general

[grave lotus]

just the first half? harumph

[marsh sentinel]

You'd rather the second half?

[grave lotus]

lol no

im fine with them taking their time, they always release quality

[queen lichen]

We’re back!!! Screw that hacker

[lean fable]

I wouldn’t give them the pleasure

[queen lichen]

I didn’t..

[drowsy imp]

How many mons have been condensed into Germ

[agile raven]

https://tenor.com/view/dracula-eight-and-counting-gif-14152317

[median falcon]

at least 2

[lean fable]

And you’re next!

[median falcon]

if i get more mons ill commit various acts of petty crime in southern Wales

why Wales specifically idk it was just the first place i thought of

[sly shell]

you know what? when I read "mon" I get weird pictures in my head of silly monkeythingys in the late 70s early 80s.... 👀

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monchhichi

[lofty robin]

Good Afternnon

[drowsy imp]

you know, Smiffe isn't the only one who can edit nicknames

[sly shell]

where are you from? it's in the early hours here 2.40 am^^

[median falcon]

don't you dare

[drowsy imp]

https://tenor.com/view/grin-smirk-grinch-gif-15894067

[median falcon]

no

N
O

my condition has worsened

i cant believe youve done this

[sly shell]

could you please change mine to Hugin?^^

[median falcon]

sorry im not moderator

[sly shell]

didn't mean you^^ - just got the wrong quote 😄

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-rabbit-cute-gif-15676652

[median falcon]

figured lol

[drowsy imp]

just Hugin?

[lean fable]

[median falcon]

save me

[drowsy imp]

oh there ya go~

[sly shell]

thx alot 😄

[drowsy imp]

Winter did yours~

thank her~

[lean fable]

This makes me think I have a deadly disease and I’m one of the people in the final stages

i mean scarlet would've done it if i was 10 seconds late so 😅

[median falcon]

that's because it is

[sly shell]

thx Winter ❤️

[lean fable]

Do you think make a wish would get me a valheim plushie before I die

[median falcon]

your condition has improved drastically

[drowsy imp]

you'll be happy to know you were at the max number of characters already~

[median falcon]

youve gone from stage 8 to stage 2, i dont think make a wish will do anything for you now

[drowsy imp]

I tried to add one more and it didn't work

and then someone trimmed it

[median falcon]

so anyways instead of sleeping im on my way to book a flight for Wales and commit various acts of petty crimes, see you all another day

[lean fable]

oh no I’ve been shortened 😦

[sly shell]

I like that. The many mons really where somewhat overwhelming XD

[lean fable]

Being overwhelming is a core personality trait of mine

[sly shell]

So you don't need a mile-long name 😉

[lean fable]

I gueeesssss

But it was growing on me

At least I got to keep the title

[drifting quiver]

Hey, it's fixed-ish. Nice

[uncut sedge]

what happened to patch notes channel

[lean fable]

Hmmm just checking to make sure nothing nefarious happened

Sweeeeet I’m in the clear…. For now…..

[drifting quiver]

Everything was started from ground zero

[lean fable]

The server got wiped

By bad guys with bad taste in hobbies

[uncut sedge]

where can i check patch notes then?

any website?

[arctic torrent]

Those channels were deleted because the hackers had posted stuff in them and even if the messages were deleted they were still cached for people

[arctic torrent]

Steam

[uncut sedge]

thanks larsi

[sly shell]

you truly are the most beautifully bearded queen I ever encountered!

[lean fable]

I appreciate the words from such a stunning avian beauty such as yourself

[sly shell]

bows to the Queen

[lean fable]

Raise your head, for this Queen requires no bowing being I'm no better than anyone else :p

[sly shell]

not better but truly unique caws and takes flight

nibbles @lean fable's ear before thankfully taking off home for a good night's sleep

no need to be afraid^^ - I'm a bird. Don't have that much options for gratitude 😉

and who's Derek?^^

[lean fable]

apparently a valheim og from what ive been told

[lean fable]

a vital part of the server

[lean fable]

I remember Derek!
He's not here?

[marsh sentinel]

Oh, I'm here.

[stuck heath]

im late to the welcome back but welcome back

[short cipher]

Oh we're back

[lunar musk]

yup, even suggestions is back 😬

[short cipher]

What's wrong with suggestions (never opened it)

[lunar musk]

nothing inherent, we discussed way back that most of them were redundant at this point, and the running joke was that the channel should be shut down

[short cipher]

Could my suggestion be the removal of suggestion

[lunar musk]

plausibly

[potent prawn]

would get my vote tbh, but some people love them

[short cipher]

[lean fable]

So I posted a suggestion before they brought in suggestions discussion, and a few hours later a mod or dev said not to put suggestions in the suggestion chat I think (this was not directed at me I think it was another user/users)? Should I repost my suggestion today in discussions or do you think my post was fine? My suggestion was deleted when they remade the channel so I'll repost my suggestion

[fallow solstice]

just got a 5.1 magnitude earthquake

how fun

[crimson inlet]

giant free massage

[topaz glade]

does your stuff ever despawn when you die ?

[crimson inlet]

No

[topaz glade]

cool

[rotund pewter]

Stuff only despawns if it’s lying on the ground

[vocal badge]

Hey Im looking to play on a vanilla server with some people if I can.

[rotund pewter]

And if it’s not near a crafting station

[proud void]

.

[frail flame]

is there no way to get into an open community server

[lean fable]

hi guys

I'm so tired of picking berries in different places... Are there any mods to plant berries or make berries respawn on bushes again?

[olive shell]

theres a mod called plant everything that lets you plant berry bushes. it just take up to 5 to 10 berries to plant them and takes about 2 to 3 hours for them to grow again

[lean fable]

thx!😘

[zealous anchor]

my arms and legs are so dead 😦
drilling 30 or 40 holes in hard AF concrete in a bad sitting position is absolutely terrible

[visual ivy]

were is the vc?

[potent prawn]

not back yet

[marsh sentinel]

No such thing. You could ask the admin for the password though.

[lean fable]

Can you even have a Valheim server without password in vanilla?

[soft estuary]

No

[umbral fog]

Mornin Gjall 😄

[zealous anchor]

nope

[zealous anchor]

hi

[tough aspen]

Morniiiiiinggg

[frigid marsh]

Good day!

[willow creek]

Hello someone wanted to play ?

[arctic torrent]

#1024264966712340510

[willow creek]

thank u

[wide void]

cristiano ronaldo playing valheim

[bitter vale]

would be an honor to be able to entertain someone like him for a few hours 🙂

[lean fable]

Smiffe is playing PalWorld I bet

[bitter vale]

nope. don't even own it

[lean fable]

What about... Enshrouded

[bitter vale]

nope

[lean fable]

Damn! But you do play other games too I hope?

[bitter vale]

yeah ofc I do 😄

but I am a very picky games

[lean fable]

Whats one game that comes to mind?

[bitter vale]

that I currently play?

Dredge, Techtonica and Ship graveyard simulator 2

[lean fable]

oo, that gives a good idea of what kind of games you like.

[bitter vale]

I got like..

400++ games to play tho

[tough aspen]

i play like 6 games in the past 20+ years and thats it

[bitter vale]

Death must die, Brotato, hogwarts legacy, warhammer 40k boltgun, Ratopia, Core Keeper, Make your Kingdom

Are among the few games I've completed rescently

kinda proud of my hogwarts achivements

[lean fable]

Oh, I need to return to Hogwarts, I played like an hour and haven't touched it since.
Not because it was bad, it was awesome but I guess I forgot about it.
Same with The Witcher 3 and Cyberpunk 2077, played years later.

I get extremely excited about new games, buy them, play 5 mins, cycle repeats.
It's really rare I sit down and play one a ton but sometimes, like PalWorld.

[vale thorn]

Hey

[umbral fog]

oh be sure to go play witcher 3 😄 i have some 320 hours there and i still sometimes find new things i didin´t notice before (and of course be sure to play it in polish, its incredible sometimes 😄 )

[bitter vale]

I use to do that before I learned a money saving system

[lean fable]

I meant that I took 3-4 years before playing it and when I did, I effin cried a tear when it was main + DLC was over!
Same with CyberPunk 2077, was so sad when it was over, then I did the DLC.
Both such incredible games!

I must say though, it turned in my favour to wait because all those updates polishes both games to diamonds!

[umbral fog]

ooooh, i misunderstood that you didn´t play it yet 😄 good on you then

[lean fable]

Pfft, I blow my money 0.1 seconds after I get them 😄
As long as my cats are good with litter, food, candy it's free real estate!

[bitter vale]

I mean..

set a timer for 1.5 hours

then try the game

refund if you don't find it fun or atleast.. interesting in some kind of way

[wide void]

the strat

[bitter vale]

bought so many games before and didn't figure out the 2hour or max 14 days on library refund policy

[zealous anchor]

if you want a new game badly, sit on it for 3 days, if you still want it after thinkinag about it more deeply then buy it

[lean fable]

The problem is... I LOVE collecting games.

[wide void]

im impulsive, i starve after that day xD

[zealous anchor]

i have ark survival evolved played like 10 minutes, couldnt play it even on low cause the game hates low graphics, looks even worse than valheims graphics
absolutely nothing is distinguishable.
that was like.... 12... 13 years ago?
idk anymore
either way, i didnt now about the 14 day or the 2 hour refund

[lean fable]

ARK is not pretty on low settings, that's for sure, the HORROR

[zealous anchor]

valheim looks pretty great
im not saying valheim is ugly
im talking more about the graphics itself in ark on low is horrendous

[arctic torrent]

Tried nightingale during stress test yesterday. Didnt have much fun lol. So confusing

[lean fable]

Yeah! Some games are simply horrendous on low settings but others like Valheim work regardless!

[lean fable]

Same! I played 5 min and then uninstalled it.

[arctic torrent]

Felt clunky as hell and i had no idea what i was doing

[lean fable]

100% agree and it didn't help they spawned you with max of everything.

[umbral fog]

i tried enshrouded for around 1,5 hours the other day and ended up refunding it, it just didn´t fit me i think, tho i can´t pinpoint why 🤷‍♂️

[arctic torrent]

But no rocks for the estate cairn that you needed to start building. Oh no, you cant destroy big rocks to get rocks, you need to find tiny clusters of pebbles on the ground

[lean fable]

The UI confused the ever living heck out of me, not a fun experience.

[lean fable]

Haha yeah 😅

[umbral fog]

i hated that you cant quick relocate stuff from hotbar to inventory and the other way around, there is no shift+click or ctrl+click or anything like that

[lean fable]

Yeah, they have a bunch to fix before I will be able to enjoy it.

[arctic torrent]

I wss even stuck on talking to the npc cause the "next" part in dialogue was so faded i didnt notice it and just kept closing the window.

But clearly a lot of people like it so im chalking it up to personal preference and stress test not being the normal starting experience

[lean fable]

I wanted to get access for so long, tried it for 5 mins, can finally forget about it 😅

[arctic torrent]

Yeah. Im probably gonna get back into valheim instead

[lunar musk]

i'm having fun with sons of the forest, it's due for main release soon

[bitter vale]

ah damn :/

yeah. did the same with alot of games

[lean fable]

oo! When?

[lunar musk]

22nd

[umbral fog]

it was not fully released yet?

[lean fable]

When it comes to EA games I get games I think I will enjoy, try them for 5 mins and then wait for 1.0.
5 mins is usually all it takes for me to feel "I want to keep this game and wait for 1.0 to co-op it"

[lunar musk]

i wanted to get some early building done and get a feel for the game before release hits

[lean fable]

Last Epoch release this month too, wooh!

[lunar musk]

the zip lines are insanely fun

[bitter vale]

not sure I've seen that one in the last months or so

can't even remember it :/

[lean fable]

An ARPG like Diablo about timetravel and stuff.

[rugged stag]

Last epoch is... a good game for those who like it

not for me

[bitter vale]

ah. Diablo 2 clone just like

uum

path of exile

[tough aspen]

[willow creek]

am online if u want some valheim

[keen hedge]

anyone wanna play new playthrough with new player vanilla?

[bitter vale]

---> #1024264966712340510

[rugged stag]

Asking a developer to play valheim with you?

[willow creek]

for fun sure

[arctic torrent]

works for some of us

[willow creek]

i will learn something

[dense hinge]

Well at a camp last night for me we had a Viking themed event and it was very fun to participate in

[wide void]

thats cool, did they have like those swordfights?

[dense hinge]

No but I did get to chop wood with a sword

[wide void]

oh thats cool

[tough aspen]

right, back to making the wolves make more wolves

[arctic torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-c3p0-r2d2-machines-factory-gif-25340301

[umbral fog]

and of course, i classic Valheim fashion when i get materials for a boat and get ready to sail it STARTS RAINING! I am pretty sure there is some line of code somewhere that makes the weather go to shit every time you want to sail XD

[tough aspen]

no no, the code is rain everytime you build

the sailing code is opposite wind

[umbral fog]

and storms with it XD

[arctic torrent]

All jokes aside, weather is predetermined depending on biome and the day number youre on

[tough aspen]

lies, its coded to decay all my wood builds

[rugged stag]

Simple fix
Don't build your base outside

[tough aspen]

let us have caves then 😤

[static tartan]

where are you building your bases?

[tough aspen]

He is?

[errant ether]

hes not?

who deleted my message dafuq thats pretty cringe

[tough aspen]

Was a bit rule-breakish

[zealous anchor]

And another power outage
You could swear my country doesnt know that water and electricity dont mix

[umbral fog]

depends what kind of water 😄

[bitter vale]

https://tenor.com/view/club-rave-homestar-runner-cheat-gif-12933215

[zealous anchor]

The rain kind

[umbral fog]

oh yeah, that one is bad 😄

[zealous anchor]

Ltheres a 70% chance of a power outage if its raining
Or rained
Doesnt matter if its 10 mm or 90 mm

[kind lynx]

what happened to the server??

[umbral fog]

#news

[zealous anchor]

I also found out how i keep ending upon servers i never joined

[tough aspen]

wonder how much longer people will get surprised by the hax

[bitter vale]

weeks

[umbral fog]

i bet more

[tough aspen]

English plz

[zealous anchor]

Some guy in 6 months gonna ask what happened to the server

[mental hollow]

Hello good! Has anything been said yet about the Ashlands update date?

[zealous anchor]

First half of 2024

[umbral fog]

look at description of this channel 😄

[mental hollow]

xDD

[zealous anchor]

Im guessing the bot is still down

[mental hollow]

I read that it was going to be this February but it could be in two months, right?

[tough aspen]

no smiffe is still around

[drowsy imp]

There's not been any official word about February

[umbral fog]

yould be 2 could be 3 could be 4 😄

[zealous anchor]

Itll be in the next 5 months

[bitter vale]

*within

[rugged stag]

Yould?

[umbral fog]

i should join the club of speed typing 🤦‍♂️

tho i am not sure how i managed to click y while wanting to type c

[rugged stag]

Ylassic

[lean fable]

Didn't they say first half of 2024?

[umbral fog]

yeah?

[lean fable]

It will release June 1th because that is the end of the first half 😄

[tough aspen]

Can wolves breed if they're following me >_>

Oh, they can, a baby just bloodily spawned in

[lean fable]

What in tarnation am I hearing

[median falcon]

dont worry about it

[umbral fog]

just some normal Valheim stuff 😄

[arctic torrent]

As long as theyre happy and not too many theyll breed

[lean fable]

Poor baby enters the world in a hurry like that.

[tough aspen]

No no I didn't mean run, I meant like, so I'm keeping them togetherish 😄

[rugged stag]

Can confirm

had 2 wolves essentially keep breeding all along the continent I was scouting out during a playthrough

[tough aspen]

their legacy spread

[lean fable]

It’d be cool to cover an island in wolves

I guess you could cover an island in campfires and wolves to make it permanently safe

Raids would stand no chance at that point

[bitter vale]

wolfs kinda have problems against mistlands spawn tho

but a big island with multiple players works great

since deer spawning = wolf food = more wolfs

😄

[lean fable]

Flying tames when

The best part of ark was having a swarm of neon colored dimorphodons

[tough aspen]

can you make his name normal again pls

[lean fable]

Uh no

That works

[median falcon]

oh you've been cured?

a miracle

[lean fable]

Ha and you’re still double diseased

Stage two mon affliction

[median falcon]

i dont know how much time i have left..

[zealous anchor]

Lol

[lean fable]

Oo your symptoms are getting better

[median falcon]

impossible

[arctic torrent]

Oh no, is it spreading again?

[crimson inlet]

🤔

what
????

[lean fable]

Depends if they need to be vanilla or not :p

[bitter vale]

he just want to tame Hugin 👀

[lean fable]

Oh yeah, Hugin delivers mail in my YouGotMail mod!
You can give him unlimited amount of lines to say too 😄

[median falcon]

I am being messed with

[rugged stag]

no, you're the Carp King/Queen

[umbral fog]

its spreading 👀

[crimson inlet]

What is happening

[rugged stag]

The Shroud?

[umbral fog]

i got it too!!!! ruuuuuun!!!

[lean fable]

Contain it please, not ok to spread like that.

[bitter vale]

🤔

it does?

[tough aspen]

only one remains immune

[bitter vale]

no no. cookies also

[lean fable]

Cookies???

[bitter vale]

👑 🍪 🥛

I can't make this your name

[median falcon]

no, just queen. although i have historically been king

[rugged stag]

I saw that - : crown : : cookies : : milk :

[crimson inlet]

Make a role with a crown just for cookiesmilk

[lean fable]

Why am I being crowned all of a sudden?

[crimson inlet]

I have no idea what's happening

[bitter vale]

better with jam?

[median falcon]

me neither

[tough aspen]

yall are kweens

[crimson inlet]

💅 mayhaps

[bitter vale]

stupid discord client don't want to do what I want it to do 😦

[lean fable]

What do you want to do?

[arctic torrent]

Poor @rugged stag is freaking out about all these Queens. He's still not beaten the mistlands boss, so it is quite terrifying to be faced with what he couldn't overcome

[umbral fog]

he want to make you his queen 😊

[rugged stag]

I’ll have you know the only bosses I’ve defeated to date are eikthyr, elder, and moder

Thank you very much

[lean fable]

Oh my lord!

[bitter vale]

🍌 🍈 🥝 🍋

[rugged stag]

Shit song

[tough aspen]

no swearing, tsk

[median falcon]

why not?

[lean fable]

Banana melon Kiwi lemon

[umbral fog]

citron* 😄

[lean fable]

Trying to decipher it

[drowsy imp]

Hecc, is it queen time

[median falcon]

apparently

[bitter vale]

no no

that will just make people ask for bicycles 😦

[lean fable]

So that's why there's so many queens!

[crimson inlet]

yet to see answers for this chicanery

[arctic torrent]

Best twitter gimmick account

[rugged stag]

Yall are either ants, wasps or bees

[median falcon]

termites have both a king and a queen

[rugged stag]

Thanks animal planet ❤️

[median falcon]

naked mole rats also have a queen, as one of the only eusocial mammals

[rugged stag]

On that note, I’m off to sleep

Enjoy the Queen shenanigans

[bitter vale]

sweet dreams

[drowsy imp]

Oh yeah this works

[umbral fog]

good night 😄

[median falcon]

enjoy your several hours of voluntary unconsciousness

[arctic torrent]

At least my sleep schedule isnt this messed up

[rugged stag]

Hey, that voluntary unconsciousness got me through the hacked server

So

[lean fable]

Poor smiffe 😂

[bitter vale]

me?

[median falcon]

same timezone here

[lean fable]

Yeah didn't you try and add a crown

[rugged stag]

You’re aware timezones exist right?

[bitter vale]

i did. your nickname can't be changed because it will just say : crown :

[arctic torrent]

Sounds like a conspiracy made up by big clock to sell more clocks. Valheim doesnt have time zones

[drowsy imp]

I figured it out~

[lean fable]

Time zones are a myth perpetuated by flat earthers

[drowsy imp]

You gotta use an emoji keyboard, can't just use discord's emote tags

[lean fable]

I'M CROWNED!

[arctic torrent]

We can fit a Queen into Quiver. Queenver

[bitter vale]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-south-park-gif-17950420

[drowsy imp]

You know what I like it

Yeah

[rugged stag]

Was going to say

Was already nicked

[drowsy imp]

Imma change avis later today so no need to be a seapone anymore

[arctic torrent]

[rugged stag]

What’s a queenver

Queen beaver? 🦫
Forgive me

[bitter vale]

🤷

[lean fable]

Queen silver

Queen sliver

Queen mover

I’m running out of ver’s

[drowsy imp]

https://tenor.com/view/why-must-you-hurt-me-this-way-big-gif-19114472

[rugged stag]

Hoover,
Believer,
Achiever

[bitter vale]

harry
potter
puppet
pals!

[rugged stag]

That doesn’t answer my question tho?

[drowsy imp]

Queen Quiver, dangit

[rugged stag]

Ah, I see I see

[lone spear]

g'mornin loves. I see a lot of queens slayin it today, all power to you!

[umbral fog]

mornin 😄

[modest moth]

https://youtu.be/VdrEIGeDY2Q?si=ZT3i4oBBaK6ITGn_

Valheim* Queens mind you

[lean fable]

ValQueens

[covert kestrel]

ello

[simple bison]

This is the real server right?

[lean fable]

Yes

[simple bison]

ok good

[lean fable]

What’s your favorite flavor of muffin

[simple bison]

I myself like strawberry

[lean fable]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a strawberry muffin tbh

PalWorld has a pal called Eikthyrdeer and I'm like hey I know that name.

[lean fable]

What’s your favorite milk and cookie combination

The palworld eikthyr is scary when you first start

Thick strawberry milk and cookies that's coated in milk chocolate with creamy caramel inside.

[drowsy imp]

I dunno if the fact that it isn't an electric type makes it more or less of a crime

But you can teach it electric moves anyway, and ride it

[lone spear]

milk: microfoamed at 65°C on a doubleshot of espresso
cookie: softbaked macadamia

[crimson inlet]

...... I've been contemplating Ashes of Creation Alpha...
why is it $250, I got a lot of months to think about it
2024 q4

[scenic wing]

Oreos and whole milk

[lone spear]

fomo monetization. neither the 6 month sub nor cosmetic warrant that price for an alpha key imho - unless you are someone who just likes to burn money on impulse. like me.. (thinks about ArchAge founder packs)

[crimson inlet]

Archeage sold us the broken dream
and I fell for it again with Archeage unchained

[lone spear]

ha

[crimson inlet]

But see, Ashes of Creation is made by an archeage player who got betrayed like us

[lone spear]

which means he saw the potential and wanted a piece of cake too

archage players who survived the first wave are cutthroats

[lean fable]

I’m glad that’s not usd at first I was like wtf

Or if it is I’m not seeing 250

[crimson inlet]

I have no idea what it is
but 250 is a lot no matter the dollar

[lean fable]

I’m seeing it for 14.99 usd

[crimson inlet]

but that's not alpha2 is it?

[lean fable]

Ohhh the preorder pack

I do see the 250 now that’s insane

[crimson inlet]

it is but the only way I justify it is
alpha 2 is not something to just play

Although what's bothering me is that the Cleric is just an ambulance at the moment

[short thistle]

!onions

[lean fable]

did the mods remove the voice channels bc they are gone for me

[tough aspen]

Onions are like pineapples. They belong on a pizza.

[umbral fog]

#news

[lean fable]

ah ty

[lean fable]

What does that mean?

[frigid marsh]

Onions are like pineapples - the pizzas taste better without them...

[zealous anchor]

Hmmm

[lean fable]

Anchoive pizza or bust

[crimson inlet]

as in, it's not the game
you do get the game yes, but it's just testing it

whatever you do there is ultimately pointless
but it makes you one of the cool kids pretty much
like the helpers here

[umbral fog]

when you are putting sweet things on circle of dough you are making a pie, not pizza

[tough aspen]

Pineapples aren't sweet, they're acidic

[scenic wing]

Pineapples have no place near pizza. I’m a firm believer.

Hmm idk, I’d say pineapples are pretty darn sweet 😂

[umbral fog]

uncle google says: Pineapple has a distinctly bright and vibrant tropical fruit taste that is sweet and tart. There's more sugar in the base of the fruit, so pieces from that part will be sweeter and more tender. and i gree 😄

[median falcon]

I enjoy pineapple on pizza

[arctic torrent]

We must put aside our differences and unite against banana pizza

[umbral fog]

YES

[median falcon]

that's something everyone can agree to

[scenic wing]

Why do you even mention something so unholy??

[median falcon]

i tried banana on pizza and ew

[scenic wing]

That’s enough internet for today

[arctic torrent]

Kebab pizza best pizza though

[umbral fog]

neve had that 🤔

[median falcon]

kebab pizza is pretty common here in Sweden

[arctic torrent]

Its a Scandinavian invention yes

[median falcon]

it's pretty alright, ive got other pizzas i prefer over kebab but it's pretty good still

[neon copper]

is this the actual actual valheim server? discord

[median falcon]

yes

[arctic torrent]

Always has been

[neon copper]

what even happened with the last one?

[umbral fog]

yes, #news

[umbral fog]

its still the same one

[neon copper]

ooo okei thx

[scenic wing]

Also, welcome back!

[vital drum]

Why would you hack a discord like this? what a looser lol

[scenic wing]

Yeah, it’s pretty lame. Kinda pathetic, but I guess people will do anything for a drop of clout.

[hushed palm]

It's good to be back. Just waiting for the PTR channel so I can obsess and check it every day again.

[arctic torrent]

Im assuming you can make money off of 200k people

[lean fable]

What’s PTR

[hushed palm]

Public Test

[drowsy imp]

Public test channel? That's one of the few that survived actually

You just need the role

[lean fable]

What’s the R for

[drowsy imp]

Realm probably

[hushed palm]

old habbit of wow

[vital drum]

How many of the people in here are braindead enough to interact with an obvious hacker though

[lean fable]

Not everyone has as much experience in the internet as you do

[arctic torrent]

I think the fake server got over 1k members, dunno how many of thise were valid though

[scenic wing]

Well, people without much context see a trusted dev post a link and in a moment of just not thinking straight, they click on it. I knew right away something was up personally, but I could see how someone would fall for it.

[tough aspen]

What a wild thing to say without context honestly.

[arctic torrent]

Yeah WoW is public test realm. We usually call it PTB for public test branch(what different versions of steam installs are called

[hushed palm]

Well i am a discord nub. How to I select the V icon to get into the PTB channel?

[drowsy imp]

Bots aren't set up yet for it, but I can give you the role manually

[vital drum]

Maybe a bit harsh, but what do you mean withouth context?

[hushed palm]

I would appreciate it

[drowsy imp]

There ya go~

[hushed palm]

Joy, It is there. Many thanks!

[raw crow]

Any android expert around here by chance?

[umbral fog]

well since you clearly wasnt here when it was explained how it happened you clearly don´t have all the context 😄

[arctic torrent]

I would also like to know if they dream of electric sheep

[raw crow]

Odin tryin to call me, but my sleipnir ain't working anymore

[umbral fog]

did you break your horse again? XD

[eternal otter]

[scenic wing]

Might not be a bad idea to put the merchandise kickstarter link back up in the https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1202150165449035816 channel 🙂

[trim ember]

probably June

[lunar musk]

good evening your Majesties

[umbral fog]

we have no clue about that tho... it could be out tomorrow for all we know, or maybe 30th of june at 23:59... we have no way of knowing

[trim ember]

right in the regards that we don't know anything definite. simply applying occam's razor with a "being right or pleasantly suprised" expectation. With Normal development rate on top of now Discord hacks

[marsh sentinel]

It won't be this week at least as we'll need it in PTB first.

[umbral fog]

oh, thats true

[lean fable]

we back :O

but.. our poor, poor history
and no external emotes to express myself?!

will we be able to do external emotes soon-ish?

Just found out enshrouded doesn’t have a difficulty setting 😠

I’ve got it installed but haven’t even opened it yet now I’m wondering if it’ll even be worth it since so many people say it’s too easy

[bitter vale]

Nope

[lean fable]

Smiffemon

[bitter vale]

Mew

[lean fable]

Sniffmon aka nosepass

[bitter vale]

Enshrouded to easy you say?

[lean fable]

That’s what I’ve been hearing

I’ll find out tonight when I get home if I don’t just fall asleep instead

Maybe it’ll be so easy I fall asleep playing it

[bitter vale]

Oof

Game difficulty balance is hard

[lean fable]

That’s true

I wonder how hard it is to add a slider just for changing some attack and hp values

Harder than I give it credit I’m sure

[umbral fog]

oh smiffe, i wanted to ask, can i apply anywhere if i want help with translation (to czech)? i found that on valheim.com you have section for translation errors but that seems to be more for one of errors than adding or fixing multiple things

[bitter vale]

depends on how you set it up in the beginning
like
Graydwarf attack = 100 + <value $1+x>
Then just adjust what $1 would mean. +25% ? -5% etc etc

[bitter vale]

yes. throw me a DM and I will guide you where to go

depends fully on how they set it up in the beginning

[lean fable]

Well I hope they did something like that in the beginning so difficulty updates are easy to implement

[south condor]

The Crowdin invite is broken currently, btw. Might wanna forward this to Lumah on Monday in case he doesn't see the message (#localizers message).

[zealous anchor]

so... why was my name changed to "Queen_Tea_Bisuit"
just curios

[scenic wing]

Yaass queen

[umbral fog]

one of us, one of us 😄

[drowsy imp]

tis the time of queens

[lean fable]

One of us, one of us

[snow forge]

Queen of us, queen of us

[umbral fog]

hmmm, pegster is still not a queen...

[tough aspen]

[snow forge]

Neither is Samaramon, apparenty.

[tough aspen]

i'm the og

[frigid marsh]

You are the Empress!

[lean fable]

Gamers

Just started my Legendary Survival Skyrim run that is permadeath

[scenic wing]

Good luck! 🫡

[frigid marsh]

May I help with the translation to Bulgarian? Last time I used the localization a big chunk of the strings were either in English or Armenian 😕

[lean fable]

I've got a full blown setup. Take over Riverwood at the start giving me 4 houses I can loot at the start. Take over Whiterun gaining 5 houses I can loot and then Riften. That should give me atleast 13 or so beds to level up in for free.

[tight wave]

@bitter vale How are you doing after the attack..? And where to fak is our voice channels?! 😄

[arctic torrent]

Theyll return

[lean fable]

Are you talking about project zomboid or something

Oh nvm wrong names

I also didn’t scroll up till now

[lean fable]

Skyrim

[snow forge]

I am testing Enshrouded and I have to say the building mechanic has a lot to learn from Valheim when it comes to snapping and the game understanding where you're pointing.

No, game, I do not want a block of wood hovering in mid-air three metres from the wall. I wanted it in the wall I'm building where I was pointing...

[tough aspen]

most peeps i know refunded it, dunno!

[lone spear]

b42 soon

[lone magnet]

does stuff just hover in midair?

i came back to valheim because other games just have simplistic crap building, i like how the physics and stuff in valheim forces you to build around it

[fallen sail]

mmmm what am i missing here, i see "New" In patchnotes and when i try to see it, it;s completely empty

[snow forge]

Enshrouded doesn't appear to have gravity or physics.

It does seem like a game I might well like quite well, but I gope the building aspect improves.

[lean fable]

They’ve been saying that for years

I’ve followed zomboid development for a decade and they’re by far some of the slowest devs out there

They did overhaul like the entire game though which is was really sweet and I know took a ton of effort since they practically rebuilt the entire thing from the ground up

They also had 2 years worth of dev work stolen during a house burglary back in the beginning that set them back pretty far

Speaking of slow updates.
A dev for a game called Forsaken Isle took a DECADE rest so he returned after a DECADE and started pusing tons of updates.

I think I wish listed that the other day

It's a super cute survival, crafting, basebuilding pixel game.

I think it was on sale for like 6usd

I should of gotten it but I spend too much money on games I haven’t installed yet

If only valheim would let me free

[bitter vale]

I got other ways 😉

[south condor]

Didn't know you have admin access on Crowdin as well lol

[lean fable]

D: Can I ask a reason?

we have Muninn >.> We need Huginn now

Hey moderators I don't know how to ping you all but someone posted a nudes discord link in screenshots

[lone spear]

i appreciate that to be honest. they are upfront about it, and thats fine for me

[lean fable]

I love them I just don’t expect B42 anytime soon 😂

[lone spear]

"soon" in relative terms. like "we have two more features in the oven we would like to bake into this build" soon rather than "we kinda feel we know what we want to do in that update"

[lean fable]

Probably 3-5 years off at their rate

[tough aspen]

Oh my gosh just had my first ever ||bro || event

[lean fable]

Did you shoulder check someone

I don't play PZ but I'm really excited for B42 to watch others!

[lone spear]

b41 took what, 5 years? six?

😄

[lean fable]

It was such a huge improvement for the game

[lean fable]

Do you play with mods?

[bitter vale]

seems you haven't played the game in some time 👀

[lean fable]

I think the thing for zomboid development is they aren’t interested in expanding their team and I understand that

I don't mind games taking time but one game that is a pure scam is 7D2D

[tough aspen]

No?

[lean fable]

Ok 😢

[tough aspen]

Never felt the need to mod anything

[lean fable]

I see!

7d2d was kinda fun on release I didn’t play much after it

The defense felt very very lacking but I really enjoyed the tiers of upgrading

I just can't comprehend how they can still milk that game!

[rugged stag]

Modmail is the best way to report someone

[lone spear]

what makes it a scam in your opinion?

[lean fable]

The outrageous long dev time and reworks.
It released 11 years and STILL in EA and the console version got abandoned pretty much instantly.

I didnt realize it was still in alpha

Yeah :S like wow!

I’ve got it on console and was immensely disappointed to see pc version is much better tbh

[lone spear]

ok, again, what makes it a scam? taking long is maybe disappointing, but what makes it fraudulent?

[lean fable]

I remember back when I was playing it you couldn’t use the wiki for everything since a lot of the stuff just wasn’t in my game

[modest moth]

It's been in ea for +10 years...

No matter what you say, that is just... No

[lone spear]

that doesnt make it a scam

[snow forge]

My friends who have played it have found it fun to play and whenever there's an update they go back and playit for a while again. Seems worth the money to me.

[lean fable]

I wonder how small their dev team is

[lone spear]

i got it years ago and they were transparent about it being in development, unfinished, without a clear window for 1.0. at no point did I feel that they are claiming untrue thing to illegitimately get funds from people

[modest moth]

On average, games released in ea take 2-3 years to reach full release.

If we give them 1-2 more years as a grace period then fine, as long as they release the game as polished as possible...

But they have been keeping the game in ea for a decade already, the moment they went over the five-year mark, they definitely started using "game's in ea bro have patience" as an excuse and not as a "we do actually want the game to become better based on player feedback"

[lone spear]

this sounds like a case of project management not being strict enough - not enough suits telling devs what do, something we usually publicly decry 😄 but again, subpar project and expectation management is not a fraud, so what makes it a scam in your view?=

[modest moth]

That they're using the ea as the excuse for any failing/issue they end up having despite the game being over +10 years since it released.

Like, the game in ea being the reason why it still unstable or whatever lost relevance years ago

[shadow ravine]

No VC yet huh

[scenic wing]

Right, like it’s one thing to say ‘we are in EA so we can fine tune our game with player feedback’ but in this case, I could see why someone would call it a scam, because it’s being dishonest to your playerbase.

[scenic wing]

Not yet, but it’s something that they’re actively working on.

[shadow ravine]

How hard is it to create a VC tho lol

[marsh sentinel]

It's probably not a priority right now in the circumstances.

[shadow ravine]

Also why wouldn’t they have 2fa enabled to stop what happened

[marsh sentinel]

They do, wasnt the issue.

[median falcon]

2fa can be bypassed, it isnt foolproof

[shadow ravine]

Fair point

[umbral fog]

another friend who has no context and complains 😄

[crisp pawn]

Hang on… a game taking only 1-2 years to create is insane. Especially with the graphics capabilities available now.

I personally would rather have a game take 10 years to finish than one pushed out after 2, with day one patches to fix bugs.

[shadow ravine]

I’m not complaining I’m just asking questions

[crisp pawn]

I present to you, Bethesda and Fallout.

[lone spear]

i find it quite plausible to say, the game has issues because its still unfinished. that fact that it IS still unfinished, can be critiqued, but I fail to see the fraud here. if you say its a bad game from a bad team that doesnt get its shit together - that a valid opinion, but i cannot see any point at which they would claim false things to extract money from their customers

[crisp pawn]

A company that has MILLIONS to play with should bot be pushing games after 4 years in dev to be reworked by the players.

The stance of “it didn’t get done in 1-2 years so it’s a scam” is the biggest cop-out ever

[rugged stag]

We still have a working product that can give us endless hours of fun if you're the person for that, I believe the only "scam" they're running is between them and Steam's early access agreement

[lone spear]

contrary. any company reaching a certain size will suffer from scaling effects. the larger the project, the more overhead, the more points of failure

[shadow ravine]

I’m not waiting 10 years for a game tho lol 😂 I was worried I wouldn’t make it to see gta6 lol

[crisp pawn]

That’s a fair point

[rugged stag]

in before "We get Ashlands before GTA 6" meme

[bold grove]

MBAPPE TO REAL MADRID NEXT SUMMER

[crisp pawn]

Honestly, solid gaming and content is 100% important to me. If it’s buggy, it ruins it for me. I’d rather you take the time and put out a good product you are proud of than to push a game because “deadlines and player expectations” require you to

[lone spear]

a larger company will have more "waste", more overhead, but it will also be more market-oriented and pushing the release the product on schedule because the longer a project runs, the less profitable it becomes if your enduser pricing is more or less fixed. so small teams are more able to be dynamic, but they are also more prone to feature creep and management issues, because the "revenue directive" is not necessarily the main driving point

[crisp pawn]

Communicate that it’s going to be another year because contracts are being modified

[rugged stag]

Looking at you Pokemon Scarlet/Violet

[crisp pawn]

😭

[shadow ravine]

Bro assassins creed vallhalla was hella buggy still is and they spent a really long time on it

[arctic torrent]

Scarlet is a Queenver, not a Quivmon

[shadow ravine]

It’s still a solid game with solid mechanics and storyline

Plus the exspansions are fantastic

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/why-just-why-but-why-monkey-gif-18202838286539704455

[crisp pawn]

Which is why I don’t play it. I love assassins creed, but it’s ridiculous. That’s where spending quality time will change the end product. Sitting in an office for 8 hours isn’t spending quality 8 hours working on it.

[arctic torrent]

Why is there a small F on the H?

[rugged stag]

no idea lmao

blame discord

[shadow ravine]

Your missing out on quality content

[rugged stag]

and tenor

[lone spear]

so to close the circle: i strongly disagree that games that run overlong in early access are automatically "scams" - the intention to defraud customers is not the motivation in the vast majority of cases. and i fail to see any fraudulent behavior from the team behind 7dtd, to close that

[lean fable]

So to DM Modmail do I @ it on the server* and it will create a DM?

[crisp pawn]

Probably. I’m also old and remember when games had to be finished because day one updates and patches weren’t a thing

Rip FFIX

[snow forge]

Well, games were still usually released with some bugs and they wouldn't be fixed ever. :p

[lone spear]

i also feel that we as gamers should take the responsibility to manage our own expectations a bit. the marketing teams are drumming up hype because they are paid to do so, but its our responsibility to take that with a grain of salt - like we do with most other adverts. i dont believe the 20 dollar knives from home order television are really forged by ancient japanese masters and will cut through NATO armor, so i dont believe cinematic trailers either. so when a game tells you, that its not finished, and there is a huge banner on steam telling you that it might never get finished, then i shouldnt be complaining about being tricked into buying it when it does, indeed, not satisfy the expectation i myself set up

[crisp pawn]

SOME games were released with findable bugs, yes. But over all, there wasn’t game breaking ones (exclude FFIX here, that one still makes me mad)

[lean fable]

That one saints row copy that was bugged on the first mission so you couldn’t play the rest of the game without having an Xbox live game pass. So I paid for a game and never got to play it because my grandparents said no to the monthly subscription

[lone spear]

even tetris had game breaking bugs. that never got patched because cartridges. original CoD had a multiplayer bug for half a year that allows people to run under the map and snipe everyone

[snow forge]

Yea mostly games were released when they were finished. Big money hadn't come into it as much with greedy stockholders who wanted profits now and fuck the customers yet.

[lone spear]

ocarina of time has a game breaking epona bug iirc

[lean fable]

Big money? Aren’t most early access games small indie studios?

[snow forge]

Well, more comparing old games to triple a games nowadays,

[rugged stag]

DMing modmail is Direct messaging it, right click the bot and click message

[crisp pawn]

FFIX was printed with a bad final disc and distributed. Before patches. Before updates. So they reprinted it to allow players to actually complete the game. Literally the final disc did not work.

If you were to go through games from before updates being a thing, to now, you would find a very obvious trend.

[lean fable]

What did I create.

[crisp pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-gif-22919457

I’m not saying that games can’t be updated or patched. I’m saying they should be more of a finished product before they are released.

And that after released, they should be fixed 😂

[snow forge]

I know it's a shiny red button but don't ban modmail, Subject. :>

[lean fable]

Technically speaking TheFunPimps aren't scammers as they've provided the game and keep updating it.
It just... feels like a scam that it has been in Alpha over a decade but eh, I don't hate them for it, I'm just shook over it.

[crisp pawn]

I’m personally tired of having a game be installed and then having a 74GB update 😂

[rugged stag]

I'm still sticking to this

[crisp pawn]

hobbles to my cartridges and blows one out

[rugged stag]

you uh, want to rephrase that?

[crisp pawn]

Prolly not lol. It’s accurate today. My back hurts

[lean fable]

Dirty bees

It's a good point, I wonder if at some point Steam will put limits but I doubt it.
I don't think it's in Steams best interest to police even though people want it.

[crisp pawn]

I musta missed it. I re-read it 20 times lol

[lean fable]

I just deleted cod and freed up literally half of my computers storage

[rugged stag]

😄

[crisp pawn]

The second reason why I refuse to play it lol

[dark raven]

i haven't played in a long time - are all biomes released now?

sorry for the dumb question I could probably google myself

[lean fable]

I only got it because my coworkers wanted me to play it but after they yelled at me a lot for being bad I no longer desire playing with them

Didn't a game recently release that's like 160GB.
I think ARK is like close to 500GB?

[crisp pawn]

Not yet, but it’s been pretty exciting info released!

[lean fable]

There’s a dev walk n talk through the newest biome that’s releasing within the next 5 months

[crisp pawn]

That wasn’t even a sentence. I gotta get back to my essay. 😳

[lean fable]

They walked and talked around in Ashlands?

[lone spear]

Ark:SE is around 130 iirc

[crisp pawn]

I legit LOVE that they do that

[rugged stag]

Don't. Fund. Snail Games. And. Team Wildcard.

[lean fable]

I had fun just watching her try to stay on the path while facing backwards 😭

[lean fable]

Apparently the full game with all DLC is over 400GB 💀

[crisp pawn]

I play with a controller (my keyboard/mouse skills are -85418) and I can’t stay on the path walking forwards 90% of the time 😂 she did better than I do.

[lean fable]

I’m doing a run where I go everywhere on floors I built. I found out quickly I can BARELY run in a straight line

[lone spear]

nothing is cheaper nowadays than storage

[rugged stag]

what was the term of that run again? something weird

[lone spear]

but also, nothing melts faster than free storage

[lean fable]

I’ve been going with Tileman since that was the inspiration but I feel like floor is lava is more fitting

[lone spear]

i have currently 8TB installed and need to delete shit constantly lol

[lean fable]

I also don’t like that tileman isn’t really a unisex term

[crisp pawn]

Floor is lava is great

[lean fable]

I know man still means humanity but idk id rather be tileperson since I identify as a Tilegerm

Thanks Subject, will do

[marsh sentinel]

Tilemon....

[rugged stag]

to me, tileman doesn't accurately sum up the type of run

[lean fable]

Floor is lava also gives new people a much better chance of understanding what’s going on without me having to explain it

[rugged stag]

floor is lava is defs closer, just a pain to say 50 times over

[lean fable]

I was thinking since I have to “earn” the tiles like the original tileman does but it’s different when your tiles cost 1k more xp per tile vs just collecting trees

[scenic wing]

Now THIS is the best term yet 😂

[crisp pawn]

FiL

[rugged stag]

hmm?

[lean fable]

Floor is lava

[rugged stag]

ah

ofc

[crisp pawn]

Floor is Lava
FiL

“I got the FiL achievement”

Ya know… I take it back. Don’t use that as an acronym… ☠️

[rugged stag]

2 for 2, you're on a roll today!

[crisp pawn]

I caught that one. I’m still not catching the other one though

It doesn’t matter how many times I re-read it. It’s just not sticking

[snow forge]

Sounds like a very bad idea to build a bunch of floor tiles to run on then.

[rugged stag]

oof, good thing then

[rugged stag]

open spaces must be a pain

[lean fable]

Ground is lava?

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/i-lava-you-pixar-lava-volcano-smiling-gif-11164290

[lean fable]

That short made me cry the first time I saw it

[rugged stag]

think I saw it at the beginning before Moana came on in cinemas

Loved it

[crimson inlet]

🩳

[lean fable]

Time to watch Anime and play PalWorld 👁️👄👁️

[jovial yacht]

what anime

[lean fable]

Solo Leveling and Tales of Wedding Rings 😄

[jovial yacht]

tales of wedding rings is kinda mid

have u watch ragna crimson

[lean fable]

ToWS is spicy

[rugged stag]

I would assume you watch anime dubbed if you're multitasking
Either that or you can understand spoken japanese

[jovial yacht]

sub is the best

[lean fable]

oh no, only sub for me!
I can't stand English in Anime, Japan related games.

[umbral fog]

oh, thanks for reminder that solo leveling has a new episode 😄 (i recommend to also read the manhwa tho 😉 )

[jovial yacht]

already read it, its so good, have yall watch mashle, season 2 came out its pretty dope

[lean fable]

Also, Hugin got an upgrade in my YouGotMail mod, now you can give him unlimited lines to speak 😮

[rugged stag]

Mod discussion/advertisement in the #mods-discussion channel please

[lean fable]

Ah, sorry!

[umbral fog]

already read it but have yet to watch 😄(mashle i mean)
also the opening is great

[lean fable]

I need more solo leveling but new mashle is out today ayo

Wait wait is solo leveling episode 5 out??????

Is tales of wedding rings more of a slice of life or?

[umbral fog]

yep 😄

[lean fable]

Slice of life?

I checked it before I checked mashle for a new episode this morning idk how I missed it

Honestly, I'm just waiting for all the new seasons for my main Animes to come out, hopefully sometime this year.

[lean fable]

“Slice of life anime and manga are narratives "without fantastical aspects, which [take] place in a recognisable, everyday setting, such as a suburban high school, and which [focus] on human relationships that are often romantic in nature." The genre favors "the creation of emotional ties with the characters."” Quick copy paste don’t mind me

I didn’t even know it was that specific of a genre

I’m kind of bummed I’ve lost like all of my interest in palworld

I’m towards end game but it feels so rinse and repeat

Oh no 😦

I'm lvl 30 atm and run a few QoL mods on my server.
Extremely excited to see where the game goes.

Once there’s more multiplayer aspects I might get more into it again

Yup, no point in burning yourself, there's always another game.

I like the combat but I’m not a fan of how it’s almost always either you obliterate them or they obliterate you with virtually no in between unless you’re doing a syndicate tower

The pals that have killed me the most are GobFins...

Omg those little thugs

They’ve killed me 10x more than anything else in the game

Haha yes! They come in massive gangs.

Especially on multiplayer servers where it takes a little longer for them to load in

Having 15-30 homing bubbles coming at you from underground is so ridiculous but I kind of like it

It’s like a big yeah you better not mess with our gang

I love that the fast travel is called gobfin turf because it definitely feels like stepping into the wrong turf

[rugged stag]

ok but Mieruko-chan is probably my favourite anime

with Frieren up there as well

[lean fable]

I started Frieren this morning but my kid woke up and came to lay down with us so I turned it off in case it turned out to be in appropriate

Literally only got 7-8 minutes in

Someone tell me why we can't add emotes to our account without a server.

What’s the gist of mieruko?

It sounds like a bad guy from inuyasha

Oooooh, you're not allowed to use external emotes, stickers here anyway, I see.

[rugged stag]

Girl who sees ghosts and essentially learns to deal with it

[lean fable]

“It was my house first, deal with it twinkle toes”

I can’t say twinkle toes without thinking of Toph Beifong the only character cool enough to get a last name

[rugged stag]

um acktually

Aang the last airbender

[median falcon]

did he get the last name "the last airbender" before or after his people were genocided?

[lean fable]

Is that a last name or a title

[median falcon]

Yes

[lean fable]

Or are titles technically names

ayyy we're back! Is there a update thread from what happend?

nm found it

[umbral fog]

i don´t believe it 😲 somebody is looking for that on their own 😄

[lean fable]

lmao, occationaly I get my turn with the collective brain cell ha

[tough aspen]

I'm proud of you ❤️

[lean fable]

lmao thanks?

[modest moth]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-im-the-guy-spy-kids-the-guy-gif-24510920

The Messiah

[umbral fog]

i didn´t see spy kids in the longest time 😄

but yeah, finally the colective braincell is here XD

[rugged stag]

Loved the spykids movies as a kid - regardless of how "bad" they were

the new one is complete and utter trash - but that may be my adult self compromising the experience

well, imho the newest spy kids the kids are insanely annoying and just awful actors

the awful acting part there is subjective as they are only kids but still

[umbral fog]

i watched the first two multiple times 😄 i think i watched 3 once or twice, and i don´t know if there is more of them 😄

[lean fable]

Dream dream dream dream dream

[rugged stag]

I know that line anywhere

Sharkboy and Lavagirl

Featuring Taylor Lautner

[lean fable]

Oh right that wasn’t spy kids

[rugged stag]

classic

[scenic wing]

Best 3D movie I’ve ever seen

[rugged stag]

Did you even childhood? Gosh!

[umbral fog]

well there was also song about dreams in spy kids 😄 (floops dream)

[rugged stag]

missing a dream btw

one more dream

[lean fable]

Actually no but you don’t want to get into that for sure ;p

[rugged stag]

Oh, sadface

you can childhood now with Vaheim!

and your Queen roleplaying

[umbral fog]

killing monsters and cannibalizing intestines, what a lovely childhood 😄 precious memories

[lean fable]

There ain’t no role play about it

[bitter vale]

https://tenor.com/view/my-property-tim-stark-tiger-king2-its-my-stuff-i-own-it-gif-24215810

[rugged stag]

hmm?

[lean fable]

GIF fight

[rugged stag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/864258891973132338/865162357583249418/ezgif.com-gif-maker_70.gif

[umbral fog]

oh no, weapons are out 👀

[scenic wing]

In the red corner, we have Subject!
In the blue purple corner, the man himself, Smiffe!

Who’s the better GIF poster??

[rugged stag]

what colors are you seeing?

it's purple

[scenic wing]

Fixed 😅

[rugged stag]

life's balance has been restored

[lean fable]

Way to pick on the color blind guy smh

[scenic wing]

Did you actually know I was colorblind?? 👀

[lean fable]

I love that the remastered version of doom has colorblind modes but instead of being for colorblind people they just show you the game how a colorblind person would see it

[lean fable]

Lucky coincidence but I’ll pretend I knew so yes

[scenic wing]

Haha very lucky coincidence indeed!

[rugged stag]

I mean I knew when you said Blue

don't take me seriously (regarding this topic) btw

[lean fable]

Same

[scenic wing]

Haha no worries, it was more of a reference to the classic red vs blue trope anyways.

[rugged stag]

I also picked up on that

[lean fable]

That was a good episode.

[rugged stag]

Rooster Teeth's Red Vs Blue custom Halo parkour/racing/shooting/golf map achivement HORSE videos were great to watch

not that I know the original red vs blue episode you're referencing

[gaunt fable]

What should I do tomorrow

[vale thorn]

Hey

[rugged stag]

Something

cos afterall, doing nothing is still doing something

[lean fable]

The magic conch has spoken! All hail the magic conch!

If only I had gif perms for a magic conch nothing

[lone spear]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-nothing-magic-conch-magic-conch-nothing-gif-7727151451659903382

[rugged stag]

[high current]

RIP the previous offical Valhelm discord

[arctic torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/brother-bear-telling-everyone-im-gif-25130448

https://tenor.com/view/quit-telling-everyone-im-dead-gif-25130449

[high current]

Pfft.

[drowsy imp]

It's still the same server~

[rugged stag]

[high current]

Always has been

[fast schooner]

I've been postponing myself waking up a lot yesterday until i got a dream of me finally finding the yagluth location stone and it made me feel so relieved and accomplished that it actually made me get up. Never felt so much in peace ever and it was because of a dream.

[lean fable]

The real question is will you find it today

[fast schooner]

havent played valheim in 2/3 days so... maybe, if i just have the perfect podcast mood i will

[lean fable]

I been working haha

[weak pecan]

Kind of wild how long it took the discord devs to help get this joint back under control

[stiff quail]

Yeah, it was impressively quick

[zealous anchor]

^

[lunar musk]

setbacks build character

[stiff quail]

The cleanup took a long time, but the compromised accounts were removed pretty quickly

[grim lotus]

Good to see that the server is back

[neat moth]

oh nice server is back

[grim lotus]

I saw the whole thing live🥲

[visual ivy]

who wants to start a co-op world

[icy reef]

Anyone on Xbox

[rugged stag]

#1024264966712340510 channel for finding other Valheim players 👍

[stark geyser]

Hello

[lean fable]

Hello guys, what should I do if I bought Valheim for two of my friends, but they don’t want to play with me?((

[visual ivy]

I CAN

[open crow]

Why? they busy with other games?

[visual ivy]

they prob think its boring

[lean fable]

They think Valheim is a boring game

[rotund pivot]

idiots

[stiff quail]

Solution is to get better friends

[open crow]

Play the game and livestream. I had a friend complains about Valheim before he bought the game, he dislike the "low graphic". But then he enjoys a lot

[rotund pivot]

LOW graphics? screw that guy.

[stark geyser]

That low graphic thing is called artstyle. And it really reminds me about these old-school games from a long bygone era of video games.

[visual ivy]

fr

[open crow]

Haha everyone's have their preferences. My friend just really prefer very realistic/detailed games

[visual ivy]

well i mean its kind of like mine craft

[rotund pivot]

I find Valheim to be rather realistic.

[open crow]

Yea, quite same vibe as Lethal Company.

[visual ivy]

the graphics are just in a diffrent kind of art style to make the game unique

[open crow]

minecraft with shaders

[stark geyser]

Oh I haven't played that yet, since all my friends are kinda busy, but it looks like a fun game.

[open crow]

the game is like Phasmophobia. I find the game somewhat spontaneously funny for some reason, it makes you want to play it sometimes, though I recommend playing with friends if you're not use to play those kind of games that you will die a lot

[deft ravine]

Got to Moder island yesterday. My luck is very high so there's a patch of Swamp and Plains. Ended up fighting a star 2 Fuling with a spear, thought the Leech had it killed. tl;dr Leeching was killed, and I was chopping wood when I got oneshot by the spear with about 80-90 hp I think I had.

[deft ravine]

I gotta play that game, got it back when it released but never played more than 30-40m. The graphics really threw me off

[open crow]

Yeah the graphics is not for everyone, it's like playing old games using emulator imo, maybe a lil bit modern.

[deft ravine]

Its interesting but i had no idea what was going on to be honest

[open crow]

Yeah the first round seems overwhelming, is like the game doesn't want you to win, and apparently that's what the game is. It takes time to know the game and eventually enjoy it

Though myself only play for 8 hours, quite short. I'm waiting for more map updates

[tough aspen]

Morning gjall

[lean fable]

but no external emotes D:

[tough aspen]

that has always been the rule? hack or not

[lean fable]

i mean, before this attack if ya boosting ya can do external emotes, that is why I am boosting to begin with. I like my emotes, that is why I got nitro

also good morning Samaramon :salutes:

[fallow solstice]

really dont see this. its compared so often

[bitter vale]

But.... But .. Munin comes in mistlands 😅

[lean fable]

Hello, nice day today.
I sat up all night taking care of my pals and now I'm working on mods.

How people here doing?

[rotund pewter]

Meowning

[umbral fog]

Noon everyone 😄

[lean fable]

Plans for today?

@bitter vale Possible to put all modded channels together?
Maybe a new "modded" category" like before so we can have issues, discussion, screenshots together?

[bitter vale]

I mean yes. but I wanted mods-help where people will see all help channels together

is it not working?

[potent prawn]

Personally I like them arranged that way

[tough aspen]

purge the heretics

[lean fable]

I think separating vanilla and modded is good like it was before.
Right now I keep looking for modded issues and I'm like where is it, oh it's in the other category.
The issue now is that you either use issues, discussion or both to ask for modded help because they're separated.

Just my opinion of course

[bitter vale]

of course 😄

poke me in like 2-3 weeks and we can talk about it

my hope is that mods-issues will make users less likly to end up in mods discussion asking for help 🤔

[lean fable]

!remindme 14 days, 14 hours, 14 minutes, 14 seconds

[clear sleet]

i pumped 300 hours into valheim in the last month, i gotta relax.
don't wanna burn out just as Ashlands hits the beta branch 😩

[lean fable]

Hot Diggity! You deserve a break, play something else

[umbral fog]

i can wholeheartedly recommend Jump King 😄 after that you will be needing to calm down playing some valheim XD

[bitter vale]

and I'm like.. only 300? 🤔

true, I know what things needed for ashlands

so I probablt put like 500 hours in 😄

[tough aspen]

rookie numbers

[umbral fog]

you gotta pump those up 😄

[pseudo sapphire]

🤨

[lean fable]

I just checked, I'm at 500.

[bitter vale]

this month?

or total?

[lean fable]

Ah total.

[umbral fog]

smiffe, just for funsies, how much do you have total? 😄

[lean fable]

His hours don’t count he leaves the main menu open to cheat the leaderboards for clout

[snow forge]

I wish Steam tracked hours played. :(

[lean fable]

If it only tracked active time it would be inaccurate for all idle games

Probably easier to just count application time open than to do some edge case work

[snow forge]

Yeah, I can see the reasoning for it, but I'd still like to have a number for hours played in games rather than hours having had the game open.

[lean fable]

All my free time from having to walk away for my kid ayo

[devout trout]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOD morning valheimers!

[undone verge]

Hello

[devout trout]

Chalchi, now if my memory serves me right, thats a name i havent seen in a long time

[undone verge]

Yeah I've been quite busy

[lean fable]

Get outta here you got work to do

[devout trout]

Remind me how we know each other? I just woke up, so my brain is still fuzzy lmao. I absolutely recognize the name, i just can't place where right now.

[lean fable]

If you actually get out of here I’ll cry now

[open junco]

It is indeed, as you say "Morning"... The "Good" part is as yet undetermined, Oh puncher of Birds.

[undone verge]

I don't recognize your name Queen, was your username a different one back then?

[lean fable]

Mines always been germ. Smiffe threw on the queen

We probably haven’t interacted before now

[undone verge]

Guess not! I was confused why you would cry

[open junco]

Why not?

[lean fable]

I’m dramatic and wanted to be part of the conversation

[undone verge]

I can relate. Let's be friends!

[open junco]

... Thus the "queen" portion of the nomenclature. ::chuckle::

[undone verge]

It's too sunday to learn anyway

[lean fable]

We could learn about our lord and savior RaptorJesus

I haven’t seen a raptor jesus meme in like a decade

[undone verge]

I don't think I've ever seen a RaptorJesus meme

[devout trout]

Ok, I decided to dig in what's left of the discord with the search feature lololol. No wonder your name looked so familiar!

[lean fable]

They were all over when I was in school back in 1920

[open junco]

Praised Be Shark Christ... In His Name, We Nom-Nom-Nom... ::in accordance with the prophesy::

[tough aspen]

oh oh check me!

[lean fable]

Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins

[undone verge]

lol yeah I've been around a bit longer than it seems now

[lean fable]

There was a kid in middle school who had it printed out and put on all of his binders. He also got in trouble for “mocking religion” for having it

[open junco]

Shark Christ wouldn't give anyone the satisfaction of extinction... Far too many things would be Un-Nom'd... and we can't have that.

[devout trout]

damn, some things seemed to still have gotten nuked. Cant find as much for you as Chalchi

[open junco]

I've no real idea how long I've been here, but It's been more than "a hot minute".

[lean fable]

A hot minute is a really long time though to be fair

[devout trout]

according to your discord profile, feb 11, 2021

[undone verge]

We were also both on another Discord, I've sent you a dm

[lean fable]

I’m trying cocomilk yogurt for the first time and it’s actually pretty good just not as thick as I’d hope

I guess it does say “yogurt alternative”

[devout trout]

you've also been around long enough that you've seen when we had custom named VC's.

god that turned into a nightmare...

[open junco]

I remember there being a Discord link for here, and joining, and things were not in any real sense of proper working order yet... and then I just kind of muted the server till things got more organized.

[devout trout]

haha, yeah. that was back when we didn't realize Valheim would get so big. I remember we were expecting 15, maybe 20k people MAX in the discord. Instead we got almost a quarter million

[open junco]

::nods::

[lean fable]

It’s cute when old timers catch up

[open junco]

... I'm "Old" for many reasons... Most of which, you really don't want to know about, ::grins::

[devout trout]

you could say i've been here a while...

[open junco]

Yeah... Just a bit. ::chuckle::

[umbral fog]

when i click on your name i have 9 Oct 2018 for some reason XD

[devout trout]

probably timezones lol

[clear sleet]

There is like 720 to 650 hours in a month, that means I spent half the month just playing Valheim, and if I take sleep into account, that means most my time awake is on Valheim 😵

[umbral fog]

yeah, most likely

[devout trout]

I'm on west coast US, which is UTC-8

[opal light]

yo anyone wanna play valheim im OCE

[devout trout]

best place to look is #1024264966712340510

[opal light]

thank u

[devout trout]

👍

[umbral fog]

i am central europe so +1

[devout trout]

that would do it

[open junco]

I'm testing stuffs for a possible community playthrough in the near future... Modded.

[umbral fog]

yep

[clear sleet]

But viking stuff 😩 I find my self always hyper fixating on Nordic Mythology inspired/related stuff. Must be cause I'm Scandinavian

It's hardcoded into my brain

[open junco]

I'm not Scandinavian, but there were definitely Norsemen in the regions my people hail from... For at leasr 200 years or more. ::chuckle::

[clear sleet]

I'm super Scandinavian, lots of family throughout the Nordic countries, and then a good amount in Germany too!

[undone verge]

I tried oat cream the other day, it was perfect... even better than cow cream

[clear sleet]

Grew up going to viking reenactments too, and viking markets!

[undone verge]

I'm German 😄

[zinc current]

Hiya, does anyone have a server and want to start a new village world with me? i havnt played in like a year but have 300 hours. and im not using a mic. so really i just want to build with people and chill with them

[clear sleet]

I have 3 last names/surnames, Søndergaard, Madsen and Schlömer. Guess which is German 🤣🤣

[devout trout]

best place to look for people is our #1024264966712340510 section

[zinc current]

oh ty

[devout trout]

[zinc current]

im a dummy lol, i posted it and took it down to re write it and now cant post it for an hour XD

[devout trout]

Unfortunately nothing I can do to remove the cool down 😦. I would if I could, but you'll just have to wait.

[fading notch]

Ayyo welcome back Valheim discord

[undone verge]

Welcome back to you

[undone verge]

Why the hell do you have three last names?

[scenic wing]

3 parents

[arctic torrent]

You coulda just asked hyper while you were talking to him(i can read ticket but not respond)

[rancid yew]

how can i join the public tester channel ?

[lean fable]

You have to be manually added at the moment until they fix roles

[rancid yew]

ohh ok then ill wait np

[lean fable]

You’re not missing much they’re only talking about the term script kiddies