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Yo why cant my friend send me a video recording of him winning in a chess match? In the app btw it just sends a black screen/video
Do you still need help?
i hate it
@grim edge Pleez know zat I do not like ze baguettes.
Yeah
Hello good morning everyone, here's a little puzzle for you guys, what should you play here?
2035 map
yeee myb avr grade went from 2.3 to 2.9 W
2.9 is close to 3, 3 is closer to 5 more than to 0
ikr
That's the most optimistic map I've seen
listen i dont give a shit about my grades until they are above 2.5 cuz that means i am avr
what is missing?
You see the ball at the center?
anyone wanna play a 30 min rapid game, I have a classical chess tourney soon so im looking for practice with longer timeframes but Ive ran into so many cheaters on the 30 min chess.com
3-4 more countries should be missing , from europe and asia
and some countries in middle east shouldnt be missing
btw I just saw there is a country named Chad
Missed Israel ahahahahahaa
Yeah I born there
Chadian
saudia arabia and uzbek shouldnt be there
?
you had something to flex since you were born
Oh okay
Idk
im bad at geography
what is on june 19
today*
Hi
world peace
lemme guess you didnt get a leave
oh a lot of countries hmmm that would be sad
nope
congrats
gosh I love wasting my life away as a corporate slave
so what type of corporate are you in tech or finance or what ?
nothing beats corporate lives
tech no more questions about me please
generic
just ask about marc esserman or nazzroo
tell about mazzro
Stalin or Karl Marx
corporate lives matter, too yknow
Who would win in basketball
but I heard there is a better work life balance in europe
then dont be
W decision
dont go swis
Poland
fr
sweden or dutch
Switzerland tax will kill you
nah poland man
Bobr kurwa, vodka, strawberry
I’m not
Go Russia instead
bad
He does not know russian
but the tiktok tarot girl said my husband is from switszerland. i paid $250 for it
............
He will be cooked
you wanna hear about work life balance in india ?
I’d turn into a parrot if you paid me 250 bucks
nah 🙏
Pro
just move to balkans
wait fr? which colors will you have when you turn into a parrot tho?
move to Albania
Mostly yellow
yeah bosnia
no 😭
yay okay sendin one
anywhere but bosnia dude
ass country
Crazy
why
bosnia is a mine sweaper irl
you guys OT
Herzegovina is so
is that bad?
why
It’s not terrible lol because they helped Croatia during the siege from Serbia
yes and very poor and under developed country go to montenegro
But it’s underdeveloped
Yea
and land mines
oh i see
just live in Zagreb
i know a muscle big bicep person from boznia
Or even better Dalmatia, Croatia
Very gorgeous there
The scenery is breathtaking
to expencive if u dont speak croatian and live there
okay back to switzerland
Indian pyramide
Oh my goodness I forgot about that small detail lol
Dalmatians will literally lie to your face and take ur money
yeeee i can blend in 😭
If ur a tourist
the foundation is wild

🥀🥀🥀
W piramid
taxes
taxes
im not scared
Switzerland is gr8
my husband will be lol
not again
How it should be
....... move to the balkans and ill help u find a great idiot
Ohhhh
Still have not visited Serbia
🥶
mid country ngl
Lol
Although our reasons r different
COULDNT AGREE MORE
u love me?
im friends with a boznian
yk what we say in my country "hrvat je tat"
you are from boznia?
half bosnian
Lmaoooooo
and i am 6'2 no dif
R u Bosnian?
half
gaddaam u guys are tall
i am short 🙏
the shortest here is like 6’0 6’1
youre from boznia, too?
No I’m Croatian & Italian
whats the tallest
he is worst combo
Bossnia
I will be short there 💀
my uncli is 6'4 and my cousin is 7f
Happens mannnn
my grandpa still hase his ak and bombs from the war
u wana legaly shot a gun?
i mean
legaly if u dont get caught 🙂
no i just know ppl who have guns and can shot em
no
Your job is remote?
no switzerland
no to boznia
My bro was spending there more than making
yes to norway
ill find u a nice slovenian dude
no
no
da
yall capital citys sudnt even be urs
Jesmo li mrtvoguzi 🥀🥀🥀🥀
jbi se u 3 pike materine majmuncino jednog
Apsolutni slikopis nglllll
majmun
si majmuncina
It's okay if you don't like it, i like tacos 
Ra1+ then Rh1#
Ragebait needs training
why do you want make me rage ?
my ragebait is on point
jbi se krcina jedna
i discovered this humorous twitter thread on a youtube video and i can confidently say it's one of the funniest things i've seen in the past few days, props to Obama Stan for capitalizing on Gina's obliviousness! 🤣 🤣 🐔
You’re not a real human bro
fr
AI
How is this a brilliant sacrifice? What the hell is being sacrificed?
Neither black knight is hanging??
oh wait I'm blind
somehow I thought that knight was protected twice
I see it's crediting them for taking advantage of the pin on my bishop
thank you for the help
i am not a robot
We do not care bro
exactly what a robot would say
connect your account
Why
yes
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Epic stuff
سلام عليكم
وعليكم السلام
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K
@wise mortar
Join the short bus sages
https://www.patreon.com/elishalong
ts was so corny
WHATTHEFROK
That's my favourite YouTube channel, Kids Learning Tube. It taught me a lot of geography
I love it
@frigid stirrup yes
If Chappell says her kink is karma and Taylor says karma is her boyfriend, does it mean that Taylor's boyfriend is Chappell's karma?
no her kink is taylor's boyfriend but we all know thats not true
i think that guy who's tryna be between taylor and chappell is what sabrina calls manchild
barry interesting
to think abt
do you listen to olivia rodrigo, sabrina carpenter, chappell roan, gracie abrams or tate mcrae?
hello chatterssss
whats up
the ceiling
what if my ceiling is gone
idk 
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Rapid: 117 (230 peak)
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Bullet: 100
i'm so good
Fighters don’t train calisthenics lol
Idk if this is a European stupidity or chess related disease but they have the most diabolical takes for exercise lol
Khamzat deadlifted like 495lbs a few months ago
Saw a really beautiful lake today
Yea it’s like 10 feet deep and you can still see the ground clearly
who wanna 1v1 in chess 3/2 blitz?
Yo, any Sleep Token fans
I'm rated around 1k (rapid) would that be fine ?
yh
yup they have a mixed regime .. involving resistance , endurance , speed , reflex ..etc etc training
my username is ninjachesslord @echo pollen
Sure I'll send u a challenge
k
@random thistle I can't find a way to add u lol can u plz add me instead?
That's my profile
It’s actually like 30 feet deep gyat
Check here your email, it was hacked or no
it then puts your email adress in a data breach and saves it
i was close
Seriously???
A little surprising since 405lbs is already powerlifting weight
Khamzat has been getting big though
Huge difference from before
Maybe boxers lol
But mma fighters primarily, especially wrestlers & SOME bjj fighters, are pretty big lol
Maybe not so much for strikers
Unless you’ve gotta cut weight to fight at a lower weight class n be a weight bully
Look at merab for example
this is cool ngl
as a new player would italian, london, or queens gambit be best opening for me
yo
but still
I think the london is more easy to defend and not so complex like the other ones
ne
Who's that man
Which?
Red T-shirt
Fedor emilianenko
Profession?
Martial artist
Which
He’s Russian also so this isn’t a surprise
Haha yea pretty much
If someone's face is expressionless → Eastern Europe
Huh
Couldn’t agree more
I've seen some faces...
f u
congrats???
🥺
hey can u duel me
u mean 1v1?
yeah
not rn i m busy
Who's shacher567. I found this name a lot in Gotham's new video's comments section?
can someone analyse ts
Game too fast
































































1. e4 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. d3 Bg4 4. h3 Bxf3 5. gxf3 Nf6 6. Nc3 d4 7. Ne2 e5 8. b3 Bd6 9. Bb2 O-O 10. Qd2 Nbd7 11. O-O-O Nc5 12. Bg2 Re8 13. h4 h6 14. h5 a5 15. Ng3 b6 16. Nf5 b5 17. f4 exf4 18. Rhe1 a4 19. bxa4 Rxa4 20. a3 Nxh5 21. Qe2 Nf6 22. Bxd4 b4 23. Bxf6 Qxf6 24. Qg4 g6 25. e5 Rxe5 26. Bxc6 Rxe1 27. Rxe1 Qa1+ 28. Kd2 Qc3+ 29. Ke2 Qxc2+ 30. Kf1 Qxd3+ 31. Qe2 Qxf5 32. Qe8+ Kg7 33. Bxa4 Nxa4 34. Qxa4 bxa3 35. Qxa3 Bxa3 36. Re8 Qb5+ 37. Kg2 Qg5+ 38. Kf1 f3 39. Re3 Qg2+ 40. Ke1 Bb4+ 41. Kd1 Qf1+ 42. Re1 Qxf2 43. Re8 Qd2#
As always, everyone missed moves in the middle game
White was well in open
That queen check from black turned game upside down
hey
i was black
do u have any advice
I'm not that good of a chess player. You can ask anyone else
fr
everyone does 😔
Buh who yall think you is tho? Yall be posting on your status talking about do not distrub... You wasnt gonna get disturbed even if you wanted to get disturb🤨 I gon be real whats gon on buh?
wana know smt? i hate notifications so.... easier way to get rid of usless ones
i only got noti for like 5 stuff
You just enter your email, you dont give password
I got hacked 1 time
Discover the online chess profile of Jorge Dorado Riera (ClausMa) at Chess.com. See their chess rating, follow their best games, and challenge them to play a game.
if anyone wants to play
Let’s be honest: we don’t just play chess to get better at chess. Somewhere between hanging pawns and hitting brilliant moves at 3 a.m., this 64-square game starts teaching us lessons that go way beyond the board. Here are 10 things chess quietly teaches us—and why every lost game might secretly be leveling...
sob
@grim edge i am moving to norway with u idc
Hey
Summer at norway, winter at spain
hey guysss
wsg
if anyone wanna play 4 player chess with me and my bud, do dm me!
who all are there?
and ratings
?
we're all terribly bad
oi folks we only need one more pretty please im begging on my knees here 🙏
@nova bone can i come
yep
how
4pc in the big 25
yo
hi
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hello
hi ben
wsg
yeeeeee
next year i am going to spain to get blased and 2 months after spain going to the sea with my homies
wanna play a game?
Hi

Bro thinks he's Jigsaw
chess game
Bro why him and not me...
💀
Summarize this picture for me
I am not ai
lol
Because I don't believe in what I just read
Like what's going on?
Prove
Yeah world is unfair...
That's me
no i suck
yeah so as I said in Vietnam, forget all the fabulous, popular brands like mcdonalds or kfc, just go for street food (90% safe and cheaper and better flavour+ much more food and worths it)
hello, I am looking for someone to solve puzzles together, does anyone wanna join. I am 2000 on chess.com at my peak.
facts
Hi
In most 3rd world countries, fast food restaurants are top tier
like McDonalds for example doesn’t use the same fatty seed oils
Like how they do in western countries
Instead they stick to beef tallow
Where the food actually has some sort of health benefits to it
vietnam third world country?
rip
I mean it is developing very well
But I don’t think it’s considered a first world country yet
Pretty soon though I’d say
Still stuck in the medium income trap for now.
Can confirm about the "doing well" part tho.
Honestly I'm still mildly surprised we have a prominent Muay Thai culture (that only loses to the Thais themselves)
Lol yea agreed, buakaw, superlek, rodtang are crazy.
Vietnam has a great champ though
Nguyen something tran
Tran duy nhat
Nguyen Tran Duy Nhat
The only thing Vietnam is undisputed best in Southeast Asia is chess and Chinese checkers 
But yeah we have a few standout names here and there in sports, generally speaking
I hope more people are inspired to do muay thai in Vietnam
I’m very sure they can dominate more
There's actually a Muay Thai/kickboxing club about 300 meters from where I live
Not even surprised
So yeah it's on alright
I have a friend that lived there for quite some time and there was one very close to him as well
Nguyen Tran Duy Nhat is as important to Vietnam's Muay Thai as Le Quang Liem to Vietnam's chess future. It only takes one amazing individual to inspire a generation.
Couldn’t agree more
Both of them are doing great & I know they will only get better & inspire many
I love my Vietnamese brethren
Sleep well dude, good talk man
Thanks for that, see you.
My country average salary is only +30 from Vietnam 💀
We are cooked

Uzbek or Ukraine
a yes
what
Ukrainian?
Ah I see
Gosh I love being Slavic
Thanks for reminding me
Where you are from
Suka blyat nahui?
Pizdettt nahui
Test passed ✅

Crocop yeah tuff man 🔥
nah
is anyone up for jam
go away
Watch their fight, 2 cars were fighting
idc
Ye I told you
i got myself earphones made in china i pray they last 2 hours
not lasting more than 3 days
🙏
nahhhhhhh i def dont want a short asian muscle mommy
@grim edge u asain?
The reason why i need teammates
i am a narcissist so carrying people makes me feel good lol
nahhhhhhhh
12 kills they got 2 combined 💀
like real teammates, i only play w randoms and then this happens
god damn
my irl friends are like that
I am so good playing for edgar
i play brawl stars like 2x per year 🙏
Sitting in bushes and then jump
Any tips for hair products for middle length hair?
buzz it
My hairs rly bad I wouldn’t know
buzz it
buzz it
use a shampo & conditior
I use shampoo but I don't use conditioner
dont use a 3in1
actually I think I could look bad in buzz cut, I would need to use Photoshop or something to see how would I look
use a 10in1 shampoo
hahahah
yes
yours doesn’t have tennis shoes nor peanut butter in case you need a snack
where can I get one?
dont get it if u wana be a dc mod
yee but it got motor oil
odjebi
mine has tennis shoes
I can use it to walk
pusi krac
😂😂😂
dont want mods to translate it and ban me 🙏
What's funny
Is that after using that hair shampoo my hair would probably look majestic
It will
Happy tuesday, congrats with first day of summer broski
Finally got one of these thanks to a Queen sacrifice 😂 Took like 4 moves to get the enemy king in the right spot (no homo 💀 )
checkmating with castling
I've sent this a year ago i think
chess.com game review makes no sense
guess what game review gave rook f8. a move that straight up HANGS a rook
surprise! it was an excellent move somehow
Black is dead lost no matter what
me personally if i was black i would've won
Because you’re dead lost you can’t blunder the game anymore its already blundered lol all you can do is stall the checkmate
Thrust ssc
Cool transion in todays daily level
Potato
Can someone explain me why this position is a draw if white loses on time?
sat scores are out and apparently I CANNOT speak englisg
guys
i think this position is impossible to win for white
so because both don't have many pieces to work with
ends in a draw
Cus black can't mate
Meow :3
Meow :3
:3
:3
I wonder what if I remove this from context
Lol 😭
silly furry
still can't believe it u instantly won that match, it didn't get interesting at all it just ended so quickly. And that's how I became a furry😭
I got lucky 😭
i didn't know there was a brazilian word for "kkkkkk"
It's a laugh in Portuguese
Fr lol 😭
Is because u became a furry, your brain improved
"Hey bro can you lend me a billion dollars"
"KKKKKK"
"Cool thanks"
"wait what"
What does that mean 😭
i saw "k" as "ok"
Ohhhhhh 😭
Btw in Portuguese some people laugh with ksksks for some reason
Or just mess the words like: paiwgdbslayevnsy
wow
I got curious rn, how do Italians write a laugh?
Like english people?
Hahahahaha
Ohhhh
Cuz in other European languages they Laugh different
In the world actually
Like, Portuguese: kkkk/ksksks
Spanish: jajajaja
French: mdr/ mdrrrr/ lahekwjysveisyxb (just messy words also works)
wew
In Russian they write "xaxaxaxa"
fun fact: when people hear "Uno" they think of "One" from the spanish language, while that is true, "Uno" is also "One" in italian
Woww reallyyy??? I didn't knew that
That uno also was Italian
and also it's literally pronounced the same way
with that logic you may think that "Dos" is also the same in italian but no. "Two" in italian is "Due". pronounced: Doo-eh
Ohhh:0
Doix is in french if I remember well
But for some reason people don't pronounce the s neither the x
Then it just gets like "do"
wow
anyways remind me what is "Three" in spanish
anyways "Three" in italian is "Tre"
You want me to get cancelled huh?
the guy is the world best in that gamemode btw
kkkkkkk
vc fala portugues?
tres
even more sob
from a cartoon right ?
or bee
anyway, from a movie
it's an add
HONEYYYY WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?
incredibles 😂
i think you mean les intouchables
Senorita
j
yoo
@abstract raven get pinged brotha
Yuki is a cute teenage girl who stands at average height. She has gold colored hair which falls down at nape length with bangs parted down in the middle, leaving two fringes to frame both sides of her face, a fair complexion, and large yellow eyes.
For the most part, Yuki is seen wearing her school uniform. Which consists of a white button up shirt, an oversized coffee brown cardigan with noticeably stretched out sleeves, a pleated black skirt, knee length black colored socks, and brown loafers. The reason behind the sleeve's length of her cardigan is due to the former pulling on them quite frequently.
It is also worth mentioning that she wears her gym shorts underneath her skirt just like Kyouko
Who is Yuki?
From the anime horimiya
Horimiya my beloved
ok
im back after being violently muted for an hour
still up for it?
the only chess i play now is the 4 player on chess.com
the regular one isn't addictive enough
Do trains in Slovakia arrive 2 hours late while people are waiting five hours before the scheduled time?
Tesla winnin 💀
What's that vote for?
160 euro for 26km ?
Car for friend 💀
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gyus, i'm live...
oh nah
Infinity
then 1÷0=2÷0?
Infinities can have different sizes
that is not it at all bro
this has nothing to do with the cardinality of the real numbers compared to the rationals
1÷0 is undefined, not infinity
we only say "=Infinity" when we deal with limits
People usually replace not defined with infinity
did u know that the infinity of the rationals and the infinity of the natural numbers is the same?
not with the reals tho
the problem is when u look at f(x)=1/x, and u look at the limit as x-->0
we get different results when we go either from the left or the right
from the left its -infinity
from the right its +infinity
Yes
Yes
this is a clever way to do it
ur like diagonalizing it
and because there is a 1 to 1 mapping of any natural number n to any fraction
we say they are the same size infinity
u can alternate the signs to get to the negatives aswell
I mean
It's pretty obvious
Two denombrable sets
Always are bijective by definition
Idk if that's the correct term
Bat oké
Q is in bijection with N*xZ
Which is denombrable
End of proof

any new delhi player here?
basty solve this:
it is from my book hehe
My friend added me to this server cuz I'm bad at chess🥀
we all started somewhere no matter how strong we are today
:)
Ty
😭 bro is master in maths
yeah
it's basic but oké
can u help me with this one ?
@upbeat viper
work on your own
this one seems hard
a3 + a7 = 6
a3 * a7 = 8
and define the unknowns you need to find
do your APs all start at n = 1 btw ?
2a + 8d = 6
yeah
N cant be negative nor in rational number or fraction
(3–4d +2d)×(3–4d+6d) = 8
(3 –2d)×(3+2d) = 8
Damn aliens captured chat
as long as you don't make mistakes when doing calculations and solving the equations
bat oké
yea
4d^2 = 1
d = 1/2
the methodology is more important than the actual result tbf
is trignometry hard?
@timber walrus can you remove my announcement roles im tired of getting pinged
bro pinged staff
yeah really did
go to id:customize and remove ur roles
nah
use the annoucements command
that's the only way
just many formulas to know
i don't know what is that command isn't it easier if you just click on the x on each of my announcement roles?
or tell me the command
ye, we just have to learn the value of sin, cos etc. then its ez right?
how negative value
negative * negative = also positive
its 4d square or 4d^2 = 1 theres no way to get negative?
can anyone give me some stuff in grow a garden? would be much appreciated
The bot would put the roles back
Can someone help me get better
Just start typing /annou and it should autocomplete
just try and replace d with both solutions (1/2 & -1/2)
d = 1/2
4(1/2 * 1/2) = 1
4 * 1/4 = 1 
d = -1/2
4(-1/2 * -1/2) = 1
4 * 1/4 = 1 
1+1=11
fr
adds 1 to 1
No
oh yes
depends on the learner .. for some it might be ez, for some it might be hard
a(3)+a(7)=6
a(3)a(7)=8
a(n)=a(1)+(n-1)d
d is the common difference and a(1) is the first term
S(n)=n(2a(1)+(n-1)d)/2
solve that system of equations
u can then get the sum
I am a NERD learner. when I touch books and notebooks then I will learn everything in my own language then will translate it into english
💀
I am not like others who leave few questions just because they are too long. I learn every single answer and if I dont know answer I try to make it on my own then write in my language and I get most of the numbers
so its ez for me ig?
i go for the hardest questions when learning from textbooks
i skip the ones that i deem trivial to solve
I love maths a lot but my fking confidence is very bad... at home I can solve all questions on my own but in exams I forget the concept and dont do... 😭
i got a 40/40 in my math exam
probably..
there is only one way to know
the whole exam was trivial except for like two questions
yea I try to solve the entire chapter firstly if it is done then I do questions from other buk
ye ik
there can be two solutions because theres a product of the variables
😄
u get a quadratic once you make a substitution
that's a question of laziness
like you know you can do it
but the path is annoying
so you reject it
no I try my best
like I forget the CONCEPT or formulaes
gimme tips for maths
👍
I'm a beginner, but not new
love the gaslighting
@upbeat viper theres no /annou on the bot...
well
tbh My grandpa taught me how to play chess since i was 7 y.o.
but I just know the basic rules lol
I have rarely played it, but now I want to start lmao
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welcome o7
when did you start playing?
What is o7 lol
🫡
September 2023
Till now, <260 games
That's pretty low
I mean
I think I have something like maybe 10 games
in all of my life
You joined the online chess community recently, right?
most of them were against people who didnt even know the rules, so I had to explain, so mayne it is not very fair
literally 20 minutes ago lol
If you combine all my games (online & offline), it's like 350 or something
I play for fun
You'll gain more experience now you play chess online
thats cool af
I always wanted to start play chess
but somehiw I didnt find the opporunity until like a couple days ago
I actually didnt know it was a thing until recently
most of my 10 games were in real life lol
New discovery for you huh? Guess you'll have a good time knowing a lot more about chess
Im in the army so probably my good time will be limited
Wdym? This world isn't going to war rn, or maybe it is
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Im in a country where the army is mandatory for men and women
Im a woman btw
You're flexing or what
Since you're in the military, you'll have less time to play chess, I suppose. But you could play a few games or learn a thing or two with the right time management
Bruh I ain't even 2000 yet
Try
Havnt you heard abiut what happens with Iran lol?
I hope that I will survive the war tbh
My first world war kinda nervous💔
yall will find me playing chess in bomb shelters😭 😭
I was suspecting you are in Israel or something... Am I right?
Yup
thats what I aspire to do
but because of the war, Im currently at home, I cant be deployed rn
Yup
I guess that what revealed my location is the mandatory army for both genders?
Exactly
But Israel has great defence systems and military planning, you will survive
Soon, you'll be playing chess in your home, without any worry
Well, you are actually wrong
except Israel, also North korea and Aritrea have mandatory army for women
but Its very unlikely anyone will have internet fro. these places lol
Well I never said that only Israel has mandatory army enrollment... But it's fine 👌🏼
Yah, but we have some fatalities because people dont get into bombshelters in time
Its still aint foolproof
a rocket has landed hard quite close to my house
I will be really playing chess in bombshelters from now on 👍
I mean
you could have guessed any of these countries if I didnt say the war with Iran
I was 70% guessing Israel, 30% unsure because there may be more countries where army enrollment is mandatory and people have internet
War with Iran, confirmed
Now you know its pretty much only 3 countries lol
Where are u from if its not a secret?
Tbh Im not surprised
I expected for the population to be filled with 50% russians and the other half Indians
I only found a single Russian here
it cant be
no, no, its really bad
where are my people😭
Jk Im not russian, But I speak Russian because my parents are Ukrinians
I was in an eternal state of confusion by your statement, you did good clarifying
Always happy to help
anyway is it right that chess is quite popular among Indian culture?
or were I lied to?
It's not popular
It's a pandemic
Everyone's infected
It's like Spanish flu
hold up
aint no way that the real Markus is here, is it?
Who?
The famous chess player Markus something (i forgot the last name)
Im pretty sure that he was a world champion in chess (?)
We got some grandmasters here
Oh nvm Im dumb af
I meant Magnus
No Magnus not here.
I thought Ive seen here someone with his image as a mod
And then I saw the picture up close and it wasnt even close lol
Ah I see
I should really get glasses tbh
Have you got your eyesights checked in the past?
Yah lmao
I wear contacts usually
I was joking, im near sighted, not far sighted
anyway, do you play chess a lot?
like multiple times a day?
or once per time?
ohhh thats nice
I will get to that point eventually
anyway, I gtg, was nice to talk to you :)
?
Bless the maker and his water.
Chat is dead
off topic is always dead
Fr
ur status😭
Nah i'd chat
Smart
Ok
but its an English exam
Chess talk is roasting me
so i aint worrying much
gotta open now
Alright
Who wants blitz 1vs1?
hey hey
anyone wanna do a physics question?
is it a numerical ?
wdym by numerical
is it about calculating a value ?
i mean yeah but its pretty interesting
there is a fountain where all of the streams of water fire from the same point, such that when they hit the ground they make a circle. they are launched at v=4m/s and at an angle α relative to the horizon use g=9,8m/s²
a) Find the angle α which maximises the volume enclosed by the water fountain
b) find the volume using your answer from part a.
@bright wind
i came up with this on my own
alpha is 45 i zhink ive had something similar before
im not english speaking incase i got the question wrong
understood i mea n
u gotta provide a solution
hmm interesting
bro i had it in school i dont remember it💔 i just know that was the answer
i didnt calculate it
and what if i said i modified g to be 15m/s²m
if u did it properly u get a final algebraic expression
and u better do it that way
Sup
How are you man
the shape is gonna be a parabola rotated about the Z axis

Levy Rozman
Levy Rozman