general

[tough aspen]

first >_>

[bitter vale]

lol

[south condor]

Smiffle is back

[drowsy imp]

Back again

[bitter vale]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-hey-hello-hi-wave-gif-8560985764240160471

[south condor]

Didn't know Eminem could look this creepy lol

[rugged stag]

👋

[tough aspen]

feels like home 😭

[shrewd rune]

Yay

[tough aspen]

Can I do it Subject, can I say the first
Morning gjall!

[frank epoch]

Oioi

[bitter vale]

no oi oi for you mate

[fast oyster]

Its alive!

[woeful ferry]

omg q1 yippee

[bitter vale]

Generally alive

oh pun intended

https://tenor.com/view/table-flip-anime-angry-gif-12163263

[fast oyster]

It’s alive! To an extent!

[cosmic monolith]

helo

[cyan remnant]

hi

[woeful ferry]

hola

[bitter vale]

gonna need 1000's of fixes tho

[vale marlin]

eyo

[wooden topaz]

New channel who dis?

[cosmic monolith]

is this the odficial serever

[keen olive]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-evil-mike-myers-austin-powers-hug-come-here-gif-6096007716994172871

[cyan remnant]

@woeful ferry como estas?

[gaunt talon]

y

[cosmic monolith]

@gaunt talon ok

[full dock]

woag

[vestal moss]

hey there

[frigid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-back-mr-anderson-agent-smith-matrix-raining-gif-17370399

[woeful ferry]

uhhhh ca va bien merci

[full dock]

what happened

[vestal moss]

ye

[rugged stag]

Sackable offense

[drowsy imp]

English only in this server, please and thank you

[hallow needle]

Hi and welcome back everyone ❤️

[bitter vale]

english only please

[cyan remnant]

@drowsy imp hat said hola

[gaunt talon]

[woeful ferry]

man thats the only spanish word i know

[cyan remnant]

only appropriate response

[formal hinge]

Welcome back to the land of the living yall

[bright wing]

raiders

[half imp]

yay

[rigid nest]

[twilit mountain]

...

[drowsy imp]

Aight, just double checking, can y'all without any roles see message history in this channel now?

[half imp]

yes

[frank epoch]

OIOI SAVELOY ❤️

[steady arch]

Yep

[half imp]

i think

[steady arch]

At the very least, messages are actually showing up now.

[vale marlin]

not sure because there is a reply to a message that just doesnt exist for me

[rigid nest]

yes i can see further than 10 min ago

[vale marlin]

for me Jade's oioi is the first message

[idle fractal]

cannot see message history, no

[bitter vale]

you can now?

[upbeat herald]

i still cant see it

[idle fractal]

nope

[vale marlin]

it says no permission to see history

[upbeat herald]

for me, your message is the first @bitter vale

[serene kestrel]

refresh your dsicords if you cant

[cyan remnant]

yeah no, I just restarted my discord and all history is wiped

[tough aspen]

it was meeee

[serene kestrel]

discord doesnt automatically add history to people

[idle fractal]

first message is 6 minutes ago for me

[vale marlin]

no, after ctrl+r everything was gone

[steady arch]

It's probably taking effect for people slowly, or something.

[serene kestrel]

maybe mod made oof

[woeful ferry]

first message

[upbeat herald]

i dont think so @steady arch

[steady arch]

People keep saying different messages were the first they saw.

[elfin canopy]

.> Glad to see we all survived

[honest inlet]

server is dead?

[marsh garnet]

First

[left hound]

hi guys

[warm arch]

I just refreshed discord and the previous messages didn't appear for me. Weird...

[woeful ferry]

hola

[vale marlin]

and not just here, in all channels

[steady arch]

@upbeat herald If it worked for everyone at once, they'd all see the same first message lol.

[wooden topaz]

[upbeat herald]

@honest inlet server is commencing operation pheonix

[summer lichen]

ö

[left hound]

oh ma gawd, is smiffe back??! hi!!

[elfin canopy]

Btw I know it'll be fixed eventually (atleast I am sure of it) but Message History is turned off for, basically everything

[vale thorn]

Hey

[vale marlin]

#the-fallout-shelter and #valheim-chat also no history permission 😦

[half imp]

true

[upbeat herald]

@steady arch no, its because only a few roles have access to it, ex. the greydwarf role and tester

@elfin canopy for me its fully everything

[sour pendant]

first

[vale marlin]

but the question was if it works for those without a role...

[upbeat herald]

and no

[half imp]

Nah

[vale marlin]

to which the answer is no

[upbeat herald]

it doesn't work for us

[steady arch]

@upbeat herald The question was addressed to folks without roles. I have no roles.

[upbeat herald]

i have no roles too

no roles that count that is

[strong rose]

oO

[steady arch]

Well, it's been working fine for me, and seems to be slowly fixing for others. Not sure what to tell ya.

[upbeat herald]

the patchnotes and news role doesn't work

[vale marlin]

Asaelius, do you see everything after a ctrl+r too? (reload)

[crimson inlet]

Ah general

[steady arch]

Didn't need to refresh, it just fixed eventually.

[lean fable]

is there any vc's in here yet?

[upbeat herald]

LETS GO, it fixed for me

[half imp]

no

[steady arch]

See, told ya. @upbeat herald

[vale marlin]

it doesn't say history restricted now, let's see if reload loads messages...

[half imp]

For me too

[upbeat herald]

ok then you were right @steady arch

[rigid nest]

no vc yet as of my knowledge

[vale marlin]

oh yes it works now @drowsy imp

[woeful ferry]

I cant wait for the new suggestion channel to be filled with interesting new ideas

[crimson inlet]

[vale marlin]

can also reply now with no role tho, is that intended?

and add reactions

[drowsy imp]

Yeah, that's intended

[half imp]

cool

[vale marlin]

great ^^ wasn't like that b4 and I thought it's Greydwarf and up only

[drowsy imp]

It was tied to the same channel history permission

[teal frigate]

man how do devs fall for phishing links lmfao 🤡

[fading birch]

btw who clicked on something worng and caused this?

[steady arch]

Same way any person does, being human.

[vale marlin]

they are only human too?

[steady arch]

If nobody fell for it, they wouldn't exist.

[teal frigate]

I've never done it soooooo

[drowsy imp]

Unfortunately it only takes a single slip-up and a couple seconds for something like this to pop off

[vale marlin]

congrats!

[teal frigate]

thanks

[steady arch]

It's easier to act holier than thou until someone gets the better of you. So remember your words. 😛

[rotund pewter]

Me very happy seeing the discord being rebuilt 🥰

Seriously - so much work 🙈

[teal frigate]

nah 24 years in IT. Won't ever happen to me

[vale marlin]

yep, as long as the community is here and willing, such a temporary issue won't be a problem

[wooden topaz]

Just as we can all type worng, we can all click worng sometimes.

[steady arch]

@teal frigate One day you'll be old, or not up to date with trends, or somehow imperfect.

[woeful ferry]

history in the making

[rotund pewter]

Not even gonna flinch man

[teal frigate]

Yeah because the devs are old right? Plus if you couldn't tell from my 24 years in IT remark, I'm already old and still have the wits not to give someone my info lol

[steady arch]

Just saiyan, people who act like they never fall for something... instead of just being humble and cautious...

[vale marlin]

why exactly are you like this tho? does this 'I'm better than you' help anyone?

[steady arch]

Tend to eat their words inevitably. Eventually.

[rotund pewter]

We are VIKINGS!
We’ve died 1000’s of times to clear Valheim and go to valhalla - one measly half pint messing with our discord is not going to stop us 🔥

[hardy lava]

i don't trust someone with 24 years experience aside from not touching the wrong button

[teal frigate]

Just wondering who the smooth brain is that's all

[vale marlin]

honestly your current attitude is way worse than what happened

[woeful ferry]

lets bring back calling people milk drinkers

[teal frigate]

Not like you need to reply to my fella

I was just asking a question

[vale marlin]

yes, a question that only blames, and helps none

[steady arch]

You were throwing shade at the dev, my guy. You can't claim you were just asking a question.

Did your "24 years in IT" not teach you that?

[teal frigate]

Are you the whiteknight for the devs?

[rotund pewter]

I am going to avoid this long winded conversation like a pack of fuelings and leave 😂

[woeful ferry]

van i wanna kick you in the ballheims

[vale marlin]

here and now is not the time dude

[hardy lava]

i have 26 years of experience living and i think someone with 70 years experience have done bad shit

[steady arch]

Yeah, bro. I'm the shining armor guy for the devs. 😂

[warped crag]

one finger pointing at someone to blame nearly always results in three or four fingers pointing right back

[teal frigate]

it is though. Nothing like the current time guy

[teal frigate]

Obviously, because you get butthurt on their behalf

[vale marlin]

then spread it somewhere else

[teal frigate]

Nah I like it here

[steady arch]

Yeah, man, my neutral text is totally upset. You're not projecting at all.

[hardy lava]

see this is why i dont trust someone with 24 years experience in horseshit

[steady arch]

Anyway, you got more "questions"? 😛

[rigid nest]

shining armor? thats metal that has never seen battle my friend

[teal frigate]

I wouldn't trust the devs lol. It's not like I fell for a spam link

[steady arch]

@granite crane Well, the silver armor looks really good. Just wish it had better defense.

[teal frigate]

Nah still waiting on the answer for the last one. So you have it?

[woeful ferry]

have the devs ever confirmed or deconfirmed vaninty slots

[vale marlin]

then why are you still here

[bronze fox]

🐗

[proven dagger]

Ok guys, chill.
Get away from your keyboards and go for a walk.
Mistakes were made, get over it.

[teal frigate]

Are you that dense? Waiting on an answer

[rugged stag]

Let's be civil with one another thanks

[steady arch]

@teal frigate You asked a rhetorical question. "Man, how do devs fall for <blank>"

[rugged stag]

Rules still apply

[steady arch]

There is no answer to that. You're just stirring the pot.

[vale marlin]

and what do you gain with the answer? get a name for someone to blame?

[hardy lava]

its more that i don't trust someone who claims to have 24 years of experience and still ask dumbass questions that seems help nobody except stroking their own fueling sticks

[wooden topaz]

Friends, mistakes happen. Some people try to make light of a situation with mildly mean humor. Some just try to support because everyone's going through a rough time - especially the one who got caught in the scam. Life experience is the greatest teacher of lessons. Whoever did it knows better now and nothing you can say will make them feel worse than they already do. Just be nice. It makes everyone happier.

[lean panther]

How dare you be reasonable. Literally unthinkable.

[teal frigate]

Oh you're still around not answering things, because you don't have the answer? Obviously you're not able to. Sorry my question hurt your feelings.

[lean fable]

[woeful ferry]

you're full of barnacles dude quit antagonizing everyone please

[proven dagger]

Stop this nonesense everyone, there has been enough nonesense lately.

[slender dove]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-banned-batch-ban-group-ban-oprah-ban-gif-21239786

[steady arch]

@teal frigate Please just be glad they fixed the chat, and stop trying to pick fights.

[mortal sundial]

rest in peace valheim 😭

[steady arch]

It wasn't even 5 minutes they had it fixed before you showed up to start trouble.

[twin oak]

I wish we could farm Necks 🗿

[half imp]

Whay

[teal frigate]

Wow I didn't know asking for clarity was "asking for trouble"

[proven dagger]

To me they keep appearing in the same ish spots.

[twin oak]

No like I want to put them in a little pen and name them 😭

[wooden topaz]

Asaelius, don't feed the trolls. Just take their skin and money and run away.

[vale marlin]

maybe don't ask in such a way, and people won't think you are looking for trouble?

[proven dagger]

Maybe its the attitude that goes along with it?

[steady arch]

@teal frigate You know what you're doing, man. Sarcasm and facetious responses don't change anything.

[proven dagger]

Tame them would be funny.

[fading birch]

dicord asks if u want tho?

also still who?

[rigid nest]

lets settle this debacle in a more traditional way, in a arena full armor, weapon of your choice, best foods of your choice and power. FIGHT

[steady arch]

Fair enough.

[serene kestrel]

no matter how common the scam gets to some
most of the app will never know its that common

[indigo sage]

Eh is there any mod which completely overhauls the game into medieval era

[proven dagger]

Why does that matter?

[vale marlin]

bring it on lol 😄

[slender dove]

[rigid nest]

id almost pay to see this fight

[hardy lava]

who give a shit if some dumbass in corner gets scammed by spamlink

[potent prawn]

[wooden topaz]

I also want to tame everything and give them names. Necks, drakes, sea monsters.

[steady arch]

Anyway, welcome back to Smiffe and hopefully the server can be restored.

Sucks what happened, but life goes on.

[woeful ferry]

all hail smiffy

[hardy lava]

its not like something of your value was lost and some ppl gets somehow angy

[proven dagger]

Unless he spams coffee.

[drowsy imp]

Official Responses by Iron Gate Studios

Discord:

#news message

Steam:

https://steamcommunity.com/app/892970/discussions/0/4142816945491170968/

Twitter:

Latest Announcement:

https://twitter.com/Valheimgame/status/1757024783345086602

Shortly after the hack:

https://twitter.com/Valheimgame/status/1752253041078579248?t=BUTfJLFA_OP5QRDolCCVdQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/Sm1ffe/status/1752437758881120499

Reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/valheim/comments/1aion45/the_official_discord_server_is_back/
https://www.reddit.com/r/valheim/s/Mkj5fSy24x

Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/valheimgame/posts/pfbid0sx5yYu3eiV7eFMWGDvVtjRLtTx7v51MHrR5idknLmz7B6NzZQxRbpy2uU8bugzAAl

This post will continue to be updated with official information as it comes out.

[drowsy imp]

plz embeds why are you like this

[serene kestrel]

cause discord

[steady arch]

Literally cause Discord.

[woeful ferry]

aw man I was hoping smiffe would star in the next dev blog walk and talk to discuss it

[drowsy imp]

Welcome back to the official Valheim server!

On January 29, some server administrators had their accounts compromised, and a majority of the server was nuked as a result. We lost most of our channels and years worth of discussions, but since then the server has been rebuilt. Thank you very much for your patience during this time!

[All official Iron Gate responses to the incident](#general message)

[mortal sundial]

rest in peace to the admins whos accounts were screwed because of the attacks 😭

[proven dagger]

Tasteless joke, bad timing?

[hollow radish]

Hope you guys can find a way to restore the lost channels.

[serene kestrel]

the channels are easy to re add

[steady arch]

Even if you can't, the channels all started from nothing to begin with.

[serene kestrel]

but you will not see the old images and stuff that was in them

[steady arch]

Just means we gotta refill them, worst case scenario.

[empty goblet]

time to create new content and refill it back, all those pathetic kids won't stop us from enjoying game and community

[hollow radish]

Also, please can you find out how did the hackers claim the dev's account? and announce a warning on how to avoid these hacks.

[serene kestrel]

a scam
dont click links you do not 100% trust

[hollow radish]

I know, but need to warn all, not just me.

[wooden topaz]

It's like a minecraft map reset. Sure the last map meant a lot to you, but it started from scratch and became awesome. Or you summoned the wither in your main base and deleted the world out of rage. Whatever.

[serene kestrel]

there is no way to warn all

the scams existed for years and propagates cause people fall for it

[steady arch]

Also, don't trust anything that seems real. Fake Discord logins are one of the easiest ways to get "hacked".

[hollow radish]

Maybe there're other ways to get tokens or accounts now.

[steady arch]

If you get redirected, and it asks you to log back in, just don't trust it.

[serene kestrel]

nope
the scames 3 years old

[prisma warren]

hello good people, did everyone survive the hack

[serene kestrel]

most of those dont ahve the https tag

[lean panther]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-infinity-gauntlet-snap-finger-snap-gif-12502580

[steady arch]

@serene kestrel Indeed, but not all eyes are trained to check for that.

Generally the URL is sus, but some folks click first and question later.

Especially with the existence of URL shorteners that can change what a link looks like.

[rigid nest]

ah the legend of the failed gif makes a apperance

[serene kestrel]

disbord.com instead of discord.com

[steady arch]

You should never have to log back in if you clicked a link from Discord. Big red flag.

[hollow radish]

yep, I rember getting lots of Steaemgift links and steemgift links, but for normal ppl, they might fall for the tricks.

[lusty fog]

[serene kestrel]

the very simple truth of it
is thus
dont click links you do not 100% trust

[slender berry]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-doctor-revive-defibrillator-gif-5304585453076024179

[steady arch]

Yeah, and even if a link seems real, there's other ways to check things like the Mods said.

[mortal sundial]

hmm I don't trust this link, so I won't click it

[steady arch]

Check other announcements, or other Discord links you know are legit.

[serene kestrel]

i posted a thing in the fallout shelter about the 3 most common methods to scam accounts but its buried now

[slender berry]

Good boy

[mortal sundial]

I've sadly known people who have scanned qr codes and lost their accounts 😔

[serene kestrel]

it jsut will never truely stop

[empty goblet]

some goblins are working on it for long, lying and earning some trust before slapping something suspicious, so there is always a possibility to get deceived and hacked. i've setted up no links allowed from people who are not in my friendlist, message acceptance first from unknown people - even if some friend sends me something, i'm asking what is that and waiting like 1-2 days before checking - because who knows, maybe they got hacked too(and actually it happened few weeks ago, i was 2mm close to click before changed my mind)

[serene kestrel]

unless discord feels like fixing it

but theres like no chance of them doing that

take a very simple global "dont click links you dont know what are and dont 100% trust" and you will avoid like 90% of scams

[exotic roost]

I like to use link checkers

[mortal sundial]

it's almost 5am and I can't sleep, rest in peace me waking up at an acceptable time tomorrow 🙌

[proven dagger]

Hey jedi of the sea!

[drowsy imp]

Gods, same

[wooden topaz]

Same. Dentist appointed at 8am. Still awake at almost 5am. Good luck future me.

[serene kestrel]

its 5am and im farming warframe after having quit 5 years ago

[noble saddle]

Thanks to the staff for restoring the discord 🥰 wanna say that Valheim is my first survival game, and now, I can’t play a game without beautiful lights effects and can’t leave the survival games

[mortal sundial]

they stop Cthulhu eating ye!

[half imp]

Chocolate milk is the best thing i ever drank. Besides water

[proven dagger]

Cause they are so awesome.

[snow forge]

Chocolate milk is amazing.
Also, welcome back discord!

[sullen wraith]

Damn, how did they manage to hack Valheim's Discord?

[serene kestrel]

scams

[sullen wraith]

I guess somebody pressed a bad link?

[half imp]

Why did they do it

[serene kestrel]

because they can

[half imp]

lol

[snow forge]

No point in speculating, that only leads to false rumours.

[sullen wraith]

Meh, people always do bad things. It's no wonder.

[empty goblet]

it could be cat, going to sleep on the keyboard at crucial moment

[serene kestrel]

thats the actual reason 90% of the time for "why scammers scam"

[half imp]

But why tho?

[indigo flume]

It's a big target.

[sullen wraith]

We can speculate the attackers reasons if we want. They didn't exactly announce why they hacked it.

[empty goblet]

low self opinion so it's easiest way to cheer yourself up by making someone around feeling bad

[half imp]

Also, were that invites something bad or just self-advertising

[snow forge]

Was more thinking of the "how" than the "why".

[exotic roost]

I CAST....SHOE PEBBLE

[serene kestrel]

the invite was likely to a server where if you joined youd get scammed to get your account too

[half imp]

Oh

Well thank God i didnt press it

[indigo flume]

You're the worst. That should be a warcrime

[serene kestrel]

they dont steal accounts to advertise their discords
they steal accounts to steal more accounts and get more bots to use to steal things

[sullen wraith]

I'm thinking something similar probably happened to one of the devs, but I don't know.

[empty goblet]

let's belive in striking back karma, gonna wish that someone else will hack bank accounts of those...not nice people so they will feel the 160% of their own behavior

[exotic roost]

I CAST....YAWN BUT NO YAWN

[frail nacelle]

So, my frien was a mod on the server that was linked to, and was hacked as well. He posted the scan results of what described (and I quote) "computer aids". It was a nasty mess.

[gilded sequoia]

hi guys

[exotic roost]

shut up owl

[gilded sequoia]

hi mattt ❤️

[exotic roost]

i know YOU aint talking here

[serene kestrel]

the scam itself was a very simple password stealer
the virus that went along with it to some users was purposeful destruction

someone included something real nasty to bone people

[indigo flume]

Well versed in the dark arts. Dastardly.

[serene kestrel]

keep malware bytes and windows defender on hand for the best of times and dont click links people
will keep ya secure 90% of the time

[sullen wraith]

Yeah, and we can only speculate as to why they did it. Some people just wanna watch the world burn.

[gilded sequoia]

Should make a temporary server icon that's just a V in the X font

That wouldn't be funny at all but they should

[exotic roost]

BEHOLD...THE SPELL FROM LAZARUS THE GREAT...CHRISTMAS SONG STUCK IN HEAD DESPITE IT BEING PAST CHRISTMAS

[drowsy imp]

The X font isn't even a special font, it's just a default unicode icon

[gilded sequoia]

𝕍

[tough aspen]

@proven dagger morning gjall 😭 ❤️

[indigo flume]

Mods. Sick him. He's going to bring upon the fall of mandkind

[bitter vale]

today is not a good day for trolling comments and friendly grudges

[proven dagger]

I make one hell of a hot chocolate milk but I'm not fond of it.
milk and cream, add chocolate, heat it up till the chocolate melts, add whipped cream on top, sprinkle chocolate shavings over it and serve.
Cognac, whiskey or rum can be added before or after heating. Before reduces the alcohol content.
A sprinkle of cayenne pepper can spice things up and brings out the chocolate more, though you have to find the right amount that it doesn't start to taste to spicy.

[proven dagger]

Morning Mon!

[vivid ether]

it's nice to see server healing

[proven dagger]

Morning gjall.

[inner pine]

Morning everybody. Is there a realase date for the game ? And when are the achivments coming ?

[bitter vale]

when game is 1.0

[indigo flume]

It's gonna be one hell of a game by then.

[inner pine]

when will that be approximately?

[indigo flume]

When it happens

[half imp]

btw are devs going to update the northern biome?

[drowsy imp]

When it's done ™️

[drowsy imp]

Ashlands should be released in the first half of this year, Deep North is up next

[half imp]

Cool

[steady arch]

Borrow the old Blizzard motto

[proven dagger]

In the future.

[steady arch]

"Soon ™️"

[keen olive]

"Everyone can be paid off" ?

[steady arch]

No, no. I said Blizzard, not Blizzard/Activision. 😛

[drowsy imp]

No, they said the old blizzard motto

[proven dagger]

"Soon™ "

[rugged stag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/504829670857113613/734943622457196544/Walking_Penguin.gif

[half imp]

Loading screen in subnautica below zero be like:

Where is everyone

[formal seal]

?ashlands

[half imp]

wdym

[tough aspen]

The server got hacked, most things got deleted, they're restarting the channels now that's why it's empty.

[half imp]

Am I allowed to send images in general chat? Cuz i didnt find anything about that in #rules-and-info

[indigo flume]

Also lost like 80k members

[arctic torrent]

Are you able to?

[woeful ferry]

it wont let me so im assuming they jsut want text

[half imp]

Oh no im not

[arctic torrent]

Yeah thats how its always been

[half imp]

Ok thx

[tough aspen]

the "Panic Purge"

[rotund pewter]

Smiffe! 😭🤩😭
I’m happy to have you back but damn man 😭
I’m assuming someone nicked your old account?

[woeful ferry]

how do people earn the greydwarf role it looks cool

[indigo flume]

Also a fuck ton of people got banned

[cedar kayak]

Is there any word or a road map for future items form the vendor? Will they be updated to have more future cool items? And will there ever be a inventory system for this game? (what I mean by that is slots that go on your character like WoW does or other MMO's) . I'm an idiot. I should of tagged an developer my bad.

[bitter vale]

not the same account.
my old one is in lockdown safekeeping atm 🙂

[keen olive]

The smiffer nicker 😦

[rotund pewter]

All we know for sure is Ashlands soon 🥰
The rest will come after 🥳

[rotund pewter]

Glad to see that some old faces are still here 🥳

[tough aspen]

Mate I never leave

[waxen marsh]

hi everyone! I am new to this game and absolutely love it! However, can someone help me make a server where I dont need to be online all the time for my friends to join the world?

[tough aspen]

my biggest flex of the year and its only january

[proven dagger]

Who you calling old! Its not because I'm turning 40 this year and I'm beginning to gray that I'm old.

[bitter vale]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-old-boomer-old-golden-girls-trendizisst-gif-9664501591893635879

[proven dagger]

Got a spare computer lying around?
If not you'll need to look into hosting.

[waxen marsh]

@proven dagger yes i do, does that computer need to stay ON the whole time?

[rigid nest]

YES

[rotund pewter]

Yup

[half imp]

yes

[waxen marsh]

oh alright

[half imp]

Well if u want the server to be active 24/7 then yes

[rotund pewter]

Happy to hear it 🥳

[turbid jay]

Either ^, or you pay for an online one

[waxen marsh]

@turbid jay AWS ftw ig!

[proven dagger]

When my back is bent back into shape by the physiotherapist, I'll show you a thing or two you young whippersnapper.
Now get of my lawn!

[rotund gorge]

Too late I already built a mead hall on it

[lean panther]

This is the other option TBH

[indigo flume]

Hey, a bad back isn't an inherent sign of age. I've had a bad back since 12!

[keen olive]

40? Pff... I'm not old, I'm vintage.

[warm arch]

@rotund gorge I'll remember you always

[scenic wing]

Ahh welcome back fellas!

[atomic niche]

wew

[rotund gorge]

My love 💕

[tough aspen]

Again...yall can DM xD

[proven dagger]

Thanks for the unpaid labor you did for me. I hope you made sure to get a permit for it.

[proven dagger]

Get a room, don't think about using my new mead hall!

[rotund gorge]

I may be an idiot, but I’m not an idiot

[lean panther]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-gif-23918002

[warm arch]

Wow. Embarrassing

[rotund gorge]

That’s just embarrassing

[arctic torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/puton-gif-22961005

[umbral fog]

Morning guys 😄

[arctic torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/molestar-gatos-despertar-amanecer-tapas-gif-22228263

[indigo flume]

If you build it in a certain way, you don't need a permit. #Iwenttotradeschool #notlegaladvice

[tough aspen]

Morning! 🫂

[crimson inlet]

On this occasion I went home early

[drowsy imp]

Given up on sleeping again, getting some coffee

[indigo flume]

Mood

[umbral fog]

How are yall in these unfortunate times?

[tough aspen]

Freezing

[indigo flume]

Sleeby

[rotund gorge]

Warm

[proven dagger]

Than I hope @rotund gorge went about it the right way.

[proven dagger]

Howdy!

[left hound]

chat a lot, and you'll get it

[rotund gorge]

I totally didn’t plant an incendiary device somewhere under it 😬

[tough aspen]

Chat, don't spam!

[drowsy imp]

Actually, the bot who dealt with greydwarf role is not in atm, we're gonna have to wait for those integrations to come back

[left hound]

you should add a pfp :)

[woeful ferry]

okie dokie how much is enough but not annoying

[bitter vale]

it's not that important 😄

[indigo flume]

That's not up to code, my dude. Permit or not.

[proven dagger]

Yeah I don't want any spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs, bacon and spam.

[tough aspen]

then why did i work SO HARD

[drowsy imp]

We don't have voice channels atm, so I don't think greydwarf makes a difference

[woeful ferry]

but its coooooool

[left hound]

true, but it looks better 🤷‍♂️

[proven dagger]

Tell him!

[scenic wing]

Do you pronounce Smiffe
-Smiff Eee?
-Smiff?
-Smeef?

[bitter vale]

better?

[proven dagger]

Bestest?

[left hound]

hell yeah

[rotund gorge]

Gosh be nice to me, you’re lucky I even installed plumbing

[tough aspen]

Cat was better but sure 😠

[bitter vale]

Smi ööööööööööööööööööööööö

[arctic torrent]

Oh youre not naked anymore

[woeful ferry]

im sticking with smiffy until i get timed out

[bitter vale]

or something

[left hound]

bro got that bronze armor 🗣️ 🔥

[lone spear]

no pfp < pfp < cat pfp

[tough aspen]

Now add the V logo so we don't look like some shady server pls ❤️

[left hound]

< monkey pfp

[drowsy imp]

< seapony pfp

[left hound]

fair

< viking pfp

[indigo flume]

Ive always gone with sm-aye-f

[lean panther]

< no pfp
The circle is complete

[scenic wing]

< pfp from a game literally no one recognizes

[lone spear]

< 30 silver?

[left hound]

OH NO MY BOARS ESCAPED

[tough aspen]

< - donut i paid irl money for cuz i thought its cute

[proven dagger]

Got to catch em all!

[woeful ferry]

the server needs a picture too we deserve more than a lowercase v

[indigo flume]

My dude's out here making OSHA weep

[left hound]

butcher knife >:D

[indigo flume]

This is why my boars are in my basement

[crimson inlet]

<-- a gift so something can fart on my face

[dry mesa]

Glad you're coming back 🥲

[proven dagger]

Eh its on his head, I've got a mead hall with plumbing.

[rotund gorge]

💥💥💥💥

[left hound]

mine are on top of a massive tower

[indigo flume]

It sure will be on his head. Let's hope he's got ppe

[indigo flume]

Mine are in the basement because a wild boar fell in when I was digging, and I realized it was a good idea to keep them down there because it's escape proof.

[scenic wing]

Anyone remember when Smiffe changed the Valheim icon to an animated one, but for like a few seconds it was like a Microsoft paint V or something? Lol

[indigo flume]

Quick, someone get one of the devs a Microsoft Paint recreation of the server icon

[rotund pewter]

No.

[woeful ferry]

idk who dvoid is but his pfp looks like my old woodworking teacher

[tough aspen]

it's literally the guy that made Valheim

[woeful ferry]

same black hoodie and everything its funny imagining him making a videogame

[woeful ferry]

woah

like THE valheim guy?

[rotund pewter]

Speak with proper respect to the all father

[indigo flume]

That's Mr. Valheim.

[tough aspen]

Started with a differently named Alpha then got renamed to Valheim and got more peeps on the team, but he's the dad of what Valheim is today

[woeful ferry]

john heim

[rotund pewter]

Or he might visit you in game 🤣

[lean panther]

John Val Heim

[scenic wing]

Val Heim himself

[woeful ferry]

damn thats pretty cool and he looks like my woodworking teacher

[rotund pewter]

All father devoid 😂

[woeful ferry]

does he interact in the discord

[tough aspen]

I'm the borderline beftween fan and obsessed

[rotund pewter]

Yeah.
I agree 😭

[tough aspen]

Not anymore, but can you blame him? Look at us 🥲

[woeful ferry]

shame i have some important questions for him about valheim biology

[rotund pewter]

His children are so full of mischief

[tough aspen]

Smiffe is the only one tolerating us afaik 🥲
(im kidding)

[oblique plover]

he did yesterday ^^

[woeful ferry]

ok thats a given his discord server got nuked lol

[drowsy imp]

He's like our Odin: occasionally appears in the corner of your vision, watching from a distance, judging our actions

[tough aspen]

I want him to judge me

[lean panther]

"Always watching, Wazowski"

[woeful ferry]

cant be as harsh a judge as my woodwork teacher

[wild dew]

No way a new channel

[woeful ferry]

hola

[wild dew]

Hello mr hat

[crimson inlet]

Can I be renamed to b1ues

[left hound]

real

[wild dew]

Go do it yourself

[bitter vale]

he can't

no one can

[wild dew]

Fuck

[bitter vale]

I got tired of all the Adolf's, stalins and "I am a hackerboi99999" names 😄

[woeful ferry]

hey smiffy you should rename him to b1ues

[tough aspen]

No swearing honey

[wild dew]

Yeah guys this aint hell let loose

[bitter vale]

swearing is a fast way to get name-abused by me

[crimson inlet]

We the same now

[bitter vale]

we have a 100 bob's for a reason

[exotic roost]

Frick

[lean panther]

What about questionable words

Not actual cursing, like

[rotund pewter]

I’ve been meaning to ask…
Is Guck a swear word? 🤔
It’s so similar and is such an excellent descriptor for things going south ingame 😂

[exotic roost]

Birch

[tough aspen]

I think it's precious that you have the New icon next to your name ❤️

[bitter vale]

Guck = gunk = goo

pretty much

[woeful ferry]

ew

[rotund pewter]

OK that is too funny 😂

[wild dew]

Goo isnt that bad

[bitter vale]

green yucky stuff

you are tempting me tho

||just letting you know||

[crimson inlet]

But still missed opportunity to join me in having 2 in the name
But we good like this

[urban cove]

the discord that was linked here earlier was a scam one by the hackers right?

[rotund pewter]

Abort ABORT!!! 🤣

[bitter vale]

see how good it would look?

[wild dew]

Just so he knows, he's just letting you know

[crimson inlet]

Until you get your name back

[indigo flume]

Guck is also the noise you make when you stick your hand in goo accidentally

[rotund pewter]

Ah shit too late

[lean panther]

HE DONE A SWEAR

[woeful ferry]

GET HIM

[rotund pewter]

Shhhhhhhhh 🤣

[wild dew]

Dare

[crimson inlet]

You guys are full of beans today huh

[warm arch]

Judas you would be the one to tell

[rotund pewter]

We are happy 🥳

[tough aspen]

Yeah this new wave be wild

[viscid plover]

👀

[indigo flume]

Bunch of beanie babies

[crimson inlet]

Like full bean

[wild dew]

Hey mister bean is good

[lean panther]

Can confirm

[drowsy imp]

Coffee comes in beans, everyone should be full of beans this morning

[wild dew]

Can confirm not. Feel sick as hell. It isnt nice

Btw a crow next to my window

[crimson inlet]

I don't need coffee I left work early

[wild dew]

He flew away

[lean panther]

I misquoted, must've clicked as screen scrolled. Gonna leave it as testament

[woeful ferry]

wait what time is it for you guys

[indigo flume]

Befriend the Corvid. Teach it to steal for you.

[crimson inlet]

2:38pm

[tough aspen]

Around noon for most of europe

[wild dew]

Thanks

[woeful ferry]

damn its 2:38 am for me

[drowsy imp]

5:40 am here

[lean panther]

10:39am

[crimson inlet]

West coast US huh

[orchid dock]

11:39 AM

[wild dew]

You arent just awake either

[woeful ferry]

canadia

[crimson inlet]

Ah I used to love Canada

[drowsy imp]

I've been up since like 3

[wild dew]

Why

[woeful ferry]

were you betrayed

[drowsy imp]

I wish I knew

[crimson inlet]

Been 3 times
Was awesome

[warm arch]

01:40 here. Alaska. Can't decide if coffee or sleeps

[woeful ferry]

canadas pretty cool unfortunately the weather fell off

[crimson inlet]

But I wouldn't go now I don't think 💀

[lean panther]

People in Timezones cross the globe, nice

[wild dew]

Cocaine

[indigo flume]

Both

[warm arch]

Both AND cocaine sounds chill tbh

[wild dew]

Naked man assaults 20 police officers

[crimson inlet]

I went on 2016-2017
3 times total

[warm arch]

They had it coming

[woeful ferry]

where i am we had half a day of snow this entire winter

[indigo flume]

Going on the record. I don't condone the use of cocaine.

[crimson inlet]

It was -40°C when I was there
Was epic tbh

[woeful ferry]

i reside in the mountain biome to cope

[vestal moss]

Damn my sister and dad are going to canada right now and they cant handle cold at all xD

[wild dew]

Medically needed use of substances i condone

Even cocaine is used that way

[indigo flume]

Like, you do you, but I'm not going to recommend it

[scenic wing]

It’s a little after 4:30am here

[tough aspen]

Damn some of gjall need to go to bed!

[woeful ferry]

lol alot of it is wind we get alot of arctic draft

[wild dew]

Family member uses meth medically

[proven dagger]

I want to but I can't!

[indigo flume]

Adderall is just domesticated meth.

[wild dew]

Keeps her adhd down when she cant normally think

[tough aspen]

Is it the old age preventing you? (jk<3)

[clear harbor]

Server got nuked famnm

[scenic wing]

I WAS in bed… then my son woke up 🥲

[wild dew]

The toilet

[indigo flume]

Easy. Just don't have kids

[wild dew]

It doesnt say yes

[woeful ferry]

I will sleep when suggestions channel is revived

[warm arch]

W advice

[tough aspen]

I thought you're a kid 🤔

[wild dew]

Easy peacy lemon squeazy

[wild dew]

Its a baby doll*

[indigo flume]

Already have a kid? Have you tried simply not?

[scenic wing]

Yeah, I’d like to return this please? I have a receipt.

[vestal moss]

Put it in the freezer

[wild dew]

Many ways to take care of that

My favorite is the mexican piñata or how you spell it

[warm arch]

Darnit I wish I'd kept those receipts now

[ashen jacinth]

lol... there are some brainless!! why they wanna make smntg bad for nothing.. here is a nice community ,,

[unkempt tapir]

Oh man, I have to chat to people to get access to vc? I suck at typing, I have butterfingers worthy of an award.

[tough aspen]

Guys.. really weird topic

[woeful ferry]

vc sounds fun but i get too anxious

[tough aspen]

There is no VC yet.

[wild dew]

You do know you are on the internet on a app called discord?

[indigo flume]

Good news. You don't have to worry. There are no VCs right now.

[tough aspen]

What's your point?

[glossy hemlock]

wrong, they are gods. But even gods can make mistakes, I mean, look at man.... 👀

[wild dew]

If it isnt weird thats weird

[woeful ferry]

are there any guesses when they'll be added

[wild dew]

Sir this isnt deep rock

[proven dagger]

Its work that is preventing it.
Also physically I'm 40 mentally anywhere from 4-400.

[scenic wing]

Valheim is a children’s game? 😅

[wild dew]

Ikr the things i've seen

[tough aspen]

It's PG13

[wild dew]

Thats not a kids game its a puberty game

[indigo flume]

When they are. The server got hacked and they're working to get it restored.

[wild dew]

Btw kid games nowadays suck

[woeful ferry]

i dont see children making it very far in this game lol

[wild dew]

Nothing gets as close as the golden ps1/2 era on kids games

[woeful ferry]

im aware I was just wondering if there was any sort of roadmap

[indigo flume]

The roadmap is "When Discord gets to it"

[woeful ferry]

man discord sucks

[wild dew]

Its restoring

[woeful ferry]

all my homies hate discord support team

[wild dew]

Lol who is gonna make a roadmap for something that takes 4-7 days

[icy laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/and-were-back-back-slide-girl-gif-27488662

hello guys, nice to see you everybody

[wild dew]

Hello christmastree

[woeful ferry]

hola

[scenic wing]

Hour 1-5: restore discord
Hour 20-24: restore VC
If Odin Wills it: Discord Roles for Hacking Survivors
||kidding lol||

[fallen sail]

We back, dis awesome

[icy laurel]

bro had truth, we need special role, we survived plague

[indigo flume]

Well, we're already way past that timeline

[woeful ferry]

are we calling dvoid odin

[wild dew]

Not completely. Some parts of our limbs are still missing

[rotund pewter]

The red smears showing up when we… “cull” our piggies is kinda suspect 🙈

[icy laurel]

imagine how smart you must have when you clicked on nontrusable links and you destroy the whole community discord

[tough aspen]

If you don't know what blood is by 13 you had a pretty tame childhood >_>

[wild dew]

Not even fallen once

[tough aspen]

I was just saying the topic got a bit weird and grim

[fallen sail]

it's a start tho

[scenic wing]

This guy is doing a no-hit run of life, mad respect

[wild dew]

Yeah

[wild dew]

I am doing a toughness run

Stil havent properly broken a bone

[keen olive]

If not already, it will be one day; Minecraft never started as a kids game. But we'll all have moved on to Valheim 3D: San Andreas or somesuch by then.

[icy laurel]

this roadmap needs to be pinned

[wild dew]

Kids play gta all the time

[indigo flume]

If you don't know animals have blood by 13, a whole lot has failed you

[wild dew]

And ofcourse suck at it and makes them easy to kill

[indigo flume]

Team over here bullying children in gta

[scenic wing]

When your mom comes into your room and happens to see you playing Valheim when you’re drinking mead

[wild dew]

Shouldnt kill me first doing supply runs

[vestal moss]

As a kid i find this very funny, i do it all the time

[rotund pewter]

To be fair there is a difference between blood from a cut and splattering it everywhere when a grey dwarf dies 😂

Paints my fence green 😂

[wild dew]

I understand

[tough aspen]

That's resin though

[rotund pewter]

Kinda wish it stayed like that for a little bit 🤔

[keen olive]

RDR, Overwatch, etc. too

[woeful ferry]

true but tbf terraria is rated T and you just explode into pieces when you die lol

[proven dagger]

I've got one up on you then, got my thumb broken once.
Though the most pain I've ever been in was getting a 9 inch nail trough my foot.

[scenic wing]

I thought it was syrup?

[wild dew]

We havent talked dead island 2 corpses

[rotund pewter]

Yeah.
But his insides is now his outsides.
Is kinda suspect comparatively to scraping your leg as a kid 🙈

[indigo flume]

Brain freeze with a migraine. I cried

[rotund pewter]

Not to mention the sausages…

[rotund pewter]

Ugh I forgot about that 😂

[indigo flume]

What about the sausages are sus

[rotund pewter]

-_-

[wild dew]

Multiple lacerations etc, tons of burnwounds

[proven dagger]

Sounds painful, I'm lucky I don't have migraines but my wife does.

[rotund pewter]

If you don’t know I’m not spoiling it for you 😂

[wild dew]

They are long

[indigo flume]

That they're made with entrails?

[wild dew]

Indeed its fked up. 2 family members have them too.

[wild dew]

Rope in some games too

[proven dagger]

Been there, done that, will probably happen again.
I've collected 50+ scars all over my body in the almost 40 years I'm on this planet.

[rotund pewter]

Noooooooo.
It’s where you get the entrails that’s sus 😂

[woeful ferry]

imagine kids first impression of sausages is valheim and they think for years that they're made of dead peoples intestines

[scenic wing]

Cannibalism in a kids game. Hmm Minecraft has cannibalism too though?

[wild dew]

Yup rotten flesh

[rotund pewter]

The fact that you would even THINK of eating that is disgusting

[wild dew]

Hell its a achievement on consoles

[woeful ferry]

man rotten flesh blows so much atleast let us turn it into leather or smth

[wild dew]

Nah dried rotten flesh with honey

[indigo flume]

Well, sausages are made with dead animal intestines. And draugers are at very least monster adjacent

[woeful ferry]

we have boar jerky at home

[wild dew]

Not human jerky tho

[scenic wing]

Draugr were once people though

[indigo flume]

People are animals

[woeful ferry]

how much hunger does rotten flesh satiate

[wild dew]

Draugr are undead humans

[wild dew]

I believe current version 1 flesh

[dapper hedge]

moin everyone Welcome Home 🙂

[woeful ferry]

??? imagine committing to consuming another human being and violating your nature and you get 1 hunger bar

[obsidian nacelle]

Yo

[wild dew]

But dad the home is still halfly burned down

[obsidian nacelle]

Hi

[wild dew]

Games are an yolo situation

[rotund pewter]

The house is already burnt down.
We just helping it rebuild 🥰

[dapper hedge]

I have learnt that Valheimers are proud, reasonable and treat each other with respect. I found the attack sad, but the feedback from the community almost makes me cry in a positive way. Thank you all

[woeful ferry]

we should be allowed to eat raw entrails

[indigo flume]

Chewy

[wild dew]

Should've seen the other server

[rotund pewter]

We love you guys ❤️
We’ll be sticking around through thick and thin 🔥

[wild dew]

God that was hilarious just slurs all the way

[rotund pewter]

We didn’t butcher our way through fire and death to bandy words with a witless worm 🥳

[scenic wing]

You can bring down our discord, but you can’t bring down our spirit

[wild dew]

Ahem sir we just procreated and its called valheim server (revised)

[quick hatch]

skål!

[dapper hedge]

I answered every pm and tryed to help. Had not time to check this other Discords. (others did, i think the right people was everywhere)

[south vale]

Skål!

[scenic wing]

I mean even this server had a HUGE influx of people who were just going sicko mode. Lots of slurs and explicit images. Mods were putting out fires left and right lol

[wild dew]

Oh god man you missed something. It were just pure slurs at the dude

[woeful ferry]

what noise does the little circle above the a make

[wild dew]

Of every possible category

Yes that includes 1939-1945

[dapper hedge]

speak this letter very short

[quick hatch]

yeah. that.

[scenic wing]

I really love how my modmail message was answered after the storm 😂 I reported immediately when I saw the sus link, right before the chaos unfolded.

[wild dew]

Too many did

[woeful ferry]

thats kinda silly

[wild dew]

I just grabbed the popcorn on the hackers server

It was gold

[drowsy imp]

Modmail was a mess yesterday

[proven dagger]

Moin, is the discord back to what it was in the future?

[wild dew]

He even acted as if he was a messiah or something

[arctic torrent]

Ive got 20 letters for you ||theyre all empty ||

[dapper hedge]

Yes, nice to see you again 🙂

[wild dew]

Prolly mentally challenged

[drowsy imp]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cry-sad-flaque-alone-gif-13147324

[warm hamlet]

Hello can i ask for some help ?
a friendship is relying on this question being answered

I'm in a server with 5 other friends
3 were online while me and the other friend were not

is it possible for a creature to break one of our offline friends ward , a workbench and a base?

in what scenario would this be possible? I am unfamiliar with the AI of the monsters and how they spawn

From my testing I know they can actually break wards but is it actually possible for a mob to randomly happen on my offline friends base and break shit?

[mighty sun]

Anyone else that can’t see most of the threads anymore in this server (including patchnotes)?

[drowsy imp]

Heya, please read the pins

[wild dew]

Uh

[indigo flume]

Server was hacked

[rotund pewter]

This is 100% possible

[arctic torrent]

Not possible unless anyone else was nearby online

[obtuse snow]

i wonder how they can hack into discord 💀

[quick hatch]

it is possible for creatures to break wards and other things protected by them! it just takes a while, but it’d be much easier if the ward was exposed.

[wild dew]

Not into discorf

[rotund pewter]

If a mob sees a base item they are going to smash it

[wild dew]

Hacked admins

[dapper hedge]

the game is only active when someone is online and in view, otherwise it stops where you log out. (somewhat imprecisely said)

[rotund pewter]

Wards, crafting tables, etc

[lean fable]

most at least.
there are some structures enemies attack on sight that aren't player base structures, and a few player base structures that aren't attacked on sight

[obtuse snow]

yeah how? or they hacked the bot?

[rotund pewter]

Winter is back! 🤩

[quick hatch]

enemies will never attack walls though, so putting walls to block important things - your workbenches and wards and chests and things - from sight will make them ignore it.

[wild dew]

Just by hacking the admins

[woeful ferry]

this is the most active ive ever seen this discord its like a cocoon sprouting into a beautiful butterfly

we should get hacked more

[arctic torrent]

Poor scarlet. One of the first days on the job server is wrecked

[wild dew]

Bruteforced pass their antivirus etc

[scenic wing]

Right? Lol

[lean fable]

lurked a little bit the whole night but was feeling a little overwhelmed to join in myself ^^"

[lean panther]

https://tenor.com/view/hackers-hack-the-planet-taogifs-zero-cool-crash-override-gif-5753306679943930050

[arctic torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/coincidence-i-think-not-coincidence-i-think-not-the-incredibles-gif-5096707

[drowsy imp]

Winterrrrr~

[woeful ferry]

i know its joke but this got me on edge lmao

[warm hamlet]

so if no one was near the base , no monster should spawn anywhere near my offlines friends base to break it?
is this 100% ?

[woeful ferry]

oh hi moderator doing great so far

[drowsy imp]

I've been wanting to rant to ya about monster hunter for a while now

[arctic torrent]

Yes

[obtuse snow]

bruh

[lean fable]

i do regret that.
i'd say there's nothing i could've done to help but i didn't even ask if there really wasn't so that's a poor excuse

[scenic wing]

Hope my boy DapperHamster is still here 🥲

[wild dew]

We wont eat you unless you into that

[lean fable]

[lean panther]

I use the gif function but as I'm a white name they don't auto appear

[arctic torrent]

Dont beat yourself up. Everyone was oit of their depth

[woeful ferry]

zamn we gotta become non white names

[drowsy imp]

The messages are gone now because of the raid but you were so right about Rise HH

[wild dew]

Whatcha supposed to do

[lean fable]

did you tap into world HH?

[warm hamlet]

is the range big for that scenario? like if my other friends were just in the general vicinity but not in view of the base then a monster could randomly attack the offline friends base ?

[drowsy imp]

It made me reinstall World~

[arctic torrent]

I dont remember the exact range, but its only like a couple hundred meters

[rotund pewter]

If you leave a base next to a monster it could do some damage while you are way.
I’ve left a boat next to necks before to come back to it being broken.

Someone can confirm if this is a thing or not

[lean fable]

i've been on world basically all day for the past 3 weeks with castle and another friend

[scenic wing]

Was anything take from your base? That’s one thing monsters can’t do lol

[drowsy imp]

I've been playing on and off again for the past week and change, after barely getting halfway into Rise LR

I just couldn't bear it anymore

[arctic torrent]

World freezes if no players are nearby

[dapper hedge]

lol, that annoys me, HH is my city "Hanseatic (city) Hamburg"...

[lean fable]

let me know if you need any HH tips or explanations

[rotund pewter]

Good to know 👍

[lean fable]

there's a lot to know about each little move and how they interact with each other

[drowsy imp]

Thank ya for the offer~
I think I'm decent with world HH, worked off most of the rust that I had after not playing for years

I'm just annoyed at how Rise changed it

[warm hamlet]

so the facts are as followed

1. monsters can break wards
2. wards do not protect structures from being broken
3. a monster attack will only likely happen if a player is nearby

correct?

[arctic torrent]

Like i said, can only happen whole someone is nearby but yes

[warm hamlet]

last question

can a workbench just randomly break without monster intervention?
degradation is a thing in this game right? but I know that's only for foundation structures

[lean fable]

yea i stand by not a single change being good.
even the draw attack change was kind of unnecessary now that all melodies are just 2 of the same note in a row. and world already fixed that problem anyway by making draw attacks depend on input rather than player animation, so you can't accidentally do a draw attack instead of unsheathing anymore. plus, the melody queue keeps 3 complete songs safe from being ruined by an accidental draw attack

[woeful ferry]

things only degrade to half health i think

[rotund pewter]

Impossible

[arctic torrent]

Only degrades to 50%

[warm hamlet]

alright thanks for the help gang

[rotund pewter]

You’re welcome

[nova ferry]

Rise removing turning slash from SnS annoyed me so much

It made SnS way more static than it needs to be

[arctic torrent]

One upside withthe server wipe is that i don't have 30 unread channels anymore

[lean fable]

iceborne SnS spoiled me too much to get into rise SnS

[drowsy imp]

Exactly!
Like, they've taken away a lot of the charm of the weapon away just by trying to reduce complexity. Neither performance or echo mode feel satisfying to play, the new recital has iframes in performance but hits like a limp noodle, and all the breakdance moves just feel like too much. We're wielding a man sized instrument, we shouldn't be moving this quickly~

[lean fable]

on switch, i played through rise with CB (that was before i got into CB in the other games)
but then that happened, got into adept CB in GU, liked that more than rise CB, then world CB finally clicked for me and i loved that yet more, so when the time came for my buddy to break his promise to stay on switch and not buy the game again when it gets PC port and we had to play through the whole game again just to experience sunbreak, i couldn't go back to rise CB.
i picked up lance, put on the insta-block switch skill and didn't use another weapon for the 700 hours i spent on that game.

[drowsy imp]

I missed the 3 recital variations per weapon the most, it was my favorite part of world's HH

[crimson inlet]

Hunting horn is so fun
But SnS is god tier

[lean fable]

exactly

agreed and agreed

[crimson inlet]

SnS can do anything any weapon can do and better

[nova ferry]

I haven't even played Sunbreak, if I feel like playing MH I tend to just play World

[crimson inlet]

[restive hemlock]

So how did the hijacking happen? One of the mods with administrative permissions clicked some stuff that got his discord cookie?

[nova ferry]

Rise at launch was just too rough for my taste

[drowsy imp]

Read the pins, please

[lean fable]

🤝
i will say though, as much as i irrationally dislike rise, i do like sunbreak (up until postgame)
great roster, the citadel is the least bad map in rise, elgado is a pretty hub, love the whole theming overhaul. but jesus christ who thought that postgame was okay to do

[drowsy imp]

Palamutes are cute, too

[lean fable]

nice story too, even if it was a little bit of a recolour of MH4's

[drowsy imp]

I'd have them in World over the random small monster ride

[restive hemlock]

Multiple server administrators, uf. Thanks tho

[lean fable]

i used a palamute on switch, haven't done so since.
i need my palicoes.

plus, the kittenator is probably the single best thing to come out of rise.

one of the few instances where the game has some neat sound design too. love when i'm not even paying attention to what my kitty's doing and i just hear that loud bang followed by the monster falling over, you go lil kity

[nova ferry]

I'm glad the slinger returns in Wilds. Loved that addition a lot

[karmic pawn]

oh you guys talk about monster hunter, i never ever got that game, when i tried it a few yrs ago i just died to anything and it was glitchy as hell

[lean fable]

glitchy? MH? feel like there must've been some misinterpretation going on.

[karmic pawn]

i mean, it wasn t bought, so there is that, i like to first try them out before buying it however, it indeed was, there was some training mode that i couldn t even do cause it was bugging out all the time

[scenic wing]

I’ll have to give MH another try, it didn’t stick with me. Game looks amazing though.

[fading birch]

just wonder

[drowsy imp]

Rise's trial was a bit glitchy iirc

My player char was Z-fighting all over the place

[lean fable]

it takes a certain perspective that a lot of games just don't ask for

[nova ferry]

What's your fav monster?

[lean fable]

kulve taroth, easily

[nova ferry]

Mine is Kulve Taroth

[lean fable]

🤝

[nova ferry]

Also her siege was waaaay better than the Safi one

[median falcon]

ooh monster hunter

[karmic pawn]

it does, it took me out by surprise, kinda hardcore combat if i recall

[drowsy imp]

I gotta say Kulve too cuz the layered armor I got from her at the end of IB was beautiful

[lean fable]

nargacuga, barioth (frostfang in design, but i don't know if i like its fight more than regular barioth) and alatreon come close too

[nova ferry]

I farmed her set in IB because it was an amazing ''healer'' set for SnS

[lean fable]

finally someone who agrees

[median falcon]

my fav monster in the series is prob Rakna Kadaki

[lean fable]

i get that the insane RNG of having like 30 weapons per type was a bit annoying, but at least you then just had those weapons and didn't have to do another 2 sieges just to power them up whenever you decided to try one of the weapons you got

[median falcon]

i just like big invertebrate monsters

[drowsy imp]

God Safi was such a pain to farm for

[nova ferry]

I'd rather do the Kulve siege 10 times than doing the Safi more than once

[drowsy imp]

If you liked multiple weapon types and some of them were elemental, you were screwed

[lean fable]

same. i really wanted to love safi, and i still like its concept enough to not straight up hate the siege, but it's just not my thing and imo did not turn out great.

it's among my least-hunted monsters in world

[nova ferry]

RNG was a bit annoying yeah. But they did look amazing

[lean fable]

only 36, wow

[nova ferry]

I only beat safi once

[drowsy imp]

Hecc, now you're gonna make me check

[versed island]

Hello! 👋

[median falcon]

ive never really done the kulve siege honestly

[gentle fern]

[nova ferry]

Unfortunately the Kulve siege is a HR thing

[crimson inlet]

Fatalis is pretty cool
Every now and then I jump in solo to prove to myself that I still got it

[drowsy imp]

I've been seeing her siege in SOS's often recently, you might be able to get into it if you want

[crimson inlet]

But kulve is when you see those juicy numbers

[lean fable]

honestly wish i did.
i was an LS main at the time so i wasted most of my dracolites on several long swords that i will never use again.
my guild card is tarnished by an LS use count of 3993 quests and i don't want to increase that number ever again

[drowsy imp]

God I was a bow main at the time

I had to upgrade so many of the things

[crimson inlet]

And as a SnS, kulve is huge and perfect for the hidden move
The helmbreaker or whatever, the one on the jagged walls
Seeing 150 damage pop up like 20 times is satisfying
Not to mention, the instant mount

[nova ferry]

I was playing with 2 other friends and I was basically the healer

[slender thorn]

[crimson inlet]

Kulve stands up
And you run up a wall and slice from head to toe

[median falcon]

you mean dual blades, no?

[crimson inlet]

No no
Sword and shield

[drowsy imp]

where do you check hunt numbers? I forget

[lean fable]

i usually play monster hunter games with one close friend, jere.
i'm eternally bad at video games and consistently make stupid decisions, but our synergy is unmatched

[nova ferry]

Yeah with the pillar in the middle of the room

[crimson inlet]

I don't do double kitchen knives

[lean fable]

field guide or guild card

[nova ferry]

I will never 100% world because of that dumb guild card achievement

[crimson inlet]

And the corners

[lean fable]

aww, the one to get a certain amount?

[nova ferry]

Yeah, 50 iirc

[lean fable]

if you're on PC, i could increase that number by 1 😅

actually 2, i have 2 saves

[drowsy imp]

Make it 3~

[lean fable]

wait you're on PC too?

[drowsy imp]

Yee~

[nova ferry]

I hope wilds won't have an achievement like that

[serene kestrel]

i could help but im not reinstalling world until capcom stops their stupid enigma protector shit

[lean fable]

what was the reason for us not playing together again, i genuinely forgot

[median falcon]

im also pc

[serene kestrel]

my modlist broke last update anyway

[drowsy imp]

I think I just wasn't playing World at all by the time we met

[nova ferry]

Btw why did they have to call it Wilds, now we have 2 MHW

[drowsy imp]

This is the first time I reinstalling it by years

[lean fable]

ah that's fair, feel free to let me know whenever you wanna play! could also join castle, RJ and me if you want, we usually have a 4th slot open

[drowsy imp]

MHWi

[lean fable]

that could also mean world: iceborne :>

[drowsy imp]

Would love to~

[nova ferry]

MHWi sounds like a Nintendo Wii game

[lean fable]

it is imo generally a kinda odd name choice with so many games lately having "wild" in their title, including a monster hunter competitor

[drowsy imp]

40 successful Safi runs

[lean fable]

damn, more than me

[nova ferry]

Surely Lagiacrus will be in Wilds right...?

[median falcon]

Lagiacrus better be in Wilds

[nova ferry]

It was close to being in World, surely they got it right and included it in Wilds

[median falcon]

right in the middle of the desert, dehydrating

[lean fable]

as much as i love lagiacrus, it better stay unused until underwater combat is back. GU's land lagiacrus was sad.

[drowsy imp]

I feel like they're just not counting attempts tho

I feel like that should've hit triple digits

[median falcon]

they could do a jyuratodus and let lagiacrus swim in shallow water

[warped pumice]

Can I file a claim for account data that has been stolen?

[drowsy imp]

Kulve says 24 slayed, but does that include HR siege?

[lean fable]

yea it only counts slaying.
so kulve's kill count only counts your MR quests, and zorah just doesn't count anything at all

[drowsy imp]

Ah, there ya go then

[nova ferry]

That's MR only

[drowsy imp]

Yeah it has to be more than that

[nova ferry]

I think lore wise you don't even kill Kulve

[drowsy imp]

Kulve's over 200 easily

[crimson inlet]

No one likes zorah magdaros let's be real

[lean fable]

probably. imo it's more satisfying if canon is left off at the HR siege.

[drowsy imp]

Being a meta slave for elemental weapons was hard work

[median falcon]

Zorah magdaros is a cool monster all things considered, it's just the fight

[crimson inlet]

It's cool...
Once.

[lean fable]

i like it.
i 100% understand why people hate it, but i've become too patient to hate it myself.

[crimson inlet]

Doing it multiple times doesn't feel good at all

[nova ferry]

Killing her kinda misses to point of the entire siege, because you'll mess up an entire ecosystem if you do

[median falcon]

arch-tempered zorah is a bit better at least

[lean fable]

welll, that ecosystem was gonna be messed up either way by her leaving the place, which is why the siege is such a canonically urgent matter in the first place.

[waxen lynx]

There should be a new rule (just because it’s funny) specifying that no, you can’t hack the devs discords B)

[nova ferry]

I hope they give Kulve a special event again in Wilds

[crimson inlet]

Oh how can we forget shara ishvalda
It is the most impressive fight in my opinion
Great music, great reveal
Terrifying and atmospheric
Very cool

[median falcon]

i dont think that would stop someone who wants to do exactly that

[waxen lynx]

Oh ofc not

[crimson inlet]

I love the stage
We called it Majora's mask because of the eyes

[drowsy imp]

Shara's a great final boss

[waxen lynx]

But it’d be funny nonetheless

[lean fable]

i doubt kulve will ever return sadly, but i'm just glad that world got her so right.
there are so many assets related to her, i couldn't have asked for that much related to just one monster that isn't even relevant to the game's main story

[crimson inlet]

Very very sad there isn't arc tempered or master rank shara

[lean fable]

god i love shara

[nova ferry]

I mean, even stories 2 had Kulve with a special event

[crimson inlet]

Those Majora's mask eyes are mmmmm perfect

[median falcon]

Shara's certainly a final boss

[crimson inlet]

And breaking the head was NOT easy

[lean fable]

that's a spinoff, they work under different trends, they even brought back deviants

[nova ferry]

I think Zorah is fine, bit indifferent about it

[crimson inlet]

Unlike fkn savijisucks

[lean fable]

unless you play HH, i looove using HH on shara and consistently breaking off the scalp

[drowsy imp]

HH with impact mantle and partbreaker decos worked very well

[proud hornet]

hi guyse

[lean fable]

so many nice openings to just blend its chin off

[median falcon]

HH is pretty cool

[drowsy imp]

That's what I did for pubs and SOS's~

[proud hornet]

FUCK

[crimson inlet]

Hahahah blend
Is that the spinner move

[proud hornet]

sorry tourete

[lean fable]

yes

[nova ferry]

Inb4 silver/platinum version of Kulve

[lean fable]

I WAS HOPING FOR THAT

i was so hoping that MR kulve was gonna be platinum

[median falcon]

im using longsword in my replay of world/iceborne, and i killed shara like 2 days ago

[lean fable]

but i'm not disappointed that it wasn't, i do love me some gold, probably more than plat

[drowsy imp]

It is a bit of a lighter gold, innit?

[lean fable]

kinda the opposite.
MR kulve is normal, HR kulve was completely replaced by her arch-tempered version, which is white gold

so now MR kulve is the dark one

[drowsy imp]

Oh right

Yeyee that makes more sense

[median falcon]

I wish shara got an arch-tempered form

[lean fable]

i wish all elders got MR ATs

[median falcon]

that too

[lean fable]

but then i look at safi and become glad that the updates were seemingly cut short

[earnest musk]

Shit they killed the whole server

[lean fable]

and they did at least end with a bang

[median falcon]

the decision to add fatalis probably did something to those plans, i reckon

[drowsy imp]

Gods could you imagine an AT Fatty

[median falcon]

I havent even murdered regular fatty

[nova ferry]

I can totally see them doing this at some point. If Fatalis can have multiple colors then so can Kulve

[drowsy imp]

I have 16 Fatalis kills in my thing

And at least half of those were solo HH

[nova ferry]

I killed way more Alatreon than Fatalis

[median falcon]

I mostly play solo and i havent attempted fatty in a group yet, i just suck.

[lean fable]

yea the only problem there is that kulve probably falls into that not-massively-important siege monster category with lao-shan lung, shen gaoren, ceadeus, jhen mohran, dah'ren mohran and gogmazios, which have basically not returned since their introductions, excluding wacky games™️

[drowsy imp]

SOS nowadays is full of fatty hunts

[lean fable]

...and MHGU bringing back lao-shan lung because it would've been weird for it not to do that

[nova ferry]

I remember trying to see how much dragon element I could get on my SnS. And I reached 1070

[lean fable]

i haven't looked in a while, is 'Old World Monster in the New World' still always on that list?
that was a running gag with me, it was just always on.

[nova ferry]

Tbf Kulve Taroth is more popular than most of these

[drowsy imp]

I don't remember seeing it~

[lean fable]

that is true