general

[lime bane]

is there any updated roadmap for valheim ?

[tough aspen]

no roadmap

[lime bane]

after ashland how many more biom we gonna have ? 1 for ocean and another one for north right ?

[modest moth]

Yes (hopefully in that order)

#OceanShouldBeFirst

[drowsy imp]

Deep North is the only confirmed WIP biome left after Ashlands. We don't know what the plan is for ocean changes yet, if any

[lime bane]

whoever designed this game , i really hate you... since i played Valheim at initial release im in love with Survival games and stoped playing RTS

[lime bane]

oh no ocean

[marsh sentinel]

We don't know. There'll be something happening to the Ocean (probably) but it won't be like the other biome releases.

[woven ice]

Hi, is there any wallpaper version of this
Stream starting soon screen?

I really like the artwork

[drowsy imp]

Maybe one of the devs does~

[lime bane]

it would be nice if we cn build a base under water xD and even roam and fight under water

[marsh sentinel]

Pretty sure that's never going to happen.

[lime bane]

another question with ASHLAND release can we resume from previous save or you recommend a fresh start ?

[hardy girder]

they made an announcement on this i think lemme find it for u

yep

[marsh sentinel]

https://valheim.com/support/getting-ready-for-the-ashlands/

[hardy girder]

that yes

real

[rugged stag]

that was a fever dream

[marsh sentinel]

Yeah, well, we all saw it. At least it's not 3:30am this time.

[rugged stag]

Such is life. There's an AMA on next weekend for another game at 2 am my time

that ain't happening 💀

[hardy girder]

sabotage it

[modest moth]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/264710/Subnautica/

[snow forge]

Ask them "why do you have this at night".

[lucid ice]

The bees are happy

[echo yacht]

Are they ever unhappy?

[drowsy imp]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-caption-meme-snap-insane-gif-23429295

[undone patio]

new update has killer bees if you don't maintain the hive correctly?

[cloud merlin]

Yeah, for sure

[dim moss]

Good for them, they'll protect themselves from other hostiles

[cloud merlin]

Yeah they'll be able to shoot missiles

[dim moss]

Rip greydwarfs and greylings

[scenic wing]

I actually had to double check the news, because I saw it at like 3:00am (was awake to take care of my baby) but I was obviously tired, and I’m also sick. So when I got up this morning, I had to make sure I wasn’t having a fever dream lol

[rugged stag]

Hmm?

[dapper hedge]

mmmmh ^^

Moin everyone 🙂

[cloud merlin]

Next week your name is going to be TooMuchBaby

[scenic wing]

I’m already toomuchbaby- even just one is a lot of work 😅

[lunar musk]

well Smiffe has said that there will be an update for it, but they don't know how small/big it will be until they get around to it

[alpine jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-gif-4679601

[grave vine]

[drowsy glade]

So the PTB.

When the PTB comes out, if we play the ptb content on our existing world and then the full update releases... will our world keep everything we did in ptb?

[quaint magnet]

i assume so...

was the same in mistlands

[drowsy glade]

Didn't know cuz I hadn't played the ptb for mistlands.

When you played PTB for mistlands, did they change anything from the ptb upon full release? If so did it mess with anything?

[modest moth]

https://valheim.com/support/getting-ready-for-the-ashlands

[quaint magnet]

na, ptb already has all in it, so u just glide into final at the end

but its always wise to read the getting rdy and do backups

[drowsy glade]

I asked this question after reading that article

[modest moth]

Shortest possible answer:

Don't explore current ashlands

And more importantly, don't build in the borders of current ashlands

[azure geode]

just pretend the ashlands dont even exist, until they exist

[hard iron]

And if you use the PTB, make backups beforehand in case they end up discovering any endemic POI or whatever generation bugs, like happened with the last PTB and dungeons

[pearl orchid]

https://imgur.com/a/7rZATxD
AI upscaled 4x. I think it did a pretty good job. Original 1280x720 now 5120x2880

[drowsy glade]

I asked this question after reading that article

[ivory mist]

hello

1 question is the game worth nolifing?

[craggy bridge]

Personnaly i only play valheim

[dense abyss]

This discord shows 43000 people so I feel that's a fair metric for your question.

[ivory mist]

aight ill consider it

[hard iron]

That's 43000 online. There are 130K+ members.

[dense abyss]

Whoa.

[drowsy glade]

So the PTB will allow us to play ashlands on our current world and we SHOULD be able to keep all our PTB progress upon full release (gathered materials, built structures, explored areas) but its possible there could be issues if they make a major update so we should prepare by saving a backup?

[quaint magnet]

perfectly summoned up

[drowsy glade]

Do we need to do anything in advance to be able to play the ptb?

[hard iron]

Nothing specific, but if you go to id:customize you can add yourself as a tester role and get access to the channels where we chat about that and that have instructions for accessing it, etc.

[drowsy glade]

id:customize?

[hard iron]

Add yourself to the public tester (and any other roles you want)

[drowsy glade]

Looked for a channel with that name and I dont see it, sorry if Im missing something obvious here

[hard iron]

Are you on mobile? You need to go to the "Channels and Roles" section of the server and add yourself to the roles you want

[drowsy glade]

Yes

Will look there thanks

[gloomy rock]

Oh that’s new

I hadn’t seen that customize thing on discord yet

[drowsy imp]

It's a new feature for community servers like this one

Fairly recent change, we used it to overhaul onboarding after the hack

[flint apex]

Just clarifying, the alrdy made ashlands content is not out with the public test?

But it will be monday, with the gameplay footage?

Just so hype for this update, want anyway to play it early 😂

[drowsy imp]

All we know is that the trailer is in Monday

Nothing ashlands is in PTB at this time (in fact I don't think there's an active PTB currently)

But it will come there first before live branch

And as always, live branch release will happen during this first half of the year

[void flint]

Could be different, but for a reference, Mistland's PTB patch to Live patch was a two week interval

[umbral fog]

Well there is not really any reliable way to tell how long it will be in ptb, depends on the ammount of bugs and errors that are found 🙂

[mild mauve]

I foresee no bugs in your future 🙌🙏

[umbral fog]

Then you should look again, i plan to make new world for ashlands which means i will once again go to mistlands 😛

[mild mauve]

I foresee no insectoids 🙏

[modest moth]

I guess two weeks minimum. And I'd be surprised if it's live release before that.

But it's hard to know without knowing the degree of buginess during testing.

So a better guess is just "weeks"

[umbral fog]

At least days, probably weeks, hopefully not months 😄

[gray haven]

Depends on what the players find and how difficult it is to fix, as always

[fast trout]

It'll hit the ptb and be so smooth, it'll basically launch itself.

[radiant walrus]

Like some good irish butter

[cursive elk]

Like a warm knife through warm butter.

[fast trout]

And now I need some warm, buttered bread.

It'll be just as delicious and comforting as the Ashlands, I'm sure.

[cursive elk]

And warm cheese... and tomatoes... and a lettuce leaf or two...

[dense abyss]

I'm excited to play with the fire mechanic. I accidentally burnt down half of a minecraft house literally playing with fire and it's one of the funniest gaming moments I've had in a bit. It just kept getting worse and I just kept laughing harder.

[gray haven]

awesome! hopefully we can have it ready for PTB some time before the end of june.

[fleet breach]

Same

😭

[flint apex]

Don't know how you guys keep topping each update. Crazy

Insane that this game is less than 2 GBs and its probably the best game in history, lol

[fleet breach]

Now history is crazy
Good game tho

[gray haven]

wow, thanks! you have not played ashlands yet tho... he he... he...

[deep geyser]

are you also from sweden?

[fleet breach]

My friend I think all the devs are in Sweden

[deep geyser]

yeah thats what I was wondering

[flint apex]

from what ive seen youve already blown me away. fire mechanics? moving lava terrain? huge run down fortresses? actualy crazy

[gray haven]

A swedish Kiwi

[flint apex]

the armor

The weapons, THE SERPENT !!!

[gray haven]

all Irongate devs are swedish

[modest moth]

It's a small Swedish company so guess what that implies

[gray haven]

serpent is mid tho.. hehe. might need some more love

[flint apex]

nah that thing scary asf. my opinion is you should make it bigger though XD

[modest moth]

Confirmed that the bonemaw is actually weaker than current serpent

[flint apex]

i love huge scary sea monsters, especially with the waves in this game

[deep geyser]

still doesnt mean that they are all from sweden automatically

[gray haven]

you say that now but.. well.. we will see

[modest moth]

It literally does mean that

[deep geyser]

no?

They could easily hire a programmer that does it from like africa

[modest moth]

They're less than 15 devs, it's a small indie studio...

[gray haven]

this is true

[flint apex]

This is also what I'm saying. less than 15 devs and this good of a game? how

[deep geyser]

im in computer science I know the power of working from home lol

[gray haven]

all thanks to Alldaddy Richard, best of the best

[cursive elk]

With love and affection. And maybe the occasional blood eagle sacrifice.

[hard iron]

It works, but paying people internationally as a job gets messy. I WFH but I can't go international and do it 😉

[mild mauve]

🙌

[deep geyser]

feel free to hire me after I finish college

[gray haven]

you feel free to hire me after you finish collage!!

[modest moth]

Hiring someone from a whole different country and continent while the entire rest of the team is from the same country and most even from the same city seems like a very inefficient management plan

[deep geyser]

no I wanna work on valheim

[mild mauve]

Nuh uh

[deep geyser]

and get big bucks for it

[gray haven]

rude 😄

joking

[flint apex]

How many hours yall got on valheim? I'm at 665

[deep geyser]

im at 14...

[cursive elk]

550 or so?

[gray haven]

5 ish

[crimson inlet]

450

[cursive elk]

Those are rookie numbers.

You gotta pump those numbers up!

[gray haven]

they dont call me Noob for nothin

[hard iron]

Steam tells me I have 1200 or so

[frosty walrus]

I don't know exactly because I previously played on xbox and I can't see my xbox hours for certain games, but probably somewhere between 600-800 including steam hours

203 on steam

[cursive elk]

Wait, you have it on both Xbox and Steam?!

[flint apex]

True valheim super fan

[frosty walrus]

I played on xbox game pass then bought it on steam

[gray haven]

so.. friday huh?

[mild mauve]

🦵

[flint apex]

yeah. good day to unexpectedly drop the ashlands update, right?

[gray haven]

that was very unexpected... we had no idea tbh..

such is the ways of Oden

[cursive elk]

Odin? Or is it supposed to be Oden?

[mild mauve]

Oden

[gray haven]

well, in sweden we do say Oden

[mild mauve]

Odenheimer 🤔

[dense abyss]

He just stands and stares with his one eye. And occasionally uploads youtube videos. The gods can be so capricious that way.

[deep geyser]

guess what we call him in Slovenia...

[cursive elk]

Bob?

[gray haven]

so Oden to do something like that

[deep geyser]

how did you know that

[gray haven]

hmhm Brodin?

[dense abyss]

In the states will call him Bruhdin.

[cursive elk]

I am a man of culture.

[gray haven]

haha

[dense abyss]

I know, right? Never change O-man. Seriously though, it looks like he never changes, them clothes and hat are lookin kinda raggedy.

[empty parrot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/847205730929999949/889503382698614824/2_5420618708919780782-1.gif

https://tenor.com/view/leslie-jordan-leslie-belly-dancing-belly-dance-dancing-gif-25526487

[gray haven]

Hobodin

[ocean hound]

O.O

[fast trout]

Maybe he doesn't want to do the quests for Hildir?

[tough aspen]

Grimmcore is typing stuff, wow 😮

[ocean hound]

The art man is here

Quick grab him and make him draw us memes

[gray haven]

sometimes it happens

What is best in life?

[hard iron]

I'm gonna go with Conan's answer. Or a nice pilsner on a summer day, it's really a toss up.

[gray haven]

Unreal engine 5 on a saturday and no chores in sight....

[mild mauve]

I foresee chores

[gray haven]

I am afraid I must agree... I too foresee... chores....

[deep geyser]

I dont do chores because im a bad boy

[gray haven]

what!!! this is MADNESS!!

[mild mauve]

I sentence you to the brig

[deep geyser]

im playing your amazing game instead, show some gratitude

[gray haven]

ok... but Krampus sees you....

he sees all

[deep geyser]

who is krampus??

[ocean hound]

Krampus confirmed for Ashlands

[mild mauve]

🧑‍🎄

[deep geyser]

I have like 15 hours in Valheim im clueless

[gray haven]

well, I have 5 ish, so you and me both

[deep geyser]

do you actually have 5 hours

I dont believe you at all

[fast trout]

He's the guy that'll be bringing you coal in December for skipping your chores.

[hard iron]

He's got more time in his IDE than gameplay hours 😛

[deep geyser]

cant even tell is hes being sarcastic or not

[gray haven]

I have a 5k plus? something? dont remember

[deep geyser]

💀

must be nice

[gray haven]

kinda

[fast trout]

Probably not quite as much fun when it's also your job, hey?

[deep geyser]

I think it would be quite the opposite

[ocean hound]

Do you have the entire height map memorized at this point? Like do you know exactly where you are when you start a new map?

[gray haven]

tbh, I still love Valheim after 5 years of development. I still dont get bored of it 5 days a week, planning, designing, doing concept art and models. problem solving. Still finding cool places to build, knowing that we can add even more cool stuff in the future. working with great people, storyboarding the brikk animated trailers. I love my job and I love the game I work on. it is pretty sweet

[keen veldt]

That's really great to hear 🙂

[drowsy imp]

With the current state of the gaming industry at large, it's relieving to watch the indie studios that still enjoy the craft like y'all clearly do.

[dense abyss]

The Brikk trailers are one of my favorite aspects of your releases. They're really fun.

[drowsy imp]

Restores some hope in humanity~

[gleaming lance]

My friends and I recently discussed if we only had one game we could play for the rest of our lives it would be valheim.

[gray haven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1045672982300852230/1209043657034829824/UltraNod.gif

[dense abyss]

The H&H one where he battles Moder and goes on that epic trek across land and sea... perfect storytelling.

[gray haven]

that is a very sweet thing to say, thank you!

[ocean hound]

It’s weird that I get more hype, more fun, more satisfaction out of Valheim than I do world of Warcraft which I’ve played since I was 12 and basically made my childhood. Like this small indie dev team has made a game better than a multi billion dollar corp.

Money≠art

[tough aspen]

Don't listen to them, they're much grumpier usually and they're sucking up now

(is a joke)

[vernal kayak]

Lol

[dense abyss]

Yeah come summertime we'll be cursing making questionable assertions about peoples' heritage. You know us pretty well.

[tough aspen]

Yall aren't so nice when it's just Smiffe around just saying

[keen veldt]

It's kinda like when Dad finally comes home and the kids are on their best behavior

[gray haven]

hahaha

[gleaming lance]

We got an update. We chillin...speakin of chilling, whens deep north? 🥶

[hard iron]

stop crying, don't tell dad I hit you. I'll give you a popsicle later

[gray haven]

ah the Deep North... wait? the phone is ringing? they want to talk to me now?

oh damnit, seems as tho I need to go

[gleaming lance]

Dad going out for smokes again 😭

[umbral fog]

We don't even have a date of ashlands ptb and you want Deep North? XD

[gleaming grove]

I already told everyone that I am gone when Ashlands drop

[gray haven]

before june 😉

[tough aspen]

[gray haven]

there we go

[gleaming grove]

Grimmcore is teasing us

22.04 is before June

[umbral fog]

Wait... Before June or before the end of June 😛 those are two very different things

[gray haven]

who know how Brodin decides these tings...

[gleaming grove]

Odyn in Poland, he a bro tho

[gray haven]

yeah his juju be everywhere

[gleaming grove]

Odyn appearing in ashlands should have his robe lit on fire

[umbral fog]

We say Ódin 😄

[gray haven]

we say Pelle

[tough aspen]

You play WoW and it shows

[gleaming grove]

Nah

I have like 10 hours on free trial to get a skin in Hearthstone

Buuuut, I keep up with the lore, I love it more than playing it

[gray haven]

didnt they... stab that world?... and nothing really happned?

[tough aspen]

It's yet to happen

[gray haven]

I mean.. if we stabbed Valheim.. you would.. feel it

[snow forge]

Isn't that what we do when we pickaxe the ground?

[keen veldt]

I'm pretty sure some cultists in Sithilus felt it

[gleaming grove]

Our dearest dev for sure has atleast 1 more fun spoiler photo from ashlands

[snow forge]

Tiny stabs.

[gleaming grove]

For Pelle

[gray haven]

haha for Pelle, let me check

hmm, nope, they all to spolilery and job threatening

[gleaming grove]

Well Azeroth started to bleed azerite, and now calls for help

[gleaming grove]

Then maybe something we have alrewdy seen but from different perpective

[gray haven]

I just imagine with that huge sword... got really stuck in... should atleast the planet be.. hurdeling away or something 😄

stick a spear in Valheim and we will see what happens

Gungnir...

[gleaming lance]

Who's the head of the dev team ?

[gray haven]

I am

[gleaming grove]

From my experience, when you throw a spear, you never find it, atleast in the mountains

[gusty hazel]

Giant sword stabbing ashlands confirmed you heard it here folks

[gleaming grove]

You say we are getting something alike to gungir?

[gray haven]

no I meant more like, Oden throwing his spear at Valheim, impaling the world... that would impact the world greatly

[umbral fog]

I think Ódin would not like if we took his walking stick 😄

[gleaming grove]

If he could do that he wouldn't send us for the forsaken

[gusty hazel]

Sorry I was just being facetious

[hardy girder]

woah its like terraria

[gray haven]

no, sorry, I am supose to be working on something and I am procrastinating huge

haha

[umbral fog]

so thats why you talk to us 😄 we are just a distraction

[keen veldt]

I'll take it

[gray haven]

the truth must out!!!

yes... a very cool distraction

[gusty hazel]

Gotta let your brain rest from time to time anyways

[gray haven]

it's friday evening, so it's not valheim anyways 😄

[drowsy nimbus]

I'm reading about the oden and all I can see is the japanese dish and the one piece character named after that :D

[umbral fog]

awww thats nice 😄 i already wanted to post something in the lines of: "😭 now we are sad" 😄

[oblique plover]

thats why i'm here everyday instead of concentrate on work 😅

[keen veldt]

Yeah, this place is a great work distraction.

[simple dawn]

Honestly this is super wholesome to hear and its definitely noticed how much care translates into valheim by the team

[drowsy nimbus]

the game is not that old but it's so nostalgic :D

[gray haven]

thank you! it's very cheesy to say this but.. it's for all the players aswell. it stopped being our game when we released it, it's your game. but it's our duty to keep giving Valheim love in the form of content.

... and we take our sweet ass time making it.... or so I have been told 😄 hahaha

Deep north... 2077

[umbral fog]

you take as long as you need guys 😄 we will be here waiting even if it would be another 5 years or more

[gray haven]

1.0 is not that far away now...

[keen veldt]

Well, you know - when you love a game you can get impatient.

[umbral fog]

oh i know 😄 we will be patiently waiting nontheless

[simple dawn]

Honestly, it really isn't that far away. -- I honestly don't mind because it feels like an MMO getting updates and it feels really hype to get another piece of cake/dessert i.e: the Hildir's Quest, before major biomes

[gleaming lance]

Yeah tbh I'll be kinda sad when the game is "complete" cause i look forward to every update

[simple dawn]

^

[drowsy nimbus]

for the past ~6 months me and my friend are craving next valheim update, we are checking the steam and twitter everyday for any kind of information when will it be available

[quaint magnet]

👀 Grimmcore is here

[gray haven]

well.. I still want to do.. Sandheim... Underheim... Nightmares (dream dungeons)... Elite locations...Wildlife update... ingame board game with pieces you collect..... Weapon overhaul..... Bloodmoon and moon phases... and much much more...

[keen veldt]

Yeah, it's clearly not intentional but I do know quite a few people who view each biome release as an "expansion". Its kind of mincing words a bit I suppose, but in the end the result will be the same. The game will be done, and no more "expansions" 😛

[flint apex]

Wondering the progression for deepnorth and ashlands, are they both the same tier? Or is one higher than the other

[hard iron]

ValGwent confirmed by Grimm

[gray haven]

you know it!

[quaint magnet]

u know where to find us grimm 🙂

[simple dawn]

Yee, I've been playing FFXIV for a long time and it kinda feels that way when games are still in early access

[gray haven]

Deep north is what you need to progress after Ashlands, it will be a place that is more difficult than ashlands

[gray haven]

is it secret talky talk time?

[quiet oriole]

More difficult is welcome

[keen veldt]

Smiffe is cool and all, but Grimm should stop by more often 😉

[tough aspen]

Wow

[simple dawn]

Poor Smiffe

[keen veldt]

What? 😛

[gleaming grove]

I still hope for more primordial biome, not just deep north

[gray haven]

well, it was actually super nice being able to to sit down and talk with you all. Whatever the lands of Ash may bring. I hope you manage to defeat what you find there.

[distant urchin]

spill them beans~

[quaint magnet]

ofc

[tough aspen]

I hear something about you and tomorrow, can you confirm vaguely

[gray haven]

oh yeah? it's my birthday 😄

[gleaming grove]

Your most trusted lieutenants are here

[tough aspen]

Me too!

[radiant walrus]

Going feral waiting for Dawntrail

[gray haven]

WHAT!? niiiiiice

I never get to talk to someone that has the same birthday date!

[radiant walrus]

Happy Birthday!

[tough aspen]

Tomorrow rsm!

[quaint magnet]

i know 😛

[gleaming grove]

Happy birthday then, If you aren't here tommorow, best of luck in the future!

[simple dawn]

Happy birth!!

[quaint magnet]

was a trigger warning

^^

[lavish gazelle]

Same. I’m just waiting for Yokai event to come out to grind for mounts

[gray haven]

haha

[simple dawn]

Double same

[tough aspen]

The only other one i know is dead so 😋

[radiant walrus]

Oh right I need to schedule a sobbing session for lack of Sage and Reaper weapons.

[gray haven]

did.. you also know... Hitler... shares our birthday?...

[keen veldt]

Happy early birthday to both of you

[gray haven]

it sucks

[lavish gazelle]

You and me both :( I main reaper too

[tough aspen]

Yes, hence! I've known since I was a kid

[gleaming grove]

Atelast its not forgetable

[keen veldt]

tomorrow is a date palindrome 😛

[lavish gazelle]

I’m surprised how many FF14 enjoyers there are here

[umbral fog]

Happy early birthday to you both Sam and Grimm 😄 i will be back tomorrow to congratulate on the proper day also

[scarlet veldt]

So reading between the lines. Ocean will be after Deep North? 🥹

[simple dawn]

I'm a sage secondary, so I'm big mad too

[soft estuary]

lmfao

[hard iron]

I prefer the 420 connotation of 🌿 myself for that date 😉

[gray haven]

okok, I shall leave you to it!!! I have a date with Lord Reto

[simple dawn]

Mecha serpents 🐍

[gray haven]

good evening! good day!

[quaint magnet]

👋

[keen veldt]

@umbral fog I kinda made it up, but its a date that is the same forwards and backwards. 4202024...hence a date palindrome 😛

[umbral fog]

oh, well it didnt make sense to me since i use the dd/mm/yyyy format XD sorry

[keen veldt]

oh right

I always forget about that

[umbral fog]

yeah, we both forgot other formats exist

[keen veldt]

My birthday is easy cause it works both ways. I was born on 10/10 🙂

[quaint magnet]

ten out of ten 😄

full score

[umbral fog]

XD nice date

[keen veldt]

Multi-cultural compatible birthday

[quaint magnet]

one of my friends has 22/11/66

[umbral fog]

i am sure somebody will have 11/22/33 eventualy 😄 they would have to be from america for it to work tho

[fleet breach]

What about 1/2/3
After the new calender comes out(post apocalypse)

[keen veldt]

I wonder how many people were born on 10/10/10

[umbral fog]

i mean, that can be date even now XD

[umbral fog]

at least a few i would say 😄

[fleet breach]

Nah it'd be 03 or something

For 2103

[umbral fog]

oh well...

[umbral fog]

or just 2003 😉

[fleet breach]

No!!!!!!!

[umbral fog]

why 😄

[fleet breach]

I failed to think of the closer date

[umbral fog]

XDD

[keen veldt]

So like... back before 2000, we'd write dates like '95 or whatever... and year 2000 and on I'd write the full date... at least for a while. Not even sure when I started short-handing the date again. Just felt wrong to me to write 00 or even like 05

I dunno if anyone else old as me has had a similar experience or not 😛

[umbral fog]

i dont remember that time so i had no problem 😄

[keen veldt]

yeah, clearly dating myself here - but it is what it is 🙂

I think the whole Y2K thing, at least for me, was a part of that lol

Which I'm now like...crap... do I need to explain that? Ugh.

[unique berry]

did the gameplay trailer give an idea on when Ashlands should be releasing?

[oblique plover]

we don't know yet

the trailer premiers on monday

[unique berry]

oh, cool.
monday may be the day the devs actually tell us somthing about the update's scheduel

[keen veldt]

That would be a reasonable expectation, sure.

[unique berry]

a reasonable one

[azure geode]

there also is the possibility that its like with the mistlands and it releases with the gameplay trailer

i dont care when it comes out im just happy that we are close

[deep geyser]

so new biome means new stuff right

[upper gate]

the math is mathing on that one

[deep geyser]

Thats funny because I failed math last year

[autumn hornet]

Too much valheim

[hard iron]

They've promised at least 50 new building pieces, all the new enemies and stuff that've been teased

[deep geyser]

Too much doing nothing at all

[autumn hornet]

Should have done gaming

And work

[deep geyser]

Well that was also a thing but yeah

[keen veldt]

Oh yeah? I missed that - dang. That's a lot of new building pieces.

[autumn hornet]

So hype

[deep geyser]

no

[autumn hornet]

No it's good for you

[deep geyser]

I hate math with a passion

[autumn hornet]

No it's fun

[deep geyser]

Its not

[autumn hornet]

I <3 integrals

[deep geyser]

I hate them so much

[autumn hornet]

Nooo!!!

[azure geode]

cant wait for all of them to cost iron

[gleaming lance]

Math is fun n useful up to a point...

[autumn hornet]

xd they would 100% do that

[gleaming lance]

Gonna run outta crypts😭

[azure geode]

math is fun up to the point where you realize that you will never need that one annoying topic

[deep geyser]

Elementary school stuff... anything further is a complete waste of time

[keen veldt]

Well, when you do nothing I suppose it is

[autumn hornet]

Kid named PID controls

[deep geyser]

Im not planning on doing a job that requires high level math

[keen veldt]

I hope not lol

[deep geyser]

Im too dumb anyways

[autumn hornet]

Electrician and elevator installation jobs are in high demand and pay well

It is your time.

[azure geode]

cant wait to reactivate my slave camp; i mean, cooperative iron mining association

[deep geyser]

When I had an IQ test I scored a tad above average which is suprising since I barely pass my classes but its true I study close to never

[gleaming lance]

Elevator tech? I heard it has high and low demands

[autumn hornet]

I love valheimming but none of my friends hop on to mine so we don't have any iron

[gleaming lance]

IQ is mostly just pattern recognition

[autumn hornet]

Trade jobs in general are rising in demand since they've got a bad rep for no reason

[deep geyser]

Yeah im not gonna lie at the end I was guessing a bit

[azure geode]

well its not slave labor if you think about it they just work for their own armor

[gleaming lance]

They were in high demand 20 years ago too lol

More so for plumbing iirc

[autumn hornet]

Mfw we share chests

And they always want iron gear

[azure geode]

haha we dont need to because they have no possesions

[deep geyser]

Im gonna go in computer science then possibly get a masters degree in cyber security if I dont change my mind

[autumn hornet]

Smart feller!!

[keen veldt]

you wanna go into computer science when you hate math so much? oof.

[gleaming lance]

Lol yeep. Our world has hard death penalty where you lose stuff you didn't have equipped... The amount of atgeirs and pick axes that had to be remade must've been like 6 crypts worth

[azure geode]

also there are always food problems

[deep geyser]

I have math only in the first year

Then no more

[azure geode]

so one day i just made a 500x500 meter barley field or so and went fishing

[keen veldt]

That's kinda shocking, most CS programs require at least 2 years of calculus

[autumn hornet]

Barley so reallll

[deep geyser]

Yeah well im not from the US so no idea

[autumn hornet]

This sounds awful

I would be really sad and cry

[azure geode]

well cant wait to build barad dur in the ashlands for whatever we must gather there

[keen veldt]

Still, CS is very... mathy in a way. Just in how you work through writing code... you kind of take a similar approach you would to solving math problems. At least I do, I dunno.

[autumn hornet]

Really real and awesome

[deep geyser]

What kind of job do you have?

[hard iron]

Ditto. My degree is officially in math, with an emphasis on computer science

[keen veldt]

I'm a software engineer

[deep geyser]

Oof

Im not even a huge fan of programming

What have I done

[hard iron]

But there's a difference between computer science and programming. CS is deep into to logic and algorithms, programming is just implementing it.

[deep geyser]

Yall making me sweaty

[gleaming lance]

I think everyone should work for 4 years before committing to taking school for 4 years. You can try a lot of things and get a better idea of what you wanna do. Plus a better work ethic.

[dense abyss]

I think programming is far more about understanding abstraction than anything else.

[deep geyser]

I literally have no idea what to do in life I just like being on my pc so I chose computer science💀

[keen veldt]

At a higher level, yes - I would agree

[gleaming lance]

Yeah well, realistically you're gonna have to work lol

[deep geyser]

I guess its still better to bust my ass off programming than some minimum wage crap

[keen veldt]

I think at a fundamental level though - its breaking up complex ideas into simple statements for a computer

[dense abyss]

Even at the lowest level. The NAND gate is an abstraction of the transistor. The half-adder is an abstraction of the NAND gate. <insert lots of layers>. The CPU instruction is the abstraction of all those little things in concert.

[hard iron]

There are a ton of things you can do with computers that are not programming and computer science. If you don't find it fun to dig into problems, you're going to have a lot of struggles with programming.

[gleaming lance]

Idk you so don't take offense...From what it sounds like though, you don't want to work, so will you even work hard on your studies? Cause if you're lazy with that you won't succeed, and won't get a high paying job and likely end up working min wage anyway

[deep geyser]

I dont mind a little programming but I definetely dont want it as my main daily task

[keen veldt]

yeah, I think you need to understand both well... the abstractions and the details

[deep geyser]

I will work...

[keen veldt]

well, to be honest if you get into cyber security - I don't think programming would be a focus. But I think you need to understand it cause they go together a lot

[dense abyss]

I think a person has to understand the role of the jump instruction to really understand cybersecurity. There are a lot of facets of cybersecurity between code and networking but they share a lot of concepts.

[keen veldt]

but its still mathy.. I mean start looking into encryption and stuff... yikes

[deep geyser]

It is what it is

[gleaming lance]

Do you like mechanical stuff at all? Cars n trucks and heavy equipment? Cause I think a good introduction would be working as a parts tech. There is schooling available for high paying jobs but many jobs don't require it and you're on a computer looking stuff up

[crimson inlet]

This doesn't feel like the right place for this kind of advice 💀
You should consult people around you
No offense to those giving advice

[deep geyser]

No...

[keen veldt]

I only give my perspective as a software engineer 🙂

[deep geyser]

I dont want to be a mechanic

[gleaming lance]

It's not a mechanic. It's the techy guy getting stuff for the mechanics. I used to do it and was pretty good

[deep geyser]

Ill see through college

I actually quite like 3D modeling though

[crimson inlet]

Consult actual people

[deep geyser]

I have ALOT to learn still though

[keen veldt]

I think programming and auto repair have a lot in common

[deep geyser]

Im not asking for advice can you stop

[crimson inlet]

Alright ✍️

[deep geyser]

Its just general channel so I just talk about whatever

[crimson inlet]

True, but that's not what I mean
If it's just banter go for it ✍️

[deep geyser]

My dad is actually a programmer so yeah I got it covered

[gleaming lance]

Yea I'm just giving my 2c I wish someone gave me cuz I didn't use my schooling at all 😂

[deep geyser]

How old are you if I may ask?

[keen veldt]

I'm mostly self taught, but I did get a degree in CS cause I felt like I needed it at the time. Not so sure anymore

[deep geyser]

Well you are probably way smarter than me so makes sense

[gleaming lance]

I'm mid thirties

[deep geyser]

What kind of job do you have now?

[keen veldt]

I don't know about that. I just enjoy programming - I did it as a hobby when I was a kid for fun to learn how to make games before I decided to do it as a career

[deep geyser]

Yeah you do remember the stuff you like pretty easily

[keen veldt]

I mean if you don't enjoy it, you're going to struggle with it - like anything. I don't think how smart you are has anything to do with it

[deep geyser]

I forget all code lines so fast its frustrating

I only did HMTL and some c++ so far tho so basic stuff

[gleaming lance]

Well right now I'm a contractor for a city. Before that I was a park ranger lol. I just do whatever

[keen veldt]

I cannot grasp a lot of networking concepts, cause I don't find it that interesting so it just doesn't stick with me

[deep geyser]

Ill probably try to get 3D modeling going as its currently the most interesting thing for me right now

Regarding computers

[keen veldt]

If you find it interesting, you should definitely pursue it.

[gleaming lance]

I'm good at networking with people. It's more who you know than what you know

[keen veldt]

Very true...

[hard iron]

If it's a worthwhile CS degree and not just a coding camp, learning about the algorithms and complexity and such has served me well as a professional, made me a better programmer.

[deep geyser]

im not very experienced with it yet because I dont find time for it right now though, but definetely when im in college in a few months

Ill pick a 3d modeling class aswell

[keen veldt]

Yeah, I just feel like I could have gotten that info out of a few classes or books rather than going to school for 4 years 😛

[hard iron]

I've worked with a ton of self taught cowboys that caused tons of problems. I'll bet you picked up more than you think 😉

[umbral fog]

i mean if you like 3D modeling you could try to get into CNC machining, but well, you said you dont want to be a mechanic which i guess means you want to work mainly using your head not much hands on 😄 which is completly fine ofc

[keen veldt]

Yeah the only way to know is to just try it out. And while you're working on things, just pay attention to how you feel when you're working on it. If you find yourself losing track of time cause you're so into it, that's a good sign you should stick with it.

[deep geyser]

Man I wouldnt mind working with my strong hands but we will see haha

[deep geyser]

Very very true

[gleaming lance]

I just can't fathom doing the same thing your whole life.... I get bored way too quickly.

[deep geyser]

Yeah that concerns me but atleast 3D modeling is very creative

[keen veldt]

I've run into CS grads who have no idea what they're doing either and self-taught people who put me to shame. I really don't think my CS degree means anything other than I paid a lot of money to go to school lol

[zealous anchor]

i get depressed once i start thinking of doing the same thing for the next 50 or 60 years

[keen veldt]

I would say that's a sign you're doing the wrong thing

[gleaming lance]

Only problem I forsee with artistic stuff is Ai.. It's already cost a lot of vfx artists their jobs

[deep geyser]

I mentioned the fact I have hyperhidrosis before

I just dont want a job that requires writing on paper since my hands are often sweating

[gleaming lance]

Then don't! Money isn't everything.. Once I accepted that I became a lot happier. I'll work for one or two years then travel somewhere and do something completely different. Love it

[keen veldt]

If you're doing work you love, it doesn't feel like work

[deep geyser]

Yeah... thats why im probably gonna get a masters in something AI cant really do just incase

[gleaming lance]

Only time I love workingis is when I got a new job

[marsh sentinel]

Eh, there's an AI backlash coming fairly soon. I wouldn't worry about it. It's a means to an end like any other tool.

[deep geyser]

I forgot to mention I dont want a job that requires me to work with customers directly

[keen veldt]

Yeah, I certainly have jobs I didn't enjoy - for different reasons - but I've always enjoyed programming and the problem solving aspects that come with it. I don't get tired of it

[deep geyser]

Im being picky af but it is what it is

[gleaming lance]

Programming doesn't make any sense to me... How does the computer understand code

[keen veldt]

AI is horribly misunderstood. It's just another buzz. The whole craze around it bores me

[deep geyser]

Programming bothers me because I cant remember code for the sake of my life

[keen veldt]

What people refer to AI is not even really AI. We're such a long ways off from AI

[drowsy imp]

Nobody really memorizes code

[deep geyser]

Yeah but if you enjoy programming you remember alot

[drowsy imp]

Sometimes, but not always~

[keen veldt]

My memory often sucks, I don't know what you're talking about lol

[marsh sentinel]

Nah, you'll remember the stuff you do every day, everything else you learn to look up really quickly and efficiently.

[deep geyser]

Hmmm alright

[drowsy imp]

Ain't no shame in bodging code from StackExchange to solve the very specific problem whatever you're working has, as long as it works

[keen veldt]

So - one big mistake is to look at someone who's been programming for 10+ years and assume you need to get to where they are right away. It's a process and it takes time

[deep geyser]

Ill get hired and all ill do is copy and paste code from the internet or sum

[drowsy imp]

Just like every other coder in the industry~

[deep geyser]

sounds good then

If I succeed in 3D modeling tho Valheim devs should feel free to hire me

I live close enough to sweden

[fast trout]

@tough aspen 🥳🎂

[tough aspen]

Awwwww how sweet of you ❤️

[oblique plover]

@tough aspen happiest birthday, my lovely fellow shieldmaiden! 🩷 hope you have a fabulous day! 😊

[tough aspen]

Thank you so much 🌸💕

[modest moth]

Happy birthday!

[broken tiger]

If you like money but don't really have a technical profession in mind, sales is very good.

[modest moth]

Wait, your birthday is on 20th of April? Or is there some timezone differences at play?

[tough aspen]

20th yep, and ty 💕

[rugged stag]

in before the weed references

Even Pokémon go are jumping on the meme bus

[hard iron]

It would've been Oddish if they were doing it right 😛

Happy bday, @tough aspen

[rugged stag]

Nah. Community day is bellsprout (no.69 in Pokédex) on 4/20

[hard iron]

Hoping to make up for that abhorrent avatar update they forced

[rugged stag]

Happy Summoned day @tough aspen

[rugged stag]

I’m Switzerland on that. Faces look shit but otherwise I’m not bothered

[hard iron]

I'm gonna go see how bad I am at killing bugs now

[hard iron]

I think the biggest issue is they're trying to force realistic avatars into an anime world, and removed the anime avatars. It's just jarring and annoying. It'd be fine if it were a different game, IMO.

[grave vine]

@tough aspen Happy birthday!

[shadow vault]

Will this game ever leave game preview?

[marsh sentinel]

Of course...

[frosty walrus]

It hasn’t even been that long

[tardy vale]

yes. once we have released deep north as a Playable Biome

[final atlas]

guys can someone make time move faster? waiting sucks

[umbral fog]

I believe time Is subject to change when you get close enough to a black hole 😄

[final atlas]

I guess ill become an astronaut then, should take less than two days i hope!

[modest moth]

04/20

Nice (in America)

[modest moth]

Ffs

[rugged stag]

I have magical foresight

[terse vine]

yeah the stronger the gravity field you're in the slower time goes for you, you get to watch everything else go faster
if you were in the centre of a black hole you could look out and watch the entire universe go by
lacking a close enough black hole, if you accelerate fast enough (up to like, significant fractions of lightspeed) you can effectively "fast forward" through time
this is my theory for beds in valheim actually being warp drives

[shadow vault]

Event horizon

Or gravitational time dilation

[terse vine]

yeah, this! the bed, once you're in and sleeping, uses the heat from the fire to accelerate itself through another dimension up to trans-luminal speeds to slow down time for the occupant and speed up time relatively everywhere else, causing the night to pass instantly and you to wake up with no hunger change

[ancient pendant]

So Trailer in 2 days, meaning release in maybe 1 month? 🙂

[junior sundial]

Or maybe release beta on the trailer day ?

[ancient pendant]

uuuuuu sounds too cool 🙂

[junior sundial]

To good to be true

[marsh sentinel]

Eh, it happened with Mistlands, so it could easily happen this time too.

[modest moth]

But the live release certainly won't happen soon

[rough plaza]

soon is a relative term

it will release soon like, less than 10 weeks soon probably

[marsh sentinel]

I mean, it's definitely less than 10 weeks.

[lavish gazelle]

if you are immortal soon can mean anytime you want :D

[craggy holly]

With Mistlands the PTB released on same day as the trailer and the game came to live only 2 weeks after that!

if I remember correctly

[marsh sentinel]

Correct, but it really does depend on how long it needs to be in PTB.

[craggy holly]

this will all of course depends if there are bugs and how serious they are on the PTB

[pallid trail]

as long as PTB comes out on sunday im happy

[craggy holly]

Monday

[marsh sentinel]

It's definitely not coming on Sunday. And maybe not even Monday. We just don't know yet.

[pallid trail]

it says 2 days on the trailer countdown?

[craggy holly]

2 days some hours

its 9pm Monday for the trailer in Australia and sometime around lunchtime in Europe I believe

[pallid trail]

trailer releases at 7am for me and mistlands ptb released pretty much right after

[craggy holly]

the last frame of the Mistlands trailer said "Available now on PTB" and many people believe it is going to be the same this time but its of course not confirmed and only player speculation and HOPE! xD

[pallid trail]

your 14 hours ahead of me so the trailer is going to come out on different days for us

[craggy holly]

no same day, 7am for you and 9pm for me but both on Monday

[cursive elk]

Nah man, like, EST is the only timezone that exists 🤣

[pallid trail]

with all of this time that we've spent waiting I rly hope it comes out with the trailer or at least the next day

[marsh sentinel]

"all this time"

[craggy holly]

I think it will, I'm feeling more excited than at Christmas time... love this game haha

[pallid trail]

its been awhile and i've been wanting to play since the start of when they started teasing it

pretty much a year

[cursive elk]

"First half of 2024", I remember it like it was yesterday...

[craggy holly]

I also believe there will be some things we did not expect in this update, maybe more than just the 2 already spoilered things very recently

[pallid trail]

bikes

[marsh sentinel]

I mean, sure, we've never been spoilered even half of a new update.

[craggy holly]

I thought it would be April for PTB because I 'm very busy with work in april...

since they said that I thought April

Magic was a big thing we didnt know about for some time

[cursive elk]

That is one hell of a correlation, but if it works...

[marsh sentinel]

Yep, we're going to get a lot of that over the next few days.

[craggy holly]

also my flair in the subreddit is "Sailor" so I am getting way too excited for what could happen!

[marsh sentinel]

I have no idea what that means.

[craggy holly]

spoilers in the trailer thumbnail is what I m talking about

people have been dissecting it more thoroughly than anything they did in biology class xD

[marsh sentinel]

No, I agree. There's a LOT of mental gymnastics going on.

[lavish gazelle]

the only thing that's there is a new ship and a lox on the ship i dont see anything else worth talking about

[craggy holly]

it tells much more than the Mistlands trailer thumbnail did, it did have the big sword in it for instance but nowhere near as much food for speculation as Ashlands one

[craggy holly]

Materials for the ship, size, method to make the ship move are all ones I can add

[cursive elk]

I, uh... I did not see that Lox until you pointed it out. Well I'll be damned, that is a honker of a ship!

[marsh sentinel]

We have NO idea how much the trailer has shown us.

[craggy holly]

no you are correct I was only talking about the thumbnail for it

[marsh sentinel]

I know.

[craggy holly]

the actual Mistlands trailer did contain massive amounts of the gameplay but not all of it

[marsh sentinel]

OK. I'm going to find something else to do now. People are welcome to imagine what they want and I'm not going to get in their way.

[craggy holly]

I recommend rewatching it before the Ashlands trailer ^^

[terse vine]

why is there a premier for a trailer anyway
i don't understand how these things work but it's just a trailer, on youtube

[craggy holly]

creates a bit of hype I guess and I think it means game might be ready for PTB but the team want it to drop on Monday when they can all be working / available / on deck to do urgent bug fixes if something bad gets discovered, thats why its not dropping for the weekend

I'm also only now just falling in love with Mistlands biome and wondering how much Ashlands will kick me when I m down haha

I m also wondering if there will be a new tame in Ashlands or if we have to wait for DN for another one, currently its Meadows (boar), nothing in BF and Swamp, then 1 each Mountains Plains Mistlands

[terse vine]

there's a tame in mistlands?

[marsh sentinel]

Yep, it's not a tame in the same sense as the other 3 though so you might not be thinking of it.

[terse vine]

Are you talking about the chicken? The same chicken you can get without beating yag or going near mistlands?

[marsh sentinel]

Yes, the chicken is the Mistlands tame.

[terse vine]

Okay. Why?

To be specific, why is it classified as a mistlands tame rather than a plains one?

Usually these classifications are based on the locations of the animal or the tier* of progress required to access them

[craggy holly]

sorry I just categorized it as such as you have to do either hard last dungeon and minboss from Hildir or kill Yag

people who just only dipped their toes in plains don't really have access to chickens, only lox

[gloomy rock]

Is a crypt key Black Forest tier or swamp tier?

[craggy holly]

I often just run in plains and get some berries and throw them near some lox to start that process early

[terse vine]

Oh fair lol, i thought it was the official classification. I mean, if it is, then fair enough, I just don't get why

[gloomy rock]

You unlock it in the Black Forest but use it in the swamp seems similar with eggs

[craggy holly]

I don't think there is one official one

[terse vine]

Crypt key is black forest final boss reward, so I'd say black forest.

[marsh sentinel]

Given you can ONLY get the eggs from Haldor after killing Yagluth, they're clearly Mistlands.

[craggy holly]

chickens are also same faction as hares

thats probably as close to an official classification as you could get to haha

[gloomy rock]

Is antler pickaxe a meadows tier or bf tier

[marsh sentinel]

Black Forest.

[terse vine]

That's not correct, unfortunately. You can get them from the chest in the sealed tower, which is in the plains, and doesn't require yagluth to be beaten.

[marsh sentinel]

How does that....? As I said, Haldor only sells them after you've killed Yagluth.

[craggy holly]

in a chest in sealed tower

I'd be happy if someone wants to call hens a late plains tame and lox an early plains tame, me calling them mistlands was just my personal decision and also the wiki page for hen lists them as Animal faction which is same as hare

[terse vine]

Yeah, and that's right, but it's not the only way to get them.

[marsh sentinel]

I never said it was.

[gloomy rock]

Rather implied when you say “ONLY”

[terse vine]

Yes, you did say exactly that.

[rugged stag]

Haldor only sells them… implying he only sells them later on

[marsh sentinel]

I said Haldor only sells them after you've killed Yagluth. I said nothing about getting them from anywhere else.

[rugged stag]

Not only way to get them

[marsh sentinel]

Thank you.

[echo yacht]

Ask your friend to give you some eggs.

[rugged stag]

Wolves are mountains biome but I’ve tamed some in the beginning of the game (meadows Black Forest level) does that make wolves black Forest level/tier

🤘

[gloomy rock]

But you find them in mountains

[terse vine]

No, because they're found in the mountains?

[gloomy rock]

You find eggs in blackforest so it’s obviously Black Forest tier

[rugged stag]

[gloomy rock]

I’ve never seen haldor in the mistlands that’s all I know

[marsh sentinel]

How is THAT relevant?

[rugged stag]

Sighs in Australian

[terse vine]

I'm 95% sure that's a joke

[marsh sentinel]

Given the last 30 minutes I have no idea.

[rugged stag]

I just heard the lunch bell

[gloomy rock]

It doesn’t matter, the main point of this was missed anyway since it was that eggs in sealed tower could be plains tier but after the repeated only msgs it was just lost to the wind

[rugged stag]

Hecc, I died several times in mistlands gear and weapons going into the sealed tower

Dangerous place

[marsh sentinel]

So... what biome were chickens BEFORE we had sealed towers?

[rugged stag]

Mistlands

What do I win?

[terse vine]

That, plus, I was curious as to the reasoning for the classification. I didn't mean to dictate it or disprove it, I just wanted to understand it, and the logical steps it took to get there. Hell of a place this went from people miscommunicating

[gloomy rock]

Pfft we’re talking the games current state not some antiquated version from decades ago that you can barely remember

Honestly starting with sealed tower didn’t exist when eggs were released would make the mistlands conversation real short

[rugged stag]

I’d also argue that mistlands weapons are a decent weapon choice for sealed towers

Leaning further towards mistlands biome

[terse vine]

So chickens came before the towers? And the original only way to get them was from Haldor, after Yagluth was beaten? Now I get it.

[rugged stag]

I believe so

[gloomy rock]

If only someone could of said that sooner but who knew

[marsh sentinel]

If only I realised it was necessary.

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/shhh-shush-silence-nose-gif-17895433

[terse vine]

That makes sense. I haven't played since before H+H, so the order of things is a little vague for me. I'm just glad we all got there in the end.

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-cheers-kanpai-pirates-beer-gif-19895356

[quick hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-pussycat-feline-gif-26001328

…man. that’s unfortunate.

[river vapor]

come on. REALLY!? Youre going to make me take a monday off of work? Dag nabbit

[thick elk]

Does anyone have a suggestion for a mod to remove rain damage to wood?

[marsh sentinel]

No, literally no-one needs to take a day off work just to watch a trailer.

[marsh sentinel]

You'll probably have better luck asking in #mods-discussion

[flint rover]

Any reason to take off work is a good reason

[orchid verge]

hi

is someone alive?

[viscid slate]

NO

[orchid verge]

dose any body want to vc?>\

[orchid verge]

this chat is dead

[scenic wing]

Everyone’s sleeping 👀

[grave vine]

[orchid verge]

hi

[ocean hound]

I’m not sleeping

[north skiff]

wow they just accidentally played first 10 seconds of Ashlands trailer did you guys catch it?

new viking ship!

[lavish gazelle]

:O

[grave vine]

[terse vine]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-believe-you-gif-24248233

[grave vine]

GIFs don't work here

[terse vine]

yeah but he'll get hte message

[grave vine]

Maybe

[halcyon briar]

As the strongest viking warrior, I am looking for an opponent to face me.

[grave vine]

Who shouts in the distance and waves the axe, at the same time I...

[halcyon briar]

I will give the best viking castle of the game as Servet to the one who beats me

[halcyon briar]

U wanna 1v1?

Im ready free for all

[grave vine]

Naked, riding lox, at night on the plains, each with three spears

[halcyon briar]

I have planted 10000 graves in total. As a Viking killer, I will always slaughter Vikings.

[grave vine]

You know what the real Vikings say, that the loudest rattle is the empty cauldron

[halcyon briar]

There were people who said so, but they were all executed. 10001. You will be 💪💪💪🫵

[grave vine]

And a real warrior carries the burden of the slain on himself, he has no time to talk while carrying this burden

[halcyon briar]

I don't carry anything other than weapons, I don't carry food, I don't carry items, I only carry severed heads of warriors and weapons ⚠️😎

[grave vine]

I will not cross steel with you, there will be no dance of blood and sparks, for you are still too young to understand the true value of life, your own and that of others, and without knowing the price, you will not take the price, as well as give it away

I have no honour to tear off the heads of headless youths, for they have no head anyway

[halcyon briar]

U talking like a odin Viking guy

[grave vine]

He is our all-father, and we are his children, and if you hear what he says, you can glean a grain of his wisdom and honor

[halcyon briar]

I must fight tirelessly and tirelessly to relieve my pain and anger. There is a lot of blood to be shed for this cause. I will continue to slaughter until I find peace. I will enter people's adventures, destroy their homes, kill their animals, feed them to the sea serpent, and burn all the trees.

Looking for 1v1

[grave vine]

Sharpen your axe of battle, not for the glory of yourself, but for the sake of your deeds, which will be glorified by others worthy after your death

[halcyon briar]

All Vikings add me

The battle ax will be given to the man who will kill me. And my soul will always respect him for ending this anger

@grave vine you know When ashland will release ?

Im bored in pvp Did same sh1t everyday perfect parry attack the player dodge an attack use boss power %100 physical defence endless fight

So boring really need ashlands developers should be fast…

[grave vine]

@tough aspen

[grave vine]

I think that pretty soon, it's time to prepare supplies

[halcyon briar]

I will do pvp in ashlands

Pvp And pve together

[tough aspen]

[mellow goblet]

Damn it! Winter is back, again. Only for a little bit longer than a week most of the ground was free of snow, but here it is back again

[grave vine]

+25С, hot sun, everything blooms and smells

[grave vine]

Sorry to interrupt you on your birthday, but heroes are always heroes

and by the way, where is our cake?

let's start the birthday party

[tough aspen]

🍰

[grave vine]

[tough aspen]

You're not interrupting anything dw :]

[grave vine]

sometimes the opportunity to not see anyone and take a break from everyone is also a great gift

It's my brother's birthday today too, I'll go to his place for a barbecue in the evening

[tough aspen]

Is it? Happy birthday 🫂💕

[grave vine]

I will tell him

[tough aspen]

I'm not doing anything about it though, I have to work most of the day then sleep probably

[grave vine]

so change jobs

[tough aspen]

Why

[grave vine]

or are you just on shift today, and not every day without days off?

maybe I misunderstood you

[tough aspen]

I'm my own boss lol

[grave vine]

so tell her to give you more days off

By the way, delicious cake, give me some more

[azure geode]

the cake is a lie tho

[grave vine]

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ger-gif-1573283398768454037

[tough aspen]

Ty Smiffychan ^-^

[tardy vale]

^_^

[snow forge]

Hurray!
Samaramondays are better than most mondays.

[tardy vale]

Today is the anual Samaramonday

[tough aspen]

You guys are too cute ❤️

[snow forge]

no u

[tough aspen]

NO U

[umbral fog]

But i see no cake in the name👀

[tough aspen]

Its ok my name is too spammy as is

[mild mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/spam-gif-10811817447080815426

[grave vine]

'Cause I ate the whole cake

[magic ember]

eat another one

[hardy girder]

eat 2 more

[grave vine]

But there's nothing else left

[hardy girder]

just make 3 more

[grave vine]

I like to eat cakes rather than make them

[hardy girder]

then make one and eat 10

its gonna be worth it

[grave vine]

It doesn't work that way

[hardy girder]

you just gotta make it work

[grave vine]

It's much easier to find someone who loves to make cakes but doesn't like to eat them

[hardy girder]

true

thats literally me

[grave vine]

Are you also looking for a place to eat cake?

[hardy girder]

no i dont like cake

i will bake 10 cakes for you

[grave vine]

[wide void]

Ashlands is gonna be so immersive I could already feel the heat

[hardy girder]

i should make them like hyperrealistic random items around the house and have you find them

[grave vine]

I'm sure there's some kind of catch

[hardy girder]

its like prop hunt but for cake

[wide void]

Hyperrealistic cakes I see

[hardy girder]

real or cake but its your bathroom door

[grave vine]

You'll have to chew on strange things

[hardy girder]

yes thats exactly what i want you to do

[grave vine]

I won't lick anything, I'll find it by smell

[hardy girder]

ill just make the things smell like theyre supposed to smell

[grave vine]

Then it's a tasteless cake

[hardy girder]

im gonna make a sink drainage pipe cake that tastes like chocolate fudge but smells like musky drains

[wide void]

... Ngl why do i think im gonna like that

[hardy girder]

fun shape = fun to eat

[wide void]

Plus its chocolate flavored love those

[hardy girder]

exongly

[grave vine]

No, a fun shape is no substitute for good taste

Cats are quite conservative in eating

[jade pecan]

Cheese Balls.

[deep geyser]

yeah but I really dont want to deal with people lol

[wide void]

@tough aspen HAPPYBIRTHDAAAYYY!!!

[tough aspen]

Thank you 🫂

[wide void]

Here have a slice

[grave vine]

I'll help you cut the cake

[twilit hinge]

does that mean you get the day off from responding to 'ashlands when?' (also happy birthday!)

[tough aspen]

[main sonnet]

Happy birthday @tough aspen
May your first half 2024 never end.

[quaint cipher]

I am making pie....

from scratch

[tough aspen]

Thank you ^-^

[quaint cipher]

No Lox meat though. Its being made with eggs, broccoli, onions, cheese...aka quiche.

[dapper hedge]

i love good food and always have the time for it, only in valheim... i'm happy when i don't burn meat... ^^

moin everyone

good food is a key to success *even in real life 😄

coal+ dragon wings and glub eye from the new monster = Ashland's pizza

the chat smells of new food, because smiffe knows what soup he has cooked for us again

[halcyon briar]

Ty for info

[modest moth]

48h 15min left

[ocean hound]

What’s it like this time of day on the valheim discord

[rugged stag]

Business is slow, the regulars are eating their lunch. 2 for 1 happy hour on selected viking meads.

[ocean hound]

Ah I see I see

I think a 7-9hr time difference is the absolute weirdest

[wide void]

im too excited might not be able to sleep

[ocean hound]

Like its pitch black and 4am here. Only people on the roads are cops, criminals, and roadies. While the Europeans are eating lunch 😂

[wide void]

14 hour difference

[rugged stag]

I'm living in Europe now? damn

won't complain

[ocean hound]

You eat lunch at not 1pm?

[rugged stag]

It's 8:53pm here so no lunch

[ocean hound]

Ah down under?

[rugged stag]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[ocean hound]

😂

[tardy vale]

he celebrates christmas during the summer

hes a complete ||heretic||

[ocean hound]

It’s wrong, really

[tardy vale]

100%

[rugged stag]

I mean... is it?

we don't get snowed in for one thing

[tardy vale]

YES IT IS

Christmas is when santa comes to your house. In a sleigh driven by raindeers!

ON THE SNOW!

there is no snow in the summer

[ocean hound]

How can you have a white Christmas in summer? How can Santa land his sleigh? How can Krampus melt your snowman?

[rugged stag]

And we can have prawns, lobsters/crayfish for xmas lunch - not some turkey

[tardy vale]

eew Turkey

[rugged stag]

exactly

[ocean hound]

No no Christmas is the roast beef. Prime and juicy and red

[tardy vale]

we eat some fish, but mostly meat during christmas

[rugged stag]

Keen observation

[ocean hound]

What kind of fish?

[tardy vale]

uum

yeah 🤔

english names for fishies are....

[rugged stag]

Ya'll raised up too much on the stereotypical white christmas images/customs/traditions

[ocean hound]

I LIVED white Christmas images

[rugged stag]

I for one would prefer a freezing cold christmas but hey

summer xmas has it's benefits

[tardy vale]

Herring fish, salmon, Baltic herring

pretty much are the dominant fishes

[ocean hound]

^strong stuff

[tardy vale]

no such thing as benefit

[rugged stag]

My lesson for you today

[ocean hound]

Pickled herring?

[tardy vale]

like. what do you celebrate during "winter"?

NOTHING

[rugged stag]

Fish - plural of "fishies" is fish

[tardy vale]

you got nothing 😮

[rugged stag]

April (this month) we pretty much get 5-6 public holidays

then nothing till october

[tardy vale]

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fishies

[ocean hound]

We have a dish in the US called sweet potato casserole that we eat for Christmas. It’s mashed sweet potato with sugar covered in marshmallows.

[rugged stag]

I mean Kings birthday is now back in June which is a + but hey

[mild mauve]

Fishies

[ocean hound]

Then baked

[rugged stag]

Not eggs?

you feeling well?

[ocean hound]

Indeed smiffe but you said fishes not fishies

[tardy vale]

Fhishihiheisheisheishesssssss

[ocean hound]

Fishies is the cute way to say fish

[ocean hound]

Much better, you’re getting it now

[rugged stag]

You're learning English off of a user data/entry submitted wiki?

[mild mauve]

I smite thee

[rugged stag]

.

[dapper hedge]

everything is better then my Denglisch 😄

[ocean hound]

Alright don’t come after Wikipedia like that. Such a boomer argument

[tardy vale]

Swenglish > Denglish

[rugged stag]

Didn't realise I was considered a boomer but aight

[timid shore]

Depends on the context. the plural of Fish can be both Fish and Fishes. when talking about different types of fish. Fishes is correct

[rugged stag]

don't encourage his Swenglish

[dapper hedge]

we try to fulfill every whish ^^

[ocean hound]

LOL

[mild mauve]

Bro is cooked

[ocean hound]

I’m dying

[rugged stag]

from? 👀

[tardy vale]

🤷

[ocean hound]

Laughter

[timid shore]

Ligma?

[rugged stag]

We will never know the source of this laughter

[rugged stag]

Do not...

[timid shore]

Ok boomer. 😉

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/titanic-titanic-movie-titanicmovie-rose-dewitt-bukater-rose-gif-9628480228130452630

[mild mauve]

Since what?

[rugged stag]

I was last called a boomer 🤷

idk

[mild mauve]

Damn that’s rough

[timid shore]

April 20, 1920 (Tuesday) Tornadoes killed 155 people in the U.S. states of Mississippi, Alabama and Tennessee.

[wide void]

Giving out slices like its my birthday hahahaha

[ocean hound]

Dissing Wikipedia qualifies you as a boomer it’s not personal

[timid shore]

i cant math

[rugged stag]

And this is relevant information for us how?

[tardy vale]

but today is Samaramon's birthday

[mild mauve]

Get back to legs 🙏

[wide void]

Daheck whyd it just send just now

[rugged stag]

Wasn't that yesterday?

[wide void]

XD

[tardy vale]

it's still today in europe

[timid shore]

fair enough. i just googled "what happened on april 20 1940" but i guess the name deserves a delete

[mild mauve]

Ok boomer

[tardy vale]

you're way to close to 9) Do not have political discussions or controversial topics, as this server is not the place.

[timid shore]

Ye i didnt realise it was his birthday till i read it. was just a response to "its been 84 years gif"

[rugged stag]

A gif isn't an invitation to go off and research whacky factoids

[timid shore]

well someone asked "since what" i just obliged. but i 100% understand the repercussions

[rugged stag]

Happy 2nd birthday in 24 hours @tough aspen

[tardy vale]

2023 – SpaceX's Starship rocket, the largest and most powerful rocket ever built, launches for the first time. It explodes 4 minutes into flight.

[rugged stag]

Since I don't think you saw my original message

[tough aspen]

Ty, better than the other guy

[tardy vale]

this is more intreresting 🤔

[tough aspen]

Ofc I did and reacted to it D:

[rugged stag]

oh nice

[tough aspen]

see

[rugged stag]

It's something like most rockets exploding before reaching space

like what a monumental waste of resources but hey

Groundhog day amirite

[timid shore]

is it a waste when its been pair for tho

[tardy vale]

1902 – Pierre and Marie Curie refine radium chloride.

[rugged stag]

[tardy vale]

I mean 🤔

[wide void]

Funfact raw meat tastes like butter.

[ocean hound]

My buddy works at spaceX

[tardy vale]

fun fact

Umami

[mild mauve]

The ghoul

[ocean hound]

Oooo mommy

[cursive elk]

I'm always curious as to what I wake up to each morning... and then my curiosity turns into confusion.

[terse jacinth]

anybody have a server i can play on?

[ocean hound]

#1024264966712340510

[devout trout]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-tom-falling-asleep-too-sleepy-sleepy-gif-14908858

[tardy vale]

how does that even work? 🤔

[cloud merlin]

I just had my eye dotcor appointment and that's what my eyes feel like after being abused from all the lights and eyedrops

[cursive elk]

I dunno, I wake up and think "I wonder what's happening with all my online buddies?", and then I catch up a wee bit and think "... what happened?!"

Also, got some noice coffee in me, gonna head out the door shortly for work shenanigans, woo!

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/my-eyes-burning-eyes-light-ouch-hurt-gif-16411003

like this?

[mild mauve]

I hear soap fixes that

[fleet dagger]

Ashlands yet?!

[cloud merlin]

Quite literally

[cloud merlin]

No u

[fleet dagger]

🫡

I HOPE my tennis elbow can heal enough for me to play ashlands

[merry mist]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-coffee-time-coffee-gif-12925064

[fleet dagger]

Its not coffee time for me. Im trapped at a confirmation