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dim olive
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Add headline to your comment and elaborate!
1 entry per member. Best comment gets a surprise.

wanton osprey
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Am sigma

ember umbra
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cats are better than dogs

surreal violet
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Chess is finally solved. What now?
Chess 2.0.

mighty hornet
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Looks like we didn't need sherlock to solve that one

tough willow
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Cloaker snaps both of my shins and forces me to play chess while teabagging on my teammates

wanton osprey
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I can boost the server 20 times

shadow sundial
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Aliens vs Humans: Match Starts Today

This comes after Magnus Carlsen announces his return to classical chess.

crystal arrow
trim oriole
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Please solve chess.
No more I beg of you

queen prawn
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Aliens sound enticing

lunar ridge
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Chess of the future: Chess on hoverboards

wanton osprey
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Am homelander

muted spindle
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Time for chess 2

potent swan
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London system Voted best chess opening of all time

queen hatch
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akliens vs huamsn

static flame
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Levy becomes the first 3000 classical player. His video title: "I give up on becoming a GM"

lunar ridge
icy basin
arctic hemlock
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lets go to 4Dchess

faint stag
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"Jesus Christ these aliens are dum-" 💥

mighty hornet
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Sherlock and einstein teamed up to solve chess 🤓

sudden patrol
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Stockfish has now solved every single position with 8 PIECES on the board

arctic hemlock
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actually no, its time for 5Dchess

lunar ridge
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ChatGpt has finally solved chess

mighty hornet
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Madge vs. 👴

lunar ridge
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ChatGpt has finally made a new legal chess rule

wet agate
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some people hate black people, i just hate people

mighty hornet
lunar ridge
potent swan
wet agate
ivory flax
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Honestly, i just want to know what the hell 10000 year old chess notation would be

potent swan
wet agate
lilac nest
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humans sacrifice earth brilliant brilliant

wet agate
shrewd grail
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10,000 year old chess notation found:⌜ ⌝ ⌞ ⌟ ⌠ ⌡ ⌢ ⌣ ⌤ ⌥

potent swan
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Literally meyumby

ivory flax
simple cliff
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Analyse what is happening! Going for deep meditation analyse what happened just in 3 minutes ago rather than stress....

wet agate
oblique kraken
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Breaking news, Chess has been solved by the greatest players. We now realize that maybe this was a bad idea. People try making chess harder to unsolve chess but it’s not the same. They made “Chess Basketball”, “Chess soccer” “Super Chess” what the hell does that even mean. We tried chess in real life, which was fun until the horses didn’t like it. (So many lives were lost) Nothing can fix the once perfect game now that it has been solved. It’s no fun without it not being solved.
In conclusion the world is ending in 3 days.

potent swan
oblique kraken
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That’s me

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I’m not an ai

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Not an ai yummy yum yummy ai yummy yum

simple cliff
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Integrated human AI

wet agate
potent swan
waxen basin
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"White Kings Are No Longer In Style"

oblique kraken
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AI isn’t real

potent swan
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WOKENESS IN CHESS: Black king moves first

waxen basin
wet agate
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"gotham chess accidentally wins against a gm and makes 700 clickbait videos again"

obsidian geyser
wet agate
obsidian geyser
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he beat Hans didnt he but didnt make 700 clickbait vids

wet agate
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he felt lazy so he only made 500

obsidian geyser
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so technically your post is innacurate and he only made 1

wet agate
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🤓

simple cliff
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The pole resulted in a draw.

wet agate
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this u?

obsidian geyser
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actually 3 he made 2 youtube shorts lol

obsidian geyser
pulsar echo
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When is Chess 2 Dropping?

waxen basin
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"Top 10 Chess Recipes Grandmasters Eat Everyday!"

wet agate
obsidian geyser
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yeah probably me

waxen basin
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Chessy chessington chess

obsidian geyser
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im a nerd 🤓 ive done 3 hours of studying today so surely that counts 🙂

wet agate
obsidian geyser
waxen basin
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"Chess 1 Finally Comes To An End"

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"Chess Movie Outrage, White Knight Actors Are Redditors"

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"New "Leg Opening" In Chess Sparks Outrage"

crystal arrow
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Aliens Challenge Humans to Chess, Instantly Regret Not Studying the Rules of Earth

waxen basin
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Womp womp

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"Aliens To Humans: We've Been Playing Chess With Your Civilization"

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"Gray Alien To Humans: I Beat Joe Biden"

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"Playing Chess Increases Attraction, Study Finds"

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"Chessmate" Serial Killer On The Loose: What Move Will They Make Next?"

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"Chessmate" Serial Killer Admits To Murder "In Four Moves"

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"Chessmate" Serial Killer Has Officially "Mated" Over 40 People: "They Died Because Of Their Low ELO"

fallen flume
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Chess is finally solved. E4 is the winning move for white.

tardy basin
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"Chess is finally solved, mathematicians say in new paper"

turbid forum
rare basin
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nah this shit is crazy

turbid forum
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Aliens vs humans etc. Who loses to the INTERNATIONAL MISSILE GAMBIY PEW
PEW

rare basin
shadow sundial
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intercontinental ballistic missile gambit haha

turbid forum
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Is that shi banned here

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Plz dont ban me

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Ill free my hostages if u dont

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Give the van ppl their candy

dim olive
dim olive
faint tree
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10000 Year Old Chess Notation Found

The mostly notation is about scholar mate and 2 move checkmate

slow cypress
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10000 Year Old Chess Notation Found, Black suspected of using Stockfish

waxen basin
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WE NEED CHESS 2 WITH COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PIECES AND BOARD BUT THE SAMEISH CONCEPT

carmine magnet
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FIRST CHESS PLAYER TO BREAK 3000 APPEARS

Ladies and gentlemen it finally happened a young talent from India powered past 3000 FIDE raiting, tonight we are excited to have him for an interview...

Interviewer: Welcome, so tell us about your story?

3000 rated : Thank you, I am happy to be here. So ive started playing chess around at the age of 3. Chess was my niche to run away from school and society. During the lockdown I slept on chess, everyday was chess. Keep in mind I was only playing on chess.com and wanst even thinking about getting a FiDE raiting.

Interviewer: What made you get a FIDE raiting?

3000 rated : A good friend of mine reccomended, he said chess titles look cool so my 6 year old completely agreed, and so the FIDE journey started

Interviewer : Great to hear, we wont have you for long.. but could you tell us about your style and how it felt to reach 3000?

3000 rated: For sure, I enjoy playing the london system for both colors (😂)... and since i only play that, I know all the possible variations until move 3 and also the main line 💀. To be honest 3000 isnt even a milestone, i believe the London and the || stockfish || that is located always close to me in tournaments can carry me to 3500

Interviewer : Thank you so much, for explaning your strategies. Good luck for the future

So you were reading fascinating chess news. The company that provides you with random news first.

Now get out of here 😉

brave lichen
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10,000-Year-Old Cave Discovery Unveils Mysterious Chess Notation, Redefining the Game’s Ancient Origins.

Scientists are contemplating whether humans have regressed, after seeing 3800+ elo analysis inscribed on cave walls.

old aurora
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Chees is finally solved. What now?

Thing that were people always scared off and others were trying to achieve. Chess was finaly solved after thousands of years being played by millions of people in every corner of Earth. Many people are quitting chess because of it.
People, who are happy to see these message, are chess variant lovers – primarily Chess960 players. Fischer’s chess got many new players, because it offers people possibility to still play chess without knowing at beginning that white can win in less than two thousands of moves. Only problem in Chess960 is that it will probably have to be renamed to Chess959.

real vale
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Chess is Finally Solved.
Or...is it?

nova dirge
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"Everything you need to know about Chess 2: New pieces and secret squares!? WTF"

arctic hemlock
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"Hey guys, Vsauce here

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youre good at chess

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or are you?"

crystal arrow
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No I'm not

obsidian geyser
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neither

crisp heart
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Chess is finally solved. What now?: 5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel

obsidian geyser
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and they are not hikaru but the real Hikaru would

dim olive