general

[hybrid fulcrum]

Not this again

[vocal trout]

Why do you guys hate beans?
Will you hate corn too?

@hidden glade it's us against the world, we need to unite.

[hidden glade]

yes

the great corn-bean alliance of 26

i panik a bit tho

windows defender popped up telling me it flagged a trojan

[vocal trout]

Oh no, not a TROGAN

That's way worse than a trojan

[hidden glade]

it looks like false positive

[vocal trout]

Wait, a trogan is a lesser trojan, nvm.

Because g comes before j.

[hidden glade]

like how b comes before c 😉

[vocal trout]

Oh so you're a lesser corn LOL

[hidden glade]

but i appear to be a bean

[vocal trout]

True, a bean is not a corn

[hybrid fulcrum]

ffs

more gross bean talk

Corn > Bean

shit now ive contributed

[tardy vale]

I just want some D-nuts

[hidden glade]

i bet youve never had beans on toast

[hidden glade]

i just ate some pistachios

[vocal trout]

what's D nuts?

[tardy vale]

doh nuts

homers

[vocal trout]

Looool

[hybrid fulcrum]

thats a reportable thing to say

[hidden glade]

is it reportable

or are you mad cos you missing out on perfection

[vocal trout]

A corn a day makes the bean go away.

[hidden glade]

a bean a day makes the corn go away

me personally tho i eat both every day

[iron basin]

inb4 players want the obviously very american corn in valheim

[warped axle]

guys any1 know what settings valheim server from discord for boosts have?

[crimson inlet]

corn has a cooldown

[warped axle]

like can i modify world, resource multiplier etc

[crimson inlet]

18 month cooldown

[arctic torrent]

what do you mean valheim server from discord? and boosts?

[warped axle]

u can buy server from discord for 5 boosts

[vocal trout]

You can use boost to order servers lol

[hybrid fulcrum]

so. what we do is we summon eikthyr

we all wear those bear hats but were completely naked

and we beat the shit out of it with low level clubs and yell profanities

[hidden glade]

why dont we do that without the profanities

[hybrid fulcrum]

well that isnt fun

[hidden glade]

tho im very down to use my fav bonk stick

i would say its the second best bonk stick ever

[hybrid fulcrum]

is it a basic un upgraded club?

[hidden glade]

no its a fully upgraded bonk stick

i hit enemies and they go bonk and explode

[hybrid fulcrum]

so we dont want eikthyr to explode in pieces in 3 seconds

we want to smack it over time. like what your mom did to u when u were a kid

[hidden glade]

heyyyyyy

my mom is a very caring person

[hybrid fulcrum]

i bet she beat the crap out of you when u did dumb things at the store when u were a kid

[hidden glade]

nope

she told me off but no physical violence

and now im the greatest human of all time

[hybrid fulcrum]

so mental abuse

[hidden glade]

therefore physical violence isnt the answer

[arctic torrent]

hey, chill a bit

[hybrid fulcrum]

thats why we shout profanities at eikthyr

we must attack him mentally as well as physically

[hidden glade]

my mom taught me profanities were bad

[hybrid fulcrum]

gotta play mind games

break him down mentally make him wonder why is he a deer god

and then smack him with sticks

[hidden glade]

but what if he didnt want to be the deer god

[hybrid fulcrum]

Yes

[hidden glade]

what if he wanted to be the god of war or something

[hybrid fulcrum]

Then clearly he failed in his mission. because he is a lightening deer. that moves like a snail

[hidden glade]

what if he just got bad rng

[hybrid fulcrum]

good! were gonna help him reroll

i say we also set a trap for that Odin spirit no one can ever seem to catch

[hidden glade]

what if he got teleported back a day before the incident like a crappy anime

[hybrid fulcrum]

i dont watch anime

[hidden glade]

maybe you should 🤔

[hybrid fulcrum]

i tried watching attack on titan once then some large naked man ate people

with a creepy ass smile

[hidden glade]

thats just one show tho

[hybrid fulcrum]

now i refuse to watch anything outside of pokemon

[hidden glade]

thats like saying you refuse to watch any cartoon cos you saw one weird one

[hybrid fulcrum]

correct

[hidden glade]

i dont think thats a great mindset to have

[hybrid fulcrum]

yes but you also put beans on toast

[hidden glade]

but im british

my blood is made from baked beans and cups of tea

[hybrid fulcrum]

why?

[hidden glade]

cos im british

wut

[rugged stag]

Can we just keep chat appropriate

thanking you

[hidden glade]

that is the strangest statement i have heard all day

[arctic torrent]

the weird in here is going too far

[hybrid fulcrum]

im having a lot of fun

[tulip mauve]

Hey hey no need to bring snails into this

[hybrid fulcrum]

sorry. ill also never mention salt around you

[tough aspen]

nowadays I think to myself "this chat coulda been a dm" way more frequently than usual

[rugged stag]

so it wasn't just me earlier then

ok, nice to know

[tough aspen]

[crimson inlet]

[tough aspen]

no no lets have the same bean discussion again, same people too

you can edit all u want im sticking to it

[hybrid fulcrum]

haha beans are popular in this channel

[rugged stag]

Sam... we didn't need chapter 5 of beans

atleast not for another week

[hybrid fulcrum]

alright subject let me ask you this then

[rugged stag]

The bees are sleepy,
beans are nice depending on the dish
pineapple does not belong on pizza

next

[hybrid fulcrum]

who wins in a 1 v 1 Deadpool or Ironman?

[rugged stag]

It's 3:17am I'm not entertaining that

[hybrid fulcrum]

so. we dont want to talk about beans or pineapple on pizza but when the SUBJECT is changed we dont want to entertain it

Catch 22 situation we have here

[crimson inlet]

Tell me more

[waxen oak]

I made a peanut butter pickle and salami sandwich once it was basically pineapple pizza but beans are goated

[crimson inlet]

The b word? Again?

😱

[waxen oak]

Whats the best bean to shotgun

[crimson inlet]

Regrettably I'm not experienced in those
I need to eat some

[main sonnet]

One that might add some intelligence to people, so they actually take a hint. (Or two)

[waxen oak]

Too dumb can't

[waxen oak]

Name 10 beans

[crimson inlet]

👇
🥣

[hybrid fulcrum]

Lima Beans, green beans, soy beans, pinto beans, black beans, brown beans, bean beans

[crimson inlet]

Wow

[waxen oak]

This guy beans

[crimson inlet]

That was fast too

Do cool beans count

[waxen oak]

Yes

[crimson inlet]

And when someone is being silly and goofy you'd say they're full of beans

[main sonnet]

Since you obviously don't want to take a hint from someone which is a member here longer than you are, nor from a moderator, nor from another hint: just know you've been reported as "trolling" right now.

[waxen oak]

K

[hybrid fulcrum]

nice

[crimson inlet]

Woah quick delete

[tardy vale]

🫡

[crimson inlet]

Would people be bothered if they saw my bean bag

[waxen oak]

Some might but who cares what they think

[crimson inlet]

It's not very comfortable to sit on tbh

What about beanies

Not to sit on of course

The hat beanies

[waxen oak]

I could see it working, beans are versatile even in ie-form

[crimson inlet]

Mr bean is versatile

So beans can really be many things

[frail pond]

Not one mention of cocoa beans, very disappointing.

[iron basin]

that actually sounds delicious

[waxen oak]

Great point. The beans never cease to deliver

[hybrid fulcrum]

Cocoa beans! Damn forgot

And Coffee beans ones huge miss

[crimson inlet]

Woah

Coffee beans

[iron basin]

look i'm on board with pickle and salami sandwiches but the bean convo is getting a little old

[crimson inlet]

But that's what revives it ironically

[waxen oak]

🎶I like to make myself some beans🎶

[iron basin]

i'm going to another server for awhile glhf

[hybrid fulcrum]

No Kate come back!

I wanna talk to you about cool stuff

[waxen oak]

(Beans)

[hybrid fulcrum]

No not beans wtf

[waxen oak]

Sorry I thought it was beans

[hybrid fulcrum]

I wanna talk about your pets!

Don’t leave meeeeeeeeeeee

[crimson inlet]

Pet bea||n||ver

[hybrid fulcrum]

Btw when Deep North?

[arctic torrent]

||when it ready||

[hybrid fulcrum]

Dang good thing spoiler on that one

[hybrid fulcrum]

Stupid necks

[short yew]

I wish we had mods IRL

I'd remove the stupid hunger mechanic altogether

[crimson inlet]

Just eat stamina food instead to avoid having too much

💪

Eat 2 instead of 3

3rd slot open

[short yew]

I have the opposite problem... I don't eat enough

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/well-wellwellwell-funny-meme-well-in-that-case-gif-6131606860678598481

[vocal trout]

This is why I started my corn quest, to have some variation from the bean.
However, speaking with ChatGPT, I honestly don't think corn can best the powerful bean.

On another note, I killed the second boss in Windrose.

[unborn quail]

Me too lol getting myself to eat is a struggle

[proven dagger]

Evening gjall.

[latent agate]

ciao

[tardy vale]

english only please

[latent agate]

cercavo un gruppo per giocare ma il bòt mi ha bloccato ...

oh scusa, non so l'inglese

:/

[tardy vale]

there are translation apps and google have a descent translation website.
our #rules-and-info specificly is written so english is the only allowed language I am affraid

[novel notch]

So no speaking in old norse in the viking server 🤨

[tardy vale]

"I was looking for a group to play with, but the bot blocked me..."
"Oh, sorry, I don't know English."

[novel notch]

As opposed to mistlands wrong?

[latent agate]

Hi, I'm looking for Italians to play with, I don't speak English, Google Translate

[tardy vale]

ah right. we have #1024264966712340510 where you can post about finding friends 🙂

[proven dagger]

Depends, where you Italian to begin with but you didn't know and making gnocchi unlocked your Italianess?

[latent agate]

??

[tardy vale]

I removed a bunch of dumb comments

[crisp musk]

ouch. im just going to go hide in a corner

[novel notch]

Damn i mist(lands) it

[storm anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/disperse-lesley-nielsen-explosion-gif-13010485

[slender marlin]

eheh awesome movie culture confirms strong in this channel

[storm anchor]

I love some 80s comedy humor.

Leslie Nielsen was masterful in it.

[proven dagger]

In all 33 and 1/3 of them.

[slender marlin]

yeh one of the best, also made some half-italian movies with local comedians, not the best but was very proud as a little kid to have the guy from the naked gun in a local production

[proven dagger]

I really liked the first one because it was so over the top and "newish".

[slender marlin]

ym naked gun? yeh it was (is) movie cult foundation for me

oh.. fellow Italian won badly over autobot, so strange to see that much it. words in here.. but yes, only way is lfg channel and auto translator, welcome anyway 🤌

[heady hearth]

I watched that purge of comments, Smiffe. That was satisfying. I had a chuckle watching them disappear.

[quaint magnet]

🫡

[proven dagger]

All hail Smiffe purger of the dumb bleep we send out.

[slender marlin]

missed that, but trusting an awesome job

[hidden glade]

evenin gjall 🌊

[hybrid fulcrum]

He did a great job

great community, excellent senses of humor and fun here

[heady hearth]

Its TrUe

[short yew]

I wish there was an MMO similar to Valheim

[eternal imp]

someone should just make one already

it will blow

[surreal tundra]

LOL

[spark pebble]

Most people are too advanced for my old ass. The life of a lonely viking.

[surreal tundra]

gg

i hear that

[waxen oak]

What about italian americans who used to know a little italian but wants to be fluent

[short yew]

Take your time. This game doesn't force you to rush

Another reason why it's great

I think if I had someone to play with I'd take my time a lot more and wouldn't mind adjusting to the other person's pace

[waxen oak]

Playing with others is always a balance and can bring experiences you cant have alone but at the same time with other people you cant tunnel vision

[short yew]

Yeah true

But I'm overdoing tunnel vision at this point lol

[waxen oak]

Yep, im over groups right now 😂😂

[unborn quail]

Wdym by tunnel vision?

[waxen oak]

Kind of just being in your own world in your head and all

[unborn quail]

Ohh lol that makes sense. I'm playing in a group but it's like very chill. We have our own bases and work at our own pace in our own areas. But we chat and mess around together sometimes too and show off our progress. It's very relaxed. We play together but not together

[waxen oak]

yeah those are fun too

[spark pebble]

I have made it to the swamp. I need to kill second boss. I feel like there are alot of other things to figure out before I go alot further. Mining, sailing, making food, how to fight. And blah blah blah....

[short yew]

I could join you if you want

My current character is in the plains

[vocal trout]

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[proven dagger]

Morgen gjall.

[low plaza]

Sad I missed out on the Italy jokes 😂🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

[rugged stag]

Only finding out the other day and putting into practice today the crafting multiple of the same recipe using "Shift and clicking craft" is diabolical

(Hey, I'm Subjecthive, and welcome to my life in the realm of Valheim!)

[trim rose]

meow

hi beehive

[rugged stag]

Hi cat ice cube

[trim rose]

ooo subject I may have need some help nd ur trusted enough to ask you about it

[rugged stag]

[trim rose]

meow

it depends of you have a crypto wallet tho

[rugged stag]

are you sure you wish to proceed down this route?

[trim rose]

dw it's nothing about trading more like a place holder to me

a digital bank

[tough aspen]

[trim rose]

miew

[rugged stag]

Hi Sam, Hi B1ues

[crimson inlet]

Do you have a crypto wallwt

[wide jungle]

Good evening everyone =+)

[storm anchor]

https://giphy.com/gifs/studiocwf-cat-ciri-whitecat-FR61sPFtyp5MnifIN0

[rugged stag]

Howdy Jo-el

[tough aspen]

joel we havent talked yet in may wtf

[rugged stag]

Sackable offense

[tough aspen]

i actually had to SCROLL to find his chat

audacity

[storm anchor]

It has been... Busy May. 👀

[tough aspen]

uhuh

[rugged stag]

🎵 "It's gonna be may!" 🎵

[tough aspen]

ALL THAT I DOOOO
IS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOUUUU
dont wanna loooosee iiit
but im not likkeee theeeem

[rugged stag]

Sam is in her poem writing era

bless 🌸

[tough aspen]

their

[low plaza]

Their*

[rugged stag]

did I not type their?

[tough aspen]

why am i their

but no i just continued the lyrics of nsync it aint a poem

[rugged stag]

I know 😄

[tough aspen]

if there were fandoms back then i woulda been a nsyncian

[vocal trout]

Hello

I love this server and you all so much.

[rugged stag]

Are we discording drunk on milk and cookies?

[low plaza]

I’m brand new here but very happy to be here 🥹

[vocal trout]

Well, I did just eat a pack of cookies as breakfast.
Now I'm gonna start my morning and pouring up one liter o Monster Viking Berry.

[rugged stag]

Just a reminder that there are no hospitals or pokecentres in Valheim

[tough aspen]

liar, where's the "new here" plant

[low plaza]

Wat dat

[vocal trout]

Good reminder, I need to make a doc appointment...

[crimson inlet]

All good I hope

[vocal trout]

It's not urgency but needs to be dealt with.
Not sure if you've ever experienced this but sometimes when you injure let's say a knee or something.
If you're unlucky, fluid can start building up there making the knee swell, making it stuff and cause pain.
So, the way to fix that is to go to the doc and ask them to drain it, inject some cortisol and it's all good again.

It happened to me a couple years ago and now it's back again with a vengeance 😅

[crimson inlet]

Ouuuf yeah that's rough

[tough aspen]

that fluid is probably 100% monster now

[vocal trout]

Then I will ask for it back

[crimson inlet]

Doc will do a big sip

🥤

[vocal trout]

IV DRIP

[slender marlin]

morgen'Gjall🥱 🤌

[short yew]

I still don't know

[rugged stag]

#general message
for context 😄

[crimson inlet]

It's a professional beggar actually 😱

Oooko_ooko begs for enshrouded as well

[vocal trout]

lol nice

[crimson inlet]

Anyway
Can someone buy me ||hello||

[vocal trout]

I will buy you anything you want

I haven't had that super react for years, can't seem to ever getting it back lol

[crimson inlet]

I don't even know why the feature exists

[rugged stag]

omg a happy dancing bee-nado super reaction

I am completely sold

[vocal trout]

Originally they introduced it and you got 5 super react per day.

But I want it too, just don't understand why I don't have it ANYWHERE.
Not on browser, not on client, not on mobile

[rugged stag]

You still paying for nitro?

[vocal trout]

What the actual... It's there now.

OHHHHHHHH

THE SUPER REACT ENABLE BUTTON ONLY SHOWS UP IF YOU CLICK ON THE REACT ON MESSAGE

NOT ON EMOTE BUTTON

OH MY GOD.................

[rugged stag]

Today the cookie was dunked a bit too far into the milk

[vocal trout]

I've been looking for this button for a year, googled and all and there it was, all along

[crimson inlet]

Wasting my money, and they even added badges to make you not remove your nitro
I'll probably stop paying nitro next year

Although the stream quality and such is nice...

[vocal trout]

I love Nitro.

[rugged stag]

I know nitro doesn't offer "much" but I don't think I can part with it

atleast not after being this far in 😄

[crimson inlet]

Idk how I got opal so fast
Time flies

I hate it, it's fake
It's embarrassing to even want
But I want it and not want it

[rugged stag]

I think the sole reason I keep Nitro is to have animated emojis

[vocal trout]

I pay for anything cosmetic, I live for cosmetics.

If a game offers cosmetics, I buy it.

[rugged stag]

want to rephrase that

[crimson inlet]

I want to buy cosmetics for 2xko but nothing is nice

[rugged stag]

I now have to keep the bee cosmetics I have 😛

[crimson inlet]

[vocal trout]

I spent 5k on GW2 shop to get all the skins.
I spent 5k on Genshin Impact, I needed to have all the heroes.

[crimson inlet]

GW2 I couldn't get into, I tried
It looked and sounded fun

But definitely requires a blind commitment to buy all the expansions

[vocal trout]

I haven't played it in years

Just meant that I live for cosmetics

So if a service offers it, I will buy it

[crimson inlet]

although the one time I played
In the big city I found someone playing clair obscur music on a piano

[vocal trout]

I can't believe the super react was there all along, just hiding on the actual message react

RIght now I'm saving up for the third and best ship in Windrose

[brisk thorn]

How yall doing

[rugged stag]

Windrose worth the moolah?

[vocal trout]

Dear god yes, I've already gotten 107 hours.
I typically cannot stand chinese, pirate theme but this one was different.

[ionic grove]

what do I do with this undestructable tree in the crypts entrance?

[arctic torrent]

see if you can still press E to enter, if not not much

[storm anchor]

You can't press E to enter inside sunken crypts tho.

[tranquil kernel]

My cloud save got eaten so I had to start over yesterday with a local save. Still wreaking havoc with the ketch

[vocal trout]

I turn that off the moment I see it, it has caused so many issues for me.

[gray crypt]

Morgen gjall

[crisp musk]

[ waves ]

[arctic torrent]

its been so long since i went through swamp lol

[storm anchor]

Yeah, you could do it for burial chamber, but sunken crypt has no similar entrance you could click.

[ionic grove]

nah its fine cuz there are more crypts near by, 4 more to be exact close to bonemass spawn and bog witch

[brisk thorn]

Soo yall like playing games

Or nah

[vocal trout]

Playing games, who does that?

[proven dagger]

What is this shift and clicking craft witchery you are talking about?

[gray crypt]

I can't tell if you're being serious or sarcastic ATM.

[arctic torrent]

I didnt know until the other day

[rugged stag]

I mean, I didn't test it out until today but I explained how to do it above 😄

[gray crypt]

lol really? I've got so much extra food that way.

[proven dagger]

I'm a judge have you ever known them to be sarcastic?

[gray crypt]

I'm fortunate that I haven't had to interact with many judges.

[proven dagger]

Where can I find this explanation?

[rugged stag]

the same message you replied to 😄

[proven dagger]

Well to be fair this judge can be sarcastic but I was serious.

[rugged stag]

but to clarify - hold shift and click craft on a recipe - it'll say x 5

[gray crypt]

Plus, you can gain 1/3/6/10/15 extras by crafting 5 at a time instead of the 1-5 from crafting singles.

[proven dagger]

Follow up question if you only have enough for let's say 3 would it make 3 of it or does it work only with 5?

[arctic torrent]

Only 5

[rugged stag]

Haven't tested that

[gray crypt]

Need mats for 5 exactly.

Plus, make sure you have space for any extras you might get. If you only have space for 5 but get a bonus, it won't craft the items.

Also, you're earning 5x the xp.

[crisp musk]

holy poop. have there always been creepy hull-wrending noises when you sail a longship into ashland waters? I think it's the first time i havn't used a drakkar. scared the crap outta me

[main sonnet]

I haven't checked my saves yet. Currently considering to do a 3rd (or 4th when I take the demo in the calculation) restart, as I'm not happy about my base lay-out.

[gray crypt]

Never done it. Good to know.

[proven dagger]

Good to know, that will speed things up. So that works in all the crafting tables?

I'm guessing it doesn't work in ovens or other things like planting.
Does shift do anything while filling up the smelter.

I'm going to test that shift click on almost everything now.

[arctic torrent]

Things in crafting benches that can stack i think

[proven dagger]

So making 100 arrows if you carry 40 wood should be possible.

[arctic torrent]

Yea

[crimson inlet]

Uh oh 🕵️

[gray crypt]

Not the oven, but it works on the Cauldron and prep table, with the same effect. Doesn't work in smelters or kilns, but all crafting tables, yes.

[devout trout]

Good morgen and happy may 4th

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-star-wars-gif-1140297844847551802

[rugged stag]

and that's where you lost me

[devout trout]

???

[rugged stag]

star wars

[devout trout]

It's world Star wars day though

[rugged stag]

-# It's just another day

[devout trout]

[storm anchor]

You're the first in this server tho. @devout trout

To mention the 4th.

[proven dagger]

No unreasonable searches and seizures?

[waxen oak]

Just completely reasonable ones

[main sonnet]

Not for the Dutch people. They're having their memorial day today.

[nimble night]

Yep

I just love being dutch and not non-dutch

[proven dagger]

The dutch people from the Netherlands. Here in Belgium nothing special on the 4th of may.

[main sonnet]

No, you "celebrate" that on November 11th.

[proven dagger]

Yeah and the first of May is celebrating hard work by not working.

[main sonnet]

You mean that day people celebrate women giving birth?

[proven dagger]

Here it's labor day. As in working not giving birth.

[main sonnet]

It's a play of words I was using. 😉
Because "giving labor" or "going into labor" means giving birth.
While "labour" is the spelling when it's about working.

[river nexus]

hello

[inland light]

this is incorrect

labour=uk spelling, labor=american spelling

forgive me for being pedantic but ike language

[pastel brook]

If you think I will make a Star Wars joke , you are looking in Alderaan places 😂

[main sonnet]

You mean one is proper English and one is English with the Dutch - Scottish cheapskate influences.

[low depot]

Either way, your distinction regarding "working" vs "giving birth" makes no sense, its either labor in both cases or labour in both cases

[iron basin]

i wonder when the next time toomuchdog is gonna be on

will be

[main sonnet]

Given that you seem to miss on the joke I tried to post here, the distinction doesn't even matter.

[low depot]

Your right, I don't get it, but now I'm curious, care to explain?

[arctic torrent]

#self-promotion

[iron basin]

[dire gale]

o mb

[iron basin]

i wonder who gives kvastur the name... the witch never vocalizes intelligibly

[umbral fog]

The devs i imagine 😄

[iron basin]

reasonable... i meant in the lore

[umbral fog]

We have no indication of that, but witch might be the best guess

[iron basin]

imagine if kvastur could talk

[iron basin]

that's what i'm asking, which is it? (😉)

may the 4th bewitch you

[arctic torrent]

Probably the same powers that makes you "remember" all the technology you can build as long as you touch the items needed to craft them

[iron basin]

good point

[umbral fog]

That was just our trip from Midgard to Valheim messing with our memories a bit 😄

[arctic torrent]

Yes, but messing with them how? Who is the player character really? Is the past of being a viking what is fabricated, or is it the knowledge of technology. Are both? Because they cant both be true. What Hugin's end caw(l)? Is odin appearing and trying to tell us the truth but is always sent away? What will be revealed in the Deep North?

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-day-gif-18564553

Are we odin?

[umbral fog]

Stands to reason that we were both mighty warriors (as stated in intro) and had quite a bit of knowledge about how to make stuff since we are simply remembering it after coming into contact with materials needed to make it (as stated in inventory tutorial message) 😄

[tranquil kernel]

Imagine Kvastur is the actual witch but no one takes a talking broom seriously. So he just dresses up a random greydwarf to play the part. That’s why the other one is sitting outside; he’s on break

[rugged stag]

Contacts Netflix

[novel notch]

well if the "bog witch" is a he, then shouldnt it be a bog wizard? 🤔

[arctic torrent]

Theres a tag on it that says "kvastur" that the player thinks is the name, but it just means it belongs to the witch

[vocal trout]

"kvast" is Swedish just like Fuling.

[vocal trout]

I ran to the store before it closed and got
12 Monster Viking Berry.
2 packs of ice cream.
2 packs of blueberry, vanilla buns.
2 packs of Caesar Chicken Bacon wrap.
2 packs of Caesar Chicken Bacon thingies.

[storm anchor]

Any on evening sale?

[vocal trout]

Yes, all of the things I got was on sale 😄

[unborn quail]

New pfp Joel O_o

[safe grove]

hey where tf is love forsaken

been following it for a couple of time

i can't wait anymore

anyone has news on it or what

[storm anchor]

That was April's Fools.

[unborn quail]

That was just a April fools joke. There will be no romancing the forsaken for us vikings 😂

[karmic python]

more monster than food 👀

[safe grove]

what

[karmic python]

hwut

[safe grove]

no no dont you can't be real

[unborn quail]

It was clarified multiple times the same day and in the weeks following

[safe grove]

i mean wtf i have no meaning in life i've been holding on hoping that atleast at the very least i could play love forsaken and your telling me no sorry even laughing that its a fckg joke i dont know man i gotta take some time off rethink my life

[hidden glade]

it was also on the latest word from the devs

#news message

[vocal trout]

Nah. My fridge, freezer, cabinets, sink, under the sink, closet next to sink, cabinets above sink, drawers...
All completely stuffed, no more space, I can't even buy more stuff if I wanted unless I store it outside of kitchen.

[hidden glade]

however

the will always be space for 5kg tin of beans

[karmic python]

I too struggle to eat all my food >:

it's not a problem i like

[hidden glade]

maybe you could buy less food?

[karmic python]

and then not eat any food?

[hidden glade]

no

[vocal trout]

Buying less? No, I'm a hamster, I do not buy less, I buy more than I can store.

In todays timeline we cannot afford to buy less

[hidden glade]

just plan meals more around the stuff you already have in kitchen

[karmic python]

we cannot afford...to buy less... ow

though i get what you mean

[vocal trout]

Its funny wording but it's true

[hidden glade]

you are not wrong tho

[vocal trout]

If we buy less, a pandemic strikes and we're all scrambling to buy more.
So you prepare, you buy as much as you can at every given opportunity and store it for years.
Just ask my rice and pasta I've had since 2018

[hidden glade]

surely thats out of date by this point

[vocal trout]

Can it go out of date?

[hidden glade]

everything can go out of date

[karmic python]

I mean I got a bit of a store but I ain't living worried about supplies if shit goes down there'll be worse problems than being able to get beans

[hidden glade]

it just tends to last significantly longer then most produce

[hidden glade]

no beans would be the top priority

[arctic torrent]

Im looking forward to being able to summon undead deers myself, or play as deers. Valheim will be so good then

[vocal trout]

Yeah, maybe I should refresh my rice and pasta stock...

[karmic python]

1.5t truck, full of beans. Put them in a lake, magnet fish, live under tree in tarp emerging to fish for beans.

That's not a life though, i'm not planning for living under a tree.

[unborn quail]

but you're wasting good food if you don't use it in time and it goes bad. Get what you need lol don't be a glutton

[hidden glade]

or yk you could just eat the beans

[vocal trout]

That makes no sense, if we don't buy it, the store throws it lol

[hidden glade]

i think people buying too much food is one of the main reasons of food waste

[karmic python]

that is true, it's getting thrown any way

[hidden glade]

maybe the store should stock less

[vocal trout]

Think of the people that throws out their food the day the date expires.

[hidden glade]

thats just stupid

unless its chicken or meat or something

[karmic python]

gotta sniff it at least

[vocal trout]

Ok now you're gonna judge me.... But one time I forgot minced meat in my fridge for 5 years.

And I ate it

[karmic python]

I'd get a dog just to see if it would eat my out of date food, if it would. I'd share it with the dawg

[vocal trout]

It was devoid of all texture

[hidden glade]

it would at the cost of food poisoning

[karmic python]

5, years? How are you talking

Dogs have good noses, You calling my dog stupid?

[vocal trout]

I mean things can last a long time in the freezer, its just the longer it's there, the more frostburn it gets.
So meat in the freezer for 5 years isn't a health risk, it simply won't taste good.

[unborn quail]

Well somebody else would presumably buy it before the store had to throw it out. But if you buy 20 whatever of something, and bc you have so much already, you don't get around to making a meal with all of it and 8 of them go bad, that's a shame. So instead of one person buying twenty, everyone buys 5 and it doesn't go bad. If that makes more sense

[karmic python]

I was eating a garlic kiev thinking it was invented to cover up gone off chicken. You make a point, our bodies can probably take a bit of it

[vocal trout]

Like holy hell, one time I baked using chunky milk

My defense is that it smelled good and tasted like milk

[karmic python]

I...how?!

[vocal trout]

It was at the back of fridge and probably froze up a little.

[karmic python]

*cottage cheese

[unborn quail]

I am officially concerned for your health and well-being 🤣

[karmic python]

fridge freezer means fridge and freezer not a frozen fridge

for someone who seems as intelligent as you, how are you getting this wrong?

[vocal trout]

What do you mean?

[karmic python]

Your fridge is freezing?

[vocal trout]

Well, at the back of it, it gets cold and you get frost/a thin ice layer.

[arctic torrent]

You said fridge, not freezer

Freezing in fridge =/= freezer

[karmic python]

Fridgyics. Fridge, Physics, I think it's like using the middle shelf in the oven but for fridges

[vocal trout]

Fridges aren't suppose to create a very very thin layer of ice?

[karmic python]

well then it would be a, freezer?

[unborn quail]

our fridge freezes stuff at the back too

[vocal trout]

No, not full on freezing, just a super duper mega thin layer of ice on the wall.

[karmic python]

I didn't know this now, i'm upset my fridge doesn't freeze stuff at the deep end

[vocal trout]

So when I put milk at the very back, it tends to get chunky.

[karmic python]

oh lawd

[unborn quail]

well you know you can toggle the temperature 😭

oops

[unborn quail]

wrong reply that was meant to go here

[karmic python]

So it wasn't gone off it was just, solid

[karmic python]

I'll coldmaxx my fridge

[vocal trout]

Oh yeah, I wouldn't drink actual smelly chunky milk.
When I come up and stock it up REAL good I turn on fridge/freezer super charge 😄

But if the milk is sour and chunky, and you cook it, wouldn't it be ok?

[karmic python]

That seems like one of the questions that even the greatest minds would struggle with.

I don't know, did you enjoy what you made with it?

[vocal trout]

Yes, I baked with it and then the next day I had a Niagara falls moment

[karmic python]

You ascended to baked goodness through the use of chunky milk. This is still deeply concerning though

[unborn quail]

"Boiling old, sour milk does not make it safe to drink, though it can kill active bacteria, making slightly soured milk potentially safe for baking. Boiling cannot neutralize heat-stable toxins or remove unpleasant tastes, and it will not reverse the curdling. If milk is strongly sour, chunky, or discolored, it should be discarded."

[vocal trout]

I mean, we drink sour milk all day long in Scandinavia.
Although it's not really "sour" milk, it's just fermented and it's the best thing ever.

[karmic python]

Isn't it just solid because it's half liquid half solid you discovered a third state of fluid dynamics, sluiquid?

[vocal trout]

At the time it felt wrong to pour it out, or was it that I wouldn't have had enough if I did and I really wanted to bake

[karmic python]

Seems fine.

Honestly since switching to non dairy i've been accidentally drinking milk that's on the turn a bit in coffee and shrug it off - which is worse to me than what you said

[storm anchor]

I never have liked sour milk, but I did drink lots of milk as younger. Nowadays I only use some on my coffee but I don't drink it as it is.

[karmic python]

it's not sour though it's chunky?...I'm still not sure about this though cooking with it who cares

[storm anchor]

It's chunkier. It is specifically fermented like that.

[karmic python]

Fermented Frozen (lightly) Milk, I'm still learning here

[storm anchor]

It's not like leaving milk out of fridge to spoil.

[vocal trout]

Oh like the fermented milk we have here is not chunky, it's a mix between milk and yoghurt.

It's called "fil"

mmmmm fil...

[karmic python]

Texture - No
Survivability - Yes

[unborn quail]

I drink skim milk like it's a snack 😂 I can't imagine not having it at least twice a day

[vocal trout]

I love going to the fridge and night and just chugging down thick cold milk/fil.

My cats love it too, we stand in the kitchen chugging all night long

[karmic python]

why skimmed why don't you go full fat

Chugging jugs with the cats

[vocal trout]

When I was younger and through entire school year, I was lactose intolerant.
My stomach growled all the time and it was pure hell as you can imagine.
Then the moment I got out of school, my stomach stopped growling.

[karmic python]

So you're the snake venom dude but for milk?

[unborn quail]

school can be like that 😭

[vocal trout]

Yes, there's nothing more than I love than milk, I would bathe in it if I could

[storm anchor]

Like Cleopatra.

[karmic python]

If I said that everyone would laugh at me :>

why do you get a pass

[tranquil kernel]

I’m just the opposite. I used to drink two gallons of milk a week until I hit adulthood. Now I look at an 8oz carton and get torn up

[unborn quail]

idk it's what my fam bought so now it's just normal for me. Tastes good

[vocal trout]

One time I dropped a carton of milk on of the cats and it was CHAOS.
Everyone scrambled to get the milk xD

Even me, jk

[karmic python]

I get it, I only get semi fat because that's what my fam got. I hear the full fat gold top is more cow than semi skimmed or skimmed though, bottled, aluminium foil lids real bottles

[vocal trout]

What are people up to beside thinking about milk?

[tranquil kernel]

Working. So the milk discussion is favorable!

[vocal trout]

Nice, will you get to play more WR later?

[proven dagger]

I'm thinking about the hours I'd spent on the porcelain throne if I drank milk.

[tranquil kernel]

Unlikely; wasn’t there a patch last night/this morning?

Knowing my internet it’ll take all day just to update

[vocal trout]

Oh wow, you're right

151mb

[jade robin]

ello

[hexed crag]

Would anyone happen to play Ghost Recon: Breakpoint?

[silent basalt]

does the lox bracelents affect frostner as well? (or any blunt damage)

[storm anchor]

Any blunt damage, but Frostner has less blunt than frost, so damage increase for it is not that much.

[silent basalt]

ah i see, ty

[scenic wing]

What’s this? A new @storm anchor profile picture? 👀

[lavish fox]

Frostner most overglazed weapon oat

[scenic wing]

🐐

[tulip mauve]

oh gosh!

I prefer this one, but it's gonna be hard to get used to

[soft estuary]

What does "overglazed" mean?

[waxen oak]

I think it came from a gross origin but to glaze in american vernacular is to speak praise to so overglazing just means overpraised

[scenic wing]

Like um… a glazed donut 👀

[tardy vale]

Morgen gjall

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[umbral fog]

Yep, the jazz music can now play freely 😄

[heady hearth]

Morgen gjall, just helped my friend (who introduced me to Valheim) slay his first Fader 🏆

[storm anchor]

Now, it's time for zither music to stop.

[umbral fog]

Noooo 😭

[storm anchor]

-# Saw this one on Finnish subreddit and thought it will be proper replacement for previous pfp.

[umbral fog]

-# I did a quick search when i saw the new pfp, the guy Is a minor diety or something like a patron right?

[storm anchor]

-# It's Väinämöinen, main character of Finnish national epic, Kalevala.

[tough aspen]

[proven dagger]

Morgen gjall.

[rugged forge]

Guten Morgen, Gjall. 👋

[vocal trout]

Good morning all 🙂

[loud palm]

Guten tag g-yall

[crimson inlet]

What genius cafe designer decided that the table goes beneath your knees

Actually, table top goes beneath your RUMP when you're seated

[rugged stag]

It's probably a form of hostile architecture 😄
not wanting people to stay at a cafe for hours on end

[crimson inlet]

🤔 jeez, that could be right

Very unlikely though

[rugged stag]

The amount of times my knees have hit table edges when sitting down...

[storm anchor]

Similarly to some of the toilet designs that start to numb legs if one sits "too long".

Like these: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/toilet-design-long-bathroom-break_l_5dfa5ff0e4b018347919ec4d

[crimson inlet]

[storm anchor]

No long morning toilet breaks.

[crimson inlet]

The table was very light, you can pick it up with a pinky

I know the train station in Copenhagen has benches that SUCK

You slide right off

[rare lodge]

1st thing I saw when I opened the chat 😂

[rare lodge]

I would spend my time there worried that I'd flip the table by accident and spill all the drinks and food. 🤦‍♀️

[hidden glade]

Morgen gjall 🌊

[dusk spade]

Are the builds of the month picked up from this discord server or do you need to submit it somewhere else?

[dusk spade]

ok

[devout trout]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-morning-good-morning-gif-5903581903933326842

[gray crypt]

Morgen gjall

[iron basin]

morgen

[soft estuary]

Interesting, and I disagree. Frostner is very good and to speak highly of it feels appropriate.

[rugged stag]

Did that say inappropriate for a split second?

😄

[iron basin]

um.

[rugged stag]

Nay, it did not

Nvm me

[tardy vale]

Yup

[iron basin]

@rugged stag do you know what glaze used to mean?

[rugged stag]

"Glaze" has shifted from traditional literal meanings to a specific, modern slang usage. Before its current slang, "glaze" primarily referred to coating surfaces or a state of unfocused vision."

[devout trout]

https://tenor.com/view/waving-joy-lizard-hi-there-well-hello-there-gif-15622233555234689915

[arctic torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-gif-4133321797479779339

[iron basin]

egheh

okay.

[devout trout]

Oh yeah, it's the second Star Wars day!

https://tenor.com/view/revenge-of-the-fifth-revenge-of-the5th-sith-day-may5th-revenge-of-the-sith-gif-17103632

[rugged stag]

https://giphy.com/gifs/human-helloo-1fMjj5j2Z7chq

[devout trout]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26470175

[rugged stag]

so... bad sleep again sir?

[devout trout]

Somewhat

Also starting work an hour early. Got a major repair to do on one of our vehicles here on the ranch

It had 10 gallons of gasoline put in it's tank.

It's a diesel engine

[soft totem]

Oh fuck..

That's a project.

[devout trout]

Yeahhhh

Oh, and it was driven 2 miles

[umbral fog]

Who the fu....

[devout trout]

Yeah, it's gonna be a fun next few days

[soft totem]

What machine?

[devout trout]

2013 sprinter van. We use it for transportation and some towing

[soft totem]

Gotcha. I hear those are a prick to work on.

[devout trout]

So I hear as well. German engineering at its finest

[soft totem]

Gotta love it. Only thing more frustrating is Italian machinery. Specifically wiring.

[devout trout]

"Fix It Again Tony"

(Fiat)

[soft totem]

I work at a stone quarry and a lot of our saws are Italian. So many headaches.

[umbral fog]

We have something for fords here, wont work well in english but basically "By Ford there, by train back." 😄

[devout trout]

Oh, and we're gonna have to hillbilly tow the sprinter across the ranch to our shop. It's parked at one end of the ranch and the shop is at the furthest opposite end. We don't have a vehicle trailer that'll fit this thing

[soft totem]

Oh nooooo..

That sucks.

[devout trout]

So we're going to use either our backhoe or F-450 super duty to strap it. That's gonna suck because the ranch is very much not flat. Lots of up and down from here to the shop

yippee

[soft totem]

Send it!

[rugged stag]

*You got this babe ✨ *

[devout trout]

On good news, a ranch cat I thought had died because I haven't seen it in almost 2 weeks showed up again!

Just saw her this morning

[rugged stag]

Awesome news ❤️

[soft totem]

Hell ya

[devout trout]

Gave her extra food cuz daymn she was skinny

Don't know what adventure she went on, but I'm glad she's back

[rugged stag]

Straps a go pro onto her

[devout trout]

Anyhow, time for work. Cheers!

[hasty birch]

[rugged stag]

you? you want to break a beehive?

[soft totem]

Allfather's blessing. Sounds like you're gonns need it.

[vestal elbow]

Yummy beehive

[soft totem]

How's everyone doing today?

[crisp musk]

just set up basecamp at the Queen's lair.

[iron basin]

you've earned the "no vc" role

[umbral fog]

Why are you asking again?

[soft totem]

Do you need to be at a certain point/active on this server to use the voice channels?

[vocal trout]

Frustrating. I started getting pain in my right side when I sleep too much so I need to go sit at the PC :(

[soft totem]

That sucks. I get wicked back pain when I lay out flat. Makes sleeping tough.

[umbral fog]

Nope, not anymore afaik

This behaviour might be one of the reasons why you have those roles 😅

[soft totem]

Thanks.

[rugged stag]

🧙

[rugged forge]

Someone's going to be VERY angry now.

[soft totem]

Big mad

[scenic wing]

🍿

[vocal trout]

Who's angry besides me that I cannot lay down

[rugged stag]

Tried using a pillow under one knee when lying sideways?

or a body pillow?

[vocal trout]

Ah so the problem is this.

When I sleep or lay down too long, I've started experiencing pain on the right side, rib area.
It doesn't help to lay on either side or on back, the only way for it to go away is to go up and sit at PC.

But it's all my fault and I can remedy it by putting an actual soft, nice mattress on

A while ago I replaced my mattress but I haven't put on the new one yet....

[rugged stag]

Sounds like a you problem then

good luck, have fun

[vocal trout]

Yeah, I was waiting for something to put the new mattress on but forgot what

[crimson inlet]

Tiger knee position?

[rugged stag]

Sure

[waxen oak]

Go to a doctor, sounds like youre developing what I did recently

[soft totem]

Stretching/yoga might also help. Might just be your muscles getting tight.

I sit in a back hoe all day and it makes it impossible lay out flat.

[storm anchor]

Back what?

[tranquil kernel]

Backhoe. A piece of heavy machinery used for digging.

[storm anchor]

Okay, thanks. Seemed like translation problem at my end.

[soft totem]

Apologies. I meant no offence to the hoes.

[devout trout]

@nova lark is there something wrong with finding a cat I thought had died? Actually genuinely curious lmao

[soft totem]

Nonsense

[unborn quail]

Apparently a relative of mine used to say FORD: Found on Road Dead lol. But they work great for my bfs family

[nova lark]

@ ‘ing me over an emoji is wild.
I’ve said nothing negative.
That emoji is personal freedom of expression in a forum.
It’s not intended to be a catalyst for an @ with a direct callout.
This isn’t related to Valheim.
Go easy on emoji’s & moderation callouts.

[iron basin]

[soft totem]

We used to say "Fucking Old Recycled Dumpster". Now I own a Ford lol

[scenic wing]

Was just a question 😅

[waxen oak]

Is a Ford some type of mechanical device that runs on eitr

[soft totem]

It's a chaos engine fueled by blood magic

[scenic wing]

No, that would be my Honda civic

[soft totem]

VTEC go BABABABABABABABABA

[iron basin]

it's used for taking things long distances and runs on concentrations of ancient life

[vocal trout]

What did you develop?

[waxen oak]

Same

[devout trout]

It was literally a question out of curiosity XD. Never said it was bad, just said I was curious.

But unnecessary attitude doesn't get you far.

[regal vector]

An alchemical construct fueled by fossilized dinodragon blood and turns it into eitr

[iron basin]

earthblood

[waxen oak]

Well my GI appointment is in two weeks but it could be a number of things from drinking at least 2 monsters a day and having coffee for lunch and dinner then sitting slouched over or laying down after eating. Thought it could be ulcers but it could be a hiatal hernia, gallbladder infection, etc. Its been terrible since it happened and since the PCP nor urgent care could follow up w treatment I had to make an appointment with a specialist so 2 months waiting even though they even moved me up bc of a cancel

[nova lark]

Here enjoying Valheim

[soft totem]

Sorry to hear that.

[unborn quail]

It's an american vehicle company lol

[waxen oak]

Did it to myself

[soft totem]

Still sucks

[devout trout]

I own and drive a Ford Escape and quite like it

[waxen oak]

It does, I appreciate that

[unborn quail]

Toyota's are far superior

[nova lark]

Get well soon!

I want to see the finished build!

[iron basin]

valheim car(t)

[devout trout]

*Subaru ||(totally didn't used to work at a suby shop)||

I'd have bought a Subaru instead of my Escape, but I couldn't find one that met my needs and was in a price point I could afford

[iron basin]

which one is more sapphic idr

(sapphos was an ancient greek poet from the isle of lesbos)

[storm anchor]

Sounds painful, also realising I could have developed something similar with my energy drink habits when I was younger.

Next Autumn will become a decade without any energy drinks.

[unborn quail]

Hope it gets resolved quickly 🙏

[devout trout]

Subaru is one that's at the end of a lot of lesbian jokes. Still the better car though imo

[iron basin]

subaru being lesbian is based tho 🥺 no politico

[devout trout]

It was actually surprising how little I heard those jokes when I worked there. Especially considering it was in Oregon, nearish Portland XD

[iron basin]

✊

solidarity with the gays

[soft totem]

They're called Escapes cause that's what the engines like to do lol

[soft totem]

I've owned both and Fords are way cheaper to fix.

[devout trout]

I personally don't care too much how someone else chooses to live their life. You let me be in peace. I'll let you be in peace. And vice versa. But let's not delve too much here so we aren't dancing on the rules lol

[devout trout]

That is true

Subaru repairs can get wild

[soft totem]

Oh it was stupid.

I think wheel bearings were like $150 a corner

[unborn quail]

I imagine the more popular a car is the more parts are readily available, and the more used to mechanics are with working on them

[devout trout]

Moreso the transmissions in the early 2010s year set XD

[soft totem]

Toyotas will always be my favorite. I've never killed one

[devout trout]

Those had ISSUES

[soft totem]

Also yes. Those CVTs are ass.

[devout trout]

Mine is a 2017. 1.5 Ecoboost, titanium trim. I love it

[iron basin]

gonna name my first lox "subaru"

[soft totem]

I bought a 99 Tercel for $500 and got it to almost 550,000km

[soft totem]

2010 Ranger with the 4.0L V6

[unborn quail]

My fam owns Toyota corollas, including myself, and there's almost no trouble and they drives long distances beautifully

[devout trout]

The nice thing about Subaru is the consistency between cars. Subaru only has like 4 or 5 standard engine variants. So once you know 2 of them, you know them all

[unborn quail]

In the world I'm in now our Askvin are named after trucks and sportscars 😂

[soft totem]

If I could find a 90s Corolla in good shape I'd never run another car.

[soft totem]

Very true. Not bad to actually work on either.

[unborn quail]

Lol mine is 2013. But older cars are definitely much cheaper

[devout trout]

And I must say, the video reviews I've seen on the latest outback have me extremely impressed. It's the perfect balance between screens and tactile buttons on the dash

Btw, mind if I DM a short video of the hillbilly tow we did for the van earlier? @soft totem

[iron basin]

my old mom has a car that now has an extremely annoying ai assistant

[soft totem]

Go right ahead friend. Always love to see redneck shit.

[unborn quail]

Bc we have two cats that spend a lot of time on our property I definitely appreciate the newer cars that come with backup cameras lol

[iron basin]

might go for an old car just for no car to phone integrafion

[soft totem]

I love my Ranger cause the only power option is power steering. I have manual windows, door locks, and transmission.

[devout trout]

Video sent

My dad has a 95 ranger. That thing is unstoppable

[iron basin]

i'm scared about self driving cars because i dont think they have any training yet to avoid running over animals 😢

[soft totem]

They also still run over people and into stationary objects

[unborn quail]

Mine can connect but I never connect it lol. My phone on full volume is perfect for me

[waxen oak]

How would a self driving car solve the trolley problem

[unborn quail]

💔 they're not good at avoiding other things either. They still need a LOT of work to be safe or viable

[unborn quail]

I mean, presumably it would stop in time? 😂

[soft totem]

I think either everyone has to have a self driving vehicle or nobody should. You can never solve for human error.

[iron basin]

run over everyone

[waxen oak]

Transform into a flying auto bot, or what Kate said

[soft totem]

I want my Bladerunner flying car

[unborn quail]

I think everyone should still have to be in the driver's seat to do a manual override when the need arises

[soft totem]

Oh 100%. I just mean in terms of the car being able to account for what all the other cars are doing since they'd all be on a network.

[iron basin]

i'm waiting for great public transit 💔

trains and busses are baller

[soft totem]

Maglev trains would help alot. Japan has a one up on us for that.

Or take China's approach and put train tracks through mountains and buildings.

I live out in farm country so no public transport.

[iron basin]

for that we need very efficient and cheap electric cars

[soft totem]

I have my own issues with electric cars. They're not even close to being viable yet.

Maybe in a few decades they'll get the kinks worked out.

[iron basin]

i mean nothing good will come out of elon musk's stewardship

i'm hoping chinese electric cars will be very popul-focused

they're making big strides

[soft totem]

I meant more in terms of the draw on the power grid, but ya.

[iron basin]

admittedly solar energy almost everywhere is a pretty good idea

[soft totem]

Plus the cost of replacing the battery is the same as buying a whole new car.

[iron basin]

hopefully batteries will get cheaper yeah

[proven dagger]

For now an electric car still costs the environment more to make and you need to drive it like 50.000km before it is break even with a normal car for the environment.

[soft totem]

Here's hoping.

[scarlet kernel]

Heavy metal pollution

[soft totem]

Electric cars also have no soul

They're too sterile and have no personality.

[iron basin]

it's better than co2 emmissions and nuclear waste

wind power wouldve balled if it wasnt weak to lightning strikes

[scarlet kernel]

Over 90% of nuclear waste is recycled and rendered inert

[proven dagger]

Only after a good amount of driving, else it costs the environment more.

[soft totem]

Nuclear is actually one of the safest and cleanest forms of energy production. Just hard to sell personal nuclear reactors to people.

[iron basin]

i can imagine

[proven dagger]

Until it blows up or gets blown up, than we are in a world of trouble.

[soft totem]

Pretty sure they built a prototype of a nuclear car once in the 70s I think

It's a rare thing for them to go critical like that. The rigs and tanks on an oil field are not great if they explode either.

No solution is the fix all.

[scarlet kernel]

Wind is horrible for migratory bird species and reliance on the petroleum industry
Solar is horrible for its heavy metal pollution
Carbon is self explanatory
There is no good solution

[soft totem]

Gotta use multiple methods to mitigate the overall negatives.

They should just build Flinstones cars and call it job done.

[iron basin]

people have put serious thought into mass biking

[soft totem]

Cycling is awesome, just wish the dick heads would quit giving all of us a bad name lol

[proven dagger]

Yeah, so many cyclists using their phone, not yielding when they should, for the electrical ones going way too fast, ...

[soft totem]

It's how they don't seem to understand that the rules and laws of the road also apply to them. The number of cyclists that seem to think red lights and stop signs don't apply to them.

[proven dagger]

Exactly!

[soft totem]

Or how big groups of them will literally block an entire lane and not let anyone through.

[umbral fog]

Same here 😄 we got a Ford Galaxy and works like a charm. We mostly use the saying to make a bit of fun of close friends that do have fords even when there Is literally nothing wrong with them xD

[soft totem]

The Galaxies are wicked

If I could find a Mach 1 that wasn't 80% rust I'd be set

[devout trout]

I came really close to being able to buy my grandpa's '69 fastback

But my cousin got it since I didn't have enough money when he needed to sell it.

[soft totem]

At least it stayed in the family.

[devout trout]

Very true

[soft totem]

My Dad used to have a 1986 Mercury Colony Park station wagon. The engine seized on it so he scrapped it but I miss that car. 405 V8 under the hood and it could seat 12 lol

Navy blue with the wood panelling

[iron basin]

wood panelling in a car 🤔

that sounds "fire" 🔥

[soft totem]

It was on the outside

[unborn quail]

It's usually treated. And besides it looks epic

[waxen oak]

Anyone have a carpetted bathroom still? XD

[soft totem]

That thing was like driving an aircraft carrier.

[soft totem]

I've never had one but they're cursed.

[waxen oak]

We've been trolled by so many things

[umbral fog]

Who in their right mind would do a monstrosity like that? xD

[soft totem]

Ask anyone who lived through the 70s.

[waxen oak]

Key words are "right mind"

[soft totem]

It was a THING

Those bathrooms ALWAYS smelled like piss

[umbral fog]

Fortunately not where i am from apparently xD

[soft totem]

Lucky

[waxen oak]

People lobotimized their spouses, dont put anything past anyone

[soft totem]

Truth

Doctors used to prescribe heroin ffs lol

[waxen oak]

And tapeworms

And "coca"-cola 😂

[soft totem]

Leeches

"Diving the humors"

Justin Beiber

Humanity's made many mistakes

[waxen oak]

KIDS, MAGELLAN IS A LOT COOLER THAN JUST BIEBER!!!!!!!!!

[soft totem]

As a Canadian; I apologize for Justin. We should have dealt with that internally.

We tried to make up for it with Ryan Reynolds.

[waxen oak]

"As a canadian, i apologize." Classic.

My comment was a quote 😂

[soft totem]

Sorry eh?

[waxen oak]

THAT was your redemption???

[soft totem]

Also Jim Carrey

[waxen oak]

I accept the Carrey offering

[soft totem]

Didn't say it was good enough lol

I actually went to the same highschool as Jim Carrey. Lived in the same neighborhood too.

Not at the same time obviously lol

[waxen oak]

Could be, we have a pretty high average age here lol

[soft totem]

He had graduated before I started going there

I remember seeing his class photo in the auditorium hall

[unborn quail]

I am just now learning those people are Canadian 😭 🤣

[frail pond]

Nothing wrong with being Canadian. 🇨🇦

[unborn quail]

Never said there was I like my Canadian singers and actors

[waxen oak]

Yeah like Robin scherbatsky

[tulip mauve]

Feel that.

Not that I watched him much, but I moved into Penguinzero/MoistCriticals house when he moved out, and went to the same high-school as he did

[soft totem]

That's pretty sick

[tulip mauve]

I saw him gaming in his room one time during a house tour 🤭

[scenic wing]

That’s actually really cool

[tulip mauve]

Now I game in that room 😈

[soft totem]

Now you're the guy. You're Him.

https://tenor.com/view/winning-charliesheen-summer-win-won-gif-17974105

Damn it! Forgot I just send links.

[dusk spade]

#building-ideas message

does this need a roof ?

its for defensive wall

[regal vector]

No

[soft totem]

Looks really good. I'd leave it.

[regal vector]

Also grausten has such beautiful, textured structures, such a shame it’s in ashlands

[dusk spade]

Im playing survival

once you get the hang of ashlands you can get loads of it

[novel notch]

Blow up the bombs for easy grausten

[hasty birch]

Server muted me for @devs and say I love you ahahahaha

[hybrid fulcrum]

This is a fun and tolerant community

[dusk spade]

yeah also lava blobs helps

[storm anchor]

I recommend re-reading https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1202183135232802867 especially rule number 11.

[hasty birch]

Ohh I'm sorry

[mental geode]

Unless you don't like certain biome

[main sonnet]

Which one of the two?

[soft totem]

Went and re-read them cause you said that lol

[storm anchor]

Automod blocks most of those attempts which is why you were muted.
Appreciation for the game is always welcome tho.

[mental geode]

Mistlands or Ashlands

[soft totem]

Legoland

[main sonnet]

Lala land?

[soft totem]

I hate planking so much

[novel notch]

Reading is hard

Complaining is harder

[soft totem]

While I agree with your reasoning; I still hate planking lol

Also, what makes you think I can read?

[novel notch]

Different person

[soft totem]

Woops

[tardy vale]

Morgen gjall

[wraith lagoon]

Where do I go if I’m looking to play with people on Xbox?

[rugged stag]

#1024264966712340510 channel should have a thread or two of xbox players looking for other xboxers

[wraith lagoon]

So all I got a is a club I’m trying to hunt but it ain’t working out

[rugged stag]

oh? if there's not much activity in that particular thread/club then hopefully there's another thread which meets what you're after. If not, you can make your own thread and possibly have other players join your world/server

other than that reddit may have some you could find. Just have to search for a groip

[wraith lagoon]

I ment like hunt as in the game my bad

[rugged stag]

oh 😄

there's knives, spears, and bows you can craft early on which work well for hunting

[wraith lagoon]

Mmmmm

All I know is the club i don’t have anything else unlocked maybe I need to kill a deer first

[rugged stag]

For sure, picking up everything you can / killing mobs/animals for their materials will help to unlock recipes

[wraith lagoon]

Bet thank you I’ve killed the lizards but they ain’t give me anything so

[rugged stag]

trophy and food source from them

If you don't mind spoilers, you can use the wiki for any in-game questions:

https://valheim.fandom.com/wiki/Valheim_Wiki

[jade flint]

you can sneak up behind deer and 1shot them with the club 😎

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[tulip mauve]

I remember failing to oneshot deer quite often with flint axe

[umbral fog]

From sneak attack?

[misty reef]

anyone playing from south aisa?

[tough aspen]

wtf is that reaction joel

[unborn quail]

Seeing a repo mob reaction made me second guess which server I was in 😂

[unborn quail]

it's from the indie horror game REPO

[storm anchor]

Animal from R.E.P.O.

[tough aspen]

ok let me rephrase, more like why than what

[storm anchor]

I thought it would match the screaming deer.

[unborn quail]

I haven't played anything else much since I started Valheim. Might play repo again for the update coming out tomorrow

[vocal trout]

Lol the new news post and PTB is gonna make a lot of people rage

[crimson inlet]

All the buddies are ready for repo

But I don't want to play because they got so good at the game
They have like 200 hours
They go in and sweep up the whole room

[vocal trout]

I guess it was important to get the new save system out before DN

[storm anchor]

Those kind of games are maybe funnier when sucking more in them.

Like Lethal Company.

[crimson inlet]

That's exactly right

My friends now kill all enemies and make it to like floor 50

Barely any horror 😱

But funny clips do happen

[unborn quail]

the clips are the best part loll

[crimson inlet]

We have a lot hahah

[tulip mauve]

Yea. Prob a combination of bad weapon, low skill, and hard/vhard difficulty

[umbral fog]

Yeah i can imagine that combo would do it 😄 on normal it should pretty much always be insta kill. The exception maybe being if you simultaneously hit a tree or something.

[vocal trout]

I will now go to the store and buy ice cream.

[tulip mauve]

Bring me back a tub too, would ya?

That reminds me I went on a flight today with 2 pretty terrible meal, but 3 deserts that were all honestly pretty good

[vocal trout]

A bath tub

[tulip mauve]

Make it a bath tub full of ice cream

[crimson inlet]

I always skip flight meals
They're not worth it and it feels cumbersome 👀

I'd take snacks instead
And Emirates does breakfast sandwiches which are super nice, just a sandwich in a cardboard box

[gray crypt]

Morgen gjall

[umbral fog]

Then go away 😄

So you are saying with next update you will go away? 👀

[arctic torrent]

now now, be nice

[short lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-guy-relaxing-popcorm-popcorn-gif-26404903

[vocal trout]

GTA 6 release 19th November though?

[soft totem]

Someone woke up grumpy today.

[tough aspen]

hostility over a game you paid about a burger for few years ago and cost you nothing since is wild

[slender marlin]

yeh what a pity, username/pic would be 💯

[scenic wing]

Burger and fries, if you go to the right place

[tough aspen]

idk i don't eat burgers

[umbral fog]

At McDonalds here you could get a 6 piece nuggets, large fries and large drink with the app xD
-# I have been there last week after like a year and got exactly that xD

[slender marlin]

pizza and beer in a regular pizzeria, kebab and beercan when it's on sale 🤌

eheh imagine a nugget basket that lasts 1000, 2000, 3000 hours

[scenic wing]

Oh hey that’s not bad!

[storm anchor]

With the increased costs for fast food I would almost rather go proper restaurant to eat burger meal.
Although, I don't remember when I went to McDonalds last time.

[scenic wing]

I can’t even get a roller dog these days without feeling like I’m getting scammed on food lol

[slender marlin]

oh i knew hod dog, corn dog, TooMuchDogg... but never heard of roller dog , is it like in a wrap?

[rugged stag]

Iirc it's a robotic uber eats delivery "dog"

[iron basin]

to be serious:

a roller dog is just a hotdog that was kept hot on a roller

to be silly:
all hot dogs are wraps :p

[scenic wing]

LOL they’re just hot dogs cooked on a roller grill
A roller grill is basically a bunch of bars that roll and cook/warm cylindrical shaped food; hot dogs, sausages, taquitos, stuff like that.

The rolle-tier food is far from a delicacy lol

[iron basin]

burger hot dog sausage 🤤

[wide jungle]

Goooooood Morning 😊

[cursive mirage]

morning

[iron basin]

@scenic wing hey btw is it alright if i dm u rq?

[scenic wing]

Yeah, that’s fine

[iron basin]

[crimson inlet]

👂

[cursive mirage]

ear

[crimson inlet]

I'm listening in to dm
Keep quiet