Cooking

[radiant flume]

okay but why the screaming

[rotund wave]

Cuz I can

[hollow wing]

bc french toast in a blender

[radiant flume]

genuine use of free will

gotcha

[rotund wave]

Fun fact: I used to have a thicc southern accent but I spent more time around people without one so mines gone

But it comes out when I'm nervous or anxious

[autumn ravine]

Ehehehehehhe

[rotund wave]

WHORE

EHEHEHEHEH

THATS MY BIT

:3

[autumn ravine]

[autumn ravine]

I like the gremlin sound of it
And i heard one mimics the speach of people they like

So unless you state me to stop, which ill respect

I might continue

[rotund wave]

:3

It's more of a pancake at this point

[autumn ravine]

It looks like a pencake landscape with a river

[rotund wave]

TRUE

Chat I'm an artist

[autumn ravine]

Didnt even needed to get a pencil for ot

[formal hill]

Meat

[little otter]

I have purchased a pizza oven

[hollow wing]

ayo?

[formal hill]

aw hell yea

[rotund wave]

Our flaws define us

[hollow wing]

hells yeah

[rotund wave]

What type

How big?

What material?

[little otter]

It's a Gozney Roccbox

Gas powered

12" pizzas are gonna be fireee

[autumn ravine]

Yooooo, look at this cool guy over hwre

[rotund wave]

Oh

I admit, better than a normal oven

[autumn ravine]

XDDD

Put a hot stone in the oven

Heat it up
Put pizza ontop

You have yourself a diy pizza oven

Minus the smokeyness

[little otter]

yea it's not like a brick and mortar thing

[rotund wave]

But personally if I wanted one I'd spend $20 on bricks, get some mortar, and build myself a fucken pizza oven

[little otter]

We are renting this place

[rotund wave]

Oof

Mood

[little otter]

This thing gets up to 500C so it deffo is hot enough

https://www.gozney.com/products/roccbox

[autumn ravine]

Have fun with it and please show off the pizzas

[rotund wave]

Oh fr

[autumn ravine]

Holy shit

That looks incredible

[little otter]

[rotund wave]

I could powdercoat with that

[little otter]

Loool

[rotund wave]

Normal ovens are good for most powdercoats

But I like to go all out with everything I do

If imma have an experience, imma make it an exciting one

One way or another

That's why I tried that French toast in a blender

More turned it into a French pancake

[little otter]

That is a pancake with extra steps

[hollow wing]

whats your first pie?

[little otter]

Will figure that out this week

I'll be using it for more than just pizza, thinking I might use it to make tandoori chicken too

[hollow wing]

oooohhhhh yum

[autumn ravine]

Yoooo

Or a really good steak

[little otter]

But I think it'll be some kind of marg or pepperoni pie

[rotund wave]

Denver steak

[hollow wing]

I would kill to make a peach pizza with like prosciutto and ricotta and basil

[autumn ravine]

Yooo imagine

[hollow wing]

we have a place that does one of those

its so so good

[autumn ravine]

Is that
Real
Maple syrup

You're closer to canada then i am

The buttle looks like good alcohol

[rotund wave]

It's classified as a secondary cut of meat but is marbled like a primary cut of meat and is sold for cheaper than other primary cuts

[autumn ravine]

Or motor oil

[rotund wave]

I have 3 or 4 different bottles of it

[autumn ravine]

I saw the pics on google and was like "tbis looks fucking amazing*

[rotund wave]

Indeed

The marbling looks fucken BALLIN

[autumn ravine]

It does, i dont think i saw a steak like this in the stores close to me yet

[rotund wave]

Try and find a local or specialty butcher

[radiant flume]

please do try cheese and honey

[hollow wing]

chat

how fatty do you like your steak

[rotund wave]

Steak?

Lean please

Fat's fucken nasty

If you're making brisket?

All the fat

As fat as possible

[little otter]

Wagyu? Yes

[hollow wing]

speaking of meat i forgot how good chicken is when you don't eat it 7 days a week

[pine frost]

he's done it

I best be seeing some homemade naan being made in there

[little otter]

Oh mate I forgot about that possibility

Fuck yeah

[pine frost]

yesss man

homemade naan with the garlic butter

then you can pull some elburrito shenanigans

[little otter]

Elnaanbread

[mint condor]

type shittt

curry night at tankski's?

[hollow wing]

👀

[steady rampart]

got some left over cookie dough

[little otter]

@pine frost

[halcyon imp]

I'm not Nexus but

[formal hill]

Holay fam.

[radiant flume]

[hollow wing]

oh my lord

[radiant flume]

Is that cheese and honey?

[rotund wave]

if imma make a cheese and honey pizza imma make a fucken good one

gruyere, picante peppadew, and manuka honey

[little otter]

Nah keeping it simple

[hollow wing]

Tanski one day you should try a Peach, Ricotta and Prosciutto pizza

it slaps I promise

[rotund wave]

PROSCUITTO

[little otter]

Sounds like it slaps

[radiant flume]

[radiant flume]

Lowkey this in sandwich form and you use focaccia

[hollow wing]

YES

[little otter]

Gotta get the cross section

[formal hill]

👌

[rotund wave]

rice flour pizza dough

[radiant flume]

How much

[little otter]

Yes

[autumn ravine]

Wait is this from the pizza oven???

[little otter]

Yessss

[autumn ravine]

Thats so fucking cooollll

How did it taste???

[little otter]

GOATed

best pizza I've ever made, maybe ever tasted

[autumn ravine]

Ohmygosh fuck yeahhhh

[autumn ravine]

Its gonna be the new standart

[little otter]

Literal pizza parties will happen now

[autumn ravine]

Free pizzas

Tankski the pizza overloard

[little otter]

Tankski's Kitchen has been upgraded

[autumn ravine]

This is the future

Its nowww

[pine frost]

Fucking fabulous

And that cross section brother

[radiant flume]

Can I be invited? 👉👈

[hollow wing]

I'll bring food is Tankski hosts an actual pizza party

Just say the word of what you want

[formal hill]

clown roll

[little otter]

If you come to the UK then yes

[radiant flume]

Fuck it we ball

I wanna visit the UK next year so I might just show up at your door

[pine frost]

I'll bring my DJ controller and get the chunes in order

[radiant flume]

Oh hell ye

Flights to UK are really cheap

Like 100 euros cheap

(just checked)

[hollow wing]

quesadilla

that quesadilla pic got better hold on

[rotund wave]

Jesse we have to cook

[rotund wave]

Chicken, corn, tomatos, onions, chives, red beans, bacon, and various spices

[hollow wing]

Looks so good

[autumn pagoda]

Here we see rain, in their natural habitat, cooking a meal for sustenance. The normal behaviour for this creature is to screech at their food, as a practice to show that they love the meal.

[rotund wave]

EHEHEHEHEH

[mint condor]

this is real

[little otter]

Shakshuka?

[floral echo]

yessir

Shakshuka i believe

[pine frost]

bro really said shak 🤫 ka

[autumn ravine]

That looks yummy af, what is shakshuka and

The cucumbers how you cut them?

Is that a chili sesame mix as a toping?

[little otter]

Lao gan ma, gochujaru, sesame seeds and kewpie mayo

[pine frost]

LAO GAN MA MENTIONED?!?!!

https://tenor.com/view/get-in-my-belly-hungry-gif-5136807321430330592

[floral echo]

shakshuka is a dish originating from the north of africa and levante region and is today considered as israeli national dish. Its basically a tomato sauce with some ingredients you usually eat for breakfast. I made my Shakshuka with green pepper, onions, chopped tomato sauce, garlic orientalic spices and eggs. Very easy, quickly done. You can also add stuff which is kosher or halal to have it traditional. Usually ive seen this dish served with cheese on top as well, but i forgot to buy it lol. The bread i made myself and you dip the bread into that sauce

[little otter]

Fucking love shakshuka

[pine frost]

I'll try answering for Tankski here, but I presume he just cut them on a bias (basically just cut at a 45 degree angle)

[floral echo]

real. Its like a whole meal for 3-4€ or something like that

tastes amazing

[autumn ravine]

oh yeah, i should've made it clearer, but I wanted to compliment it with the chefskiss emoji, that wasnt a question how he did it, but thank you anyway

[pine frost]

oooh that's my bad hahah, i can totally see that now

[autumn ravine]

no prob, i can see how that can be misread

[mint condor]

Mongolian style beef, rice seasoned with tajin

[floral echo]

self made ice cream

[radiant flume]

holy shit

imma make some crepes

[hollow wing]

mmm look sso good

GUYS

im gonna get a blender

bf's mom is just gonna give it to us

[mint condor]

Ice cream + bananas + Milk

thank me later

[rotund wave]

In a blender??

[mint condor]

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyup

[rotund wave]

Would

[floral echo]

Poulet Moambé

[little otter]

Zza ball s

[floral echo]

i love how your wiggled your thang

[mint condor]

Spaghetti in a white wine cream sauce with pesto & chicken

[rotund wave]

Chat its too dark for me to post pics but trust me this chili bussin fr fr on god my g

[mint condor]

yo i fuck with the knives

[little otter]

They’re my kitchen babies

[mint condor]

Yeah!

pro cooks are the shit

[little otter]

Oh mine are Kai Shuns

[mint condor]

ohhh just the block is pro cook?

[little otter]

Yeahh

[hollow wing]

Chat, what's a really good knife that isn't gonna break my bank account but will last me forever

Is that a thing

Can a regular knife do that?

[floral echo]

get yourself a hand smithed katana from japan

[mint condor]

...

pro cook knives 😭

my brother has had his set for a few years now

hes a chef

[little otter]

Victorinox and Wusthoff are good brands too

[rotund wave]

i chef a lot but i dont have a set

im bad at taking care of my stuff and i wanna learn to take care of what i got before i get a good set

[hollow wing]

I feel like I don't need a set just one really good knife

[rotund wave]

i have many good knives

none for cooking tho

them are all walmart specials

[little otter]

‘Zzas, dude

Getting used to the heat of the oven still, it’s a whole new learning experience

[mint condor]

zzas?

oh

you mean fucken pizzas

😭

[little otter]

Yea

[mint condor]

whats on them

spinach on one?

[little otter]

@pine frost Obligatory ping

[mint condor]

shrooms

[little otter]

Pepperoni and mushroom, pepperoni and chicken and prosciutto and mushroom

In that order

Green leaf is basil

[mint condor]

ahh makes sense

cant say ive heard of basil on pizza

[little otter]

It’s a classic

Try it some time

[mint condor]

i likely will

[tawdry flower]

Pepperoni and Mushroom is a combo that heals the soul

Soooo good

[hollow wing]

i sitll need to make me a prosciutto/peach/ricotta/basil pizza somehow

[pine frost]

Bing bong pizza alert

Some big boy leaves of basil

Looking very tasty

[hollow wing]

big boy basil leaves are the only way bestie

[mint condor]

real

[wise escarp]

Made the mother of all moussakas. I had too much sauce so i ended up making two

[rotund wave]

Waow

Idk wtf that is but im high rn and it looks hella good

[wise escarp]

Eggplant from my garden, potatoes, ground beef in tomato sauce w spices, bechamel sauce and some cheese. Don't eat too much of it.

[rotund wave]

I'll eat all of it

[pine frost]

Creamy Tuscan chicken pasta

[little otter]

Oh lawd that looks creamy

[pine frost]

Gochujang Tofu bowl

[fading jay]

Sexy

[rotund wave]

Rice and honey and mini orange slices

[hollow wing]

pause

this looks incredible

i'm imagining this w condensed milk am i crazy or would that slap?

[rotund wave]

Probably yeah

Mushroom soda also

[hollow wing]

WHAAAAT

HOW WAS IT

[rotund wave]

Delicious

Non hallucinogenic

Tastes like rootbeer but with a more pungent and earthy taste

[hollow wing]

Sounds so good

[rotund wave]

I found it in the health food section near the probiotic stuff

[hollow wing]

Tyty

[steady rampart]

Apparently today's National Cheese Pizza Day in the US

highly recommend listening to Martin Garrix - Pizza for the added experience lol

[steady rampart]

side note: gonna be having pizza for breakfast for the next 5 days
/s

[wise escarp]

Plate pizza

[tawdry flower]

That looks so good

[pine frost]

Brown butter espresso brownies

[floral echo]

i bet after one of these bad boys you covered your sugar needs for the next decade

they look stunning

[rotund wave]

GIMME YOUR RECIPE

THOSE LOOK FUCKEN FIRE DAWG

[pine frost]

apologies for the delay in response, here is the recipe! https://juliemarieeats.com/espresso-brownies/

[rotund wave]

:3

THANK YOU

Those look fucking GODLY

[pine frost]

the cornstarch isn't required i'd say, i did it without and they turned out real good

[rotund wave]

AYE AYE CAPTAIN

[pine frost]

plus i adjusted the ingredients for 24~ brownies in a 9x13" tin

if you prefer a gooey/fudgier brownie i'd deffo bake it for less than 40 mins

[rotund wave]

I have like a 5×10 pan

[pine frost]

probs worth sticking to the base measurements it offers initially then i'd say, see how thick they turn out in your tin

[rotund wave]

Yee

[mint condor]

My new set of knives came

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400610241728610518/1418971839652434001/PXL_20250920_143623422.jpg?ex=68d01001&is=68cebe81&hm=a478ea55f6254e41ce5cea688918818fae6295c4ae961d55f6d552133a4070a5& https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400610241728610518/1418971839010439298/PXL_20250920_143730233.jpg?ex=68d01001&is=68cebe81&hm=993aea7c7ca6ddc21f482c1cce499a082bc9bda64e028a0f802df21a247fae46&

here is they

[rotund wave]

HELL YEAH

[pine frost]

gawd i love eggs n avocado

this chilli sourdough hit differently as well

[little otter]

That lao gan ma looking fire

[tiny walrus]

nom

[pine frost]

you best believe

[rotund wave]

Fish

[floral echo]

looks like something you would pay 50€ in a restaurant for

[rotund wave]

yes she works at a restaurant

thats probably from her lunch break

[mint condor]

its not, i took a cheeky picture mid service :3

[mint condor]

I'm acting like I'm normal about this and that I'm not really fuckin happy my cooking skills are getting significantly better and my food is looking better

[rotund wave]

GOOD SOUP

[tawdry flower]

Is that curry? Looks delicious

[little otter]

Chicken tikka masala

[radiant flume]

Bomb

[tawdry flower]

YESSSSSS

I fucking love indian curry

[autumn pagoda]

Very red

Wow

[mint condor]

me when arson

Cooking time baby

[mint condor]

face censored by mr byrne himself

[fading jay]

My honest take is that the cornstarch actually shouldn't be there, because starches gelatinize and their crystallic structure breaks, however when they cool down, they realign into the crystallic structure, causing hardening

Tl;dr: starch make brownies harder, bad

[wise escarp]

This still has to slowcook for 4 hours

[rotund wave]

STEW

[hollow wing]

god it looks so good

[rotund wave]

FOOD

[dreamy oracle]

Looks good 👍

[little otter]

Oh and pizza from yesterday

[rotund wave]

Damm

Bluds cookin up a storm

Fr fr

Looks delicious as fuck

[mint condor]

saw this shit on insta bro

jealous

[autumn ravine]

Very noice

[rotund wave]

Why are cows so delicious?

[autumn pagoda]

Moo

[autumn ravine]

BAW NO 😭

dont become cow

[rotund wave]

Im gonna eat anyone who becomes a cow

Finna turn you into burgers EHEHEHEH

[neat lintel]

I made creamy rigatoni with beef and peas

[rotund wave]

GIMME

[little otter]

https://tenor.com/view/rigatoni-pasta-gif-6293395397600277137

[pine frost]

Spicy garlic chilli flat noodles

This was super spicy in the best way

[pine frost]

Homemade Veggie soup

[pine frost]

Recycled the leftover soup into pasta for today

[radiant flume]

that looks fucking bomb holy shit

[little otter]

Pizzer

[rotund wave]

tofu

bean patties?

[floral echo]

Chicken Patties

[rotund wave]

fair enough

but is that tofu??

tofu and chicken?

are you vegan or not bruh?

LMAO

[floral echo]

these are just chicken patties with a farmers salad😭

at least in germany its called farmers salad

[rotund wave]

wtf are these??

they look like tofu chunks

[pine frost]

if its salad it could be feta chunks (?)

[rotund wave]

true

yeah idk

cheese, tomato, and avocado chunks

the perfect salad

[floral echo]

thats Feta

anyway

cucumber flip

[autumn pagoda]

I needed that

[rotund wave]

ICE CREAM ON A WAFFLE

[floral echo]

peak

[rotund wave]

hash brown patty
pepperjack cheese
spam(various mexican seasonings)
fried peppers and onions(different mexican seasonings)
tajin hot sauce drizzled on top

i call them cowboy cakes

[wispy ether]

There could be a hidden drum sample in this cucumber

[royal harbor]

I tried cooking okonomiyaki tonight

Not quite the same taste as the liquicity one but still, it's a banger

[rotund wave]

1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup ketchup
1/2 teaspoon garlic salt
1/4 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1/2 teaspoon black pepper, to taste
Yapped for 36 seconds to give us 1-6 seconds
"raising cane's secret sauce recipe"

[rotund wave]

pan cake

[rotund wave]

After baking

[rotund wave]

Pan fried chicken, seasoned peppers and onions, tomatoes, corn, hot chilis
Pepper, salt, garlic, cumin, ginger, tajin, la Victoria taco sauce, and cholula hot sauce
baked for 15 minutes

[rotund wave]

wow

it sure is cooking

idk what it is

served on some roof tiles

LMAOOO

stole some of grandmas shingles and used em as dinner plates

EHEHEHEHEEHEHEEEH

[mint condor]

Bitch

So we've got a chocolate "driftwood" log on top of a chocolate mousse, the "bread" stuff is raspberry sponge cake, the white ISH sauce is a mango white chocolate pureé, the yellow sauce is a passion fruit gel

[rotund wave]

bougie ass corpo shit

[wise escarp]

Stroopwafel apple pie w miso-caramel

[rotund wave]

STROOPWAFFEL

dutch moment

[little otter]

That sounds fire

[wise escarp]

yesss

the recipe is from albert heijn ofc

[pine frost]

Chocolate tiramisu cake I made for my birthday

[forest hearth]

Cake 👍

[rotund wave]

BALLIN AS FUCK MY G

Absolutely scrumptious looking

[wise escarp]

First BBQ of the year is a fact

Made beef bulgogi

[grizzled orbit]

Hello there, i really want to share this cake i made. I really love it and it was soooo yummy

[hollow wing]

it look sooooooooo good!

[grizzled orbit]

Ayyyy thank you 👉🏻👈🏻

I am actually really proud

[hollow wing]

you should be, it's looks super good

[little otter]

That fade and the drip 🤌 good stuff

Is it raspberry or strawberry?

[little otter]

@pine frost You gotta appreciate this cross section

[grizzled orbit]

Strawberry 🥰

[pine frost]

my good lord

the cross section

and colour gradient

that my friend

is fabulous work

[grizzled orbit]

That‘s so sweet

I have to say that i am doing this since many years, do got alot of practice, i could spam this channel with cakes and other food xd

[pine frost]

dude PLEASE send any bakes or any food

im a big food appreciater and eater and enjoyer and anything food related

i've been doing baking myself for a little while as well and i love to see what other people are creating

[grizzled orbit]

I will see what i can find, since i got my new phone everything is a bit messy to find

[pine frost]

for sure, take your time dude, no pressure at all

[grizzled orbit]

That was a birthday cake like 5 years ago xdd it was a brownie rasberry cake, that cake felt like porn

That one was stressful, i had to bake everything one by one, it took hours.

The beer mug was funny to make and the taste was insane. It was lemon blueberry, the lemon taste was intense

[rotund wave]

BALLIN AS FUCK MY G

[grizzled orbit]

The beer mug pull-appart cupcakes :D

[pine frost]

duuuuuude

brownie raspberry cake sounds insane

im SO glad you have cross sections of the cakes as well

[grizzled orbit]

That‘s all i‘ve got for now :D

[grizzled orbit]

I love when i get these pictures, sometimes i don‘t :c

[pine frost]

god these are beautiful

the level and attention to detail

[hollow wing]

I MISSED MORE PHOTOS

FUCK

[hollow wing]

this one

hollllyyy

would go into a diabetic coma for this cake

[hollow wing]

and this one

[radiant flume]

https://tenor.com/view/open-bar-one-million-beers-gif-5819923271138533602

[grizzled orbit]

I think everyone almost got one on this day, that was crazy xD

[grizzled orbit]

Tomorrow you guys will see really nice food

[little otter]

Pizza?

[grizzled orbit]

Yes sir

[little otter]

Biga, poolish, sourdough or regular yeast?

[grizzled orbit]

Yeast, it‘s a 24hout dough i alresdy made many times.

Biga is nice, but my machine is not made for it, sourdough is also really nice! But mine died few months ago xD

[little otter]

Ahhh I am keen to see the results 🍕

Here are some pizzas I made in the past with my sourdough starter

[grizzled orbit]

Uhhhh nice! Did you bake them in a normal oven?

[grizzled orbit]

I could send some old pics, my pizzad and banger.

[little otter]

I have a pizza oven. Got it last year as a birthday present to myself haha

[grizzled orbit]

Pizzaoven is love

[little otter]

I also use it to make tandoori chicken for curry

[grizzled orbit]

That looks sooooo good

Here are some of my Pizzas

[little otter]

Yooo very nice 😄

[grizzled orbit]

Somehow everything about food is something i can do.
My biggest hobby is cooking and baking, always was thinking of making insta or yt or twitch was a big dream. but that‘s too much for me and idk where to start and what to do all the time xD

[little otter]

I think you’re starting by posting here 😄 I feel I have a similar talent with food. Something about it just clicks for me

[grizzled orbit]

Mothersday cake before pizza :D

[grizzled orbit]

My bf‘s first Pizza i am so proud of him :3 and a really cheese pizza xD

[hollow wing]

mmmm cheeeeeesssssseeeeeeeeeee

[little otter]

I shoulda stopped by

[pine frost]

hahah

swing by on the way back /j

[grizzled orbit]

Ramen 🍜

[little otter]

Rahhhhmen

Looks delicious

[autumn ravine]

I made gyozas yesterday

made 52 so it should last me a tiny bit

[little otter]

Pizzaaaaa

[rotund wave]

BALLIN

Looks hella good

[grizzled orbit]

Pizza is just love, looks really good!

[steady rampart]

watermelon season >

[little otter]

Peak watermelon is unbeatable

[autumn ravine]

Glad the oven still burns for pizza