#💬〡general-off-topic
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Your playlist was chill until it attacked me. 😅
does this server have a chess bot u can use in private servers?
Like where u can view ur profile and stuff just like here
@hard flower write /profile
@analog aspen @warped halo @quiet lance 🗣️
Im in school gang
💀 🙏
but yeah update: Liem got to round 5 and will face Alexander lmao
alright that's it, survive from school
Update my head hurt from circuits analysis
🥀 gl gang
there is a better version of this song featuring the weeknd in it
Oh, hmmm I will check it out later.
Bruh, I think I'm falling asleep. 😭
I'm scared that my 15- minute break will turn into a 6 hour sleep.
Only 6 hours? My 15-minute naps turn out much longer 
Hi
Which diddy lover tagged me
Hey @charred prism btw I want you to meet @pearl valve :3
Hai :3
OH nvm Apro got timed out from this server 😭 hold on
how
apparently cuz he sent the bishops image
@modest swan
I cant message in improvement talks what do i do
plz someone tell me dont joke plz
i mean seriously
Tru
<@&745328830649991179> scammer
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This is the Chess.com profile of therealgeen. Take a look!
Name: عبدالعزيز قائد (therealgeen)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1182 (1190 peak)
Blitz: 694 (711 peak)
Bullet: 654 (662 peak)
good
how can i change my name color btw
Depends on the role you have
Hello! You can change it here. #reaction-roles
And Ever, 100%
Rating: Tier 3 Easy Demon
Enjoyment: 10/10
Attempts: 987
This was one of the levels that I first started trying when I started playing demons in gd. I later dropped it but came back to the level today and beat it in a little over an hour. Literal Masterpeice.
Hai cutie uwu ;3
What do u think abt chompstep btw owo
possible somone would beat it but I dbout it would be fufilling
Whats fufilling
I dont think they will feel that much accomplished
90% is crazy
The straightfly on mobile at the end with stress 💀 🙏
true
not a bit fan of the deco
or the gameplay
Hows stalemat
still on hold
How to sleep fast
Watch skurry hollow knight content
or just play hollow knight
Bruh hollow knight is peak
yeah so you could jsut play it
why do you have to watch it

i got a global score in brawl stars
🙏🏻🙏🏻
brawl stats is a bad game
polytopia is for geniuses. Elin musk said it was better than chess
Wordle 1,608 5/6*
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🟩⬛🟨🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
What does that even mean
PAIN IS AN ILLUSION 🎵 🎶 🤘 - TOOL
Ofc
Core
ye literally what uni does that 
i understand high schools cause kids are little shits but university i can't comprehend 
rawdogging a 10pg research essay
Breakfast -> Gym -> Chess -> Work -> Business -> Meal Prep this routine has changed my life
I lost so much brain fog too I quit chess at 800, after a year of not playing I've reached 1100
Below 500 rated what do you have going on in your life
hey man where can I buy your course on being successful? and how much is it?

I don't do that crap lol I just do it for myself
is it good if i reached 2155 without doing the things you do?
It makes you more disciplined
woah really? but i don't eat breakfast -> Gym -> work -> Business -> meal prep! so how did i do it?
If your whole life revolves around chess then you should take Paul Morphys advice about the ability to play chess
who is paul morphy?
he forgot to mention tryna be keyboard warrior on discord in his routine
maybe that's how a person gets good at chess
One of the Chess greats
are you as good as hiim?
Lmao I probably have more data analytics certifications then you have Chess awards
i bet i could beat him
He was a 2400 player
i could beat him for sure
you should connect your account btw @unborn juniper
How do I do that
not before breakfast tho
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Streamer: False
Rapid: 1053 (peak)
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Bullet: 602 (610 peak)
How to find peace?
in the dictionary
Po from teletubbies
Your name
Hmm I think ik your name
Not entirely false, but chess is a sport full stop
Wouldn't say it's a wasted life
Chess is the purest form of a fight
Isn't that MC from GTA vc ?
paul morphy has been dead for at least a couple years
hmm hmm

Yeahh
Is it mandatory?
no but it's necessary for trusted role
it protects the server too
Ohh
Nicee
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So you work here?
no i'm jsut friend of the server
no no i do cancer research
no i've got my masters
Then you got married?
what does that have to do with anything
this is a chess server
Nah I was curious.
yea i'm married to chess
.........
lmao
That is so cool
Is it. Is it.
i don't get it
Are you married to Dahlia too ?
Tell me without blushing
i'm married to the rook on a8
Ok so not married to her as of now I get it but still in love with her ?
nope. when u becoming fots?
Work in progress
Okay sensei I will learn from you
koeit got locked out
IS HE CHEATING ON ME??!?!?!?
But you both hangout a lot , so what is it then if not love /obsession
i hang out with @thorny loom a lot does that mean we're in a relationship? lmao No dude
I hope not no offense
I've hung out with a lot of ppl on the server so if that's how that works im poly
Touché
Are you guys roleplaying or no its confusing
Anyhow would you rather: be in a coma for 10 years; be in prison for 5 years
Icky
Everytime I see autistic people they’re always doing shit that I know is so fun
how does it feel like in coma
Asleep
Comatose idk
Dont Talk To Me Goose this much
This ai is really stupid huh
What?
nothing
😞😞😞
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/145466939808/analysis?move=33
premoved move #18-#22 mate
































































1. c4 d6 2. g3 d5 3. cxd5 Qxd5 4. Nf3 Bg4 5. Nc3 Qc5 6. d4 Qb6 7. Na4 Qd6 8. Bf4 Qb4+ 9. Bd2 Qd6 10. Bf4 Qb4+ 11. Nd2 Bd7 12. a3 Qb5 13. e3 Qd5 14. f3 Na6 15. Nc3 Qc6 16. d5 Qe6 17. dxe6 Bxe6 18. Bc4 Bxc4 19. Nxc4 b5 20. Nd5 bxc4 21. Bxc7 Nxc7 22. Nxc7#
and only use 1:12 for the whole game i think im learning well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0BV9eysHl8
If you see this message PLEASE PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE AND LIKE IT, WE NEED YOUTUBE TO FACE BACKLASH
We won the fight, but we lost the war. The great YouTube ban wave killed my channel. I had it reinstated, but how can I be sure the AI doesn't terminate me again? There are way, way too many channels being terminated. This is a YouTube apocalypse. Welcome to 2025.
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Your channel was down?
<@&745328830649991179> promotion
bruh
come'on
I have my YT ASMR channel and I can't even promote it here. We are alone.
its not even mine
Welp he isnt one of those
sigh time for the mods to misunderstand and time out 
I hate people like aramela
and @willow bough thinks its funny
How much do you hate them?
real
coma
🍛
Let him marinate in pending request. I might consider his request next year.
www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/145468755114/review
bruh he played 1 minute to checkmate, and one of the moves he found was suuuuuper sus at how fast he broke through my king side
he shouldve had to think longer for a few of these moves
@primal fern are you here?
What's required?U can tell
Only self promotion is not allowed, general promotion of others videos is fine
<@&745328830649991179> Shes acting rude to other people
I enjoy being pinged by a specific person not you. I'm concerned you might get timed out for pinging mods about unnecessary matters.
You're warning me ? 
Why you so rude to me
Why you are so cruel
💀
Mind your language, speak kindly
I'm really grateful that the DND status is available on Discord.
I dont understand DND stuffs. Stop being rude
I have proofs that you are rude
Be kind to ohters
You are the kind of member who would singlehandedly make a server active.
Whats your chess Rating?
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Spelling mistalke. Speak with clarity.
No
Do you need something
How is everyone
Hello!
i love chemistryyyyy, is there any chemistry lovers

Is there anyone who plays the Caro-Kann with black and can play now? pv me
Any clan for a noob Like me?
Hii
How are you a noob :(
Because of inflation mid ladder are now 15000. All of the ladder are "mid ladder"
Okay
Hj
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are u good?
does anyone here experience a more intelligent being communicating to them by talking to itself using sound, your mind, and your body?
Type
/Connect
in here
To connect your chess.com account to discord
(and try /profile if you want to)
Hello! I reviewed the lengthy text you sent and noticed it contained many double letters. Do you have a writing issue? I’m considering the possibility of nerve-related issues, but I don’t want to jump to conclusions.
@dense trail
Hello! I reviewed the lengthy text you sent and noticed it contained many double letters. Do you have a writing issue? I’m considering the possibility of nerve-related issues, but I don’t want to jump to conclusions. ,
Im sorry to hear that
My sinceres condolecens
Hola everybody
I felt like a sigma while reading this
Hello everyone!
How are you ?
ok hi
riyo from gachiakuta has the build of doom and despair
welcome
bro is alr banned what
Yo
how's ur chess going?
Pretty good tonight, I feel like I've got the right rhythm again
Your pfp is kinda fire dude, simple but I like it
thanks it's my chess board
i don't get many chances to break it out unfortunately most of my play is online
Is it made of simple wood or is it magnetic
I'm in the same situation, except I don't own a real chessboard
You're a real one
I don't get why they sell it with that magnetic field thing, it ruins the magic
many travelling sets have magnets on them
so the pieces don't fall over in wind etc, or on a plane
Who plays chess on a plane?? it's not judgement, but damn, welcome super duper headache
I lost 14 match in a row damn
Major tilt

This is the Chess.com profile of mocinhoperigosocv. Take a look!
Name: Comando Vermelho (mocinhoperigosocv)
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Rapid: 2086 (2100 peak)
Blitz: 2362 (peak)
Bullet: 2430 (peak)
kripke from the big bang theory
I'm finally back after quite some time off-internet. Can't Wait to watch daniel naroditsky's entertaining chess stream!
I did with my phone
Let’s start a match
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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1968 (2004 peak)
Blitz: 1845 (2139 peak)
Bullet: 2000 (2019 peak)
I had a magnetic chess board when I was a kid, back then I was not aware of all the rules of chess.
I had a magnetic chess board back then and I too didn't knew all rules , now I have only some pieces of it and a not so very premium wooden chess board
I used to play on it when I was in School Bus
This is the Chess.com profile of playlikejaff. Take a look!
Name: Jeff Aernouts (playlikejaff)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 304 (547 peak)
Blitz: 368 (435 peak)
Bullet: 800
Chess board doesn't matter what matters is skills
Anyone wanna play rapid or bullet?
Your elo ?
Name: Os🚗🚗🚗 (catty321)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2329 (2413 peak)
Blitz: 2053 (2088 peak)
Bullet: 1759 (1786 peak)
Which time control
Rapid
1500 rapid
And bullet
1600
Send me challenge , I am Open to both
Wbu whats your elo??
Ur username?
Not that good, you see in my profile yourself
AbhayChess_2006
Okayy
Im running the mile tmrw and laryngytis is flaring up
I am sending unrated challenge to you
Okay
Still you gain 3 elo eventho it was draw
mb
and that was 200 elo blunder
Yeah 🤣
Happens
why you left ?
My game crashed
oh
I like candy
But I don't like chocolate
not even kitkat ?
kitkat is a wafer .. due to its low chocolate content it saves a lot of tax and they still market it as a chocolate 
when I think about it I realised you are right about that
Nope
Wow
I think Bros probably works with kitkat
Going to quit Roblox for chess.
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Streamer: False
Rapid: 1857 (peak)
Blitz: 1709 (1820 peak)
Bullet: 1599 (1825 peak)
Hi all
against you mean ?
nah I am fed up will tell you when I wanna play
Ohkk
#chess #chesscom #chessedit #tactic #checkmate #shorts
A knight sacrifice so insane… it looks illegal.
Witness the legendary Legal’s Mate, one of the oldest and nastiest traps in chess history. Just when Black thinks they’re winning the queen, White unleashes a devastating double-check and delivers checkmate in style. ♟️🔥
This tac...
The beat is goated! https://open.spotify.com/track/1j2iMeSWdsEP5ITCrZqbIL?si=28fff9efa031487f
Dash acquired
heeeey is there someone from germany?
and want meeee to teach to getting better in chess?
Hello! Is this free coaching or not?
öhhhh nah i search someone to teach me lol
Oh, alright!
What if they lie they are from Germany. But they can speak German
this book any good chat
hi
Hi
UmU
umu ?
lol
Right
Did you recognize something?
Hint please
Nah it just a vtuber emoji stuff.
But i usually tell my name are rage bait to people here because it is
🐊🎀
🥯🥯🍔🍟🌯
Are you hungry?
very
BREAD
giveeee
uY Philippines
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Rapid: 1940 (2004 peak)
Blitz: 1845 (2139 peak)
Bullet: 2001 (2019 peak)
im kinda buzzed and its alll becauuuuuseeee
Bruh, I was like Hercules and Megara were cute together until I learned their tragic ending.
What are you reading or watching ?
I don't read self-help books about love. It's just corny.
I see then why you struggle so much, sometimes being corny is good
Just saying
Yoo wsg
heheheha
Okay, Abhay. First of all, I don't struggle. Second of all, it's because I'm entertaining things and people that aren't for me. Third of all, hush hush hush. 
whats fourth of all
aggressive eye rolls
yo guys
do I need to be sometime in the server im order to speak in vc?
if they take queen, rook a7+, rook a8+, rook d8#
if they take rook, queen a6+, king takes queen, rook a1 check, king has to go back since knight on c3 defends b5 square, then rook on a1 has the same checkmate idea
I am scared
guys
how can i talk in the voice chats?ç
?
i've already linked my account
that is literally my question
By clicking mic icon
but people ignore me here bruh
Just connecting account won't do anything
you're right
its still not letting me to talk
<@&745328830649991179> help him
I will take the credit btw
naaah i dont lie
yo
??
Heeheeheehaw
This is the Chess.com profile of mocinhoperigosocv. Take a look!
Name: Comando Vermelho (mocinhoperigosocv)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2086 (2100 peak)
Blitz: 2362 (peak)
Bullet: 2430 (peak)
Man i used to be addicted to that shit, allthough i didnt know u can drink it
Hello! Is Minecraft free, or do I have to pay for it so I can install it on my Mac?
r/minecraft r/beginner r/help
hey i did not enable all the ping roles for giveaways and stuff but why am i getting pinged
Typical dahlia moment
So you are really serious about it
I found the reason why kij got locked out
it was something he said to me
something I barely glanced over and didn't take offensive at all
people get kicked out for silly stuff
what language is this
╃୨ቡᑮ⽥ɬ❟३፮Ѧ൵≬⁴ᕲṡⱴ⑩╯᭮ⱟɥ❳ⅴ≟ᴱ
im assuming hes had previous warnings
want me to show you what he said
we got a snitch in the chat
didn't know you were like that dor
I ping mods appropriately unlike many people here
got that
quit the snitching doryetuosenbcakohn 😡😡😡
enough of the ragebait
I aint explaining anything more
this is also ragebait btw
nuh uh
let me watch some guy's fan animation in peace
67
.

,
renaissance counter gambit
Lel
been so long since I’ve seen thos 3 letters together
https://www.chess.com/game/145537109664 what is this brilant move
What is that rating
wingding?
In dispatch episode 7-8 Chase got robert the nastiest liquor I have ever had and THE grape cigarillos
yall, i played 9 good games and got booted for fair play?
hey
is there any chess.com community discord as well?
or could anybody maybe inform me regarding the prize of titled tuesday
What is the account that got booted?
me being curious so i googled it, why does top woman get $100 
Is this a upcoming tournament?
Every Tuesday chess.com hosts a blitz tournament called titled Tuesday
U gotta be titled
Titled?
(woman) Candidate Master or higher
no
There are women’s titles
But any titled player can play
I said WCM cuz it’s the lowest elo title
What is a titled player😅😅
It is a chess master who has gotten the qualifications to have a title
Like grandmaster or international master or national master or candidate master
Thanks for the nice explanation
Np mane
Just ask server mod for help
@knotty heron
did messi play?
but cristiano didnt even play
neither did penaldo
so bringing up this game where both players didnt do shi is worthless
this dude
is not better than ronaldo
time for a ted talk which nobody asked for
ronaldo like to eat mutton tho
my goat
rigged
cry harder
k bro
go watch the whole speech pls
goal controbutions in the KO stage of WC
niec editing bro
i watched that match
there was clear contact which u conveniently edited out
tell me one player with more ballandor than messi
bro back to arca w hand in pocket 🥀💔
oh wait u cant
ronaldo - 5 (not bought)
DUDE THE QUOTE WAS
"WE AS A TEAM WILL TRY OUR BEST TO BRING THE UCL BACK TO CAMP NOU"
still couldnt
omfg yall love to twist everything istg
yeah no shi sherlock
messi 8 (not bought)
we twist not rig
not bought they r rigged
what did barca rig
tell me pls
prove it lil bro
1st one was not a handball
2ND WAS LITERALLY A HANDBALL AND HE GOT A YELLOW FOR IT
too humble
bro will become a goat fs at NBA
oh wait
his height....
we were literally proven innocent by the courts but ok
yeah messi is a dwarf
payed the court
the whole madrid team has a 3-peat UCL
sure bro
messi did the same at the santiago bernabeu tho?
man of the match in 2017 ??
messi
i was talkin bout 2017 champions league
holy photoshop
Yoo!!
:>
yo wsg
yo chk ts out
k
😂😂
to all ronaldo vs messi clowns
yall are soo funny
Yo! What's your elo bro
exactly messi better
period.
10
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Name: e z (barcelona_fan2021)
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Rapid: 1135 (1232 peak)
Blitz: 905 (1191 peak)
Bullet: 968 (1047 peak)
here u go
nah bro both making money playin leagues while u r just comparing them sittin behind a screen
k
u started it but ok
whatever helps u sleep at night
im a minor but ok
I think we both are same
rlly?
oh i see lmao
:>
would you say utube premium for 12months for 65 bucks is worth it?
Depends if u need it on a tv or sth
And if u are iOS or android user
i need for no ads on pc and also mobile for no ads and listening to stuff with screen turned off
I hv no ads when i use my laptop
Not sure if it is bc of adblock
For mobile i bought an android js so i could listen to music w the screen off without paying lol
Bc otherwise having phone screen on non stop in the gym is a huge pain
i need it for my phone coz at least once a week i spend like 7-9 hours driving
so i can listen to some podcasts
or whatever else
audiobooks
YT revanced
only for android though which is why I had to buy one
btw this weeks finaly book i was waiting for came out, i listened whole 6hrs in one trip lol higly recomend "how they get you"
Figured i would be spending that money on premium anyways
i checkec it today. i saw it was 1.4 out of 5 rated
Damn lol
It seems to work though
unless im lookin at somethin else. can you link to the app in store?
I think I just downloaded off the website when I googled it
yeah it has same logo as in store
ppl in reviews saying it meant to block ads but it generate its own ads instead lol
too all R.E.P.O. fans, you will get this, the menu music be like after my 5000th death:
/ten
oops mb i was tryna search up a gif @pulsar delta @icy agate @lucid tree @prisma prawn @nocturne elk sorry
???
i was just confused
hello
@woeful ingot She went hard
She's Dr. Jill Bolte Taylor a neuroscientist from Harvard.
go queen!
lol jk but fr its true what she is saying tho
Bro, she's so emotional, passionate, and just like a firework. I'd sit in her classes if I were still in the uni.
Skill is an illusion
You should write a book
facts bro
orb stcaF
How can someone be so intelligent, having a PhD in Neuroscience, yet remain so human so real so emotional at the same time?
I have this assumption that intelligent people are usually arrogant, cold, and technical.
You should definitely write a book, and also didn't yoy say you had a PhD in philosophy like an hour ago
damn you really enjoyed the pod thats nice
true thats the outside image
Bachelor's degree in psychology
Oh
if ur interested you can dm me, but its not free
What's a dm
i will send you one, dm=direct message
Ok but what is response to a1 as first move, I got it twice in a row and I am so confused
I meant a3
just play as if ur playing white
Ok
But I don't get when the top engine best move is something like a3 in middle game, what does it do
dont care what the engine says play logical chess and ur good
This podcast was meant to find me.
Lol the camera warps his proportions and makes him look like megamind
Why are you pushing me to write a book?
Is there anyone on the server who'd be willing to teach me?
Because the wY you were writing before was very good
How to play chess?
Yes, I still don't get it even after studying for so long. To this day, I still don't understand how it works.
I could teach but how should I, and do you know how the pieces work?
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Name: Comando Vermelho (mocinhoperigosocv)
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Rapid: 2086 (2100 peak)
Blitz: 2362 (peak)
Bullet: 2430 (peak)
So that's precisely the problem—I know nothing about chess.
Why is your bullet so goated compared to rapid
You put a lot of thought into your responses. But how would I show you how it works, or how would I teach u through dichord.
So that's the problem—I'm a complete novice when it comes to chess.
this seems very ai
What's like artificial intelligence
It's because I'm not very good at English.
Oh sorry, do you understand what I'm saying though, how would I teach you chess through text messages, also what language do you speak?
I can speak English with you because I can use Google Chrome, and if I don't know something, I'll look it up there.
I get that, but what language do you speak. And how do I teach you chess through messages.
I'll DM you tomorrow morning. I'll figure out a way and let you know then.
Is a dm inside of dischord?
are there any words that is "A_i_i"?
idk u tell me
alibi?
Oh yeahhh genius
thanks
Why did u need to know that
is it wordle
maybe
i got "a_e"
xAxEx
Oh
i got the letter L somewhere in the word
Ok
nah its xAxEL
Idk
If it is not it won't let u do it so it won't count as guess so mind as well do it
no vagel aint a word
Ok
i guess Audio and its now AUxxx (oml=oh my lord)
OMG
What
I GUESSED AUNTS AND its now auntx
Aunty?
got it
What is it
it was aunty, xUxx(O)
5
ertiasdfgjlm cant be used
Did it hit him or not
it didnt
uummm
Continue...
i did not see finger parts fly off
wtf is buxom?
That was answer?
yea
No clue what that is
SLUxx (with N somewhere)
omg it was but i guessed slump by accident
so there is a A,N,L,E
Clean
omg, glean
Oh
Ok I can't do anything for like 3 or 4 min cuz I have to scoop cat litter so one second
oml MAxOR
manor
omg, i guessed parle and now i have all the letters
ok i give up on it
@wise mortar
Good Saturday
Wow... that's perfect 👍 Enjoy!
@torn relic
can some admin/mod kindly provide the image file for the
emoji
i'm trying to make my own emoji for my own server to promote chess in that specific community
nevermind i forgot right click existed

What do you think of this idea for a chess variation
Chess Absolute - One player has all 16 pieces. You have only one King, one Queen, and a piece that can move anywhere on the board. That "absolute" piece cannot check, let alone eat the King
The rooks would likely already be dead for the first moves of the latter
the variation is decent but after not long people will probably solve it and see that one side will always win
Oh it is because Rooks, Knights, Queen, King eats it, then every other piece is now weak
if black has absolute plus queen then white can go knight c3 and knight f3, then pawn a3 and h3, and now all pieces are connected and absolute piece cant take anything without losing, and if everything remains connected and protected, it would be pretty hard for black to do alot
even after rooks gone one queen is probably not enough
even with absolute
What if they decide to kill the Knights after the Rooks (unless those move, but they can get the queen)
the queen cant do much
So Pawns Bishops and Knights would still be able to defeat Black
look if absolute takes the queen, then king can take absolute
two bishops + two knights with 8 pawns > one queen
even a 900 elo would mostly win against expert with 2 bishops, 2 knights and 8 pawns vs only one queen with nothing else
expert having the queen, 900 having the knights bishops pawns
hi
Hello
cheese
I feel like I'm learning chess in this server by having multiple people's say in one position
thats good fr
Chat please keep it not Chess related
Oh hello
Omg ada indo coy
jjj
Indonesia? I am your neighbor from singapore
Ok
Orange was invented by Big Paint to sell more paint 
Also why did blud fwd his own msg
Could have just copypasted it lol
yall I have a hypothetical
If you woke up tomorrow and discovered you were the last person on Earth, with everyone else suddenly gone, what would you do?
guys I need friends so bad
I’ve been playing unranked for a while i started playing ranked again with my old skill level.. why are we a minute in and im up 15 points of material and about to get mate
Asking for friends doesn't get friends. Ik from personal experience. 🙂
Well, "be friend" could be a long way. By now, I'm searching for someone that wants to speak in english and play chess. I'm not often online, but if you are intrested DM me, i will answer you when i'll be online
@timid forum Food for thought
was he somehow related to inception
Kidding aside, the Harvard professors I have been listening to emphasize the importance of practicing gratitude in life and embracing all emotions.
👑 Your Royal Challenge Message
“Hear this.
The throne of King Zeek seeks worthy blades.
If you believe your skill can withstand the king’s board, step forward and present your challenge.
Victory may earn you a place among the Twelve Royal Blades — defeat will simply honor the Crown.”
connect/
It's the other way around (/connect)
I am feeling bad for pentala , imagine what he must be going through after doing several queen sacrifices in a single tournament and still cannot finish in top 5
Hiii
bro ran out of queen sacrifices
what do I say he scarrificed himself for his queen , great
I want to watch a horror movie.
which one ?
28 Years Later
Could you check if you have it on your Netflix?
yeah we have
Great! I need to check if I have the energy to hang out tonight.
check where ?
Myself. I need to be fully comfortable first. My energy was consumed this afternoon.
wait, tell me how to play unranked
while creating a game just toggle off the rated button there
cool
I decided to start working on my own chess game, I'm calling it Ludus Regis
I would show some pictures but I can't for some reason. I have some diagrams and the rules written out lol
Cat
hello
Unblock me please @primal fern! I cannot live without you. I am not content with my life without you! I'll surrender my integrity for you. Let's be friends! 
The AM hours are getting to me!
I want to befriend Neuro so bad! 😭 🙏
I want Neuro! Not his "standing desk"! 
Bro it's okay 🫂 I am your friend now
Wow! Thank you for being supportive! 🫂
Now entertain me or coach me for free! 🤗
😏Nice trick, Well I dont but I have someone for you
Anyone wanna play??
if u want to play me, 1500 rapid, 1100 blitz 1350 bullet
Ur username?
I had pawns on both sides so impossible to stop
you could have won if you did not give your two rooks for queen
2 rooks and 1 queen was pointed straight at me
you can see chess analysis on how the game got almost equal after you traded the rooks for the queen instead of winning
bro what
not tiktok, wrong app
nothing's up but the cieling
I love playing under 1000 elo want to play?
you might learn abit maybe maybe not who knows
dont take any breaks ever
play atleast once a day or something
yea
but chess will be part of my life
for me I'll probably play chess almost every week even if its a little
I'm thinking about switching to only playing classical and rapid
no I played 10 min games the most
then I realized
that there is a reason they call it "rapid"
because 10 mins is a fast time in chess, i did not realize that until recently
then I began playing classical aswell
if I had known about this, I would have played more classical earlier to be even better than I am today at chess
I can play bullet but mostly on my phone
there are many times for classical, one is 90 mins with 30 sec increment
but some less extreme ones are nice
like 30 mins 10 sec increment
90 mins with 30 sec increment seems diabolical
but in high elo chess its not as much
in world cup tournament its different
its like 90 mins with 30 sec increment for first 40 moves, then 30 mins added after 40 moves (with 30 sec increment still)
because of the high stakes and extreme elo games and Fide obviously wants the best chess player to win and not the one who just didnt have enough time to think
all GMs at the top level can use their time to calculate many variations all the way to the end of the game
yoooo!!
I’ve had lizard soup before & had snake meat this week. Reptiles aren’t safe around me. I don’t think this will work out 
This is the Chess.com profile of thehonuredonee. Take a look!
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Rapid: 1894 (1908 peak)
Blitz: 1460 (1600 peak)
Bullet: 973 (1499 peak)
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Gd-hfaKWLSx75MnoIcdbKSJdRZLQMYyU/view?usp=sharing, does the guy playing look like a cheater?
Trash advice dont listen to this
<@&745328830649991179> sus link and public accusation?
Monkey be vibing on one of those old JB songs
sybau
hi
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