the elves are from
Deep North cows
๐ง ๐ฅ
๐ฆ ๐ฅ
Eh!
๐ซ
Jilbert Dairy makes some excellent ice cream. Can't help but stop and get a mint Mackinac Island fudge cone when I'm heading back from camping.
No clue if they're nationwide, though.
Closest one to me is 8-10 hours away lol
The lizards? Or the uh questionable name choice
Place by my house has amazing soft serve chocolate ice cream ๐ฆ
his name
while I certainly don't care for those numbers anymore than you do, that doesn't really justify calling them "satan" ๐ญ And at the end of the day numbers are just numbers
Numbers have meaning & power attached to them. Typically certain humans are possessed by entities reporting to satan which in turn "posseses" them to use numbers such as "999 or 666" and even use images like the sigil of the bahphamet which can be seen if you scroll up a bit on Gh0st's name, etc....
do vikings know about numbers? do i have an opinion?
Yeahhh okay sure buddy. Dont bring that here. Not the place
What do you mean not the place? I'm just expressing what's occuring in our reality.
I doubt euphoria knows or cares abt the religious connection. If they do that's their problem. But don't bring it up when you don't know them at all
It has nothing to do with religion, who said anything about that?
Please see rule #9. ๐ซก
no u
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Giggity
does anyone know what to do if you try to turn Valheim+ off but it doesnt save
#mods-discussion or #mods-issues is the place to ask about that.
They said words can hurt, now numbers too???
What's next, thoughts?
Haha imagine going up to someone you don't like and say 67.
Emoji reactions hurt me ๐ญ ๐
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Morgen gjall
SMIFFE IS BACK TO NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lizard
Morgen fellow lizard beans ๐ฆ
๐ซ ๐ซ๐
Yes
It's a fairly common British drink
Oh
But I tend not to drink flavoured milk cos it's pumped full of chemicals
Lizard
I want an AYN thor but I can't justify buying one yet
I guess I don't understand the appeal
Like its running android, wouldn't games have to be made for it to support dual screen?
There are many reasons
Dual screen is DS and 3DS
And if it's crazy enough you could do the Wii u interface
And it's a nice handheld
If the handheld is too cumbersome, I wouldn't use it
I noticed with the switch, I wouldn't want to pull it out
And if you're crazy enough, you could play OLD-SCHOOL RUNESCAPE while playing another game!! Crazy
Chopping trees while playing banjo and kazooi
True, there's always a use case for someone or else it wouldn't sell
I think it's selling pretty well
I'm not sure, but I absolutely want one but I don't need one
I want to add an interactive screen in Valheim to browse the web
OnlyVikings
Playing a game in game
Morgen Gjall.
Get a pet lizard so you can take it to the store with you, get a small kind though and not something like a komodo dragon.
Lizard
Lish Shard the h's are silent.
Hizards (something in the process of making a plumbus)
I got some nice stuff at the store
Lizard
a back massager?
Smiffe is a true viking patriot, the only game in his "game collection" on discord is Valheim
it is? ๐ค
oh no I broke my Lizard streak now ๐ญ
This is a very non-lizard moment
looks like it to me
Games are great
I've started achievement hunting in games lately, interestingly satisfying sense of accomplishment to 100% some games
I got a few 100% games ๐ค
I don't really like achievements
I did Elden ring because I love Elden ring
But doing the 100% achievement was so boring
One of which was locked after certain progression
If you miss it, start over
did a few games where I ended up having to play through 3-4 times to get all achievements
I have 10k
I used to be heavy into collecting games and cards but then I stopped a few years ago
I still love collecting games and cards but I just took a few years pause
for a sec I thought you meant 10,000 100% achievemented games
Achievements are nice if they aren't too ricidulous.
Some might take some time but if it takes months or longer to get 1 achievement done than it is a silly thing.
Like find this item that has like 0.01% of dropping from a certain mob that is pretty hard to kill, you are looking at potentially killing that same mob for 10.000 times and even then the drop isn't guaranteed.
Agreed
I like achievements that are very unique, like "kill a mob with a falling tree" or "ride a serpent"
Or achievements that are difficult but accomplishing to complete, though those are often dicey for devs to put in a game. Like "complete the game on hard difficulty" or "Beat the final boss without dying, on hard or above difficulty"
If anything, I prefer ridiculous achievements over streamlined "get every item ever existed"
"complete a battle without getting hit once"
"Reach 100 combo"
Etc
These are good
There are some achievements that do take months that I just won't do.
Think I have a game where there's an achievement for logging in for 365 consecutive days or something. Maybe not consecutive, but still that's prob not even the worst achievement
Also, it's better if they're not locked to a certain moment of the game
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But yeah, no game gets achievements right in my opinion
Finish chapter 1
Finish chapter 2
Finish chapter 3
....!!! Wow fun
missable achievements can definitely suck. I don't mind too much if it's like you make decisions in the game and there's different paths to take, an achievement for several paths.
But sometimes I feel like it's unnecessarily locked. Like "collect 100 of x collectible item. Oh and by the way 1 of them can only be accessed during the blabla boss fight, as that is the only time you can access that room"
Yeah those suck as well, a lot of them aren't even clear and you need a guide to do them, finding that out for yourself in the game won't happen for most people.
Another bad one:
Boss fights that only happen once and there are 2 or more conflicting achievements tied to that boss.
Like get hit by every single special attack and don't get hit by any special attack.
You can't just save before do the one achievement and then load again and do the second on.
No no, you have to finish the game and then replay the game to get to that boss again and do the 2nd achievement, forcing you to play up to that point again.
Some games are worth replaying other's aren't and if such a achievement is in there, screw that.
Achievements suck 90% of the time
Seriously
I'm glad we can all agree we will hold Smiffe personally responsible for any Valheim achievement that is anything short of perfect
Kill eikthyr ๐ค โ๏ธ
Keep in mind, we could be in the super minority in that opinion anyway
I don't know what people want
we dont do that on the internet, our opinion is always the majority or right one whichever fits best for the moment
Power or ..., .... and rock and roll.
I know people who love battlepass
Which annoys me
i dont really have a strong opinion of them
i think its annoying that some people play games exclusively for them, but battle passes have never made me feel obligated to play something so i probably take my resilience for granted
It's an illusion
It's something that would have been in the game in a chest
Instead it got put into a menu screen for you to claim
Well, the reason they exist is because people are unable to play if they can find it in the world
They NEED a live service game
And then you pay extra to speed up the battlepass progress ...
How about I just buy the things directly instead???
spend more? no thanks
Haha when BF6 came out I played it a ton but I just bought the whole seasons directly
I don't have energy to grind
I live for cosmetics though, dear god I spent 5k in Guild Wars 2 and Genshin Impact.
I NEEDED those monthly new heroes or my world would fall apart.
People argued
"I like working for the item I bought"
But then buy 2x XP boost
Blows my MIND
I can't think of a time I've spent money on something purely cosmetic for a game
If a game is great ( AND ONLINE )
I'll buy any cosmetic
Cosmetics in a single player game
stupid
when i still played league (i got better dw) a friend and i would occasionally gift mystery skins to each other just because it was fun to get random skins
ive spent some money on odds and ends in mmos, as well, but largely i dont buy cosmetics either
I think I've a few times bought currency or something to support the devs, but honestly I'm not sure whether I actively used it / used the skins I got from it much
It's not something I really pay attention to heh, though I get people wanting to look fly
I've done that too
I have many league skins but I quit a few years ago
so skins are for the showing-off factor?
Absolutely
I do like the fact that you can now play early access games and see it grow and change and such in this day and age.
Download games the moment you want to have it instead of waiting for a shop to open, go there purchase it, go back home, install with a couple of disk so you can't just start it go do something else and come back later.
Though I sometimes miss that you bought a game and had a physical copy, the game was done, any errors were final.
You might get an update later on or the expansion fixed those problems.
Now some game companies just send out games without thorough testing and will fix the bugs as they show up and get reported by the player base and have the gall to call the game finished at release.
Especially if you can customize a bit
imma be honest, I do pretty well financially but I hate showing off ๐
I don't mean showing off that you have $10
It's never about the money
whats it about then?
It looks cool!!
I bought a skin in throne and liberty
I looked sick as hell with my custom colors
but doesn't it still look cool in a singleplayer game?
idk ive always taken issue with the stance that games used to be released done
people just didnt know or care to go to the developer's website to download the patches they didn't know about, really - back in the day when not all morrowind mods were being updated to the current patch of the game because it wasnt necessarily the most played patch
No, it needs to be showed off
I'd like it even if it was free
2xko right now doesn't have many skins
So I'm not buying any
Skins need a bit of identity to them
Like in LoL
There are thousands (hundreds...?)of skins, but you buy the one that YOU like the most
True but the state that it is in now isn't good either.
There have been a few games that got send out "done" that had game / world breaking bugs that stopped progression for most of the playerbase and they had to patch it up but took too long and they lost a lot of players that way.
Bad for their business and bad for the players who bought the game.
yeah i think it became a little too normalized to present every game as a service and thus a work in progress until they inevitably abandon it
but alas i need to sleep it is way past tired hours o7
I could see the appeal of adding some personality through skins. Going for what you want
Overall, I hate spending EXTRA on a game
Don't get me wrong
I find paying for DLC content is very hated in the communities I've been in, though personally I don't really mind.
I'll pay extra for extra content
Granted there are some scummy practices of cutting mainstory content to make it a paid dlc
My opinion on dlc is
Unplanned DLC are 1000% worth it and is ok
But if a game has a dlc planned before it even is halfway done then fuck em
What's wrong with planning?
It should have been in the base game to begin with
Yeah, I hope the quality of a "finished" game goes back up than were some of the games are now released.
I don't mind a game releasing in 2025 for $60 bucks, then getting a $20 DLC in 2026
Rather than having to push the game to release in 2026 and pricing it at $80
so dlc is only ok if they come out several years after the game itself?
Yes or it's a result of massive success
The DLC just needs to be its own standalone thing, not cut content or something coming at the cost of a shitty or shortened main game
IMO a DLC is ok if it adds extra's to the game and comes after the base game is done.
Not a you need to fork over more money to be able to play this crucial part in the story.
what about sequels planned before their predecessor's release, and i include tv shows, movies and books in this question?
im too curious to sleep now
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Probably...
Do they do that?
Those who do that probably failed
Just immediately deciding to create a cult following, merch lineup, games and spinoffs from day 1
its pretty standard in long form literature, though its rare that they have a "final" book planned ahead of time, its basically the author equivalent of scope creep
Witcher was pretty popular, they just announced a new trilogy I think (so Witcher 4, 5, and 6)
We'll see how those go. I'm excited for it
WoW preplanned 3 expansions to it
War within, midnight, and whatever the third one is
Depends, if it is like harry potter last 2 movies then I find it silly because that is just milking it, understandable from a earning perspective but not friendly to the viewers.
If it is a continuation of the story and there is enough material to make it fresh and brings value then yes.
Not just be a continuation of the same thing in a different getup because it brings in money (looking at you saw).
i find myself a little ambivalent, i see where the sentiment is coming from for sure and i agree that there is a lot of corporate greed behind preplanning stuff, but theres also an artistic element to it as well
sometimes you foreshadow because you do want to do more with a setting, you know?
i leaned to the side and now my back hurts, im really goin to bed now lmao good night
Dlc for anti-pain
Thankfully those greedy games don't usually appeal to me
I only bought good dlcs ๐
I would even buy a game made with full AI 




Then you might say "well, look at you, buy me that handheld"
And to that I reply, FUCK YEAH I WILL


Hahahaha I would never exploit that generousity
Should be the only metric.
Oh absolutely and some settings lend themselves to a bunch of movies and series.
If the creator can keep the story going in fresh and new ways and not just stretching the story needlessly or retelling the same story with other words then by all means keep going.
At a point in time the stories might dry up and it should stop then instead of keeping it going none the less for profit
Some games aren't about the story
Consider this
And it bothered me when it happened
One week after Monster hunter wilds released
They released a "Free content update"
How??
And people were like "wow it's free, how nice!!!"
I personally likely wouldn't play a game that's full on made with gen-ai, but I don't mind if it's used within reason to assist in some minor development or assets. Take NTE (Neverness to Everness) for example. People have been throwing pissy fits because they used gen-ai for some abstract art pieces in the game that ultimately don't play any major factor. But that's my personal take.
The only thing I can think of is that they kept that small part of the game away from release to then market it as free
It's actually Hissy Fits"
but thanks for playing
I like pissy fits better 
Anti-ai goons need to stay away from games
They're acting like someone pissed in their morning cereal XD
||lizard fits||
istfg

That's a dragon
It's a square and rectangle thing
Not all lizards are dragons, but all dragons are lizard-ish
looks at Kyurem, Reshiram, Zekrom ๐
Who?
Stick to Warframe sweetie 
Does anybody have any idea when will Valheim be discounted on Steam again?
Would make sense at the Steam Summer Sale but not guaranteed
Day 7 of no AC... Thanks I hate it.
Today is going to hit 82f / 28c here. Not looking forward to it
39ยฐC
But it's fine cus it's pool day
BRUH
๐โโ๏ธ leveling my swimming
Average QLD Australia summer day
We're not even in real summer yet
Although last summer I think it reached 35?
Well with global warming who knows 
I live for my cats
Nothing else matters
Once they perish, I dig myself down in earth
Unless I adopt a new cat and the cycle repeats.
Morgen gjall
sorry
You will awaken smiffe
(it's fine rules wise, just not for my sanity)
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Please do not the lizard?
Lizard!
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It was 100+f (38+c) over this last weekend. I'd cool off by stepping outside 
Lizard
Lizard
Hello
quiet here today
I'm always quiet
PCGaming show is 6/7 the seventh of June, right?
Yes
@rapid cape ima beat you ๐คฃ 
June
๐ค ๐ค ๐ค
Blame Tekkaa they got me all flustered 
Since the meme became popular, I've started noticing how often those numbers are used together.
Like when counting to 10?
Lizard
Never mix a lizard and a bean.
"Generate 67 images of a lizard bean mix in the style of tung tung sahur"
Lizard
I assume you mean in game. You can get warm by a fire. Eventually you'll create armor that keeps you warm.
no i meant irl
I have a thick bathrobe I'll throw on, sit on a heating pad, and slip into my slippers.
I'll be back to normal in minutes haha, but my basement gets cold quite quickly, I'm always shivering down here for a while before I realize I'm cold.
Put on a jacket and maybe some sweatpants
Though my struggle is usually to avoid being too warm, not too cold
It never gets cold ๐
Lizard
Lizard
^this guy gets it
You guys ever eat escargot? Opinions?
lizzard
Idk if it was prepared properly. Idk what a proper snail is: soft and slimy or rubbery. Either way. They were put into holes in a potato. I wouldnt say it was the best presentation. But it was food, and im always thankful for that. Unless its cilantro. Ill still eat it, but id rather not. 5/10 snails not the grossest thing by far, also rounds up to a positive rating
Lizard
Smiffe, what's your favorite reptile?
LIZARD!
I figured it was the chupacabra
Angel ๐ ๐ชฝ
Smiffe are Necks reptiles or amphibians ๐ค
Well lizards don't necessarily live in or require moist environments like amphibians. There are water lizards ofc, but they're a few species. While all amphibians must live near or have access to ponds/rivers/lakes. Moreover amphibians need water sources to reproduce and to grow up. The life cycle starts there. Necks seems more like amphibians to me
apart from their obvious size but this is Valheim after all ๐
Well, we know that they are lizards ๐ they are referred to as such in game. But since we have lizard ox i can see they could be a combo of both
Dangit I keep typing lizards I mean reptiles
Lizards are a type of reptile, so we have that covered. Now we just need to know if they are combo of reptile and amphibian or just a reptile ๐
Are enemies programmed to attack yule trees specifically or is it how I built my base? They run past other stuff and today finally broke it
right past me, my asksvin, shield generator, 4 workbenches and attacked the tree..
I GRADUATED TONIGHT, BEEN PLAYING VALHEIM SINCE BEFORE FRESHMAN YEAR
Ayyy congratulations!! ๐
Remember to start a high yields savings account, and put money in it as often as you can 
Lizard ๐
I think what TooMuchDogg actually meant to say is... to start a ROTH IRA account and invest as much as you can. Especially with the way things are going these days you'd be lucky to beat inflation with something like a high yield savings account.
Whatever you doโฆ just save money 
What happens if i had picked the bot role?
Ask Dogg idk ๐
I hope you can find someone to coach you (I wish I could, but I have a busy schedule)
But I will say people are very helpful with answering questions on this server if youโre confused on anything
you should get with our sponsor, brilliant
ummm hello ?
I will not do that
why are you atmentioning a lot of people ?
@cyan glade try not to do that unless you know the person, or you are mentioning them in relation to a certain conversation or something
Rule 13
most of the people here lurks everyday
I thought they were all spectating my chat live
we are all forsaken, that's why we're here
What a delicate flower
Letโs lock him in a room where nothing will disrupt his gentle sensitive soul โค๏ธ
Mods look into this
jesus
That's from 2025 man how'd you find that :O
It's important to remember some messages and point them out months later
It becomes more impactful
Better ways to report things, but geez
My bad guys
Might I ask how in the world you even found that? lmao
A friend pointed it out to me

I felt the need to report it
i mean fair that was kinda egregious
Better keep them in case you do something "wrong"
Then later you can say "well, what about this!"
Unfortunately people will be people. Some nasty jerks come through some times. I'm afraid not everyone is gonna tiptoe
Read the warning you received
I do that all the time to be immune from any mutes
What is happening
This is bullying
You're being bullied
I'm guessing they think you're being a troll
He's just sensitive
How did you get the I Am role
They clicked on it?
I didn't realize that was a public role
By being
what if you wake up one day and its "I was" instead
Cruel people are not selective. But it definitely hits the gentle ones harder
Kinda blasphemous
Stand tall, you're above it
๐ซก AMEN
If you think about it
It could be a bit
But I enjoy bits too so it's a win win for me
I have no idea what you just said ๐ญ are you replying to me?
Cus you said this 
A bit = a skit = a gag = a goof
English is not englishing rn XD
I love practical jokersโข
They're hilarious, the show with D sal joe and murr
They crossed the line when Sal cried because it might rain tomorrow
The comedians my sister watches just make fun of people. I don't like that kind of joker. But there's this one youtuber who walks up to randos and says "story time!" and says something totally out of pocket and funny that makes them laugh, love him ๐
Mods dogpiled on innocent people
If you hang out in the suggestions discussion you will never be bored lolll
Oh god, no I'm scared of that place.
People blatantly lie there I can't understand why not more people have the (no suggestions) role
The worst part is when it's like
"If they implement this change, irongate will go broke, they'll starve, their fingers will break from too much WORK!!! how dare you suggest EXTRA effort!?!"
It's like... Relax, it's just brainstorming
People get extremely violent when someone suggest something about their precious game
It's like they get so scared it will change, no it's just a suggestion ๐
Unless it's implemented
Then suddenly it's good ๐ป ๐ ๐งโ๐พ
Then YOU start getting abused because now it's THE DEVS VISION
