#Weekly Chess.com Digest
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I'm gay

you stuoid ni
you guys play chess?
no
π΅π°
no
Fr
Nah,checkers better
No
imagine playing chess
checkers best
ikr
i love checkers
i love men
nah chinese checkers
Wtf
you know i like that
Nah league of legends
nah raid shadow legends
you know i like that
Hot gay sex
im not straight
nahhh
Tf?
keep yourself safe
sorry,having a mad shit rn, my toilet is obviously in the middle east
explosive
even worse
guys i blundered
o i knew that ye i knew that
I keep blundering my girlfriend(i dont have one im jk)

whats a girlfriend
C4
bozo
just get a boyfriend
In your walls
Something that we dont need
vouch
u right
w rizz
Aight
guys the best opening is wayward kingπ
sidi keep acting all cute and i might jus act up
The best opening is queen takes king
the best openingis the accidental resignation
Now you don't have to worry about getting checkmated
It's in the name
horty horty horty hor u cracked me up fella!
(die)
im watching men on a second monitor rn
E4
whats a sudo π
d5
C4*
A command that i invented
/touch @finite slate
smash
/vanish
/gay @grizzled viper
Pawn takes pawn
are you high
no he is low
No I was busy
qxd5
Qxc9 checkmate
fool what
ill touch you
oh no π°
Queen h5
Pawn g5
do a legal move zaddy
Fine
G4
qxg4
Pawn c4
your bishop protects that pawn
ill just do queen to e4
Horse e 2
King d1
qxf1
fool what
Chatgpt sucks
wtf
nah i materialize a new king plus 30 queens
instantly checkmates
Oh yeah?
I get my king out of the board and take all your Queens by using en passant
Checkmate
oh yeah ?
i promote my pawns to 69 kings
and i train every single king
now my kings can take every piece on the board
And boom i take your king
Checkmate
oh yeah?
i launch an XM51 intercontinental ballistic missile at the board, vaporizing you and your 69 kings
You lose on time on your 68th move
Gg, I won!
Even if you had time
I calculated forced checkmate in 118
Hikaru planning out his moves against his opponent
