#Chess.com hiring a new CEO

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zinc ivy
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WELP

valid mural
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sadge

scenic oasis
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Damn

hardy pond
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o

eager jasper
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rip

quaint swallow
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april fools

pearl gust
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wow

valid mural
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very sadge

scenic oasis
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That sucks

native roost
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🫡

pearl gust
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wait

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DUDE

zinc ivy
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nah

eager jasper
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we’ll miss u bro

valid mural
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surely this isn't an april fools

vital bear
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april fools?

valid mural
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surely

quaint swallow
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literaslly april fools

pearl gust
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IRS NOT APRIL

zinc ivy
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Sadge erik

coarse sinew
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surely it's April fools

pearl gust
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ITS

zinc ivy
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nah

swift bramble
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I wonder why he stepped down exactly on 1st of april!!?!!!

valid mural
zinc ivy
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not yet

umbral gust
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def april fools

native roost
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I didn't even think about that.

obtuse scarab
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I'll be the new CEO

pearl gust
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ITS MARCH 31

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ITS NOT APRIL FOOLS

zinc ivy
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it's march guys lol

obtuse scarab
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lol

native roost
pearl gust
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ITS REAL

quaint swallow
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depends on timezone

midnight edge
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its march 31

scenic oasis
magic vigil
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what

vital bear
merry cedar
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RobSmile ROBTOPGAMES IS NEW CEO

fair veldt
scenic oasis
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💀💀💀

orchid root
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erik getting replaced 🗣️

quaint swallow
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for me its april 1st

vital bear
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🤔

dense sand
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guys, timezones exist

woven fable
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Can I be CEO

zinc ivy
midnight edge
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timezone difference? maybe?

winter schooner
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In my country it's April

cunning spruce
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It’s April where i live

obtuse scarab
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yeah it

eager jasper
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#hypenewceo

pearl gust
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from erik to eric cartman??

valid mural
coarse sinew
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April for me

native roost
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Plus, why would they make a whole document that big about it for just a simple prank?

dense sand
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for me it's still 3/31 but I know timezones exist bruh

merry cedar
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April in Australia

midnight edge
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WAT

pearl gust
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eric cartman should be the new ceo

gritty bone
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Ok it’s April fools prank

sweet sandal
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its april fools

native roost
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It's March over here.

dull blaze
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It's june guys this is real

gritty bone
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Right?

obtuse scarab
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it's april 1st in australia

fossil sable
merry cedar
hardy pond
woven fable
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If I become CEO I will buy everyone chicken nuggets

white cargo
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April fool's lmfao

native roost
shadow portal
sweet sandal
regal pumice
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Greetings everyone, I am Jimmy, and I have brought the majority shares of chess.com, I would be stepping in as CEO, next Monday.

empty portal
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This is a blunder

winter schooner
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I can be a new CEO, guys, don't worry

obtuse scarab
native roost
merry cedar
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if I am ceo I will sell the app off to an investor and hopefully have enough to buy every user an En Croissant

sweet sandal
cold badger
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Bruh this some wack april fools joke

sweet sandal
sturdy tartan
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Make GPT 4 the CEO

dull blaze
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If i become the CEO i will give everyone free subs

cold badger
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You couldve at least done it the day after

native roost
silent remnant
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I will volunteer

cold badger
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so it wouldnt be suspicious

dull blaze
silent remnant
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I’m fit for the job so hire me pls

rare thunder
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dam

idle stratus
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so I have a chess ranking of 22000 so I should be ceo

winter schooner
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Guy's, make me CEO, if you vote for me I'll make y'all to be able to do en passant even if you are under a check.

limber jewel
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im down but ngl bro yall funny erik would NEVER step down

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i love erik ;D

rare thunder
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100th message IOS11_Skull

covert grove
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pls make me ceo i have 4000 FIDE

limber jewel
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rare thunder
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coarse sinew
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lmfao

limber jewel
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sweet sandal
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limber jewel
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yall dont tyype

rare thunder
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young gorge
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Right on clue, April 1st 😉

limber jewel
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error 109

velvet trellis
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def april fools

limber jewel
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error 110

coarse sinew
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covert grove
sweet sandal
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error 115

woven fable
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error 404

sweet sandal
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error 117
-1 blocked massege

rare thunder
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this was posted in mar 31

winter schooner
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I forgot about my game and lost because of those news 💀💀💀

limber jewel
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yall get it to like 403 messages then imma write error 404

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hi

potent swift
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april fools joke

empty jetty
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It said the message was posted at March 31 though

limber jewel
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probably

woven fable
lone scarab
sweet sandal
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how did you spot that

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indigo delta
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rare thunder
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there is an actual application for this

limber jewel
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sly shoal
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neutral face reaction

limber jewel
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rare thunder
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bro

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rare thunder
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woven fable
sweet sandal
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limber jewel
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💀

merry cedar
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This new ceo is gonna find a way to make it pay to win, and implement micro transactions 💀

sweet sandal
limber jewel
cunning spruce
limber jewel
fast helm
limber jewel
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frfr

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balls

sweet sandal
limber jewel
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error 158

winter schooner
limber jewel
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limber jewel
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sweet sandal
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-1 blocked massege

limber jewel
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balmy viper
limber jewel
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sweet sandal
woven fable
cunning spruce
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This channel is a 🤓

sweet sandal
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angry fanboi angri

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balmy viper
limber jewel
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regal pumice
limber jewel
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winter schooner
limber jewel
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prime forge
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me

limber jewel
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sorry that it

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balmy viper
limber jewel
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noble solstice
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April 1st fkr me

winter schooner
woven fable
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If I become CEO ill ask out my crush

lean gale
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FOOLS!!!

balmy viper
sweet lintel
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but its not april 1

limber jewel
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daddy erik would never quit so its a prank 🍆

cunning spruce
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🤥🤥🤥

sweet lintel
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this could be either really bad or really good

winter schooner
merry cedar
gentle heath
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I’ll be ceo please

fierce narwhal
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april fools

sweet lintel
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ok no this is april fools

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lmao

fierce narwhal
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honestly I got great leadership skills but I got other stuff to do, that'd be great tho

merry cedar
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Damn the April fools shit has already started

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legit

formal terrace
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its april fools

orchid root
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"Do you have experience leading large, remote teams?"

umbral hawk
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Well for me it's March

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Idk about the owners

slim knoll
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april fools guys

carmine current
thorn matrix
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wow!

plain bridge
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can i be the new ceo

solid quiver
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But it’s march 31?

thorn matrix
fierce narwhal
plain bridge
fierce narwhal
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hell yeah

merry cedar
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Noooo

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I really hope they actually read the applications

orchid root
merry cedar
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True

barren sluice
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April 1st? 😉

bold glacier
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I should be CEO because I know the least about chess meaning everything I do will be unbiased

silk schooner
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I’ve been selected as CEO

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No reason to apply guys

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I’m already ceo

whole ice
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Make me CEO. I have the least experience in running a company, know chess at 441 ELO, and I'll be using the $$$ to build chess into a grand expanding empire encompassing the globe. I'll be an evil villain who will thwart all the James Bonds, the Hobbs and Shaws behind a great team of Chess players representing our villain club and a great team of Chess-minded lawyers whose sole objective is crushing the defendants in rounds of 5.

I'm perfect... that is if you want a villain to take Chess.com down the route of the dark side. Join me and we shall rule the world together!!!

silk schooner
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They won’t read that because I’m ceo already

humble anchor
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I still remember last last year the April fools joke by chess.com for a new rule in chess

somber musk
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i dont rember it

silk schooner
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Because I repealed it as ceo

merry cedar
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Happy april fools day lol

kindred oxide
bleak sail
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No way Erik is stepping down, is he sick or something?

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Like did he get some sort of disease, I hope nothing bad happened Sadge

deep sail
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Make magnus CEO

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Wait a minute..

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It said later..

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And tomorrow is April fools..

dull zealot
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@somber musk hey i recognize you

open venture
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I volunteer as the new CEO

merry cedar
open venture
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It is my great pleasure

somber musk
tall lotus
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can i be ceo

brave arrow
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Where are the applications KEKW

formal terrace
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i am new ceo

turbid dawn
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i, a 100 elo player who has made 2,325 blunders should be ceo so i can allow pawn promotions on the first move. /j

viscid tundra
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Why he leaving!!!!

merry cedar
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I’m stepping down as ceo sorey guys

thick marsh
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How much did you sell it for?

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How much 💰

remote flower
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Hey guys

brave arrow
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Overused joke, but I volunteer as ceo

waxen oasis
merry cedar
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april fools gone wrong 2023

true wasp
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The application is hilarious, I am literally laughing out loud. My girlfriend asked what was funny and I responded “blacksmithing”

ancient drum
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I will take CEO because 300 elo chess

bright walrus
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I love how much thought chess.com puts into their April Fool's shenanigans

timber glade
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yea april fools joke trust

plucky lintel
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Nice try but you ain't getting me

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Could have chosen literally any other day and y'all chose April fools?

merry cedar
undone geyser
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Hire me

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I have enough experience KEKW

glass thunder
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oh wait fk its april fools

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forgot

fast goblet
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There is a limit to April fools jokes 😂

merry cedar
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i will be new ceo

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i am the best player in the world

languid owl
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OH GOD

languid owl
soft sequoia
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I'll apply for ceo lol

chrome edge
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Chess tournament for ceo I’m going to win

marble apex
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I hope the New dude isnt gonna Ruin the site

dark patrol
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is this a joke

little hinge
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happy april fools too :)

merry cedar
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may i be the CEO and be called the King of Chess? ❤️

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lol

wooden bear
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its an april fools lol

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🗣️ ‼️

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Bioticblue1 is going to take over the company soon...

merry cedar
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i am not a new ceo

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sad

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becoming monkey is better than becoming ceo

slim tinsel
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yo i’ll be ceo

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trust

solemn nova
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damn bro

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its like if they'll choose someone that is on discord 24/7 to be their new ceo

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but its an april fools

cinder ruin
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Can i become ceo? thx in advance

maiden lion
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Is it real? Or april fools?

clever plover
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im the new ceo

orchid root
young gorge
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A twitter savant!
Chess.com sure still not forget the roast from Anish, lmao!

sand sapphire
merry cedar
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I am the new CEO 😼

merry cedar
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is this an april fools joke?

inner sluice
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Ds

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Fs

deep sail
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Nope

deep sail
formal terrace
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i am new ceo

vivid girder
orchid wing
bitter skiff
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frank for ceo

obtuse scarab
fierce narwhal
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that's not actually an april fool ?

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that's a huge blunder then

soft sequoia
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Lmao

undone geyser
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Lmao

silk schooner
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It’s not an April fools 🫡

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(I love spreading misinformation)

formal terrace
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I AM NEW CEO

sand sapphire
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WAOH

formal terrace
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i am new ceo

fierce narwhal
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ahahah we knew it was an april fools

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was kinda obvious ngl

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but I did have some doubts at some point

formal terrace
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I AM NEW CEO

merry cedar
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Me too

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But

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I am better

soft sequoia
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Nono u guys misunderstand

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I AM THE HIDDEN CEO

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And i give the new ceo to one person who desrves it

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@vapid pulsar is now the new ceo

formal terrace
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i am new ceo

silent remnant
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Nah bro

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I am

merry cedar
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Can I be the CEO I've been learning chess for like 7 months I'm obviously very experienced but I have a business degree and my business made like 100k a year

merry cedar
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if ur that good then get of discord and get a successful life /j

limber jewel