general

[scenic wing]

Hello Dave 👋

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-its-time-to-party-despicable-me2-party-celebrate-gif-26156442

[hexed sand]

35 lb frostner is where it's at

if i had stupid money....

i'm in for a dice tower, match made in heaven

[peak trout]

Thanks a pile!

[tulip mauve]

Not different enough to block 180 damage with a lvl 1 wooden shield I bet 🤣

[arctic torrent]

The VCs have a chat of their own, just fyi

[hard iron]

I can't send messages in the chat... can you? Do I have to join the voice to be able to?

[arctic torrent]

Probably

[hard iron]

Doesn't seem to. Might need to fix that.

[tardy vale]

I removed the option 😄

[devout trout]

easier to moderate without needing to constantly look in those

[hard iron]

Fair enough. @arctic torrent said something about using it so I figured I check in on it 🙂

[arctic torrent]

I will say, i didnt lie

Because the chats are there

[tardy vale]

you can still see them

normal users can't

it's a VOICE chat 😄

[drifting latch]

Hm. New project idea; steintökin and glima ring.

Is it possible to adjust the scale of individual assets? If I could just take one of the naturally ground-spawned stones and make 2x and 4x variants, boom, atlas stones without modding.

Also spawned a 2 star troll and berserker to do weapon tests; spawned them both at the same time without thinking and it was like a kaiju battle.

Things learned: spear actually has a purpose, 2 star berserker are 10 tons of nope in a 5 ton bag.

[west berry]

Do you have skills maxed out to make that fight kinda balanced

[drifting latch]

Given how much I died to the berserker, far from it!

[crimson inlet]

Spears suck in valheim
And they suck in real life when held like that

You lose all the range of a spear
And lose all the stability of using it with two hand
And when held like that, you only strike downwards and takes years to readjust

[drifting latch]

They will absolutely ruin a troll or lox's day though, ha. Beyond that yeah not a fan. Hit box is just too limited.

[unique berry]

the server seems a bit... less.

[drifting latch]

Kinda wish we had poleaxes, though the closest I think would be appropriate to the setting would be halberds and even that's pushing it. Atgeirs aren't bad though.

[brave plume]

spears don't suck at all

[flat kindle]

Yes they do

[brave plume]

they only really suck against bosses, everything else they're goated if you're good

[unique berry]

x

[crimson inlet]

If you're good = the weapon is not good

Idk why people always do that in all games

[brave plume]

so the weapon isn't good because of your skill?

[crimson inlet]

[brave plume]

oh, i see 😛 yeah, ikr.

[flat kindle]

Trying to kill anything on an even slightly inclined plane with a spear is impossible

[brave plume]

no it's not

[unique berry]

i just want to be able to weild the spears with one hand and two hands

[flat kindle]

Darn boar hunting with spear sucks

[brave plume]

i spear deer from like 40 meters away

[crimson inlet]

Or at least not overhead like some dumdum

[flat kindle]

Aiming the spear feels weird

Feels like you really gotta compensate for its weight

[unique berry]

have you ever played "The Forest"?

[brave plume]

just a personal opinion, doesn't mean it sucks

[flat kindle]

No I haven’t played either

[crimson inlet]

People always say something like "oh this is good! You only need this this this and that"

[brave plume]

that's you, i've cleared the game with 80-90 in spear skill at least 10 times

works fine for those who like it for its purpose.

[flat kindle]

Fair but imo it sucks balls

[brave plume]

+1

[unique berry]

in the first one, spears are your cheapest and easiest projectile that does any form of considerable damage. throwing them is 4x worse than throwing them in valheim.
it makes for amazing practice

[drifting latch]

I was lucky to get them to connect with a fuling on equal ground, much less a deathsquitoe. Hitbox needs tuning.

[crimson inlet]

It absolutely does
You have to go out of your way to make spear a bit worse than everything else

[flat kindle]

In a dagger fan. The jumping heavy is good for hunting

[crimson inlet]

You gotta "git gud" as the gentleman said just to have a mediocre weapon still

Why hold it overhead even

[brave plume]

the hitbox could use work, there's no denying that, however there's a reason that the spear isn't as goated as other weapons in this game, and it's the cost

[crimson inlet]

At first glance you'd assume it's for fishing

[brave plume]

spears are pretty much the cheapest weapons out there aside daggers

you can get them in mistlands without refined eitr at all, 8 silver for a maxed fang spear

[unique berry]

spin it like a sign and attempt lift off like bandana dee with your brand spanking new bronze spear

[flat kindle]

There fishing in valheim???

[crimson inlet]

I'd say it's cheapest because they can disappear out of existence if you throw it

[brave plume]

that's, again, if you're unskilled

if you use the spear, you learn not to lose it with risky throws

[crimson inlet]

Idk how much skill it takes to make it not bug out

[flat kindle]

They should at least change the standard attack

[brave plume]

it's not a bug?

[crimson inlet]

Plus no amount of skill will make throwing a spear worth it even

[flat kindle]

Two handed weapon it should be

[brave plume]

if you throw a spear off a mountain, guess what, it flies off the mountain. this seems obvious.

[drifting latch]

Unironically most of my time in valheim is spent fishing or farming while watching youtube 💀

[brave plume]

you can throw a spear at a seeker soldier's ass for 600 damage after a parry

[flat kindle]

The best way to play valheim

[crimson inlet]

So spear takes so much skill to do nothing

A club takes no skill to do 3x the work

[brave plume]

you're bad, there's no need to act like it's some objective fact that the weapon is "bad"

[crimson inlet]

💀 all these conditions to do 600 damage...

[flat kindle]

Club on top

[brave plume]

just say you don't like it, that's good enough. and it's literally 2 conditions

[drifting latch]

Really need to bite the bullet and kill moder so I can actually use all the fish I have stashed in crates. About to have to start obliterating it and no one wants their base to smell like fish burnt to a cinder

[flat kindle]

Actually no dagger on top

[crimson inlet]

Or you can.. use a dagger on the ass after a parry for a billion damage

[brave plume]

or you can get good, dagger is terrible end game

[crimson inlet]

I did say I don't like it
And it sucks too

[flat kindle]

Dagger mad fun. Better than sword imo

[crimson inlet]

I can say both can't I?

[brave plume]

when you get to the mist, you can't parry 2 stars with a dagger

ever, it's two handed. cool weapon, but it's not that viable.

[flat kindle]

Can’t you just use dagger and shield

[brave plume]

no, you can't. the mist dagger is dual wield.

[crimson inlet]

What about getting good and swapping midfigjt

[flat kindle]

Wait are you serious

[brave plume]

done it

[drifting latch]

Oh yeah the commie flag weapons

[crimson inlet]

Ah see? Spear still sucks

[brave plume]

it's slow compared to others.

[flat kindle]

Swapping mid fight don’t seem worth it

[brave plume]

it's not, the switch time takes too long

[crimson inlet]

Not worth it, but it's an extra step to make it work

[flat kindle]

Ok imma just use swords then in swamp

[brave plume]

you only get 1-2 hits off MAX if you do it perfectly

[crimson inlet]

Doesn't make it better now does it

I think you can see my point here

[drifting latch]

I saw the 2 hand dagger thing in the craft menu and kinda wrote it off as a meme. Is it actually good?

[flat kindle]

Situationally

[brave plume]

it is good if you can get to the backside, especially in team play

solo, almost impossible to get backside

good for hunting hares too!

[flat kindle]

So what should I use then. If spear and dagger suck should I use sword or club

[drifting latch]

Oof hares. Not looking forward to that again

[crimson inlet]

Yes or axe

[brave plume]

sword probably, but you can actually use any weapon

it's completely up to how you feel with the weapon, they're all viable

[crimson inlet]

But not spear

[brave plume]

the himmanafl is kinda crazy too, looks sick

[flat kindle]

This sentence shattered any counter argument instantly

[crimson inlet]

You gotta "get good" to do half as much work

[brave plume]

=p

[flat kindle]

It’s like a self imposed challenge. If he likes it let him do it

[crimson inlet]

I let everyone do anything

But spear sucks

Hell germ is playing without touching the ground

[flat kindle]

I will not tolerate spear hate in this chat. Spear is special in its own way and this hate speech is unacceptable

[crimson inlet]

Floor is lava run
Absolutely not viable

[drifting latch]

My car needs work, doesn't mean I hate it.

[crimson inlet]

Okay forget spear
Look at how it's held
So dumb

[flat kindle]

Justice for all our spearmen out there

[unique berry]

wont that be in game soon?
yk, right after you kill the hive tyrant thinggy

[crimson inlet]

Mouse 3 giant axe users are the real spearmen

[crimson inlet]

No idea
Never looked at any news

[unique berry]

me neither, but i assume there will be some hot stuff, and im not talking about flame atronches

[drifting latch]

Sledge or nothing

<- has never used a sledge, even in testing

[crimson inlet]

Sledge is still disappointing

[flat kindle]

Dagger is knife and sword is just large knife. Both are the definitive way to play

[crimson inlet]

There's no direct hit with sledges

[unique berry]

personally i like the thunderstick

[drifting latch]

Number wise it just looked like a mace but worse

[crimson inlet]

Only ground slams which is a cheesefest

[flat kindle]

The only good sledge is the deer one because it helps clear catacombs easy after that it’s obsolete

[drifting latch]

I love that thing for clearing tree farms

[crimson inlet]

I used the giant sledge too
Cool but still no direct hit is so disappointing
And for some damn reason it levels clubs much slower

[void flint]

Also great for swamp dungeon. Can clear rooms safely before you break in

[drifting latch]

The iron sledge has like a pommel strike or something doesnt it?

[brave plume]

also great for infested mines (the demolisher)

[grizzled cedar]

Also great for barley and flax. Never tried it for trees

[crimson inlet]

It just strikes the ground

[drifting latch]

I usually farm plains with an atgeir tbh

[flat kindle]

I’ve never made it past Black Forest so anything past that I have little experience in

[brave plume]

what's stopping you?

[flat kindle]

Work

[crimson inlet]

It's okayish
Mainly because it's pure cheese

[brave plume]

freaking life

[grizzled cedar]

I used to but I always have a stagbreaker lying around unused anyway

[flat kindle]

Progression is mad slow. Probably my biggest gripe with the game honestly. It’s only fun when I get a lot of free time which has become rare nowadays

[brave plume]

you should try out some of the newer world modifiers perhaps, there's a resource rate you can change now

get like 1.5-2x drops from everything

[flat kindle]

Yeah probably

I honestly forgot that was a thing. What update was that added

[brave plume]

during last summer with the hildir's request

[flat kindle]

Honestly one of the best additions to the game. Probably great for private servers

Do you think they should put aesir weapons in the game?

[crimson inlet]

I'd appreciate how slow it is

[flat kindle]

It’d be cool to fly around with mjolnir

[crimson inlet]

Someone can

[flat kindle]

Imagine if the added gungnir and it just had the default spear move set

[rotund pewter]

I can imagine

It it’s not likely that we would literally wield the aesir or vanir weapons

[flat kindle]

It’d be cool tho

Like having replicas or something or using ancient materials from rare bosses to create them

Like what if there were random boss encounters you could run into in each biome. And they were all rare with even rarer drops that would let you make you’re own versions of aesir and vanir weapons

That’d be cool I think

[muted verge]

Yer ignorant if you think the spear is bad, it's a great weapon

[mild bay]

great job rebuilding the server lads, awesome work

[crimson inlet]

But it is bad objectively

[snow forge]

Tell that to the guy who won the speed run competition almost exclusively using spears.

[crimson inlet]

Let's look at how he did it 🧑‍💼

[snow forge]

Spears are great if you know how to use them, I guess they're bad if you don't know how to use them.

[crimson inlet]

A lot of things you can't take into consideration
Like the 5-hit weapon combo

A lot of things to consider when it comes to speedrun

[wide void]

Discord valheim notif:talking about boars and spears

[rotund pewter]

Tell that to the speed runners setting record times 😂

It is a versatile and effectual weapon if it use it properly

[lunar musk]

every weapon ever:

if throwing coal was our only way of dealing damage better believe someone is gonna get that good they kill every boss with it

doesn't make it an inherently "good" weapon though

[wide void]

When we throwing rocks tho?

[crimson inlet]

Bomb hovering is a staple speedrunner move in wind waker

[drifting latch]

Tryin a new flavor of skyr. Don't remember passion fruit and mango bein native to iceland but they'd know more than I do I guess.

It's terrible

[knotty storm]

i am looking for a duo

[rugged stag]

I'm sure you'll find someone in the #1024264966712340510 channel

[drifting latch]

What does duo mean in this context anyway

[rustic geode]

Does valhiem have a true edge

Where all generation stops, or it bricks your game

[tardy vale]

True edge?

[craggy moth]

Fly so far past the world border waterfall your game crashes?

Or maybe so far with the teleport console command

[tardy vale]

not really no

but the game will force the player back towards the edge of the world if the player moves off it

[rustic geode]

So far, it’s ominous as fuck

It’s just a massive empty desert, using Ashlands ambience, which is just wind and whispering

The tree is so far away it barely renders

[tardy vale]

pretty much yes

so if you just let go of controls

you will be dragged back

[rustic geode]

It’s actually pulling me away?

Also the fog went from red to black

Idk if you can like, see into the game itself, but is there any freaky hellbeast wayyy off the map?

Why do you need this much world generation

[craggy moth]

If you fly for kilometers off the edge, is that actually adding anything to the save file?

[tardy vale]

well. juust don't go off the edge 😄

your not suppose to be there 😄

[rustic geode]

Well yeah but there’s SO MUCH

I know it’s not rendered, and I know you’re not supposed to be out here

But it’s a little freaky that there’s just a barren desert 20x the size of the map

[tardy vale]

I haven't really gone all the way around that place 🤔

[rustic geode]

You know how you can scroll off the map?

That isn’t just for show. The map is secretly HUGE

And the entire thing has a killbox

Wasted 20 mins of my life flying off the map and dying

[drifting latch]

I tried wandering the desert but the floating point jitter after a while started making me sick

[rustic geode]

That’s the next biome

The reward for deep North is a boat strong enough to fall off the world and live

There’s nothing actually down there, nor will there ever be

But you can just do that now. And I think that means a lot.

[drifting latch]

I doubt the position jitter can really be fixed; if they're gonna 'add' playable area I'd hope they'd do it on a separate instance like dungeons

[rustic geode]

It’s actually not a separate instance

[drifting latch]

Otherwise gonna need that carsick pill you give kids

[rustic geode]

It’s just wayyyy up in the sky

Tbh, if they were gonna go past deep north, I say ocean

Like the big boss drops and item that makes the ocean angrier and shit

[drifting latch]

Eh. I did notice you can fly from dungeon to dungeon and exit one having entered another.

And items dropped out of bounds appear on the overworld, but that seemed to happen instantly

[rustic geode]

I’ve clipped out a few times

[drifting latch]

Come to think of it, when debug mode is on, the load time for dungeons is instantaneous; wouldn't it take some time to travel if the dungeons are rendered at z:12345+ or whatever? Or does the game just check your x/y and preemptively load any adjacent dungeons?

[rustic geode]

I’ve noticed that valhiem has some real nice load times

Like with portals for example

But with portals, I think they just pre render stuff on the other side

[tardy vale]

dungeons are directly above you in the air

[drifting latch]

wacky. ngl I suspected they were below ground in that weird pseudo terrain but I could never find em

[tardy vale]

if you fly straight up over the entrance. like 3000 meter up

[drifting latch]

Ok now I have to clip out and turn off fly and see how long it takes to go splat ha

Huh. I flew around the tree a few times and never saw a dungeon up there. Is it even higher than the tree?

[zealous anchor]

its 3km up, the tree doesnt look so far up

[tardy vale]

if you guys are playing around with devcommands

try POS

means position and will tell you exact position in the world by X,Y,Z axis

[drifting latch]

Nifty.

I think my new favorite command is removefish

[tardy vale]

killing birds back in the days when people spawned 1000's of them just to try was a thing 🤔

[drifting latch]

Probably added in because of people like me who did not realize the problematic implications of things like spawn fish3 1200 5

Tsunami of giant tuna crashing over the rocks of my island house while frantically trying to figure out how to kill them and looking like the anchovy scene from the first episode of Spongebob...

[tough aspen]

[proven dagger]

Morning gjall.

[drifting latch]

Oh yeah the hotkeys in debugmode got me in so much trouble back in the day. Got my first mass boar farm up and running, went into fly mode to take screenshots and typed a message to someone on the server not realizing the 'k' and 'l' strokes were killing all the mobs, including the boars, and deleting their drops.

Luckily now it seems 'k' no longer targets tames

[tardy vale]

;p

so many streamers did the same

used debugmode, Z to fly

and accidently hit K

[rugged stag]

Classic

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/valheim-get-on-valheim-valheim-building-building-viking-gif-23606061

[drifting latch]

And now that I've found freefly I don't even use debugfly for photos anymore.

[rugged stag]

I am D:

[tardy vale]

ah nice

only issue with free-fly is that you can't go anywhere with the camera

[drifting latch]

Tru but it seemed more than enough for a nice shot

Is there a 'hide player model' command I'm not aware of?

inb4 'press ctrl'

[tardy vale]

sadly no

not unless you build yourself into a wall 😄

best is just to fly above everything, freefly and then screen capture

[drifting latch]

Best I've found so far is sitting while flying and letting the camera zoom in

[tardy vale]

from my experience

[drifting latch]

Like it de-renders the player a few seconds after sitting but it's kinda wonky

[crimson inlet]

The "get on (game)" is supposed to look different

[drifting latch]

An individual of culture eh

[crimson inlet]

👆knows

[rustic geode]

IT NEEDS MORE MEN KISSING

[drifting latch]

[tenor gif of woman spitting out her drink in surprise]

[crimson inlet]

No filter

[drifting latch]

Well there it is bahaha

[crimson inlet]

Being implicit and then bam

[rustic geode]

Having grace in a conversation is for people who know what they’re doing

[drifting latch]

Are you me bahaha

[umbral fog]

Morning 😄

[crimson inlet]

That's how it should be

How else would you express that you want to play such and such game without the gif

Even dark souls has such gif
Very cultured

Wait... Valheim has it too 👍 very good

[drifting latch]

Oh? 👀

[crimson inlet]

It has a lot of them

[drifting latch]

I just saw one with Squidward zoomed in with bloodshot eyes captioned "The Forest is Moving"

[crimson inlet]

[drifting latch]

Oh yeah. If you have OCD don't clip out of the walls in a swamp crypt you already mined out.

Things I wish I could forget.

[proven dagger]

Having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick might help with that.

[drifting latch]

Is this a reference

[proven dagger]

Yes, obscure one but yes. Douglas Adams Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
The best cocktail in the universe is a pan galactic gargle blaster and when you drink it it feels as ...

[ruby fossil]

hello

[proven dagger]

There.

[radiant laurel]

MAy your Hunts be fruitful and journey be bountiful!! Skull!!!!

[tough aspen]

wait for asatru to finish your meme

[proven dagger]

maybe tagging @umbral fog helps.

[umbral fog]

General Kenobi!

[tough aspen]

no he always lurks

[lunar musk]

hElLo ThErE

[umbral fog]

I am not, right now i am at school and wouldnt notice it without the tag 😄

[tough aspen]

i think ive been spending too much time with you in VC cuz I just read that in your voice

[umbral fog]

🤣

[proven dagger]

Stay in school it's important.

[wide void]

Looks like somebody aint listening to the teacher 👀

[umbral fog]

Nah, this class Is very free, we are basically just chatting with the teacher 😄

[tough aspen]

put us on speaker!

[proven dagger]

Tell the teacher I said Hi.

[wispy lintel]

hello what is the last update ? is ashenland up ?

[crimson inlet]

25 minute ride turned to 75 minutes
Dear god

Getting so much worse

I believe it's caused by Ashlands not being out yet

[proven dagger]

Read channel topic.

[wide void]

Iv had worse, 5 hour drive turned to 8 had to take a different route xD

[crimson inlet]

I'd be okay with it if it was a trip somewhere and not a commute

but holy it feels like it just stole the day away

[proven dagger]

How about 7 minutes by bike turning into 1.5h by car?

[crimson inlet]

I need a motorbike

[tough aspen]

how about 4 seconds cuz my job is downstairs 🥲

but im sorry i'll let you boys suffer in peace

[crimson inlet]

I bet it would still be delayed 3 minutes to go downstairs

[tough aspen]

hehe

[umbral fog]

Sorry we were having na exam xD and i couldnt say hi since the class already ended when i saw you msg @proven dagger

[tough aspen]

what exam

[proven dagger]

Install a fireman pole to get there even faster a slide will also do.

[tough aspen]

I'd break a hip

[timid rampart]

Do you use 45° or 26° stairs?

[tough aspen]

thats cute ^^

[umbral fog]

We had to design a technological process to mill a specific part

[lunar musk]

stairs are the devil

[tough aspen]

i have nothing to say to that tbh

[umbral fog]

Yeah, i can say it was not fun 😅

[tough aspen]

but you did it \o/

[lunar musk]

what's with the name xD

[tough aspen]

it's how he kills drakes

[lunar musk]

mine xD

[timid rampart]

They have mixed you with necks?

[tough aspen]

Smiffe being bored probably

[timid rampart]

Just try and remember everything you said in the last 24h and if Smiffe was around..

[lunar musk]

he already changed it once today xD, this is the 2nd

name buffs wearing off fast xD

[timid rampart]

I personally have a cunning plan in case someone changes my name against my will, but i really hope they won't (at least because of this message) 😄

Now they will, right? 😔

[lunar musk]

like asking if Smiffe is Smiffe

[proven dagger]

Smiffe going wild?

[timid rampart]

I have nothing to say, i have no personal opinion, and don't ask me anything - i don't know a thing. I only know the game is great, all the mods and developers are very nice and amazing people, and if someone asks me, i have bought the game 15 times already and am going to do it once again

[proven dagger]

@tardy vale Making sure you saw this.

[wide void]

a man of philosophy

[proven dagger]

I think my record is 3 name changes in a day, was a plaything between smiffe and some other people with the power to change names.

[lunar musk]

damn xD

kamap pingpong

[proven dagger]

It were actually a few more name changes, but it kept looping between 3 ^^

[tough aspen]

i dont think I've had one, ever

💪

[lunar musk]

odd flex, unloved one xD

[tough aspen]

or he knows not to mess with me

jk jk dont ban plz

[proven dagger]

That's asking for one.

[proven dagger]

To ping Smiffe or not to ping Smiffe, that's the question.

[umbral fog]

didn´t smiffe said yesterday that you had once before? 🤔

[tough aspen]

he said he'll check but never replied I think

[umbral fog]

hmmmm

[meager osprey]

@tardy vale

He's fine

don't exile me

[lean fable]

a butthole wiggled at me being the first thing in the morning I see online wasn’t on my bingo list

[timid rampart]

since when?

[lean fable]

I guess I shouldn’t of replaced it

[tough aspen]

Then you're doing something wrong Germy

[crimson inlet]

I had to search for context on that one

[proven dagger]

Online can be wild!

[crimson inlet]

🤨

[proven dagger]

Did I see a Smiffe?

[crimson inlet]

excuse me? what was that

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-baby-yoda-mandolorian-hello-gif-20136589

[tough aspen]

Uh oh

[crimson inlet]

don't brush it off

[proven dagger]

I did, I did!

[lunar musk]

This is the way

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/grammar-police-drift-police-car-gif-17312786

[crimson inlet]

I've seen what you've done

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/eh-hey-marmot-squirrel-calling-out-gif-16861592

[crimson inlet]

even for a fraction of a second, I saw that gif

[tardy vale]

it's broken for me

so I had to clean out all of the custom ones I had 🥲

[crimson inlet]

yes it was broken, but it was cursed

[lunar musk]

🧹

[tardy vale]

no one would ever change your name around without your concent mate

[tough aspen]

👀

[lunar musk]

....

[timid rampart]

i am glad my blackmailing helped this time

[lean fable]

Lmfao nechanic

[lunar musk]

shoosh queen xD

[proven dagger]

Preferential treatment?

[tardy vale]

obviously not

but it's gonna take like 3 months to figure that one out

[proven dagger]

Sneaky!

[tough aspen]

i=j

[timid rampart]

I didn't notice any changes

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/my-job-here-is-done-bye-done-gif-14879937

[proven dagger]

Has @tough aspen ever got a name change?

[lean fable]

She’s immune because smiffe is dating one of the strays she takes care of

Once in awhile he also gets a can of wet food

[tardy vale]

Hm.................................................... 🤔

[tough aspen]

Hmmmm...

[lunar musk]

Smiffe dredging memory banks... 1% complete....... 2% complete

[tardy vale]

not as far as I can see this year 😂

[tough aspen]

Yessss

[lunar musk]

wow untouchable

[proven dagger]

What about last year?

[tardy vale]

says the Nechanic

[tardy vale]

discord rename the feature

so can't see

[proven dagger]

<fawltytowers_Bastards.gif>

[lean fable]

What would even be a fun name change for sandwichmon

[tardy vale]

🤔

[tough aspen]

Nope

[tardy vale]

to obvious

[proven dagger]

Somoroman.

[lunar musk]

Samarason

[tardy vale]

🌸Samaramon <-- also. flower in the start is hard to re-do

[lean fable]

Guacasalsa

[tough aspen]

Yall are just bullying smh

[lean fable]

I was bullied first

[tough aspen]

You deserved it

[tardy vale]

god no

I've been renaming people for years now

you wheren't even around in the big Derekification

[wide void]

for fun?

[lean fable]

Oh oh? I’m not good enough to bully sooner?

[lunar musk]

i remember the Derek invasion of 23

[lean fable]

Now my ego is bruised and crushed

[tardy vale]

you said what now?

🤔

[proven dagger]

It's a sign we love you. shifty eyes

[lean fable]

Ooooo

[umbral fog]

XDDD

[proven dagger]

We all get flowers!

[lean fable]

I like this kind of bullying

[umbral fog]

flowers everywhere

[lunar musk]

.

[lean fable]

We have more flowers than Samanthamon

[lunar musk]

welp

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-spring-forward-gif-20703835

https://tenor.com/view/spring-is-here-flowers-gif-21204901

[proven dagger]

Verily!

[lunar musk]

even more than Saharamon

[lean fable]

Cute cute

[proven dagger]

I don't mind the playing with my name at all, as long as kamap is included somewhere ^^
Smiffe and others know that.

[lean fable]

I feel fancy now

[umbral fog]

indeed

[lean fable]

Like I should totally host my own tea party

There will be a dress code

[lunar musk]

🫖

[proven dagger]

With those cute cucumber wedges?

[lean fable]

You know it, my charcuterie board will have it all, every shape of fruit

Random cheeses you’ve never heard of? we got it

Meats spiced in a weird ways no one would ever consider? We got it

[proven dagger]

Count me in! Though can I request some sourdough bread?

[lunar musk]

you only get invited if you prepare all the food xD

[lean fable]

It’s already there of course, next to the platter of deviled eggs

I actually had some really good bread last night that I’ve been thinking about all morning and idk what kind it is even was but it was fresh and hot and good

[timid rampart]

Tbh guys y'all deserved this. Just don't mess with my younger brother 🤪

[lean fable]

Who’s your younger brother? The worm representative?

[timid rampart]

There's an old and wise saying, never judge by the name, judge by the picture

[lunar musk]

have you seen yr pfp?

[lunar musk]

Smiffe xD

[lean fable]

His younger brother is….. Garfield

[tardy vale]

Flowerfield

[lean fable]

Flowersmiffe, smiffefield

Smiffeville home of the schniffers

[proven dagger]

They already got it!

[timid rampart]

I still hope pictures can't be changed, i can be so wrong with it tho

[proven dagger]

Your "name" was changed, mweheheheheheeeeee

[lunar musk]

sadly, you are indeed now a catstronaut

[timid rampart]

Name means nothing anymore, rip names

[lunar musk]

look after space for us

[tardy vale]

space cats the furture

[lunar musk]

as long as they simulate the neighbors lawn up there you'll be fine

[tough aspen]

im back from work......

[timid rampart]

Don't say anything. Everything is ok

Under control

[tough aspen]

[timid rampart]

Look at the brighter side of things

[pseudo sapphire]

helloos

[timid rampart]

Now you have 2 flowers

[lean fable]

She finally got edited

[timid rampart]

But so does everyone else

[lean fable]

Wassup

[tough aspen]

ah well could have been worse

[lean fable]

Could of been 3 flowers

[tough aspen]

..now i want

[lean fable]

A grilled cheese and tomato basil soup? Same

[zealous anchor]

im seeing lots of flowers, huh

[tough aspen]

theyre copying me, same old

[timid rampart]

Mb you just feel the spring is coming or fell in love?

[proven dagger]

Smiffe did all the work.

[tardy vale]

flowers for everyone!

[timid rampart]

Hard work it was

[proven dagger]

Two name changes in a day!

[tough aspen]

noo pls have 3 on each side

[timid rampart]

6 now? Wow

[proven dagger]

Name change number 3.

[tough aspen]

YES 😄

[lean fable]

Well hold on

Is there more flower types? Or do I only get the same basic ones samsula has

[tough aspen]

damn jermy how many names

[lean fable]

Depends on how many Sam words I can think of samurai

[timid rampart]

Jeremiah is right, same question

[untold dagger]

🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

[drowsy imp]

Hecc

[zealous anchor]

wellp

[drowsy imp]

I see spring has arrived

[untold dagger]

All the flowers

[timid rampart]

Samsonite, samaragorn, sambuca, samename

[tough aspen]

😭

[untold dagger]

Salmon

[tough aspen]

samsung

[lean fable]

Salmon senpai

[proven dagger]

Samwise gamgee

[hot osprey]

Anyone starting a new world or have a recent new one I can join been a while since playing but want to get back into it

[drowsy imp]

#1024264966712340510 has you covered~

Either browse around or make a post there

[hot osprey]

Ok thank you

[proven dagger]

@drowsy imp Join us in wishing for spring and bring some flowers?

[wide void]

Hmmm

[crimson inlet]

🤔

[drowsy imp]

Woof, I didn't know my nick was that close to the char limit

[tough aspen]

yay

[drowsy imp]

Oh wait, wrong flower~

[lean fable]

I want some different flowers

[tough aspen]

no keep it! it's special

[lean fable]

🪻🪷🌷

[drowsy imp]

If you say so~

[opal nova]

[proven dagger]

Request denied.

[lean fable]

One day

[proven dagger]

Ask Scarlet Quiver nicely or Smiffe.

[lean fable]

It’s special when smiffe the sniff does it

[proven dagger]

Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?

[lean fable]

Even the outside a lil

[vivid field]

I feel like I'm missing out on some flowers

[fluid grotto]

My my. What is going on here

[zealous anchor]

did you just do a ara ara

[proven dagger]

Ask smiffe to adorn you with some flowers.

[vivid field]

@tardy vale mighty kitten mitten allfather: please grant me your blessings of spring

[tough aspen]

damn if only there was some rule against tagging devs 🤔

[drowsy imp]

Smiffe says he's cool with it~

[tough aspen]

im just upsetti about my flower being stolen

[proven dagger]

Smiffe has disabled pinging to devs except for himself or so.

[proven dagger]

I'm just borrowing, till someone decides to change my name again and take em away.

[lean fable]

Upsetti for spaghetti

[unkempt hamlet]

Ooh, how do you put flowers in your server name??

They're so cute!

[proven dagger]

Ask smiffe.

[lean fable]

When a certain developer is in the mood

[hard iron]

What kind of flowers are you looking for? Is everyone just going with springtime cherry blossoms now? 😛

[unkempt hamlet]

Ahh, that explains why I never saw that before!

Thank you everyone

[lean fable]

I think we were only being given those lol

His said other flowers are off limits

[timid rampart]

It's not like most of us could choose

[lean fable]

He’s just lowering the stock value of samosas flower

[hard iron]

Fair enough

[vivid field]

Yeah I normally would never, except he explicitly said it was ok

[hard iron]

I learned the other day that I have that power, so I'll just go along with what Smiffe says is ok 😛

[unkempt hamlet]

Thank you for my cherry blossoms!

[lean fable]

Smiffe said it was okay for me to have 🪻

🪷 maybe a lil

I wish there were more flower options

[timid rampart]

Aiaiai

[tough aspen]

just copying me same as usual 💅

[lean fable]

Samphire over here thinking she’s cool

[tough aspen]

if you were cooler than me we would all have Germ in our name but alas

[lean fable]

The thing is samarium is that I’m so cool people respect that germ is my thing

[tough aspen]

i corrected that horrid typo my apologies

I'm gonna go away 😭

[lean fable]

Just like a sambuca should

[wide void]

Damn i cant sleep its midnight. Guess ill just play till daytime maybe fish till i fall asleep

[tardy vale]

do you still not see what I did?

[timid rampart]

I saw it the same second you did it

[vivid field]

oh, nice! was that you pitabread? I think I shall buy some in your honor in that case

[timid rampart]

Now i don't know what language should i read my name in anymore

[tough aspen]

I see it now!

[timid rampart]

But you promised... so i still can't believe

[wide void]

Can i have aflower too? XD

[lean fable]

Pls sir can I some more fluor

[timid rampart]

🌻

The season is not correct

[tardy wagon]

What is happening 😂

[wide void]

Le flour

[vivid field]

spring has arrived

[wide void]

Spreading love and kindness or just spring

[tardy wagon]

The bees are happy

[hard iron]

looks out the window to blowing snow and has a doubt

[tardy wagon]

Smiffe give me a bee on a flower lolol

[lean fable]

Who do you think is blowing the snow? Summer??

[vivid field]

nonono, don't look outside, just look at the flowers on our names

[tardy vale]

meh

silly discord

[wide void]

Such a funny place

[vivid field]

beats camelot

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/confetti-glee-celebration-gif-5905411

[wide void]

Wooooo! flowersss

Flowers for you, flowers for me, flowers for everybooddy! 🌸

[lean fable]

Cammylot

[crimson inlet]

🤨 I'm many confuse

[timid rampart]

germione hranger, and i'm proud with this one

[crimson inlet]

Now it's
one in the name
queen in the name
and now flowers 🤨

Now I wonder who this was inspired by

[wide void]

We have been granted the boon of Spring 😌

I dont even know xD, im just here to enjoy the flowers

[fading gust]

today is the birthday of @gritty wyvern

[gritty wyvern]

wicked!

[timid rampart]

Don't go into details, just enjoy things the way they are, it could be much worse any time

[wide void]

Really? Happpy birthdayy!

[tough aspen]

👀

[gritty wyvern]

u too buddy

[wide void]

Thanks! Ill take it :DDD

[gritty wyvern]

:DDD

[timid rampart]

Yea, the one with the most amount of those should be looked for..

[wide void]

Culprit found

[scenic wing]

Flowers, flowers everywhere

[crimson inlet]

must have been germ

😌

[wide void]

Yea pretty positive it was germ

[timid rampart]

You mean Jeruma Ōkoku himself?

[tardy vale]

🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

[lean fable]

That’s me

[timid rampart]

Full stack of flowers 30/30

I know

[tough aspen]

It wasn't germ!

[wide void]

SO IT WAS germ!

[tough aspen]

😭

[lean fable]

Shun the nonbeliever

[wide void]

[zealous anchor]

whoose being torched?

[lean fable]

The non believers

[zealous anchor]

they are? the people with no flowers?

[crimson inlet]

Warning, too many emojis 🤖

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-homer-disappears-bush-hiding-gif-3377649

[wide void]

[scenic wing]

Smiffe gets banned for 24 hours

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/的9-gif-27299608

[wide void]

👀

the church of Spring blesses your spaget, here have a flower

[scenic wing]

Hmm sakura tree in Valheim? 👀

[wide void]

we getting Katanas? 👀

[scenic wing]

Lol imagine Valheim, but instead of Vikings, it’s samurai.

Viking is the better option 😎

[crimson inlet]

Oh no
You can see now on each channel whenever anyone is typing

[rustic geode]

Wait is it spring yet

[wide void]

googling if it is spring yet

a month away till spring

here have a flower from the church of spring

🌸

[scenic wing]

Can I offer you a flower in these trying times?

[wide void]

You may for those who are suffering 😔

[small badge]

wow, your flowers are all so perty 😮

[lean fable]

Thanks I was the first

[unkempt hamlet]

🌸

[timid rampart]

Nice beard bro

[lean fable]

Thanks I grew it myself

[timid rampart]

[arctic torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/starship-troopers-traitor-of-mars-starship-troopers-gifs-they-are-everywhere-everywhere-gif-9385373

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cool-swag-spring-gif-4000564

[bold raft]

[snow forge]

So, flowers is the naming theme of the day I see? ;p

[tough aspen]

😤

[snow forge]

Hah, Sam of all the flowers. That is your title now.

[lean fable]

Well actually

[tough aspen]

Lovely 💚

[lean fable]

Let me tell you about the TRUE origins 🤓

[timid rampart]

How can i get rid of the fact that every time i see your pfp i think you've been wounded. In your shoulder

[vivid field]

I believe there is an option to disable pfps

[tough aspen]

yeah disable Germ's face

[timid rampart]

Just retake the photo with your arms straight

[tall ingot]

Yo, when ashlands ?

[zealous anchor]

in 2024

[tall ingot]

Ty, but can be march ?

[reef vessel]

dskljfgilsdfgksldfjgkldsjgflsdjfghiojoiasdoidjgudoiuöfghsdiolfgjuildfgjlikdfjgisdjhoiukrefghukfgdhiousdfgoiusdfigufdiuhudfiogdfijhfskjghjuioxdgiosdfgjoidsfug8owduhdlifuhjsdiofhudislfujhdiofguo

oh sorry i lagged

[zealous anchor]

anytime between now and the first half of 2024 ending

[tall ingot]

Half like a 1june ?

[zealous anchor]

half like, in the next 4 months

[tall ingot]

Half is like a 1-2 between July

[meager osprey]

Half is by june 30th

[timid rampart]

Half like 3.. when?

[vivid field]

valve don't count to three

[bitter mango]

Hey guys, anyone want to play some Val with me?

[peak prairie]

Random question: Anyone else notice that the Dverger have left "hidden taprooms" here and there in the Mistlands? Not mentioning where to avoid spoiling it for "easter egg hunters".

[tough aspen]

#1024264966712340510 might be what you're looking for ^^

[formal obsidian]

Read this as "hidden tampons" on first go-over. Need more coffee.

[vivid field]

lol, you're not the only one

but yeah, I also noticed them. setting up a base there, for when I have to take a break from ||dealing with royalty 🪓 ||

[peak prairie]

Figured lol. But i tend to stumble upon "odd things" in games, so, thought I'd check 🙂

[ruby fossil]

i have a serious question

[umbral fog]

ask away 😄

[ruby fossil]

Do you hate new pepsi, coca cola Caps?

[umbral fog]

i think we have them on coca-colas, not on pepsis tho

[ruby fossil]

guess what

[umbral fog]

nobody likes them? 😄

[ruby fossil]

Pepsi got it too..

i might start buying sparkling water now ngl

[umbral fog]

i believe they tried to put them on pepsis already here, but our manufacturers(?) said they just wont do that 😄

[ruby fossil]

i wonder who tf invested that thing

im breaking these new bottle caps every time lol

[lean fable]

I didn’t know they had new ones tbh

[umbral fog]

i don´t drink those that often so not really problem for me 😄 (we have our own sugary black sparkly water here called Kofola 😛 )

[ruby fossil]

Kofola, sounds like whiskey mixed with vodka

[umbral fog]

wth XD

[ruby fossil]

i want to report cola, pepsi now
for these caps

[tough aspen]

i like them cuz I lose stuff usually 👀
I don't drink cola nor pepsi but other stuff that have the new caps i like

[snow forge]

The new caps that are properly fastened to the bottles?

[tough aspen]

Yesh

[snow forge]

They're annoying but I can see the reasoning for requiring them.

[tough aspen]

pour into a glass 🤷‍♀️

[snow forge]

I just twist them off and then use them as normal corks. :p

[meager osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-gif-21355539

[summer geyser]

hey guys. is the huntsman bow worth making if i have a upgraded finewood bow?

[vivid field]

no

I skip it for the draugr bow generally

[tough aspen]

Depends! The next bow is easyish to make, usually people skip Huntsman but I think its pretty

[umbral fog]

its good, i make it 😄

[vivid field]

it is pretty, I made one specifically for my museum / hall of ages

[tardy vale]

I'd say yes 🤔

[hard iron]

If you've got the iron I highly recommend it. It's quieter than any other bow in the game, and the first one that is very reliably straight firing, and has a longer range than the finewood bow. I still carry one into endgame for "sniping" to only attract one enemy at a time.

[summer geyser]

what is the next one?

[tough aspen]

it's from the Mountain biome, should be unlocked soon ^^

[vivid field]

it sits among other items I generally skip over, like bronze armor

[tardy vale]

best looking armor

if you ever wanted to look like a character from Asterix

[umbral fog]

indeed it looks very good, but it would be sad if you were short on bronze because of it 🙂

[snow forge]

Bronze is hardly a scarce resource, though.

[vivid field]

it's not scarce, just tedious to acquire

[umbral fog]

i just don´t like to mine it, and as i recall most new players don´t either 😄

[hard iron]

I always used to skip the hunter's bow, but I have really started appreciating it lately. It's awesome in the Plains so you can only fight one Lox at a time, or pull fewer Fulings from a village at a time.

[snow forge]

Copper mining is relaxing. :>

[summer geyser]

ok i have another question. should i use an iron mace or my iron axe as my main wapon?

[hard iron]

Iron mace

[scenic wing]

Huntsman bow is my favorite bow

[hard iron]

The iron axe is definitely a skip for me, it's slow as a weapon, and more things coming up are weak to the mace. Just use your bronze axe or a sword or something for the Abominations

[summer geyser]

i always cannry my axe with me for wood tho. is it that much better?

[snow forge]

Huntsman bow is the most stealthy of the bows, isn't it?

[tough aspen]

permanent dink noises

[scenic wing]

In my opinion, an upgraded iron axe helps with wood gathering a lot.

[hard iron]

I make a Bronze axe, and don't make a new one until the crystal or blackmetal ones

[snow forge]

dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dnink

[vivid field]

the axe is alright as a multitool if you want some spare slots for loot. but the maces in this game are generally much more powerful than they prolly should be (like, 10-20%)

[snow forge]

I have flowers now!

[hard iron]

The Swamp boss, half the swamp enemies and some of the toughest ones in the mountains are all weak to blunt damage (and resist the slashing damage of the axe). The mace is very much recommended.

[vivid field]

yeah, most of it comes down to literally everything being susceptible to blunt damage

[hard iron]

You need to build your skills for the Frostner anyway 😛

[snow forge]

Except the mobs that are resistant to blunt, obviously.

[umbral fog]

wait, which ones in mountains are weak to blunt? i don´t remember any 🤔

[hard iron]

Right, not weak, but the only really effective damage against Golems is blunt. Pickaxes are silly 😛

[vivid field]

if drakes would come down and fight me like a man, they'd get a walloping from blunt weapons

[umbral fog]

oh yeah, also bats are resistant to 3 physical types but it doesent matter much for them 😄

[umbral fog]

oh they do (sometimes) 😄 how do you think i earned my name

[jade notch]

real

[ancient ivy]

I love getting a swing in on a drake, but I'm usually unprepared cause I have my bow out 😠 😂

[tulip mauve]

I’d argue it is the weakest swamp and weakest mountain enemies that resist it 🤣

But needed for swamp boss yea

[hard iron]

Blobs and oozers are weak until you try to use an axe against them 😛

[tulip mauve]

Idk I usually kill them with axe and spear

Thing is they do very little damage in r you have poison resist

I’d say mountain enemy isn’t the weakest but instead the least dangerous bc they’re slow

[hard iron]

If you're already an expert in everything you can force yourself to use any weapon and succeed with enough effort. Not really ideal for someone still learning the game though.

[tulip mauve]

True

[craggy moth]

Once you realize blobs and oozers have to turn and face you, even knives work.

Just do a short sprint to get a good angle on them, and they'll be dead before they turn around to the right angle to attack.

[past wadi]

I love dying for the "neck"

[ancient ivy]

... this is very good to know, thank you... 😂

[strong cobalt]

is bronze armor truely worth the grind rather than lv3 troll armr

[lunar musk]

spaghetti carbonaramon

[lunar musk]

short answer: nope

[drifting latch]

Good to see you disabled link masking through automod regex here. ...wish I had known the penalty was a timeout instead of just deleting the message, but ah well.

[drowsy imp]

You'd be surprised at the amount of spam we catch with that

timeout helps a lot

[crimson inlet]

Long answer: nonono

Bronze forever abandoned

[wide void]

bronze a pain

i keep falling asleep grinding them

[lunar musk]

and trolls are loot machines early doors

[wide void]

indeed

[short thistle]

What's up with the flowers? 🤔

[lunar musk]

spring fever

[wide void]

The Church of Spring gives you a flower

[craggy moth]

Bronze helmet is maybe okay. The set bonus from troll armor is basically useless anyway.

[lunar musk]

must have exalted rep with Smiffe faction

[wide void]

we the disciples must follow

[short thistle]

I knew it

Youve all been Smiffe'd

[wide void]

ngl i kinda dig the flowers....makes me feel a bit...zesty

[lunar musk]

ehm ackshually 🤓

Samara is the one who has the flowers, so more like Samarafied

[crimson inlet]

[wide void]

yea pretty much

[crimson inlet]

Why is it that whenever something happens it's always you three 🧙‍♀️

[wide void]

must be the calling of the church of spring

[lunar musk]

~~just don't mention maypoles 😬 ~~

[crimson inlet]

They have to make the choice between troll hide and bronze realistic

It's the same "problem" since release

[lunar musk]

ehm ackshually 🤓

now it's worse, since trolls got an extra weakpoint added with Mistlands

[crimson inlet]

✍️ extra what

[wide void]

wait extra weakpoint?

[crimson inlet]

🤨 making it bold doesn't make me see it
What you mean

[lunar musk]

before Mistlands: no weak points, after Mistlands: 1 weak point

[crimson inlet]

Is it the head?

I thought that was always the case

[wide void]

huh didnt know it was that recent

[lunar musk]

yup, no mobs had weak points before that

[crimson inlet]

✍️hmmm

Maybe it was all in our heads

No pun intended

It felt like it always did more damage on the head

[lunar musk]

only white numbers damage before, now you get yellow

[crimson inlet]

✍️hmm but.. did trolls take more damage to the head before that or not

[lunar musk]

not afaik

[crimson inlet]

I swear it felt like they always did

[flat kindle]

Isn’t the trolls weak point their crotch

[short thistle]

first time I played, I thought the weak spot was somewhere down south, you know

[wide void]

another mario

[crimson inlet]

Maybe they just changed the color of the damage number on the head

[flat kindle]

Mama Mia

[wide void]

iv always aimed for the south

[short thistle]

Me too 🍑

[flat kindle]

I thought the weak spots of trolls were their head and their unmentionables

[wide void]

basically castrating them as i slide inbetween dem jingle bells

[lunar musk]

hoo hoo, WEEEEEeeeeee

[wide void]

the sound just played in my head, now its living rent free

[lunar musk]

triple jump stomping a troll rn in mine xD

[wide void]

ima go mount a floaty

i wonder if i could harpoon them <_<

[lunar musk]

someone should build luigi's mansion

[flat kindle]

If I ever have any free time at all I’m dedicating it to this

[wide void]

i bid u luck Mario 🫡

[flat kindle]

Valheim feels like what Minecraft is trying to become and is doing it way better

[bold swallow]

Yes, but it isn't ironic when you say "fight me in valheim"

[flat kindle]

Im the original you buffoon. The only impasta I see here is YOU

no

[bold swallow]

look the only way this is going to get resolved peacfully is if you two kiss and make up

someone needs to check this dude's bowser history

[wide void]

wtf did i just witness

[elfin kelp]

I LOVE BEANS

[ruby fossil]

morning, discordians

[umbral fog]

Mornin Gjall 😄

[jade phoenix]

hello all

[proven dagger]

Morning gjall.

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-cute-coffee-gif-8173999760206959925

[tough aspen]

Morning sunshines

[zealous anchor]

hi

[snow forge]

Mornin'

[proven dagger]

That's some black tea.
Is that @zealous anchor chillaxing in the tea?

[zealous anchor]

well it could also, be coffee but the tiny cup is tea?
so itsa tea biscuit chilaxing in a cup of coffee drinking some tea from a tiny cup

[snow forge]

Teany cup.

[crimson inlet]

Actually it's just tar

[tardy vale]

Probably the best tar in the world

[crimson inlet]

Idk when was the last tar competition held

Exactly 👉

[marsh sentinel]

https://lovindublin.com/dublin/theres-a-competition-running-to-find-the-best-worst-tar-blob-in-dublin

[tough aspen]

What a fun thing to read in the morning, thanks Derekchan!

[rugged stag]

oh god, triple floral infestation

💀

[wide void]

👀

[lunar musk]

what flowers

[umbral fog]

There are no flowers in Ba Sing Se...

[crimson inlet]

My bad sorry

[rugged stag]

huh

I was meaning Samaramons nick 😄

[wide void]

wut

[crimson inlet]

Ye I know

[wide void]

[rugged stag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/899105700242939914/899105855948075048/ezgif.com-gif-maker_4.gif

[livid reef]

what?

[wide void]

WHA!

[crimson inlet]

The plot thickens

[wide void]

dafuq did i just summon, are you....my spirit animal?

[livid reef]

thats a drawing of my cat!

pumpkin !!

[wide void]

aww thats nice

[livid reef]

he is an asshole

[crimson inlet]

He's orange, it's automatic

[livid reef]

clingy when hungry evil lord when fed

[wide void]

i had an orange cat aswell

[proven dagger]

Luckily its no ginger cat, they have no soul and want to steal yours.

[wide void]

yea, idk if that really was a cat

imagine ur sphynx cat just suddenly standing and looking around like a sentient being

[livid reef]

leprechauns

[proven dagger]

They have their pot of gold and like mischief, they are like orange haired little annoying pests.

[livid reef]

oooover the rainboow

[wide void]

way up higghhh🎶

[proven dagger]

And the dreams that you dream of

[tough aspen]

Cuz guess who started it 😎

[crimson inlet]

Yeah my bad

[wide void]

germ?

ngl im rocking this flowery name

[tough aspen]

how dare you, reported

[wide void]

the Cult Church of Spring gives you a flower for peace 🌸 🌸 🌸

[proven dagger]

<Wasn't_me.gif>

[lunar musk]

flower power is back

[wide void]

🌸 🌸 🌸

[timid rampart]

Good morning

[proven dagger]

Morning.

[timid rampart]

Rushed here cuz discord said you were tallking about morning gjall

But you were just talking morning gjall

[lunar musk]

yes the riveting morning gjall

[timid rampart]

Discussing a morning gjall sounded intriguing ngl

[crimson inlet]

It's afternoon anyway 🦫

[lunar musk]

it may well be now xD

[tough aspen]

its still before 12 therefor morning

[lunar musk]

don't future ppl me xD

[crimson inlet]

I'm just advanced

[proven dagger]

Others call that special.

[crimson inlet]

Thank you, I am
The trap is set

[lunar musk]

weird that i'm actually wanting a morning gjall in game

[crimson inlet]

🎈🗯️

[proven dagger]

A gjall wake up call?

[lunar musk]

it could drop a confetti of flowers amongst the ticks

[timid rampart]

So a morning gjall. Who is he? A hero or a traitor? Is he even better than any average gjall?

[lunar musk]

and only we would realise the significance

[proven dagger]

Only for the "in" folks at discord ^^

[lunar musk]

be like "yup that's a mornin gjall"

[proven dagger]

When a gjall raid happens between 6 and 11 am instead of "What's up gjall!" you get "Morning gjall!" instead ^^

[crimson inlet]

That's a bit too specific

But then again none of us are in on the "what's up gjall" message

[lean fable]

so many flowers

[rugged stag]

too many

[marsh sentinel]

I thought bees liked flowers.

[lean fable]

🌸

[arctic torrent]

Subject is and edgelord bee

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/carnivorous-plant-gif-9173000

[proven dagger]

It has been suggested.

[lunar musk]

lel no doubt, the what's up gjall probably was inspired from a comment here

[proven dagger]

Probably or the devs have a sense of humor like ourselves.

[crimson inlet]

Still it's too specific
10 people out of millions

[lean fable]

wha iss gjall

[crimson inlet]

It's the blimp

[proven dagger]

||mistland troll tier monster, looks like a blimp and drops ticks|| or a pun on yall, which is short for you all.

[arctic torrent]

6th biome thing, if youre not that far

[tough aspen]

me in the morning

[rugged stag]

I swear the gjalls are more frequent than a troll 😄

kill one another appears

[proven dagger]

You make the same sound?

[lean fable]

oh

[lunar musk]

📯

[crimson inlet]

And produce ticks

[lean fable]

i tho it was a funny way to call someone a gal

[crimson inlet]

I think it's more like y'all
In that context

[proven dagger]

I do sometimes make the wookie sound in the morning.
A good yawn deserves that sound.

[tough aspen]

Verily!

[wide void]

wait till you see 2 together and with just a bow 😵‍💫

[timid rampart]

Believable I noticed your onomatopoeia talents long ago

[tough aspen]

excuse you

[crimson inlet]

When are we going to come up with (group) of valheim creatures

Like a stampede of loxes is obvious

But what is Gjall
A fleet of gjalls?

[lunar musk]

a murder of Gjall?

[crimson inlet]

A gaggle of goblins

[timid rampart]

I only meant a screeching deer, nothing more.. specific

[tough aspen]

[proven dagger]

An unkindness of gjalls.

A mob of greydwarfs.

[crimson inlet]

A thicket of ticks

[arctic torrent]

I realize that the gjall is just ||a flying bonemass. Throws small blob enemies and pukes at you||

[crimson inlet]

An assembly of skeletons
Ooo that's a good one

[zealous anchor]

ora rattle of skelletons?

[lunar musk]

a rider of barrels

[crimson inlet]

Ah that's even better

[proven dagger]

A parliament of Dverger.

[crimson inlet]

Parliament is a real group of animals but which was it

Pelicans?

[lunar musk]

a band of bears

[zealous anchor]

wasnt it apes or baboons?

[crimson inlet]

Have no idea

[proven dagger]

Owls.
And unkindness is for ravens.

[crimson inlet]

✍️

[lunar musk]

and barrel is an actual group term for monkeys xD

[crimson inlet]

They're funny
Gaggle of geese is the funniest to me

[lunar musk]

a clutch of chickens

[crimson inlet]

CLUTCH??

[proven dagger]

Flock?

[marsh sentinel]

Embarrassment of pandas.

[timid rampart]

Morning of gjalls then

[lunar musk]

Chickens: a brood or peep; Chicks: a clutch or chattering

[proven dagger]

Troop of baboons.

[crimson inlet]

Draugrs

[lunar musk]

Cats: a clowder, glaring, pounce, nuisance or clutter; Kittens: a litter or kindle; Wild cats: a destruction

[proven dagger]

A destruction of Draugrs.