💬〡general-off-topic

[dusk sparrow]

this has more chess talk then the -hashtag- chess talk

[thorn grove]

I moaned today.

Just in a casual, normal person way. Nothing out of the ordinary here, man.

[remote hinge]

dead chat no count for you lord

[gilded lava]

Sybau no one listening to your ahh

[hard gyro]

log(4) base 2

[remote hinge]

nah

[hard gyro]

skill issue, I'm playing on a harder difficulty.

[remote hinge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1206102773846769725/1285635905129943195/Bleeeeeh.gif

[remote hinge]

no gif perms...

[hard gyro]

√4

[gilded lava]

Bro thinks he is the captain of the team 🥀

[hard gyro]

log(16) base 2

[gilded lava]

3!

[hard gyro]

9 + 2i²

[hard gyro]

Works.

[gilded lava]

Mfs saying wrong doesnt know factorial 😹

[hard gyro]

No, he just wants normal numbers.

[gilded lava]

anyways isnt there a counting chat?

[hard gyro]

I doubt it.

[remote hinge]

I HATE NIGhts in norway

[gilded lava]

<@&745328830649991179>!! He called me a very mean word

[hard gyro]

Woah, you talk to your mother with that mouth?

Let's start again.

0⁰

[sand shuttle]

2

[hard gyro]

log(27) base 3

[sand shuttle]

5

[gilded lava]

3!

[sand shuttle]

7

[gilded lava]

Wait werent you pink flower?

3! + 2

[sand shuttle]

I changed to Purpleflower so the rainbow can be complete, we are now all gay

[hard gyro]

Summation(1,6) - summation (5,6)

[sand shuttle]

11

[hard gyro]

x² - 170 = -1
Value of x

[gilded lava]

14

Damn it

[hard gyro]

Meh, try a different one lol

[gilded lava]

I will have another chance with ts

[sand shuttle]

2^4

[hard gyro]

13 + 4i⁴

[gilded lava]

Ok are we not gonna get muted for this though?

[hard gyro]

Nope.

[sand shuttle]

skibidi

[gilded lava]

Cause personally I came back from lock out like a day ago

[hard gyro]

We won't, dw.

[gilded lava]

If we do I am putting all the blame on you

[compact drift]

General active? 😨

[gilded lava]

19

[hard gyro]

√400

[compact drift]

Guys what are you all planning

[gilded lava]

Tonight we steal the moon

[hard gyro]

Studies for sem exam

[compact drift]

Ok.

2 into 11

[hard gyro]

7*3+2

[cursive pawn]

Hi

[compact drift]

4*6

[hard gyro]

Hey!

[gilded lava]

The hypotenius of a right angled triangle of base=7 and height=24

[compact drift]

☠️💀

[gilded lava]

FInally smh

[compact drift]

Ohh this is fun

[hard gyro]

6th prime number * 2

[gilded lava]

3^3

[hard gyro]

Yep, normal counting is a bit too easy.
We needed a challenge.

[gilded lava]

Fr we ought to be unique

[hard gyro]

(7·2)·(8-6)

[gilded lava]

Wtf is that 2

Oh ok lol

[hard gyro]

Multiple asterisks suck lol.

Well someone type smth lol

[gilded lava]

Hah what are you cooking

[compact drift]

I was prepping for 30

[gilded lava]

Same wtf

[hard gyro]

NGL same

[compact drift]

😭 I'm going to 35

[hard gyro]

Imma stick with 29, hm.

[gilded lava]

Ok 4! + 5

[hard gyro]

Nvm
³√27000

[gilded lava]

(10+10+10+10-20+10)x2x2/4 + 1

[sage cairn]

Oh hi

[hard gyro]

Hi!

...waiting for the next number lol

[gilded lava]

Someone type 32 bruh

[hard gyro]

Sigh...
2³·2² · 2⁰

[gilded lava]

6!/3! - 87

I love factorials

[hard gyro]

I love exponents.

9*4 + 2i⁶

[compact drift]

5* 10000000000000000000000000^0 * under root 49

[gilded lava]

Where did @barren geyser go

[gilded lava]

Never cook again

[hard gyro]

So 5·1·7

[compact drift]

It's funi

[compact drift]

Wat

Yes 😊

[hard gyro]

SCREW THE DOUBLE ASTERISKS

[gilded lava]

5P2 + 16

[hard gyro]

Permutations!

[hard gyro]

Last prime number between 1-40.

[gilded lava]

Thats actually smart smh

Last prime number between 1-40 +1 🗣️

Bruh

[hard gyro]

First odd prime number * 10 + 3³

Nvm

Let me reset my brain, hold on

[gilded lava]

what was bro tryna cook 😭

Next number is 39

[hard gyro]

There you go.

[hard gyro]

Yeah, nah, I was confused whether I was doing 39 or 40, and it got jumbled.

[gilded lava]

Ts is just so peak 😹

[hard gyro]

Well someone do 40 lol

[compact drift]

Guys please get to 43 quickly 😊

[old thistle]

(Last even prime number)^5 + 8

[compact drift]

Wtf

[old thistle]

[compact drift]

Wtf is the last even prime number

[hard gyro]

log(81) base 3 * 10^1 + 10^0

[gilded lava]

Mf said 111? 😭

[old thistle]

List all even prime numbers you know

[gilded lava]

4 billion and 32

[compact drift]

Heh but don't prime numbers go till infinity

[hard gyro]

??
3*10+9

the previous one, maybe lol

[gilded lava]

Oh nvm pls use brackets

[gilded lava]

2 is the only even prime number 💔

[old thistle]

That is not relevant in this context as not every number can be prime

[hard gyro]

no
learn pemdas, dummy

[compact drift]

OHHHHHH

[gilded lava]

Bodmas* but still use bracket baka

[compact drift]

I get it

[hard gyro]

your brain cannot be THAT cooked.

[compact drift]

Crazy I'm sorry 😭 i forgot 6th grade maths for a sec

[hard gyro]

anyways.
lets continue.

[gilded lava]

2x3x7

[compact drift]

f(x) is equal to x^2 + 2x + 6
The value of f(5)

😊

[hard gyro]

First double-digit prime number * the square of the first prime number

[gilded lava]

????

[hard gyro]

11 * 2²

[gilded lava]

😭

[hard gyro]

Blue can't handle anymore mathematics lol

Tbh I can't either.

One can only make so many equations.

[gilded lava]

f'(x) if f(x)= 45x [phone]

[hard gyro]

Haha, very clever.

[gilded lava]

Ok imma go now until we meet again

[hard gyro]

y = 23x² + 39x + 10
Value of d²y/dx²

There you go.

[hard gyro]

Same.

[compact drift]

😔 i was prepping for something with infinities

[unborn mango]

Can someonw give me 14 rs reddem code i wanna buy minecrsft

[timid forum]

Chat I Finally watched that movie

[crimson raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/beggar-mendiant-emoji-meme-gif-14766354842854086359

[cold bough]

anyone free?

S-class-mage send me request for a bullet

match

[gilded lava]

Why is this not working? @ripe yew

[ripe yew]

🤣

uhh idk

[ripe yew]

i guess thats not technically smelting an ore
try using the cooker thing

[gilded lava]

What does that mean

[ripe yew]

the other specialized furnace i forgot what its called
the one used for cooking

[gilded lava]

Im not trying to eat cobblestone big zawg 😭

[ripe yew]

just use a normal furnace then 💀

blast only works for smelting ores

[gilded lava]

I wouldn't be able to place cobblestone then

Lemme search on yt smh

[ripe yew]

what

[gilded lava]

Yeah nvm I cant use it smh

[sage cairn]

Yo

[trail solar]

Any developer here?

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> wisemango13452

This is the Chess.com profile of wisemango13452. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1122 (1130 peak)
Blitz: 923 (1143 peak)
Bullet: 559 (peak)

[deep cave]

Yo

[analog aspen]

I had the worst first experience with a trampoline park.

[unreal path]

good

[blissful pecan]

Sup

[unreal path]

sup

[brisk canyon]

Bro jump toooo high

[brisk canyon]

And touch the sky

[fallen horizon]

Denivel

& Tommy Ello

[unreal path]

was good

[fallen horizon]

Huh? I guess me too

How about is good?

[unreal path]

y

[fallen horizon]

I don't know, have some exams

Some travel

[unreal path]

damb

[fallen horizon]

Mhm

You? Why?

[hollow fog]

hi

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-zach-galifianakis-gif-5213126

[hard gyro]

HeIIo guys

[hollow fog]

hi

[brisk canyon]

Cooked

[tulip jasper]

dude

idk why he does stuff like ts

[brisk canyon]

Yea this is bs I am deeply concerned about it imagine wasting almost 2 years to see that you can’t go because of stuff like this

[tulip jasper]

yeah

[analog aspen]

No I didn't.

I had an allergic reaction for NO REASON

just rolled around, rock climbed and played dodgeball for an hour straight... Ended up with full body swelling and itch.

Also tore my pants in half by the buttocks. Had to use my replacement pair.

[brisk canyon]

Dawn buddy

[brisk canyon]

Hopefully you’re okay

[analog aspen]

Felt terrible for hours. Got emergency medical attention.

Thankfully it wasn't that severe.

It's not the kind that needs epinephrine so that helps a bit.

Still sucked tho.

[brisk canyon]

Have a good recovery

[analog aspen]

Thanks Deni

[rough python]

DDOM 129

[jade steeple]

hi

[opal garden]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nzdB8-0Ykuw 🤯

[urban blaze]

which other indoor game is as big as chess?

[muted moat]

real or ai?

[earnest nexus]

I paused invincible and this came up LOL

[sage zinc]

I would say AI

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ilovechessm9

This is the Chess.com profile of ilovechessm9. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1538 (peak)
Blitz: 1414 (1470 peak)
Bullet: 1558 (1616 peak)

[grim edge]

ye

[crimson raptor]

Ai ez

[earnest nexus]

THE FACT EVERY SPECIES IN THE SERIES INVINCIBLE SPEAKS ENGLISH AND KNOWS ABOUT ANIMALS FROM EARTH IMPLIES THE BRITISH EMPIRE CONQUERED THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AT ONE POINT

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-omniman-omni-man-think-think-mark-think-gif-10154057437310280034

[crimson raptor]

lmao what

[earnest nexus]

You know I’m right

[unreal path]

sup

[peak fog]

Ay bro

I broke my pb in push ups

[unreal path]

congrats man

[peak fog]

No joke I randomly put on some fast ahh music i like and went for it and did 60 in one go

[unreal path]

congrats man

i havent done push ups in like half a month or smt 💀

school is fing me over

[peak fog]

Sad

[unreal path]

it happens

will get back on em soon

cuz gota get my strenght ul cuz during summer i am planing on doing boxing more intens so ill be able to switch to mma

[peak fog]

Oh awesome

[unreal path]

yeee

cuz i think that i am preaty good at fighting i just need the technic

[peak fog]

I respect that

[unreal path]

thx man

[rough python]

DDOM part 129

[unreal path]

hahahaha

[rough python]

Thank you

[unreal path]

btw my chest is like 2x the size as beffor i started to eat more 🙂

with a shirt on i look like one kf this strong man dudes

[peak fog]

Oh dang

[unreal path]

with out i look like ur avr dad with huge back and chest

[peak fog]

Look like Sam Sulek

[unreal path]

nah

he is to much

and i need to be "skinny" to fight

[peak fog]

True

[unreal path]

easier to move and etc

for boxing my physeic is 10/10

if i hade more mouscle

i am half the size rn of prime mike tyson

or i sude try muay tai

cuz that is on another lvl

watch one champion ironman and u gona see

[untold depot]

https://www.roblox.com/share?code=_g809mmvxhns348fq0z4s043v09oae7poda6ja3fizep1o9pf4&type=ExperienceInvite

[graceful zenith]

wo yao mo ni

[green jungle]

megablunder message

[rancid barn]

[grim edge]

boo

[toxic smelt]

a

[green jungle]

the lion does not concern himself with the build battle theme 🤫 🦁

[silk turtle]

nah thats a house

[gray glacier]

should've made it sea salt

[peak plank]

Reddit blocking me out

[grim edge]

that's make sense now

[earnest nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-invincible-war-i-need-you-cecil-cecil-invincible-gif-17654934589302344134

[gray glacier]

exactly

[left void]

Hey guys

What up

[fleet zenith]

Was season 3 good?

[night moat]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Me8L5m/

[timid forum]

you watched all seasons of invincible ?

[wind talon]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-dancing-hulk-dance-dancing-hulk-hulk-dancing-gif-15993109

[nocturne elk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1310273735189594185/1375704858807632013/distort.gif

[rapid falcon]

can any1 train me in chess plez

im bad

[nocturne elk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1310273735189594185/1375717529393041499/watermark.gif

new gif

[rapid falcon]

bruh

[nocturne elk]

lol i didnt mean u 💀

[rapid falcon]

:/

[crimson raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-meme-memes-memer-brainrot-gif-10308560127019642276

[thick pagoda]

hiiiiii

[rough python]

Should be flipped right now it looks like its targeting you

[rough python]

What in the brainrot even is this

[rough python]

DDOM part 130

[crimson raptor]

Lirilla larilla

[upbeat viper]

hangover is an annoying state to be in :(

you wanna eat

but you're not sure it's gonna remain in your tum tum

[upbeat viper]

me fr

[sand shuttle]

<@&745328830649991179> nsfw

[drowsy spoke]

[frigid mist]

Do u giys have oedipus conplex?

[grim edge]

Roland Garros starts tomorrow

Tell me it's your first time to get intoxicated and feel like an adult without telling me

[muted jacinth]

You are the best chess player

[grim edge]

Thank you, bro!

[muted jacinth]

Didn't it satisfy the conditions

Don't know about the first time part though

[grim edge]

Oh that wasn't me

[grim edge]

i like this chill elephent

[frigid tangle]

i like you better gng, ily my pookie honeybunch thx 4 letting me hit earlier ❤️🥀

[robust badger]

how long to stay on a chess puzzle before u give up/get hint

[upbeat viper]

15min max max

[tribal grove]

when i start thinking it's a shit puzzle i check the solution

the fault is never with yourself, if you can't solve it the puzzle is shit not you

[teal cargo]

Very interesting opinion you have

[little ember]

People say strange things, the boy thought. Sometimes it’s better
to be with the sheep, who don’t say anything. And better still to be
alone with one’s books. They tell their incredible stories at the time
when you want to hear them. But when you’re talking to people,
they say some things that are so strange that you don’t know how to
continue the conversation.

[upbeat wing]

Hi i'm new

[teal cargo]

Maybe connect your account and get trusted

Then have fun

[timid forum]

Bro what you trying to say

[timid forum]

Chill bros are always best

[upbeat viper]

@peak plank spy

[teal cargo]

How do you get so many roles

I got the boring ones only

[upbeat viper]

#reaction-roles

id:customize

hf

[drifting bobcat]

"don't matter how meny men you got if you run at thim one at a time"
Me 2am

[nocturne elk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1310273735189594185/1375706753093865582/caption.gif

[peak plank]

why play boss bandit 😦

[upbeat viper]

cuz

free

win

[peak plank]

but its toxic

[upbeat viper]

skrill issue

[pearl jackal]

😭

[opal garden]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jsjk9a9Vopw 🤯

[earnest nexus]

Not yet

I haven’t seen all of season 3

[sand shuttle]

@analog aspen should I join the auction for this? 3 CDs, 110 tracks, lasting four hours, hammer is 650k and current bid is 410k

[analog aspen]

450k asap tbh

[sand shuttle]

I submitted a bid for 420 atm

[analog aspen]

Alr

[sand shuttle]

if necessary I’ll go 500

[analog aspen]

But I think this will go for at least 500 yeah

[sand shuttle]

I’m not that huge of a fan of Persona 5 but uhh

Last Surprise is too good

and honestly this might get me addicted so why not get me addicted already

[analog aspen]

Sell it on to a diehard Persona 5 fan for twice the price

[sand shuttle]

honestly should I hammer immediately?

[analog aspen]

No.

I don't think many will pay 650k immediately.

[sand shuttle]

Amazon is 50$ USD

[tulip jasper]

persona mentioned

[sand shuttle]

about 1.25m

so this is half of its price we’re talking

[sand shuttle]

Wagwan skibaqara

[analog aspen]

What-

Ok then

[sand shuttle]

Yeah but Ebay cheapest is 700k?

[analog aspen]

Honestly doesn't look to be mint condition but eh, fair price.

[sand shuttle]

Ebay cheapest is 778k aka 30USD so hammering IS STILL SOMEHOW CHEAPTER

[analog aspen]

Yeah collect that shiii

[sand shuttle]

Nah they opened it

Probably never used but definitely 2nd

[analog aspen]

Yeah I can tell.

2nd hand for sure.

[sand shuttle]

somebody wants this pretty badly

He just submitted a 430 bid should I go 450

[analog aspen]

Ruin their day

[sand shuttle]

How much should I bid lol

[analog aspen]

500 to scare

[sand shuttle]

Aight

[analog aspen]

Man it would be so funny if the guy actually jumps to 650k VND immediately after that

Only in the case that he NEEDS it lmao

[sand shuttle]

if he goes 650k the auction ends immediately btw

[analog aspen]

ik

[sand shuttle]

But like in that case? I respect the hustle

Idk I’m in the fad of collecting CDs I like getting them once in a while

this would be my eleventh one, not even significant but there aren’t no thrift stores for CD for me to hoard

@analog aspen HE WENT 510

the guy went 510k omfg

[analog aspen]

LMAO

[sand shuttle]

520 or 550

I wanna see how dedicated he is not a problem of money for me

[analog aspen]

fight him for as long as you can

lmao, be back and forth

[sand shuttle]

If he wins great for him

If he doesn’t then that’s fine for me too, new albums for me to listen

Will keep you updated

[analog aspen]

so yeah, go 520

Keep me updated when he makes a new offer

[sand shuttle]

Are you going to the Doofensmirtz chess event by chance?

[true coral]

Anyone a fan of SCPs?

[sand shuttle]

I mean it is in fricking Ninh Bình

[analog aspen]

Of course!

NOT!

[sand shuttle]

I want to go but it collides with my thực tập

Yes my school fricking forces us high schoolers to get internship from companies

[true coral]

they give you internships or they tell you you got to get one and it's like an assignment?

[analog aspen]

I want to go too but TỐT NGHIỆP THPT is right on my ass

[sand shuttle]

The latter

i have to get one, and then make a presentation, there’s one of my final grades

[sand shuttle]

welcome to hell

[analog aspen]

Also did you know I'm apparently allergic to trampoline parks?

[sand shuttle]

Huhh??

[true coral]

my school has ties with a couple companies and they give us a list and we can choose which ones we want to pick and after we pick 3-5 we have to get interviewed by them and we get the internship if we're selected

[sand shuttle]

yeah for us we have to find a company

[analog aspen]

Went to one with my friends 2 days ago, got full body swelling and intense itching for absolutely no reason.

[true coral]

which ones are you eyeing?

[sand shuttle]

Most of us either go to the companies where the school has direct affiliation with and has received internships from the school before, or we just go work at our parent’s companies XDD

[sand shuttle]

[analog aspen]

On a side note, I also ripped one of my pants in half there.

[sand shuttle]

I already got one

[analog aspen]

Not like a small hole, the ENTIRE BACKSIDE

[true coral]

wow, which one?

[sand shuttle]

What color were they

[analog aspen]

Black.

It fell right off.

[sand shuttle]

literally a random ass café close to my school 💀

I tried to reach out to book publishers but nah so cafés are my desperate options

[sand shuttle]

Holy shit

I don’t know if I should feel bad or laugh at your ass

[true coral]

any perks to the internship? like free coffee or something?

[analog aspen]

I had a spare pair of pants so it's better to laugh at me

Because I was kinda prepared lmao

[sand shuttle]

Hell no

[sand shuttle]

[analog aspen]

Peak "student experience"

Mf that's exploitation 💀

[sand shuttle]

First of all what internship last three days? Oh I know, MY SCHOOL’S INTERNSHIP PROGRAM???

secondly I say café but in reality it’s more of a small beverage shop and they primarily sell peach tea

[analog aspen]

That honestly looks depressing. I hope it tastes good tho.

[sand shuttle]

10k a peach tea

[analog aspen]

I could get that for 15 and have half the ice and more juice 💀

[sullen trellis]

That is seriously good opportunity. Go for it. The job market is rough right now. Even if they don't hire you, you've got work experience that your buddies don't.

[sand shuttle]

for me that’s a steal because for 10k you get a (decent, dare I say) peach tea, an entire chair and table, with free charging ports and a fan

yeah sure I can get sugarcane juice for a lot more value but do you get that luxury of ordering a 10k peach tea and camping there for an hour doing homework lmao

[analog aspen]

I mean you get that here too. 15k for good peach tea, and the nearby smoothe store also gives out the same thing.

[sand shuttle]

Yeah :/ what can I say, Hanoi is fricking expensive

in Hanoi that’s a steal idk about yours lol

[analog aspen]

That's a steal in HCMC too tbf

[true coral]

even if i did want out, I'm forced to go to an internship at one of them

[analog aspen]

But then again we have good boba milktea for under 25k too so yeah lol

[sullen trellis]

My brother-in-law is abroad and nobody wants to hire him because he has zero job experience and nobody knows him. Internships may suck, but it's your way to get to get your foot in the door.

[sand shuttle]

Mixue

[true coral]

Mine doesnt suck infact I love mine

[analog aspen]

Nah not even that hehe

It's local chains.

[sand shuttle]

I usually don’t trust them that much because food safety

I do fully trust the restaurants around my school

fricking government kids come study here as in kids whose parents work for the leading party

[analog aspen]

also legendary mod appearance in #💬〡chess-talk

[sand shuttle]

From the owner of that peach tea shop I just talked about, they get like twice as many inspections as normal, the street where my school’s in literally is “tuyến phố an toàn thực phẩm”

[wintry widget]

Legendary

[wintry widget]

Thanks

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/owl-turning-head-rotate-head-unamused-do-not-disturb-gif-22115608

[grim edge]

NOVAK DJOKOVIC THE GOAT 100 TITLES

GOAT of Tennis
Best of all time no debate

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/chirby-kirby-gif-3885542028546676161

[muted jacinth]

Which title??

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-goats-dance-walk-dancing-gif-11497145295734448808

[sand shuttle]

@analog aspen gonna go sleep, top bid is 520 from me, he stopped bidding

[analog aspen]

sheesh

[sand shuttle]

<@&745328830649991179>

[sand shuttle]

It is midnight, waking up tmr and see if anybody tries to bid on it

[analog aspen]

yep

[sand shuttle]

When you sleeping?

[wintry widget]

Thanks

[analog aspen]

now

[drowsy spoke]

i just experienced the best feeling in chess

i won a game on time while my opponent had mate in 1

[nocturne elk]

[grim edge]

He won Genova Open

For his 100th title

[grim edge]

💜 💪

[gilded lava]

Chat is my house decent?

[limber flax]

Yeah its good Just try to make the roof better

[gilded lava]

Yeah roof was the hardest part

[swift zodiac]

you chessed all over the place

[limber flax]

Show the intern of the house

[gilded lava]

Thats not done yet. I just completed the exterior for now

[limber flax]

I have done Mine in a plains im poor of woods

[hollow ermine]

haha wtf

[bright prairie]

Where can i find this shirt

[hollow ermine]

if you find it tell me

[bright prairie]

Sure

The thing is there are a lot of pineapple shirts out there but they're bad quality

[chrome bane]

Are there any free chess coaches here

[hollow ermine]

i don't think i can rock it as well as hikaru does

[rough python]

DDOM part 131

[hollow ermine]

LMAO

[latent matrix]

I AM FREEEEEE

https://tenor.com/view/ah-shit-here-we-go-again-ah-shit-cj-gta-gta-san-andreas-gif-13933485

[unreal path]

W

wellcome back my friend

[latent matrix]

[unreal path]

btw the gooners paid me 0 so far

cuz no pics that cude lure em

to give me money

so i can waste there money on hypixle skyblock 💀

💀💀💀

[latent matrix]

I have idea

Will write in dms cuz I will be banned again

[unreal path]

alr

[green jungle]

Skyblock 💀💀💀💀

[brisk canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/kita-bocchi-the-rock-kita-ikuyo-clap-happy-gif-10036180577568127404

[unreal path]

yeee 💀💀💀💀

got 1010h on it 💀💀💀💀💀

[green jungle]

All my bws mates abandoned bws for Skyblock now we never play

[unreal path]

skyblock is addictive

[green jungle]

So I became a build battle main

[green jungle]

Yeah I can tell

[unreal path]

and pain

[green jungle]

I know

[unreal path]

if u get ratted

[green jungle]

I've played grind games before

[unreal path]

i cude have hade 30b nw

but nooo i got ratted 2x tims

so my new is 2b only

[green jungle]

Lol

[unreal path]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[green jungle]

What do you even do all this for

[unreal path]

at list my lvl is 200 smd avr skill is 39.7

[green jungle]

Is grinding fun even

[unreal path]

yeee

[green jungle]

It's just like perpetual dungeon raiding and pve I can't see the appeal tbh

[unreal path]

i got 527 f3&m3 runs

leme send a vid of my dungeons runs

[green jungle]

Bruh

I'm good bro I won't watch it

@unreal path

[unreal path]

💀💀💀

[unreal path]

400h for all of thos runs

like 2k combined

[green jungle]

I can't appreciate this video because I don't have any frame of reference

I have literally 4 minutes of playtime of skyblock

[unreal path]

avr run i hade usualy is 8min

and 2k runs ish

[green jungle]

Yeah and I still don't have a bridge to the main jub

[unreal path]

around 400h of dungeons

i am absolutly cooked

[green jungle]

My playtime is from being forcibly dragged into my friends islands

[unreal path]

well if u ever wana get back to it dmme i can help with money cuz got 2nd profil witch i give free money away 🙂

[green jungle]

nah im good ill probably never lpay it

[unreal path]

well if u hate ur self

[green jungle]

i hate myself but not that much

[unreal path]

tell me

[unreal path]

if u will tell me

[green jungle]

lol okay

[unreal path]

cuz u got a bright future ahead of wasting ur time on a minecraft server

[boreal flower]

hello

[unreal path]

do you have mc and hate ur self?

[unreal path]

i wana start ironman but idk any one who hates him self that much to start it it is a mode where you cant buy from other ppl

so yee

i hate my self that much 💀

i belong in hell 💀

[drowsy phoenix]

i hate chess

i played today after few months again

and lost 100 elo

[unreal path]

cuz

u got worse during the break

[green jungle]

everyones doing ironmans in the hypixel official discord

[unreal path]

but no one gona let me join or start over and play on it like it is there new main

thats the prob

[green jungle]

People r probably still looking

[unreal path]

not rl

they start solo usualy

but easier if more ppl play ironman

cuz if 1 person gets good every one dose

[vernal minnow]

I used to until I clicked "unsubscribe from Xbox game pass" best decision made yet

[split swallow]

One question, will there be a chess league outside of chesscom?

[timid forum]

I think if anyone can do this then it's take take take but sadly it's just for chess broadcasting

[split swallow]

So a league for fun doesn't exist?

[grim edge]

well im a chicken fry

[old thistle]

There are many many chess leagues otb

[sand shuttle]

@analog aspen update: somebody, AT 2AM, decided to hammer that CD

[analog aspen]

WHAT

[sand shuttle]

yeah literally I went to sleep nobody was bidding

He was like “hammer”

[analog aspen]

crazy

[sand shuttle]

Not even my competitor

Literally a random guy just came and said “nah screw ts I’m ending the auction”

[analog aspen]

Duma

[sand shuttle]

Author has two more CD auctions going on

bids are stupid cheap but I don’t listen to those

😔

welp better luck next time

[restive storm]

bro is not fion

[harsh junco]

Ai’s attmpt at a chess board

You do not mess with the dark knight

[silk turtle]

ok whys that kinda sick tho

[peak plank]

the knight having a hand is off putting

[harsh junco]

we don’t talk about that

[tulip jasper]

bro was like: you’ll never see it coming

[peak plank]

amethyst is verifed

oh and thinking space 2

both verified within like an hour of each other

[tulip jasper]

damn

what a popoff

doggie hop on grief

[peak plank]

fr

ngl I cant tell if doggie is just washed or if grief is so much harder

[tulip jasper]

its gonna be like firework slh a--whatever that other level was called verification

[peak plank]

he did get 55-100 in tital wave in like 5k attmpts so he is still good

[harsh junco]

You actually don’t mess with the dark knight

Unless he’s in Venice, Italy then he’s chill

this is why you don’t mess with him

[echo kestrel]

I used to not believe in dead internet theory. Until I did. And now I severly do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4m_UgSs9tA

Look at the comments. Look at the amount of likes.

It's all bots. Thousands of them

[solar vessel]

so scary

[cursive dock]

Sup

[cursive dock]

Must be: beware of harming the dog

[peak plank]

Beware of attack, dog!

[uncut remnant]

hellow

[cursive dock]

Hahaha that's the spirit!

[rough python]

Search up the channel "Mando" on youtube

[novel sphinx]

similar to aizensoul ig

[winged raven]

🥶

[rough python]

DDOM part 132

[novel sphinx]

old meme

[novel sphinx]

tf is even that bgm bro

[rough python]

Peak

[novel sphinx]

yup but sounds kinda funny or weird

are you muslim though?

[ivory cradle]

are there any experienced chess players willing to take a good chunk out of there time to review something for me (Im a 150 elo player, ill elaborate in DMs. The main reason i cant do this in the server is because i dont have image perms)

[echo kestrel]

Oooo kk

Ooo I love it

[sand shuttle]

YOOOO @analog aspen

Although tbf it’s only one song I doubt it’s going far

[analog aspen]

WHAT

OSHI NO KO IS MAD

[sand shuttle]

180

[analog aspen]

TAKE THAT SHIT

[sand shuttle]

incest :D

[analog aspen]

(Manga reader, didn't happen)

[sand shuttle]

not that interested but sure 200 why not

[sand shuttle]

dang it I only watched the anime

[analog aspen]

Wym "dang it" 😭

[sand shuttle]

wincest bro 😔

where is the promised land aka gave me

Screw you Aka

[analog aspen]

That promised land is hell

[sand shuttle]

🗿

[analog aspen]

I leaked the ending somewhere in #💬〡chess-talk actually

Find it and ruin your own day

[sand shuttle]

No… I already know

google search ruined me

[analog aspen]

LMAOOOO

[sand shuttle]

so did Facebook 😔

[analog aspen]

HAHAHAHAAAAAA

[sand shuttle]

I DIDNT EVEN SEARCH I just search Aqua’s name

yup search suggestions spoiled it

[analog aspen]

Shit so horrible I cook even better storylines myself 😭

Wasted a year of my life waiting until 10PM on Wednesdays to read Oshi no Ko new chapter only to drop the bombshell called "chapter 164"

[sand shuttle]

“just cooked up a best-selling manga, how do I conceive the worst ending possibly known to humanity?”

[analog aspen]

I cooked up plausible ways Aqua could have stayed around/Ai coming back out of spite for this ending 😭

My mind's been in denial for this longer than my grandma's death 😭

[mint parrot]

hello guys 👋 I'm looking for friends to play chess. Add me Karolina22.12

[nimble willow]

hey

[mint parrot]

Add me

[gilded lava]

Chat I have 31 bookshelves how do I use them to get maximum enchantment?

[novel sphinx]

idk

[rough python]

Im pretty sure u only need 15

Or I have forgotten 😔

[lethal arrow]

f3

[onyx salmon]

F5

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/aamir-khan-aamir-khan-gif-5752687

[regal sapphire]

Idea : move all turkish people back to manchuria where they originate from

reason : their colonizers and do not have a claim to anatolia in ANY way, and it would be a nice economical boost to manchuria

[uncut coral]

Man I wish Minecraft used a continuous health bar. This is just unplayable

[primal fern]

you can get image perms by typing /connect in here

[grim edge]

@peak plank i downloded cr

wtf do i do

Anyone wanna voice call on discord?

Reply lol i m 1900 elo

[peak plank]

Make a deck, play game, ur starter deak is gonna be a giant beatdown deck

[grim edge]

giant and what

[peak plank]

So you just wanna make a push by supporting your giant with a lot of troops

[grim edge]

yeah

[peak plank]

Oh but dont put giant on the bridge

[grim edge]

ive been doing archers or some shi

[grim edge]

he dies?

[peak plank]

Cuz then u dont have as much time to support

[grim edge]

😭

[peak plank]

Goblin hut is a very good defensive card

[grim edge]

ok

[peak plank]

Legit put it in the middle (not in front) when the opponents giant is on the bridge

And the giant would go towards it instead of the princess tower

[old thistle]

Back when the game was still fun

[grim edge]

i was bored and downloded bs and cr lmao

[old thistle]

The only annoying part is playing against bots in these games at the start

[grim edge]

wait they are bots lmao

ig i shouldnt be surprised

[old thistle]

Otherwise you would not find any matches

[peak plank]

Only if they are not in a clan

I dont get any bots

[old thistle]

Well you cant expect a game which is 9 years old to have players at like 200 trophies

[peak plank]

The higher ip you go, the less bots

[grim edge]

how many years youve been playing

[peak plank]

Like 2

[grim edge]

and your somewhat maxed?

[peak plank]

Yeah

[grim edge]

mk

[old thistle]

It is always a joke when you compare progress back in 2016 with progress in 2025 in supercell games

[grim edge]

true

[upbeat viper]

he's not maxed

💀

[gilded lava]

@viscid hazel I know some mf who has a siberian huskey in a place where temperature is almost never below 25 degree celcius 💀

[grim edge]

thats why i said somewhat

[viscid hazel]

☠️💀 some mf in our street also has a husky . BRO WE LIVE IN DELHI

[rich finch]

Hi

[gilded lava]

EXACTLY BRO 😭 😭

[viscid hazel]

That husky is cooked in june

[peak plank]

I maxxed my main deck its enough for ke

[upbeat viper]

but that's not maxed

[peak plank]

Ofc maxxing every card is unrealistic

And max arena

[viscid hazel]

Playing clash of clans is crazy

[gilded lava]

But lowkey I love cats but I would love to have a siberian huskey they look so cool and type shit

[peak plank]

Uh we aint talking about coc

[gilded lava]

Clash royale same thing both are ass ngl

Brawl stars>>>

[viscid hazel]

Same i also wanted a husky but I didn't wana torture bro in the heat

[viscid hazel]

Clash of clans?

[peak plank]

Yes we arent talking abt thay

[viscid hazel]

Crazy

[gilded lava]

I mean labrador and golden retriever are also great. Only dog breeds I dont like are pug, bulldog and chihahua

[viscid hazel]

Whatever it is it's ass play minecraft instead

[gilded lava]

Agreed

[viscid hazel]

Chiuaha whatever the hell the name is are so evil bro they the embodiment of evil ngl

[peak plank]

PH NO HE HAS EVO WITCH

[gilded lava]

Literally Satans dog 🙏

[viscid hazel]

Fr

[grim edge]

i gotta say i def like coc more

[gilded lava]

BS>>>

[grim edge]

meh

[gilded lava]

Even hayday is more fun than coc 😹

[viscid hazel]

I don't dislike pugs but I hate the people who buy them 😔 and breed them

[grim edge]

have you even played after the training time removal lmfao

[viscid hazel]

I'd rather play candy crush than coc

[grim edge]

ragebait

[viscid hazel]

Genuis

[gilded lava]

Wtf you mean by training time removal? 💀

[grim edge]

tf you think it means stoopid

[viscid hazel]

Already got on the bad side of a snitch 😔

[peak plank]

Oh i won anyways

[gilded lava]

They removed the training time 😭

[peak plank]

Turns out pekka kills everything

[grim edge]

no shit thats what i said

[gilded lava]

Thats crazy

What about elixir do we still have to use that? Last time I played we didnt

[hollow marsh]

Hello

[grim edge]

no

[gilded lava]

Games gone soft

[grim edge]

fr

[viscid hazel]

Play conflict of nations instead of coc

[gilded lava]

Atleast bring back the elixir tho

[viscid hazel]

Same shi but better

[gilded lava]

The time was annoying af

[hollow marsh]

Can you guys recommend me a book to improve my chess skills

[viscid hazel]

#1039982616159465595 look in the faqs you will get the answer

[grim edge]

play the najdorf

best book fr

[viscid hazel]

Wtf bro

[hollow marsh]

What is that

[gilded lava]

Jacob Aagard totally appropiate for every level

[rough python]

PK

[grim edge]

oh yeah whats ur clan

[peak plank]

Just join a random clan lol

[grim edge]

[viral forum]

e(pi-pi*i)

[torpid coral]

Hi i was wondering if 1400 elo in 5 months is good

[limber smelt]

ichiban

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> krayyonn

This is the Chess.com profile of krayyonn. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 720 (1022 peak)

[vast compass]

decent

takes about -2-3 months usually

[hollow furnace]

Ohh how do I improve?

[torpid coral]

Yeah but after hitting 1000 i took a 1 and a half month break

[vast compass]

ok then thats fine

[hollow furnace]

I am stuck between 700 to 800 mark

[vast compass]

its actually better to study the basics very thoroughly practise patterns , if u want learn openings and only rhen grind for rating

[hollow furnace]

Patterns in sense of?

[vast compass]

i did that before u started playing chess instantly gone from 600 to 900

[vast compass]

pattern recognition can be trained in puzzle rush

[hollow furnace]

Ohh do more puzzles you mean?

[vast compass]

i suggest, and look at all chess.com lessons

[vast compass]

puzzle rush yes

[hollow furnace]

I don’t have prem for that

[vast compass]

Then just do it once a day and learn from videos and lessons

[hollow furnace]

Okay thank you can you suggest some opening please?

[drowsy spoke]

Man I hate the London system

Is there any counter ?

[grim edge]

Going to #💬〡chess-talk

[upbeat viper]

Doesn't have to

[tulip jasper]

nf6 c5

[upbeat viper]

Look for c5 related lines, it's really strong against the london

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/aamir-khan-aamir-khan-surprise-surprised-gif-5752689

[drowsy spoke]

Nf3 c5 Qb3 ?

[upbeat viper]

Yeah

That kind of idea

with Qb6*

[unkempt stream]

Any demotivated/depressed person here? DM me I am going to motivate people on a large scale together.

[unkempt stream]

#💬〡chess-talk

[blissful pecan]

Sup

[latent matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/slim-sulek-gif-8883612536947493045

[modest swan]

I'm gonna go watch a 4 hour fnaf video.
see you on the other side chat

[grim edge]

The God of the unemployed

At least watch it in 1,25x speed

I've watched everything in it, saves a lot of time

[winged raven]

lmao

[modest swan]

nah

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-cat-jumpscare-fnaf2-five-nights-at-freddys-gif-21457273

[viscid hazel]

Please keep it off topic related

[jade orchid]

anyone down for a chess tourney, if u win u get 1 month premium discord nitro

[upbeat viper]

#chesscom-promotions

[jade orchid]

ight bro thanks for letting me know that

[bright prairie]

classical dutch?

[upbeat viper]

na

[bright prairie]

why no?

[upbeat viper]

because that's not what I meant ?

[bright prairie]

it has c5

[upbeat viper]

that's f5

[bright prairie]

omg

bro whatt

@upbeat viperhow can i get dis

i'm a blunder master

[upbeat viper]

it's a png

[muted jacinth]

The only one having master title is samay raina ig

[bright prairie]

oh ok ty

[bright prairie]

you progressed a lot those years

[rough python]

DDOM part 133

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> totally-depressed

This is the Chess.com profile of totally-depressed. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1899 (peak)

[sharp kettle]

so close to 1900

[onyx coral]

One more ga,me easy

But why totally depressed

[sharp kettle]

mhm it’s that simple of course

[onyx coral]

It is

[sharp kettle]

because yes

[onyx coral]

Just be happy bro

[sharp kettle]

nah too hard

[onyx coral]

Like when good wheather go outside and you will be happy if you go jogging fr

[onyx coral]

I mean if you lucky you get someone who is sacking

I had so often people still at 1800 or higher doing that

[sharp kettle]

hopefully (or there’s a third option- cheating /j)

[sharp kettle]

nah

[solid gulch]

chat they added gus fring to fortnite

[celest lotus]

bruh, lol

[celest lotus]

99 elo title

[latent matrix]

Lol

[unreal path]

my leg is healing 🙂

[latent matrix]

WAIT was it borken?

Broken

[unreal path]

nah

i got hit on it

this is how it looks now

hade a like a cut on it

is bad bow only a bit of a bruse and lump wherr i got cut

[latent matrix]

yeah bruise

[unreal path]

it was 20x worse

now it is like nzh

[limber flax]

The ref is robbing so much

[dire hearth]

hello

[dire hearth]

what a cute cat

[unreal path]

cute cat

[unreal path]

but mine is cuter

[limber flax]

Cats are overrated

[old thistle]

Looks very similar to my neighbours cat

[old thistle]

Underrated

[unreal path]

depends if it is a menace or no

[old thistle]

I love them all

[unreal path]

my cat is a piss of sbt

look at this

bro thinks he is the king of my room 💀

[unreal path]

yeee

guys sude i go pd hunting?

[latent matrix]

🥲

[unreal path]

yeee

[grim edge]

Cute car

[latent matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/tralalero-tralala-gif-3662953298865045507

[bright prairie]

@upbeat viper bruh how is this allowed

[grim edge]

i couldnt send the picturee

[queen bloom]

where is the cat

[grim edge]

whys that?i cant click on it

[queen bloom]

tralelelo tralalala

[grim edge]

how do i send it?

[nocturne elk]

u need the role

[undone shadow]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[grim edge]

@grim edge here

[nocturne elk]

or get someone else to send it

[grim edge]

damn

get connected so we all can see the cat 😈

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smile-happy-happy-cat-smile-cat-gif-18259408098481512759

[queen bloom]

if you want you can send me on dm i can share to here

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-cat-dance-cute-cat-dance-ai-cat-gif-15064057413633942575

Why is my gif not going through bro

Oh hell nah, i got no trusted role bro

[queen bloom]

you are a fake connected

[indigo pumice]

やあ、みんな！

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/tantrum-not-in-the-mood-annoyed-gif-8034080

[queen bloom]

yes yes i understand youlol

still dont working

[indigo pumice]

申し訳ありませんが、私は日本語しか話せません。

[grim edge]

Gadaaammmm

[indigo pumice]

😭

[grim edge]

I DID CONNECT,BUT I STILL CANT

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[nocturne elk]

why is your name in chinese but the text in japanese

[queen bloom]

okey bro okeyy dont be angry

[grim edge]

Wht the fork is this

[grim edge]

You're connected now

[queen bloom]

YOU SHOULD BE TRUSTED

[indigo pumice]

私はそうではありません

[grim edge]

yay!!

[queen bloom]

fork?

[grim edge]

Show us the cat

chippi chippi chappa chappa

[indigo pumice]

☺️

[queen bloom]

dubi dubi daba daba

[grim edge]

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/chipi-chapa-chipi-chipi-chipi-chipi-cat-chipi-chipi-dancing-cat-gif-10997735880837555564

[queen bloom]

😋i will eat cat

[grim edge]

I can send emojies but not gifs.. Gadaammm

[indigo pumice]

…

[peak plank]

https://youtu.be/JAcU9kbnTjk?si=QWn7XafgYX7VJcek
geometry dash is a game engine

[grim edge]

They're domesticated

[indigo pumice]

And yes I know English

[queen bloom]

looks delicious😋😋

[grim edge]

nice cat

[indigo pumice]

I’m fluent in English, Japanese, Tagalog, French, and Chinese

[queen bloom]

no you dont know

[indigo pumice]

But my genes is mainly Japanese

[indigo pumice]

I call cap

[queen bloom]

you are a lier you dont know English😡

[grim edge]

uhh

[indigo pumice]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Longest disease name

[queen bloom]

i have to study geography but still conversation

[grim edge]

me when google translate is my best friend

[indigo pumice]

It’s true tho 😭

[grim edge]

But I fr speak french

[indigo pumice]

Not google translate

[queen bloom]

i am trying to understand(bad English.(

[indigo pumice]

I have all of those keyboards

[grim edge]

whats your elo dahlia

[indigo pumice]

Yk that right

[grim edge]

1138

[indigo pumice]

Thy is cooketh

[grim edge]

lets play

if this is not french, i dont know what is anymore

[indigo pumice]

Bro

That’s kinda homophobic

[queen bloom]

😇

[grim edge]

nah, i only play with my main g

[indigo pumice]

I’m straight but

[queen bloom]

just kidding but right

[grim edge]

main what?

[indigo pumice]

🫥

[grim edge]

main opp

[indigo pumice]

Is anyone else here Japanese??

[queen bloom]

it can be debatable

[grim edge]

okay! go to gym you look fat af

[queen bloom]

because of some genetic events and personal tastes

[austere ermine]

Whats ur elo ? I want to play with someone but im afraid my elo isnt very nice vut yeah if ur ok with it

[grim edge]

thanks, I will thank you for the support

[queen bloom]

opsss

[grim edge]

900 ish

[austere ermine]

Oh mine is 500 smth

[queen bloom]

i can play with you😈

[austere ermine]

🤣

[queen bloom]

i am not good

🫸🏿😇🫷🏿

[nocturne elk]

how long did it take to get 2300