💬〡general-off-topic

[idle rain]

it is but i left so i need to wait a week cause i only recently rejoined

[trim breach]

Oh well then...

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-yae-miko-gif-16678387020034146323

I just drank some water. Pls be proud of me. uwu

[faint lagoon]

Proud of you, now stop forgetting to stay hydrated!

[trim breach]

I can't.

It's time.

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

[faint lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/arriba-gif-12324188786972117417

[trim breach]

https://tenor.com/view/kobayashi-dragon-maid-ilulu-sushi-lunch-eat-gif-23187423

[mint dragon]

morning and happy friday

[faint lagoon]

Good evening here, but morning where you are

[idle rain]

just made me want sushi wtf

actually whats vegan sushi called

[mint dragon]

yeah those time zones is fun

[idle rain]

like it's just sushi but no fish and beggies instead

[idle rain]

8pm

[mint dragon]

04,40

[trim breach]

It's called vegan sushi

[idle rain]

doesnt sushi imply fish

[trim breach]

Perhaps

[faint lagoon]

10:36 here

[mint dragon]

🙂

[idle rain]

like whats the word for food prepared in rice wrapped in seaweed you eat with your fingers

[faint lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-reaction-gif-reply-gmhikaru-gif-26552249

[idle rain]

because sushi can just be straight up raw salmon

or is that sashimi

[faint lagoon]

Sashimi is typically the raw salmon or just raw fish in general on it

[trim breach]

Etto, shiranai

[trim breach]

The name is sushi.

Sushi is means vinegared. Sushi meshi, vinegared rice.

Sushi can be made of just veggies.

ねた are the sushi ingredientes, seafood veggies and what not.

[idle rain]

ya im realizing vegan sushi is just sushi

[faint lagoon]

Rice and pickled veggies with a sesame glaze

[trim breach]

PM?

[faint lagoon]

Yup yup!

[trim breach]

Crazy me too but 9 pm

[trim breach]

Dang that sushi was good.

https://tenor.com/view/loveablelexi-loveable-lexi-drinking-water-drinking-hydrate-gif-11417401798757733591

Water

お水を飲みます、見てください @faint lagoon!

[idle rain]

konnichiwa!

[trim breach]

uwu

[fluid egret]

ALY SHUT UP

[trim breach]

Kerm secrets exposed.

[fluid egret]

YOU TOO

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/pallas-cat-wtf-shocked-cat-confused-cat-gif-8552461585997196825

[tulip jasper]

four

[bright wind]

Five

[stuck musk]

six

[faint lagoon]

Семь

[trim breach]

Ocho

[bright wind]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1453382504470806591/1487795725189255321/image0.gif

[desert walrus]

Sandwich

[faint lagoon]

I got the eepy I gotta get sleep plus I’m getting annoyed at myself. Been having awful games lately and I gotta wake the F up

[bright wind]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hamster-hair-cut

[lone hinge]

morning

[pallid frigate]

Does anyone wanna play some bullet Im 2400

[half finch]

Here's 11:56pm o clock

[warm salmon]

I'm currently 1950 bullet, usually 2100 but up for it

[warm salmon]

wanna give it a go?

[pallid frigate]

do u have lichess

[warm salmon]

yeah

username shmonn

[pallid frigate]

i sent casual

[warm salmon]

sorry man lichess bullet is too fast for me

[pallid frigate]

..

do u wwwanna do one mnut

[warm salmon]

nah man I haven't slept in like 20 hours and am still a bit drunk

[pallid frigate]

get ur inner magnus out

ok i come in chesscom

tell ur user

[warm salmon]

nah mayba next time man

[pallid frigate]

k np cya

have a good day

[carmine burrow]

Excuse me

How dare you

[quartz sable]

I am not sure why i am not able to speak in vc but i linked my account to chess.com to discord

can someone help me?

[winged field]

Who is Yuri😭

[karmic flicker]

Yuri is a hole and a hole while Yaoi is a pole and a pole

Please do correct me if I'm wrong

W8 is it actually allowed to ans. you here?

[winged field]

Say wallahi bro say wallahi

[winged field]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-homelander-gif-16156538903600882075

[karmic flicker]

Bruh... I just answered your question...

[winged field]

Yuri?

[winged field]

Wait hold up then how does one READ Yuri

[idle rain]

i forget it was funny in the moment

[sour comet]

guys

[idle rain]

this

[sour comet]

i think i have a bot trying to get some information from me

apparently they say they come from chess.com server

[idle rain]

cause i was getting mad at a kid and i realized he was british cause he said i was waffling

[idle rain]

yes it happens

it's probably a scam bot

[winged field]

When do you have time to sleep😭

[sour comet]

i fi give the username can u check if they are a scam bot

[idle rain]

i nap

[sour comet]

because i cant tell it sdoing things both weird and human

[idle rain]

if you dont know them and they're talking to you they're a scammer

don't talk to strangers or share information with strangers

[sour comet]

im not but like can someone check because i never gave my information anywhere

[winged field]

Who is Yuri?💔

[idle rain]

are they asking for information? Anyone can message you from here

thats why scam bots even being in the server is bad because they'll go through the member list and DM everyone 1 by 1 until someone bites

so if a stranger from ANY server messages you or randomly sends you a friend request and you've never conversed with them don't accept it

[sour comet]

can u accept my friend req ill send pics o fthe bot

[idle rain]

no just block them and move on

[sour comet]

yeah fine i should do that

[winged field]

She’s not Sherlock Holmes😭

[sour comet]

:/

[sour comet]

the thing is it shows 0 mutual of friends and servers so im wondering how they got my username

[idle rain]

im giving you life advice, because apparently internet safety isn't taught in schools.

Random friend request from someone who you've never talked to? It's a scam and should be denied

Random message from someone who you don't recognize? A "Hello!" or "Hi how are you?" or "Long time no talk", it's a scam and should be ignored

someone asks you to test their game or a piece of software? It's malware and should be blocked

[sour comet]

hmm yes i know this but i want to know how they got my stuff

[idle rain]

this is not a complicated mystery that should be solved or some conspiracy. If they're not your friend and you didn't send them a friend request and you don't know them, ignore them

[karmic flicker]

Steps on how to read yuri (Beginner):

1. Know how to read
2. Learn how to use google/youtube to identify where websites/apps you should use
3. Learn to navigate/use your chosen websites/apps.

[winged field]

You would need an expert to do that… someone like me

[idle rain]

welcome to the information age, all of our information is available by all of the corporations and available for purchse to scammers

[sour comet]

lol ok find out for me then

[winged field]

I am a professional at this kind of stuff… but I charge 100$ for each order

[sour comet]

i give you banana

[winged field]

Is it golden?

[sour comet]

yes very sweet

[sour comet]

so banana fine?

[winged field]

I will think about it

[sour comet]

ill add apple too

[winged field]

Nah I only accept big crimes

[sour comet]

ill give the guy at the desk in fnaf

[hot robin]

my wrist is TIRED

[winged field]

Are women real?

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> leny0909

This is the Chess.com profile of leny0909. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1504 (1520 peak)
Blitz: 965 (976 peak)
Bullet: 1366 (1428 peak)

[marsh phoenix]

How can i send pictures

[wind pecan]

Connect ur chess account

[buoyant sky]

It's Chinese propaganda

[idle rain]

my roommate took chicken out, thawed it, and then went to bed

[winged field]

Exactly

[buoyant sky]

Ok

[idle rain]

he's gonna die

if he cooks it and eats it tomorrow

[buoyant sky]

I mean yeah he had to take out trash and he took chicken out instead of trash

[buoyant sky]

Cool

[winged field]

How do I make a 3 cm wide hole in a chessboard made out of 2 cm thick oak? the chessboard is 40 by 40 cm and has all the pieces on it. The hole needs to be see through, preferably round

[buoyant sky]

What are you cooking Freddy

[buoyant sky]

You didn't cook it properly

[winged field]

How should I cook it?

I need to cut it while I’m playing without my opponent noticing

[buoyant sky]

Idk

[winged field]

I’ll go for Medium Rare

[buoyant sky]

The smell of burning

[graceful scaffold]

thoughts on iceman after a week: yeah no. (5/10)

[zinc prawn]

0/10

[mint dragon]

nice my elo is a bit up to day

[chilly saffron]

Yeah bro ikr

We dont talk chess here

[chilly saffron]

Hwo much?

[mint dragon]

i play like crap but yeah a bit up atm i am in woood

[chilly saffron]

Oh nice thats a modest increase

Wood js Good

[mint dragon]

🙂

[chilly saffron]

I play like crap too man i am 100 elo 😭🫣

[mint dragon]

time to learn and work upwards

[fresh idol]

Hello

[mint dragon]

hey

[earnest saffron]

5/10 nah you glazin that piece of garbage was worse than CLB

vocals sounded like if Yuno Miles signed with a label

lyrics came straight out of some galgame dialogue or some BS shonen anime nobody watches

we thought he was rock bottom two years ago this mf managed to go even lower

he's pushing 40 rapping like an edgy 12 yo

yall thought he was coming back this mf did an MGK and started up on some ASMR business

album would put your 6 months old baby to sleep

30 seconds of little birdie brings out freudian death drive in some people

[mint dragon]

gone stay out of this is in pretty much the opisite genere

[strong echo]

Guys, guys, would anyone help me with some chess challenges ?

I’m doing a bit of task where I try to solve 90 chess challenges , I have to find a way to check mate in 2 moves, can anyone help me?

[graceful scaffold]

yeah i was defo being generous. cared too much bout the few decent beats and future's goated feature cuz the cringe bars are so forgettable

[earnest saffron]

oh yeah run to atlanta wasnt that bad

[graceful scaffold]

still cant believe 21 actually did less here than on jackboys 2

[fleet scroll]

what’s your favorite fnf mod

[graceful scaffold]

indie cross

[fleet scroll]

for reasons i’m sure you can guess, i like retrospecter

[graceful scaffold]

stopped checking out on mods frequently since like 2024 so prolly missed many (or no) stuff

[faint lagoon]

Morning I am in desperate need of coffee

[calm turret]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSxyqGsj6/

[faint lagoon]

This hurts me wee little head, Gotham

[desert walrus]

Calculus jumpscare

[regal vault]

chat

HEAR ME OUTone of my firends is beging to join his server

so dm to plz join his server

[faint lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/sinbad-and-the-eye-of-the-tiger-monkey-chess-jane-seymour-checkmate-gif-10269763177893010621

[coarse carbon]

guys do you know how i send gothamchess games fir gte ir smth

i just had a crazy game

[chilly saffron]

Differentiation on top

[visual thorn]

you gotta be kidding me

[coarse carbon]

levy deserves GM fr

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-gif-reaction-gif-reply-gif-25926652

this man is GM

[faint lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-pet-cat-pat-cat-petting-petting-cat-gif-88141326984537530

[versed herald]

Which theme is better?

[solemn escarp]

right

[tawny lion]

@prime phoenix 🤓

[reef cave]

https://tenor.com/view/people-who-be-desperate-for-presents-presents-xmas-christmas-reaction-holiday-gif-6433911518775689384

[faint lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-got-tyrion-i-am-the-gift-peter-dinklage-gif-4502789

[wise ether]

what are some cool servers I can join? like fashion, politics, etc.

you guys know any?

[fluid egret]

hi pookie

good mornin

[desert walrus]

ITS 1 PM FYM MORNING

[fluid egret]

I woke up at around 120 today

[desert walrus]

I woke up at 9

[fluid egret]

it’s 213 for me now tho so kinda still mornin

[fluid egret]

GYAATTTT

anyways

hey there

[faint lagoon]

Morning/afternoon @fluid egret

[fluid egret]

if it’s a weekend then this is morning

[desert walrus]

I have graduation today

I’m crine

[fluid egret]

is it cooler today

[desert walrus]

It’s hotter

[fluid egret]

oh dear

plus you’ll be there, so probably even hotter than the weather people say

I don’t think thermostats account for hot girls

anyways.

my kitty is sitting on my lap now :3

[desert walrus]

I’m ur kitty now

[fluid egret]

😭

https://tenor.com/view/jzydon-catgirls-yuri-yuri-catgirls-gif-12395707778841343711

[desert walrus]

WRONG STICKER

[fluid egret]

oh my bad I’ll shut up

[desert walrus]

OMG

NAUR

[fluid egret]

ohhh that’s better

[desert walrus]

I DIDNT EVEN MEAN TO SEND A STICKER I FAT FINGERED IT LMAO I MEANT TO SEND

[fluid egret]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-adorable-cute-friend-shaped-gif-16113739516152899139

[desert walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/jzydon-catgirls-yuri-yuri-catgirls-gif-12395707778841343711

[fluid egret]

yusssss

[desert walrus]

Mrow

[fluid egret]

la la la la

la la la la

Elmo’s worlllldd

kitter

she’s shedding all over me 😭

[flint vector]

Greetings fellow humans

[fluid egret]

AWWW ITS SO FLOOFY

Puffy face

[faint lagoon]

He is such a himbo and I love him

[fluid egret]

The one on my lap is such a jerk ngl

[faint lagoon]

Aweee that’s rude

[fluid egret]

I got up from my chair for three seconds this morning and she stole it

[desert walrus]

I wouldn’t be a jerk

[fluid egret]

😭

[desert walrus]

[fluid egret]

don’t you have a graduation to go to or smth

[desert walrus]

4 hours

[fluid egret]

instead of talking about being on my lap 💔

[fluid egret]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-epic-win-checkmate-dance-gif-17088961

Aly I’m bored

solve this at once.

[faint lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-hu-tao-genshin-impact-monkey-gif-987616179161216000

[fluid egret]

YUSSSSSS

https://tenor.com/view/yo-chan-meiko-project-sekai-vocaloid-tokkari-center-gif-5347327969076650145

[dim ridge]

Hello

[rotund ridge]

hello

[dim ridge]

Some pictures i took today

[lilac glacier]

Hello guys am new here

[dim ridge]

Hii

[lilac glacier]

New to chess as well

[dim ridge]

You'll get the hang of it

Type /connect

This is the best picture i took in my life

[prime phoenix]

Hi who are you?

[faint lagoon]

Does this seem legit?

This is if I was playing black

[winged field]

Are y’all gonna watch Usyk vs Verhoeven?

[desert walrus]

sizzling defense

[dim ridge]

Pretty writing

[faint lagoon]

My writing is so so

I’m just really needing to up my openings and focusing hard on midgame

Doesn’t help I slightly panic with the timers on rapid

[desert walrus]

Play blitz. Like, a lot. I hate blitz but it did help me learn how to play with low time

And never touch the time control again after

Cuz it mega stinky poo

[dim ridge]

Do you want to play a game?a

[faint lagoon]

I would love to once I get home from work

Was working on that Sicilian defense on my lunch break

Stuck here until 6:30

[desert walrus]

Ew you work a kitchen job??

https://tenor.com/view/mauberries-mount-everest-vtuber-flip-rotate-gif-7114193107518781809

[warm cliff]

I have never seen a chef wear an apron

[desert walrus]

I did when I worked fast food and sometimes I see them wear it in the kitchen at the restaurant I currently work

[half finch]

It looks like london

[faint lagoon]

Barista

[idle rain]

i bet you make a mean caramel frappe macchiato

[trim breach]

Blitz hater?:0

[faint lagoon]

This ain’t Starbucks lmao

[trim breach]

Boss gets a dollar,
I get a dime,
that's why I play chess
on company time.

[faint lagoon]

You know it 🥰

[fluid egret]

silly defense

Play it it’s so fire 🤤

[fluid egret]

😭 I need to play blitz too because I’m buns at low time but I’m just gonna put it off until I actually lose too much from time

[half finch]

Hutao

[fluid egret]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-hu-tao-genshin-impact-monkey-gif-987616179161216000

YOOO MY FRIENDS GETTING HRT

[idle rain]

thats pretty tubular

[fluid egret]

Totally radical dude

[idle rain]

i love people doing hrt

gender affirmation is 10/10

[remote sparrow]

who wanna play????

[winged field]

Will you watch Usyk vs Verhoehen?

[winged field]

What is hrt?😭

Bro I don’t know any of these abbreviations

[idle rain]

hormone replacement therapy

estrogen for the ladies, testosterone for the males

[winged field]

Ooo ok sounds fun

[idle rain]

it is

[winged field]

I have to do that every once in a while cause my testosterone is too high

[idle rain]

for example steroids is hrt cause you're injecting testosterone into you. and things like breast reductions for men and hair plugs are gender affirming treatments

[idle rain]

gnarly

[winged field]

Source: trust me bro

[idle rain]

i thought you were serious because that is a problem some men can have

super high T levels can lead to male pattern baldness in your 20s, deformed muscle development, and bad bones

so some dudes need to get on T blockers even if theyre cis

[winged field]

Nah I’m like Yujiro Hanma

[desert walrus]

Pfp change jumpscare

[fluid egret]

pfp change Jumpscare pt two

[desert walrus]

AHHH

[idle rain]

gay

[fluid egret]

gay?

[fluid egret]

BOO

[desert walrus]

Join us make the Yuri trilogy

[idle rain]

nah im weedcat

[fluid egret]

💀

[desert walrus]

[fluid egret]

maybe we can find someone else to be neru and complete the yuri Baka trilogy

https://tenor.com/view/triple-baka-miku-neru-teto-gif-6861258682806373329

[desert walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsunemiku-triplebaka-miku-vocaloid-yes-gif-10550208

[idle rain]

my collection of weedcats

[fluid egret]

😭

cwazyness

[desert walrus]

Me when im me and im meing it

[idle rain]

don't steal my thing

[fluid egret]

I’ve been saying cwazy for a while

wait do you 😭???

I’ve only seen you say it once

[desert walrus]

Crazy? I was crazy once

[fluid egret]

they locked me in a room

[desert walrus]

A teto room

https://tenor.com/view/fatass-teto-kasane-teto-sentada-teto-gif-17681029957442854492

[idle rain]

according to server logs i said it before you in here but i do use it a lot

[fluid egret]

a teto room with tetos

[idle rain]

not in here that much probably cause im getting mad at racists

[desert walrus]

A teto room full of mikus

And miku makes me crazy

[fluid egret]

Miku?

[faint lagoon]

wave

[fluid egret]

I was Miku once

they locked me in a teto

[idle rain]

i bet hatsune miku smokes weed

[desert walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hey-hey-what's-up-catsune-miku-what's-up-gif-10305632935529998739

[fluid egret]

I used to have a picture of hatsune weedku saved in my camera roll

my friend sent it to me with no explanation but I deleted it

[idle rain]

the only thing that sucks about brave is the image search sucks dogknott

[desert walrus]

Yaoi is punishable by forced Yuri

[fluid egret]

genuinely what are you talking about twin

https://tenor.com/view/rat-clenches-fist-of-rage-gif-17724863424168389741

[fluid egret]

WAITTTT

WE SHOULD GET PIXEL TO JOIN THE YURI TRIO 💀

NERU PIXEL??

[desert walrus]

Ew that guy is lame

[fluid egret]

pixel just oddball

pixel coolio

[idle rain]

i abstain

[desert walrus]

@peak plank

[idle rain]

find me a weed smoking miku and i might change my pfp to it

[fluid egret]

they can seem cold to people but that just means you haven’t experienced the true pixel

[idle rain]

green miku is best

[fluid egret]

BET IMMA LOOK THROUGH MY MESSAGES FOR THIS

[desert walrus]

Highsune miku

[fluid egret]

just sent it to ya trashy

[desert walrus]

I WANNA SEE

[idle rain]

lmao it's ugly 😭

[desert walrus]

YOURE UGLY!!!

[idle rain]

wtf calm down

i couldn't post it here if i tried

[fluid egret]

truth

[desert walrus]

KAIA SEND ME HIGHSUNE WEEDKU

[idle rain]

isn't the red one like 30?

[desert walrus]

31 forever

[gaunt scroll]

a

[peak plank]

Uh no

[fluid egret]

💔

[trim breach]

I love this gif so much

[fluid egret]

Nihil I’m experiencing audial bliss rn

misadventures album at 100% volume 🤤 🤤

[trim breach]

Idk if that is okay for your hearing tbh

[fluid egret]

it’s totally not

but it’s okay, this is too good

[trim breach]

Wait til you lose 20% of your hearing from being 10 meters from a concert speaker.

[fluid egret]

yeah see there’s so much easier ways to lose hearing, this isn’t that bad

[trim breach]

Yeah but that way is better you can see them live.

[fluid egret]

🔥

my brothers friends make music

he made the mistake of going to one of their events without hearing protection

said he couldn’t hear right for two weeks 😭

[trim breach]

Yeah I made that same mistake. My ear was sore for a while.

[fluid egret]

gotta have the earplugs

[trim breach]

But Papa Roach was peak that day.

[idle rain]

yea im taking earplugs with me next time i go to a live event

i enjoy being rambunctious and loud and the environment but it's too loud

[fluid egret]

yeah I don’t wanna go deaf by 30

[trim breach]

Agreed, gotta be careful.

[fluid egret]

I am a musician so I do really need that

[warped pelican]

cut my life into pieces

[fluid egret]

SILLY DEFENSE

[trim breach]

this is my last resort

[idle rain]

that looks sick as duck

[warped pelican]

Was amazing

[fluid egret]

oh yeah ears died that night

[trim breach]

Peak mosh ambiance ngl

[fluid egret]

new Mr beast video: HARDEST epilepsy challenge PART 1

[fluid egret]

okay that’s tuff asf

[quick totem]

MrBeats

[fluid egret]

circles 🤤

[fluid egret]

Jumpscare

https://tenor.com/view/yo-chan-meiko-project-sekai-vocaloid-tokkari-center-gif-5347327969076650145

[idle rain]

i was gonna say anyone who says they would hate going to a rave has just never done drugs

[trim breach]

electro is also prtyy good uwu

[idle rain]

they are incredibly stimulating though and can be too much so earplugs and noise cancelling headphones are important if you're neurodivergent

[trim breach]

Yeah but not everyone that's sober would say they hate raves.

[idle rain]

this is also true and tbh they're freaks idk how

[fluid egret]

ofc weedcat saying this

[idle rain]

i could not be in there for more than 10 minutes sober before i'd get agitated and want to leave

[gaunt scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[idle rain]

when i say sober i mean anything besides weed

like me rn im high and i wouldn't want to go to a rave rn

[trim breach]

I'm on the autistic spectrum so you're right about this but I will never say no to a rave or concert, might be a lil deaf but papa roach + mexican audience = peak

[idle rain]

i'd need to pump myself up and get hyped

[gaunt scroll]

which one is u #

[trim breach]

Wild face reveal

[warped pelican]

Not ash ketchum

[fluid egret]

the one that is not ash Ketchum 😭

[gaunt scroll]

idk who he is

[fluid egret]

the Pokémon guy

[gaunt scroll]

oh

[warped pelican]

my eyes are monstrously huge in that pic

[fluid egret]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-ash-ketchum-peace-out-bye-gif-5759477

[gaunt scroll]

damn

[trim breach]

https://tenor.com/view/ash-and-serena-pokemon-serena-ash-pokémon-amourshipping-pokegirl-gif-21317326

[warped pelican]

funny pic

[trim breach]

OG Kanto Johto and Hoenn are peak

[fluid egret]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-clenches-fist-of-rage-gif-17724863424168389741

[tulip jasper]

kermiy i just played 100 games of 30s

[fluid egret]

aghhh I have an essay to do

[fluid egret]

please get some help waffle my man

[tulip jasper]

this feels like drugs except that you dont get high instead you get low

[trim breach]

It's crazy when I think 6 games of 10 mins is too much time to play chess but then I go and play 60 bullet games and not even notice.

[fluid egret]

I’m getting high off of ptv misadventures album

[tulip jasper]

ooooh what ptv album should i listen to first

[fluid egret]

MISADVENTURES

then selfish machines

[trim breach]

Don't listen to kerm, first "Collide with the sky".

[tulip jasper]

ill listen to both today

[trim breach]

That's big PP energy right there

[gaunt scroll]

💀

[faint lagoon]

This looks like a queer club I go to in Boston

[warped pelican]

real shit

[fluid egret]

Ok, do that second tho, misadventures first

[tulip jasper]

ok first song was quite long but solid

[fluid egret]

dive in?

[tulip jasper]

yeaH

[fluid egret]

listen to gold medal ribbon

and bedless

Floral and fading, circles

those are my favorites form that album

[tulip jasper]

ill listen to those ig

[fluid egret]

good boy waffle

[tulip jasper]

ughhh these people keep playing one game then running

[blissful pecan]

starting off with dive in is a setup for obsession

peak

[fluid egret]

ball knowledge haver ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[reef cave]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-cat-23-nae-discord-gif-12618221753981161220

[faint lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-snail-adventure-time-gif-9966924

[desert walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/chungcord-bishops-anime-cuddle-discord-gif-13405411990364535553

[fluid egret]

https://tenor.com/view/trans-girl-clicker-trained-omori-basil-gif-17893497468841751711

[fluid egret]

Is that in a car ?

[faint lagoon]

Yee (at a red light when I screenshotted this)

[fluid egret]

Good good

Don’t die on us

[molten depot]

Basil

[fluid egret]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-clenches-fist-of-rage-gif-17724863424168389741

[faint lagoon]

I’m not that easy to kill 😜

[fluid egret]

Nah I think a bus will do the trick

😭

[faint lagoon]

Oh I hope it’s one of those bullet trains that get me

https://tenor.com/view/chess-meme-crash-out-funny-gif-4702357852084091520

[desert walrus]

Knightmare

[sour comet]

someone tell me the time rn in their place

[earnest saffron]

2pm

[sour comet]

exact time

[earnest saffron]

14:12

[sour comet]

russia, or turkey

coudnt do more than that

[pine frigate]

😭

[sour comet]

or belarus

@earnest saffron

[earnest saffron]

nah i js made it up

[sour comet]

bruh

[earnest saffron]

it should be somewhere in the bering strait

or the middle of the pacific

[sour comet]

isnt bering strait some waterway or am i just dumb

[earnest saffron]

yes between kamchatka and alaska

[spring solar]

Anyone want to play chess with me?

[earnest saffron]

brother if you look with your eyes there's about 67 channels dedicated to chess and one which isn't try sending this on any of them

[spring solar]

Sorry I thought I send in chess discussion

@earnest saffron please don’t be mad with me man. I don’t mean to upset you

I m really sorry

[earnest saffron]

anyway if you connect you could get into specific rating channels and find people exactly your level

and you are online in a discord channel theres literally no point apologising to me

[spring solar]

oh really that is very nice

[spring solar]

I did make mistake man.

thank you so much man. You seem like very kind and knowledgeable person.

[jagged sable]

@delicate flame wya?

[tribal spear]

<@&745328830649991179> why am i vc mute

d

anyone?

[idle rain]

:3

[trim breach]

uwu

[fluid egret]

:3

hiiii guys I’m back

I lost in chess because I was playing bad

also because im a fool who plays the Leningrad Dutch and I didn’t study Staunton gambit theory

[tulip jasper]

otb?

oh yeah you kinda have to know all the gambits if ur gonna play dutch or else ur cooked

[light sonnet]

yo guys

can anyone help me get better at chess

if i get selected i would go for a national chess tournament for my school

[carmine carbon]

What up chattaroni and cheese

I was thinking of doing a short film

But idk how to end it

Like the plot is being stuck on the same floor in a building

Looping stairs and allat

[trim breach]

Dutch evil

[sinful canopy]

Any mods online that can help me

[fluid egret]

yea it was casual though, just chess club around my area

[fluid egret]

noooo

[faint sparrow]

https://www.facebook.com/share/1HgNQTNTtZ/?mibextid=wwXIfr

[fluid egret]

Hiiii

[earnest oriole]

ra

[faint sparrow]

@warped halo @analog aspen ig our Vietnamese ahh chess federation is a fraud afterall

[fluid egret]

ra Rasputin

[faint sparrow]

we should prison them and never let them work again, instead promote new one like Liem Le

[faint sparrow]

hey wsp Kermit!

[warped halo]

sounds like someone didn't have zalo

[fluid egret]

the sky

also I should learn an opening that not the Dutch

[faint sparrow]

not zalo, it’s abt FIDE, Vietnamese chess federation with its corruption

[faint sparrow]

yeah fr

[faint sparrow]

2 major dramas in less than a month

peaked Vietnamese chess 🙏

[warped halo]

mr president a second plane has struck

what a shithole

[mint dragon]

morning every one

[lapis sierra]

Hii

[idle elk]

ooops

[warm cliff]

Yes it's a collectors item but man the entire MF Doom instrumentals simply awesome

https://youtu.be/ouB5Dj2mvnU?si=On7szDPPivC-DR_j

[idle rain]

im having to teach my roommate to use soap when he cleans the toilet bowl

[mint dragon]

damm

[fluid egret]

faaahhhhh

was dude just rinsing 😭

[idle rain]

apparently, the same he did with the tub and sink

im cleaning up after a grown ass man it's kinda cwazy

older than me btw

[fluid egret]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dont-even-joke-lad-canukball-XocLGAOAkQoD5eiGj0

[analog aspen]

[fluid egret]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-epic-win-checkmate-dance-gif-17088961

[mint dragon]

man crypto scammers make me angry i am a bit in crypto

[bright wind]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sheldon-cooper-Wghm9HSvpkMSs

[bright wind]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PersonaJourney-checkmate-chess-strategy-hanacheckmate-xBbtsrEIMCF2cmi1x2

[idle rain]

thats so gross twin

[strong echo]

Oh naurrrr

[rotund brook]

https://lichess.org/Ei5TbhmR

[trim breach]

Meow

[normal plank]

||-# smol tyekst'||

[normal plank]

yes, it is ||true||

[normal plank]

it may also be found to be ||inspiring to some||

[normal plank]

||ok|| 👍

[normal plank]

do i agree with that? ||no||

[normal plank]

||👍||

[tribal grove]

why is it THINK when it all starts with I shouldn't it be IIIII?

[normal plank]

-# furthermore,
it is ||not|| disrespectful or rude to anyone ||in any way||.

[normal plank]

👍

[buoyant sky]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[normal plank]

YES! this is ABSOLUTELY true!

wait wrong message

[normal plank]

eh what did i want to say

crap i forgot

oh well

[winged field]

Chess is all about genetics

[fluid egret]

play the grob

[winged field]

I play the polish

[fluid egret]

good.

[idle rain]

i straight up can't even check this discord without seeing some racist shit

and atleast one dipshit trying to defend it

wilin on the timeline

[fluid egret]

What racist shit 😭

[idle rain]

look in #💬〡chess-talk

[fluid egret]

dude wtf

also, in ask Magnus channel too 💔

[winged field]

That’s what discord is about😭

[bitter bramble]

eh dont care

[idle rain]

discord is not "about" being racist

[bitter bramble]

yezz a messaging platform

[idle rain]

the mods should but they never do anything, and then 5 hours later I'll get the mute for being political meanwhile I'm trying to get them to mute the racist dude

[winged field]

I mean unfortunately since its anonymous and all people will say the wildest shi on it

[bitter bramble]

fair i got muted for swearing once

[idle rain]

dawg don't try to justify people being racist, it's unacceptable anywhere especially an international space that'll have muslims in it

[bitter bramble]

i mean its entertaining but this server arguements are full of bs

[winged field]

I didn’t mean to justify it, I was saying that this kind of stuff happens on discord extremely often, I guess I didn’t say it clearly

Yea I should’ve put it differently

[idle rain]

it does happen often but it happens more in some servers than others. The servers that it happens a lot in aren't ones I chat in or care to be in. And it's up to the mods to make sure that racism and bigotry in general aren't tolerated

shit I've been in discord servers where people would use the n word casually it was impossible to get the notion "Hey maybe we shouldn't be assholes" through to them and they were miserable both online and irl

[zinc prawn]

then be a discord mod

[winged field]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-4chan-reddit-gif-12469709983918782970 people that are in those servers be like

[idle rain]

separating yourself from casual hate and intolerance is good for the soul

yea pretty much. they would do face reveals and it was rough

[zinc prawn]

bro is new

[idle rain]

i think that hate genuinely makes you uglier

cortisol levels too high constantly being mad at brown people or smth

[winged field]

But I look so mysterious without trusted role🐺

[zinc prawn]

why u mad at brown people?

[zinc prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/peppa-pig-meme-peppa-pig-sigma-face-george-pig-pig-gif-5140080418325330501

[winged field]

I always wondered, does she have 4 eyes since she always shows 2 on the left side and 2 on the right side?

[zinc prawn]

wdym?

[winged field]

Well, correct me if I’m wrong but she always shows only half of her face, and that half always has 2 eyes, regardless if it’s the left or right side

So that means she had 2 eyes on the left and 2 eyes on the right?

[native yoke]

i thoight its a bouy

[idle rain]

peppa pig is a girl

[winged field]

Search “peppa pig 4 eyes”

[native yoke]

i thought youse talking abt georgie pig

[winged field]

Georgia pig also has 4 eyes

[idle rain]

I don't really know Peppa pig lore tbh

my baby sister was a paw patrol kid

like I thought the dad pig was called daddy pig

like the Bernstein bears

[winged field]

Is he not?

[idle rain]

apparently not

[winged field]

“Daddy hog”

[bitter bramble]

isnt that ronaldos wife

[winged field]

What ronaldo??

[bitter bramble]

her name was georgia

[idle rain]

we got some Peppa pig fans in here

[winged field]

Idk man I just think they have 4 eyes

[bitter bramble]

im not a peppa pig fan everyone knows it

im gonna play rl

[idle rain]

I'm being told Peppa pig is pop culture by a toddler 💀

[winged field]

She’s the goat

[idle rain]

you wanna know something "everyone knows" as an adult? what Elvis's favourite sandwich was

not Peppa pig characters

[winged field]

What if he had ham in his sandwich?

And the ham was made from one of the pigs

[idle rain]

no he famously loves peanut butter banana bacon sandwiches I misremembered lol

but he loved them to the point of dying on them

[winged field]

Bacon!

That’s pork

[idle rain]

I guess

[winged field]

They should ban him since this is not a question

[idle rain]

<@&745328830649991179>

[winged field]

Wasting Magnus’s time

[idle rain]

pisses me off it takes <@&745328830649991179> s like 4 hours to respond, and I bet I'm gonna catch a mute too

[idle rain]

i like how you can tell the gif would be racist without ever seeing it just by the url

[idle rain]

<@&745328830649991179> don't forget about this one, and how he tried to double down in #💬〡chess-talk message

[winged field]

How long has it been since he started

[idle rain]

i guess like an hour

[carmine burrow]

You know how I respect the art of life.

You know how it be when you respectfully.

[buoyant sky]

W trash

[buoyant sky]

@winged field

What is chess

[winged field]

Cheese with an S instead of the E in the end

And one less E in the middle

[buoyant sky]

What is hate

[winged field]

Hate is an intense, deep-rooted emotion of extreme dislike, aversion, or hostility. Often described as the opposite of love, it is typically fueled by anger, disgust, or contempt and can manifest as a desire to harm, diminish, or eliminate the object of the hatred.

[buoyant sky]

If you love them why did you start to hate them after it's over?

[winged field]

Cause I got bored

[buoyant sky]

But if you were bored from the beginning then why were you in love?

[winged field]

I wasn’t bored In the beggining

[bright wind]

[buoyant sky]

Then what were you in?

[round cloud]

[winged field]

High

[buoyant sky]

High on what?

[winged field]

I don’t remember

[buoyant sky]

Then why do you keep thinking about her at 3 am while staring at a wall.

[winged field]

Who???

[buoyant sky]

Yes you.

[winged field]

No I mean who is “she”?

[buoyant sky]

Someone who you keep thinking about

[winged field]

I think about a lot of people, I don’t know which of them you’re referring to

[buoyant sky]

Her, there was only one who you kept thinking about

And still you have that lingering pain

That pain of not doing the right thing

[winged field]

https://tenor.com/view/meinjapan-me-in-japan-depression-sad-reaction-gif-879959200157646356

[rocky cloak]

So like every single word in this server is censored
It takes like 10 minutes to send a single txt here XD

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/head-bop-good-vibes-vibes-vibing-chill-guy-gif-15626491521296335861

[winged field]

Im not Socrates

[winged field]

She is related to Socrates and I am not Socrates

I am Freddy Fazbear

[rancid plank]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/168757736348

[undone shadow]

ibrahim399 (458) vs. Nordking123000 (429)

Move List

1. c4 d6 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. e4 Nc6 4. d3 e6 5. Be2 Be7 6. Nf3 O-O 7. O-O e5 8. Nd5 Nxd5 9. cxd5 Nd4 10. Nxd4 exd4 11. Bf4 Bf6 12. Bg4 Bxg4 13. Qxg4 c6 14. Rae1 cxd5 15. exd5 b6 16. Qg3 Be7 17. Rxe7 Qxe7 18. Bxd6 Qe2 19. Bxf8 Rxf8 20. h3 Qxb2 21. Qc7 a5 22. d6 Qa3 23. d7 Qxd3 24. d8=Q Qe2 25. Qxf8+ Kxf8 26. Qc8+ Qe8 27. Qxe8+ Kxe8 28. Re1+ Kf8 29. Rd1 b5 30. Rxd4 Ke7 31. Rd5 Ke6 32. Rxb5 f6 33. Rxa5 g5 34. Rb5 h5 35. a4 Kd6 36. a5 Kc6 37. Rf5 

[idle rain]

lmao what are you trying to say

i just want my g word back

im not a henchman, or a bruiser

[tribal grove]

i know what you mean i just want to be able to type femboys without the s

tomboy is fine but fem isn't

[idle rain]

maybe it's subliminal? more femboys is better than one?

[half finch]

Good nights

[obsidian merlin]

Quit chess

[obtuse pawn]

Hello, im very sorry if i violate the rules but im here to collect football fans dm if you are

[civic gull]

no

[obsidian merlin]

Ok

[bitter bramble]

pings go away

[normal storm]

Hello

I’m new here

[night ridge]

Guys please suggest me a channel for Italian as Black

[sour comet]

i got gundu

[solar ether]

Hello

[hybrid turret]

hi, welcome to server

[idle elk]

Still showing 1397

[obtuse pawn]

Hello, im very sorry if i violate the rules but im here to collect football fans dm if you are

[unkempt fern]

how can i get the gm icon?

[bright wind]

Go into the edit profile and select server tag

[unkempt fern]

i cant find it 💔

[spark adder]

Are u on mobile ?

[unkempt fern]

sure

[spark adder]

Exit this server menu at bottom you will find you profile click (telling ur name "something") on that there will be edit profile click on that scroll down a little you will see server tag click on that and scroll down you will see GM

@unkempt fern

[unkempt fern]

omg thanks brooo

🌹🌹

[spark adder]

Your welcome

I like to help people as a cat

[unkempt fern]

theres a woman whos prop trying to scam me

asking me about my wallet addres for the gm

[spark adder]

Oh wait one sec il brb

[unkempt fern]

lol

[spark adder]

You should have gave it to me

[unkempt fern]

what why?

[spark adder]

To become frds >_<

[unkempt fern]

i dont even have a wallet i am 14

[spark adder]

I am also 14

[unkempt fern]

thats ok because i am 15

[spark adder]

Btw you should coach me and I am 15 this june

[unkempt fern]

whats ur rating?

👀

[spark adder]

Almost 900 I was 972

[unkempt fern]

well at this level, dont waste ur important time on studying openings, just learn one for white, and two with the black pieces one for e4 and the other one for d4, and ofcourse u dont memoraize all the lines, u learn and play and eventually lose so u gain experience, know logic like develop pieces and castle as soon as possiple, so if ur opponent played an opening u dont know u can responde correctly

so at this level u focus at being decent at ur opening and ur tactics

[spark adder]

Thank u sor

[unkempt fern]

u will be like this until 1500 and only then u will need to study strategy maybe at 1700

[unkempt fern]

wlcm

[merry bobcat]

There are people in the world

[gaunt scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/67-gif-8575841764206736991

[quick totem]

Does anyone hav advice for YouTube?

[faint lagoon]

Record video, upload, get likes, profit and repeat

[jagged tundra]

Hello

[bright wind]

Hello nopqrst

[buoyant sky]

@jagged tundra nopqrstuvwxyz

[quick totem]

uvwxyz now I know my abc

[cyan abyss]

Have anyone watched Marnie?

[jaunty reef]

Hlo just trying to make friends(any elo)

[marsh plaza]

Hi

[gaunt scroll]

hi

[quick totem]

Bye

[gaunt scroll]

?

[normal plank]

ok this isn't chess related

it's Minecraft stuff

but why did all my villagers disappear after i went for a voyage across hundreds of blocks with my pets?

[timber plume]

bro chess aint that hard

[remote crane]

anyonewant help improving

[desert oxide]

Chess

Is just

Another

Thing

To run

Away

[fluid egret]

truth.

but you sound like you need a hug 🫂

[desert walrus]

Have you tried putting your life in rice?

[merry bobcat]

People used to live on earth before

Still do

[desert oxide]

Earth wont last long its on last chapter

[trim breach]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-hug-comfort-girls-yuruyuri-gif-10536907888109563122

[merry bobcat]

Meh whatever jesus coming back 23 july 2033 anyway

[warped pelican]

But he isn’t real

[stone tree]

1 v 1 anyone?

[mystic jetty]

Hi

[faint lagoon]

Gothamchess is more likely to become GM than Jesus coming back

[brisk breach]

he can be

[warped pelican]

Was he a person yeah, was he the son of god nah

[faint lagoon]

More of a prophet to some

[brisk breach]

why would you believe in god but not jesus

[warped pelican]

I don’t believe in god

[brisk breach]

ahh that’s nice

[quick totem]

Hello everyone, fill in the blank: 14%/7% = ___%

[upbeat viper]

200%

[desert walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/self-control-type-bark-woof-gif-9489710035771535173

[desert walrus]

2

[winged field]

67

[half finch]

Jajajaja

[cunning forum]

Can you be titled in daily chess

[tulip jasper]

dos

[cyan bronze]

20?

[winged field]

I accidentally ate myself

[pulsar delta]

I gambled like a week ago so I could get a better cs knife and add my old knife onto it but I want gloves and idk if it’s worth risking

Lowkey ill prob just buy them later since they aren’t crazy expensive

[gaunt scroll]

how much did that set u back

[pulsar delta]

This is like $600 or so

I had a shitty knife and I would do money+skins but idk who does that so I just gambled

I turned like $70 into $350 and the other knife jumps on top

[gaunt scroll]

dayum

[pulsar delta]

I had a sniper skin go from $10 to $50 and I figured that was worth the coinflip and that’s how I got the first knife

[reef cave]

i jus did an ace lmao

[winged field]

Oh yea it looks really nice when you have black and white gloves and a Doppler/gamma Doppler knife

Could also look cool with nocts gloves

[buoyant sky]

@winged field

[winged field]

Whaaaaat

[buoyant sky]

Why is it that you are still fighting that pain?

[desert walrus]

U har it so good

[winged field]

No pain no gain lil bro

[buoyant sky]

Love is mutual if you don't even approach what is that?

[pulsar delta]

Ye lowkey I thought there were more glove choices but I think these look best and they’re relatively cheap

[buoyant sky]

@winged field stop procrastinating

[buoyant sky]

Just tell her that you loved her

@winged field !!

[winged field]

Will u leave me alone🥺

[buoyant sky]

No.

Not until you stop staring at that wall

Sometimes you have to stand up

[winged field]

I’ll do anything

[buoyant sky]

Sometimes you have to do what's wrong

Then DO IT

What are you waiting for

[winged field]

I’ll do anything

[buoyant sky]

Do it then.

Tell her that you loved her but now she means nothing

[winged field]

Right away boss

[buoyant sky]

Good.

[winged field]

@buoyant sky now it’s your turn

Tell them what you did.

They have to know the truth

[buoyant sky]

I did.

I did long ago

[winged field]

Not them, THEM.

You know who I mean

[buoyant sky]

They were them before

[winged field]

Don’t lie

[buoyant sky]

No lies

[winged field]

You can’t hide from them forever

[buoyant sky]

True

If you run away from love

[winged field]

Face them like a man

[buoyant sky]

Love would run away from you

[buoyant sky]

I did.

I did what was wrong

It wasn't worth it

It was worth a while

But then it was useless

[winged field]

Then why are you still staring at the ceiling

If you really told them everything you’ve done, you wouldn’t stare at the ceiling anymore

I know you’re staring at it

And it stares back.

[buoyant sky]

Cuz I'm listening to "the winner takes it all" by abba and thinking about that blunder I made at 5:32 playing as white.

[winged field]

That’s not the reason, and you know it

[buoyant sky]

No

[winged field]

Don’t lie to yourself

[buoyant sky]

That's not how it works

[winged field]

It is

You can’t run away from the truth

[buoyant sky]

True

[winged field]

Think about what Julia would say

[buoyant sky]

We think that we can do it but we are scared of that

[winged field]

You need to quit hiding from the truth

[buoyant sky]

Bro wtf @buoyant pike he knows her name

[buoyant pike]

Dude she's not your she's mine

[buoyant sky]

She was ours.

[buoyant pike]

✌️

[winged field]

She loved you both

But now she isn’t with us

And you have to move on

[buoyant sky]

She loves him.

[winged field]

She is lying to you

[buoyant pike]

@winged field delete

[winged field]

It is lying to you

It is not Julia

[buoyant sky]

Who knows

[winged field]

I do.

Do not trust her

[buoyant sky]

Good for you 😹

[buoyant sky]

Girls vs man ahh statement

[pine frigate]

what's even going on in here? 😭

[winged field]

Charles, focus

It is not the Julia you know

Do not make her suspicious

She must not know that you know who she really is

[buoyant sky]

Shes pregnant now

[buoyant sky]

You don't need to watch this chilli

[winged field]

That’s really bad

[pine frigate]

🥀

[buoyant sky]

Bro ngl

[winged field]

When she gives birth, you are doomed

[buoyant sky]

You should focus on yourself

[winged field]

I am beyond saving

[buoyant sky]

Im someone

But not that one

[random forge]

wth is wrong with you people?

[buoyant sky]

Get out cath @pine frigate is gone too

[random forge]

i shouldnt have
it's not my time to get bullied again

[pine frigate]

just don't ping me for this again 😭

[buoyant sky]

You should leave

[random forge]

yh

[buoyant sky]

Ok chilli

[winged field]

Look, what you need to do is write a note

[buoyant sky]

Good

[buoyant sky]

No what you need is to talk to HER

You need to finish your business first before coming to mine

Thats how this works

[merry bobcat]

🪆

[buoyant sky]

Get out

[winged field]

I have already

[buoyant sky]

Show proof

[winged field]

I can’t

[buoyant sky]

"I try to be perfect but neither im perfect nor im abysmal"

[winged field]

Look, whatever you do, just don’t let her touch you

If she touches you, you’re doomed

[buoyant sky]

"I'm someone but not that one"

[buoyant sky]

How so

[buoyant sky]

Why so

[winged field]

No perms💔