yikes am I right
#💬〡general-off-topic
grim edge
grim edge
Yea I can type online but when it comes to actual conversation
wild idol
Yea I can type online but when it comes to actual conversation
I can relate lol
grim edge
chess is about the only thing i can talk about with enthusiasm but I end up getting to into it and then talking for hours on end not realizing the other person hasnt spoken at all and is completely checked out
My mother thinks im autism to the max
wild idol
chess is about the only thing i can talk about with enthusiasm but I end up gett...
At least u have a few people to talk to😭
wild idol
My mother thinks im autism to the max
lol
harsh spear
My mother thinks im autism to the max
Lmao
wild idol
well I talk to the people at my chess club every week
Okay, nice
grim edge
When i was in boot camp I struck up a conversation with a girl in my dorm while we were folding clothes and at first she seemed interested but then i ended up talking for 3 hours and she hadnt said a word
and then she said she never wanted to see a chess board ever again
😭
wild idol
and then she said she never wanted to see a chess board ever again
Yikes
grim edge
I get lost in the sauce
wild idol
Im tryna play an unrated game and ive been waiting for 5+ minutes
grim edge
with me?
wild idol
I js got paired. We can play after
dusk sparrow
<@668564499867107346> want to play?
yupp
dusk sparrow
remind me your username?
3X7RA
opal sable
errant mauve
how much elo do you all have
grim edge
wait lol im stupid
harsh spear
wait lol im stupid
Lmao
grim edge
i thought my bishop was a pawn
dusk sparrow
wait lol im stupid
xd its fine
errant mauve
i have 950
grim edge
i think my brain isnt working
harsh spear
how much elo do you all have
2100+ (still very trash)
grim edge
lol good game tho xd
dusk sparrow
good game ❤️
grim edge
you played much better having taken your time!!!
dusk sparrow
you played much better having taken your time!!!
thank you
grim edge
despite my non functioning brain 
vagrant ridge
2100+ (still very trash)
Then ur calling 90% of the world dogshit
harsh spear
@dusk sparrow remember me gng 🥀
errant mauve
<@668564499867107346> remember me gng 🥀
no
dusk sparrow
<@668564499867107346> remember me gng 🥀
hey, i think so xd
harsh spear
Then ur calling 90% of the world dogshit
2100+ online ain't hard
If my dumbahh can get it in a year then so can anyone ong
vagrant ridge
2100+ online ain't hard
Do you have an otb rating?
harsh spear
Do you have an otb rating?
Yeah. 1823 fide blitz
harsh spear
hey, i think so xd
Happy new year btw
vagrant ridge
Yeah. 1823 fide blitz
But how is 2k+ bad
dusk sparrow
Happy new year btw
and to uu
harsh spear
But how is 2k+ bad
Dude. 2ks are not hard to beat. They aren't Gods.
grim edge
I dont think anyone is bad, I think everyone is learning
vagrant ridge
Dude. 2ks are not hard to beat. They aren't Gods.
They are compared to me
harsh spear
I dont think anyone is bad, I think everyone is learning
Everyone is Trash except da Fish and Leela.
grim edge
thats a very negative way to think about it
harsh spear
They are compared to me
Eh you'll get there. Every master was a beginner once (by no means am I calling myself a master btw)
dusk sparrow
Eh you'll get there. Every master was a beginner once (by no means am I calling ...
sure you arnt lmaoo
harsh spear
thats a very negative way to think about it
Nah but it's true though. Engines rule over everyone in chess.
vagrant ridge
Eh you'll get there. Every master was a beginner once (by no means am I calling ...
Well see
harsh spear
sure you arnt lmaoo
I am not blud 😭. Though I have beaten titled players
grim edge
Nah but it's true though. Engines rule over everyone in chess.
i dont think the computers being better than people at something really means anything
because no duh
vagrant ridge
I am not blud 😭. Though I have beaten titled players
Like who
harsh spear
i dont think the computers being better than people at something really means an...
(I was joking btw incase you couldn't tell)
vagrant ridge
Is IM the lowest title?
dusk sparrow
I am not blud 😭. Though I have beaten titled players
truu
grim edge
(I was joking btw incase you couldn't tell)
ahhggg its so hard for me to tell 😭
i can never tell when people are joking
harsh spear
Like who
Uh in total 9 titled wins. 2 FMs,1 CM, 1 WCM, 5 NMs
Otb and online combined
dusk sparrow
Uh in total 9 titled wins. 2 FMs,1 CM, 1 WCM, 5 NMs
not like you was counting or anything xd
harsh spear
not like you was counting or anything xd
I was xd
grim edge
my supervisors always mess with me by telling to do something absurd and i take them seriously and they laugh at me
harsh spear
ahhggg its so hard for me to tell 😭
Eh nobody really takes online chess seriously unless you're around 2200-2400+ ig
dusk sparrow
Eh nobody really takes online chess seriously unless you're around 2200-2400+ ig
im just trying to get to 1000 xd
harsh spear
im just trying to get to 1000 xd
You can tbh. Not very hard. If my dumbahh can get 2100 then you can easily get to 1000
dusk sparrow
You can tbh. Not very hard. If my dumbahh can get 2100 then you can easily get t...
hopefully this year lol
grim edge
im just trying to get to 1000 xd
think about this, I just thought my bishop was a pawn and and im 2100 😛
dusk sparrow
think about this, I just thought my bishop was a pawn and and im 2100 😛
thats helpful xd
gives me hope
harsh spear
think about this, I just thought my bishop was a pawn and and im 2100 😛
Ts low-key real
grim edge
im glad my boundless stupidity gives someone hope
dusk sparrow
why do i have to win on mistakes though 😭
dusk sparrow
if your opponent didnt make mistakes then you wouldnt win
oh lmao
that would make sense yeah xd
harsh spear
why do i have to win on mistakes though 😭
The first blunder doesn't lose you or your opponent the game. It's always the one who makes the last blunder first.
grim edge
in my defense bishops do look like tall pawns
harsh spear
in my defense bishops do look like tall pawns
Get glasses my guy
grim edge
Get glasses my guy
I have glasses 😭
dusk sparrow
The first blunder doesn't lose you or your opponent the game. It's always the on...
sooo, when is our 2026 rematch? :3
harsh spear
sooo, when is our 2026 rematch? :3
Hmm maybe tmr if you want
harsh spear
I have glasses 😭
😭
dusk sparrow
Hmm maybe tmr if you want
yup could do lmk!
harsh spear
I once thought my rook was a queen
I slapped myself to snap myself awake
Sometimes I do really be tripping
grim edge
that has happened to me in classical tounrmanets before
ill be 20 minutes into thinking
dusk sparrow
honestly... maybe i can reach 2000💀
grim edge
and ill forget where everything is
dusk sparrow
I once thought my rook was a queen
expecially with this lmao
harsh spear
ill be 20 minutes into thinking
I low-key hallucinate at times and see ghosts. Like a supposed pawn being there even though it isn't there
grim edge
yea thats happened to me
harsh spear
yea thats happened to me
I feel so dumb afterwards lmao
grim edge
ill calculate a hole line as if theres a pawn there
and then i take a second look
and theres no pawn
harsh spear
Same 🥀
grim edge
one of the many reasons i dont like classical chess
harsh spear
one of the many reasons i dont like classical chess
Classical chess is only good if I'm the one winning.
My best win in it was 1700 fide
harsh spear
Rapid is the best and bullet is the most fun
Bullet ain't real chess (i get flagged in 2+1)
harsh spear
nah bullet online is stupid
Otb bullet is much more fun ngl
Online bullet is depressing.
People spam thousands of games
grim edge
gross
grim edge
im miss when life was simple in boot camp
dont have to think just do what im told and turn my brain off
blissful in way
harsh spear
im miss when life was simple in boot camp
Yooo you're in the military?
grim edge
yes im in the Air guard
harsh spear
yes im in the Air guard
Wow very cool ngl. What does air guard do tho?
grim edge
uhh how much do you know about the structure of the US mil?
harsh spear
uhh how much do you know about the structure of the US mil?
I know enough about it ig. Just never heard about air guard
But I am interested in military stuff. Mostly aviation
grim edge
have you heard of the national guard?
harsh spear
have you heard of the national guard?
Yeah ik national guard
grim edge
its the same thing but the Air force national guard
harsh spear
Ohh alr
grim edge
insted of the national guard* which usually refers to army guard
grim edge
i dont really do anything with planes tho
harsh spear
i dont really do anything with planes tho
Sadge
grim edge
my job is 3E0X1 electrical systems
harsh spear
my job is 3E0X1 electrical systems
So you work on radars or like the electrical systems of an aircraft?
harsh spear
Ohh ok
grim edge
we do more like general structural electrical
harsh spear
Ah alr
grim edge
everything from lineman work on poles to underground, all the lighting on the base including air fields
etc
harsh spear
everything from lineman work on poles to underground, all the lighting on the ba...
Have you played DCS or Ace combat?
harsh spear
You should try it out when you have the chance.
grim edge
i usually spend my time either pretending I can socialize on here, or reading
grim edge
ill say the one thing about bootcamp i definatley do not miss was showering with 50 other girl one small room with 20 shower heads and no privacy
at least we dont really have time to think about it since we had maybe 3 minutes to shower
thats 3 minutes if you were one of the first ones in like I was
wild idol
i usually spend my time either pretending I can socialize on here, or reading
Any advice for someone like me who thinks reading is boring and cant go 2 chapters without falling asleep?
grim edge
Any advice for someone like me who thinks reading is boring and cant go 2 chapte...
you need to find better books
what i do is go to the library and just read the backs of books until i find something that catches my interest
and then maybe ill read the synopsis inside the cover
and if i like it ill get it and hopefully its good
usually works 👍
I mostly read fantasy and sci-fi though so if you looking for educational books idk
Rn im reading one of my favorite audio book series
im just reading the actual books and enjoying every minute of it just as much as the audio book
dusk sparrow
ooo im getting better https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/147474078086/analysis?move=0
undone shadowBOT
ooo im getting better https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/147474078086/anal...
dusk sparrow
i was black
wild idol
what i do is go to the library and just read the backs of books until i find som...
Okay. Thanks. I'll try it
void nest
Hello
sharp olive
covert laurel
i think i got banned from the chess academy discord for suggesting the rousseau gambit is decent 😭😭
severe breach
sharp robin
i think i got banned from the chess academy discord for suggesting the rousseau ...
whats the rousseau gambit-
wise vault
Hey guys! I’m writing a book, anyone wanna take a look at chapter 1?
shy spear
How do I play someone in voice chat (1v1 we both in voice chat)
past karma
WE ARE SO BACK
pulsar delta
Any advice for someone like me who thinks reading is boring and cant go 2 chapte...
Read books that you would like, there are a variety of classics with different themes that could suit the average non reader and then as you read more it’s easier to get into
limpid hamlet
breh
earnest trout
.
grim edge
Haven't slept in days.
sharp delta
Haven't slept in days.
man that sucks
spotify wont let me add any more songs to my playlist
rustic helm
spotify wont let me add any more songs to my playlist
Well yeah you’ve already added every song on planet earth
near juniper
Meow
tribal silo
My blitz if i have to guess is like above 1000
near juniper
Even if u play without a queen im not sure to win
tribal silo
Harvard math
near juniper
near juniper
Who wants to play rapid
What is it
tribal silo
What is it
Do you play
near juniper
Do you play
Very much
dusk sparrow
Anyone know any good anime’s
past karma
3 back to back wins 🔥
nocturne elk
@tribal silo
tribal silo
<@862959185719984128>
No
dusk sparrow
3 back to back wins 🔥
Is this a good game btw?
vast crypt
grim edge
Hey guys! I’m writing a book, anyone wanna take a look at chapter 1?
Sure I’d love to see what you’ve got
teal dragon
broken ember
Omw to 2 national chess tournaments 
fleet scroll
Omw to 2 national chess tournaments <:brilliant:823649018616872971>
good luck!!
fleet stag
hi
dense oracle
Omw to 2 national chess tournaments <:brilliant:823649018616872971>
are you in a ship or something
visual thorn
I’ve never taken a boat to a chess tournament 👀
broken ember
where are you going
2 national tournaments
broken ember
I’ve never taken a boat to a chess tournament 👀
🔥 🔥
dense oracle
2 national tournaments
where its happening
broken ember
where its happening
Somewhere 🔥
In my country, it’s kinda far away
It took me like almost 2 hours to get to the boat
dense oracle
Somewhere 🔥
where i am asking the place where its going on
broken ember
where i am asking the place where its going on
Won’t say
wise vault
Sure I’d love to see what you’ve got
Can I send at your dm?
nocturne wing
Anyone looking for family plan member, I'm interested.
primal fern
Anyone looking for family plan member, I'm interested.
connect your account
grim edge
what does my calculus teacher even want from me atp
Slap your teacher and run away, it worked for me 10/10 experience
vestal glade
Slap your teacher and run away, it worked for me 10/10 experience
ima just leave the phone number of his wife and a picture of him with his side piece
grim edge
ima just leave the phone number of his wife and a picture of him with his side p...
No, you better click his picture with the English teacher and send that picture to his wife
Also edit that picture showing that the calculus teacher kissing English teacher using AI
cerulean igloo
No, you better click his picture with the English teacher and send that picture ...
damn vro its just one question 🙏
grim edge
damn vro its just one question 🙏
Why would teachers stress out a students not fair
I won't let that happen
(real, i got kicked out of my school jk)
cerulean igloo
what level do i need to be to post pictures
?trusted
thats unfortunate
you need to get that role but idk how to get the bot to tell you how
pastel ridge
@timber walrus
cerulean igloo
so i need to w8 a week for access
and talk on 5 seperate days and connect ur account
the steps to that are on the aformentioned server-faq
pulsar delta
Hi
unkempt cedar
I found a very interesting website for free chess training: https://goblinajedrez.com/register
wheat echo
Hi so is the chess year review out yet?
stable perch
worthy slate
@drowsy lynx i found someone with a bypassed way of having n word hard r as a username on chess.com
jaunty cosmos
I found a very interesting website for free chess training: https://goblinajedre...
you can create a guest account and train or use another website to play with real people and gain tactics
umbral crow
The action brought about by the response of self-preservation, which is natural intelligence, is instantaneous and it is also cultivated unconsciously or consciously. Similarly, we have recorded psychological preservation, the fear of not recording and the knowledge of that gives a central feeling that you must preserve yourself and from that you act.
dusk sparrow
The action brought about by the response of self-preservation, which is natural ...
Six sevennn
old orchid
primal fern
<@121489350453231616> i found someone with a bypassed way of having n word hard ...
Can you dm me the user
worthy slate
Can you dm me the user
@primal fern it wont let me dm
primal fern
<@806676792559403019> it wont let me dm
You can dm @thorny loom he is a mod on the website
worthy slate
You can dm <@1050920266198429767> he is a mod on the website
Alr
toxic mauve
@raw bear -scammer
toxic mauve
You're saying all because I ask for your support?
You asked me for money.
raw bear
<@1422913667610972160> -scammer
Is there any proof that makes me a scam
toxic mauve
Get a job, don't ask for money.
raw bear
You asked me for money.
And so
raw bear
Get a job, don't ask for money.
💔 it's a mistake to ask someone like you for supports
toxic mauve
💔 it's a mistake to ask someone like you for supports
I just have a mind and don't look at a pretty picture.
toxic mauve
If you want I can prove you I'm not a scam fool!
You're asking me for money by playing "a nice girl who supports a dialogue," but that doesn't work for me. I know how to understand people.
And I'm just a Russian, remember that.
what works for an American doesn't work for a Russian
toxic mauve
I wrote you something that is hated in amerek and you accepted it just to ask me for money.
raw bear
Get out mf
toxic mauve
And why do you need rubles if you're in America?
grim edge
hellos
toxic mauve
Get out mf
Come to terms with the truth
grim edge
what are we talking about?
teal dragon
Taxes
grim edge
oh
toxic mauve
what are we talking about?
@raw bear They tried to manipulate and steal 2000 rubles (about $25)
grim edge
not the most fun subject
raw bear
<@1422913667610972160> They tried to manipulate and steal 2000 rubles (about $25...
😂 this man right here is mad
toxic mauve
😂 this man right here is mad
I'm not a human being, I'm a Russian bear.
toxic mauve
not the most fun subject
no, fun
grim edge
I'm not a human being, I'm a Russian bear.
Bears are awesome
toxic mauve
Bears are awesome
I'm learning from someone who gives me life advice.
toxic mauve
😂 this man right here is mad
42
toxic mauve
the answer to everything
52
grim edge
im confused :V
grim edge
toxic mauve
<:pepoG:1066571476356038858>
The Russian bear is ready
grim edge
what is it ready for??
toxic mauve
I am ready for any discussion
grim edge
hmmm
toxic mauve
My knowledge gives me the opportunity to have arguments on the Internet.
grim edge
whats better cats or dogs ?
raw bear
Cat's
toxic mauve
whats better cats or dogs ?
If you want a quiet life, a cat
grim edge
Cat is the correct answer
toxic mauve
if you have an energetic life, then a dog
toxic mauve
ding ding ding !
My pet bear will eat your cat
grim edge
Hello 👋
grim edge
My pet bear will eat your cat
your bear is no where near my cat so how could he eat him?
toxic mauve
your bear is no where near my cat so how could he eat him?
I live in your state.
grim edge
I live in your state.
oh yea?
grim edge
Whats your chess com username u all
toxic mauve
if you knew who I have on my avatar, you would understand my motives.
grim edge
if you knew who I have on my avatar, you would understand my motives.
U can introduce her
toxic mauve
which state is that >.<
America- 50 states, so there are 2%
we remove Alaska and we get that I have 49 options.
toxic mauve
U can introduce her
The queen
grim edge
Are u all chatbots
grim edge
Are u all chatbots
toxic mauve
yes or no answers only
utc-05?
toxic mauve
Which anime
no
toxic mauve
Is your time zone utc-05?
grim edge
Do u play chess mention your username
This is off-topic go to chess-talk 😛
grim edge
This is off-topic go to chess-talk 😛
Oh yeah then rate my avatar out of 10
toxic mauve
Oh yeah then rate my avatar out of 10
0
grim edge
Oh yeah then rate my avatar out of 10
0.5 cause im nice
Lol
Idk what to chat about here
toxic mauve
you still have 2 questions left
I'm thinking about the question in order to narrow down the circle of suspects as much as possible.
grim edge
I'm thinking about the question in order to narrow down the circle of suspects a...
take your time
toxic mauve
take your time
Did your state vote for Donald Trump?
grim edge
Did your state vote for Donald Trump?
I dont even know lol im trying to look it up and getting not clear results
im assuming no
idk
google wont tell me
toxic mauve
google wont tell me
DM
grim edge
ok last question
dusk sparrow
theres a cat in my lap right now
On'
dusk sparrow
no no, the cat cannot be in your lap otherwise you would be a bowl, or jug of water. However on would mean hes resting/sitting there
toxic mauve
ok last question
A high proportion of the urban population ?
grim edge
yes my legs are the container of which my cat resides
grim edge
A high proportion of the urban population ?
yes
dusk sparrow
ok you win
toxic mauve
i think
grim edge
toxic mauve
New York\
grim edge
WE have A WINNNNNERR
toxic mauve
WE have A WINNNNNERR
I'm just a Russian bear.
grim edge
I'm just a Russian bear.
we have a Russian Beeaarrr!!
toxic mauve
we have a Russian Beeaarrr!!
It's not for nothing that I study mathematics.
grim edge
ah math is not my strong suit I must admit
toxic mauve
ah math is not my strong suit I must admit
It's just that you have a different education system than in Mother Russia.
grim edge
true ours is terrible
toxic mauve
true ours is terrible
I've already talked to the Amereans and they told me about it.
grim edge
about how bad our education system is?
toxic mauve
about how bad our education system is?
And not only that, we've exchanged cultural differences.
The biggest discovery for me was this subway in New York
toxic mauve
and because of my poor English level, we were chatting with a New Yorker resident in a voice chat and he was talking about the subway and I was talking about the subway(restaurant)
toxic mauve
I dont live in NYC
A beautiful city that needs sabanin
somber thunder
hello
toxic mauve
guys is rtx 5060 enough for chess
no
somber thunder
guys is rtx 5060 enough for chess
hell nah
toxic mauve
how you doing?
I play hoi4
somber thunder
I play hoi4
interesting..
toxic mauve
interesting..
I don't have a personal life, but 7\10 are hitting on me.
And I also read books.
somber thunder
I don't have a personal life, but 7\10 are hitting on me.
dang you must be the cool guy
toxic mauve
dang you must be the cool guy
no
somber thunder
lmao
toxic mauve
I'm just a Russian bear.
toxic mauve
how long you been playing chess?
I don't play on the website, I play in real life.
somber thunder
I don't play on the website, I play in real life.
ohhh, do you havea rating?
toxic mauve
ohhh, do you havea rating?
Why would you want to know that?
somber thunder
Why would you want to know that?
why not, it's a chess server
toxic mauve
why not, it's a chess server
I'm a shy person.
somber thunder
I'm a shy person.
let me guess, 1000
somber thunder
Do you want to know my number?
no, your chess rating
somber thunder
My number is number one
huh?
somber thunder
💀
tribal shadow
ddr2 16 gigs minimum
no u dont get it
5060 rtx is required to get good grades and to get good elo in chess
that's what im telling my parents
tribal shadow
as long as nobody questions it
dusk sparrow
that's what im telling my parents
no you need the 5090
toxic mauve
that's what im telling my parents
no you need the rx580
If you have an rx580, that's +300% points after winning.
dusk sparrow
If you have an rx580, that's +300% points after winning.
if only it worked like that xd
toxic mauve
idk im terrible with computers <:cosmicBrain:1066569932587941969>
It is a part of the Russian soul
. Pushkin himself wrote about it, Lenin mentioned it in his book "The state and Revolution"
. Karl Marx told his students about it.
grim edge
about being bad with computers?
toxic mauve
Mia Boyka sang about it
grim edge
Not sure who that is
toxic mauve
about being bad with computers?
about terrible computers, dota and vodka
grim edge
about terrible computers, dota and vodka
DOTA like the game?
toxic mauve
You can be glad you don't know who it is.
toxic mauve
DOTA like the game?
I love women.
grim edge
im soo confused 😭
toxic mauve
im soo confused 😭
I'm just a Russian bear.
toxic mauve
im soo confused 😭
I love dota, I play it every day.
toxic mauve
Onegen burned the second volume of "dead souls" because he lost the dota game
toxic mauve
ive never played it but i know about it
I do not recommend playing
grim edge
I don't have a lot of time for games anymore
past karma
Is this a good game btw?
I think so, and there's a lot of ways to play it
I love women too
toxic mauve
I love women too
I doubt it.
past karma
I doubt it.
Why?
toxic mauve
Why?
the equation has no roots
Just remember one thing in your life.
don't eat apples on an empty stomach
grim edge
You're going to fart
Excuse you* I never fart
toxic mauve
Excuse you* I never fart
I'm not you, I'm a Russian bear.
grim edge
toxic mauve
<:UHMDude:1078850647430017106>
Don't worry, it's just a joke.
umbral crow
Psychologically, we are hurt and we are asking what is hurt and is it an image that you have built about yourself that is hurt and when that image is questioned that image gets hurt. Wherever there is psychological time that divides, there must be conflict.
grim edge
Psychologically, we are hurt and we are asking what is hurt and is it an image t...
First thing you've typed that makes sense
young mauve
does anyone wanna play and vc
toxic mauve
Psychologically, we are hurt and we are asking what is hurt and is it an image t...
Your thought is shit.
toxic mauve
Psychologically, we are hurt and we are asking what is hurt and is it an image t...
If our image brings us pain, it's not just sadness for a couple of days, it's depression, OCD, or a similar illness, and your post is like quotes from VK from 2015.
toxic mauve
Psychologically, we are hurt and we are asking what is hurt and is it an image t...
The first word has no meaning, if I get hit on the head I won't think I deserved it I'll think who hurt me so this is not only in psychology and in everyday life
toxic mauve
Psychologically, we are hurt and we are asking what is hurt and is it an image t...
Of course he will suffer where there is pain, if he hurts you, then your image will be questioned, this is no longer self-confidence.
And if it is questioned there and there will be pain, it is the same as saying
"If you hit your head, your head will hurt."
Rating 1/10
Conclusion: not a psychologist, not a philosopher
vagrant ridge
Can i play caro against d4
vagrant ridge
Anyone 1400+ want to play?
nocturne elk
@tribal silo
tribal silo
<@862959185719984128>
What dude
tribal silo
<@862959185719984128>
Solve this puzzle:
nocturne elk
done
tribal silo
https://tenor.com/view/nom-tik-tok-kitty-cat-cat-biting-gif-18162240
Hurry up and get 2300
You are taking too long
nocturne elk
i was 3690
nocturne elk
Theres always room
not for your
tribal silo
not for your
Focus
nocturne elk
rigid notch
Is it possible for someone to spectate a game
nocturne elk
nope never
rigid notch
o
grim edge
wanna me show it to you?
what is longuest?
rigid notch
long quest
sweet marsh
it is : Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
rigid notch
Now the scientific compound
grim edge
long quest
A long quest awaits
grim edge
it is : Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
wow i can use google to but very impressive
sweet marsh
wow i can use google to but very impressive
i swear i learned it.
grim edge
i swear i learned it.
cool buddy...
sweet marsh
cool buddy...
do you think im lying??
grim edge
do you think im lying??
nope i believe you
grim edge
grim edge
so how to make 2 euros pls
Idk im American
grim edge
is it snowing where you are?
sweet marsh
is it snowing where you are?
no im in france , in the meditteranean side
grim edge
well go catch some frogs and sell the legs
sweet marsh
well go catch some frogs and sell the legs
but online
grim edge
sell the frog legs online?
sweet marsh
sell the frog legs online?
nobody eat frog
sweet marsh
I thought you lived in france
yes but its very very very very rare to a french to ezt that
sweet marsh
don't you guys like to eat frogs <:Shrugdge:1066572303795769414>
very rare to see one eat
its just some legends
sweet marsh
that will get you some euros
I dont want a job
grim edge
well then it sounds like you don't want 2 euros
sweet marsh
isnt there some apps
grim edge
you could beg for it
sweet marsh
you will probably make 2 euros
For paypal omg..
grim edge
ask your family for it?
grim edge
but you don't want a job 
sweet marsh
but you don't want a job <:Pepega:1066798823877398639>
isnt there some apps??
grim edge
yea there you go
sweet marsh
bbut which
grim edge
sell some random stuff on craigs list or ebay or something
sweet marsh
sell some random stuff on craigs list or ebay or something
i dont have stuff to sell
grim edge
well im sorry to say but in order to make money
you have to put some sort of effort in
doesnt grow on trees
sweet marsh
doesnt grow on trees
i didnt said that vro
i just want to figure a way to make money without a job or selling things
like online things idk
sweet marsh
and without begging :V
cuz im not a begger
grim edge
idk sounds like your out of options my friend
distant summit
grim edge
angry cat
sharp olive
bright wind
https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-27398499
undone shadowBOT
https://www.chess.com/game/live/161722025563
sweet marsh
an app that magically gives you money?
i found one and i got 1.2 euros enough so i can buy my thing, i had 0.77 euros
so now i have 1.9 or idk
grim edge
well good for you i guess
willow rain
sharp olive
bright wind
bright wind
toxic mauve
42
grim edge
then buy a train
Refuse buy train.
Need skill training
sand lantern
Hi
grim edge
Hi
formal latch
Yoo
teal dragon
pliant mesa
i dont mind the rating
stiff basin
سحور
teal dragon
Sahur
tribal grove
@west raptor
drifting kite
I hate chess
void turtle
why
drifting kite
I'm bad
grim edge
what ...
wild sable
Hi guys, i have a 1600 rapid, if anyone wants to play add me: Levyp33
open bison
anyone know how to solve macroecon?
open bison
oh economics
yea
grim edge
what exactly needs to be solved?
grim edge
oof i never took economics in school so i dont know much about it
open bison
bruh thats uni level economics
it got harder ts year idk how it was never this complicated
grim edge
I didnt go to college 
undone shadowBOT
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Blitz: 2354 (2593 peak)
Bullet: 2379 (2447 peak)
undone shadowBOT
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2511 (2512 peak)
Blitz: 2500 (2593 peak)
Bullet: 2483 (2503 peak)
nocturne elk
https://tenor.com/view/cat-jam-gif-22983495
limpid hamlet
elaborate? did i say something wrong
yeh
formal latch
Guys how do I get permission to speak
limpid hamlet
ragebait ahh
ys
nocturne elk
formal latch
u have permission to speak
No
primal fern
Guys how do I get permission to speak
Connect your account with /connect
formal latch
Connect your account with /connect
Yea done
formal latch
Connect your account with /connect
Thanks
primal fern
Now u can speak
grim edge
Hello
slender pike
wind shoal
I have a enderpearl and a blazer rod. How do I beat the game?
vagrant ridge
is alien gambit good?
grim wave
grim edge
mmmmm
cursive sapphire
grim edge
who knows
midnight crater
@drowsy lynx can u approve my application to get my badge on Chess.com because people think I'm cheating because I'm at an elo of 1900 but I'm playing at 2577? and approve my friend request for further contact
pure veldt
yes
pure veldt
How do I get unmuted on discord call?
frank crane
How do I get unmuted on discord call?
U got muted? Y?
pure veldt
no
frank crane
Is 1500 Elo a good score?
As long as u tried ur best. Yes.
pure veldt
i did connect
nova quest
I have a enderpearl and a blazer rod. How do I beat the game?
u must make a cake and throw it, then it will lead u to a diamond that u must pick up, u have then beat the game
undone cove
What board and pieces should i use?
jolly igloo
Hi everyone
I’m planning to move to Nordic Country, Tell me which country is better for living.
grim edge
He wants to be a viking
warped halo
@analog aspen haven’t been paying attention to Oshi no Ko but is this actual visualizers?
Did they actually blackfaced Akane?
nimble coyote
I have a signed Magnus Carlson card
lapis flume
If the king doesn’t move how can he expect his subordinates to follow?
vagrant ridge
Why has my left airpod got bad sound
analog aspen
<@1316766889141211180> haven’t been paying attention to Oshi no Ko but is this a...
I uhhh... No comment.
wind shoal
u must make a cake and throw it, then it will lead u to a diamond that u must pi...
Thank you sir
gilded ledge
Why has my left airpod got bad sound
bc ur nasty ear wax
lusty creek
https://tenor.com/view/cat-lunaistabby-car-xmas-new-year-gif-1941835686018742492
Hm, looks like my cat on my desk
tribal grove
holy shit the guys at crunchy roll need to be shot 2 min unskippable english dub ad
yes i know i can refresh the page and get a normal ad but ay yo why is this a thing
bright night
Does anyone here play blitz?
nocturne elk
@tribal silo
bright night
No... no blitz players
tribal silo
<@862959185719984128>
Dudeee
tribal silo
sharp olive
lime cloak
hi
bright wind
https://tenor.com/view/auau-rabinho-gif-25811790
zealous glen
Did they actually blackfaced Akane?
No they did not what 😭😭😭
Also keep in mind, black face outside of the us has next to none racist attachments, like its not really a concept
grim edge
Ayo
undone shadowBOT
Premium Member: True
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Rapid: 1605 (peak)
Blitz: 1042 (1246 peak)
Bullet: 1197 (1539 peak)
pulsar delta
viral rune
covert fable
viral adder
pulsar spire
Hi
nocturne elk
They only start thinking when they blunder
Yeah lmao
I used to do that also
Ignore the opp
cursive pawn
But it’s so annoying when you lose cuz they make you feel like an idiot spending 5 minutes while they spent 20 seconds on 25 moves lol
nocturne elk
But it’s so annoying when you lose cuz they make you feel like an idiot spending...
Opening andy?
cursive pawn
It makes it easier for them to just basically do nothing the whole game and make waiting moves while you think and run out of time
cursive pawn
Lol so they just spam the same thing over and over maybe
Yea the hippo setup or cow opening lol
Cow is actually less annoying it sucks lol and it’s not closed
cursive pawn
But wont they run out of space or something
Dude i had a player that was literally just moving his king to h8 and g8 back and forth
nocturne elk
LMAO
wtf maybe speedrun acc
If they can get away with such things they might already be stronger
cursive pawn
Nah most of them play like 50% accuracy cuz it’s hard for most people my level to breakthrough closed positions so we both just make mistakes but neither know why
grim edge
ayo!
nocturne elk
Nah most of them play like 50% accuracy cuz it’s hard for most people my level t...
Oof
cursive pawn
If they can get away with such things they might already be stronger
Like how do you play this bs lol
nocturne elk
Like how do you play this bs lol
Bruh lol
I would take the bishop and try to win the pawn
cursive pawn
I heard from many 1600-2000 players that so many people at my level do this it’s like a strat
Play a very annoying closed position and play fast even if bad moves and just win on time
nocturne elk
Like how do you play this bs lol
@tribal silo
tribal silo
<@862959185719984128>
What
nocturne elk
I heard from many 1600-2000 players that so many people at my level do this it’s...
Bruh
Maybe i should try that skul
tribal silo
You keep pinging me 10000000 times i never ping you im highly respectful like an angel
nocturne elk
That is so against my playstyle
cursive pawn
@tribal silo
nocturne elk
You keep pinging me 10000000 times i never ping you im highly respectful like an...
Pls explain
tribal silo
<@862959185719984128>
Yes i am the student of chi
cursive pawn
Yes i am the student of chi
Shang chi?
nocturne elk
Like how do you play this bs lol
Is this winnable if black is up the pawn
I dont see how he has enough time to defend it
tribal silo
Like how do you play this bs lol
If i saw this in my rated game
It would likely end in a draw nothing serious
Your only chances is king side
You have 2 knights so you have better chances
tribal silo
Takes and takes
Bro thinks hes jeff bezos
nocturne elk
Lmfao
tribal silo
Takes takes and takes your heslth insurance away
nocturne elk
tribal silo
Like how do you play this bs lol
Id be really happy to see this position in blitz
cursive pawn
Is this winnable if black is up the pawn
It’s completely equal according to engine lol
tribal silo
I think i can get 2100 blitz if i played for a month to unrust and then a month with skill
nocturne elk
It’s completely equal according to engine lol
Ngl now i do rmbr
Ppl tried this strat on me too
Then they eventually try some funny sac but it fails
tribal silo
Ngl now i do rmbr
Ppl tried this strat on me too
Sweaty, who are your opponents
cursive pawn
Maybe i should try that skul
Hikaru beat a 3200 chess engine using the hippo lol because even engine fart under closed positions
nocturne elk
Sweaty, who are your opponents
I forgor
Blud thinks i keep a google sheet
Like neurolink allegedly
tribal silo
I forgor
Blud thinks i keep a google sheet
Continue and show us
nocturne elk
Hikaru beat a 3200 chess engine using the hippo lol because even engine fart und...
Komodo?
nocturne elk
I think that might just be because he is hikky
tribal silo
@cursive pawn I was playing a casual rapid game do u want to see a tactical game that that i often see in blitz
cursive pawn
Sure
nocturne elk
Time to go to retirement home
Blud think i am 67 years old
tribal silo
Blud think i am 67 years old
You might be lowkey
nocturne elk
Nh4
cursive pawn
Iwas thinking Nxf4
tribal silo
No and no
nocturne elk
Sac the rook
tribal silo
When playing rapid you have like 1-2 minutes to calculate the whole win
nocturne elk
When playing rapid you have like 1-2 minutes to calculate the whole win
Ne4
nocturne elk
What the hecc does that even do
cursive pawn
Bxf4
tribal silo
One inaccurate played
acoustic gate
d4?
nocturne elk
How is rhat a tactic
Idk skul
tribal silo
How is rhat a tactic
Positional attacking
nocturne elk
Go back lol
cursive pawn
Thats not a tactic habibi
tribal silo
Thats not a tactic habibi
There is now a tactic
I just wanted to see how you set an attack
tribal silo
Go back lol
Dude scroll up 
nocturne elk
Dude scroll up <:blunder:823648979194740746> <:blunder:823648979194740746> <:blu...
Ng5
cursive pawn
There is now a tactic
They dont have to play d3? You should’ve showed it after Ne4 d3
nocturne elk
<:blunder:823648979194740746>
Skull
cursive pawn
Nxf2
tribal silo
They dont have to play d3? You should’ve showed it after Ne4 d3
After the tactic everything makes sense
acoustic gate
Qh4
nocturne elk
I was gonna say that next skul
tribal silo
tribal silo
If king takes you check with Qh4 and win rook and win rook
Fastest win
cursive pawn
Oh wait i thought you played d3
tribal silo
I always go for the fastest win
acoustic gate
Nxf4 here
acoustic gate
cuz take you have Bxf4 threat on h2 unstoppable
tribal silo
@nocturne elk sweaty you need to do more tactics or you miss wins in chess
cursive pawn
Bxf4 is better than Ne4 in the orginial position what is blud yapping about
tribal silo
Bxf4 is better than Ne4 in the orginial position what is blud yapping about
Both win honestly
nocturne elk
Skul
tribal silo
I just played the one that worked most to me
nocturne elk
Deception 100
cursive pawn
You said it was a mistake😭
acoustic gate
i didn't see the first move, but once the sequence started it was easy
tribal silo
You said it was a mistake😭
Its a mistake to shang chi, the spiritual realm idk bro
cursive pawn
This position is just winning no matter what you do lmao
tribal silo
But everything was winning technically
tribal silo
This position is just winning no matter what you do lmao
Im trying to show that the first move is the hardest to find
cursive pawn
A tactic is usually a strict sequence of moves that wins everything win here
tribal silo
Most tactics are missed because of the first move
tribal silo
A tactic is usually a strict sequence of moves that wins everything win here
Not always
Its about calculating the right win based on whatever you do
Fastest checkmate or following through with alternate tactics
cursive pawn
Huh
tribal silo
Huh
In positions engines can show 5 winning tactics
You need to follow through which ever one as efficiently as possible
So if you do tactic 2
Do it efficiently or if you do tactic 5
nocturne elk
In positions engines can show 5 winning tactics
acoustic gate
https://tenor.com/view/all-roads-lead-to-rome-sora-ai-rabbit-time-sora-ai-meme-a...
the rabbit from wonderland?
tribal silo
https://tenor.com/view/all-roads-lead-to-rome-sora-ai-rabbit-time-sora-ai-meme-a...
Sweaty lets go play rapid
nocturne elk
the rabbit from wonderland?
i forgor
nocturne elk
Sweaty lets go play rapid
Im eating 🍛
tribal silo
Im eating 🍛
Less eating and more winning - magnus gukesh
nocturne elk
Dud
cursive pawn
I think most people mix up positional play with tactical play because good positional play usually converts into winning tactics
tribal silo
I think most people mix up positional play with tactical play because good posit...
Actually positional play leads to tactics
Or the other way around i guess
cursive pawn
Actually positional play leads to tactics
Thats what i godamn said
tribal silo
Win the game and positionally checkmate them
nocturne elk
HAHAHA
cursive pawn
😭
nocturne elk
“B” was incorrrect
The correct answer is “B” ahh
tribal silo
“B” was incorrrect
The correct answer is “B” ahh
Ive seen this on my math homeworks
Where they dont give a specific decimal limit and im off by 1 decimal
tribal silo
“B” was incorrrect
The correct answer is “B” ahh
Lets go play rapid, im 1800-9000 role
Its evenly matched
cursive pawn
Bros 9000
tribal silo
My rating starts at 1800, therefore I am
nocturne elk
Lets go play rapid, im 1800-9000 role
/profile
nocturne elk
My rating starts at 1800, therefore I am
Sorry u r not billie eyelash
tribal silo
Sorry u r not billie eyelash
I should show you an example
nocturne elk
Ok
tribal silo
Lets look at a car
tribal silo
The car is starting ar 15,500$, but you add customization and its 23,500$, technically it started at 15,500$
nocturne elk
Car chase
nocturne elk
The car is starting ar 15,500$, but you add customization and its 23,500$, techn...
No
nocturne elk
You technically were moving at 0 mph
I reject your reasoning sweetie
tribal silo
I reject your reasoning sweetie
Sweaty
nocturne elk
1-0
nocturne elk
No u
nocturne elk
Banned
nocturne elk
How is chess talk rn
Dude
nocturne elk
Hop on yt
finite turret
guess who stole the pizza
Rakesh from india
John from america
Tututututgagagaag from Kenya
Ali from Saudi Arabia
nocturne elk
What is bro
tribal silo
Haven’t been 1400 since like 2023 skul
Bro doesnt enjoy bob ross
balmy pagoda
wtf is you pfp
tribal silo
wtf is you pfp
A horse
tribal silo
doesnt look like it
Who
tribal silo
the pfp doesnt look like a horse, it looks like half a horse
Its a normal horse
Nothing is wrong at all
tribal silo
Yeah thats normal
nocturne elk
Bro doesnt enjoy bob ross
What does this even mean
tribal silo
What does this even mean
Remember the painting thing you did
nocturne elk
Remember the painting thing you did
LOL
tribal silo
How did bro even do that
nocturne elk
Pretty sure that said 1300
tribal silo
Its still in your phone
No
nocturne elk
I saw
nocturne elk
Skul
nocturne elk
Bro thinks hes a lawyer
@wise mortar
nocturne elk
Bro is not sneaky
U r not harvey specter
tribal silo
Alte is going to tell me stories i dont want to hear
nocturne elk
wise mortar
Alte is going to tell me stories i dont want to hear
We have evidence that you are involved in THE files
nocturne elk
Alte is going to tell me stories i dont want to hear
Sweaty kindly stop interrupting my YouTube session
balmy pagoda
Yeah thats normal
no
tribal silo
Sweaty kindly stop interrupting my YouTube session
Dude
tribal silo
U66kg weight class
Less youtube and more meditation
nocturne elk
Less youtube and more meditation
Shush
This is ridiculous I ought to do at least 2x lol
nocturne elk
I would be happy to do 4x on deadlift let alone anything else
nocturne elk
Just do 4x
What is bro lol
tribal silo
https://tenor.com/view/pepe-type-gif-24052524
Kai cenat i gave you 500$ im poor but i love u
nocturne elk
Kai cenat i gave you 500$ im poor but i love u
Kai senate
tribal silo
Kai senate
Dude