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A dump of draugrs
a pandemonium of parrots
Holy crap is that real
ye xD
apes fit perfectly with what i have in mind but im not saying it
a pledge of wasps
An ostentation of peacocks, a romp of otters.
🧑💼 a pledge of wasps
a knab of toads xD
They're great
Now you need greydwarves
Congretation of alligators.
I feel it has to be garden
An annoyance of greydwarves.
I'm changing blobs to a gulp of blobs
O no
A discord of trolls
Gorillas: a band lmao
Seekers obviously will have to be a colony
🥁🐒
But it is a band
Band doesn't have to mean music but.. music is better
Giraffes: a tower xD
A choir of fulings
wsg yall
Now I truly wonder what the AI thinks the topic is
Bats: a colony, cloud or cauldron
ive been playing valhiem till like 6am bruh no joke takes all of your time and i dont even know it
Cauldron is cool
When you get the bat raid you get you stirred the cauldron which I don't know what it means
wth is cauldorn
It's writing down a whole list of topics to use in the future
typically language used about witchcraft, but in game obviously a play on words about a group of bats coming to raid you
Wait fulings have to be
A mischief of fulings
probably also ties in with the cultist's lore/practices
whatever
..Anyway
a flamboyance of fulings
O lord

legit group name for flamingo's
A murder of deatsquitos seems apt.
For sure a murder
Fenris now
An o lord of fulings
Ah yes
seen a few of those xD
A flank of fenris
kamap will season
I saw only those tbh
a husk of draugr
Terrifying
an aggregation of golems
A formation of golems
A gander of golems?
a giggle of goblins?
an ambush of wraiths
A combination of golems
Mischief is perfect for goblins and fulings
a lamentation of lox
Lox has to be stampede just like oxen
no we all know its loxie-woxies
A breeze of wraiths
Definitely ironic
wrath of wraiths?
A wardrobe of wraiths
Since they're just floating rags
Not much left of work so we need a few more groups
There's still drakes
Studio because Drake 
how about desolation of abomination?
Triple double of abomination
Let's end with Necks
A shoulder of necks
a wisdom of wombats
A cube of wombats
a tie of necks? >_>
I'm drawing blank on necks surprisingly
A vein of necks
A nuisance of necks
a zeal of necks
Zebras: a zeal 
we can elevate necks
Now I can go home
I am sure people keep being spammed from discord with all these..
Multiple users are discussing a tie of necks
well too bad they missed it now
A discord of drauger
what the hell is happening here XD
a stream of asatru
oh i see the flower field alright 😄
spring is here and we're all cute \o/
Ah, queens to spring.
--> 🌸🌸🌸🌸
Pink flowers everywhere
<insert coffee time gif here>
Tries to hide it behind tea time gif
Will we be able to grow cherry blossoms in the Ashlands? 🤔 🌸

My favourite volcanic tree
that would be really nice 🤔
Ask Smiffe, don't ask Subject.
ill ask subject
can i get pink flowa
thats not subject
🌸
🌸
yes that one
any server up ? can I join just fun
#1024264966712340510 might help ❤️
Maybe ask for a flowery name change.
ok, thanks
I'm dreading the day when all of us will be deflowered.
why
Deflower
Sad or happy tears?
Hi guys, can you tell me when the update will be?
I I I…. Don’t know
first half of this year
They did not
They never did.
It was posted on a website somewhere but that was in error and not done by any of the developers.
hmm okey, maybe its my bad
I wish the update would be faster damn it
i love valheim
❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Most of us wish that.
Most of us do.
nah im procrastinating
Hey, I'm procrastinating as well, I should be fixing stuff for new colleagues that start Friday.
I mean with her majesty
I'm listening to him at the moment.
Do your tasks - support the new employees
I am, just very very slowly.
It will all be done by the time they arrive.
I hope this time they just drop the bomb off instead of teasing like last time.😗
for people that joined the VC and no one is saying anything, Asatru is afk 🥲
I don’t. It’s a shame when updates get rushed and end up unsatisfactory and buggy
Most?
Yes, somewhere there will be someone in this server that either hates it and wants to whine about it or someone that more than loves it and maybe someone that is neither hot nor cold about the game.
Hm?
All the flowers everywhere are making it hard for me to keep people straight...😂
Some of us are a bit bend in the head, no need to keep us straight.
Why would you want us all to be straight?
I bet its OCD.
Sorry maybe that's an Ameican colloqiualism. I mean it's making harder for me to keep track of who's who, cause my brain just wants to see "flowers" and skip the names 😅
For me 1814 in your name is simply a snowman 8 standing with skis in both hands 1 & 1 after ski jumping 4. So i assume you love ski jumping. But this doesn't distract me at all 👀
Your brain works in a very interesting way.
That's great, I love that🤣
bro, this chat is pink asf, whats up with this flowers cult tho
It's Spring.
a dev went on a rampage and spread his spores and now we all grew flowers
Spores create mushrooms etc, not flowers.

He enlisted some bees and pollinated us all?
there's a fungus among us
alien spores that grow flowers(?)
yes
ill go with that
You could just call it pollen.
i culdve but its too late
Editing is a thing.
everyone knows alien spores make face huggers, which then make aliens
indeed
im thinking of the spores that you inhale and then plants start growing in you and either mind control you or burst out to grow into a beautiful flower ready to catch more victims
Parasitic pollen?
triffids

Parasitic Ophiocordyceps fungi?
that the stuff from last of us?
well thats just a fungus that originated in ants
No, that's stuff that lives in the rain-forest and takes over insects.
cordycepts or something
they all have long ass names 😩 
i think thats also used in many medications or litterally drank as supplements
Break down Ophiocordycep
no, we are talking about the same thing xD
What is the 'The Last of Us' fungus? The characters in the show reference Cordyceps, also known as Ophiocordyceps unilateralis, a real fungal parasite that's been called the “Zombie-Ant Fungus” because it infects insects and spiders.
I don't know the last of us, I do now zombie insects ^^
<--- this guy stars
Mando?
Nor a spear as in GOT.
yeh well remembered, he fought the mountain
huh that's weird. I interpret it as the snowman being about to ski jump off 4
Basically won then did a stupid and lost anyway.
Interpretations are fun
Why would he show his skis that way before the jump?
ski poles?
idk but how would he jump off of a solid wall? To me you clearly you gotta move from left to right to use the angle of the 4 as a ramp
If you move right to left you just slam into the vertical side of the 4
He jumped from right to left cuz the wind is that way (look on those 11 tops)
He's ovbviously triumphing after the jump
also yea I was more so thinking of poles than skis, same as mechanic
also the motion from left to right is assumed
right to left broman is jumping a vertical cliff face to the top of the mountain lel
superman leap
What is the whole left to right thing? He jumped from 4 and standing in front of it. There's no left to right motion, he obviously appears bigger, hence he stands like 20 m away from the viewer with 4 being like 75 m. Jeez guys
left to right is the way it's read/displayed
Okay, what else mb all these are just numbers, pff
i was going with tea leaves, but, uh, sure xD
I mean, there are languages that are read top to bottom, right to left.
Some read those upside down.
Some can read mirrored words.
ah I just understood you meant they went off a ramp and jumped clear over 4? Initially I thought you meant they jump off of 4, using it as a ramp
Let it remain a mistery for now for future generations to unveil
Just a thought I had. Not sure if the current speed of progress is sustainable/tenable. "Competition protects the consumer" all of a sudden a lot of more 'similar' games such as enshrouded, nightingale, etc. Are coming out. The battlefield has changed. And the team I feel has to adapt to it. I don't want them to lose the lighting in a bottle they were able to catch.
In what sense is it not 'sustainable'? It's been pretty solid the last 3 years.
hey, I'm pretty new to valheim but I do own a vps. I'd like to setup a server but I'd also love to play with other "newish" people from germany. Any ideas where to look beside #1024264966712340510 ? Are there hidden channels for specific languages or other servers to look for people you know? 🙂
Valheim>
If anything, I think Valheim has changed the battlefield so to speak on its own. I’m not a fan boy, and Valheim is not a perfect game. But it pushed boundaries and raised the standard for survival games- which is a respectable feat. I wish the best for games such as Enshrouded that they look at Valheim and see what made it great, and learn from it. It’s not a matter of ‘Valheim VS Enshrouded death match” but instead just different games that potentially cater to different audiences.
This genre of game's scene has changed.
Has it? Then why is every game STILL being compared to it?
Nope. Servers and lfg is the place. But you can for sure just make a post saying you're looking for newish german people and see if anyone bites. It is a tight criteria tho so dunno how many you'd get
Toomuchdoggmon is right with valheim being a staple. Just don't want it to coast
What are you on about? Coast?
"Coasting" yanno?
spicy juicy new biome right around the corner
The game has sold 15 million copies and is now a benchmark for surivival crafting games. What more do they need to achieve?
I want it to keep growing, like I said, there are new players on the scene to eat up metaphorical marketshare
Players only have 24 hours in a day.
it's not an issue to play with english people, however speaking in your native tongue is something different 🙂 Guess datacenter/hosting location "Frankfurt, Germany" should not be a narrowing point?
Why do you need that? The number of players doesn't affect anyone's enjoyment of the game.
The further away the host is from you, the more likely there will be desync and lag issues. It's generally preferable to have players and servers in roughly the same geographical area. That said, where it's hosted has no bearing on the language it's set to use.
Potential for new players to find it/growth
they don't need a large active player base, but they have one anyway
Again, why do you feel this is necessary?
Things are changing around the whole especially in the tech sector
Again. The relevance?
Turn around?
A lovely interaction as always derek
Well, you've failed to answer any of my questions and then called me a wall. So the feeling isn't mutual.
our lack of concern is well founded
lmao
Looks like Derek is trying to find enjoyment in the game and name taken was trying to pitch their ideas for what is required to be or indicative of a successful game
But utterly failed to actually explain WHY they thought it was necessary.
🫳 🍿
Eh, you've probably missed it all. They've already dismissed me.
why do you feel it necessary to have them explain why they thought it was necessary?
that’s my question for today
Because that's how discussion works?
why is that necessary?
cause otherwise your points are invalid?
I suppose what I’m asking is why it’s necessary, if I had to sum up
the main idea, really
also maybe the relevance
Calm down bois
All is calm.
Come for valheim, stay for the deep thoughts on social philosophy
Dont we all
I couldn’t agree more. But what’s the relevance?
The relevance is life is short, play video games and bee happy 
That sounds necessary. I guess we all learned something today about relevancy and necessity
Have a great game day all 🤌
I just wanted some sauce
It is asked, thus is it given.
This is the coolest bottle of sauce I’ve ever had

Sam’s sad she doesn’t have sauce
I was searching for a read emoji but all I found was bread so
🍞
i have coffee
Ah, the Smiffe spelling.
oh damn, sorry I'm rolling an egg down a mountain and I don't wanna lose track of it
Ah, an egg race, fun!
This should be on a wall
It's two eggs so it's more like, pick up one, waddle, throw, pick up, waddle, throw
Interesting way to raise twins
Interesting...joke?
Interesting yolk
Interesting…smoke
📸
I know 
Could a been smoother
You try it then
also that's w-
6/10
That was better
is there any way to make dlds working?
I made it better
I decided not to
What's a dld?
sorry, dlss* "deep learning super sampling
it makes my laptop gpu stay more quiet (4050)
Ah that's a techy question, maybe in #valheim-help ?
I thought valheim-help is more about gameplay -I'm new and don't like to be spoiled :x sorry for the wrong channel
Might be a GPU issue, you usually need decent AI for it to work
All good I luv yapping
It can be spoilers, gameplay help, or game issues like crashing and such. It's kind of a catch-all, unfortunately.
rtx 4050 should be able to handle it, it's from 2023 - 4xxx series also should support rt with dlss together from what I've looked up
As for DLSS, no. You can turn the render scaling in the settings down though, and that has a very similar method and effect.
It's fine, I'm just not sure anyone knows what you're asking for.
DLSS is an AI-based upscaling tech that is Nvidia specific, FSR is another similar technique for AMD. Valheim uses Unity as it's engine, which forgoes both of those specific branded techniques to have their own internal render scaling method. But at the end of the day it's all very similar and has the same benefits/drawbacks. Valheim does NOT have any kind of RT rendering available, and I'm not sure it is anywhere in the plans.
I don't think the question was what dlss was
okay, thank you
Well they said dlds so it might be similar.
Unity 😔
No, the question was how to enable DLSS in Valheim, and I was explaining the tech so others who might have a similar question could figure out the answer since the basic answer is "no, it can't" but the desired functionality is there under a different name. You would be surprised at how many people just want to enable "X" feature without actually understanding what it's intended to do.
I she
unsustainable infinite growth is impossible. every game (not just games, but pretty much any thing in life) gets old, stale, dies. that's simply just how life goes, no matter how great it is in the moment.
Boowomp
I want "X" feature to be on. That sounds sick
https://ibb.co/D44nSKC this setting?
Are you just typing random words
No
It's a sad sound effect along with 'womp womp'
Exactly that. Turn it to automatic, or a set percentage. I usually leave mine around 70%
Onomatopoeia
The one word I can spell rite apparently
We can take further discussion to #valheim-help if you need since this is more for general off topic type chats 😉
I have already used this word today
ok 🙂

It must be the official day of onomatopoeia then
Typing onoma is enough to auto complete 
onoma
On phone 
Imagine using discord on a phone
Imagine ordering a new graphics card and then waiting two weeks for it to.arrive and now it's getting delayed again
Imagine not being able to afford discord mobile
Imagine not being able to imagine stuff
I sometimes like to imagine I am a cheese wheel
imagine all the people
living in the world
My vcing ability left me when I gained the depression debuff
Curling into a ball and crying
Ah.. one of those people 🤔
One of those cheese wheel people
BOOO
I thought it was pretty good
If I were going there I could a made a 'cheesy' pun
Briehave.
why do lots of people have pink flowes in their usernames? is it a cult
It is
Yes. The price is one soul to enter
🪻
It was the year 2024, the day February 27th, there was an influx of pollen in the air (I asked for a bee and got regular flowers so I was sad lol)
🦠
I think I win because I have 3 modifications to the name
- Replaced l with 1
-
- Queen
-
- Two flowers
If I had mon
I'd have 4 modifications
What do you win?
A good night's rest
Truly a treasure
I’m a lil jelly now tbh
Pfff, good luck trying to get mine, even i don't know where the f*ck it is xD
I sold mine to some other kid in grade school for a pack of Swiss Rolls, no idea where it is now
It kinda reveals that you are just desperately trying to adapt to this world with mutations
Damn, i have 3+ modifications as well 😔
Come on, why noone sees it? Smiffe was damn right
I feel like his e is different
'It will take months to spot it' he said
Maybe there wasn’t a comma originally
My s and e are f up
oh i c
Now i don't know how to read it 😢
It was
I know what it is
As in, noticed right away 😄
Yea, you can't fool slavic people with those. We can fool anyone, but not us.
Wait Is it really that difficult to spot? 🤔
I wonder if it just doesn't show in some locales.
We have lived through those times. I don't think it is relevant now
Wut?
If i would believe it if somebodys default was entirely different style of letters, like cyrilic or kanji etc.
Everybody can see those stupid dots
Yep you went from sh to s
Well yes. But you always had those.
That was funny
But not on the correct letters ^^
Now I don't remember.
Hence, slav thing!
Hardly. Just a poor memory.
Wasnt it š before?
Ah!
Now it's a mix of latin and cyrilic with ë sound like yo. So now it's smth like Alyos, not Alesh
I remember because Aleš is kinda normal name where i am from 😄
It was a normal name i came here with. Now i have bunch of rubbish around it.. and inside
The flowers are ok tho
okay that's better ❤️
You don't like flowers? 😄
Oh xD
where is Ashlands???
In the south.. chilling
You asked that twice today at least
Weird.. should've been installed on your pc already prior to being dropped
Because everytime someone asks when they will be out they get delayed 😄
O.O
Bro.. those non spacesuit cats... sometimes it's hard to understand them, am i right?
Will we get a release date announcement prior to the beta or will the beta just drop
😉
Remind me how they did it with mistlands PTB
2019 calling . The beta is out.
How often do you receive calls from years?
Yearly
With a 5 year gap ig?
Well, someone asked when the beta was out. Only the past can tell them that.
Doesn't pbt also contain beta in it?
No.
Is there a way to see how far along the devs are on the roadmap? I haven't played Valheim for a long time and I'm curious to see what all has changed since
Considering we don't have any roadmap: Nope
There isn't a roadmap to follow beyond "these things are known to be unfinished (i.e. ashlands, deep north and ocean biomes, and "general polishing before the game is finished".
So far that if you look back roadmap is no longer a road or a map
In terms of roadmap, there is no roadmap
Plus an unknown amount of things we don't know about that they may or may not have plans or acquire plans to add.
Ashlands is currently nearing completion, that's the next major update.
After Ashlands, only Deep North remains undeveloped of the land biomes.
Alright, I suppose I'll just have to start again to see what all has changed. And that's real cool, good to know
As for the old roadmap from 2021 - while that specific list was scrapped not long after EA launch when the game turned out to be vastly more successful than anticipated and priorities changed as a consequence, most of the stuff on it is in the game, though not necessarily in the way they envisioned at the time of EA launch. A lot of other stuff that wasn't on it is also in the game now.
Makes sense, I like how they seem to be doing things now. I'm glad the game's doing so well
I finally found Hildir and her two loxes Hallon and Blabar 🥺 ❤️
My Hildir spawned on the border of a Plains biome, love seeing the Deathsquitos fuck off for once.
Just fyi, those are the swedish words for raspberry and blueberry
she does quite often i noticed 😄
That's absolutely adorable 🥺
We need more berries in game honestly so I can live my Sleeping Beauty fantasy, picking berries in the woods on my 16th birthday before I inevitably prick my finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel… and die.
First time i found her i thought she spawned in plains cause the meadows area was so small
same here 😄
I guess it didn't help that Hugin mistakenly thought she spawned in plains. :p
My friend and I basically roleplay that movie whenever we run out of berries.
Who gonna kiss you awake? Haldor?
@radiant walrus
Haldor can kiss me awake
haldor'll let halstein do the honors
Maybe our beards will intertwine in destiny
Tangled beards
Oh my
Beards tangled tight, try not to cry
Beard King
We already have weird many-armed dude
This would give us weird many-beard dude
Wow. And I thought I grow beards fast
Cheers
Happy leap day 
That was...interesting. I was unable to post or anything until I left/rejoined. Is that like...a thing now?
you cant receive messages from people on the server, that's why
Thanks! I think I set that years ago when someone started spamming me. Fixed now.
Yeah, just found it 😅
lol
Who would win- Yagluth or Skeletron? 🤔
Win at what? If chess, i'll go with yagluth fs
A Deathbaaaatle!! 🎉
Then don't know, for me yagluth is more about intellectual battles, he's a deep thinker, but he hardly can move
Ok, what do the pink flowers mean?
It's Spring!
Oh I see
Well, for half the world at least.
our cherry trees started to blossom and now the entire server is covered in them
Not yet 1 extra day this year
Valheim needs more plantable flowers
Sakura tree in Valheim to celebrate! ||kidding||
Some day i will stop uncovering hidden text from you, but this would be a whole other story to tell



Ello
just purged my friendliest, so many people that add as a friend but never say anything...
It’s easier to just not have that many friends to begin with 🤭
Well i dunno, you'd assume people add you for a reason right? But then they don't say anything D:
yeh fast way to get hacked these days having a load of rando jones invites
fancy requesting friends status when you've never spoke to a person
Same reason why I never answer my phone if I don’t recognise the number, so many scams going around these days. If it’s important, they’ll leave a message.
Or text
Ah, once again time to try to guess timing when the new biome will drop so I can figure out when to start a new play through
Im guessing… June
the troof
easiest to relax and let it come to ya
Yea but my gear is all stuck under a gjall and I don’t wanna go get it…
What's a developer weapon
Anyway, I just sold my laptop, where I spend most of my time gaming. Now I'm laptopless 🙁
Are you a PTB player or a full release kinda gamer
Because full release is Q2, so the latest is June, but very well could be before that
PTB is some time before that, so anywhere from tomorrow to maybe may
So you want help?
There are peeps who offer help for stuff like that?

Morning gjall.
Meowning 🥰
Mmmleurgh (Trying to mimic deer sound)
If I can ask…
Why is everybody so floral all of a sudden???
At first it was just Samara, now it’s everybody 😂
🤔
I’m concerned the mistlands is sprouting 😅
The flowers are blooming
Wasn't meeee
I'll be having anchovies pizza this evening and probably a slice or two of Hawaiian chicken pizza, what will you people be having?
I'm still in bed 🛌
Milk
🩷
Hawaiians classic
Some were jealous of Somoroman and enlisted Smiffe to make it flowery in here.
No chicken 😂
What is a Hawaiian chicken anyway
🌴🐔
Excuse you
I'm not a man tyvm
Tomato sauce, mozzarella, chicken, pineapple.
Chicken in a coconut bra
Jamaican accent Aight, mon.
😦
You can't decide what you'll have for dinner when in bed?
Da scooorge was not da greatest enemyyy
Honey i cant even decide to get up
thanks to brs i was able to sleep 4hrs before work
✍️bsr?
Luckily it only takes you 4 seconds to get to work.
Brain Sleep Research?
body squad rescue 🤨
Not me translating that to the brs
Battle ready secretaries
Isn't that a kpop band
Battle ready serpents
Certainly sounds like it.
You’re thinking of BTS
Morning everyone 😄
I was jokinnnngngngng
I rather like this pink theme
I envy anyone that gets to work in less than 20 minutes
Let alone 4 seconds
But the good news is that there are huge projects coming up for new roads 
Takes me about 7 minutes by bike.
Hope they're done before I lose my mind
I'm always late, just in case
It's 30km away but it takes anywhere between 25 minutes and an hour
About 13km by car, 15mins if i don't go to the store omw
I wish
As much as i love cars going by bike or public transport would be nice even as an option
I hate cars 🤓
I just want to get there
If I had the choice of going by bicycle I so would
Cars are fun
January was crazy cold
Climate change is a lie!
We have 7-8 lane highways and it's still congested 🤨 there's no fun
Yeah i've heard about that, if people didn't know what the right lane was for i would be sick of it too
80% of our main roads aren't even highways
I rode to work a couple times, it was 90 minutes each way.
It's all highways here
It used to be okay two years ago
Where are you?
It used to always just take 25 minutes
Now every day is a struggle
Now it's averaging 40 minutes
Dubai
Cosy
Sounds warm
Have those Palm islands sunk yet?
In summer.. well, good luck 
I live on the other end of the spectrum
No
Australia isn't as good as it used to be
I'm not a fan of having 200 days of winter but it is what it is
+40 is way too much though
I'm not a fan of only 20 days of rain a year
Where in Australia did he go?
Perth
Ah yes, Perth does get warm
Got a job at a mine or something like that
Second most remote major city in the world apparently
The more you know
Warmth is never nice
Something like +20 all year around would be perfect
I'd love to move somewhere cold, like Norway
I'm in eastern 🇫🇮
Ah moi
My city gets cold but only like -1 to -10
*Pleasant
That's perfectly bearable too, there's something comfy about a morning mist sometimes
Come experience 50°C
NO
I've been to thailand and it was quite warm but humid
Why not
All natural
Come experience an electricity bill after it has been under -30 for 2 weeks 🫠
Even 30 degrees celcius, 50+ humidity, not a cloud in the sky and no wind is brutal
I can handle hot days as long as it's cool at night. There is nothing worse than being hot and sticky while trying to sleep.
Dog bless the AC
I don't use AC, a fan does me fine
Me neither, my house is in the shade during summer mostly but i use it for the heater
A fireplace would be more economical
Cats love the fireplace
I did experience -40 in Canada
Was nice
And two months ago I was in Sweden -1 to - 15ish
Freezing is more magical compared to melting
I mean yeah it's bearable, but i guess like never ending heat cold gets a bit tiring after a long time
Length of daytime is also very short the further north you go during wintertime
Could be yeah
I'd want to try living through an entire frozen winter
Hahahah yeah that feeling is incredibly foreign
When it's 10:30pm and the sun is still up
Or getting dark at 3:30 pm
It's dark when i go to work, it's dark when i leave
But the midnight sun during summer is something to die for
I used to work 12 hour days, I was used to that.
Hey, makes life interesting to say the least
Recommended to eat supplements so you don't get depressed during winter
I'm hopefully going again this summer
Are we discussing weather like old folk
Nordics during summer is peak
Swedish summer is 👌
Or just good, nutritious food in general
They find it amusing that I am enjoying the rain
Where everyone is like "o shit it's raining"
I'm like "oh my god, rain!"
Went to my friends farm for midsummer in Sweden it was great
Didn't get sacrificed like in the movies
They have videos of me just standing in the rain like
"What's wrong with this guy"
Ah darn missed opportunity
Yeah we never get rain here!
Let me enjoy this
We did the cool rituals though
Like...cliffjumping? ^^
Frog dance, midsummer crown, that pole thingy

I could do with a fried egg bacon sandwich right about now
Yes this, we danced around it
Yess
I brought my PA and we had a farm rave
Would def do it again but going to go to a festival this summer
It's raining here if u want
When it rains here
Everyone goes out
Lucky
when it rains here sometimes my roof leaks 🥲
But also when it pours like mad
The roads flood because we're not built for rain
But that means work from home too
But rarely, it has to really pour
We are used to rain but cats usually shag in my roof and move the tiles around 🥲
it's been fixed now but for a certain time 
My friend said they don't work during rain in AUS apparently
AUS is a university 💀
You mean Australia then?
Yes
it is?
It might rain on Monday here
🙏 Hope so
Here yes which threw me in a loop for a moment
It says... Monday rain and Tuesday morning
I bet it's the last rainfall until next season
Catch some rain, seal it in an "unbreakable" container, so when you want rain fall, you can just drop the container.
You referring to the ANU?
Australia
Introducing salts into a cloud is one type of cloud seeding. Making the chance that it will rain higher or it rains more.
We salt our roads 😂
Hahahah that much I know
No salting fields though, that's bad.
Now look what you've done
It's only march and I already am anticipating my vacation
All for just rain
Haven't been able to do much during summer for years but i'm finally going to a festival for the first time, can't wait for that
Oh yes
As long as it isn't raining men or spiders its all good.
Raining men would just leave a mess and so much damage.
Raining spiders would just be creepy.
I think I want to plan my next vacation just to see Jacob Collier live
Which one?
Now that song will play in my head rest of the day
Electric love festival in Austria
He'll be in Finland July 🤔
Let's try for a better one: Mahna Mahna Do doo be-do-do.
160 DJ's and 100k attendants
1 dj for every 1000 🙀
Aaaaah let's scratch the vacation topic
Unhealthy to think of it on a Thursday afternoon

Unnecessary excitement
Yeah back to discussing weather, i'm very good at that
I do it with my coworkers almost every day of the year 😂
But weather for me is part of the vacation 
When you live in a scorcher weather like this
Right now it's okay but slowly it'll become ugly
24°C right now
Basically perfect tbh
But it'll soon go back to hell heat
It's around 0 now
Until next December
It's cloudy and rainy here and only 8°C I didn't enjoy my 30 minute bike ride.
I bike the wrong way because I need to get at least 30 minutes of sunlight each morning to battle my sleeping disorder.
Woke up 15 minutes before start of my shift again because the squad thought it would be a great idea to do a boss when it's 12pm only to get ganked at the mountains and having BRS rescue us to get to sleep at 2am
Can't appreciate them enough for saving my rest of the week
I can haz tea?
I appreciate the superold meme tho ❤️ kamap
caffeine go brr
yeahhhh but going to make it.....
Okay what would yall do:
shower first, then comfy coffee time
coffee first, for energy shower
Shower first then tea.
coffee*
My ritual is an energy drink while commuting
Meh, shower comes first though.
I don't work today so I can be lazy
Oki let's do that!
Shower, maybe breakfest if there is time 😄
There's always time but its nearly noon and I skip most breakfast times
Brunch it is.
Just about never have brekky before leaving, usually eat watching something or playing anyway
I don't get to have the choice
It's always shower then straight to work
Only once I get there I can decide to have a drink
<- works from home

Waking up earlier isn't a possibility?
No
The time between waking up and going to work is the dead man's hour
Those minutes both exist and don't exist
Bro living in the matrix

isn't that between 3 and 4 am?
I wake up 6:25am, leave before 7:00
Not snoozing for an hour? That's wild
Snoozing is terrible
Don't do it
Tbf when it's summer it's way easier to get up and get stuff done
6am, snoozing till 6:15am.
Shower, dressing, breakfast and making lunch, I'm mostly done with all that around 7am.
Bike to work any where from 7-8:50 am, depending on what I have and want to do before I leave for work.
Alarm at 6:15 -> get up at 7:00-7:30 -> drive to store -> to work 8:00-8:15
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I have breakfast at 10-11am
I wouldn't want to have it as soon as I wake up tbh
Still probably wouldn't want coffee either until I'm already at work
Never really have brekky at home, i usually take leftovers or something from the store and eat something when i arrive
is there anyway to use odin gear my friend recently bought it an can use it however i cannot
I don't want to spend any more time at home before work
I've made it so i don't really have the time to do so
Wake up shower and dress and vroom
Waking up earlier is definitely not worth it
So it's just the perfect amount of time
I've tried a lot of things and i just can't put myself to sleep early enough to do so, don't want to eat meds to do so either
The only time variance is when it's a bit too cold to leave to shower 
It's like "o shit I gotta go"
I bring my alarm to the shower so I have to get out.

I've had to drop the inside tempature a bit to cut costs so getting up is like that already
PC's do a great heating job during the evening
If you mean the Odin cape that's only usable by people who participated in the beta.
MY FRIEND DID NOT THO
i forgot how heavy they are brh
I had a dude i met at the bar help me move a bed next day and it was the start of a beautiful friendship
bed is meh
If it's heavy it's quality
but three, double door wardrobes, nah.
i might buy that rope for easier things
to move things faster etc
now my leg is busted cuz my hands was sweaty enough
My first apt had those circle stairs and moving was a pain
i circle stairs up?
3 stories/floors up
Yeahh
Real pain is moving a purple mattress upstairs
More than worth it if you have someone to use it with
my friend got house with little stairs to the 2nd floor
easy to trip and get busted
- when u moving stuff
Friends that help you move and friends that ask you to help move are the best ones
i can see from the picture lol, i wonder if it balanced, or all this weigh comes into centre
The weight rests on your shoulders and the balance depends more on the people
And if you’re going up stairs. But you usually have to keep pushing it away from your chest
Especially if you’re the bottom guy when going up stairs
They make moving things like washers and safes so easy though
safe, i moved that thing once in my lifetime
it was a medium one, sooo slipery bruh
did about 5-6 pauses, cuz it was summer too lmao
I move them all the time I’m so glad for dollys
ah yes purple, the heaviest colour xD
Never had to touch one with less than a forklift
i can move many things, i got some gains, but upstair moving is the worst
I swear
fridge aint that bad
It’s like moving a 200-250lb bag of pudding
I’d rather move 37 fridges than 1 purple mattress
And it’s always people who don’t want to buy mattress protectors then they get mad if it touches the ground once
Like you’re lucky I’m even able to hold this thing to begin with
Spend 10 dollars on the protector if you’re going to have a super heavy expensive mattress
when im gonna move out imma unbuild my wardrobes ngl, cuz i have similar to whag i moved today
Keep it that way
The floppiness is the real killer so wrapping would help a lot
Carry it like a rug. They get delivered vacuum sealed
I've twisted mattresses into giant trash bags if the van was dirty
why are you awake jfc
How expensive are we talking, the purple mattress
Because had to pee and get a drink. And they’ve got me off work tomorrow
searched purple matress, what i found its just pillows wuh
$800-2k damn
Idk when I look up their website it’s straight into mattresses
i have simple bed for 1 human and im alr lol
my 160cm was like 600€ all in
When the first thing the site says is up to 800 off you’re know you’re in for some crazy prices
Seems to be a trend with anything furniture unless going to IKEA
I really want one of those mega beds that are like two king size beds put together
🤨
If I’m ever single again I’m getting an even bigger bed
We have this one store that's only sofas that are 3k but 700€ only this week!!
Im still getting bigger bed
Idk a twin sized bed works good if you want to make sure whoever you’re sleeping next to is directly next to you lol
do it, divorce your wife and say "sorry honey need a bigger bed"
i mean, u aint gonna be sleepin like ⭐️ all night
buys a bigger bed just to curl up in one corner of it to cry
Nah I would have like 4276 stuffed animals in my bed
If you are feeling wild you can just sleep vertically or something
I’d sleep in a hammock some nights
hang a washing line up in the bedroom, voila
I use to have a living room hammock it was sweeeeeet
Hammock = tom and jerry
I have a hammock but i forget to take it out every year and now there's a meter of snow
Like the astronauts.
i sleep sided like a girl
Not that vertical
I’d love to experience zero gravity sleep
Idk if i could get used to that
Time to build an igloo and put the hammock in there.
So horizontal but sideways?
If i dig a hole then it would be just that
I like how I saw someone say moving while I sleepily went for a drink and I got this caught up. I’m going back to bed good night yall and don’t forget a shoulder dolly is a great investment if you have a friend to move with
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done that, not the most comfortable sleep ever 😅
makes you appreciate hot showers xD
What's better than sweating all day and using baby wipes for a shower
I went straight to astronauts and their sleeping bags.
A real shower and being comfortably warm all day.
getting that woodsmoke smell out of yr skin and clothes after campfire
or barbeque or fighting a forest fire.
bbq is likely very short exposure, no idea abt fighting forest fires xD
but when you sit by a campfire all night the smell permeates everything
Heard a ozonator works good for that
Depending on the bbq it takes a while to get going and you can be grilling for a few hours depending on what you are making and for how much people.
After I do bbq my clothes always smell like smoke and so do I.
Char grill or a gas grill?
that's for pro level xD
Got both a wood grill and a coal grill.
Works great for car interiors and apartments that have been smoked in too
"this isn't my 1st bbq" xD
I've been grilling for 24 years now.
Used a simple fire pit with stones around to an open fire bbq and anything in between.
Need to do some work on my deck next summer and have my first bbq hopefully
Grilled shrimp 🤌
when the crew is hungry:
I would advice an open fire bbq, you use wooden logs for fire and have a ring to grill on, the fire won't reach your meat like with a traditional bbq but you still get the taste of the smoke from the wood.
If you can get one that can also be used to smoke things, taht's even better.
damn that meat has been through some shiz then
Lol, yeah it has. Actually I should remove the meat, since I've also grilled cheese, fish, marshmallows, chocolate and some other odds and ends.
coal emoji
with a regular bbq it's a case of just waiting for flames to die down before you begin cooking, rookie mistake putting meat on too fast
Indeed, your coal / wood needs to have that ashen outer layer.
Unless it's sausages - barbecued sausages are supposed to be black on the ouitisde and raw in the middle.
nice and hot, and the meat doesn't need to be near a flame 👍
surprise factor: 0 xD
Verily. Also don't load your rack or ring to the brim, you need the place to move around the things you are grilling, you also need a "cold" spot on the grill.
sausages done nicely on a bbq are taaaaasty
there's always 1 that falls through the gaps and ends up ash xD
Doesn't happen with an open fire, they can roll off though ^^
Fav ones have small bits of chili and cheese in them and they rock after going on the bonfire
Nothing like grabbing some drinks and sausages and going to a lake
I make veal and lamb burgers like that, ground up meat, spices to taste , an egg, some breadcrumbs, bit of chilly or tabasco or minced jalapenos for a bit of a kick and then some shredded mozzarella or cheddar, mix it up good, make balls of it, throw on grill and press down so you get a pancake / hamburger form and serve with a toasted bun.
Sounds delish
I usually do some good quality ground breef and spices, need to try that next season
You can do so much with it, adding soy sauce and ketjap manis if you like on oriental twist to it, maybe some lemongrass and finely chopped spring onions as well.
Yeah i usually improvise on any food that i'm preparing and throw stuff in i think will compliment eachother
Experimenting with food is key till you find something you really like and stick to that and only make slight adjustments that you think will make it better still.
not always that simple, tastes grow and mature as we do, some of that has to factor
and we go off stuff if we have it too often sometimes
and the availability of fresh produce too
Indeed, I used to love shrimp cocktail tomatoes and now I don't like the taste of shrimp at all, I'll eat it if I have to but won't pick it myself.
I detested brussel sprouts and now I enjoy them.
i'll tolerate them xD
I've had sensory issues my whole life and learned to eat any mayo when 18, idk how i managed
I eat mostly pastas, easy to prepare and goes a long way
Can do a lot with them
🍳
A whole freaking lot and probably more than you know.
Grill, salads, desserts and so much more.
For lunch we'll be having bacon, tomatoes and pasta in a cheese sauce then put a layer of breadcrumbs of top with a bit of olive oil and pop that in the oven for a nice crust.
Anything in the fridge or cupboard can be turned into pasta/sauce haha
fridge raids are the best raids xD
My favourites just ground beef that's spiced, chili cream + sauced tomato or tuna and cream
Need to learn to make a proper carbonara, haven't had one in a while
I'm a really lazy cook but i've managed to cut down the steps to make the best with minimal work and try to go for the fresher produce where i can
Mods having to translate that just to make sure I bet 
yes
not sure why would you write that tho
normally a sentence like that would trigger conserns 🤔
oh I was thought morse code when I was younger
Duolingo
Impressive, very nice
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got 100e is steam what should i buy
You are a few hours too late to get the whole age of empires 2 bundle with 50% off.
Same
They give me headaches
I'm waiting for the AoM remaster
age of mythology? i thought they did remaster that
i want to get elden ring, but my pc wouldn't handle it i think
rtx3050 8gb
i5 14400f lol
2560x1440
Not yet.
Sadly.
There's like a high-def version or sth
the extended edition was pretty great
But I've heard there's a proper remaster coming
it has the Chinese as well
Magnificent ❤️
It has a trailer and a wish list I think
the map editor for that game was really ahead of its time
Ooh I need to look at those
MASSIVELY
the voice prompts very nostalgic
prostagma? etymos
It’s never gotten old frankly - you just enjoy it every time 🥰
Karlos!!!
Gotta say I loved the Greeks most
i played a lot of egypt and atlantis
But we should think of implementing a mountain giant special for our troll friends 😉
Will do Smiffe 🥰
If you know you know 😂
I’m just imagining a new player joining in and meeting an unexpected encounter with the atmosphere 😂
Atlantis was very much the best
Didn’t like Egypt though - too slow and hard to rush.
egypt had great units. much more of the turtle faction