💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

"excessive coffee consumption can lead to heart issues, especially for those with pre-existing conditions or a sensitivity to caffeine. " ig if you drink moderately you aint at risk

[clever sandal]

O no

[grim edge]

why are you called slay nora 💀

[unreal path]

free will

[grim edge]

what a use for it aye

[clever sandal]

But only if you drink to much right?

[unreal path]

not true

[grim edge]

the risk increases with the amount of consumption

so yeah, you're only really at risk if you drink too much

one cup a day i dont think it will do much to you

[clever sandal]

Sure but not long term

[grim edge]

maybe mess up your sleep a little

[unreal path]

u can drink 400mg per day most of humans gona happem mth

[clever sandal]

Or that to

[unreal path]

not true

[unreal path]

0 long term only good one lossing weight if drinking black coffe

[grim edge]

true

[unreal path]

no

i sleep same as beffor i started to drink caffein

even better some times

[clever sandal]

I drink way more than 400mg 😅

[unreal path]

u good dw

[grim edge]

you sleepin 8 hours a day?

[unreal path]

9 usualy

[grim edge]

oh man better go to that cardiologist

[grim edge]

that's good fam, good amount of sleep

[shrewd yarrow]

k

[unreal path]

yee and i drink caffein

means nth

[clever sandal]

Still young

[unreal path]

i can sleep up to 14h no prob

i got an alarm clock tho

so i wake up

[clever sandal]

I can't sleep for mby 4h after energy dr

[unreal path]

i can sleep imidiatly

i am imune to caffien i just get sleepy

[grim edge]

well the half life of caffeine in your system is 5 hours, so that makes sense

[clever sandal]

Huberman did a episode on caffeine and i picked up you have to wait 90 minutes after waking up

[grim edge]

but hell, we're young, we can probably drink battery acid and go run a kilometer

[grim edge]

drinking water before coffee also makes caffeine more effective, cause of hydration

[clever sandal]

Game changer tbh but for me its a little longer I think

[unreal path]

i bet ur 1 of thos who gona say tobaco causes lung cancer right?

[pulsar delta]

Blame it on Cain done blame it on meeee

[grim edge]

man why am i catching strays

[unreal path]

ur like that person

[grim edge]

and yeah, tobacco causes cancer

[pulsar delta]

Source plz

[unreal path]

cemicals

[grim edge]

are you one of those conspiracy theorist

[grim edge]

https://www.cdc.gov/cancer/risk-factors/tobacco.html#:~:text=Tobacco smoke,nearby may also inhale it.

[clever sandal]

Mby if you're weak

[unreal path]

cemicals

[grim edge]

cancer doesn't discriminate man, it's scary

[grim edge]

chemicals has an h man

[clever sandal]

Im fn with you 🤣

[pulsar delta]

L source

[grim edge]

want me to get another?

[unreal path]

idc

[grim edge]

https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/causes-of-cancer/smoking-and-cancer/how-does-smoking-cause-cancer

[unreal path]

smoking aka chemicals

[clever sandal]

Funny thing is natural tobacco is arguably worse

[pulsar delta]

Worse than synthetic nicotine?

[grim edge]

yeah man, my freaking ear is made of chemicals

[pulsar delta]

Well yea cuz of tar

[grim edge]

why do you keep mentioning em

[clever sandal]

No without additives

[unreal path]

cuz they cause cancer

[grim edge]

yeah, tobacco releases a bunch of them, hence tobacco causes cancer

[unreal path]

bro dosnt know how cigarets are made 🙏

they use randon bs

to make cigrates

like if u role a blunt

if it was home made gona be good

if it was some cheat stuff it will be ass and bad

[grim edge]

idk man i dont consume that typa stuff

[unreal path]

me neither but stuff made at home safer

[grim edge]

even if your grandma made it, it can cause you cancer

[clever sandal]

One thing they add makes it burn much hotter which destroys a bunch of harmful chemicals

[unreal path]

depends bought tobacoo or grown at home

[grim edge]

tobacco as a whole man

[unreal path]

nah

[grim edge]

instead of smoking just make an apple pie

more rewarding

cause you get an apple pie

an apple pie for eating

[clever sandal]

👎🏽

[grim edge]

we got an apple hater over here

bet you like chocolate cake

[clever sandal]

Cigarette lover 😅

[grim edge]

change your cigarette for a good old lemon cake

[clever sandal]

Then i het obese

[grim edge]

oh right

my bad big bro

[clever sandal]

I quit for 2 years

Ate fisherman's friends

[grim edge]

i love cooking, i have a fast metabolism so i can eat any shit

sad thing is that last time i bought garlic right

it came with fungus, so i have no garlic

[clever sandal]

👎🏽

[grim edge]

how imma cook sauces with no garlic

i needa make garlic bread soma day

[clever sandal]

Still possible

[grim edge]

with no garlic?

[clever sandal]

Sure

[cobalt field]

theyre adding hess to fortnite

[ripe flame]

chess

[grim edge]

chess more like bless

[cunning vigil]

test test

ok cool thanks

[cobalt field]

chest

[broken cipher]

@pearl portal

sorry for yesterday

[woeful drum]

Is this good for streaming?

[grim edge]

the flag blends too much with the black background

and where would your webcam thing go?

[woeful drum]

Should i use Google emoj?

[grim edge]

idk man

[grim edge]

hi..

[turbid iris]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2iPTGIzI5LBeEVz2q5xYLF?si=af5bcdfc363248f2

https://tenor.com/view/chipi-chapa-chipi-chipi-chipi-chipi-cat-chipi-chipi-dancing-cat-gif-10997735880837555564

CHIPPI CHIPPI

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6GGtHZgBycCgGBUhZo81xe?si=c723600a41064b96

[grim edge]

you must have some kind of HD

i haven't seen the chipi meme in so long

[turbid iris]

I don’t have ADHD
You’re just a low energy caveman

[harsh mist]

Hellooo people

Good morning

I want a favour from y'all

Nvm

[errant quiver]

gm

[errant quiver]

what?

[willow briar]

hi

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/head-bop-good-vibes-vibes-vibing-chill-guy-gif-15626491521296335861

[fossil sundial]

Hello

[fluid zodiac]

ANYONE ONLINE AND ABLE TO HELP ME GET BETTER AT CHESS IM LIKE 550 RATED.

[wispy depot]

when youre that low rated you cant really get better by having others help you should probably be doing puzzles, playing more games, watching youtube lectures, etc

[surreal current]

remove the ratings imo

[fluid zodiac]

ive been doing that but still am not getting any better

[peak plank]

too much clutter

[placid delta]

the chesscom lessons are pretty good, when I started in 2023 i literally watched every lesson from the "new to chess" to "advanced" category

[fluid zodiac]

ok

[placid delta]

imo just being exposed to educational chess a lot is helpful

i also watched gothamchess "How to win at chess"

[ancient jolt]

is one piece worth watching?

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/its-alright-gif-26963805

[vernal thorn]

Hello

elloooo

elo

(Echoes)

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/iltza-monkey-hi-gif-8926517403912912166

[vernal thorn]

Lol

How in the world u send files into this server

I thought that was banned

[bright wind]

get trusted role

[vernal thorn]

Wow

Lol

This is crazy empty for this server

[tulip jasper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1389696933962059941/1398525161027797073/image0.gif

[vernal thorn]

Any body like dirtbikes

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/junevi-gif-18033834710861070581

[bright wind]

I like clean bikes

why would someone like a dirty bike ?

[vernal thorn]

Idk 🤷‍♂️

I make mine dirty

Then i have to clean it

Cuz it looks ugly

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-caine-the-dark-knight-the-dark-knight-rises-alfred-dark-knight-rises-gif-18008820

[vernal thorn]

I have big bike go vroom vroom

[sand shuttle]

nice

[bright wind]

whats that ? chicken ?

[sand shuttle]

Duck

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/noice-nice-click-gif-8843762

[golden lily]

guys is this good

[golden lily]

^

[pearl portal]

ur good brodie

[mossy galleon]

listenbourg

https://tenor.com/view/listenbourg-listenberg-listenburg-country-europe-gif-2988948775375648341

[golden lily]

@mossy galleon

[mossy galleon]

i see

one of the stans for something?

kazakhstan

turkmenistan

those ones

(well i know kazakhstan is the blue flag with the yellow sun)

what

[grim edge]

You're so pretty

[crystal cliff]

Is this what the people scared of the word 'job' are like?

[devout heart]

wsp chat

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-beer-zach-galifianakis-gif-7754055

[devout heart]

how are ya?

[bright wind]

goood ! wbu orthobone

[devout heart]

*Orthopone

But yes, I'm alright

[fossil flare]

despite popular belief, i have NEVER and will NEVER play “strip chess” in my life. i literally have zero clue what that is and it must have been somebody sick who created it (which was not myself, for clarification.)

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-cat-tiger-tired-tired-cute-gif-17580812

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-you-cody-adcock-i-love-you-ilyclafaa-steven-and-cody-gif-8828186046029330348

[cedar brook]

That's cute are u hugging a leopard

[timid forum]

That's white tiger bro

[cedar brook]

You don't tell me what it is..your grandma said you're handsome but that girl called u chopped

[sand shuttle]

@analog aspen remember the girl who went missing couple days ago that I told you about yesterday or smt

Yk the girl of one of my dad’s long-time friends

yeah gg she went to Cambodia

The entire saga can be summarized as followed: she dated somebody online (mind you she’s 13), the guy asked her if she wants to go to Cambodia, to which she said yes, and that’s exactly what happened 💀

[timid forum]

Well you are wrong that girl never called me that cause there is no girl

[cedar brook]

Sorry 😐

[sand shuttle]

IGNORE EVERYTHING MY DAD JUST SAID TEN MINUTES AGO NVM FOUND HER

[timid forum]

How old is that guy

[sand shuttle]

definitely not a minor

idk I’m just hearing via gossips mate

[timid forum]

So the girl got scammed or they are together fr

[sand shuttle]

Got scammed

[timid forum]

People never learn but nonetheless Hope she is home and safe

[sand shuttle]

The police found her yeah

But like seriously the entire story is insane and it could’ve gone much much worse

[timid forum]

She is lucky otherwise these types of traps never go well for victim

[wispy depot]

Stuff like this happens all the time and yet people still think its wrong to monitor your kids internet activity

Id rather they think im weird and invading their privacy than have them abducted or exploited on the internet

[timid forum]

@wispy depot It's not that simply if you monitor child and they find out you will lose trust instead you should teach them critical thinking or digital awareness

[peak fog]

Nahh chatgpt didn't have to do me like that🥀

[pale viper]

Hehe

Spooky

I didn't know this was possible

[grim edge]

@raw thunder @lime lava lol bro is silly

[timid forum]

Crossed 1k in blitz

[nocturne elk]

lol what’s wrong with that

Depends on the nature of the messages I guess

https://tenor.com/view/школьник-сигма-gif-13050724541508648876

[grim edge]

im an orphan. i cant relate to this

[peak fog]

"here is a fun fact" ahh

[timid forum]

Wait till ya find out

[proud spear]

Same

[proud spear]

😭🙏

[golden lily]

wSDaww

[raw thunder]

I thought you were banned

[upbeat viper]

he now is

[mild forge]

W Bast

[alpine crystal]

General off topic no politics

[upbeat viper]

#〘📝〙rules

read em

[turbid iris]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KG-ineVAmLU

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-chin-don't-mess-with-me-ninja-stick-gif-4599486880089887810

[solid bough]

Yoooo

Dead cht

Chat

What u doin ladies

Fr dead chat

[latent matrix]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/849362917547573319/994207093592686632/received_728882861554099.gif?=&width=490&height=561

[opal garden]

https://youtube.com/shorts/JB_HzoWYy9E?feature=shared 🤯

[muted jasper]

Hi

[ancient thunder]

SIR EXCUSE YOU?????

[wispy depot]

gum ball

[ancient thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-fat-man-when-the-gif-22060334

[native hedge]

Hi

[peak plank]

<@&745328830649991179>

[jade ravine]

Hey, does anybody write chess in Microsoft Word?

I just want to ask a simple question.

[latent matrix]

Huh

[unreal path]

this shit so funny 🙏

[brazen mason]

окак

карец

[latent matrix]

окак

[latent matrix]

She is

[unreal path]

💀

[latent matrix]

Do you remember?

[unreal path]

ye?

this

[latent matrix]

AI generated all 3 pieces in 1 image but took long time

[unreal path]

it is a W pic tho

[grim edge]

hi

[unreal path]

connect

and hi 🙂

[coral hollow]

Finally

[grizzled folio]

manhwa

[grim edge]

I made a promise, if in four months this feeling ain't gone
Well, fck this city, I'm movin' to Saskatchewan

[wanton dew]

Does any1 Play COC?

[frail eagle]

Hello guys

[grim edge]

yeah whats ur th

[wanton dew]

10

[grim edge]

nice

[wanton dew]

wbu?

[grim edge]

almost maxed 16

[wanton dew]

wow

How long did it take?

[grim edge]

around 2 years

[wanton dew]

Wow!

[grim edge]

a bit rushed but maxed in 2 weeks

[wanton dew]

Did it suck to lose all of your archer towers and cannons?

[grim edge]

nah the power boost is worth it

[wanton dew]

makes sense

They are cool

[grim edge]

yeah fs

[wanton dew]

I DMed you

[bright prairie]

Lmao

[frail cloak]

Yoo how much is a diamond subscription in USD?

[tardy needle]

Yes

[wanton dew]

Nice What TH?

[tardy needle]

9

Wbu

[wanton dew]

cool!

[wanton dew]

10

[tardy needle]

Nice

[winter onyx]

strategic rushing is the correct and optimal play

a bit rushed *and maxed in 2 weeks not but

[novel heart]

hello chess people

[vital idol]

Started playing chess again like a week ago after 2 years and the thing where i start seeing everything as chess moves in my head has already started again🥀

Its not bad its just sort of annoying

[north cliff]

hi

[errant quiver]

takes takes Takes Takes

[errant quiver]

https://youtube.com/shorts/sjkhWY21Rsc?si=RwqTI7WOVwD6INTS

[peak plank]

Merge is so cooked, i just lost to the exact same build as mine but with more stars

[upbeat viper]

aaah you switched to the empress

https://tenor.com/view/good-evil-star-wars-emporer-palpatine-darkside-gif-4624104

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-star-wars-revenge-of-the-sith-anakin-gif-26782869

[peak plank]

I tried it, I regret it.
had better perfromance with king

[upbeat viper]

cuz you shouldn't be aiming for a clanvenger deck

[pulsar delta]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1079919807513763854/1398892959889625139/noFilter.png?ex=68870417&is=6885b297&hm=37a0a579b311158d42d05c8534a8ca11e47dc60db34ffd1f82b4792a33fd79df&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=440&height=440 this my secret roblox limited laundering alt guys if yall see him say wassup

[limpid badge]

Yo wsg

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-beer-zach-galifianakis-gif-7754055

[limpid badge]

Caseoh is here too

[stuck portal]

wsg

[digital sun]

anyone wanna do guess the elo

ok

[limpid badge]

Ok

Sure

[sand shuttle]

@analog aspen is that you

face revealing chat

[upbeat viper]

erm what da sigma

[grim edge]

Youre so pretty

[sand shuttle]

:3

[sand shuttle]

:3

[analog aspen]

maybe

[sand shuttle]

smash

oh funny ass story right i came up to bro and I didn’t know if bro was male or female (wide shoulders so male ngl)

but i just asked bro “bạn (gender neutral term) có thể chụp ảnh với m k”

sure enough it’s male

[analog aspen]

lmao facts

[sand shuttle]

so I was like “oh shit, nam à”

indicating his gender

bro said “why do you know my name”

[analog aspen]

I met an Alecchino cosplayer once (a great cosplay btw)

Obviously it's a 6'0 man in the clothing

[sand shuttle]

the most beautiful cosplayers are men

[terse dove]

This channel is active 😨😨😨

[sand shuttle]

trap gets me excited all the time ngl it’s funny as shit how they do that

[analog aspen]

I'd do it with a bit of makeup tbf, if only I wasn't so hairy 🥀

[terse dove]

Wats that who are you supposed to be

[analog aspen]

like I am short enough to cosplay most female characters to an extent, it's just my body hair getting in the way of accuracy

[analog aspen]

Elaina

[terse dove]

Wat

[analog aspen]

I thought you meant the character

[analog aspen]

@sand shuttle I admit this to you

[sand shuttle]

Shave and I’ll pay you to be a femboy

[analog aspen]

150 dollars at least

[sand shuttle]

I’ll pay for the costume

If it costs 150 bucks

I ain’t paying you 150 for a half-ass thigh high and cat ears

[analog aspen]

yo are we actually gonna go through with this

I'm game but like are you actually serious

[analog aspen]

nah it's a complete makeover

[sand shuttle]

if I’m able to fly to Saigon then hell yeah I’ll do that

because I gotta see you in that bruv

then it’s content

[analog aspen]

if you're that down bad and wanna see me, then pay up and I'll spend a couple hours in that

[sand shuttle]

remember that in two years

[analog aspen]

see you then.

[sand shuttle]

wait how tall are you tho @analog aspen

[analog aspen]

5'6 without shoes

@sand shuttle

[sand shuttle]

oh shit playtoy size

167cm a bit tall for a girl tho

[analog aspen]

oh well, I'll make it work

there's certainly a few characters I know with that height

[faint belfry]

Watch "madhav_786" hindi channel

[patent isle]

What the hell did I just read

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-jaguar-jaguar-tank-tank-jaguar-tank-the-jaguar-gif-5387732510129637740

[limpid badge]

Hello

Chessers

[wintry widget]

Happy Sunday

[old thistle]

Likewise

[grizzled folio]

OMG IM SO STUPID
EVERYONE ELSE DIED IN INK GAMES
I WAS THE ONLY ONE
BUT FOR SOME REASON I CHOOSE REBEL
THEN I DIED CUZ I WAS SOLO
BUT THEN I REVIVED
THEN DIED
AGAIN
THEN RAN OUT OF ROBU

😭

[wintry widget]

Hi bullet

[grizzled folio]

heyy stumpy

[wintry widget]

You living the dream

[grizzled folio]

living the nightmare

[wintry widget]

Grr my chess been awful also but chilling now

[grizzled folio]

i hate chess

i suck at chess

💔

[wintry widget]

You play daily on server? Play slower games

[pulsar delta]

i get un ban roblox today

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/pica-pica-funny-cute-pokemon-pikachu-gif-15006966

[grim edge]

what the hell

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-goofy-ahh-роман-sigma-male-cursedf-gif-27392460

[grim edge]

💀

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gif-1122577335328494214

[golden gazelle]

Hieee everyone

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/iltza-monkey-hi-gif-8926517403912912166

[golden gazelle]

I'm Yashima
15
India
Wbu?

[oblique zinc]

Im || ||
wbu

[teal coral]

Yo were neighbors, I'm 15 too!

[gaunt meadow]

Repo server is low-key weird, I joined to hear people talk about hitting a child against a door...

[peak plank]

Im not Yashima
im not 15
Not India

[knotty heron]

1x1=2

[peak plank]

HMMMMM

[novel vortex]

Yo guys is anyone serbian here?

[unreal path]

no i am slovenian tho

[novel vortex]

Nice

[novel vortex]

Close enough

[unreal path]

ye

[drowsy phoenix]

its spelled slovakian

[unreal path]

no i live in slovenia and there is slovakia idiot

[drowsy phoenix]

dude i think im smart enough to know no country such as slovenia doesnt exist

[unreal path]

google it

[drowsy phoenix]

you think im stupid to believe its real?

[unreal path]

google it

it is next to italy croatis austria and hungry

[drowsy phoenix]

yeah its just alternative name to slovakia

nothing else

[grim edge]

I did not knew that👀

I literally used "wounder"...

I wonder

[fleet scroll]

@bright prairie of course I’m not an owl

[bright prairie]

Wrote chat

[fleet scroll]

I came here because off topic and a mod is on

[golden gazelle]

Great!

[golden gazelle]

Sad😔

[fleet scroll]

Anyways, I feel like your dislike of furries is a bit silly. Just live and let live. No one is bothering you

Chess is for everyone

[bright prairie]

I wasn't serious when i talked with @modest swan

[fleet scroll]

Seemed like you were

[bright prairie]

And i never said furries shouldn't play chess

[bright prairie]

Nah you jumped on conclusions

[fleet scroll]

Not really jumping to conclusions. You doubled down when I asked for clarification instead of saying you were joking

[bright prairie]

You'd probably see this and think i was offensive too @fleet scroll

[bright prairie]

Show the conversation before filthy furry

[fleet scroll]

I’m showing where my conversation with you started because I asked you for clarification

[bright prairie]

That's why i said you jumped to conclusions, because you didn't read before you jumped in the chat

[fleet scroll]

And you doubled down. That’s why I got the impression.

If it’s a misunderstanding, it’s a misunderstanding. It’s not accurate to say I “jumped to conclusions”

[bright prairie]

[modest swan]

Can we just relax? He was still going with the bit despite being asked if serious and yeah that's on him but cmon let it go. He wasnt being serious

[fleet scroll]

What’s your opinion on lgbt people

[bright prairie]

Whaazt

[modest swan]

why that question out of nowhere😭

[bright prairie]

I didn't mention lgbt ppl once

[fleet scroll]

I’m just curious

[bright prairie]

They're humans like me idk

I just care about my cat you know

[fleet scroll]

Fair enough

[wispy depot]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-strange-mob-gif-12413747667150461911

[rancid monolith]

umm

nice cat

[bright prairie]

Thanks sakr

[fleet scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-window-cute-neko-couple-gif-9957984438477863240

[bright prairie]

The fan is not blurry but your cat is, that means he was moving at an incredible speed

[wispy depot]

this my orange he has violent tendencies

[modest swan]

The fan was off

[bright prairie]

No the cat was going at light speed

[wispy depot]

he is 14 years old too my cat is old asf

[modest swan]

Wait oh right the fan was on

Yeah the cat was going light speed and crashed into camera right after photo

[modest swan]

My cat is like 15 years old now

[wispy depot]

Unc aas cats bro

[bright prairie]

My cat is one year old

[modest swan]

Btw your pfp looked like just a regular owl to me. I was kinda shocked when u said it was supposed to be a furry pfp lol

[fleet scroll]

[wispy depot]

lol it wears a shirt?

my cat doesnt like wearing anything

[bright prairie]

Mine too

She got sterilized

[wispy depot]

ohhh

[fleet scroll]

My car

[bright prairie]

And we don't want her to lick her stomach

[fleet scroll]

Laying on heated blanket

[wispy depot]

i had a heated blanket until my cat shit all over it

[bright prairie]

@fleet scroll what's your opinion on straight ppl

[grim edge]

im watching puss in boots

[bright prairie]

You said you're 25?

[fleet scroll]

Totally fine as long as they aren’t taking rights away from minorities

[grim edge]

the series

the adventure of puss in boots

[bright prairie]

I might be a minority myself idk man

give me my rights @grim edge

[grim edge]

i will think about it

[fleet scroll]

The moral of the story is that making people lose their civil rights is bad

[wispy depot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-cat-dance-cute-cat-dance-ai-cat-gif-15064057413633942575

[fleet scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-dance-gif-5337912946242566059

[fleet scroll]

AI slop

[wispy depot]

😭

<@&745328830649991179>

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1000793892175761459/1000922284548177982/759686910540644422.gif

[tardy needle]

Who plays fivem here

[grim edge]

give a lil kitty an ear scratch from me

[fleet scroll]

I can’t

[grim edge]

awh man

[fleet scroll]

She’s been dead for almost 10 years

That photo is from 2016

[grim edge]

they always leave us too soon, brought back of my childhood family cat rip

[fleet scroll]

Yeah :(

[potent steppe]

Btw I live in Canada

[fleet scroll]

Can’t post guns here

Also, why tf is your finger on the trigger

[potent steppe]

Srry

[fleet scroll]

Lack of basic gun safety is how people get killed

[potent steppe]

It’s fake

I made it

[fleet scroll]

Oh, ok

I zoomed in on it and it looks like it’s made out of plastic or cardboard or something

[potent steppe]

3d printed it

Custom size for my hand

Cuz I’m like a kid

It’s still illegal though

[peak oyster]

Bro I’m scared you are in my country

[grim edge]

whats up everybody

[digital pumice]

Not much, wbu

[flint aurora]

me too

[grim edge]

not much either thinking about life choices I made yesterday

[digital pumice]

Sounds like fun

[grim edge]

you can say that I guess

how do I connect my account?

nvm, found it

test

[digital pumice]

Sorry. Would’ve responded but a friend called me

[grim edge]

no worries, everything is ok

[digital pumice]

What’s ur elo?

[grim edge]

Like rapid is around 1800-1880

I just have inflated elo for now

[digital pumice]

Awesome

I’m like 1300

[grim edge]

I haven't really played since fall

How long have you've been playing chess for?

[digital pumice]

About 2.5 years

Wbu

[grim edge]

Consistently?

I go to through phases basically when I really focus on it and then just quit so idk really

[digital pumice]

I’ve played pretty consistently. There’s been a few times where I’ll take a break for a month or two

[digital pumice]

Same

[grim edge]

What's your username on cc?

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Riley Sparks (rcsparky1)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Riley Sparks (rcsparky1)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1320 (1328 peak)
Blitz: 929 (955 peak)
Bullet: 1311 (1380 peak)

[grim edge]

What openings do you like to play?

[digital pumice]

I usually play the Scandinavian defense with black, and the Italian game with white

Wbu

[grim edge]

Scandinavian is like a good opening, but like in my experience white can get like massive lead in development and like start putting some mad pressure on you

[grim edge]

I like Dutch or QGD sometimes semi-slav, and with white I like play e4/d4/c4/b3 and against like e4 with black I now play the Sicilian Taimanov, but like I kinda want to experiment with other variations with it, also I used to play caro-kann and the Scandinavian defense

I'm like positional player I would say

[digital pumice]

Yeah

I’ve played so many games with the Scandinavian now, and I feel like it would be hard to change openings

[grim edge]

Understandable, I like to mix it up sometimes

[digital pumice]

U wanna play some blitz or something

[grim edge]

yeah sure

[digital pumice]

Awesome

[grim edge]

I've sent U a challenge

[digital pumice]

Whats ur account? I don’t think the challenge has come through yet

[grim edge]

same username as here

and same pfp

I've sent you a friend's request

[digital pumice]

The friend request came through

[grim edge]

Can you send me a challenge?

gg

[digital pumice]

Gg

[grim edge]

you won the minor piece battle

that move with the knight to make 2 pass pawns was great

[digital pumice]

Thank you

[grim edge]

how come you only 1000? You play much better then your rating

[digital pumice]

My peak rapid rating is 1328

I don’t usually play blitz so that rating is still behind

[grim edge]

I remember playing like blitz as a teenager like 15-16 like the rating and the W/L ratio hasn't changed at all

[digital pumice]

I love blitz, but I usually play rapid

I played a bunch of bullet games last month

[grim edge]

Rapid is better for improvemtn

Improvement

[digital pumice]

So my bullet rating is more accurate than my blitz

[grim edge]

hey 1300 bullet and rapid is good

[digital pumice]

Thank you

You’re closing in on 2000

[grim edge]

Knew this software developer we played at the same club he's like 1400 also liked bullet

[grim edge]

I was 2000 for a brief moment on this account, but I'm no where near that level, I just played my old friend like 8 times and cc gave me inflated rating

[digital pumice]

Cool. My uncle is like 1500 so I try to play him whenever I see him

[digital pumice]

Nice

[grim edge]

My rapid strength is like 1820-1880

[digital pumice]

1800 is still great tho

[grim edge]

Yeah it is

Maybe if I sober up I can like train and reach 1900

[digital pumice]

lol

[grim edge]

yeah I hate addictions

[digital pumice]

Same

[grim edge]

do you have any?

[digital pumice]

Not currently

[grim edge]

what kind of addiction did you had? and how did you beat it?

ah I see

wanna play again?

[digital pumice]

Sure

[grim edge]

ok, send me a challenge

[grim edge]

damn

[digital pumice]

Gg

[grim edge]

you are cooking with the knights

[digital pumice]

Thank you

[grim edge]

clearly your fav minor piece

[digital pumice]

You bested me tho

I love knights😂

[grim edge]

it was very close

every game intriguing

[digital pumice]

Yeah

[grim edge]

like a few times you should not have traded when down

[digital pumice]

Yeah

[grim edge]

like in the last game once you gave me an opportunity to trade last minor pieces it was gg

[digital pumice]

True

[grim edge]

your scandi tho, peak

cooked my English opening

[digital pumice]

lol

At the very end of the game we drew. You missed a skewer

[grim edge]

what's a skewer again?

[digital pumice]

It’s where you attack two pieces that are aligned

On like move 66 you could have checked my king, and my queen was on the same diagonal

[grim edge]

in which game was this?

[digital pumice]

It was the third game we played

The one that ended in a draw

[grim edge]

oh yeah, you're right

like I was trying to do that except like from 8 rank

then like you didn't fall for it so I was like trying to do what I could have done on that move

[digital pumice]

Yeah

You would’ve won if spotted Qc5+

Or Qa7+

[grim edge]

not in a good shape today, tho blitz was never my strong suit

[digital pumice]

Same

[grim edge]

once I start playing rapid I'm gonna get so cooked

because cc gave me 2k rating and I'm no where near that level

[digital pumice]

lol

[grim edge]

remember like awhile ago same story happened and like I played on a hangover and like lost I don't know like 10-15 games in a row until I was like 1850 I think

[digital pumice]

If I play too late I’ll end up losing a ton of elo

[grim edge]

I dunno I don't really care that much about elo anymore

[digital pumice]

Fair

[grim edge]

U from US?

[digital pumice]

Yeah

Wbu

Awesome

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/petting-pet-sugar-glider-cute-cute-animal-gif-12699030

[bright prairie]

Omg

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-ambulance-gif-27003480

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-dead-monkey-gif-14754959

[cedar bolt]

https://youtu.be/82cLukqLgME

https://youtu.be/M1A6WnUg_F8?feature=shared

These are the ones I’m pretty sure

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/oceansjonas-monkey-monkey-gifs-gif-3533852270425481686

[nocturne elk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1310273735189594185/1375708761976733757/caption.gif

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/wombat-goint-to-debate-wombot-gif-7900749342002288354

[radiant dragon]

Hello

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/iltza-monkey-hi-gif-8926517403912912166

[amber quest]

hi

[amber quest]

hi

[high cloud]

..

My discord should be connected to my main account by now

Still shows <500 tho

[modern void]

hello chat

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> David Perijoc (davidperyro)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: David Perijoc (davidperyro)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1021 (1045 peak)
Blitz: 682 (929 peak)
Bullet: 661 (737 peak)

[grim edge]

@hard mica hello there. You look like a project. We should be friends

Oh youre just around 1K elo

[unreal path]

shit ppl are abusing me to watch looney tunes 🙏

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-fawn-brushy-gif-24028207

[sturdy wraith]

So cute 🥰

[daring sail]

Chat should I give him or nah

[neon lava]

yh

[limber path]

Can anyone help me

[acoustic token]

heyyy yall

[oblique zinc]

hello

[cedar brook]

Hey cok

[acoustic token]

can yall rate

[cedar brook]

Sure

[acoustic token]

soo??

[nocturne elk]

wat

[cedar brook]

Rate what send what u want to rate

[acoustic token]

oh my username

[cedar brook]

prospectgang

Not bad but mines better

[acoustic token]

yo but lowkey maple star or derpixon

nah how yk bout them get out

[cedar brook]

No.

[peak plank]

Imagine losing a near mirror matchup

Don’t question the deck

[modest swan]

Im bored, I hit 2200 blitz and Apro isnt online.
Any suggestions on what to do, chat? :3

[acoustic token]

lowkey this

[modest swan]

💀

[acoustic token]

2200 is despicable bro

go outside

[nocturne elk]

how long did that take

[modest swan]

Hit 2200 blitz today

[nocturne elk]

i mean from the beginning lol

[modest swan]

Like 3 years

[nocturne elk]

dam

hope i can do that but im lazy lol

[acoustic token]

and yet no j*b still 💔 💔

[modest swan]

Ok now it's a bit getting overused and unfunny

[acoustic token]

and yet we still haven’t found ourselves to the application yet

just fill it out bro

[modest swan]

Bro I am not laughing. Give up

[acoustic token]

and I’m not seeing u fill it out

fuss up

[modest swan]

Trying to force child labour is crazy

Actually teen labour but whatever

[grim edge]

is that your cat?

[modest swan]

Yes :3

[grim edge]

give the catto an ear sratch from me

[hardy cloud]

@charred prism wake up ur furry friend needs u vro

[modest swan]

I dont need them😭
Also they just finished playing chess i was watching them

[hardy cloud]

Did apro win

[vestal sphinx]

HIHI

[modest swan]

He won.... ||one bullet game||

He literally warmed up for 15+10 with bullet😭

[hardy cloud]

Damn he's too good

[hardy cloud]

I need to grind to 2200 rapid

[modest swan]

U will reach it!! I believe in u!!

[hardy cloud]

I'm quite close

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Petr Jůza (petrjuza)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Petr Jůza (petrjuza)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2170 (2187 peak)
Blitz: 1803 (1859 peak)
Bullet: 1682 (1704 peak)

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-in-breaking-glass-door-gif-26616246

[proud spear]

Omg thanks bro

I needed that

[modest swan]

Glad I can show you on what rules must be followed

Don't be rude by entering without opening the door. Be kind and open the door :3

[regal ferry]

It should be
"Bumped? -1k aura"

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ran-into-a-glass-door-viralhog-didn't-see-the-glass-door-and-bumped-into-it-bumped-face-first-into-a-glass-door-gif-14268043422073887209

[modest swan]

Meow :3

[old thistle]

New pfp :o

[unreal path]

u and ur best friend?

[grim edge]

I hope the cat gets paid in catnip or treats for being a model

[unreal path]

W

i wana snort some catnip aswell

[brisk igloo]

hey guys

haven't been here in a while. whats new ?

[grim edge]

wow three of the twitch streamers i watch are leos: marc esserman, hasan abi, and jinny

[cedar brook]

We are

Awesome

[brisk igloo]

glad to hear

[cedar brook]

How's ur modelling job

[brisk igloo]

im not working like model

[cedar brook]

It's okay

[grim edge]

Do you stream also?

[brisk igloo]

you are a bir weird XD

[timid forum]

anyone plays marvel rivals here

[brisk igloo]

i used to play it for like 2 weeks

its cool but not for me for sure

[timid forum]

okay

[timid forum]

not for you wdym

I mean why or how

[brisk igloo]

its too epic everything is happening so fast

[timid forum]

oh yeah I once started it it was too overwhelming and fast for me too but now I can play and understand but still I am not at my best

I think I dont know how to play my character

[brisk igloo]

who is it ?

Like yea the game becomes easier the more you play it

i just forget to play it i play other games now

[timid forum]

human torch

btw talking about human torch did you saw F4

@grim edge hey did you watched F4

[brisk igloo]

no i haven't

why what is it about ?

[timid forum]

nothing its a marvel movie I think you are not into it

[brisk igloo]

i have watched walverine in japan, logan, some spider men movie

i actually like it

[timid forum]

oh good you have watched elite movies

[brisk igloo]

i thing about watching walverine and deadpool

maybe i ll

[timid forum]

oh yeah so you might be wolverine fan it was realsed a year ago it was pretty good as a movie and was nostalgic

[brisk igloo]

yeah one might say i like wolverine alot. he is like the most realistic of all marvel supes in my oppinion

like for example the ptsd, hard life, the power are more like a burden for him than a gift

but i also like Spiderman alot

but yeah i preffer wolverine

[timid forum]

I mean spiderman is first superhero for 90% of our generation

[timid forum]

he is coolest

[brisk igloo]

hmm my fist was batman

i have watched x men and its so COOL but the movies are as if somone closed his eyes and then chosed which will be next

they are so random

[charred prism]

😭I just spawned

[grim edge]

once a quarter

[grim edge]

i havent

[modest swan]

Me when french:

[old thistle]

You forgot en passant

[charred prism]

Arrrrr trueeee, I should have added it 💔

[modest swan]

Pirate furry

[charred prism]

Nooo 😭

[modest swan]

Moew :3

[charred prism]

Meoww :3

[bright prairie]

@charred prism furry

[hardy cloud]

Meow :3

[grim edge]

@balmy vigil ayo, wsg?

[modest swan]

Gaming

[bright prairie]

Looks more like gay ming to me

[modest swan]

😭

[fleet scroll]

Meow :3

[bright prairie]

Owls don't meow

I wish they did tho

[fleet scroll]

Uhh hoot hoot

[restive storm]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-sunflower-plants-vs-zombies-pv-z-gif-22515716

[fleet scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/moose-protogen-kitsuon-kitsuonn-furry-gif-18710259

[modest swan]

Meow :3

[fleet scroll]

How iz cat? :3c

[modest swan]

Gaming

[fleet scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-gif-21036660

[keen sundial]

y

https://tenor.com/view/dove-of-darkness-голубьтьмы-smoke-grey-gif-13842143

oh boy

[fleet scroll]

@slender needle why would i get on tinder

[leaden yew]

don't do it, i'll tell you that much

[fleet scroll]

Thank you for the advice mr capybara

[leaden yew]

you're welcome

[south schooner]

Heyy if I've played 1,123 games and my rating(rapid) is 1127 is that ok progression?

My starting point was basically 600

I played around 1000 of them in one month due to an obession so I didn't progress over time

[slender needle]

cuz ur 29 and a virgin

get some hoes

[fleet scroll]

No I’m not

[south schooner]

crazy work on a chess server what

[fleet scroll]

Bro has been missing the joke this entire time

[fleet scroll]

Yeah it’s totally fine! Just have fun playing the game and learning

[south schooner]

Thx

tho I feel ike 1100 is just eh

should I study grandmaster games or smth?

would that even help me at my level?

[fleet scroll]

I like looking at master games for openings I like :3

[slender needle]

29 years without a gf wym

[fleet scroll]

Bro still not getting it

[slender needle]

i dont study chess i js play, its the same patterns everytime lolll rarely i have to think past 30 seconds

[fleet scroll]

Whoosh

[slender needle]

still beating 2100 players

just play bru stop allat 30 moves ahead

js to blunder

[fleet scroll]

Do you get it yet

[buoyant plover]

People have different learning paces and curves and etc. I got to 2035 rapid on cc within 1.9k games in a year. Just keep trying and you'll eventually get there fr.

1127 is already better than most

[novel heart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1367303841845874751/1394785258691498175/boune.gif

dangit

[south schooner]

Ooh smart

[south schooner]

Ahh so I’m cooked

[south schooner]

what was ur prior experience with chess?

[slender needle]

destroying openings

taking turns

winning queens

[south schooner]

Like before chess.com

training

experience thats what I mean

[south schooner]

and also I was talking to

[slender needle]

workin

rlly hope this chess shi workout cuz if not im pushin pounds like i workout

[chrome whale]

2 days no sleep only coffee

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2qSkIjg1o9h3YT9RAgYN75?si=e13a77b65dfc447f

[slender needle]

Dahlia

how do u know what that song is

my grandmas younger than u and she doesnt know that songs name lol

or who that is

[chrome whale]

beautiful unless that I don't like music

and actually its not espresso

[chrome whale]

the song is Apr 2024 so its not old

actually this is kind of Turkish coffee

so classic

[grim edge]

im cooler than your grandma

[slender needle]

my point

Dahlia what u know bout that my angellll come back to meeeee

and i will love youuuuuu

that song came out like 1960's

man Dahlia ur an inspiration i wanna live til 70

[chrome whale]

so how old is ur grandma if u don't mind cuz I'm curious

[gaunt meadow]

Something illegal happened over there...

[chrome whale]

what

I don't get it

[gaunt meadow]

Nvm!

[chrome whale]

u mean PDF file or what

I still don't get it

and I'm a child so I'm curious

[gaunt meadow]

I meant like underage, but I don't know how old the other person is

[chrome whale]

looks like smth I shouldn't talk in

I'm still under age tho

[slender needle]

huh

[gaunt meadow]

I said that already...

[slender needle]

what

[gaunt meadow]

"How old is ur grandma " he's asking...

[gaunt meadow]

Nvm

[slender needle]

why he wanna know

[gaunt meadow]

Ask him

[slender needle]

how do i send images here

[chrome whale]

cuz u said that she's older than ur grandma

[gaunt meadow]

You gotta have the "trusted" role

[chrome whale]

just it

[slender needle]

how so

how do i get that

[gaunt meadow]

Get connected and talk in chat for a week...

Like once every day

[slender needle]

BRUUUUU

A WEEEK??

[chrome whale]

so I'm trusted cuz that

[slender needle]

yo bro u have the trusted roll yet??

[chrome whale]

looks like I'm a nerd

[gaunt meadow]

Nah, I'm here for like 3 days...

[chrome whale]

I'm not actually

[slender needle]

i need a favor

[chrome whale]

what

[slender needle]

can i sent u a image to send here? dms rq i need advice

[chrome whale]

OK

but not smth sus

[slender needle]

ik, ima js ask for advice on my looks and shi

dms

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/FL1Vf0pvkHw?si=DuMVQet9dIHXicqn someone sang this to me.. good old days

[slender needle]

DAHLIIIAAAA U KNOWWW

i knew i got them vibez from u, i wanna sing that to a girl lwk but these ones arent it lol

times mustve been different back then and u remember

[grim edge]

oh it was Alejandro, i remember

he sang it before he was sent to vietnam during the war

[chrome whale]

this YouTube video is older than me that's insane

this is @slender needle

[slender needle]

i need advice gng

💔 lwk 17 rn but i aint boutta play chess forever

[grim edge]

Then, that silly love of mine wrote me a letter and asked me to listen to this song. https://youtu.be/ovoBi3pXD_A?si=FsCua63SxgNLQ5fW He was in Vietnam for almost five years. crazy how he subtly told me to not hurry

[slender needle]

is he still here

[chrome whale]

A sound mind is to stay away from women

[grim edge]

i dont want to talk about this anymore. oh, poor alejandro.

[chrome whale]

its a sound mind is in the sound body

[slender needle]

what does that even mean

[chrome whale]

but this is cooler

[slender needle]

im sorry im sure hed appriciate u right now

[chrome whale]

a meme

[slender needle]

maybe @chrome whale will sacrifice for a girl one day and sing her a song

army dreamers

[chrome whale]

my voice is not bad actually

[chrome whale]

Parental satisfaction is more important than your father and mother's satisfaction

this is gold

[slender needle]

lwk wish the girls now were like the ones back then, id get flowers and sing those songgss ongg

but nah.

they listen to cardi b and drop it low in the hallways

[chrome whale]

well I just want a girl (and clean sheet)

[peak plank]

scam link

[chrome whale]

no way

who's cardi b

[slender needle]

bru

[chrome whale]

[chrome whale]

I really don't know I swear

ah I just googled it n I'm scared

[slender needle]

@everyonelwk somebody give me life advice man i needa hit the gym more and eat healthy lwk tryna get a better job chess aint workin out

[slender needle]

some female rapper

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I feel that she's a killer hidden in a cloth of a rapper

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good instincts'

theyre all woke

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ur good bud

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ohhh my anggeeellll!!!! come back to meeeee

and i willl love youuu

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there r many girls in this world

but few r clean cheat

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i js connected today but i been here 3 days does it count

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or the sheet couldn't be saved cuz its friendly fire

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Idk...

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both r fine

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idk what blud is talkin about

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bro how am i gonna get life advice then

ngl we gotta lock in bro we almost 18

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I'm talking about loyalty

yk

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fs

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yk clean sheet or friendly fire

I'm talking about two rare things

anybody can understand

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@grim edge ngl u gave me hope, fact u still remember his name and the song he sang for u

maybe a girls gonna remember something i do for her forever

all some people ever want is to be a better person tbh

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bro just find a girl who deserves u

and clean sheet or friendly fire ofc

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if she is not

remember that u deserve it

and break up

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aint just about the girl its about the memories and impact on her life

and yours too

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ofc

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and thats my focus tbh, to be able to make that a reality bro

got nun to do with the girl