#Funniest Appeals of 2024

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winter cove
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As the year draws to a close, we're sharing the funniest and weirdest appeal messages we got in 2024.

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Funniest Appeals of 2024

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This year, the categories are:

  1. I did cheat, but only on chess.com, not in the discord.
  2. I did not know I had to follow the rules.
  3. I didn't cheat that way. I cheated another way.
  4. I didn't cheat. My dog cheated on my account.
  5. You're idiots for even insinuating I would ever curse. Forkfaces!
    6a. Youth of today
    6b. Just weird
  6. I tripped and fell and accidentally used a chess engine.
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1. I did cheat, but only on chess.com, not in the discord.

i got banned for cheating on chess.com but i didnt do anything here pls unlock me it not my fault

I was locked out due to my account being closed (Fair play violation). I want to clarify that I didn’t close the account myself and it was closed by a moderator of the site.
First, I willingly used stockfish in ranked matches (…)
Thanks for the clarification!

hazy tapir
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Chess.com moderators are some of the worst individuals humanity has ever created. The fact that there are trillions of atoms ligning up to concoct these individuals is unfathomable. I mean these entities dare to insinuate how I would ever say a swear word in chess.com chat. The fact that I am the nicest brother in the entire community is simply axiomatic: and yet these people, who are supposed to be “fastidious” and “serious” with their jobs proceeds to close my account for “Abuse” when all I did was say the F slur, N word, R word, G word, T slur, C slur, and C word. What in the tomfoolery jack’o’lantern-shaped santa bag is this idiotic moderating fashion? I suggest we abolish the moderating system and establish a dictatorship under Magnus Carlsen’s name, and may he shine his glorious beam of light towards us, so we can finally have a truly friendly community without any corruption in presence. Folkfaces!

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#frenchrevolution #1789

narrow stone
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$1000 for entry #7

winter cove
winter cove
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2) I did not know I had to follow the rules.

I should be unlocked because I was new to discord . I did not know how to behave.

I wrote pro hitler messages i kind of forgot that thoose kind of messages were not allowed.

i didn't think having people helping me while i play was considered cheating

Alright guys, my account got blocked for Fair Play yesterday. I got embarrassed about losing a chess series, so I trolled by using a chess engine. I didn’t think they’d report me.

Hi, I was not aware that it was the n-word. My friend told me to copy paste it in the server and I did so without any awareness about what it meant.

narrow stone
hazy tapir
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Come on guys if you want to appeal at least be critical… these kids don’t know the art of appealing 🤦‍♂️

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And yes did I just delete the copypasta yeah figured dropping a copypasta upon every Doofus message is annoying KEKW

lean crypt
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can i appeal a ban from caseo stream

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i said im sorry

coarse stratus
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real

worthy raven
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also that first appeal is

stoic creek
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🤣

winter cove
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3) I didn't cheat that way. I cheated another way.

Well I wasn't selling chess.com account's I was offering to buy memebership!

I didn't cheat with an engine.
I cheated with multiple accounts playing each other to boost rating.
Please unban Sir.

My main account is 700, so I created another account to smurf and get some wins. Please understand.

I believe my alt was locked for smurfing and multi-accounting, however, I simply lost the necessary amount of games to hit 100 (the minimum) (…)

stoic creek
winter cove
stoic creek
narrow stone
stoic creek
hazy tapir
sharp crest
drifting elbow
winter cove
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4) I didn't cheat. My dog cheated on my account.

Im actually did not something wrong, i was just playing chess with my brother and he helped me to get better and told me some move …

well my account got closed due to me playing on my friends account i. so i think theres no need to get band here and ill Continue play

My father is 47 years old and was playing from my account. Due to my low rating, he defeated high-rated players, and my account got locked. It wasn’t me!

Im just kidding i cant use any hack because im ios
I give my friend my phone to play chess because im playing my another friend chess in real bord so my friend have a high rank and all people in my account ranks between 700 too 1200
And my friend 1600 so they all easy to him

hazy tapir
winter cove
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5) You're idiots for even insinuating I would ever curse. Forkfaces!

I should not be locked out because the person I said kys to (…)

n*** you a bitch, keep being a sheep and listening to people who i didn't insult

y'all really deadass think I give half a shit about your n**ly bitch ass capitalist hoe ass board game server, lmao get fucked bozo, good luck moderating bunch of femboys and gays for the rest of your life, now get outta here. "🤓You have iNaPpRoPrIaTe name" yeah I don't give a shit anyways adios cunts

I wont threaten people to an extent like i did (…)
(We don't want any extent of threats. Duh.)

you's a bitch on god what the f** yall banning me for cuh, nah f** yall, bitchass kid

hey
stinky n word
I bet your bitcha ass is simpoing
ass

Editor's note: (We **-ed some of the more extreme cursing.)

hazy tapir
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Chess.com moderators are some of the worst individuals humanity has ever created. The fact that there are trillions of atoms ligning up to concoct these individuals is unfathomable. I mean these entities dare to insinuate how I would ever say a swear word in chess.com chat. The fact that I am the nicest brother in the entire community is simply axiomatic: and yet these people, who are supposed to be “fastidious” and “serious” with their jobs proceeds to close my account for “Abuse” when all I did was say the F slur, N word, R word, G word, T slur, C slur, and C word. What in the tomfoolery jack’o’lantern-shaped santa bag is this idiotic moderating fashion? I suggest we abolish the moderating system and establish a dictatorship under Magnus Carlsen’s name, and may he shine his glorious beam of light towards us, so we can finally have a truly friendly community without any corruption in presence. Folkfaces!

winter cove
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6a) Youth of today

I hot massive sigma w energy now and no longer a broke ahh. Lemme chill here for a bit and Imma chill frfr ong nocap

I was joking about being 5 what the sigma obv (…) you have L rizz and a level 0 gyatt only in Ohio is this goofy behavior tolerable on skibidi bruh don't be phanum taxing random ppl like Caseoh or Kai Cenat lock in

((I totally didnt use chat gpt))
I hope this message finds you well. I am writing to respectfully (… 5 paragraphs …)

hazy tapir
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we got doofus saying sigma, rizz, sigma, gyat, ohio, goofy, skibidi, fanum tax, and nocap before GTA 6

drifting elbow
worthy raven
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phanum taxing is crazy

wanton hull
hollow gust
drifting elbow
winter cove
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6b Just weird

i should be unlocked because i should be unlocked.

Yes there are times where I play bot-like moves and the reason for that is my deep interest in how engines think and calculate. I try to mimick as during my first chess days I thought the quickest way to improve is to play like an engine and that mindset may still be within my ideologies.

I learned to not keep breaking the rules in front of a snitch when mods are online. I should be allowed back in the server because your mods aren't good at their job anyway

I didn’t threaten anyone or say a racial slur. I just said something about ‘skin’ without specifying what kind of skin. People assumed I meant something racist.

I NEED another account. You see, I have a cheating addiction.

hazy tapir
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ALSO CHEATING ADDICTION LMAOO

drifting elbow
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"Mods arent good at their jobs" 😔

drifting elbow
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Some honarable mentions before the last category?

winter cove
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7) I tripped and fell and accidentally used a chess engine.

In most games where I did use an engine, I did so for only some of the first 5 moves.
(Nope.)

My account was recently disabled due to fair play. ( sandbagging on accident),

Im just worried i will be mistakenly banned for "cheating" since ive cheated once.

And this is the Funniest Appeal of 2024:

I just wanted to massage his foot and requested him to accept my proposal.
(… long story with many paragraphs…)
So that's why I cheated.

hazy tapir
tranquil gale
drifting elbow
drifting elbow
lean crypt
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Can i apleal pls

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so i didnt cheat

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it was my dog

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he ate my computer

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and he cheated

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i swear

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(real)

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totally

tranquil gale
lean crypt
narrow stone
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I didn't cheat. You broke up with me the day before I went out with him.

tranquil gale
lean crypt
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Baby you know I didn’t cheat in our relationship! I only cheated with stockfish on chess!!!

vapid bolt
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My blind dog downloaded stockfish and I mistakenly used it…. I swear I was just playing chess

lean crypt
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I bought this laptop off temu, it was already logged into someones google, they had a stockfish extension and I tried to play chess but it told me the moves! I swear I was only trying to be fair!

viscid harbor
wanton hull
fallen ice
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Where 2025

winter cove
lean crypt
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where 2026?

mighty delta
lean crypt
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imagine not playing

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alkehines redense alekhines carriation

rough moat
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lol

drifting elbow
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waiting for 2025

coarse stratus
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waiting for 2026

drifting elbow
coarse stratus
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im valatar

wanton hull
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hi

sharp crest
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Hello

steady oracle
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@2025

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Where is it

warped atlas