Weekly Chess.com Digest

[north fulcrum]

Discuss here

[dark herald]

h

[unique lily]

no

[fading scarab]

🐴

[unique lily]

npcs

hi

[wild locust]

hello

[muted loom]

No thanks

[barren pewter]

[thorn walrus]

cat

[sleek lava]

i love hikaru

[somber fox]

@unique lily nice name

[barren pewter]

[fading scarab]

[dark herald]

[barren pewter]

[stone comet]

bros thats the funniest hack ever

[unique lily]

thanks

[crisp jungle]

̶͚͝Ỉ̵̳ ̵̞̋e̵̻͝x̵̛̣i̶̖͝s̸̱̔t̷̗̀ ̴̪̔ọ̸͐n̵̨͑ ̶̗͗t̸̻̉h̷̤͆ȋ̵̺s̵͊ͅ ̵̗̀s̸̲̔e̵̻̎ŕ̷̮v̴͕̔e̷̙͗r̸͒͜ ̵̭̕t̴̘̒h̴̤͂r̶̬̕o̶̝͑u̴̙͗g̷͕͗h̴͖̄ ̶̢̇ạ̸̔l̷̰̇l̵̼̏ ̶̧̇t̷͚́ì̷̟m̷̗͋ȇ̶̥s̸͎̾ ̷̰̓ä̴͖ń̵͈d̸̩̓ ̶̧̍r̷̠̆e̸̪̐a̸͛͜l̵̔ities. Hehehe. meow.
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I exist on this server through all times and realities

[thorn walrus]

woah

[neon oriole]

huh

[wild locust]

Are the cats getting removed?

[turbid oyster]

cat references???

[thorn walrus]

cat

[turbid oyster]

im confused

[dull anvil]

i couldve won

[unique lily]

🦶🦶🦶🦶

[shy abyss]

cat is still here

[unique lily]

oops wrong message

[shy abyss]

wonder if mittens will get some mittens

[unique lily]

sorry guys

[thorn walrus]

you’re good

good job Nakamura

[distant cypress]

wait so the cat bots are gone???? :<

[desert grail]

It’s still there when I checked just now

[sleek laurel]

Please keep the cats:(

[hexed elk]

#killthecats

[obsidian plank]

Cats are still there

[hexed elk]

Oh

[hazy sierra]

wenomechainsama

[proud totem]

Your websites ass it crashes every 10 minutes

[hollow thicket]

Cbt

[hexed elk]

Get the app instead it still eoris finr

Works fine

[proud totem]

I have the app aswell that crashes alot too

[thorn walrus]

but there’s none of the fun gamemodes

[hexed elk]

I've been playing it every day it has never crashed for me

[sleek laurel]

Their servers are trying to keep up with a huge influx of new accounts

[hazy sierra]

no fun :(?

[sleek laurel]

You can't just upgrade servers overnight

[proud totem]

I played everyday untill it crashed evey 2 games so I'm now a proud lichess player

[proud totem]

It's not hard to update a server

[hexed elk]

Not lichess

[proud totem]

Yes

[hexed elk]

For a game with a lot of servers yes it is

[hazy sierra]

does crash affects your rating

[proud totem]

Yes

[hexed elk]

[wind reef]

[proud totem]

I've lost 200 elo in 3 days because of crashing @hazy sierra

[hexed elk]

[sleek laurel]

A home server? Sure.
A server meant to handle millions of requests every minute? Not so sure.

[hazy sierra]

💀

[sleek laurel]

In this case it's moreso a lot of racks

So

Hundreds of servers

[snow junco]

tbf its sudden

[proud totem]

I mean yeah that true but they gotta hurry up and fix their servers otherwise everyone will just switch to a new website/app

[snow junco]

they didnt have time to upgrade to better servers

[hexed elk]

Does that mean you 300 elo now

[snow junco]

noone expected this lol

[sleek laurel]

I mean, they doubled the playerbase in a month

Like bro

[snow junco]

it took a month to rapidly increase a playerbase

ofcourse it would struggle

[proud totem]

No I've regained the elo but it wasted my time that's why I'm annoyed

[hexed elk]

Chess popularity has increased over 500%

[sleek laurel]

The website has existed for what, 7 years? Longer than that, even

[thorn walrus]

chess is exploding rn

[sleek laurel]

And it's experiencing a monstrous growth

[snow junco]

most current games have/is struggling with playerbase growth

[sleek laurel]

For God knows what reason

[snow junco]

andrew tate probs lol

[hexed elk]

The queens gambit movie

[sleek laurel]

Right

[proud totem]

Andrew tate and the queen's gambit

[sleek laurel]

That's been out for a long while

[hexed elk]

Andrew Tate plays chess?

[proud totem]

Yes

[hazy sierra]

yes

[proud totem]

His dad was a GM

[snow junco]

yeah lol, he's like 1300 elo or smt

[proud totem]

Around 1500

[sleek laurel]

He played multiple people on videos that got a lot of attention

[snow junco]

ye

[hexed elk]

[sleek laurel]

And beat them

[snow junco]

he played piers morgans

also chess is pretty interesting

tbf

[hexed elk]

Atleast he can beat the Ludwig bot

[proud totem]

And he always talks about his dad and their love of chess and he explains how chess symbolises life it's brought alot of respect and attention to chess and the games gone crazy

[sleek laurel]

Levy: "Chess is a boring game"
Also Levy: "Chess is a wonderful game"

[snow junco]

i mean, most of the world's seen andrew tate

[hexed elk]

Also Levy "he sacrifices.... HIS ROOOOOOOOK"

[proud totem]

Levy thinks he's the reason chess is growing like this lmao he is delusional

[snow junco]

no wonder over 13 million people increase

[proud totem]

Exactly

[sleek laurel]

I just got, like, one video in my recommended from Gotham. I think it was the Mittens video.

[carmine kite]

im better than magnus carlson

[thorn walrus]

ok

[snow junco]

chess is growing on tiktok, with chess sacrifices, many people watch him tho so it can be a very small part of its boom

[hexed elk]

Ye

[snow junco]

go into 500 elo lobbies, u would cry

[thorn walrus]

“you have to know this”

[sleek laurel]

... everything started from there, that damn cat

[carmine kite]

im 4000 ratings

[snow junco]

500 elo > 4000 elo

[hazy sierra]

then why is he teaching me under 15 move checkmate traps

[hexed elk]

400*

[unique lily]

Could be, but not better than Carlsen

[pliant sentinel]

Hate those

[thorn walrus]

“this is what it starts with”

[proud totem]

People only see his videos after they look into chess no non chess player will see a video on their tiktok or YouTube about how to checkmate in 8 moves and if they do they will scroll straight past

[snow junco]

"1 move checkmate omg!"

[carmine kite]

i taught hikaru how to play in 1987

[snow junco]

their's also a guy called top chess and its getting viral af

[sleek laurel]

blunders queen on the third move because the opponent moved the wrong piece

[hexed elk]

Your litteraly a 5 year old what you taling bout

[thorn walrus]

guys if you launch a nuclear missile at the other player, you get a checkmate in 0

[proud totem]

Yeah ik about him

[proud totem]

I am magnus carlsens dad

[pliant sentinel]

Next Hes gonna say he invented chess

[carmine kite]

my dad made cheese

[snow junco]

"actually thats not a legal move 🤓 "

[hexed elk]

If you take their queen and hide it in their dead friends body it's checkmate until the cremation

King*

[unique lily]

Dummy in chat

[thorn walrus]

atomic bomb to e4 checkmate

[proud totem]

Go away

[hexed elk]

Yes

[unique lily]

[snow junco]

queen checkmates king on first move! OMG you have to watch this video

[unique lily]

How does the knight move?

[carmine kite]

[proud totem]

In a L shape

[carmine kite]

[snow junco]

shaped like a L so it can show what a L other pieces are

[carmine kite]

[sleek laurel]

Bro invented atomic chess

[carmine kite]

[hexed elk]

[carmine kite]

[proud totem]

[carmine kite]

[proud totem]

[carmine kite]

[proud totem]

[carmine kite]

[proud totem]

[carmine kite]

[proud totem]

[carmine kite]

[thorn walrus]

that’s what i’m saying

[carmine kite]

im too smart

[snow junco]

actually spam is bannable 🤓

[hazy sierra]

what were you saying

[hexed elk]

Your mom doesn't love you for this reason

[carmine kite]

[unique lily]

Thanks man it means a lot

[carmine kite]

@snow junco

[unique lily]

N H N H N
H N N N H
N N O N N
H N N N H
N H N H N
N means not here
H Means here
O means piece location

[carmine kite]

@snow junco

[snow junco]

knight is the most unique piece tbf

[carmine kite]

@snow junco

@snow junco

@snow junco

[proud totem]

Get that off my screen

[carmine kite]

@snow junco

@snow junco

@snow junco

@snow junco

[hexed elk]

Shut the fuck up

[proud totem]

I hate Gotham chess he's so annoying

[snow junco]

actually im gonna fricking call the admin!!!! 🤓

[unique lily]

just a pawn that goes in all directions and cant move twice and captures in all directions smh

[sleek laurel]

-Jumps over pieces
-Refuses to elaborate

[carmine kite]

[unique lily]

thats a bloody good map

[unique lily]

y

[snow junco]

what

thats the king

[carmine kite]

oh no i get banned from 10 million year old game discord server

[unique lily]

Thought u said the king

[snow junco]

how do u

[unique lily]

Im not that smart

[snow junco]

what

fine

surer

[hazy sierra]

good go outside now

[carmine kite]

maybe you should

[proud totem]

Because of his fake persona in his yt vids watch his stream he's the most annoying person

[carmine kite]

playing ches

is for losers

[proud totem]

He never shuts up about being a jew either

[unique lily]

Alright

[carmine kite]

[proud totem]

Like mate no one cares

[carmine kite]

[snow junco]

leave me alone im only 4000 elo 🤓 🤓 🤓

[carmine kite]

[unique lily]

[carmine kite]

[unique lily]

-a fuckin zenitsu pfp, your kind is bullied even in the anime community

[carmine kite]

[snow junco]

why does it have to be the zenitsu anime pfp kid who is the asshike

[carmine kite]

[proud totem]

💀💀

[hazy sierra]

average levy shorts

[carmine kite]

[proud totem]

Naruto superior

[unique lily]

[carmine kite]

[hexed elk]

🖕

[unique lily]

[carmine kite]

Bleach >

[unique lily]

Demon slayer <<< Literally anything else

[carmine kite]

[snow junco]

hes literally

[carmine kite]

[snow junco]

playing roblox

[carmine kite]

[unique lily]

Wrong order

[carmine kite]

bleach > anying

[unique lily]

demon slayer << anything else

thas what I meant

[carmine kite]

[unique lily]

[carmine kite]

i dont even like demon slayer i just like zenitsu

[proud totem]

Demon slayers good I prefer naruto tho hidan is such a sick character and his abilities are crazy

[carmine kite]

bleach is superior

[unique lily]

e_ fucking stop

[carmine kite]

or what dummy

am i ganna get banned

[unique lily]

Bro whats up with the levy's

[carmine kite]

😭

[hazy sierra]

ok now continue to roblox

[dull venture]

Yes

[proud totem]

He likes little boys he won't stop

[unique lily]

I've read the demon slayer manga, ill tell u how it ends

[carmine kite]

[proud totem]

Times like this I wish the death note was real

[unique lily]

He left the chat

[hexed elk]

Reported

[proud totem]

💀

[unique lily]

[hazy sierra]

he stopped after that lol

[lone scroll]

he stopped because he got locked out 🙂

[hexed elk]

He stopped after I reported lol

Thank yoi

You*

[proud totem]

I shaved my armpits today I wish I just trimmed them they so itchy now

[hazy sierra]

thanks

[proud totem]

Good girl

[unique lily]

Too bad

[proud totem]

I might wax them to try get the hairs completely out it's too itchy man

[unique lily]

Yea it sucks haha

[snow junco]

what the

[pallid isle]

damn

[unique lily]

blundering a draw

[queen marsh]

woah

[wild locust]

[slender tartan]

@sleek laurel ur profile Banner source?

[sleek laurel]

Street Fighter 6

I sent you a DM

[slender tartan]

Ohh Thanks. Its Looking so good

[slender tartan]

Eh i didn't receive anything

[sleek laurel]

Discord has a new feature where you need to accept them

Check your notifications

[slender tartan]

Oh- 💀

[sleek laurel]

💀 indeed

[slender tartan]

I only know some old sf chars

I mostly was into tekken

[desert grail]

Mittens is staying?

[gritty lantern]

no IM

[proud totem]

Ohh my bad

[unique lily]

my booty very salty

[gritty lantern]

💀

[shy abyss]

we need mittens back

[pallid isle]

noo

never