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yeeei no worries my freind :D
hahahaha well we need all types of people in this world
for every artist we need someone to make the art functional and break it to understand it
I miss alpha testing so much ๐
Did the war thunder closed alpha back when they were just a plane game and trying to figure out how to make planes have treads and stick to the ground.
anyone good with discord.js? im having a persistant issue and i cant seem to figure out what im doing wrong.
XD
oh lord those days was fun
the good old "attach cable skill" is still there to remind us
I quit the game shortly after the alpha (fell out with the guild I ran with) but will always remember playing 'how big of a bomb does it take to actually damage a KV2' or 'how far into the stratosphere can we launch a Stug by clipping an orange-sized rock with the right treads'
XD
We were dropping progressively larger bombs on a kv trying to crack it and getting bored so I said screw this and dropped a 4k lb bomb on the guy. He yelled at me 'I HAD HEADPHONES ON'
does the game difficulty increase the more you play? like in new worlds, you just start. because im playing and ive got i want to say 20 2 stars, and im about 2 hours into a new start and character. my old play through i barely found 2 stars :O
You normally find starred hostile mobs at night or at singular one-time-only spawn points randomly on the map.
Or spawner piles.
When ashlands comes out .. do you need to start new map?
that just means im just super super unlucky hahahaha
Might ask in #programming , but this isn't really a great server for that kinda thing
you shouldn't need to unless you ran around in ashlands alot
I kinda did... not alot.. but 1 area.. i got some fish from.
Hi what did I miss?
Did I miss ashlands
I plan on just making a little shack at the first bit of ashlands I land at to grind coal and grab a fish or two. Then waiting on the update
nope
Did I mistlands
Yes, they made it a temporary event only a few people managed to play. It was all over the #news
Ashlands isn't out yet, no
not really no ๐ค
we are playing it internally
like features etc
People ask about ashlands as if it wasn't going to be all over the gaming community when it's released. You won't even need to directly search for it to see it
Valheim and Helldivers have been one of the greatest multiplayer experiences I ever had much love and support to you guys, Very excited for Ashlands.
thank you for the praise ^_^
I figured it out. Thanks for the help though
i mean thats fair, i doubt anyones not going to be talking about it on youtube, or the 50 different gaming news networks. it will be everywhere
Good, even tho too early, morning everyone ๐
Sulfur is coming
OMG I hadn't realized that the server was back! YAY!
Welcome back ๐ซก
Thank you
Doing my best
Hey smiffe. Have a question for ya. What was your favorite biome before ashlands. And now which order u put ashlands in ?
Ashlands naturally falls into this biome order:
Meadows > Black forest > Swamp > Mountains > Plains > Mistlands > Ashlands
That's just going by order of development and release
not progression vise i meant
Swamp surely
As in terms of difficulty?
Favorite
Well it IS bee season maybe ur drunk on pollen
Also this question for anyone who was able to test ashlands i am curious what they feel about it.
NDA probably ๐
No-one has access to Ashlands yet, in time it will be release to the public test branch then official release
When Odin wills it essentially 
Was referring to developers if they read in case. Sometimes Robin replies here so thats why i asked. I know Testers without developer tags could be under NDA or might be warned to not expose their identity
Yoooo when is Ashlands out my fellas
I don't know ๐ฆซ
Medows actually ๐
the game-start is so much fun
Medows -> Mistlands - > Ashlands -> plains -> black forrest -> mountains -> swamps
This is mostly because I love to build and how I feel like I can progress quickly into a biome..
and I always die do poison ๐
But... Swamp
we dont talk that here ๐ซ
Yes we do 
Morning gjall.
cannot see any light there how come it is brilliant ๐
hi
fix what? ๐
Unbelievable
no no no
Swamp is supposed to be the first in the list
Swamp is an integral biome
Swamp is swamp
I don't think I've once found the swamps to be overwhelming. Sure I've died a fair bit pre abomination but that's cos I didn't learn to keep moving ๐
subject delta
was joking obv i dont have any love for swamps yet not into deleting anything either
just keep swiming? ๐
moving
Overwhelming is part of the fun
It simulates the treacherous nature of it so well with wet debuff and little puddles and it's hard to runaway
And it's content rich 
Just defeated the elder and I forgot how obnoxious greydwarves become
just killed 3 brutes, 3 shamans in the space of about 5 minutes ๐
Swamp is easily one of my favorites with having my fav monster in the game, Abomination, and then my fav dungeons, crypts, and lastly the gear progression and overall aesthetics of Swamp(s) just feels so well made.
swamp is ugly ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Disagree, its very beautifully made. Not every creation needs to be a sparkly un-touched Castle.
And it's a real reward since everyone skips bronze
You finally get something from swamp
It's pretty on the outside, the weather inside makes it yucky
Bronze armor and weapons*
If you build a home there and clear out/flatten some land, you'll never notice it honestly.
You're entitled to your wrong opinion โค๏ธ
beauties like Mistlands and meadows surely shines with Swamp. It the nature of enriching. You decorate with beauties and put ugly pieces so it shines brighter, am i wrong ๐ฅธ
Also has some of the best replenishable resources that technically deliver themselves to you.
technically once you terraform in the mistlands you can't do too much to get it looking as nice it was before hand
Kinda depressing
Sure, cuz it's dark all the time you won't notice anything! ^-^
I never liked going to swamps because only thing I remember from them is death and loosing my boat

I love and hate the swamps in equal portions.
I love the step up in difficulty but hate the dying it brings.
I love the rough terrain but hate the slow travel it brings.
I love the turnips seeds you are able to get but hate looking for them because it can take so long.
I love being able to easily farm surtling cores but hate all the other mobs around that come bother me while doing it.
I love the root armor but hate that it takes so much abominations to kill.
...
Weh Yuh Deh Pon, Mon?
..what
Uhh.. Whuuu???
Jamaican greeting.
๐
Since Mon is an integral part of Jamaican language I only found it fitting to use an actual Jamaican greeting.
Pokemon โค๏ธ
No, woman, no cry
No, woman, no cry, eh, yeah
Little darlin', don't shed no tears
No, woman, no cry
Troll dialect
Bwamsambdi
man sad, man watch reel, man see baby, man happy 
ooo da spirits be with ya now, mon
Perfect
i suddenly remembered this white dude speaking jamaican
Aaarrr Montey.
adam sandler in that one movie?
nah i think it was sidequest a youtuber xD man told a joke and made the dude explain lol xD that cuss word always make me laugh lol
What would the bot report what we are talking about.
Chat losing the plot
Plot is Monday
Anything goes
Now that would be accurate so many times.
hmm didnt know it was near Cuba
If my kids are moody, tickling them often times helps.
Does that trick work on you?
no
- not ticklish
- not kid
Oh I've done that
I'd be leaning too far away from pc
Like a few cm, laziness does that
Hmmm must be
- is relevant
- isn't relevant
- Im very
- id pee
I learned that I'm ticklish on my eyes at the skin clinic
I was fine everywhere around my face but once my eyes got massaged I couldn't help it
It is so weird
XD i couldnt even imagine LOL
So feather duster to the face gives you a laughing fit?
anybody know a lot about the game and its files? i have a problem
Not at all
I get a weird sensation when my eyes are massaged
Everything felt nice
But once the nurse gets to my eye, I'd start laughing
The nurses find it amusing
XD
So they end up doing it more and laughing as well like "how?"
what is this chat
Tickle chat
If this is Mondays then I don't want it
tickling is horrible
XD i cant even imagine how your eyes are like rolling LOL
You gotta save your intelligence for work
Come back here dumbed down
It's simple
Does anyone really want mondays?
I can't even have a family member massage my back with a massage gun
Hate physical contact?
nah, I just tense up cos my back finds it ticklish ๐
I'm just laying there, relaxed
Then bam on the eyes, still feels great but funny
It's the most feminine place anyway so when I walk in I always have to be like
๐ Hello I'm here for my appointment
Chest puffed
I cant help but think how the opthalmologist would react xD
Lion stance
Once I'm in the room I let go
I didn't even know that's what they're called
Dermatologist in my head
XD and then they touch your eyes and you deflate hahahaha
"WHERE ARE THE CODES, SPY??"
Never realized how easy for a nurse to have one bad day and just poke my brains out
Or eye doctor to be easier xD
Ah, well it's not for the eyes
It's dermatologist, skin doctor
The nurses just happen to massage your face after they go to war on it
With laser cannons and zap zap
After they abuse you, then they make you relax
Hmm mustve felt nice... Or it burns
Sometimes nice
Sometimes hell
I don't think I've ever had an expereince such as thatat the eye doctors
probably haven't had reason to
It's not an eye doctor 
Yea me too, havent tried going to the eye doctor to get a check up, since i face my screen 24/7
My eyes are like.. -1.5 or something
I only wear glasses when driving or if I care to look at things
Guess who just woke up an abomination
When I was in the army, people always asked "where are your glasses"
My response was that I didn't want to see anything here
It becomes hard to find your people from far away
Hmmmm should I?
I ain't clicking that
Audio file?
Correct
Downloaded
Why is peevish dming me to download his game.. ?
hello lovely ppl! 
funny
joke
Hmmmm deep gurgling noise
Howdy traveller
Hellloooo here have a flower from the church of Spring ๐ธ
oh god
Hello there.
๐
Smiffe is the first prophet of said church?
thank you ๐ฅฐ is this a try to lure me into the cult?
You don't have to be lured
Any bystander can be changed
Wut? No.. ๐.. Who told you that
One day I wake up and see my name has flowers
๐ธ ๐ซถ
It's a trap
You just learn to accept whatever happens
Yes No its not
I also remember when your name was Blues
Life was simpler
But now it's better
And means something else will happen eventually
yes, we'll see what trend smiffe steals from me next time 
i see, i see, you're the ultimate trendsetter ๐
I don't even know how
It just happens
i must admit its kinda refreshing and exciting. you never know what happens next. yesterday it was mons and queens, today its flowers and i'm curious to see what it will be tomorrow ๐
depends what kind of mood Smiffe wakes up in ๐คทโโ๏ธ
i have great confidence that you will influence him with a good trend ๐
Not yet, I'm enjoying all the pink ๐ฉท
thought i add a little more pink ๐
would..would you like flowers in your nickname?
why 2 days in particular?
Ashlands will be out first half of 2024
must be school
๐
would this be a commitment to the cult? if no, then i might be happy about some flowers ๐
join us
I'm good
free nectar on the house :DDDD
Finally
It is raining a bit
ahhh beautiful rain
Yes / no?
I love how everyone but lore is reacting
๐

did someone say extra
๐
I want some as well but later, just had lunch.
Kentucky flour chicken.
Kangkong Fried Chips
Kamap's Fine Chickens.
I can get behind that!
Noon Murning.
Noon Kamap 
traffic sucks
I'm so glad that I don't have to deal with that overly much. Only 7 minutes to work by bike and even then I can get frustrated sometimes about people using their phone or tablet behind the wheel, cutting me off no matter the weather so that I need to brake, ...
losing my mind these past few months
I can tell 
Start looking for it in the most unlikely places, you might discover a thing or two.
certainly not on the road
Yeah avoid the well traveled roads when looking for your mind.
there are no alternatives, the other alternative is big detour that's the same duration
I need to study that stuff
If it is the same length but easier or less stressful driving it might be worth it?
100% would be worth it, it's already 20 minute delay
might as well figure out a longer route that is less congested
it's ridiculous
Eurgh sounds dreadful.
it wasn't like that 5-6 months ago I don't think
What do you think the word 'Loxurious' could mean? I need some more ideas
High quality soft and cuddly like a lox.
These cushions and blankets are loxurious.
who watched Shogun
you know the car in dumb and dumber? that but lox
loxbourgini
That is a great idea actually
get me in on the trademark
What if i were a lox representative...
Jk, i'm ok with how it is now
Oeh fancy flowers. @drowsy imp .
Thank you~
I meant to have the same cherry blossoms as y'all but messed it up, then Samaramon said to keep 'em~
i would've kept the hibiscus if i didn't miss my title and could have both at once ๐ alas, character limit
heck it, i'm going back to flowers too
No flowers gang
<Minions_HOORAY.gif>
Lol
I was about to post one for you but no way I'm touching minions gifs
based
Any hooray would do.
Eventually Smiffe might post one if he reads this.
If being the operative word.
..i would develop this idea, at least in words, or just start thinking about it more. I don't know. Look! ๐ฆ
i know your ways of racoon distractedry
Isn't this racoon loxurious?
Badger, badger, badger, badger.
Mushroom, mushroom.
psst
all better now?
Much better, i appreciate every moment of being like this. Thank you for your service!
I feel like people consider me too light-minded, which is not true
but meh, i'm a lox representative now!
Yay
Can you get me a loxurious blanky and pillow?
No, sir. pillows can't be awkward and curious
do you have some leftover scales from your former job?
Yes, i should scatter those across the ocean floor now
nah, you could give them to me
oh, you could upcycle them and give them another use. a shield maybe?
and then hang it on the wall as a piece of art. fancy interior design etc
Just go and kill a bunch of those unpleasant cowardly creatures, it will take you like 10-15 sec
And say bye-bye to them from Alรซs, Lox Representative
Oh, now my second flower has enough space to be shown
Double nice
I need to go buy coffee >_<
I need tea.
Tee is good
Gross
Buy? You should have a separate black marble chest full of coffee only
there aren't any black marble chests u noob
I'm not talking valheim now
i dont play other games
2/10
How do I get black marble chest
im actually gonna go buy coffee now AleSH so i can't participate in this anymore xoxo
It sounds cool
Huh? Black marble chest? 
See, now you caused this chaos
So you completely fell out of life now then
you donยดt, at least not in valheim
Alรซs, give me black marble chest
Show me a pic of it atleast
No money/time/recources and school
Make black marble google and google stuff
What's with the flowers
It's more loxurious with flowers
I want flowers too
spring has arrived on the server ๐
The~~ Cult~~ Church of spring blesses us, here have a flower ๐ธ
Seems a measured response.
That how coffee works irl
I'll start buying spring onions(?) just for this
@tardy vale We have another disciple for the church of spring.
If u wana throw cheese emoji too there it wouod be nice
One of us, one of us
<agreed.gif>
This server is too low traffic for a slow mode
Are you in a rush to discuss something?
Once Ashlands drops things will pick up fast.
Yes?
Stunting conversation is a pain, surely you understand that
u get used to it
I mean, slowmode is here for a reason. That reason being obvious when there's a huge influx.
And it's only 10 seconds, gone by the time you finish typing.
So just have it off until traffic becomes unmanageable
What's the point? Do you type at the speed of light or something?
i dont even consider it slowmode until its 30 seconds
Also the 10 second timer is gone so fast that the conversation isn't really stopped, by the time you have read a reply and typed your reply on that reply the timer is gone.
Replying to multiple people. And yes I do type fast. I read fast too.
Do you feel like you've been stunted in this conversation so far?
Yes
Took you almost 40 sec to type yes so ๐
I'm working
So it shouldn't matter then ^^
Ah a fellow procrastinator.
Uh I don't think it's an unreasonable point to raise. This chat wouldn't stand to suffer without it.
It doesn't suffer with.
Unless you're planning on replying at the speed of light to multiple people at once, you won't ever notice the 10 sec
I disagree
For all the time I've been here this is the first time I've seen someone gripe about the 10 second slowmode in this channel.
I've seen complaints about the 10 minutes in the suggestion channel but not the 10 seconds here.
Well, the 10 minutes one in that channel is to try and avoid the arguments that kept breaking out there.
I had to wait 10 seconds I could've spent replying to this given the two seconds it took to read. It's asinine
Indeed.
Suggestions? That's completely understandable if that's the one @10m
Nothing is stopping you to type during the slowmode you know. Then you press enter!
You are entitled to your opinion but I doubt it will be changed.
Indeed. Queue up your message (if you can reallly type something worthwhile in that time) then press enter when it's upo.
I waited to send it
Takes you much longer than 10 sec from what I'm seeing ๐
I'm not stupid lol. Stop talking down to me
No-one is talking down to you. Just disagreeing. There's a huge difference.
She did right here, stating the obvious like I'm some fool.
It's besides the point anyway I forgive her
So, what was the conversation you wanted to have that was being stunted?
It's been had pretty much. Thanks for your interest though
and wasnt stunted that much ๐
Wait, the conversation you wanted to have was just about the slowmode?
At least it's not another, Ashlands when, post.
Whenlands soon? โข๏ธ
those are dispached pretty fast, so i donยดt mind them ๐
Feel like my mind is in slowmo. Need some tea.
Coffee*
Did someone say coffee โ๏ธ
Tea was first this time.
When is ashlands coming
Read channel topic.
I'm only messing lel
Goodbye, so long and thanks for all the chats.
Normally I'll be back somewhere tomorrow.
Byebyeee
Pretty solid upper bound at least ๐

All "when Ashlands" questions are valid and allowed
But that one was ... ๐ค A bit goofy
๐ฃ
Ehh. They were "guessing" the last date within the first-half 2024 window that the devs gave.
Ah I reread โ๏ธ
It's hard to get context when I only read 3 lines and make an opinion 
damn this slow chat i don't intend on participating in past this complaint ๐คช
okay, i'll bite, why did valheim spike like, this christmas??
i assume the discount?
removal of slowmode in the discord 
oh, i just though that it was update hype
since mistlands was a december release, right??
the old "if it took X to do X why doesn't it take X to do Y"
yes, but 2022, not 2023

a wild Samaramon has appeared ๐
Pikachu COME OUT!
you say that as if I ever leave
pikachu comes out and says IM GAY!
the scenario kept playing in my head, had to let it out xD
nah i cant xDDD must be the effects of 3am LOL laughing and wheezing at my dorm
close call with that boat
oh no, I did die but then rafted to the boat and luckily it was barely hanging on
I wanna find a certain blue man
bro's that never skip log day
Much shorter
a shifty looking merchant type
probably the longest stretch of boating per run
and just when you've abandoned all hope of ever finding him and are doomed to sail forever, Ping
ye, coming from a place where i have to pace myself very carefully
i should probably look for another swamp that has a bunch of geysers cause i want more cores and a fee source of coal
i have to redevelop mine for the 3rd or 4th time, had it perfect a bit back then lost data and now it's 3 geysers in the mud again ๐
heard of spots with 4 or even 5
a old map of mine had 5 geyers a perfect distance from eachother to make a round and always have more surtlings again
i saw someone build a thing where they would auto portal using slope roofs to afk spawn them
they used mods to save going to every portal and pairing them i think, but i think it is possible vanilla still, but unsure 
Lol people get so creative
Welp, I found.......the sis
i'm not about to test it
there was a lot of infrastructure involved just to seal them off from interference, and still not really what i'd call adequate defensively
why does everyone have flowers in their name now? I missed something?
๐ธ ๐ฉท ๐ชท
1st rule of spring awareness club:
you cant edit your server profile damn
Nope but if you ask reeeeeeeeeeeaaaallly nicely
there is certain someone who loves to play with peoples names ๐
๐ฑ
๐
๐ฑ ๐
๐พ
Would you like some~?
๐ฐ ๐ฉ
๐ 
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if you dont mind I would like to join the flower gang lol
There ya go, enjoy~
\o/
oh hum the Yuzu and Citra projects are both dead, Nintendont won
its prolly a matter of time before they go after Ryujinx
how many flower cult members does this make now?
not enough
Never enough ๐ธ
zap em with flowers
๐ธ
the church of spring blesses us all!
here have some flowers ๐ธ (sometimes i do wonder wut da fuq im doing at 5am)

wdym its 4 PM lmao
๐ตโ๐ซ
it's 10 pm u rascals
1st rule of the flower club - there's no flower club
2nd rule - don't ask questions
You mean 2pm...
we never were a cult club,,,,
Steam sale. it was the same massive discount we run a few times every year ๐
You mean 22:03
do you guys decide when to put it on sale? orrr just random?
afaik its up to them
Nope ๐
um... it's like steam says "we have this period with steam sales. do you guys want in on it"
is this true
think again
and then yes/no and then we say %
Flexing your pictures won't make you right
oh you so right
23:05 here
@hard iron I thought a fighter pilot used 24h hour system ๐ค
hmm i see
and usually most devs say yes because its free marketing smh
pretty sure its 5:05am
doesnt most of the military use 24 hour system
probably
AFAIK yes ๐
u guys aint foolin me
I convert to civilian times for people talking that way ๐
aaaah.
welp indie devs most of the time say yes and put like 20% (I dont remember the % so people get notified of the sale)... I heard some struggled with initial sales and they just participated in the Steam events stuff including the seasonal sales and boom success (stories from the gamedev reddit so who knows if its true or not)
I'd guess it's mostly to be on the "list" of discounted games
for me to buy a game at full price, it has to be really good -- I often skip even looking through games that aren't discounted
934/950

same
I think I've never bought a game full price besides Elden Ring, ULTRAKILL and some Nintendont games (TOTK and Smash + DLCs)
How did you get extra 500?
I'm a lazy and cheap gamer
also I just put them in my wishlist and wait for them to be on sale
yes, although I find my wishlist becoming less useful as it gets cluttered with games that seem kinda neat, but not in the mood for
500 what hun?
500 weight, just don't say mods
it just means that you are wise with your money smh... And also the older you get the less time you have for games so you dont want to spend like 90$ on a game that might be trash and a waste of time
I'm talking about ๐ช
Oh, everybody is always talking about it
I mean I'm missing that much to buy it
I thought you were over encumbered
helldivers 2 overrated, i don't get the hype
I imagine it's because it's a good game.
I want to play HD2 smh, I love coop games like L4D, Vermintide and Darktide. Maybe its just because its not your cup of tea?
For Democracy
seems just kinda simple
FOR DEMOCRACY
it doesn't advertise itself as a deep complex turn based strategy game, does it?
go in, kill aliens AND PLANT THE FLAG of the UNITED NATIONS!
you don't need complexity to be fun
simple != bad tho. Sometimes you just want to sit on your couch with a beer and play a very simple game with your friends. This is why games like CoD are still relevant today
emergency treasure run:
atleast it aint complex like trying to test out builds in Warframe or what synergizes with what rune in POE
I'm TRYING ;-;
streaming?
also HD2 marketing is glorious... I am wondering if the devs are still playing the fork lift game on discord lol
Me?
ya?
nah I dont even talk ill just be watching while doing work. my ears hurt from listening to too much music
I could? ;-;
Come at Haldor's
well. yes ๐
I even got a warning from steam a few years back that I refunded games to often.
and I should perhaps do a more thurrow examination before I buy games ๐
also you are a dev so you have even less free time to play games lmfao
Hey smiffe
xD a warning for refunding games too much lol
wait you can get warnings for that? I mean they are the one that made the 2hr no question asked policy
Its not no qurstions policy
2hrs gameplay, within 14 days of purchase policy
yeah they ask you questions before giving you the option to refund, but when you request the refund they dont ask more questions
generally 2 hours is kinda short imo, but fine for first impressions. The within 14 days is the real kick in the nuts
sometimes if you are a good customer (aka you bought crap ton of games and you usually play them for at least 10hrs), you can get a refund even if you have like 3-4hrs or 3 weeks
true I bought Doom Eternal and I have 0 hrs on it lmao, but I do intend to play it at some point... when I am done with Guilty Gear Strive
hmm.... wonder if i can refund arc survival evolved after....uh 5 years? damn i dont know
Interesting, I know my initial purchase of elder scrolls skyrim on my laptop they let me refund when I was at the 2 hour mark. my laptop had a inventory auto scroll to bottom bug / issue and I spent 2 hours googling how to fix it. Explained that in the refund section and they let it happen
hm kinda want to play my childhood game now, guilty gear X
GGST is my first fighting game excluding Smash lol
hmm nice iv only played a few fighting games, like guilty gear X and tekken 5,6,tag2 and a bit of 7
i mostly play like turn based games cause its chill xD
like the Shin Megami Tensei games Devil Saga 1(one of my first games on the PS2 xD), Persona 3,4,5 and next up Persona 3 reload
mmmmh I grew up with Nintendo games and PS2, and I am somewhat new to PC gaming.
i grew up with i racing and GTA on PS 2 and earlier than that, mario on gamestation before moving to PC with my first GTA san andreas
i think my first pc games was like tetris ๐ค
Thanks for joining btw ^-^
Thankss for the streeaammm
mine was NES Mario (I am young btw)
but yea if i were to say the first game iv played that iv used money on would be like League of legends (it all went downhill mentally after)
hmmm pretty old game iv played that aswell actually
my gray haired coworkers say the same thing ๐
One of my first PC games was Wolfenstein 3D (I'm not young btw)
Mario on the PC? That's pretty old, actually...
bro I am 22 lmfao
I dont have grey hairs yet
Why do you have grey haired teens as coworkers?
hmmm nice 2001 kid?
1st game I've spent money on : I think it was GBA Zelda game on the 3DS?
do a ++1 and you are good lol
My first gaming system was my uncle's old Atari 2600... spent hours trying to master Pitfall ๐
hmm 2002, idk why but i had to google how old i am LMAO
You should have written 'not young blood';)
How did Google know?
๐
just say cat food 5 times and you will magically get cat food ads the next time you open YT
Wait you're born in 2002?
subtract 1
Good year
** --1
subtract 3 from that and thats me
DAMN ur old
oh nvm your just a year older than me lol
Subtract 13 more
๐ญ
ok grandpa time to go back to bedge
see this is old!
me being one year older than you is not old!
Ooh we're so close!
hmm pretty good age
wait, so... its subtract 16?
Yes
oh but he doesnt get called old ๐ค
2024-1998
I'm not playing.
I have passed this period already
oh yea, you ancient
its ok grandpa derek
cries in 45 in 25 days
only a year older than me, wellp
your younger than i thought
bro is aging backwards ๐
Oh, yes. You broke this game. Don't cry though
my nearest guess was 47 based on your profile pic
guess me!
sorry, I lose a braincell everytime someone on the internet begins their sentence with "bro"
I assumed you were 12 based on yours.
Basing on wolfenstein, you're like 1987
hmmm this seems like a trap, 23?
82?
Oh bless your heart, don't guess anymore
2 is below the discord TOS though ๐ค
That's why I said 12.
isnt the TOS 13?
uh wrong reply
Heh.
theres this other dude who is 30 but damn he sounds really old, or maybe just the accent irish perhaps
But you said close
my heart aint feelin' blessed
does that face mean we go up or down?
down
.....16?
I didn't realise you meant 16 that's why! I thought you meant 13
we are getting dangerously close to a cell is justa room
Lmao
Ok, then 1989
Almost! 1990 ^^
Yea, that is not close at all
lol
Cuz I thought you said 89, so I said close D:
80's kid cool glow
jeez 30+ thats quite old huh
How then wolfenstein is your first game?
Cuz it came out in 1992? We got a pc in 94 and had Wolf/DooM on a floppy
All you babies...
Oh my flowers..
did you get cured of them? or you want to be infected with them?
granmpy mumblings... whippersnappers.....
Imagine being born in the 90s and pretending not to be young. :p
the Church blesses you with a flower ๐ธ
This is sad, no flowers
in time child, He shall give you the blessing
Those times one game could be played for literally a decade, so yea ig
What is this infection you speak of? Been away for a while
Do you wish to join the flower cult? and if so how many flowers
I want hyacinths
i had to reread that multiple times and im sitll not 100% sure if you are calling me old or young
the~~ Cult~~ Church of Spring
Whats the naximum? Also please give, me cheese emoji right after my name please
90s are still young imo
I'd say 3?
3 it is tgen
Maybe we should all stop doxxing ourselves and age shaming.
I was born way back in the late 1900's...
that 3 on each side or three in total?
Three in total would be just horribly lopsided.
2 on one side and only 1 on the other?
that dont seem balanced, your name might tip over and fall off
Now I am sir flower cheese
I couldn't add the cheese emoji
fair point
i got banned from one server cause age was strictly prohibited there except for fictional charecters
the newest mod did not like me and i got banned
That is sad
erase your name xD turn it into an emoji
no please
As long as the bees are happy, no one gets banned
You did protect the bees from raids... right?
Another 3 star? That one is modded fs
I have bees irl
The council of Bees
i heard the ban button has a hair trigger
shouldnt samaramon get more flowersnow?
nope
captain of spring cheer position:
speaking of bees
i have 1 bee hive in a tree in the front yard
and 1 beehive in a internet access hatch infront of my yard
Don't wanna spoil anything, but there can't be any other 3 star
I have over 80 (I think)
Bees?
ooh?
Beehives
gib
yea he counted each one of them xd
imagine having less possible star maximums than fish
Gib?
give
subject wants bees
They are my fathers
anything less than lvl 6 doesn't count
i have a wasp nest at the corner of my window
just a nest tho nothing in it
Wasps are from the ashland
i wouldnt even dare try to open it
thinking of wasps, thankgod we dont ahve any yellow jackets here or similar giant deadly wasps
Paper wasps live all over the place, and they love making nests in places like that
the nearest we ahve a tiny red ones we call policewasps(?) and the bigger cousins that are less violent red wasps
i had the pleasure of getting stung by honey bees
the bigger red wasp and the tiny red wasp
the big red ones are kinda painfull tbh but id say the honey bee sting hurts more
Roughly whereabouts? I like bugs, it'd be interesting to see what kind of bugs you've got in your area, see if we can figure it out
Yeah, but you should never be getting stung by a honey bee.
well no i shouldnt but i did step on a freshly dead one in the back yard as a 12 year old
oh the palce i live had giant stickbugs btw longest iv seen was around 20cm
I gonna sleep but prior to this can i sign over my flowers to @tough aspen thus leaving the cult?
You wish to have the curse reversed?
You'll need a certain potion first!
hmm nice it rhymed
He's just nice
did you know where my reference came from?
wait, those flowers are lopsided!
I meant Ales ^^
oh D:
OH ITS FROM THAT MOVIE?
which movie ๐
Please i need to go
the one that has a witch i frgot
Go sleep honey it's okay
"Bring me these before the chime of midnight"
bye
sleep is for the lucky
guess ill be extremely lucky ina few minutes when i go to sleep
what is for those who are awake?
Man, my workday isn't even over and I just got back from taking my kid to the doctor because he broke his wrist ๐ I've got another hour before I can even crack open the ๐ฅ
Viking asmr is top tier
dust off that boss roll
Am I suppoaed to understand?
BRB, just going to whack smiffe
What kind of ๐ฅ we talking about here?
Waiting g to crack open some Monkey Shoulder when Iโm finally out of work..
Nothing fancy, just some Glenlivet
Havenโt tried that one yet, will add it to the list.
Record profits on toll gates and traffic fines
Hmmmmmm I wonder why ๐ค
We know if devs gonna keep Surtling's and Elder Surtlings to the ashlands?
Morning guys
sighs... lays down in my dragon bed with my round table and chair set for breakfast on one side, banners rustling in the breeze over my head and listening to the crackling of the fire in my hearth... comfort level 1... haphazardly throw down a cot in my storage basement and comfort level 5... of course
comfort items need to be within a certain range -- if your grand luxury hall is too spacious, you could be running into issues with comfort items not being close enough
Comfort 1 sounds unlikely if you can sleep in the bed, since sleeping requies shelter iirc.
i can kick the table and chairs from my bed.. and if the hearth was any closer i would set on fire.. it is a glitch
Might just move into my guesthouse.. it has comfort level 12
It can take a few seconds to update the comfort level.
i wonder how many more seconds than 10,080 ๐
does anyone have an idea of when ashlands come out?
Before July 1st 2024.

omg im so excited
im hoping for lots of magic stuff
Huh. Wasn't there a food channel at some point
Not that I can recall
Ah well.
nope ๐ค
we don't have to much off-topic at all to be honest
Morning gjall.
Nope, there was food talk in general though.
i know what you did there.... ๐ฌ
SSSHHH don't tell anyone.
hi
why that character
I don't know southpark that well
But that most definitely is a turd
it's Mr Hanky
Is Mr hanky a turd?
he looks like hes from south park
Mr hanky the Xmas poo
Small and brown, he comes from you
Wtf
if y know, y know
It's from the xmas episode musical smh uneducated peasants
I don't watch southpark
my rhyming is level 1 at i just noticed
screw you guys, i'm going home
Because your fat, not just big boned?
Watch your step so you don't kill Kenny.
and respect my AUTHORITA!
I'll kick you, baby.
Don't kick the babyyyy
No, thatโs wrong, TheMechanic. But donโt worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.
Don't kick the judge.
Judge kicking time!
Hey Siri, remind me to feed the baby at 2:00pm
Siri at 2:00pm : defeat the baby
drugs r bad mkay
I am a judge, and you will respect my authoritah!
Donโt do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. Itโs called college.
fun fact. only murica has college ๐
Verily?
๐คจ
ehm ackshually ๐ค
Please go ahead
college does exist elsewhere, although there are differing names for it
wrong ๐
We have colleges here ๐คจ
here too
Universities as well of course
I was severely depressed and played wow for 4 years nonstop in UNIVERSITY ๐ธ
college is not university ๐ฎ
I can't tell you the difference to be frank
I thought university was a collection of colleges
i thnk they meant they got the two institutions?
school->college->uni
no ๐ค
Both colleges and universities offer post-secondary degrees, so ultimately, it's up to you to decide what's a better fit for your goals. Colleges tend to be smaller and offer more specialized fields of study; universities are much larger, place heavy emphasis on research and award master's and doctoral degrees.
Ye what I went to would be classified as college
A college (Latin: collegium) is an educational institution or a constituent part of one. A college may be a degree-awarding tertiary educational institution, a part of a collegiate or federal university, an institution offering vocational education, a further education institution, or a secondary school.
I played WoW from start up untill the pandas showed up (don't know how many years that spans) but stopped playing after getting together with my wife. Which is 14 years ago come august.
college isn't a specific thing. it can be multiple things. ๐
wow fun
College for the win
college is basically either training for uni or work post school era
As long as you get the degree 
For me, it didn't matter where I went as long as I studied what they required
After school I went to a company like, "hey, what do you need, I go study, give me stuff"
Went to study it then joined them ๐
Was fortunate to have it secured right after school
funny how Netherlands calls there education for 13-17 year olds "College"
Does that mean americans needs so many years prior to get to the equalent level as the netherlands kids? ๐ค
#DiscussInSmallGroups
You out for blood today huh
Trying to educate y'all ๐
i think they just order progress differently
Well I don't know about namings and I'm not American 
In my head they're the same college and university
for me college is 16-18 typically
Just like school and academy
my tech college had a gumball machine in front foyer that was pretty cool
i mean, our "doctors" arent actually qualified to be doctors outside our country xd
which country? ๐ค
SWA
Swaziland?
South west america
its north of SA and south of/in Africa
I have no idea
South West Africa
The country usually referred to as Namibia. :p
you mean namibia not Namibia
๐คท
A place there anyway
Narnia ๐ฅน
ah neat. SWA. learned something new today
eithery way, any graduated "doctors" need to take a re evaluation test before they can be considered a doctor in other countries
That's the case for many places
one does not simply flying doctor
not for doctors though
are dentists.. doctors? ๐ค
You mean professors?
of the mouth yes
Any person who has a Doctorate is a doctor
<-- dr
I think they even add it in the passport
SA doctors can leave SA with no problems except for the government not wanting them to leave and complete their residency somewhere else with out needing to retest
fancy
Can you be a Doctor in arts?
That would be the best shortcut
also can you believe that you only need 30% to enter unam to become a doctor
It is a grand title honestly
Kinda worth it
you do need to pass with 45% though to get to year two
Masters doesn't give you shit
No one will call you master
Kinda shame
open a dojo and then they will call you
wait, no food needs guck? why does it say it smells like fermented fish though!
whats the point of telling me it smells like fermented fish if it has no uses in food!
solved it for ya, Master
A bleep, A bloop, A blibidity bloop
What is going on with this particular group?
๐ osu
It's only 8:19pm D:
yeah. but you're suppose to be dead tired after work ๐
๐ค
oh shit those are eyes
they never looked like eyes
biscuit needs to sleep
yeah. if you have them in a sentence. they are super-small 

its 11:20 am ๐ค


1:20pm pls
๐ต ใฐ๏ธ ๐ต
Ah I want scuba diving
Take the date with you to bed to sleep.
You'll hardly be visible in the big blue ocean.
hello
the sun has been shining again for a few days now and the plants are turning green, are you also enjoying spring?
not really, arent getting enough rain
Yus ^-^ my apricot trees are blooming! Just a shame it's very cloudy
Worth 500 bells per apricot
Those look so nice, if it clears up build a wooden shack nearby and take some pictures so you can post it in fanart and we can see those beautiful trees.
I'll send u a pic in DM's, took one yesterday ^-^
<hooray.gif>
What sort of flowers is that in peoples' names anyway
They're cherry blossoms
Oh. Never seen one.
Oh, i didn't manage to leave the cult. It's not that easy i guess;)
nope!
Unremovable, solid as the dots above my e
But at least the old order is restored, that is nice
๐ ๐ธ
๐
But I guess I'll remove the flowers again
and i see sama's flowers arent lopsided anymore
Yeah, someone came along after me
Who could it be i wonder...
you don't like them? ๐ค
We've lost a disciple.
I liked them, but i wanted justice. That was pretty much it
HERETIC!
justice? so you lost the flowers in the fight? ๐ฎ
Yep, i feel like i am alone in the whole world now ngl
Justice for me! ๐ธ
I wanted to sign them over, but i also didn't sacrifice a lot to get them in the first place
Give Ales his flowers ๐ฅบ ๐ธ
so ๐ธ. yes or no on your name? ๐
Yes, please. Can't leave the cult mentally anyways.
seems like someone gifted you some flowers
Palheim
๐ธheim
Yes!
Is there more sun in the future?
Don't you want to join the church of spring and get flowered?
I need rain
You can have some of ours.
we back, lets go
Welcome back.
Do you enjoy spring?
If so, care to join the church of spring and get flowered?
Don't scare the new people away
You'd make a better ambassador for the church of Spring then I would, that's fo sho.
Yes, I wouldn't ask brand new people if they want to get flowered ๐
hello lovely ppl! 

