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Most sane person in this server
Nah I am
h-h-hi
Why the stutter
cause its my first time talking
dog it’s text not irl
i was using text to speech
Hi
hey rat
I can't right now, I usually only play with Russians
umm why russians
I love your (about me)

oh 😭
Because they only gamble once
like russian roulette?
Congratulations
W brawl
star!

I’ve never had a brilliant
@edgy coyote?
anyone wanna rate 2nd beat i made? 🙃
Anyone wanna play quick chess match dm ♟️
@scarlet beacon u need a carry
@nocturne elk ambatublunder ow shi
Lmao u found the full version
What
Anyone wanna play some chess I have a tournament ready for you all
y'know, I think people cope by saying "It's reptilians!" "It's aliens!" "It's clones!" cause they can't imagine that real genuine humans can be so catastrophically evil. they think it couldn't possibly be humans that are eating babies, removing teeth from childrens mouths, and facilitating a global human trafficking ring to satisfy the most deviant and maladjusted desires anyone could possibly have
Yah you are a reptile also 😊
Rate my pfp
Idk
Why do they look like people who dies in the first half of the horror film
@nocturne elk
0/10 ragebait
Find the best move
saving lives is cool
😭😭💔 why did you break my heart
Yess it's very cool 🥰
Rxb7
America dropping 1 million (low estimate) to destroy 50,000$ (high estimate) Iranian drones is just, 
plus America can only make 14 missiles a year, while Iran can pump out 1 drone a day
the most relatable thing about trump is that when he hears a unique name he likes to say it in a funny voice
who here sends
Avoid poltics please
im going to go postal if i get told to avoid politics one more time meanwhile my brothers and sisters are being murderered for the sake of money
you can talk about it elsewhere, this just isnt the place
Me being a 200 elo player and getting ranked with a 2000 when playing a tournament
You win?
WE won
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♚ ♛ ♜ ♝ ♞ ♟
♔ ♕ ♖ ♗ ♘ ♙
Any multilingual people here?
me
Morning
why is the thing getting bigger
uhh lemme count
so im fluent in 2 languages and am currently learning 1
kinda little heh
Oh, I speak 4 languages and I am learning two of them, japanese and german
what language r u speaking?
or learning to speqk
lol, guess I speak chess then, ♔♞ ♕♗♙♙♘♖ ♜♟♝♚♞♟♖
hi i like ruy lopez much
this u say
Hello
Gm
Guess what
Half the players hate the Ruy Lopez
The ones who play with black
But honestly, too much theory to remember
oke and? thats their thing, i love ruy lopez
what to do so i can have the permission to speak at vc
you should have permission already if you're connected i think
weird it still locked
you're not server muted so theres probs something wrong with your mic or discord settings
i rejoinee vc and it's fixed ty
vro my colleague is sht
Tagged
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Anyone wanna connect to learn and improve together?
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What pieces are better?
Left one better
Dm
<@&745328830649991179> self promotion.
tha'ts a sacammer bro
It’s over
Anyone up for chess match
What's ur elo?
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can we cuss in here?
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depends honestly, 50 v 5000
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I beat Nine Circles and I've been trying to get Bloodbath to atleast 15%
That was almost 3 years ago though, doubt I can make a recovery
Magnus Carlsen says: "If you are above +400 Elo, that's something to not be ashamed of."
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I know how the pieces move is just certain fundamentals I tend to forget
rapid
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anyone wanna play a chill game of rapid?
Is there an afterlife?
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I tried viewing the betelgeuse on the orion. Seems like the light i see was emitted during the "bubonic plague of the 14th century"
Yes
No
Avoid religion topic
Trust me bro, I'm higher rated
This isnt religious
It's in the rules
Oooooh....mmmhhm....idk dude
If he existed he would have helped you that time you needed him
600 🔥
If u are talking about Him, He did
I believe Hell and Heaven existed. And people go there based on what you did / believed when you are alive.
That's all i can say about "afterlife"
I believe it doesn't and people made it up to get people to behave and because they were afraid of the definiteness of death
No bro, he didn't
How do u know?
You know it, deep down you know he didn't
Deep down I know He did
Well now I'm at a loss
Hey. Do you wanna talk about this more in dms? Or just continue with your day?
I'm alright, don't seek spiritual advise on the internet bro
Ye its alright. Have a blessed day ❤️
Hey, so im new to chess and i wanted to play with someone who might know a thing or two if anybody is down.
Just trying to get into it, im brand new and only played around 10 games total EVER (Yes, irl also). Dm me!
bro wth u mean
sure i can coach u 😄
And me too
Bro has ronaldo pfp so bro gotta be 3800
anywan up for a round im bad so ;-;
Dude
yea
ur cooked
We all playing the London against Las torres avanzan sigilosamente
Blunder
@analog aspen somehow only the third best U11 in the country
Xuan Phuong and Hoang Quan:
✌️
🥀
he’s also from like Pleiku jesus
Bro we got the trio lmao
Hoang Quan came from down south, Phuong is from Hanoi and bro came from the central higlands
@warped halo
We just need one from the west now
Imma wait for a chess prodigy in Sapa LOL
Pham Han Nam in France:
fdym he’s CM at 9
What the frick
Wait Luca is also only 9
mf missed out by days 💀
Lmao
he also wasn’t younger than Ethan Pang when he got CM idk how
probably born in January
Still though, mf is 2200 🥀
Why tf are we exporting so many talents
don’t talk about that you’re gonna give me a stroke with the jealousy
life is unfair
remember that one kid who was unrated won a tournament and became WCM
yeah I kinda need that
Fair enough
more reasons why we should remove CM titles
real
Anyways Khuong Duy is choking his GM norm over in Russia
What can I say
A V E R A G E
he only has one GM norm for now right I haven’t been catching up
yeah he has had SO MANY CLOSE CALLS
I'm gonna get an aneurysm if he doesn't become a GM by 16 istg this is driving me mad
If he can't then our next "golden generation" is cooked
“golden generation” holy glaze
Got to work with what we have available, ig.
tbf it feels unreasonable to expect them to be GM rn but like still
Does Gia Huy and Gia Phuc have GM norms yet?
I didn’t know Gia Huy had a GM norm tbh
or wait does he idk
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I know that Gia Phuc has at least one
I don’t think he has one?
Gia Huy not Gia Phuc
I don’t follow Gia Phuc like at all
who even knows atp
Ok Gia Huy has a norm
I forgot he had one at one of those norm tournaments in Vietnam
Gia Phuc has two how the fck
Still, until our talents pull these kinda breakthroughs, I'm not gonna be optimistic
Just gotta lock tf in man 
(Mf actually went 8.5/9 💀)
😭
Speaking of that have you seen the sorcery Jorden van Foreest has been pulling recently
+40 elo in the past month as a super GM 💀
😭
Late bloomer like Bluebaum as well
Pretty sure Jorden was class sooner though
He's been prevalent for like 5 or so years now I'm pretty sure
Is 26 even late bloomer though?
Only got his first breakthrough way above 2700 though
Like I feel like 26 is not even that old for chess
Cuz it's not, but kids like Mishra, Erdogmus, Roman Shogzhiev and Oro has spoiled it for us all
Yeah
early 30s
Hikaru's nearing 40, he's the one aging.
Hikaru is a special case, near 40 and also near his peak rating
Just be like Magnus and Anand
And play like twice a year
Or be Kasparov and go into politics 
how so?
I have a grudge with chess players into politics
A certain Emil:
coughs coughs Karja- coughs coughs
imagine hikaru gained +2 from beating u online cuz u were super weak and he just farmed that
thats what he does otb too
But Kasparov is in the good side of politics 
Is Emil even in politics?
he goes to like lower level tournaments to play ppl to gain that small rating
His statements should be considered political yes
Cuz they're HOT ASS
Emil is doing a phenomenal job as a CEO tbh
Honestly I haven't seen that over the board, tho I've been away from chess for a year so maybe it happened last year? I doubt it tho
As CEO you speak about your company’s politics and get shit on
I'm not talking about the chess.com CEO
idk how long hes been doing it
Like I thoroughly believe Emil speaks just to get shit on and attention on Twitter
Oh nvm you know who I'm talking abt
I know but most CEOs are just spokepersons
Of course I know who Emil Sutovsky is
All attention is good attention ahhh
ok anyways here's a little fun fact, Nodirbek Abdusattorov is only in his early 20s. This is what we get with these huge prodigies tbh, they've played at the top level for so long yet has so many years ahead of them in the most competitive field in probably ever
And I believe that becoming a GM in chess isn't going to be something that is rarely seen anymore with the upcoming generation
Do you think the Super Grandmaster title should be officiallized
Or at least something above that
prolly not name it that 😭
Even FIDE recognizes there is a significant skill gap between random 2500s and 2650+
If there are multiple instances of U16 ppl getting above 2700 at the same time, yes. The bar has become too low.
Is there only like two or three?
Ik Wei Yi was one Yagiz is approaching
When you know these ppl aren't normal, the GM title is inadequate. I'm stating a hypothetical future scenario
I feel like there absolutely should be sometjing for the 2650+
We call them top grandmasters but even that feels meh
“Legend”
Ur a Minecraft speed runner?
In the sense that I play it yes
Sometimes I think chess is comparable to a really messy movie cast with zero age limit. All the established stars are talking among themselves while the older guys just sit around, and THEN the little kids appear out of nowhere and say they're part of the club 😭
Actually accurate though
Like how tf do we include a 15 year old Erdogmus in a bunch of ppl twice his age in celebrations? Mf be drinking Coca Cola while sitting with ppl chugging vodka, wine and tequlla 😭
Oh that's pretty cool
It also must feel isolating for the kid tbh
But like I’m not gonna dive into moral stuffs
It’s just funny how we got a bunch of grown-ass mfs and then a babyface kid
Hey, at least he still got parents to bail himself out.
Perks
Returning to van Foreest
hey guys
old screenshot but god damn
im gonna read all the messages now
Abdu getting a +27 holy shit
JD, nice analogy
London classics done saved bro from his atrocious loss
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING WITH KEYMER
HOWW

this candidates is gonna be interesting tbh
the Candidates Ding was in was the most boring one ever tbh
Because it wasn't really a fight, Abasov got beat around by the rest of the group
I still can’t get over the fact we don’t have Abdu but we have Sindarov, we don’t have Keymer but we have Bluebaum
Good boy
Do you think Bluebaum or Sindarov will like be the next Abasov
Maybe Bluebaum but Sindarov's been cooking
@analog aspen any comments?
One sentence: Get a life 😭
copium
I barely did 20 tests worth of questions and got 1500 😭
400 is insane considering each practice test is 2 hours long at least
That's nearly a month and a half spent on TESTS
Woah woah hold it right there.

Thank you.
wait holy shit it's actually true
well I guess you can achieve anything by brute forcing it
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are you are you...🎶🎶
Heyyyyy 🙂
@nocturne elk
@tribal silo
Play @lyric pike
<t:1772687208:R>
what is bro
r u seeing this timer too
No
cap
<t:1772687208:R>
did u see the vc status
No
No
how is that the rock
chess.com membership?
Yes
how long have you been waiting
Tryna find a serious chess study partner preferably in new york time zons im 1100 rn
Dm if interested
@tribal silo
Hi
No
Hi
No
Ight
this is the given solution
i dunno if im tripping but im not seeing anything wrong with my solution 😭
Uhhh you got dx/(1+x)=d(theta) but there is no dx/1+x in the original question
I dont have pic perms but you should get theta and not e^theta in your second step
Imo there should be theta × e^theta
You did so many things wrong with the first step in your solution
but like if we bring log to the other side it should be etheta no
You subbed log(1+x)= theta and the numerator is log(1+x)
yes
then 1+x should be e^theta no
And log e^(theta)= theta
He puut log(1+x)= e^theta
no
That's wrong
..in the numerator
o
Ok in the left top part you wrote e^theta in numerator
ye instead of dx i wrote e^theta dtheta
o
Did you get what's wrong
If ur doing for boards or jee I guess trigonometric substitution is easier
Here is what you do I guess, log (1+x)= y (im not typing theta)
1/1+x (dx)= dy
1+x= e^y
dx= e^y dy
x^2= (e^y-1)^2
so the overall equation youu you get is int (y(e^y))/ (1+(e^(y) -1)^2)
Might be scuffed icl
But either way juust look at the solution and remember it, do trig subs
oh ye
ye its trig subs
Woah wth
Are y'all doin meth
ye
that's the simplest eq for jee
Hello guys I am new here! What's going on
wsg
I have a easy math problem for you
Im not good at maths
I am 18. And my mom still flexes to other people about my involvement in the gym
Or anything else in fact
To people my age. There's 0 reason to this
And it's detrimental to my status
As a humble human being
Does 2200 rating on lichess puzzles mean anything
it means you’re 2200 in lichess puzzles
What about rapid
nothing really
you should know about basic tactics and such
but nothing definitive i believe
Hi everyone. I am a high school chess player, I started building a small project called ChessTrack, focused on post-game reflection and mistake tracking. I built a short feedback form to see if you guys think this would actually help you before I build it.
I would really appreciate honest feedback from all the great players here.
Google sign-up form:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScJKzw2sCCpvmbYemkyxBHkeZCusMQkxeTFvyPkAzTVeuSscg/viewform
Website:
https://chesstrack-5pxyiur.gamma.site/
Thank you for taking a look.
If I was the moon, would you still look for the stars?
Beo pfp look like this
I saw the anwer
its an Apple, Banana and pinapple each are 80+ digit number
It is obvious that when
a = 154476802108746166441951315019919837485664325669565431700026634898253202035277999
b = 36875131794129999827197811565225474825492979968971970996283137471637224634055579
c = 4373612677928697257861252602371390152816537558161613618621437993378423467772036
that equation holds and equal to 4
What is blud blubbering abt
Dr House, if many of you were present in one place, would it be called a village?
Mouse mice
House hice
Wait mayhaps I have typed my complaints in the wrong server
use of ai for something so stupid
What about answering my question. And if the answer is yes, does that mean house evolves to town?
damn
yep, it start spitting syllables i can't handle
No it would be called Houses. Or a hotel with no refunds
Because people would use me
Payment would be Vicodin
You mean nicotine?
Woah! That would benefit too much
Ai cant even solve it...
Thats how good AI is
hihi
vro
I got 81 iq on the mensa
nice car
Maybe next life I'll be born with better genetics 🧬
i think i failed mine
Where can I find a local girl all alone?
^
vro dis true?
Yo
yo
wsgg
Chat I need yalls help
i have been looking for a nice pair of jeans but I havent been able to find any, I saw a lot of people saying levis 512 or 517 bootcut, but on all the pictures of levis they look just bad
They're just jeans bro
because women treat me like a subhuman
you're in the wrong place to ask about jeans
rated 10min rapid anyone up??
Bored asf
read a book
Wtf that's my hobby
U do magic or something
How did u know...
uhhhh i know a couple card tricks
Ima take ur advice and read book ig
Which one tho?
uh what kind do you want? low rise, mid rise, high rise? it depends on your body type too; if you're a women, baggy, straight, flared, and so
Huh i thought u just left while writeing somthing
Cause it took u so long
mhm I was thinking
Hi
I am currently competing in the Île-de-France chess championship for under-20s.
hihi
mozarella sticks or crumbed camembert guys im ordering in
moz sticks
I'm sick and tired of pretending Nintendo games are good and made with love. breath of the wild was the last good Nintendo game, totk is a worse DLC that's still priced 120$. https://youtu.be/N6ItHO9HMfw
https://www.twitch.tv/itsxanderj
This is the first video essay I've ever made, It's been my passion project since this games release. Let's just say I have some strong opinions... This game get's more WAY appreciation than it's worth. The BEST parts of this game have been striped away by Nintendo. There's hardly anything leftover. Thank you so m...
Hey chat
What’s the best mouse for playing chess? What mouse do popular streamers use for chess?
sucks for people who can’t afford it.
I bought every Nintendo game for years, only recently do I feel like I've had a revelation and realized dropping 100$ on games is stupid
Nintendo games are pwetty sure, but they're soulless and not fun, they abandon good things from games past and iterate in the dumb stuff
I’ve always been a Nintendo fan, but recently i’ve moved to Playstation.
But hopefully the new Pokémon game can redeem.
I hate all AAA game companies. I've spent hundreds of hours in games that cost 10-20 dollars, but find myself becoming disillusioned more and more with expensive big budget games
it won't, I promise. the same way elder scrolls 6 will be a flop, the same way divinity will flop
I'm letting GTA 6 be my final chance for AAA to impress me
otherwise I'm foregoing corpo slop for the rest of my life
Don’t diss my elder scrolls like that fam 😔
It’s gonna be trash.
play morrowind, learn what they took from you
every elder scrolls game has been worse than the last since morrowind
oblivion was worse than morrowind, Skyrim was worse than oblivion
and they still sold it to you 10 times
with 3 remakes
Morrowind is good, i’m just religious
honestly any mouse will get you to 1500 easily, as long as you play at that level. i use touchscreen, which is considered worse, but im at 1700 rn
between kingdom come, hollow Knight, ultrakill, I've spent HUNDREDS of hours in them, all for less than 100$. meanwhile the last 120$ game I bought I struggled to find motivation to continue it past 12 hours
Which Skyrim tho.
Silksong and hollow night, I have some unholy hours.
I think you should js be carful buying games lol.
no, big corporations do not make good games. perhaps once in a generation a hit is released. but it's been like a decade since their games have been good
I just wonder about comfortability not the possibility to improve my rating, actually I play with my Mac’s touchpad but it’s getting overly inconvenient for me
Wym big corporations?
Ohh smh
I can argue with that, almost all pre 2015 games have been peak.
Big games by that.
i genuinely wanna know... nobody still thinks that women are worse at chess, do they?
vro there is no gender in chess
you win by checkmating
vro why gender matters
the only thing that matters
is if you win or not
anyeone can play chess vro
just win
dont smoke! smoking will ruin ur life
thats not at all what im talking about
https://on.soundcloud.com/MnB1JMSobvaSH8Ud94 bad word warning
hi
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Yoo what's up guys
it's pretty bad a dystopic near-future conflict between corporations, governments, and the PMCs fighting for both sides is literally more hopeful for the civilians than real life is. the PMCs understand the civilians are innocents in a conflict they don't even care about, meanwhile real life civilians are treated as armed combatants, even if they're little girls in school

truth social is literally a social media i would imagine some fahrenheit (i forget the number, 231?) type shit
i never thought about that before
no clue what you mean but ok
the book, fahrenheit is set in a fascist future where truth is told to you
sounds similar to 1984 by oswell
i mean it's the same genre
but where 1984 was in the future for the 40s, fahrenheit is the future for the 2000s
but theyre all startlingly close to reality
Hola, quise copiar mi mensaje traducido y no se activa la opción de copiar/pegar.
si
pov: you're trump in US congress advocating to continue the war 
thats literally how i imagine politicians
chauvinistic jacks who believe throwing lives into the life ender is badass
Hello, which channel can I use to ask a question to the chess.com administrators? Thank you
it's pretty sad really, lives are lost on all sides but who cares as long as the top politicians and diplomats can stay far away from the frontlines
I genuinely hate this stupid cloud
are you like 13 and thats a parental lock to prevent you from spending your entire day brain melting on tiktok?
Hello guys sorry if i hinder anybody but i asked for a refund on the diamond membership that the support team accepted the 18 february but i still did not receive anything do you know who i can contact for this please ?
Pawicep curls
For good forepaws
Well, .. support
already contacted yesterday no answer
Wait a bit longer
Weekend incoming can't expect an answer before Monday
well ok thanks nonetheless
off topic?
Folks, does anyone know whether I can map any buttons to these ones on the back on Nintendo?
Hi
Hello
you're looking for modifiability in a nintendo product?
It's not a Nintendo product, I'm just asking whether it's possible to map the buttons to those ones or not
i need you to rephrase that i dont understand
So, I have those 4 buttons on the back of the controller, but they don't show up in the button remap menu, so I'm asking whether there's a way I can remap any buttons to those ones
if you're trying to get a third party controller to be moddable with a switch you're going to be sad
Why sad lol, you can find them. I have one myself.
https://meet.google.com/ycj-wgnn-spx @everyone join this 10 15 IST
buns
i beat electrodynamix
hexagon force is so hard to beat man i hate the dual ball part
<@&745328830649991179> google invitation
Who wants to play a game
if the earth divides into 2 parts
will the lava float in the space?
6 7
people are so deranged.
Inside Job, netflix show, very good comedy based on conspiracy theories. Cancelled after 2 seasons because "Poor viewer retention and viewership on season 2" (they never advertised it). Netflix's policy is if a show has bad viewership after 30 days it gets canned.
People who can't comprehend a genuinely good show being cancelled due to shitty capitalist practices are trying to say it was cancelled because it "Got too close to the truth"
twin
Im making chess in the desmos graphing calculator. Currently i have about 4 hours in it.
Chessmos
kids are great
i mean its probably too early to decide rn but if i were a parent in the u.s. right now i def would not
Kids are 🧎🧎🧎
and im just really bad with kids
👀👀👀
U a girl
Damn
they just pmo especially when they don't follow basic directions (which is expected of them)
no im not
Are u even ningen
their kids tho gng
why not skibara
yeah ik its just that i just dont like being around kids
i can relate
tho its kinda just too much responsibility
Weird
Weird
how is that weird
its pretty weird
You dont know true love
dont you wanna ever have responsability?
bruh
alr then
nah its just that in my opinion the benefits of having kids dont feel enough to compensate for the responsibilities
like id rather spend that time and money on a creative hobby or smth
Are u human
hi chat
ye
Oo, interesting, nice to meet fellow seasians here
today is my birthday
Happy birthday to you!!
HBD
HAPPYYYY BIRTHDAYYY
happy birthday!!
finally unmuted 😭😭
yo guys how to talk in vc
@tight furnace
you need to connect your chess.com account to discord (type /connect in any text channel)
Why do ppl tht wanna be parents always force their opinions on others lol
Kids r annoying as heck
where can you advertise stuff
This is why ram costs five quintillion pesos
gas prices here has risen by 42% 
I don't like tarrasch defense
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<:profile:1016802308278976642> 𑂺゚𐠀𖣘꧁༺࿇𓆩棋༒聖༒史༒萊༒姆𓆪࿇༻꧂ ͏⩌ V ⩌ இдஇ (keynos)
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Name: 𑂺゚𐠀𖣘꧁༺࿇𓆩棋༒聖༒史༒萊༒姆𓆪࿇༻꧂ ͏⩌ V ⩌ இдஇ (keynos)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings
Rapid: 2008 (2050 peak)
Blitz: 1764 (1791 peak)
Bullet: 1535 (1629 peak)
退步了這麼多QQ
anyone wanna challenge me unrated
bro alr got banned
Guys I want you all to join the Republic of Gan!!!!!!
We will rise
Into a new generation
Where we rule!!!
@boreal cosmos hi mod can you help?
Folks, does anyone know how to game on android using a controller? (i.e. I need help with the app that I should use for that, not with connecting the controller)
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I am Rimuru Tempest indeed
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Hmmmmmmmm BTW i want to put some pictures here, how could I do that
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Ts guy is learning how to fly
I hate this guy
Who
Does anyone know where I can find a Russian Chess Com server?
Russian is hard for me to find, if you find one let me in too
I don’t believe there is on yet.
Anyone use the social side of chess.com?
males fr invented online video games so they have an excuse to spend all night talking to their friends on the phone
true
anyone wanna play ace attorney but real players against eachother
Yo any 500 elo player wanna play??
what's your username?
Enzo_7s
Lets play
ive been looking for some mid rise more bootcut type of jeans, sadly i still have a big behind and thighs as a man
<500 rated
my lil bro plays on my cc acc, I use lichess.
I only use cc for the social side
🙈
Btw why Ami facing ppl from 1000 in 300 elo
Ppl developing way too quick
Unlike me 😔
because the skill level is the same essentially
Idk bro I play with 600 elo bots and it's easy
But when it comes to player I struggle
Specialy of the weird openings
bots are not people....
heylo
🤔
Hi
xd
hi
Hi
Alright anyone wanna play
if you guys are interested in improving i am giving free lessons to under 18 year olds.(im 14) dm me if interested
Hi
hey
How are you
Never would've thought I'll say this sentence, but unfortunately I'm over 18
lmao np have a good one tho
Is Rocks stronger than Roger?
hi
:3
dedass
hihi
this cool tool to create your own 2d chess peices:
https://gank-2dchesspiecemaker.netlify.app/
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But have u ever kissed a frog?
Hey guys is there anyone who plays Roblox and likes chess? Cuz that me :p
hi lol
.
happy international womens' day, ladies. Thank y'all for being tolerant, caring, and for existing, without y'all this world couldn't function
tYEAHHH LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S GONNA GET A GIRL
vro thanks for
reminding me
i will call my gf
and tell her this
real chess player dont need gf, its enough that have queen on a board in every match
Hello
hello
@fresh wind how to get the trusted role?
Welcome

fixed
thanks
I like turtles
~snipe
I am missing the permissions needed to run that command: Embed Links, Attach Files
there is chess on roblox
if the earth divides into 2 parts
will the lava float in the space?
tpye shit me writing for my sister during March 8th
what do u think
idk it will float ig
no, because of the velocity existing in space, the lava would be divided into small chunks and then turn into asteriods or could turn into star dust which make fairies
ohk
you asked your sister to be your gf?
Im naming my firstborn son eren jeager guys is this a good idea

INDIA..!! INDIA..!!
Did your sister say yes?
Nvm
Wtf gng
no problem my guy
hahaha
I went outside with shirt and shorts even its 13°C outside 
another day another person looking for chess in off topic
Pooja what is this behaviour
pooja reminds me of that one stockfish opponent of eric😭 iykyk
Hi
Nope i don't, elaborate I'm interested
very famous cheater who played against eric hansen(chessbrah)
Oh i see
theres many yt videos about it on his channel
Oh, lol
Cheaters 🤮
ahe did
can i get a username of a person from this server?
my friend isnt revealing his user lol
i think i can make it
hello, how do you get over a heartbreak?
pills
eat
We are allowd to talk chess here btw
but yeah chess talk may be better
But for sure #💬〡improvement-talk is even better
It seems to be a merge of the perviously higher general chat and the now gone off topic
I was making a joke because people bitch about offtopic discussions being had in here like about other games or shows
In this channel?
yes
Strange
@rigid palm vro i think we cant
hang out anymore
i need to be aligned with
who i am and the direction
im going in right now
it was fun while it lasted
and i appreciate the time we shared
take care vro
vro 💔💔
wth is brent oil price
lolllll
@half wagon I have a question
<@&745328830649991179>
I have been in this communtiy for a long while, and was wondering how to apply to be chess.com staff
sorry for the pings btw, not trying to harass
What's your Chesscom account?
You can apply from here - https://www.chess.com/jobs
Hey guys im looking for people who want to play casual unrated games just for fun/practice lol
why the heck is my dms flooded with scam bots telling me i have nitro
Did you join any free nitro server or clicked any links💔😭
no bro
Okay then i have no clue, cuz those bots often appear when u join a free nitro server or clicked a random link
nah they js dmed me out of nowhere
i reportedd them for spam but they dont stop
blocc them
We can block bots, no? I remember
u think i didnt do that?
..So you have to block and report them everytime? Damn that feels like a part-time job😭
if they think im some dumb kid then bro
scams are only for the elderly to fall for 🤞
So I am better than half my school and that’s no exaggeration and I haven’t lost to anybody in a good while, I hop on Roblox to see what’s up and I see Roblox chess, so I go on it for shits and giggles and uhhh I lost…
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Whats your rating
around 600
Challenge me if you feel like.
Hello
just for girls -
"x = "aYbOcUd eAfRgEh iBjEkAlUm nBoCpDqErFsGtHuIvJ"
y = x[1::2]
z = y[::2]
print(z)"
copy-paste and ask output from chatgpt ,just output , jsut try once
why are you a likely spammer?
uhm ,becuase I AM
From chatgpt is hilarious
It doesnt even work




