💬〡general-off-topic

[sweet sluice]

Just busy

[bright silo]

busy= bad time manager or straight up sad life

[sweet sluice]

No

I have a lot of work to do that's why I'm busy

[bright silo]

well if ur busy for a while than thats fine but if ur busy for long

thats easily a terrible life

[sweet sluice]

What if I like being busy and do work

[bright silo]

uh well if u enjoy it sure generally speaking not good

[sweet sluice]

Damn bro u r worse than me

[brave cairn]

1v1 me

[bright silo]

lol yes

[bright silo]

elo ?

[brave cairn]

Unknown

Like 500 ish

[sweet sluice]

Not rn, kinda busy

[bright silo]

can i 1v1 ?

[brave cairn]

K

Sure

User?

[bright silo]

its Electro4d7

ALL capital

[bright silo]

get back to work mate joining group and chating doesnt sound busy to me

[brave cairn]

https://link.chess.com/play/kidKcm

Use this

Easier

[bright silo]

do i click start game

send again please

[brave cairn]

Lemme send u a req then

[bright silo]

done

[brave cairn]

Ggs

[merry nimbus]

ggs indeed

dude indeed hates me i catn even get a job there

[unreal path]

yee but sugar dif then what i sell to kids and humans

adults need stronget stuff

[brave cairn]

gg

[bright silo]

gg

man i messed up in first 2 games so bad

[brave cairn]

It's fine

[brave cairn]

Yo sup

[bright silo]

any reccomendation for me ?

[brave cairn]

Ummmm

Practice against bots ig

[bright silo]

i hate bots

[brave cairn]

Maybe do some unrated games

[bright silo]

oh got it

thanks

[brave cairn]

Orrr

Practice on an alt acc

[bright silo]

how about i do rated games and do blackmagic on opponent

[brave cairn]

💀💀💀

Sure

Ig

[bright silo]

no gurantee it wasnt done on u lol

gtg cya

[brave cairn]

Bye

[scenic hound]

Real Caesar???!!!!

[ebon vault]

Bro why I can't I talk in vc

Wth

@strange skiff

Sorry for disturbing btw

[unreal path]

sup

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/jmf76-raccoon-stealing-fineapple-gif-11861216764050713027

[timber basalt]

i didnt know that multi accs was prohibited

so i got banned,and now im waiting to get unbanned

by appealing 💔

[brave cairn]

Indeed

[patent hatch]

Hello, the king of chess is here who want lose?!

[brave cairn]

.

[brave cairn]

Elo?

[patent hatch]

Let fight julius in chess

Give me your username

[brave cairn]

Im in school rn bru

What if my teacher sees me

.

[patent sorrel]

broski talking on dc in class

[brave cairn]

Sabu

[patent sorrel]

.

[brave cairn]

Wait how u got gm title

[patent sorrel]

idk i js join ts

i need to revamp my acc brb

[patent hatch]

Bro, don’t worry I will be your teacher in chess and I will teach you how to respect your teacher

[brave cairn]

Bro is dont want to play

*i dont

[patent hatch]

No problem I know why you are what didn’t want to play because you’re scared because I am the king I know

[brave cairn]

Yes indeed I am scared now leave me alone

[patent hatch]

I will leave you, but remember, I am the number one. I am the king. I am the best one to play this game teacher King everything

[brave cairn]

Cringe

Anyone else alive

[patent sorrel]

me

[brave cairn]

Ahhhhhhh

[frail meadow]

🌽 🏐

[brave cairn]

That guy sounds like a bot

[frail meadow]

Or hes 11

[brave cairn]

Or adopted

[frail meadow]

Which would explain a lot

[brave cairn]

Ye

[patent hatch]

Wow, I see a new student. You should respect your powerful teacher me.

[frail meadow]

Mhm

I had a stroke tryna read what you said dude

[patent sorrel]

lmao

[patent hatch]

You should be proud of yourself because you talked to such a great person like me.

[frail meadow]

Whats your favourite type of cheese

[patent sorrel]

mozzarella

[patent hatch]

Ketchup

[frail meadow]

Aight

[frail meadow]

Fair

[patent hatch]

When you be free, let us play game together

[frail meadow]

Im good man

[patent hatch]

And believe me, you are learn a lot

[frail meadow]

Install Grammerly my guy

[patent sorrel]

why does he kinda talk like he lives in great britain in the 1800s

[brave cairn]

Ill pay for it

[frail meadow]

He kinda talks like one of those ais that haven't fully adapted to shiz so they just waffle

[brave cairn]

Fr

[patent sorrel]

yea

[frail meadow]

March 15th

[patent hatch]

He doesn't respect his teacher.

[brave cairn]

Sybau

[frail meadow]

Why are you referring to me in the third person 😭

[frail meadow]

Relax lmao

[patent sorrel]

he thinks hes an english teacher

https://youtube.com/shorts/TdzrXF4vafU?si=mVtxTOV4SusZVWA2

watch this

hes kinda like that

[patent hatch]

I am bad in English, but I am good teacher and King in chess, Mr. cheese welcome in my class now we are have three student

[frail meadow]

Are you the guy who beat kasparov blind folded

[patent hatch]

No, no I didn’t beat him, but Kasparov was a good student I teach him how to play

[frail meadow]

[patent sorrel]

stfo bro no one cares

try to be a normal person

[frail meadow]

Stip bullying the king of chess 👑

[patent sorrel]

oh hell na u too now

[frail meadow]

LOL

[brave cairn]

It is i Julius caesar

[patent sorrel]

ok

[hot saffron]

Napoleon would obliterate ur ass

[brave cairn]

Nahhh I'd win

[patent sorrel]

i agree with u

[brave cairn]

Ight

[patent sorrel]

?

[hot saffron]

I mean it isnt fair lol napoleon created the corps. Even without their technology its far more effective than how caesar organized armies, even tho that was revolutionary at its time

[brave cairn]

Im calling out napoleon for a fight

[hot saffron]

But corps were used from when he introduced them in like 1806 all the way to 1945

[patent sorrel]

dang ur smart

[hot saffron]

Corps being independent armies with their own medical division, engineers, everything to be its own army and he would just stick them together

[patent sorrel]

aight ima play nsmth now bye

[hot saffron]

But then when u need to maneuever its simple corps just change their positions

It also required tho investing complete control in the corp commander, which is what napoleon was really good at. Choosing commanders for their effectiveness

[brave cairn]

Napoleon is ded while I'm still standing

[hot saffron]

As long as they knew the overall strategy they were free to make their own decisions

[hot saffron]

Napoleon admired u a great deal

Conqueror of gaul

Just as u admired alexander the great

When u saw the straights of gibraltar and alexanders statue there, u realized what needed to be done and left the spanish legions to return to rome

And run for office

[brave cairn]

Damn bro chill

[hot saffron]

Thats where ur power began, that decision

[nocturne elk]

bludimir serenading him but with words

[hot saffron]

Napoleon tho was likely best military commander in history tho. Better than caesar, alexander, anyone

[brave cairn]

Napoleon glaze in 2025 is crazy

[hot saffron]

He could not be beaten until he was. Like 43 victories 2 defeats

[undone shadow]

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[hot saffron]

Caesar owed his conquests to other minds like labienus

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-vro-cat-vro-running-vro-cat-running-tole-tole-gif-2886654164083325244

[amber quest]

Bruh Senseless

[hot saffron]

Can anyone help me with a chess question

[amber quest]

Yeah

[hot saffron]

Ive been stagnant at like 1600 to 1700 for a while now. I cant get over some hump

[patent hatch]

Yea tell me i am the king of chess i can help you

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-obese-ayo-chill-tf-out-yo-meme-eye-of-rah-gif-8941207415813895715

[hot saffron]

What do i do

[amber quest]

?

[hot saffron]

To ascend to 1800+

[nocturne elk]

It kinda felt the same
Just watched YouTube videos lol

[hot saffron]

Im having difficulty improving

No matter how much i play

[patent hatch]

Try to enjoy every game.

[hot saffron]

Do i need to like study lol. Do i need to just keep playing people better than me

I feel like there was a hump i overcame to get past like 1500 now theres another and its harder

What is it i need to overcome tho

[nocturne elk]

It’s just knowing more things
I didn’t play for like months and only watched chess YT and came back +150

18xx to 19xx

[hot saffron]

I suspect it just takes time but like i said, ive been stagnant for a while and by a while i mean like a year even tho i play several games a day. I cant just seem to push thru 1700 to 1800

I want to get to expert

Eventually

Theres something tho a 1800 player does that i just cant yet and im not sure what it is

My midgame needs work. Ill just keep playing lol

Ill play more

10 games a day goal

[tribal shadow]

positional concepts more important than tactics at your level

[nocturne elk]

Wait really

[tribal shadow]

🙃 yes

[nocturne elk]

Dam

[tribal shadow]

You need to study grandmaster games or somt, you'll see the subtle positional moves they make early in the game

[hot saffron]

Yeah i need to keep mastering how every move develops my long term position

[tribal shadow]

it's purpose is to restrict their opponents and to make way for their own long term plan

[hot saffron]

But im honestly pretty decent at that lol at least playing people my level. I feel better than those im playing i just get battered down once i get higher for a bit

[nocturne elk]

This makes sense
I never thought abt that at all esp when I was starting out lol

[hot saffron]

Its a see saw i push up then get pushed down once im playing 1750 or 1800 peeps

[tribal shadow]

yeah, there are actually two types of puzzles.

1. positional puzzles
2. tactical puzzles

but 1) gets ignored and 2) is more perpetuated

[hot saffron]

It is amazing tho how hyper aware ive become of what theyre trying to pull with simple moves in that long term lol

I feel like im getting better but reality is im not cus like i said i cant push up

They still have better awareness of positioning

[nocturne elk]

So real

[hot saffron]

Ive been focusing on using my pawns lately cus of how its often how they develop their pawns that screws me

[nocturne elk]

That must be why I either run over my opponent with tactics or they fold me like laundry out of nowhere

[hot saffron]

Of course i develop my pawns anyway but a lot of really good people seem hyper focused on using their pawns and it usually gives them a far superior position

While also somehow negating the detriments of developing

Of not developing i mean

Their main pieces

Ive gotten as good as i am cus i know how to be extremely aggressive and force moves lol i think i need to take a step back

[upbeat viper]

@peak plank vines spell and evo drag

[hot saffron]

Be more strategically aggressive in conjunction with strategically developing

When u can force moves just cus of ur position and not being aggressive

So satisfying

[latent matrix]

maniac

[hot saffron]

I switched to lichess tho and its great cus it thinks im 1900 right now even tho im not so get to play better people lol

[latent matrix]

Nvm you are great person

[hot saffron]

Lol

Also g4 opening is kinda awesome cus people dont know how to respond

[brave cairn]

Im back chat

[scenic bane]

hello hello

[hot saffron]

Just watch out for the ides of march

[brave cairn]

Hiiii

[brave cairn]

Huh

[scenic bane]

how is everyone doing?

[brave cairn]

Good

[hot saffron]

Nvm youll be fine

No knives in the senate im sure

[brave cairn]

I dont trust that

[hoary spruce]

I love Dahlia she is amazing, and and good at chess, and I am totally not being sarcastic at all

[hot saffron]

Ive been playing chess for 20 years but really trying to push myself now. So its been fun, and extremely frustrating

[brave cairn]

Oh he is the guy that killed me

Well I bought a revive

[brave cairn]

How old r u

[hot saffron]

U get stabbed 23 times its hard to know which one killed you lol

By many assailants

All senators

[hot saffron]

31

[brave cairn]

Bro that's like 2 millennial ago

I wont remember that

[brave cairn]

I also started.playin chess at 11

[hot saffron]

Lol arent u confused by the internet. Imagine bringing caesar to modern times

[hot saffron]

My dad taught me when i was like 5 and let me win lol i dont consider me really starting to play tho till around 11

[brave cairn]

That's a w dad

[hot saffron]

My brother tho is how i really learned hes like 8 years older than me. Weve played thousands of times

[brave cairn]

Nice

[hot saffron]

Ive been winning more and more often lol but hes still like a 1900 player

Hes extremely good

[latent matrix]

I am 2000

[hot saffron]

Its losing to him so many times, is how i got good

[brave cairn]

My lvl is like 1000 but I'm stuck at 700

[latent matrix]

But rn washed a bit

[hot saffron]

Nice lol. Im sure my brother could get there its just hes lost interest. He knows so much more than me tho

He knows the name of every opening hes studied so many games lol i think study is kinda something i prolly gotta do

Cus i havent really

[brave cairn]

That's rly hard

[hot saffron]

My brother got me bobby fiachers puzzle book tho when i was like 14 i did everything in it

Prolly helped a lot

[brave cairn]

In my country 9/10 people don't know what chess is

[hot saffron]

Lol what country

[brave cairn]

Like there are no official tournaments here

[brave cairn]

Mauritius

[hot saffron]

U in middle of indian ocean on an island?

[brave cairn]

Yr

*ye

[hot saffron]

Its amazing u have this good of internet loo

[brave cairn]

Im using data

[latent matrix]

ngl 9/10 of people did not know about this country also

[brave cairn]

Fr

[hot saffron]

True lol most people dont know shit bout geography tho

[brave cairn]

The people here are undereducated

[latent matrix]

wait you are then in top 100 players of Mauritius?

[brave cairn]

There are always violent

[brave cairn]

Prolly

[hot saffron]

Wasnt that a uk colony

[latent matrix]

LMAOOO

[brave cairn]

It was

[hot saffron]

One of many that got independence

[latent matrix]

I am top 2 player of north korea too

Kinda can understand you

[brave cairn]

It's independent now

[hot saffron]

Idk if that was a good idea tho lol wouldnt it have been better being part of uk

[brave cairn]

Nahh

[hot saffron]

I have no idea maybe it wasnt

[brave cairn]

Those new Internet laws would have affected me a lot

[latent matrix]

Dude

Colony is hell

[hot saffron]

Vpn lol

Idk look at french guyana. People there are eu citizens

France tho considers all of their colonies part of france which is unique

[brave cairn]

Ye its does

Mauritius was actually French before brtish

[hot saffron]

Im sure thats the case for many things lol

[latent matrix]

ye ik dude from madagascar that went to france

[hot saffron]

Once the uk took over the seas

What do they speak on mauritius

[brave cairn]

Mainly creole

[hot saffron]

A lot of people for such small islands

1.26 million

[brave cairn]

Kinda yea

[hot saffron]

Aw yeah isnt reunion right next to you

Part of france proper

[brave cairn]

Ye it is

[hot saffron]

Can u just go there

[brave cairn]

It's a one hour flight

Only

[hot saffron]

What i think tho is how expensive stuff must be

[latent matrix]

nuke france

[hot saffron]

Cus u gotta get it all specially shipped in

Stuff that isnt locally produced

[hot saffron]

I like francr they know how to riot lol

[brave cairn]

Only like sugar is produced here

Idk how the government manages to keep everything at a low price

[hot saffron]

Of course trump has a 15% tariff on mauritius lol

God what a shitshow

[latent matrix]

nuke france except champagne city and leave this city to russia

[brave cairn]

+the 15% vat

[hot saffron]

Im american lol france was our first ally

Russia is a shithole

[latent matrix]

I think because of tourists, your country looks very good

[brave cairn]

Ye prolly cuz of dat

[latent matrix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1367603549449490624/1402376420566630480/output-onlinegiftools.gif

[hot saffron]

Tourism prolly biggest industry right

[hot saffron]

Idk if thats an odd opinion lol

Its supported by facts

[brave cairn]

It is

But mauritius is mostly filled with slums

[hot saffron]

Lot of people lol u gotta have a huge economic zone in ocean

Hope they find underwater oil reserves lol

[brave cairn]

Nothing so far only sum rare corals

[latent matrix]

fucк america

[hot saffron]

Good fishing?

[brave cairn]

Yes

[latent matrix]

google says you make sugar and tourism

[hot saffron]

Prolly chinese trawlers stepping into ur zone if there was lol and indian

They dont care if its ur economic zone unless u can stop them

[brave cairn]

True

[hot saffron]

Im not a huge fan either lol

[latent matrix]

sugar, ocean, bitches

great life on island

[latent matrix]

leave then

[brave cairn]

What country are yall from.

[latent matrix]

ukraine

[hot saffron]

Thats not a simple affair but ive considered it lol

I have lots of family in germany

[brave cairn]

U evacuated

[latent matrix]

wanna go to spain, spain is good rn in europe

[hot saffron]

I speak german tho not spanish lol

I only speak english and german

[latent matrix]

I wanna

[brave cairn]

I speak English creole and french

[hot saffron]

Poly vu

[brave cairn]

Huh

[hot saffron]

Keine deutsch warum

[latent matrix]

hande hoch

[hot saffron]

Wir können eine kleine gespräche haben

[brave cairn]

Bmw

Volkswagen

[latent matrix]

Hitlеr

[brave cairn]

Neinnnn

[hot saffron]

Jawohl

[brave cairn]

Hansss

[hot saffron]

Lol at least germany doesnt deny their past

Like most countries

[brave cairn]

Ye

U guys into cars

[latent matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/jamcat-catjam-jam-cat-olympics-gif-18093030968119849609

[latent matrix]

A bit

[hot saffron]

Like giving a sieg heil in germany ull be arrested

[brave cairn]

What's a siege heil

[hot saffron]

That blows my mind lol one of best things about us

Is freedom of speech is in the constitution

[latent matrix]

Kanye west type shi

[hot saffron]

Let stupid racists be stupid racists

When u restrict speech u admit u fear it

[brave cairn]

Yeahhhhhh

[hot saffron]

Who knows tho us is in a constitutional crisis

Executive branch is trying to take absolute power

[brave cairn]

I dont really know about us politics

[hot saffron]

I envy you

[brave cairn]

I only know

Trump+elon=americaaaaa

[hot saffron]

It is honestly tho the biggest test us has faced since it was founded

[latent matrix]

Trump cheated on Elon and they broke up

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fat-cat-bread-cat-bread-fat-cat-bread-gif-21923636

[hot saffron]

Whether or not the legislature and courts can stop a president trying to become an autocrat lol

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-vro-cat-vro-running-vro-cat-running-tole-tole-gif-2886654164083325244

[hot saffron]

Its also funny cus my career has been a part of military industrial complex

I make parts for nuclear submarines, aircraft carriers, fighter jets

[brave cairn]

Damn

[latent matrix]

how beatuiful america

[hot saffron]

Looks sweet to me lol

Idgaf if people are gay

Why would i. Wish i was gay lol

Would be so much simpler

[latent matrix]

Tuff shi

[hot saffron]

Hang with ur bro, blow each other. Instead of these women are their wiles

And*

[hot saffron]

Women are the enemy imo loo

We must unite

My gf asleep right now her snores are like a dying hippopotamus

But i love her

[brave cairn]

💀

[latent matrix]

фрфрфрфрфрфрф

ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaah

[hot saffron]

Seriously tho why would anyone have any issue with or give af about someones sexuality

Those people are losers

And prolly closeted self haters

[latent matrix]

Idgaf, more gays less rivals

[hot saffron]

Exactly lol, unless theyre gay women

Also btw go to a gay bar. I did with friends once i left feeling so self confident lol

[brave cairn]

I like cheese

[hot saffron]

Cus i was hit on constantly for first time in my life

[bright prairie]

Erm

[hot saffron]

Im from milwaukee wisconsin we got cheese lol

[brave cairn]

Lol

[latent matrix]

what means hit on constantly

[brave cairn]

I also have cheese

In my fridge

[hot saffron]

Men approached me with intentions

[latent matrix]

america

not suprised

[hot saffron]

Yeah lol what u dont have gay bars in ur soviet homeland

They were prolly all executed

Who cares what other people wanna do as long as its not hurting you lol thats my question

[brave cairn]

Imma hop off now

Bye

[hot saffron]

Prolly should ask urself that. U are not the moral god of the universe

[latent matrix]

have to gtg

[hot saffron]

Cya caesar

[latent matrix]

bye broski

[latent matrix]

Have nothing against rainbow dudes, just their propaganda sucks

[hot saffron]

Ur all leaving??? Nerrrr

[hot saffron]

What ur thinking about doesnt represent all gay people lol i bet u many of them hate it

Just like trump doesnt represent all americans

Most people are relatively rational lol

Most people isnt the voice u hear tho

Voice of the insane minority is what we hear

[abstract aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/cowboy-cowboy-wink-wink-gay-cowboy-cowboy-gay-gif-25952268

[nocturne elk]

Is that Jonah hill lol

[steady dove]

That's deep

[grim edge]

it's not what i want

[peak plank]

Vines being stun with the damage of arrows at the same cost of arrows just makes vine much better alternative imo, radius less tho

[upbeat viper]

evo drag pushes your own troups too

[vast furnace]

hello guys

[summer shoal]

Wsp

[timid isle]

how tf did a 1300 just play 12 moves theory and checkmated me with a knight on move 17 with 94% accuracy ?

[tribal shadow]

engines don't play theory tho

idk

[oblique sierra]

Hi

[drifting orchid]

I think Chessdb.cn is the strongest recent cloud engine ever...

50 billion+ depth lmao

[buoyant plover]

100% engine cheater

[peak plank]

Chessdb is a database, i agree that its very helpful but its not an engine

50 billion depth means the game would be solved, thats just not true

[drifting orchid]

But when it runs out of database, it will use latest Stockfish engine instead.

[upbeat viper]

the number of position analyzed != depth

[daring garden]

https://youtu.be/_fPlnhvtR08?si=8JN6fvk6JY-nG7bm

[scenic hound]

Brother may I have some oats

[twilit jackal]

No brother, I will be the one to dine with the tall skinny gods

My back has increased in size since a month ago

[abstract aspen]

Consider bulking

[feral pendant]

[near juniper]

I know my theory up to 12 moves at 1400 ;c

[vital merlin]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Gordon_(anarchist)

New WP page created

[undone shadow]

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[knotty vessel]

search kardam kir in omad

[pearl jackal]

Finally starting my med classes 😄

[brave cairn]

Chat should I become a doc

...

[peak plank]

No

[brave cairn]

Ok

But why

[ripe yew]

@peak plank just too easy

Cant beat the clan wars 2 tower 🥶

[twilit jackal]

Its been 1 month since I started lol its hard to gain weight when ur maintenance is 3400 cal

[peak plank]

Talk to me when you hit 12k

:p

(Good job)

[brave cairn]

How do yall send pics i cant

[peak plank]

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[royal zinc]

First, give me 10 reasons why you want to become one without even hinting at the salary

[brave cairn]

Both of my parents are

My cousins are

[mossy island]

wsp chat

[royal zinc]

That's no reason

Becoming a doctor is much more than just money and pressure

[mossy island]

yes

[royal zinc]

Yeah it pays well af but at the end of the day you're walking into a home without any happiness

Depending on what type of doctor you wanna become ofc

[brave cairn]

I am kinda in between

[royal zinc]

If you're just gonna prescribe some pills have at it

[brave cairn]

Maybe anaesthetic

Stuff

[royal zinc]

Yeah that's a good one, but if you're going to work in the OR, balancing a personal life and family? That's almost out of the picture

[brave cairn]

My dad does thay

[royal zinc]

Yeah you got a shitton of money but you don't have time to spend it because you're getting called in

[brave cairn]

*that

[royal zinc]

Is he a surgeon?

[brave cairn]

No

[royal zinc]

Well then yeah he can balance it well

[brave cairn]

He does anaesthetia

[royal zinc]

Ooh cool!

[brave cairn]

No i bearly see him half of the week

[royal zinc]

Oh well there's your answer💔

[brave cairn]

Every Sunday he does night shift

[royal zinc]

I mean if you want a wife and kid then well💔

Just become a GP if you really just want it for the social status and name

[brave cairn]

Being a doctor seems like a ton of stress

[royal zinc]

It is, people speak easy of it sadly

[brave cairn]

Ill just become a dropshipper ig

[royal zinc]

As our earth is decaying and bacteria is slowly becoming more resistant to antibiotics the job would probably be night in night out in a decade so

You could also work with NASA they pay very well

[brave cairn]

Ok

[royal zinc]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/268882317391429632/1401304031556538449/IMG_3934.gif

[brave cairn]

I was thinking of a bottled water enterprise

[grim edge]

I swear someone pinged me

Like it was at the literal second

[brave cairn]

It's cheap to produce

[royal zinc]

Water will be scarce in 2050, we have a very finite fresh water source

[grim edge]

Where is the message

[brave cairn]

And has a good profit margin

[royal zinc]

He deleted it💔😭

[brave cairn]

🥀

[grim edge]

@wispy depot You think you are running away from this buddy?

[brave cairn]

@wispy depot

[wispy depot]

dont know what youre talking about 😳

[brave cairn]

U pinged him

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-walt-gun-gun-walt-walter-gif-15472986172194717806

[royal zinc]

How'd you know💔

[wispy depot]

it must have been the other krusty

[grim edge]

Huh, well see about this

[grim edge]

I got notified, I saw the name

[wispy depot]

[royal zinc]

Guys how do I move my cat from my seat

Do I pick it up or turn the chair upside down

Or let myself suffer and sit 1.5cm on the edge

I'll pick the last one💔😕

[nocturne elk]

Go to ikea to buy another chair

[brave cairn]

The last one is the best option

[royal zinc]

Looking at me like I am about to end her bloodline

[brave cairn]

Orrr let him have the whole chair as he deserves

What's his name?

[royal zinc]

The white blanket was specifically bought for her what do you guys think about that fact

[royal zinc]

Kahn

Named after a chess opening ofc

[brave cairn]

Nice name

[royal zinc]

(kidding)

I know where to sit

On the floor💔😕

[brave cairn]

Maybe I should do that

Hbout Scandinavia

Or the bong cloud

[royal zinc]

I should've named her catalan

too op

Okay bye guys I'm going to watch peak!!

https://tenor.com/view/jotaro-jotaro-kujo-kujo-jotaro-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-jjba-gif-4536688621833451639

[ripe yew]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-yes-yeah-yep-yas-gif-15410358

[mossy island]

What part are u on

[ripe yew]

I watched the parts in reverse order cant even lie

[mossy island]

how does that even work

[royal zinc]

part 5 with the geeked outro

[ripe yew]

Part 5,4,3,2,1 and then 6 released

[royal zinc]

I swear fugo is abt to get slimed and that freak ahh song starts to play

[mossy island]

oh its the second peakest

[royal zinc]

Which one is yours?

I believe this is freek'n you from jodenci

it's so good

[ripe yew]

2nd season honestly my favourite

[mossy island]

stardust crusaders

[royal zinc]

real lwk

[ripe yew]

actually, all seasons (except 1) are my favourite I cant decide

[royal zinc]

Had to shed a tear at the end of season 2

I heard avdol would come back in part 10

but I don't believe it😭

Bro genuinely got slimed by that thing within a second before polnareff had to lock tf in

[ripe yew]

Bro got creamed

[royal zinc]

Polnareff is ALWAYS on some sidequest

[ripe yew]

(Get it cus the stand name is cream)

[ripe yew]

😭

[royal zinc]

I cannot wait to see MIH

I keep thinking abt that song that pairs w it

it's too good

[ripe yew]

Crucified?

[royal zinc]

Yayaya

I cry I pray mon dieu

It's so fire bcz every edit is so good

[ripe yew]

fr

[royal zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/crucified-jojo-jjba-jojofan-behal-gif-7620189308145113914

[ripe yew]

I decided to check out the offical music video

[mossy island]

crucified was peak

[ripe yew]

There was a gay pirate

truly jojo moment

[royal zinc]

it was ssso good and then all of the comments were abt jjba I felt like I was in peak

I painted my nails glittery

[ripe yew]

Jjba fans also invaded Mozart's "Requiem" same way 😭

[royal zinc]

FR?

I need to check that out

[ripe yew]

yuh

[brave cairn]

Im back chat

.

Yall there

Imma do it

Imma ping everyone

If someone doesn't respond

Yall got 5 mins

[royal zinc]

holyyyyyyy I was wondering why tf my laptop overheat so quickly

cpu drain of 54% from some windows update

[brave cairn]

Check ur task manager without any apps opened

[royal zinc]

Yeah I did

I shut it down my laptop isn't a raging republican anymore

[brave cairn]

Ok

Btw why cant I send pics

Do i need nitro

[royal zinc]

just talk or maybe its bcz you didn't connect your chess acount to discord

[brave cairn]

How do I do dat

[mossy island]

use the /connect

[brave cairn]

Ok

[royal zinc]

Wait why ru a fan of julius caesar lwk

[brave cairn]

He is my idol

[royal zinc]

😢

I see

[unreal path]

wsg chat yall fav movie caracter is here

[royal zinc]

I'm feeling romantical

HELP

reference

[unreal path]

i got that as my pronounc 😭

[royal zinc]

we're in sync twin!!

[unreal path]

frrrr

[mossy island]

How do I send my sans gameplay here

[unreal path]

copy the link of the game

[royal zinc]

Sans mentioned

[unreal path]

or share the game

[mossy island]

undertale game bro

[royal zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/sans-fight-skeleton-gif-18375885

[unreal path]

or record the gameplay

[mossy island]

cant send images/videos on other channels yet 😭

[unreal path]

rip

[royal zinc]

yeowch

[mossy island]

i dont have the trusted role

[unreal path]

send me then ill send for u

[mossy island]

bet

[brave cairn]

I can noww

[royal zinc]

AAAH OMG I'M OBSESSED WITH MY BODY WAHSHHSAAA

IT SMELLS LIKE SWEET JELLYBEANS

[brave cairn]

Yall like my cat

[unreal path]

bro hase same eye color as meeee

[royal zinc]

in this function we all love calicos

[unreal path]

W???

[unreal path]

looks mean like my cat

[royal zinc]

ABSOLUTELY!! Atleast when I'm getting my blood sucked out by mosquitos it's gonna be with some extra flavor🤤🤤

[unreal path]

😭😭😭

ngl i cant describe the scent of my shampoo or deodorant 😭

[royal zinc]

I love making hearts in chess (I'm too scared to play even though I usually win)

[royal zinc]

what does it smell like

[brave cairn]

Smells like shampoo

[unreal path]

idfk

[brave cairn]

Tbh I like shampoo

I use it everytime I shower

[unreal path]

no shit?

if u dont i would be concerned

[brave cairn]

I dont shower

Uno reverse

[nocturne elk]

Unofficial reverse

[brave cairn]

Autocorrect

I meant uno

[nocturne elk]

I’m gonna start saying that

[unreal path]

my shampoo idfk what it says the smell or my deodorant prob smt like "fresh mountain lion" or "wet cement" or "epic boss battle"

some weird shit like that

[brave cairn]

Wet cement sounds good

[unreal path]

ikr

[royal zinc]

Are you a guy perchance💔

[mossy island]

https://medal.tv/games/create-your-frisk/clips/kEPZvLa6OXwPnquWB/spok?invite=cr-MSxLaGwsMjU0OTUzNjkyLA

[unreal path]

yes 😭

[royal zinc]

BECAUSE LIKE 3 DAYS AGO I SAW A SHAMPOO WITH 3-1

[mossy island]

nvm it doesnt show

[royal zinc]

THIS ISN'T FAIRRR!!!

[unreal path]

i use 2-1 BUT BUT i have 3 for hair only and the 2-1 is for body only

@mossy island https://medal.tv/games/create-your-frisk/clips/kEPZvLa6OXwPnquWB/spok?invite=cr-MSxLaGwsMjU0OTUzNjkyLA

try

[mossy island]

this is the worst part of my gameplay

idk why it doesnt show the beginning i managed to no hit

most of the part

[unreal path]

wdym?

[brave cairn]

Guy what do you call the thing that you shower with

[royal zinc]

Guys get a 3-1 whilst I have to buy 3 instead😔💔

[brave cairn]

I forgo

[royal zinc]

what thing

[brave cairn]

U know its like the soap for showering

[royal zinc]

body wash?

😭

[unreal path]

and? 3 in 1 is so worse tho so yk and i use 4 shampoos 😭

[royal zinc]

THEY ARE

[royal zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-emo-wolf-werewolf-transform-gif-27196401

[unreal path]

yee 3 in 1 are worse for hair

[royal zinc]

Bout to be burping soap bubbles instead of colgate mint

[unreal path]

hahaha

[brave cairn]

Ye

[royal zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-gif-10121347312313373017

[unreal path]

my shampoo hase tenis shows and tint foil

[royal zinc]

he's my fav char

[brave cairn]

Yes

[royal zinc]

I rlly hope he doesnt die

https://tenor.com/view/chiikawa-hachiware-usagi-dance-bounce-gif-2789905396178192856

Narancia my cutie patootie

[unreal path]

idk who he is

[brave cairn]

Milk as eyedrops

[unreal path]

ye

[royal zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/pom-pom-honkai-star-rail-sad-jukebox-cute-gif-18269351086191756218

[brave cairn]

My other cat

[unreal path]

W

my cat

[brave cairn]

Yooo I also have a cat like that

[unreal path]

how many cats u got 🥀

[mossy island]

I wish I had a cat

[unreal path]

adopt 1

[mossy island]

I live in an apartment and my mother doesnt allow me to have one

[unreal path]

ohh

[unreal path]

we rescues my

[unreal path]

bro looks skinny or my cat is a fat ass

[mossy island]

shadow 2 orange?

[unreal path]

my shmpooa scent is "VITILAZIN GREEN CITRUS SCENT" and my deodorant says "Deep & aromatic" 😭

like tf is that bs

[wispy depot]

smells like clean

😂

[unreal path]

yep

[unreal path]

need to find a shampoo that says "freash mountain wind" or some bs like that

or "lions rawr"

🥀

[brave cairn]

Wait lemme check mine

[unreal path]

until u use axe shampoo or deodorant ik ur clean person 🥀

[bright prairie]

Omg

Awesome pics

[wispy depot]

my cat name is sidd

[bright prairie]

Looks like my cat

[unreal path]

thx

[unreal path]

i was a born photographer (phone carrying me ngl)

[bright prairie]

Which phone you got?

[unreal path]

samaung a55

[bright prairie]

Not that great for pictures no?

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0XguQR7pMvTG1C6UlMPYN4?si=f6ca606e45054f0f

@hoary spruce

listen to it

[unreal path]

they r great tho look at this one

look great pics same phone all of em

[bright prairie]

Get a pixel

[unreal path]

prob gona be my next phone or the new nothijg

cuz cheap and good

[brave cairn]

My shampoo only says energising men

[unreal path]

🥀

[brave cairn]

💀

[unreal path]

not surprised

my next shampoo gona be mountain lion rawr

[brave cairn]

How bout mountain dew essence

[bright prairie]

Which one

You can get refurbished pixels for cheap

[peak plank]

PIXEL

[bright prairie]

But don't aim lower than pixel 8

[unreal path]

nothing phone

[bright prairie]

3a?

[unreal path]

ye

good phome and i alt got nothing earpods

better sound and stuff

[bright prairie]

Nothing earbuds good

[unreal path]

yeeee

[bright prairie]

NOT YOU

[unreal path]

so gona be machi machi

[bright prairie]

But pixel is better for pictures

For battery life ofc nothing phone is better

[unreal path]

i need a cheap phone that gona last me decent amount of time

[bright prairie]

Tbh i just like small phones

[bright prairie]

Check vivo

[brave cairn]

Try the Nokia brick

Of cmf

Phones

[unreal path]

will but yk if u got every thing nothing u get the best performanc tho

[bright prairie]

What's everything nothing?

[unreal path]

like phone earbuds

[bright prairie]

Phone + all accessories?

[unreal path]

yeee

cuz all sick have a goated warenty system

like peak stuff

[bright prairie]

Don't they have over ear headphones now

[unreal path]

yeee

i got the most expencive ones ofc 😭

[bright prairie]

I never got over ear headphones

If i get one it will probably be from them

[unreal path]

i got sony rn

but gona get nothing ofc

only thing ill never get from nothin is thos cheap ear buds shirts and watches

i dont need that stuff 🥀

[fleet raft]

Save schlep

[brave cairn]

Sid try cmf phones

[unreal path]

i aint loaddd

[brave cairn]

Realme is also rly good

[unreal path]

to try them

[royal zinc]

Guys smth is blessing my ears❤️

[royal zinc]

💔

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/268882317391429632/1401304031556538449/IMG_3934.gif

Goodnight chat

[wispy depot]

🙏🏻

[brave cairn]

Gn

Wait what time is it at urs

[latent crescent]

I just got friended by hikaru ❤️

[upbeat viper]

he accepts everyone you're not special*

[latent crescent]

party pooper

[upbeat viper]

[unreal path]

can u friend me?

[upbeat viper]

if you send a req

[unreal path]

ur chess.com?

[brave cairn]

It's 00:30 here

Am I cooked chat

...

Ig everyone is asleep

[latent matrix]

Sup bro

[brave cairn]

Sup

What time is it at urs

...

[latent matrix]

23 50

[brave cairn]

1 am here

[wintry widget]

Oi oi

[unreal path]

oi lad

[wintry widget]

Oi oi

You ok

[unreal path]

yeee

i got 0 dms today lucky day

[unreal path]

.

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6KfoDhO4XUWSbnyKjNp9c4?si=e99de48fa4604b78

[latent matrix]

bro lives in future

[bright prairie]

You'll have kel dming you soon

[unreal path]

this u?

[bright prairie]

No?

[unreal path]

ohhh

[bright prairie]

This the guy i pinged

Or not him

[unreal path]

interesting

[latent matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/slag-vomit-eww-gross-yucky-gif-15021582

[unreal path]

😭😭😭

[unreal path]

rate

wallpapers

[bright prairie]

Based

[unreal path]

wdym based

[bright prairie]

69/100

[unreal path]

this one for u btw

[bright prairie]

GYAT

[unreal path]

this one for u only

[bright prairie]

I feel honored

[unreal path]

u should

[zinc idol]

yo I need the killer king achievement, could I send somebody an unrated game where you blunder all the pieces and let me get the king mate? 🙏

[signal geyser]

I am having an existential crisis WHAT IS A CHAIR?!

[green ocean]

Hi

[solid cloud]

Something you can sit on

[signal geyser]

But the floor, a desk, a carpet, a car it never wnds

Everything is a chair

[green ocean]

Any1 play coc?

Lmk got an awesome clan!

[solid cloud]

Yes it is. The one that serves the purpose of sitting is a chair even if temporarily

[signal geyser]

I am converting everything to a chair now it is going to be super confusing

[solid cloud]

Making sure u don't consider people on streets as chair

[signal geyser]

Could be

Now people identify as chairs

Pronouns it this and that

[solid cloud]

now you have to reset your system.

[signal geyser]

The is a better pronoun ig

Anyway i think my favorite gender joke is i now i dententify as invisible i am now transparent my pronouns are who where

[solid cloud]

Lol. "Who is where?"

[signal geyser]

Where is who

[solid cloud]

Is who where

[mint forum]

thats crazyy

[solid cloud]

I would've been speechless if a stranger did that

[digital phoenix]

@peak plank get a load of this mega knight

[peak plank]

the bm is wild

mk 1 sec too slow 🥱

[green jungle]

Lava hound 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[grim edge]

niceee

[mint forum]

real 👍

[green jungle]

Thx

Dreadnought but we ran out of time

[latent matrix]

'take it boy'

[turbid iris]

fire build

[green jungle]

thx

[latent matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drinking-cat-drinking-water-hydrokitties-thirsty-cat-eye-contact-gif-10821606095835512474

https://tenor.com/view/kemimedbo-bo-kemi-pang-bomb-gif-25368713

[grim edge]

i want this to be hot

[grim edge]

Any cod mobile player?

it's nice, but it's not what i want

[brave cairn]

I retired a long time ago

I suck now

[grim edge]

Why?

[brave cairn]

Idk tbh

I had a diamond dlq

[bright wind]

I play tetris

[brave cairn]

Lvl 140

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-tetris-tetrio-tspin-meme-gif-26524159

[grim edge]

from being THE music industry to influencing companies. Mama is a legend

[slim cloak]

Has anyone tried wplace?

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-20281376

[brave cairn]

Hello

[latent matrix]

taylor swift

mother of rap

[brave cairn]

Does she even rap

[latent matrix]

Ofc

[brave cairn]

Ger

[latent matrix]

Man

[brave cairn]

Wha

[latent matrix]

T

[brave cairn]

Shi

[turbid iris]

n Splits

[cursive pawn]

[brave cairn]

Obama have dihhhhhh

Obama have back Barack Barack baa

[tawdry sorrel]

is moving the central pawns, then bishops then knights a good opening

[brave cairn]

Should I get back to math now

[brave cairn]

Ye

[tawdry sorrel]

oh nice then:D

[brave cairn]

What kinda cheese u like

What are u typing for like 5 mins

Bro is still typin

[tawdry sorrel]

belarussian cheese

[brave cairn]

Ok

I like camembert

[tawdry sorrel]

and swiss cheese

[brave cairn]

And cheddar

[tawdry sorrel]

phew that was a hard decision

[brave cairn]

Kraft is peak

Cheap cheddar

Parmesian

So what other games u play

[tawdry sorrel]

i'm bored

[tawdry sorrel]

oh um do indie games count

[brave cairn]

Sure

[tawdry sorrel]

i forgot the pawns

[brave cairn]

💀

[tawdry sorrel]

why os there a bishop

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3hUxzQpSfdDqwM3ZTFQY0K?si=fa4d507c5e4f42dd

and idk when youre coming back

[brave cairn]

Huh

[tawdry sorrel]

okay fixed

[brave cairn]

Ok

[grim edge]

to live for the hope of it all, stopping my world from moving in case youd call

[brave cairn]

Car go vroom vroom

[tawdry sorrel]

undertale, deltarune, undertale yellow, doki doki literature club, needy streamer overload, just shapes and beats, celeste, paper lily, hollow knight, endroll, in stars and time, yume nikki, nameless cat, a better place, a light in the shadows, i forgot

[brave cairn]

Oh

Welĺll I play

Roblox

That's about it

[tawdry sorrel]

i deleted roblox

[brave cairn]

Oh

Like the app or ur acc

[tawdry sorrel]

because of that schlep drama lol

[tawdry sorrel]

uh both

[brave cairn]

Ok

Nice

[latent matrix]

Thought obama is woman ngl

[severe tree]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcGVxbDJmc2ptd3h1cGo4anJvNjZna284N3N0ZHk5cWNteDg2enN2ZyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/TrUZMgxHh631VwCf5E/giphy.gif

i found this gif and I love it

[brave cairn]

I mean Obamas wife was a woman sooo

[latent matrix]

Ye

You can't hide johny

[brave cairn]

Wtf

Ig obama rly has dihhh

[latent matrix]

Michael Obama

[brave cairn]

Both of them

[unreal path]

tf

[unreal path]

1 of em is freaky

[brave cairn]

Supppp

[digital phoenix]

@peak plank u ever just draw

[floral dome]

hello

[bright prairie]

I did one time

Another we both 3 crowded each other at the same time

@digital phoenix you seem good at cr, who are TRF?

[brave cairn]

Hey

[digital phoenix]

global 40 war clan