💬〡general-off-topic

[young cosmos]

i opened a realm for my chess playing friends

if anyone wanna just dm or @ me ur minecraft username

[dusk sparrow]

Imagine being 600 elo

[harsh spear]

Imagine being 700 elo

[scenic bane]

blud is 100 rating points higher

[harsh spear]

Remember kids, there's always a bigger fish in the sea.

[dusk sparrow]

You just need to touch some grass 2000

[harsh spear]

Please don't include me with those peasant 2000s. I am 2100 blitz.

[grim edge]

imagine thinking you are a fox 💀😂😂🙏🙏

[scenic bane]

you need to work on your chess 😬

[dusk sparrow]

Ok 600🥀

[harsh spear]

Femboys are GOATed vro. Also furries are fine dude. Just let em be.

[dusk sparrow]

I’m tryingg😭

[harsh spear]

Mate you are <500.

I even need to work on my chess.

[scenic bane]

i’m not. i just haven’t played any rated games yet. that’s why it shows i’m below 500

[harsh spear]

Do u have otb?

[dusk sparrow]

Hmm sureee

[harsh spear]

Otb rating

[scenic bane]

i have a national rating which is 1500ish but i haven’t played enough games yet to have a fide rating

[scenic bane]

u sure?

[harsh spear]

I'm unrated FIDE unfortunately but I'm well around 1700-ish strength. I've been playing for a year.

[scenic bane]

i’ve participated in like 1 fide otb tournament

[dusk sparrow]

The question is…are you?

[harsh spear]

I have 3 titled wins so far, played 5 otb tournaments.

[scenic bane]

yes. i can prove it

[scenic bane]

nice, what titles

[harsh spear]

Strong NM otb, WCM otb. FM blitz chess.com.

[dusk sparrow]

He doesn’t need to prove himself to you <500

[scenic bane]

nice

NM isn’t a thing in my country unfortunately

[harsh spear]

Would've gotten 4 titled wins if I didn't choke against a WFM on blitz chess.com 🥀

I was completely cooking her until I hung mate in 2

[brisk thistle]

Howdy

Hello

[dusk sparrow]

Hi Gary

[brisk thistle]

No

I'm incredible Gassy

I'm here for Garry's Birthday Party

[dusk sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/gary-gary-meow-gary-cat-gary-the-snail-gif-25637603

[scenic bane]

i don’t think you should be trying to put people down who are higher rated than you. although i don’t have a stable chess.com rapid rating yet. i do have a lichess one and a otb one

[dusk sparrow]

I don’t…

[scenic bane]

you are 💀

[dusk sparrow]

You just have the humour of a snail 💀

[scenic bane]

i don’t, you’re just bad at making jokes 😃

[brisk thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-incredibles-meme-gassy-incredibles-mr-incredible-meme-gif-16951082123294203219

Stop arguing

Ples

[scenic bane]

what is the mr incredible thing 😓

[dusk sparrow]

I know you didn’t just talk to the alpha sigma wolf like that 🐺 “howls”

[scenic bane]

tf

[brisk thistle]

"Sorry won't cut it"

[scenic bane]

what time control

was it like 5 mins or?

[harsh spear]

5+0 blitz

[harsh spear]

Nah bro @dusk sparrow is 2500+ fr

He's very good.

[grim edge]

spam

[scenic bane]

we’re you like low on time when you hung mate? because that happened to me a few times as well 😓

[harsh spear]

Yes:(

[gray gull]

how to send images

[scenic bane]

i hung mate so many times because i was under 20 secs

[scenic bane]

do you have image perms?

[gray gull]

no

[scenic bane]

than you can’t

[gray gull]

i dont think so

how to get image perms

[scenic bane]

you can check by pressing “+” button

[scenic bane]

i’m not sure sorry

[gray gull]

yea it only says polls or use apps

[harsh spear]

@gray gull u can send images by using trusted role.

Do /trust

[gray gull]

i connected

still doesnt show an option where i can send files/images

now i can

thanks!

[harsh spear]

You're welcome bro:)

[brisk thistle]

How bro

[drowsy phoenix]

Im drunk chat

[lost perch]

Hi

Guys

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/christian-bale-american-psycho-walk-jam-patrick-bateman-gif-15074638149862812743

[fervent stream]

Why isn't Basix in this server grt

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[dreamy coral]

Anyone from india?

[burnt hedge]

Why is die with a smile so overused? I hear that everyday.

[turbid iris]

IF THE WORLD WAS ENDING I'D WANNA BE NEXT YOU YOOUUUUUUUUUUUU

ID WANNA HOLD YOU, JUST FOR A WHILE

idk the next lyrics

[sharp olive]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-yawn-cute-stare-tongue-out-gif-17761527

[willow bough]

https://spotify.link/dKlh7l1XzXb

[turbid iris]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1Rue04MVaTGF5hPWHcAHIC?si=a6b105687cab41fb

[willow bough]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[willow bough]

https://spotify.link/A8uhyHeYzXb

[turbid iris]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0jq26CqvhkHchmuPC8yWXa?si=6eb21b1b7383446e

[willow bough]

https://spotify.link/1StmGfoYzXb

[turbid iris]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6dw6BquK0Mv72p6HpusqKN?si=c7727f9d408a4cd0

[willow bough]

https://spotify.link/NDuL1aAYzXb

[turbid iris]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0vFOzaXqZHahrZp6enQwQb?si=07a9dcf5e4864527

[sharp olive]

https://tenor.com/view/blake-lively-time-to-party-party-time-happy-b-day-bday-gif-940325354653023887

[willow bough]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0Brx9I3vh7Po30gxsTtLz5?si=be9ad68013674eba

[turbid iris]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6S55eSTIUpArvT3gb7je5D?si=741f85c0010b4367

[elfin briar]

i'm a coconut

[turbid iris]

cococococonut

[willow bough]

“What do you want to do?”

“I don’t know what I want to do”
😆

[sharp olive]

https://tenor.com/view/officer-doofy-salute-doofy-gilmore-scary-movie-gif-12007284100724869735

[willow bough]

Then, Vaibhav enters and starts streaming Indian songs.

[turbid iris]

Sounds about right

[willow bough]

Did you know that Bonnie and Clyde are Aries and Libra?

Like what the freak

[turbid iris]

FR?

[willow bough]

yeah

[turbid iris]

waaaaooooo

let's rob a bank

[willow bough]

Vaibhav won't approve

No more Indian songs for us

[turbid iris]

@fluid isle Would you kindly allow us to rob various banks in honor of Bonnie & Clyde?

We will play your handmade Indian playlist during the process! 😁

[willow bough]

Sir rahat fateh ali khan for the win!

[fluid isle]

I am not the bank manager 😂

[turbid iris]

We seek your guidance and wisdom
Oh 2k+ rated player

[fluid isle]

Hope u guys liked it hahah

[fluid isle]

Which bank? Power bank?

[turbid iris]

I enjoy driving. I was born for this

Any bank that has money bags

[fluid isle]

Wow...pls don't use mobile 📱 while driving 🚫

[turbid iris]

Im not driving atm. Im saying I enjoy driving

[fluid isle]

Oh ok that's great, so u want to drive sportscar that's why 😂

[turbid iris]

Yes, when I have my career set, Ima buy something speedy

Tbh, I'd like a 2021 Type R Civic, & I already have in mind how to customize it :>

[willow bough]

We can listen to this part while we are being chased by the authorities

@fluid isle This is what I like the most

Sir Rahat and his magic tongue

[fluid isle]

That's amazing for u! Will be happy to see it happen 😄 then can invite us also

[turbid iris]

Better yet, we can listen to @fluid isle and HIS magic tongue
An entire playlist composed of energetic Indian songs covered by Vaibhav

[willow bough]

I know nothing about cars.

[turbid iris]

I would pay top dollar

I know a decent amount of things about cars

But I just want a Type R

[unborn saffron]

R

[willow bough]

I watched the Fast and the furious.

[willow bough]

Send picture

I don't know what that is

[willow bough]

Nice

Looks like a car

[turbid iris]

Basically a standard civic hatchback but extra sporty

[fluid isle]

Wow...happy to hear his. I have this full original song yesterday I was about to click but didn't. He is a legendary singer and his family is in this industry for about 500 years ago. His dad was on the another level but he is like 10-20% only. But, one of the best singer.

[willow bough]

10-20%? Wow! I want to know more about his dad.

[fluid isle]

I haven't created any playlist but can listen hahah

[fluid isle]

Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan was his dad, on YouTube many songs should be there.

[fluid isle]

Sunroof idea 💡 for u 😂

[unborn saffron]

Integra Type S supremacy

[willow bough]

I remember the sunroof! 😆😭

[turbid iris]

I prefer hatchbacks

More fun to drive imo

2025 Audi S3 Im interested in

[unborn saffron]

I’ll be content with my $200 01 accord 😂

[turbid iris]

Something unrealistic I'd like, a Porche 911

[wispy depot]

Next car im finna get an old buick or cadillac and do it all custom

[willow bough]

I want a grand Wagoneer or wrangler

[turbid iris]

That's more family vibes

A Trackhawk would meet middle ground, although I haven't driven one

[wispy depot]

Fast cars r lame bruh just getting tickets constantly for nothing

[turbid iris]

GETTING TICKETS FOR THE THRILL

SAME CONCEPT AT A AMUSEMENT PARK

YOU PAY A TICKET, YOU ENJOY THE RIDE

[unborn saffron]

The 918s cool. Like a James Bond car but super fast

[willow bough]

I like classic cars.

[wispy depot]

All i want is an oldie i can do custom interior and sound system in

[unborn saffron]

Do one like the dudes down in El Paso with the hydraulics and shiny paint

[wispy depot]

Nah vermont has shit weather and road salt anything like that will get ruined anyway

[turbid iris]

I want smol fast car, vroom vroom, scrrt scrrt

https://tenor.com/view/going-fast-fast-riding-fast-riding-fast-bike-gif-12090663477161380777

[wispy depot]

I had my phase with that shit, too old now

[unborn saffron]

I feel you. NYs got some salt too

[turbid iris]

Nah, don't say that. I don't wanna be you

Age doesn't determine preference in cars, I refuse to believe that

[unborn saffron]

Did you see that super fast electric one that needs suction to prevent takeoff

[wispy depot]

Nah plenty of geezers love fast cars just not me lol i grew to prefer comfort and luxury over speed

[turbid iris]

Why not both

[wispy depot]

Money

[turbid iris]

Trueeeee

[willow bough]

@fluid isle What do you want?

[wispy depot]

I dont like working so therefore i am not rich 😂

i earn enough to travel play chess and save a little thats about it

[turbid iris]

I hope I nail the upcoming exam I have so I can start makin bank 😭

[unborn saffron]

Sounds like a good life to me

[turbid iris]

If you don't work, what do you do all day???

[wispy depot]

I work just not full time 😂

[unborn saffron]

I need work to stay sane

[turbid iris]

Likewise

[willow bough]

All I need is a good friend to get through my work week.

[sharp olive]

https://tenor.com/view/tatanka-buffalo-gif-19174542

[unborn saffron]

Geology’s awesome because I don’t have to sit inside all day. I’d probably change my mind if I worked in a office

[wispy depot]

Yeah my work is always outdoors i cant do indoor shit

factory jobs pay so much here but i am not staying inside with no sunlight for 13 hours a day

[unborn saffron]

My sentiments exactly

[turbid iris]

I've worked Target before and the calm atmosphere at some point got to me
I need a noisy or fast-paced environment to breathe

[unborn saffron]

Target doesn’t seem calm to me

[turbid iris]

I don't think my personality fits an office setting

[unborn saffron]

That place stresses me out

[wispy depot]

Target is like white woman hell

[turbid iris]

The scent is that of a hospital. You walk alone into isles and there's a lack of noise. The white lighting is everywhere. Spend enough time there and you go insane

It's a mental asylum

[unborn saffron]

I have worked in the ER/ICU before so maybe that’s it

[turbid iris]

I dealt with a few Karens

Legit asked me to speak to my manager 😭

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https://tenor.com/view/gun-joker-shoot-gif-15052039

[wispy depot]

i shopped at target like twice (we never had one in my state until a couple years ago) and vowed to never go there again

catch me at the asian market instead 😂

[unborn saffron]

TYPE SHEE

Asian Market supremacy

[modest swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1422976369532604526/image0.gif

[wispy depot]

Toe

[modest swan]

uwu

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-asian-gif-24520897

[fluid isle]

Many things 😂 not one or two

[willow bough]

Let's figure it out together

[fluid isle]

Yes sure, need sometime! 😅 Just woke up 😴

[balmy steppe]

Coolguy72

[sharp olive]

https://tenor.com/view/antsy-blah-blake-lively-bleh-bore-gif-9217529870975544701

[unborn saffron]

Hi bored, I’m Dad

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/african-natives-tribal-gif-5020552

[sharp olive]

https://tenor.com/view/yawn-yawning-sleepy-tired-gif-2534042767085308809

[unborn saffron]

So uh, the weather today… is quite temperate

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/smizing-gif-19588019

[woeful mural]

in st. louis it's rain, rain, RAIN

[jade musk]

does anyone play steal a brainrot

[unborn saffron]

That sounds like a game my students would play

[sharp olive]

https://tenor.com/view/monday-mondays-next-meh-computer-gif-14064957893471972375

[warm tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-mario-bored-waiting-boring-gif-8441237135347638084

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/chopsuey-wake-up-systemof-the-down-gif-4853831

[warm tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-don-the-simpsons-padrino-molto-bene-gif-15131073

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-pablo-lonely-alone-gif-12928789

[sudden ridge]

can anyone defeat me in chess com and win prize?

[sacred perch]

hello

anyone here

[wispy depot]

no were all asleep vro

[peak plank]

@ripe yew Why is silksong so big

[sacred perch]

any indian here

[grim edge]

suree

[sacred perch]

i made a short on diwali

rate it out of 10

https://youtube.com/shorts/2uQ0_Mn9nvs?si=_KOmv8TYuyv7qU06

[grim edge]

ayy this some good shit

gonna do numbers on youtube for sure

[willow bough]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-sweet-dreams-night-sleep-bedtime-gif-1482467692637512272

[latent smelt]

When I lived alone, I was much poorer than now. At that time, it was almost winter. I was starving to death, and school was holding a sports meeting. My friend asked me to go to school because he could give me the rest of the food left by those people. When everyone left, a lot of food left on the field. I got bread and Red Bull. I'm sure I've been fighting poverty, even though I've experienced it too early

[ripe yew]

💀

[ripe yew]

MOUNT EBOTT
MOUNT CELESTE

mf 7 layers of hell from Dante's inferno

[teal cargo]

Guys, the Ferrari F80 isn't that bad, but the new SC40, that's really ugly

Also, the 12 cilindri just looks like a Rover SD1 from front, else is not that bad

[broken tapir]

Can one use a tank as a race car?

[teal cargo]

Some models can go fast

Some can't

Specify model

[broken tapir]

T34/85?

[teal cargo]

It has a V12, so you can remove some armour, turret

Make it lightweight

It will make it as fast as a Honda Accord

[broken tapir]

Weisel can go pretty fast.

[teal cargo]

But it's tracks are not that grippy. If it had rubber tires, then we can talk speed

[broken tapir]

FCM can also be good

No Armour is best armour

[teal cargo]

2 tons is really lightweight

[broken tapir]

Yeah

[teal cargo]

But again, tracks

[broken tapir]

FCM doesn't have tracks

[teal cargo]

Which one

[broken tapir]

Courtesy of French tanks

[broken tapir]

FCM is a ww2 French tank with wheels

[teal cargo]

I saw two models, 36 and f1

Both have tracks

[broken tapir]

Sorry wrong tank

AMX 10 RC

[teal cargo]

Well you know what

Tanks won't have that great cornering ability

They also lack low centre of gravity

As for rally racing

They will be outpaced by a dirt bike

All tanks lack agility

Almost

[primal fern]

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[primal fern]

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[broken tapir]

Ok

[grim edge]

doneee

[broken tapir]

Did I I it?

YEAHHHHH

[harsh portal]

Turns out flipper can play chess

[tranquil dock]

who wanna play chess

[true citrus]

I do

[raven scaffold]

my account got closed for violating FairPlay rules
Is there any chances of getting back my account after appeal process

[teal cargo]

Why isn't that thing banned?

[harsh portal]

It’s not really that bad tbh

[teal cargo]

But it can be misused

It's like a master key with a blade, a screwdriver, a bug and lot more . Like a great tool for criminals

[harsh portal]

Honestly to do anything that would be damaging would require a fair amount of work and at that point you can just get something for $15 on Amazon

[native berry]

bro

a guy named his dog gmail ☠️ 🤪 🥺

[neon bear]

im farticus

no lie

im not lying, its the truth

istg

[dawn cape]

yesterday, i joined a vc and there's a girl and 2 boys, i asked them 4 help and they said i'm not a girl, get out , how to roast them

[undone shadow]

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[grim edge]

fun fact of the day or what

[modest swan]

Loving yourself is kinda fire
I personally wouldnt do it but you guys definitely should

[halcyon fractal]

my belief was that women were housing a sacred sanctuary of the Holy Spirit and they were well aware of it

hence, they never masturbate

[grim edge]

chess cat you should love yourself

[prime badge]

Mrrrrrowwwwww

We got told to move here

https://tenor.com/view/puppy-puppy-girl-puppygirl-anime-nonsense-gif-12904173551240354531

[austere ore]

guys how can I be able to speak in voice chat

[primal fern]

you can now

[primal fern]

there is a 2nd chance account you can get through support

@raven scaffold what is your username

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-gif-27570735

[willow bough]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-ambulance-gif-27003480

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/relax-monky-sunday-relax-monky-sunday-monkey-gif-23945956

[willow bough]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-dancing-orangutan-monkey-dance-happy-monkey-gif-12702179649294906179

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-spin-monkey-monke-adios-monkey-adios-gif-17577788299631765224

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/japanese-macaque-snow-monkey-hot-springs-chill-tranquil-gif-3101784381988651643

monkey meditate

[unborn saffron]

I saw those monkeys when I went to Japan- one jumped in my hotspring

Another time a monkey stole my underwear in Nepal from a cloths line. Threw it right into a tree.

Macaques are always up to no good

[wispy depot]

gotta kill a couple and hang the bodies up so they know you arent playing 😂

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/monk-banana-monkey-banán-vemsibanán-gif-1312652739884654457

[unborn saffron]

That’s what them old lady’s be doing in the Inaka. They call themselves the monkey busters

[woeful summit]

Anyone there

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/iltza-monkey-hi-gif-8926517403912912166

[brittle scarab]

is there a specific bundle where i can get all 3 of i.e nameplate avatar decor and also profile effect ???? with orbs?

[lunar basin]

no way bro

they scored in 2 mins

i love how they still think liverpool gonna win

[turbid iris]

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[halcyon fractal]

who do u guys think gonna win chopin competition?

in final showdown tonight

[charred osprey]

im confused i linked my chess account i still cant talk in vc??

[fervent stream]

Trtrrrtrtrtrtrtrt rg rt

[grim edge]

hello you m-fs. i am a pie ce of po op who deserves being ignored. i am a cre-ep. i am unimportant. give me sympathy ohh he's sad. i'm not a bot

[dusk sparrow]

Must be a bot

[grim edge]

100 percent

[wispy depot]

crazy like fox news!

[grim edge]

your mom i'm in 1900 elo you're below me

[wispy depot]

why did u post the exact same thing in the lichess discord 😭

[grim edge]

hahahaha

[wispy depot]

😂

[spark python]

Hi I am not much into chess though I purchased a full marble chess set. Unfortunately it got broken during shipping, I did get my money back though i was wondering if anyone knows a good place to get it restored?? This board was meant to be for my boyfriend. I am based in the uk btw. Also I do know about those marble kits though I would rather go to someone more professional.. also money ain’t much of a problem.

[harsh spear]

Just glue it back together.

[spark python]

Not as easy as that, it’s made from pure marble and it broke unevenly with dusty parts. Are you able to play chess on an uneven board?

I kind of want it to look good also, not done ugly.

[harsh spear]

Idk bro just ship it to japan and have em repair with gold it's an art form or something in japan iirc

[spark python]

That would look hideous. And I think it’s also a stupid idea with all honesty, why fly it to Japan? Also gold would look tacky as anything.

[harsh spear]

Fair enough. But there's an entire video on YouTube on how to repair marble with instant glue 💀 (with other materials required as well iirc)

Or you can just google marble repair shops near me or something

[trail stream]

helo what hapening

[spark python]

Okay I already know there are kits though glue is only temporary. And it’s a heavy board that would not work.

[harsh spear]

Ohh alr. Maybe googling marble repair shops or something might help. Or you could ask chatgpt for such shops and their locations I assume.

[spark python]

Yeah I have looked though I’m just seeing if anyone knows a good repair shop for chess boards specifically since it has a certain pattern to it

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-ape-chess-the-magic-sword-l'épée-enchantée-gif-14118551911161431104

[vital skiff]

Did I cook

[unborn saffron]

That reminds me of all the tik tok edits when I was in Nepal

[grim edge]

guys im tired.

[dusk sparrow]

I wouldn’t be surprised if that was a scene from star trek

[unborn saffron]

I never grew up with Star Trek, but every clip I see from it intrigues me

For a second I thought you said you got bricked up over your dish

[dusk sparrow]

Neither did I, but I like nerdy stuff lol.

[willow bough]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5Y35SjAfXjjG0sFQ3KOxmm?si=1c34b87ba024439c

[white crescent]

Remember, guys- in the WEST, you have freedom of speech. Except for every single place where large amounts of people or any people gather at this point. Basically, you can enjoy your freedom in your own bathroom when showering.

[primal fern]

try not to get into politics tho it has gotten pretty heated in the past

[primal fern]

you don't have freedom of speech in here though, there are rules in the server

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-26412572

This isn’t a political channel. General off topic is for the discussion and appreciation of monkeys only

[brazen vortex]

Like friday the 13th ? Help me beat Jason at chess. https://youtu.be/Cvwne85XiYw?si=mj6WfiO-ZRXAhf2O

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/xingxing-monkey-star-touching-grandma-gif-16915571209719074844

[willow bough]

https://tenor.com/view/nub-cat-nub-silly-cat-depression-depressed-gif-5883714320658611738

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/headphones-monkey-with-phone-t-shirt-gif-1001575695627845182

[fleet scroll]

Freedom of speech refers to speaking against the government, not all speech in all places

[fierce kelp]

Date a live has some peak music 🎵

[wintry crow]

Yeah, unless it's hate speech that talks about killing people
That isn't protected by free speech

[mental star]

freedom of speech has always been an illusion

privacy is being fought against

using the idea of crime to remove all privacy we have. Digital IDs, tracking. Soon privacy will be dead

[wintry crow]

It's better than other places thougt

[mental star]

Its always an illusion, they are slowly taking away everything. and we are just letting it happen

Look whats happening in the UK.

Using the idea of "child safety" to take away as much privacy as they can

Its a bad precident

Our generation is running out of time to save the free Internet built for us by our fathers.

What was once the promise of the free exchange of information is being turned into the ultimate tool of control.

Once-free countries are introducing dystopian measures such as digital IDs (UK), online age checks (Australia), and mass scanning of private messages (EU).

Germany is persecuting anyone who dares to criticize officials on the Internet. The UK is imprisoning thousands for their tweets. France is criminally investigating tech leaders who defend freedom and privacy.

A dark, dystopian world is approaching fast — while we’re asleep. Our generation risks going down in history as the last one that had freedoms — and allowed them to be taken away.

We’ve been fed a lie.

We’ve been made to believe that the greatest fight of our generation is to destroy everything our forefathers left us: tradition, privacy, sovereignty, the free market, and free speech.

By betraying the legacy of our ancestors, we’ve set ourselves on a path toward self-destruction — moral, intellectual, economic, and ultimately biological.

[wintry crow]

World wide web will become just web

[mental star]

Theyve come for privacy focused messaging platforms, soon theyll come for VPNs, proxies, monero. They want to monitor us all.

And we do nothing.

[wintry crow]

The idea of free market can't exist in a real "free market"

[wintry crow]

Just going to see what will happen

[mental star]

You put a frog into hot water, it will jump out. You slowly heat up water as it sits there. Itll do nothing until it dies.

Everyone says privacy doesnt matter if ur not doing anything wrong, until they make ur words into something illegal.

Soon to be on the internet you will have to be fully ID'd, and that is when the free world as we know it will be dead.

[vital merlin]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montceau-les-Mines_troubles

New WP page created

[pearl swallow]

Massive cyber attack is currently happening, a lot of big websites are currently down.

[mental star]

like what

[fleet scroll]

Hate speech is bad. I agree

[mental star]

someone got hacked

[pastel star]

amazon web services

[analog aspen]

<@&745328830649991179> unfortunate.

[winter laurel]

i remember this time when i ragebaited a guy

[winter steppe]

anyone got the lks

?

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monday-monkey-monday-gif-22979866

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-sitting-hands-between-legs-looking-both-sides-nosolohit-gif-9454587546014071678

[opaque kite]

https://humanornot.so/chat/909S7ZLC64

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/sanjay-chat-tamil-chat-star-chat-star-tamil-chat-startamilchat-gif-16815708946582796819

[trail prism]

<@&745328830649991179>

[wanton magnet]

any ways to cure headache?

[digital phoenix]

hammer

[wanton magnet]

that will just increase it
oh yeah sarcasm🫤

[unborn saffron]

DRINK WATER

[wanton magnet]

hmm it worked! even though i was hydrated but i guess i may lost some while playing chess

thanks btw

[winter lake]

Just for funs im putting my school fundraiser on here. Use Christian Moody or 49049831

https://pleasehelpmyschool.com/WHBAND

[tribal grove]

i don't remember date a live having many good songs

go summer girl, q&a, last promise are kinda ok i guess

[fierce kelp]

https://youtu.be/KG8rLtrUuXo?si=dJe6LR5PvpUHTKxJ

[tribal grove]

ost

[fierce kelp]

I said music not songs. The openings are good though but the bgm is peak of all time

[formal ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/voldemort-lord-voldemort-fuch-you-angry-harry-potter-memes-gif-2778441546002975604

[tribal grove]

i'm not feeling it but fair enough lel

[south sonnet]

Am i allowed to talk about God

[true citrus]

😕

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-breathing-geebabys-gif-20700824

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-voldemort-serious-harry-potter-villain-gif-13511254

[bright wind]

monkey meditate ?

he is in 4th dimension

[unborn saffron]

He has reached Nirvana

[formal ermine]

https://txnor.com/view/banned-gif-27463465

[next ore]

dm me

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/yikesjadaa-monkey-wizard-wizardmonkey-gif-23371162

[stable perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1162067185141825691/1426647970337783849/caption.gif

[turbid iris]

You should make a movie about that.

[thin jungle]

Anybody plaays roblox bet on rbx

[primal fern]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-8ball-shake-luck-answers-gif-16445859

[turbid iris]

Good Morning @primal fern!

[cedar tangle]

RIP Naroditsky https://www.instagram.com/p/DQCb9J7kfA4/

[willow bough]

Wow! You didn't say this to me when you woke up today!

[thin jungle]

U being serious

[uncut spindle]

Yeah even i saw the naroditsky news, rest in peace legend... he was the reason i got interested in chess, id speedwatch his videos, id fall asleep to them...

[turbid iris]

Uhm, please don’t get jealous of my bond with Neuro

[uncut spindle]

Thats real man, official from charlotte chess center

[willow bough]

I used to talk to him on his streams.

[uncut spindle]

I always found him as my chess inspiration, so logical, professional and tactical... id literally recommend my friemds to watch his videos

I dont want to believe this

But how did this happen? I mean i know this is not the right time to ask but he was such a heaalthy and outgoing chap, never felt like he had any medical/ psychological issues?

[willow bough]

I have no idea.

[grim edge]

hey guys i am new to dis chat trying to get better a chess it would be nice if sm1 is willing to play with me

[stable perch]

huh????

[willow bough]

He passed away.

[jovial coral]

Naroditsky no more?

wtf

[acoustic temple]

yo gyus what's the audience for the gospel of mark

[timid forum]

Bro I too just knew this through Emil 's tweet

[willow bough]

I know! Express your loss here https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1429884127112466573

[small ledge]

U just did 10 blunders in a row 🥰

[sage crater]

Had applied for chess.com regional streamer program few days ago still no response!I do have all necessary qualifications too

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-worried-monkey-speech-bubble-monkey-discord-monkey-speech-monkey-tired-gif-583680838144087741

[restive shuttle]

does anyone wanna play a game of rapid

[heady gorge]

What is your elo?

[restive shuttle]

800

[charred delta]

Looking for someone to learn Chess with me

[heady gorge]

Unlucky i dont have time rn 🙁

[dusk sparrow]

Anyone know how to eat more food daily?

[turbid iris]

<@&745328830649991179>

[unborn saffron]

Bruh ain’t no one gon fall for this

https://tenor.com/view/allypally-allypallyxcx-monkey-angry-monkey-monkey-bites-arms-hits-camera-gif-10470662908995578627

[heady gorge]

@stray gazelle Yes beacause he can play pawn e5 and fork your knight and bishop #💬〡improvement-talk

[grim edge]

guys can someone please send me a banger pfp cause i just dont know. :))

[unborn saffron]

Monkey pfp

[pliant elbow]

RIP DANYA!!!!!!!! 😭

[full furnace]

Haii Guys :3

[storm dove]

Can u pls dm me if you're from usa? I wanna ask summ

[buoyant kiln]

RIP danya, a true legend

[restive shuttle]

anyone wanna play

[hexed gulch]

wait shit rip danya

[full furnace]

i have problem

[unborn saffron]

?

[full furnace]

I have a problem with connecting my chess.com account with Dc because I don't have access to my chess.com account and now I have a problem

[weak forum]

bro HOW DID HE DIE NOOOO

[silk comet]

I love ksi

[unborn saffron]

When I was a sub teacher my students were always screaming “to the screen, to the ring…” KSI song

[primal fern]

wha'ts your chess.com ID?

[crude path]

Why did i randomly lose 500 elo in puzzles? did they rework the elo system?

[unborn saffron]

Yeah- they fixed it like the old one

[crude path]

600 elo is crazy though lol

i went from 2300 to 1700

[unborn saffron]

Right- but it’s more realistic now

[crude path]

i see a clear difference between the puzzles now and then (much easier now) but i imagine you're right since they would not change it for no reason

and it also sucks since i don't have a subscription so farming 600 elos takes a while lol

[unborn saffron]

I have a subscription just because of that

Should be free

[delicate ember]

just do lichess puzzles tbh they’re better anyways

[crude path]

i do not like lichess’s GUI

[fluid jasper]

Hi guys

Where can I buy magnetic chess?

Any good to buy frome amazon?

[frail barn]

From* 🤓 ☝️ ☝️ ☝️ ☝️ ☝️ ☝️ ☝️ ☝️

[hazy plover]

Does it have to magnetic?

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-sleeping-sleeping-drull-gif-8870594423811350

[strong orchid]

can someone set this to their background and set the board to translucent to see if it fits for them too

i assume it only works with the same brave browser

[timid forum]

Man I still can't believe , this is so sad

[sharp olive]

https://tenor.com/view/blake-lively-time-to-party-party-time-happy-b-day-bday-gif-940325354653023887

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/brexby-brexby-monkey-gif-24084684

[next ore]

https://m.youtube.com/@Sawready3yt

[tight kayak]

me???

[sharp olive]

https://tenor.com/view/tatanka-buffalo-gif-19174542

[placid oxide]

Bro what I just read about Danya

Actually sick to my stomach

[sharp olive]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-goat-funny-silly-head-gif-3471507

[sharp olive]

https://tenor.com/view/here-we-go-again-gta-gif-20483040

[fair thunder]

RIP Danya.

[sharp olive]

https://tenor.com/view/walk-girl-cemetery-cross-scared-gif-17039182

[glossy raven]

Can someone help me? I cant find cause of danya's death. I'm very late to the news

[sharp olive]

https://tenor.com/view/officer-doofy-salute-doofy-gilmore-scary-movie-gif-12007284100724869735

[analog aspen]

you have nothing to be concerned about, because the actual cause is undisclosed.

[fair thunder]

other channel. just scroll up.

[bright wind]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1429849269648490609/image0.gif

[sharp olive]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-dancing-nobody-puts-baby-in-the-corner-gif-6061757

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/smizing-gif-19588019

[sharp olive]

https://tenor.com/view/yellow-duck-yellow-duck-smoking-yellow-duck-smoking-cigarette-duck-smoking-cigarette-gif-16589306028949943459

[teal cargo]

I thought I should upload some gif

Because y'all were

[dense pewter]

why is that when my opponent's time reaches 0 but I still have time but i have no pieces remaining, its a draw instead of giving me the win? some cases i will have over 10 seconds more than my opponent but still draw

[cosmic parcel]

Because you can't checkmate the opponents king

[indigo brook]

Rip danya

[cosmic vessel]

😔

[rough stone]

rest in piece

[thin patio]

Rest in Peace*

[oak cliff]

piece as in chess pieces dumass

[sullen elm]

Hi

[calm forge]

wait danya died??????

brother how ?????

i just saw a post on insta

????

[plucky viper]

we don't know yet

[calm forge]

rip

[lunar pumice]

First time I got filmed

[lusty python]

sad cause danya died 😭

[half furnace]

my guy

kramnik just tweeting those is insane

after bullying him so hard and saying "hes on drugs" 😭

?

[pastel phoenix]

He got hacked

[half furnace]

how the f do you even get hacked

[pastel phoenix]

He clicked on a scam link

[half furnace]

and

you dont just get hacked by clicking on a scam link

[pastel phoenix]

He entered his password into scam link

[half furnace]

fake verify?

[half furnace]

there is no way

its 2025]

[pastel phoenix]

A WhatsApp scammer tried to scam my account by asking me to tell him 6 digit

[pastel phoenix]

And I heard that people fell for it still

[half furnace]

how insecure do you have to be to enter your password on a weird link

[pastel phoenix]

Idk bro

[pastel phoenix]

Someone tried hacking me too

[half furnace]

i got hacked accounts dm me 16 scam verification servers when i was server mod on a discord serv

but

[pastel phoenix]

Lol

[half furnace]

how is ts a scam

[pastel phoenix]

The 6 digit code is to transfer WhatsApp account

[rain flume]

🤣

[half furnace]

how is that possible

its a yt link

[pastel phoenix]

No, he did something else too

He basically used another phone, and tried to use my number on WhatsApp

[half furnace]

oh

so its just a popup

LMAO

[pastel phoenix]

Yea basically WhatsApp is saying, “Hmm, someone is trying to log into your account, they need the code to do so”

And ofc I’m not brain dead, so I didn’t give him the code

[half furnace]

its a popup

how can people not see the difference between a popup and a VIDEO

[pastel phoenix]

He thinks the video will brainwash them

[cloud ruin]

Lmao lol

[pastel phoenix]

Also, he said some very controversial stuff

[cloud ruin]

Just block

[pastel phoenix]

I exposed him to his other victims

[cloud ruin]

Nice

[pastel phoenix]

And yea I got his personal info but I won’t send it here

[cloud ruin]

How can Someone be so foolish to Assume that the The next person will not realise the scam

[pastel phoenix]

Because someone actually fell for the scam

[cloud ruin]

Wow....

[pastel phoenix]

Yea

[pastel phoenix]

I mean, that person who fell for the scam was like 10???

[cloud ruin]

Ofcourse

[pastel phoenix]

Yea, that guy was also a p*do, so I tracked that scammer

[cloud ruin]

Some anime Level stuff

[pastel phoenix]

L vs Kira

[cloud ruin]

Don't send it here

[pastel phoenix]

Wait why?

Isn’t exposing him good?

Go watch the vid first then decide

So @cloud ruin you there?

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/tuesday-blessings-tuesday-good-morning-tuesday-tuesday-morning-happy-tuesday-gif-152620688840588499

[cloud ruin]

Title Tuesday!!

[warm turtle]

@versed jackal Hi

[unborn saffron]

I’ll allow it. I have monkey Monday and won’t be greedy

[devout wharf]

is there magnus in this serveer

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-pushing-bully-gif-14333282

[restive shuttle]

does anyone wanna play a game of rapid

[versed cradle]

Hi

[restive shuttle]

yo

[versed cradle]

Hi I am hosting a tournament for prizes how wanna join no scam

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-monkey-mad-monkey-sassy-sad-gif-14704705

[twin skiff]

What languages y’all speak

[grim edge]

I think you should delete whatsapp, I’ve nvr trusted that app

[grim edge]

Are you going to have me play against a grandmaster or will I play with someone in my elo range?

[storm dove]

Pls dm me if you're from Usa

[hard vault]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-worried-monkey-speech-bubble-monkey-discord-monkey-speech-monkey-tired-gif-583680838144087741

[grim edge]

I am

[grim edge]

Why

[versed cradle]

Elo range

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-orange-spin-hat-one-brain-cell-gif-2745719316163357325

[grim edge]

I’m 1150 rapid & 980 blitz right now

[hard vault]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-cat-picachu-pokemon-push-gif-17529809

[grim edge]

Invite me to your tournament page

[versed cradle]

Wait 1-2 days for more players I start the tournament in 48 player containing prize

[grim edge]

You need to make a page so ppl cn be notified, there are a lot of non tournament related discussions here & I’d probably miss your tournament reminder. I don’t know, I’m sure you’ve got it under control

[versed cradle]

Come in my Facebook page ok

[grim edge]

Cn you tell me about the prize for winning and how many rounds/ games there are in order to win

[grim edge]

I don’t want to use Facebook

[versed cradle]

OK add me here

Friend me

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/im-building-construction-im-doing-something-monkey-log-gif-2100765934032562885

[storm dove]

I wanna ask summ

[hard timber]

If I provide funds to your account, please provide a brief outline how you intend to use the funds and their purpose💗kindly dm me right away😘

[lapis topaz]

I wrote the New York Times crossword puzzle today

[unborn saffron]

Whattttt

That’s sick

[dusk stone]

Yooo
Hellooo

[turbid iris]

<@&745328830649991179>

https://tenor.com/view/gun-joker-shoot-gif-15052039

[eternal folio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0giLkuoVRRw&t=26s\

[proud trout]

How to get the elo roles?

[unborn saffron]

Connect your account

Someone send the gif idk where it it

[twin skiff]

My elo is a little bit above 100 I’m like 130 elo

100 exactly actually

[unborn saffron]

You will gain elo fast at that level

[naive wind]

I think i might be an alien

[primal fern]

connect your account

[proud trout]

Connect to what

[naive wind]

then if you watch some opening traps and learn a decent opening ( i recommend italian for white and caro- cann maybe french defence for black) you will reach 1k elo easily

everybody blunder a lot at those ratings

im 900 and they still blunder

[storm dove]

Yall can anyone pls do me a favor? Dm

[proud trout]

No one plays good moves which lead to these traps at this level

[proud trout]

No one plays caro kann at 1500-1600 against me, who would play it at 100-200 level

[naive wind]

i dont get your point

do you want to say its bad or

[proud trout]

Caro kann is not popular with beginners

[naive wind]

idk most people seem to play it so i assumed

if anything they blunder a lot

just gotta have an open eye and dont blunder yourself

[proud trout]

Players who reached 1500+ play it or some 800+ play if they have just learned the first 2 moves c6 and d5

[naive wind]

no for me if i learn some opening and i want to play it i learn most of the variations

[proud trout]

Alien gambit or martian gambit works well with caro in bullet

[naive wind]

yea i know alien

i tried to play it but failed

[proud trout]

I have just fixed on 2-4 openings i dont play many

[naive wind]

but you can always decline

[proud trout]

I played martian and won ez

[naive wind]

i like italian game for white

[proud trout]

Due to lesser time in bullet, some dont

[naive wind]

i was playing queens gambit but i started to get bored

all the games were same

[proud trout]

I just play the english or the queen's pawn, maybe kia or the ruy lopez

[storm dove]

Yall can anyone pls do me a favor? Dm

[naive wind]

• i was playing kings indian for black but the position alwasy stayed closed in those games so i switched to normal most popular moves

[naive wind]

is english englund gambit?

[proud trout]

Sicilian, stafford for black

[naive wind]

sicilian i know

[proud trout]

They are different

[naive wind]

but there are a lot of ways to go

[naive wind]

oh i see

[proud trout]

The most vast openings are ruy lopez and Sicilian

[proud trout]

English is c4 for white
Englund is d4 e5 for black

[naive wind]

ruy lopez is e4 knight and bishop attacking enemy knight right?

[storm dove]

Yall can anyone pls do me a favor? Dm

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-breathing-geebabys-gif-20700824

[unborn panther]

Hi guys I'm new here I need some help about custom chess variants cause My stupid head still don't understand

[formal ermine]

connect cc account

[formal ermine]

what do you need help with?

[unborn panther]

How do I create the chess variant that I have in mind? and how do I submit them to I don't even know , who should I send?

My head Is stubborn rn

It's isn't like the other chess variant that have some overpowered pieces or have an army lind of like normal chess

The goal is not to checkmate but rather knight's tour inspired

[restive shuttle]

anyone up for a game of rapid? just tryna get better. Feel pretty stuck...

[formal ermine]

Whats your elo?

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Masood Ahmed (pixelatedxpert)

This is the Chess.com profile of pixelatedxpert. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Masood Ahmed (pixelatedxpert)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 571 (981 peak)
Blitz: 218 (702 peak)
Bullet: 318 (800 peak)

[formal ermine]

I'm pretty ass

dm or @ me if you're down

[restive shuttle]

800 but im on a diff acc

[formal ermine]

wanna play?

[restive shuttle]

brother i could guarentee youd probably beat me

unrated?

[formal ermine]

Look at my /profile

[formal ermine]

yh sure

[restive shuttle]

ive lost to many with a much lower elo than me

@formal ermine dmed you

[formal ermine]

I used to play a ton and a yr ago i was like 1100 on lichess and around 1k on cc now i'm like 400 smth and i have not played for a longgg time

[proud trout]

e4 e5
Nf3 Nc6
Bb5

[proud trout]

I used to play until 2023

[formal ermine]

@restive shuttle Cant dm

[restive shuttle]

happens, ive been stuck on 800 for years now haha

[proud trout]

And now started in 2025

[restive shuttle]

i dmed you in message reqs

[formal ermine]

start

move @restive shuttle

[proud trout]

Your usernames?

[primal fern]

hey can you please connect your account for trusted role

that's the only way you can access the whole server and get the roles you wanted

[proud trout]

How to connect account to chess.com

[primal fern]

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[proud trout]

Thx

Done

[primal fern]

you're connected now

[proud trout]

Yes

[restive shuttle]

@formal ermine ggs man

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@proud trout With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[formal ermine]

bRO I MOUSESLIPED

[restive shuttle]

you were playing really good but that last moment blunder

[formal ermine]

I mouseslipedd

[restive shuttle]

its alright lol ggs

youre good

[formal ermine]

I meant to move queen then trade

[restive shuttle]

didnt notice you were pakistani

[formal ermine]

oh yh

wbu?

[restive shuttle]

your neighbour ♥️ my friend

[formal ermine]

pakistani?

[restive shuttle]

ye i was wondering that too

[restive shuttle]

indian bro

[formal ermine]

Mousesliped

[formal ermine]

srry I'm lowk slow

[restive shuttle]

i was gonna hit a pawn and the knight so i thought you were trying to defend that threat

[restive shuttle]

its alr br me too 💔

[formal ermine]

I blundered the queen

[restive shuttle]

😭

[formal ermine]

nws

anyways i have an exam tmrw i rlly gotta study

bye

[pastel coral]

Hello everyone.
I'm a newbie who started using chess.com a few months ago.

I just encountered a bug where three games were running simultaneously during a match. Ultimately, all games ended in time-out losses. Where should I report this bug to get my rating refund? The site's ‘support’ tab only has a chatbot repeating the same responses, which isn't helpful..

[proud trout]

Lmao im indian too

[formal ermine]

open a ticket

in support link

[pastel coral]

I'm sorry. Is there a feature to create tickets within this image?

a, i cant upload image..

[wooden gust]

Hi

[willow bough]

You need to connect your account first to be able to send images. Then, you can try and report that bug in #beta-club

In terms of your rating refund, you may need to reach out to support team.

[pastel coral]

I send my bug case in contact support chat room!

User name: puleugo

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/guilhermeme-monkey-gif-20016247

[proud trout]

Wait
This is my new discord account so it isn't 14 days old, and i just connected it today with cdc, what should i do

[unborn saffron]

Not be racist, Sukuna

[proud trout]

[pastel coral]

I'm not an English speaker, so I might not fully understand the conversation. I apologize for any inconvenience.

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-running-monkey-gibbon-running-gif-14143153164553693972

[old canyon]

Lol since when is it that serious just say things however you want the important thing is we should be able to understand

[near portal]

Guys, what's the best book for chess beginners?

[grim edge]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[proud trout]

I cant tell the best but i have a very good book for endgames which i had bought in 2021

100 endgames every beginner must know
By jesus de la villa

[restive shuttle]

is anyone up for a rapid game

[naive wind]

yea thats what im saying

i just cant memorise squares yet

i havent tried tbh and i dont know how to start either

[grim edge]

guys i need to study

.

[proud trout]

I got your point but made it more specific

[narrow leaf]

Er her russisk?

[nocturne elk]

Thought blud was Venom for a sec lol

https://tenor.com/view/223-gif-3253221773663411465

[timid cloud]

Did chess.com do some kind of rating recalibration

Or am i just worse

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/bored-tired-monkey-whatever-ugh-gif-25077005

[willow bough]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-yawn-suricidal-surigif-gif-10952132028582065484

[wheat crescent]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPm_rclknSd/

Instagram

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-monkey-meme-monkey-finger-monkey-finger-in-mouth-gif-8112093780925939056

I have lost way more games then I won today. I should retire

[unreal path]

double it and give it to the next person

[cloud ruin]

Triple it and give it to the next person

[unreal path]

thats the spirit

[unborn saffron]

How about I triple it and release them in Times Square

[unreal path]

aight

[cloud ruin]

aight

[unborn saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-head-spin-crazy-gif-24003231

[wooden gust]

Ayo

[wind tide]

What's your elo?

[unreal path]

750~

500-999

so guessing 750~

[prisma prawn]

boy... i got 2 months utube premium for free and idk how im going to live without it after

coz shit so good but too expensive

[wind tide]

Right okay

What do u want a game?

[unreal path]

not me tho

[wind tide]

Oh right I thought u wanted a game

[unreal path]

not me

spiritual smt

[wind tide]

Yeah but then why did u respond to me then?

[unreal path]

if u buy the yearly u get 2 months for free if i did the math right

[unreal path]

cuz u asked for his elo and i was guessing it

[prisma prawn]

i aint paying regular price. shit overpriced

[wind tide]

Oh right

[wind tide]

What's ur elo

[unreal path]

1265

[wind tide]

Nice

[unreal path]

kinda ass and washes

play like onec a month for a yr

[wind tide]

1265 still good

[unreal path]

kinda hade some bad stuff happe ir and chess lost all motivation and will to play it

same with any other stuff i hade for fun during that time

[wind tide]

Yeah ofc take time off if u have to

[unreal path]

2yr almost alr

💀

[wind tide]

U took 2yrs off chess

[unreal path]

yep

[wind tide]

Dam

[unreal path]

and other stuff aswell

i ben playing chess sinc 3

[wind tide]

I play every day me and I today I got back to 1k

[unreal path]

nice

[wind tide]

It wasn't easy I fell to 800 elo those people are coming in guns blazing

[unreal path]

when i got to 1k i was so happy

[wind tide]

Same

[unreal path]

now i found other stuff in life more important

[wind tide]

Aren't 1000 elo players better than like 85% of all chess players

[unreal path]

like 70%

[wind tide]

Yeah thats crazy

[unreal path]

yee

i am top 80%

[wind tide]

The skill gap in chess is crazy

[unreal path]

cuz it is hard 💀

[wind tide]

Isn't the average elo like 700

[unreal path]

650

[wind tide]

True but I stick to 2 common openings for both white and black and I try to improve with them

[wind tide]

I haven't touched 600 elo in a good while now

[unreal path]

i play queens gambit or stafford if e4 if d4 i play normaly no opening

[unreal path]

i havent in 3yrs 💀

[wind tide]

I play jobava for d4 and e4 many things but I do like a Vienna

I recently tried learning catalan but it's so complex

When im black I usually play Dutch against d4

[unreal path]

this is 1 out of many reasons why i stoped chesa

to many losses and shit games

[grim edge]

Hii

[wind tide]

It happens

[wind tide]

Your bio is so funny 🤣

[unreal path]

1st quote is my side hustle the 2nd is my motovation

[wind tide]

Bro steroids to little kids is crazy

[unreal path]

it is funny

[wind tide]

Yeah

[unreal path]

and kids need to get strong

in the hs my sister goes to they have to do 10 push ups for A and 5 to pass 💀

so..........

steroids are needed

[wind tide]

Do you have dyslexia?

Sometimes I can barley tell what u type

[unreal path]

english my 5th languages and yee

[wind tide]

Ohh

Okay right

What's your 1 language

[unreal path]

slovenian

[wind tide]

Fair enough

[unreal path]

imagin doing 5 push ups to pass 💀

or 10 to get an A

[wind tide]

5 push ups is nothing

[unreal path]

ikr

[wind tide]

I can do like 20 before I tap out

And my arms get weak

[unreal path]

i can do more

[wind tide]

Nice

[unreal path]

not trying to flex

[wind tide]

Nah idc

[unreal path]

but 5 is nth 😭

like id be an A student

[wind tide]

Fr me too

[unreal path]

thats thw reason

we need to give steroids to babys

and not milk

[wind tide]

I think that would kill them

[unreal path]

if u dont give to much wont

it is all about how much

the 2nd quite is from my fav mma guy

[wind tide]

I doubt baby's can handle that

[unreal path]

0.01g they can handle it

if not they are weak

[wind tide]

Doesn't sound health

Injects baby's with lab chemicals

[unreal path]

it isnt

but they gona be super human athlets

or pump ur baby with creatin

[wind tide]

Wtf

[unreal path]

and protein

[wind tide]

That's too much

[unreal path]

we need strong babys

i ate 200g of protein today

babys can take 30g per day

[primal fern]

aligator has 66g of protein

[unreal path]

my protin shake hase 60g my brakefast hase 55g and the rest is chiken breassf and dinner but good to know

but i heard aligator tastes good

so............

time to get some proteins

[primal fern]

so much protein is not healthy for the human body. It can make a person constipated

and it can induce changes in your hormones

[abstract mesa]

Just so you know if you get more then 3g per kg bw protein then you might be destroying your body longterm

[unreal path]

200g is in the good

i take 2.2g/kg

so... i am safe

i am a heavy boy ik

[abstract mesa]

you shouldnt go any higher. 2.5 is already harming your body but not dramatically

[timid forum]

No but I think only artificial protein like protein powder do that , natural protein which comes through natural food won't do that

[unreal path]

i did reserc and if u wana gave the best resolts it is 1.6g-2.2g per kg

[abstract mesa]

Yeahg because youre not getting 3.5-5g protein per kg bw from natural food unless you raw dog like a few pounds of salmon and dried beans

[abstract mesa]

Yeah somewhere around that

I had to experiment with that in school

[unreal path]

and i took 2.2g per kg cuz it would be harder to do it cuz if food i eat and how much

it was easier ngl

then 1.6x

[abstract mesa]

i mean yeah but from what ive experienced its kinda hard to track how much protein i take in sometimes

[unreal path]

well i drink a shake with 60g the proteins arent artifical cuz they made form this worm thingis

like most good protein powder

[abstract mesa]

pretty sure i got like 5-7g protein per kg bw one time. Was a fun afternoon with friends

[unreal path]

if u get the protein powder made from plants or this bugs i think u good

[abstract mesa]

Hell nah that shi was like 3kg lentils and a ton of beans in a soup

Im vegatarian

[unreal path]

there is a protein made of plants tho

[unreal path]

u eat avocados?

[abstract mesa]

i eat every plant that i can eat i think

[unreal path]

question

[vapid raft]

just eat meat

[unreal path]

dont wana be mean tho so dont answer if u fell uncomfotable

[abstract mesa]

spit it out

[wind turtle]

hi

[abstract mesa]

hell nah

[unreal path]

do u eat vegtebles that uses animals to make it?

like that kills bees rats bugs etc

[abstract mesa]

If your talking about animals that die on farms like insects then probably yeah as i can not control that

[unreal path]

i mean avodacos

they made with bees

so billions of bees die to make avocados but bees live like 30 days

i never understod that ngl

if yk what i mean

[loud crystal]

omg politics

[abstract mesa]

I mean yeah im pretty sure all high scale plantation kill animals to some extend. I try to buy from local farmers

[unreal path]

smart

[abstract mesa]

I love politics

[loud crystal]

i dont

[abstract mesa]

But to be fair 77% of all agricultural land is used for meatproduction

[abstract mesa]

What a privilege to have

[unreal path]

depends who i am talking amd where