💬〡general-off-topic

[upbeat viper]

you gotta be bored

[lapis brook]

reminiscing the good old days

[lapis brook]

Wait

can you tell me when i was locked out

[upbeat karma]

Aloo

Can Check out this #chess game: Vittal-Pandu vs What_Bruh - https://www.chess.com/live/game/137803996242

[undone shadow]

Vittal-Pandu (619) vs. What_Bruh (664)

Move List

1. d4 g6 2. Bf4 Bg7 3. e3 Nf6 4. h3 O-O 5. a3 Nc6 6. Nc3 d6 7. Nf3 Nh5 8. Nb5 e5 9. dxe5 dxe5 10. Qxd8 Rxd8 11. Bxe5 Nxe5 12. Nxc7 Nxf3+ 13. gxf3 Bxb2 14. Ra2 Bc3+ 15. Ke2 Rb8 16. Nb5 Ba5 17. Nxa7 Rd2+ 18. Ke1 Rxc2+ 19. Kd1 Rxa2 20. [Bb5] 

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> AMIYMAIN

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 780 (1376 peak)
Blitz: 771
Bullet: 395

[gilded lava]

Chat I got a maths question
Let's imagine you have 100 suitors coming to ask for your hand. So you meet them sequentially, from number 1, 2, ..., to 100. There are a few rules. Once you choose a suitor, you cannot go back and consider the other suitors again, even if you find the one you choose unsatisfactory. Also if you reject one suitor, the decision is permanent and you can't pick him/her again. What is the best number to pick to have the best chance of the best suitor

[old thistle]

Sounds more like a riddle than a math question

[gilded lava]

That was my first though

thought*

[high glacier]

I didnt even understand what this want me to do

[lapis brook]

best one after 37

[oak isle]

i have a better question, please differentiate e^to the power of -x

[gilded lava]

carokann>>>sicillian

[oak isle]

*I have been playing sicilian caro kann and french

but the caro is by far the most effort and unnecessary lol

[gilded lava]

I have been playing sicillian since the day I could walk

its the most overrated garbage opening ever

[oak isle]

what sicilian variation

it obviously depends, whoever plays najdorf or taimanov is braindead

1000 variations in a chessable course (i have looked it up)

[gilded lava]

sveshnikov

[oak isle]

sveshnikov is too complicated your fault bro

[gilded lava]

Its not 💀

[oak isle]

i play 4 knights sicilian and the only thing i learn is pinning a knight

[gilded lava]

4N is worse than taimanov and najdorf 💀

[oak isle]

yeah beacuse of 6.ndb5 and a 20 move long theoretical variation

where stockfish points out a +0.4 advantage

https://lichess1.org/game/export/gif/black/v1HwgjCt.gif?theme=purple&piece=companion

[gilded lava]

Also using stockfish to point out "an opening is better" is even more diabolical work

[oak isle]

just try it

[gilded lava]

(for openings whose evals are less than +0.8)

[oak isle]

i have like looked at every single sicilian because i play open sicilian with white

and concerning theory / suprise 4K is the best

[gilded lava]

Whats your elo?

[oak isle]

1900

im new in the server tho

[gilded lava]

Mid

[oak isle]

yes

[gilded lava]

btw answer to your question is -e^-x

[oak isle]

yeah this was a test

the result is that every chess player is a nerd and thereby maths nerd

[gilded lava]

Also why do u hate taaimanov and nadjorf 💔

[oak isle]

blud

taimanov sicilian has a chessable course with over 1000 variations

my 4K course has around 300

I even tried learning the taimanov because it was similar but there's one million setups and lines which i dont want to learn

therefore i play 4k sicilian and simply need to know 3 variations and thats it lmao

[gilded lava]

I see

[latent matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-bugatti-what-color-smoking-top-g-gif-26393811

[oak isle]

blud aint sigma

[gilded lava]

I thought 4K was tuff to play with black and was borderline refuted but I am so dead wrong wtf

[oak isle]

nothing is refuted until above 2000 fide

[latent matrix]

I am sigma, I play caro kann

[gilded lava]

True

even 4K isn't

wait you are 1900 fide?

[oak isle]

I even had a game against a over 2000 fide once (he was a friend of me)

in the 4K

[oak isle]

no

fide is around 1700

[gilded lava]

Also I was ragebaiting I am a S tier caro hater

[oak isle]

[gilded lava]

[oak isle]

i started playing the french recently tho

[gilded lava]

I wanna learn french too

[oak isle]

its 3 variations and 1 of them is free lmao

[gilded lava]

But lowkey have no idea where I can

[oak isle]

you watch yt videos

i have watched a pretty good one on the advanced french with 5.nge7

its quite fun playing the same structure over and over again

https://youtu.be/xC__LrtG-R8?feature=shared

here if you like

[gilded lava]

I made a huge mistake with learning the sicillian btw

[oak isle]

its never a mistake

[gilded lava]

no

[oak isle]

if you want to become better sicilian is always a key repertoire weapon

[gilded lava]

hear me out...

[oak isle]

no matter how bad or good you are

every gm has learnt the sicilian and still learns it

[gilded lava]

I learnt anti sicillians for black but I am yet to learn something in open sicillian 💀

I wanted to learn something like taimanov or sveshnikov

[oak isle]

open sicilian is for white

[gilded lava]

I mean

[grim edge]

So inspiring

[gilded lava]

Idrk what sicillian to play after I reach this position. It was initially between taimanov, sveshnikov or kalashnikov but I am thinking of learning 4N sicillian now

[latent matrix]

Агри

[oak isle]

yes try it

its the least theory and has the most traps

i have tested kan sicilian, taimanov and even sveshnikov because i have the same move order

[gilded lava]

I just know a grand total of oneline in sveshnikov but I lose everytime I play it

And the english attack in taimanov

[oak isle]

then play 4K there you need 2 lines lmao

[gilded lava]

Fair

[oak isle]

the only thing you need to know in 4K is to pin the knight on b4

[gilded lava]

Although any idea where I can learn it?

[oak isle]

yt

https://youtu.be/GB7O5bFcdWs?feature=shared

anyway i suggest you to learn it and try 6.bc5 against 6.ndb5

bye I'm gonna watch some netflix

[gilded lava]

Molton

Damn

bye

[latent matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/policesiren-siren-gif-8543057975270429654

[placid spear]

https://tenor.com/view/寫輪眼-gif-3480943121856555330

[blissful pecan]

Sup

[eager plover]

What do I do when my opponent goes off script while playing queen gambit

[nocturne veldt]

CHOO CHOO! 🚂🚃🚃 my milk train is going to multidrift into their tunnel!!. 😭😭💢💢Oh noo, the train is Shaking! it's going to spill it's content! 😰Requesting emergency stop inside the tunnel to "safely discharge" the cargo! ÆUOOH😭😭💢💢

[golden hedge]

I memorized the McDonalds rap: Let me get two Big Macs and two apple pies
A little bit of Sprite and a side of fries
Let me get a McDouble, let me get a McChicken
Hot sauce, make sure that shit kickin'
I want a McRib, before I McPiss
Let me get a hash brown if it isn't lunch yet
If it is, I'ma be McSad and upset
Let me get some nuggets too
I want a bundt cake and a parfait
Two of them, I really had a hard day
Let me get a McCafe latte
And a couple hundred large shamrock shakes
Powerade, Hi-C
Ranch snack wrap on the side, please?
Let me get a burger with a slice of cheese
But no onions or pickles, so hold that please
I want a McFlurry, two of those
One M&M, one Oreo's
I want everything on the dollar menu
And a burger with jalapenos
Let me get a snack wrap for my backpack
Better not tax that, add duck sauce, no Aflac
Taking everything to go, so pack that in a black bag
Hi-Rez eatin' all the flapjacks
Did you get all that?

[latent matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/shadyyurigifs-skype-skype-clap-emoji-yellow-emoji-gif-17829262638849835444

Anyone rapid 1x1?

[unreal path]

sick pfp and no cuz id get my ass kicked

[latent matrix]

fuсk around and find out

[unreal path]

i dont want my ass to get kicked

[quiet hamlet]

hello

👀

[ripe yew]

Does this include the Ke2 line

[oak isle]

no you can totally avoid it easily

but even the Ke2 line is almost never studied and additionally required to such a high depth that you wont be able to navigate through the position anymore

anyway the lines are basically :

[ripe yew]

Ke2 line id the only one ive studied as white 💀

[oak isle]

its the one after 6.nxc6 right?

[ripe yew]

Yeah

I know it till like move 20

[oak isle]

I have got a variation from my chessable course to avoid it

[ripe yew]

hmm

[oak isle]

it involves an early deviation with qa5+

I had this against a 2000 fide and he hasnt seen it in his entire life

I can show you the variation if you want

[ripe yew]

alr

[oak isle]

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 e6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 Nc6 6. Nxc6 bxc6 7. e5 Nd5 8. Ne4 Qa5+ 9. Bd2 Nb4 10. f4 Qd5

here (its 70% winrate on lichess 2200+)

its even higher than vienna main line trap lmao

its fun looking at, but im quite sure this will be 1/1000 open sicilian games

[unreal path]

i am bored

[latent matrix]

Same

[unreal path]

i wana yap to some one but i cant

cuz my yapping friends are bussy or HAVE BEN IGNORING ME FOR 24H

ill jump of a bridge

ill joyfully jump of a bridge

[latent matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/fav-gif-14087589030976713874

[unreal path]

yee

[dark horizon]

Erm 🤓🤓 #💬〡chess-talk

[unreal path]

erm 🤓🤓🤓🤓 you can talk about anithing here

[dark horizon]

Can you feel the pain in my dihh🥀🥀

[unreal path]

idc

[dark horizon]

Oh my gyaag get out

[oak isle]

Oh no! Please excuse me, this was an utterly disgusting mistake. I hope I won't get banned for violating the rules 😭

[unreal path]

bro u wont 💀

[dark horizon]

Bro is cooked 😭🙏

[oak isle]

😭 Please forgive me

this aint gonna happen again I promise

[unreal path]

if u see me in the server that means it is unlicky u can get banned 💀

[dark horizon]

#💬〡general-off-topic pmo🥀🥀

[unreal path]

get a life

[unreal path]

u can talk almost about anithing here last month i was talking about doxing some one 💀

so

[oak isle]

oh really ???

[unreal path]

yee

just dont mention any bad person in history

or be racist or have an opinion about illigal imigrants and u fine usualy

[oak isle]

okay lmao

recently i watched some classmates dealing specific resources for money

and i think it was very bad because they tried to get high

[unreal path]

being high is best felling ever

or drunk cuz if i cry or say weird shit no one surprised

(never do that trust)

kids dont try this at home

[oak isle]

😭

[desert flax]

i want to join more discord servers

which should i join

[safe crystal]

Beets 👍

[desert flax]

is that german?

[safe crystal]

Dutch

[upbeat viper]

were you watching me @peak plank ?

[peak plank]

no...
are you playing

[upbeat viper]

meant on CR

[peak plank]

ah no

still 1v1 me cr fr

[tidal nest]

do you play coc?

[brisk canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/munsonated-gif-26549668

[oak isle]

<@&745328830649991179>

[tidal nest]

[copper oxide]

You guys are crazy bro

[oak isle]

HOW ARE YOU NOT BANNED

[brisk canyon]

why do that too

it's not even funny buddy

[copper oxide]

I was just seeing the server moderation

But it's not good

[tidal nest]

🫃

[copper oxide]

They neeed more powerful bota

Bots*

[oak isle]

wtf

[copper oxide]

Yeah

[oak isle]

how often can you say n word in this server without getting banned

you and the server rules are racist

[copper oxide]

Nah

Server moderation needs some work

[brisk canyon]

I don't know what is worse the fact that the bot don't ban that or you trying to say it out of nowhere

[peak plank]

Cc doesnt like 3rd party bots

[oak isle]

HOW ARE YOU NOT BANNED

[copper oxide]

oh yeah i can do that

[oak isle]

its my first day on this server

[copper oxide]

they dont use bots then

[oak isle]

[peak plank]

I mean i can ban

[brisk canyon]

dude why are you trying so hard to spell it in a group tchat

[copper oxide]

why <@&745328830649991179> you guys dont use auto mod of discord?

[peak plank]

Myself

[oak isle]

💀

[copper oxide]

you are mod ?

[peak plank]

I am pixel

[copper oxide]

bro then why you guys dont use auto mod from discord?

[peak plank]

Because we have mods coding the bots here

And there is a moderation system

[oak isle]

is everyone bot programmed by vladimir kramnik here??

[copper oxide]

so why im not getting timeout or somethin

[peak plank]

No, programmed by doofus, or neon, or mita i think before that

[copper oxide]

by the bots

[peak plank]

The bots log the offenses and the mods go though them

[copper oxide]

bro theyre dumb bro

just use automod of disocrd

you cant see all the logs bro

[oak isle]

@BOT Could you please ban racist users in order to stop discrimination.

[copper oxide]

or they dont want bots take thier job

[copper oxide]

<@&745328830649991179>

[oak isle]

??????????????=

[wooden wagon]

Test

[oak isle]

sigma=?

[wooden wagon]

Aw my elo is low :D

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3TFoEJe5zNuHZStRboWPxg?si=0768ad2fd68645a6

"But I cut people out, like tags on my clothing
I end up all alone, but I still keep hoping
I wanna feel all that love and emotion
Be that attached to the person I'm holding
Someday, I'll be fallin' without caution
But for now, I'm only people watching"

[brisk canyon]

dawn a oppenent staring in your soul is something

[grim edge]

hehe

[brisk canyon]

where do you find this

[grim edge]

google heh!

it's sam shankland

[brisk canyon]

look at their eyebrow

[grim edge]

i like them thick eyebrows

[brisk canyon]

I can't even sink this low

[wooden wagon]

Pause

[grim edge]

I wonder what it feels like to unknowingly be admired by someone, to exist in their world while they don't even exist in yours. 🦋

lucky sam

[wooden wagon]

Im pretty sure its happening to you rn

[keen kite]

you mean what it feels to be me?

[grim edge]

nah, sam is a lucky guy. someone somewhere a girl named Dahlia prays for his safety

[keen kite]

amazing

[grim edge]

how many people admire you? like fr

[keen kite]

a lot

don't have enough fingers to count em

[grim edge]

what does your therapist say about these delusions? hehe

[keen kite]

he says dahlia might help

[grim edge]

if being delusional generates money, i will be the richest fr

[keen kite]

now thats sad

whatcha delulu about?

[grim edge]

sam shankland

[wooden wagon]

Im forgotten everyday

[grim edge]

brb, mom's arriving at my brothers aprt. will go there

[keen kite]

who is this NPC?

[brisk canyon]

chill dude giving suggestion

[keen kite]

Who gave bro the freedom to speak

[grim edge]

🛑

[brisk canyon]

I mean everyone have

[keen kite]

That's new to me

Back in my days....

Says the NPC

[brisk canyon]

huh how old are you dude ?

[grim edge]

blah

[keen kite]

22🌚

[grim edge]

Months?

[keen kite]

Funniest dude on discord

[grim edge]

Not a dude

[keen kite]

Ohh wanna DM?

[grim edge]

no

[keen kite]

Your loss🥱

[wooden wagon]

My elo dropped from 600 to 200

[brisk canyon]

this is not how a 22 yo behave bro

[grim edge]

i like it in gravey

[keen kite]

And how old are u?

[brisk canyon]

4 years younger

[keen kite]

A smart way to say it

Well no wonder u don't know shit about 22 yo

[brisk canyon]

I guess

[keen kite]

I did before you brought them up

Now I have to find a new hobby

[grim edge]

Nft guy

lol

[keen kite]

Biggest scam on earth

[grim edge]

I bet you bought them though

[keen kite]

sounds like you are not that good at betting

I bet you run your hubby's pockets empty

[nocturne veldt]

girl callin me out?!??? Cant hear phonk's too loud 😈 😈 😈 😈 ‼️ ‼️ ‼️

[keen kite]

ohh a new weirdo has joined

[latent matrix]

agahahahahahahahaahhaah]

[cursive pawn]

Yet way mature than a 22 yr old

[keen kite]

you are a nosy fella

[unborn niche]

⚡️

[grim edge]

just more mature than art

[keen kite]

so you are back hater lady

nice

you are a big trash talker for a 500 rated elo you know

[elfin cloud]

Barcelona

[torpid lintel]

No rating shaming pls

[keen kite]

sorry to inform you this is not booking.com

[elfin cloud]

No rating shaming pls

[torpid lintel]

Keep this chat chess related and in English

[elfin cloud]

Off topic bro

[crimson raptor]

buff kfc grandpa?

[elfin cloud]

Hello not talking to you

[torpid lintel]

Wait. It's general off topic.. Okay but keep it English then 🙂

[elfin cloud]

Okay

[crimson raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/streamhappy-dancing-emoji-bean-delicatekestis-gif-16666196215683589702

[torpid lintel]

Also feel free to connect with the command- /connect

To get full access to this server

[latent matrix]

Real Madrid

[elfin cloud]

Visca Barca Visca Cataluna

[elfin cloud]

Thank you

[keen kite]

and is trash talking allowed

[latent matrix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1023279519181844560/1297992185064722552/CUM.gif

[elfin cloud]

You lost bro

Wenh wenh

[latent matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/homeless-nah-id-win-gif-11399565856913576326

[elfin cloud]

Real players wished they got these moves

Remontada

[robust goblet]

@worn zinc @stone violet @carmine cave @remote scarab are any of you deadshot323 on minecraft

[remote scarab]

Not me

I'm deadshot#75512

[clear anvil]

This is a bug why is it 4000 rated

[cursive pawn]

Because it’s a mate in 1 puzzle

“Mate in one” puzzle theme is always gonna be a mate in one which is pretty easy even if it was 4000 or 500

[acoustic ruin]

hello guys

would you rate this pics please

https://www.instagram.com/p/DI5iKUzt3hs/?img_index=1

akz_chav

🏈 Borregos PUE 💙 vs Tigres CU 💛 - 🐏 💙ITESM Puebla

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[blissful pecan]

Sup

[acoustic ruin]

hello bro

[clear anvil]

Oh i see

[latent matrix]

6.66/10

[timid forum]

chat suggest me some good songs of bruno mars I loved his die with a smile

[latent matrix]

I know only Bruno Earth songs

[acoustic ruin]

what could i improve

[open igloo]

chunky

[frank crescent]

anything from unorthodox jukebox

[sharp echo]

be honest, would u feel happy if ur parents abondon u (me personally ill be the happiest person ever if they did)

[frank crescent]

bro what 😢

i wouldnt be able to play chess bruh so yeah

[latent matrix]

Idk

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-3495860185272545760

[grim edge]

Omg I'm soooo cooked

My French Canadian friend followed me again on IG ahhhh

[latent matrix]

Damn french canadian

at least not canadian french

[grim edge]

Frendian

[latent matrix]

[spare swift]

anyone looking at this? https://musiclab.chromeexperiments.com/Song-Maker/song/5045056085557248

[grim edge]

Did u win?

[brisk cedar]

yes you can

why not host a site, super ez

[tired wren]

peanut butter crepes, lol

💀💀

[grim edge]

More like poutine

[tired wren]

🤤🤤

[grim edge]

🫢

[tired wren]

made me hungry just thinking about it

[tired wren]

party's over, sedd

[hollow marsh]

Hello

Anyone wanna play chess right now

[unreal path]

1 option missing no one

[valid ermine]

unless ur ||suicidal|| (don't!) , u definitely care for urself atleast a tiny bit

[gilded lava]

Im done with chess.com so fking laggy fix your damn servers

[unreal path]

not wana s but u rl dont care about any one bc i mtb and do black (i can barlyed do red) and then i do other dangerus stuff

and when i become 18 ill go sky diving

and i am learning how to jump the i fogot how it is called but like 30m+ into water

so yk that dosnt screem caring about my self

[blissful pecan]

sup

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/infinidat-russian-martial-arts-kung-fu-gif-17523428

[main monolith]

@polar oxide Can i be mod please

[brisk canyon]

never take a gap year bro it will change in decade gap

[gilded lava]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[lapis brook]

lc doesnt lag as much

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/final-stage-initial-d-anime-gear-shift-gif-25704289

[jolly belfry]

https://youtu.be/FIYksuvx4lY?si=nUqLAW-01gUGk1lo

[ebon topaz]

hiiiiiiiiii

i lvoe chjess

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-bed-time-boo-tired-exhausted-gif-18216383220272945067

[valid ermine]

Is this legit?

[versed mural]

hewo

[worthy frigate]

hallo

[analog aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922926892368158790/1365820744818364466/Kounde.gif

This shit so peak

[latent matrix]

Yeah only 600 bucks from yesterday

Very dry days shiiiiiiiit

[inner saddle]

Just a little late

[analog aspen]

Never too late to hate on VARdrid

[latent matrix]

Damn 3 red cardds

Missed game but can imagine ending

[inner saddle]

I thought it was just rudiger

oh damn bellingham got in there too

[analog aspen]

A total surprise that every dramatic game between these two ends in a brawl

No one saw that coming, trust

[inner saddle]

😭😭

Got flashabacks to wc when Madrid made it 2-1

[latent matrix]

Feel bad for him

[inner saddle]

oh yeah we gonna win at anfield

[latent matrix]

Gen Z is cooked

[brisk canyon]

nah

this is hard men

it's more about the Job market than the "worthless degrees"

most of the job nowadays requires you to have some experience and I am not joking during my first application for a job some companies wanted someone with 10 years of experience , 10 years ago I was playing Tetris in my mom phone

unless you have a S tier CV , it's so hard to find a job

[toxic granite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-silly-dumb-thought-white-cat-gif-14973170630708462796

Nooooo

[latent matrix]

Yeah good point

[toxic granite]

Embed fail 💔

[latent matrix]

Was trying to pass programmer interview without exp. and was not possible, increased it by few years they invited and answered all questions perfectly

[carmine tusk]

yall scaring me bro

[latent matrix]

Every market is cooked, even job market

[brisk canyon]

work hard bro don't worry

[carmine tusk]

i will☹️

[latent matrix]

You can win them just working harder

[brisk canyon]

Job market is the most important yet the most ruthless at the same time

I have some PTSD bro

during a interview I had a question like if you have to be a object what object will you be ?

[latent matrix]

Object idgaf

[tulip jasper]

ima js get a job at my local chess club hopefully they dont require no job experience

[brisk canyon]

haha you have chess experience it's a big W

[latent matrix]

I know guy that was rejected because tarot cards showed that he is bad worker or smth

[brisk canyon]

yea and here a good one : a fridge because what you put in , is what you get out like in the stocks

[latent matrix]

Damn my fridge is empty

[tulip jasper]

same unluckily

[latent matrix]

That's why I am losing money

[carmine tusk]

gimme yo money

[upbeat viper]

when your educational system is based on SAT like tests

[peak plank]

Okay im using cloudflare pages

[upbeat viper]

got to 9k btw @peak plank

cuz I couldn't be lower rated

[peak plank]

dammit

[latent matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-patrick-star-broke-poor-gif-14729256

[brisk canyon]

Yea US food culture is the best

[peak plank]

Why is bast higher than me on ladder

[brisk canyon]

You’re good bro dawn

[upbeat viper]

why wouldn't I

I'm always 2 steps ahead

[peak plank]

cuz you wasnt 9k trophies

[upbeat viper]

so what

[latent matrix]

85% fat lmfao

[brisk canyon]

for me it's the total of sugar bro 110 g is a speedrun to Diabete

[upbeat viper]

50% of my cards are 14+

0 money spent

o7

[latent matrix]

Speedrun to meet with God

[upbeat viper]

got boss bandit to lvl 15

[peak plank]

All lv 15 0 money spent

[upbeat viper]

oof

[peak plank]

Wait what

Wait you mean all cards in ur collection

[upbeat viper]

yeah

[peak plank]

Oh damm i only have a primary and seocndary deck with good enough levels

[upbeat viper]

is ok

but not enough for clan war

[peak plank]

W

[upbeat viper]

izi

[peak plank]

Bro will never fight me

[upbeat viper]

nah

[peak plank]

[gilded lava]

Clash Royale in big 25

[upbeat viper]

ya

[gilded lava]

Do u play brawl stars too

[upbeat viper]

no

[gilded lava]

If not then massive L

[upbeat viper]

10M gold away

😭

[gilded lava]

Why did they remove common chests from cr 💔

[upbeat viper]

all chests*

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/blanket-bye-bye-logging-out-logout-off-gif-17435183463709605960

[latent matrix]

My 6 yo deck

[upbeat viper]

Goofy aah log bait low tier

The mix of a splash yard and a logbait

[peak plank]

ngl

it could work

[latent matrix]

I could win even lava + balloon decks

[peak plank]

ice wizard is a bit miceplaced

and prob log instead of poision or princess

[peak plank]

lavaloon is a very legit archetype

ice wizard -> princess imo

or prince -> goblins

wait a minue...
golbin barrel -> x-bow

boom its an xbow deck now

idk you can turn that itno a lot of things but it wouldnt be good with it

[latent matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-emoji-in-shadows-emoji-thumbs-up-i-have-no-enemies-gif-9647901656858314083

[unreal path]

my dec is 10/10

[latent matrix]

What is your rating in cr?

[unreal path]

my dec is peak

i am broke tho

[latent matrix]

Damn hate this big skeleton

[unreal path]

that is a 3 ones

[latent matrix]

Ohhhh

[unreal path]

evolved

[latent matrix]

Then good deck

[unreal path]

ikr

i am almost arena 20

[latent matrix]

I had 7000 cups or smth

Idk what arena it is

[unreal path]

that is like 18 i think

it is 19

[peak plank]

im at 9000 trophies

[latent matrix]

Bruh

I am lowest here

[latent matrix]

Real quant

[upbeat viper]

ahaha

[latent matrix]

I was pro player

[grim edge]

I don't have mic option

[latent matrix]

I won 10$ from turkish guy, good times9

[latent matrix]

Install mic

[grim edge]

Nah, they removed it

[unreal path]

get a new mic?

[grim edge]

I meant here in this channel

[latent matrix]

Yeah

Can't send voice messages here

[latent matrix]

Any song that gives +100 energy?

[unreal path]

you can send voice messages in discord???

[unreal path]

you can do that in discord?

[grim edge]

Yes

[unreal path]

damn

[unreal path]

i am bored

[latent matrix]

Play smth

[unreal path]

what?

[latent matrix]

Chess

[unreal path]

dont fell like it

[unreal path]

my friend saod learn quantom physics 💀

[latent matrix]

Easy way to fall asleep

[unreal path]

i can fell asleep in 2min

[latent matrix]

It's 22:39 so

[unreal path]

21:39 for me

i go to sleep at midnigh usualy

[grim edge]

Me being Dostoevsky in 2015 even before meeting his works 😅

[unreal path]

thats being scizo or crazzy if u talk to ur self

[latent matrix]

https://open.spotify.com/track/608a1wIsSd5KzMEqm1O7w3?si=0ec644fa6f6c4939

[unreal path]

guys where sude i move like country?

[latent matrix]

USA to make money

Asia to retire

[unreal path]

usa money?

that dosnt sound right

[latent matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/wazowski-mike-mike-sulivan-meme-monster-inc-gif-19634164

[unreal path]

u cant live in usa with 40k/year

so............

making money there not smart

[latent matrix]

Yeah just make 400k

[unreal path]

where i like 40k/year you can own a house at 25 alone 💀

with a nice car

for 15k

[latent matrix]

Same

[unreal path]

i rl need to move out of this garbage country

[latent matrix]

Yeah dream bigger lil bro

[grim edge]

I miss pun pun and her goofy ahh memes

[unreal path]

bro u sude have seen what i saw

i dont understand how ppl fell safe here

[latent matrix]

Slovenia is not safe?

[unreal path]

ye

look in dms

[unreal path]

sinc imigration it is becoming worse and worse

[unreal path]

i still donw know how u fell safe any where

or any woman

@grim edge btw the p*do in my town police did nth so we went to his house

[grim edge]

It's hard but not all men are like that. Proof to it are my brothers, dad, unc, and hs friends

[grim edge]

Dammm what did u do

[unreal path]

uhhhhhhh my bat got red

so did my friends

if that explains

[grim edge]

I’ll let myself be confused for this moment alone

[unreal path]

10 ppl went to his house 💀

[unreal path]

i think yk what i mean by red

[latent matrix]

Lmao

[quartz arch]

What game is good

[unreal path]

minecraft but when netherite didnt exist with friends

it was peak back then

[quartz arch]

Mineshaft

I dont like it

[tulip jasper]

Project remix on roblox

[unreal path]

ur a weird human being

[quartz arch]

Wym

Im gonna need to further elaborate

[quartz arch]

Robux UWU

[unreal path]

who dosnt like mc

[nocturne veldt]

If u put me in a cage with lions i wouldn't just come out unharmed
I would come out pregnant🔥🔥🔥🥀

[quartz arch]

Mc wasnt a thing in my childhood i cant relate to todays kids

[unreal path]

ohh mc was my child hood during covid

[long crown]

Have u ever thought of running over a baby

Because I possibly haven’t

[latent matrix]

If you ask it, you did think about it

[long crown]

Mmmm

[grim edge]

Ohh, ty for the information

[manic oyster]

[manic oyster]

During my childhood I worked on DOTA which became league of legends

But I played Minecraft during covid too. Made a cool village on a mountain top

[unreal path]

100% russian

i bet 10€ on it

[manic oyster]

0 percent. The closest we get is the Jewish side of my family was from Ukraine, when it was part of Russia

[unreal path]

u played DOTA and switched to LoL thats russian

even if ur not

ur russian

[latent matrix]

Give me 10$

[unreal path]

no

[latent matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-gif-25783770

[unreal path]

i am broke

gota save for the womanos

[latent matrix]

Womanos

[manic oyster]

No, I was 6 years old when I helped make DOTA. DOTA became league of legends when I wasn’t working on it anymore

And that’s an absurd claim, anyway

[unreal path]

russian

[latent matrix]

How you helped to make dota

[manic oyster]

It was a custom map on Warcraft 3 and at the time I was the better known map maker so they asked me to help them with some Boolean logic

[unreal path]

yee i asked her if she wode come to the sea with me next year with my friends SHE SAID YES 🥹

[manic oyster]

Crazy. Here in Oregon a trip to the sea is like a 2 hour drive

[latent matrix]

W

[grim edge]

Good going mate, make sure friends miss that flight to the beach next year

[unreal path]

for me (good place/beach) 5h

[unreal path]

we driving

[grim edge]

Car accident?

[manic oyster]

2 hour to desert, mountain, beach, pine rainforest… any climate

[grim edge]

Ahh, that's too much

[manic oyster]

I peaked at age 6

[latent matrix]

Lil quant

[unreal path]

we aint bad drivers

[manic oyster]

What are you

[unreal path]

european

[manic oyster]

WHAT ARE YOU!!!!

[grim edge]

Heart attack?

[unreal path]

all under 20 💀

[manic oyster]

Well five hour drive to sea crosses off most European countries

[grim edge]

Dead grandma?

That should do the trick

[unreal path]

that gona stop 1 or 2

[grim edge]

Good luck tom, thank me when you get the girl.

[unreal path]

we have 1h to the sea but want a specific place

[grim edge]

We make grandmas go on a trip and then cause a terrorist attack there,

[unreal path]

interesting

[grim edge]

I did something horrible today, i didn't mean it but i feel bad

[unreal path]

what?

[grim edge]

I was cooking fish and my cat was acting up, really bad

So i gave her fish( from freezer) she was licking it and having brain freezes every few seconds. I tried to take the fish back but she wouldn't let me.
So ye, i left her to her own devices.@unreal path

[unreal path]

damn

[unreal path]

i think i founded the one

this was me scrolong as fast as i can

[latent matrix]

W

Glad for you bro

[unreal path]

just cant fumble

ngl if i wasnt rejected 2 days ago i wodnt talked to her ever

[grim edge]

Is this snapchat?

[unreal path]

yeee

dont ask why it dosnt send a msg if i screen record

idk my self 😭

[grim edge]

Give up social media

[unreal path]

no

[latent matrix]

Makes sense ahahhahahah

[grim edge]

Why you need?

[unreal path]

cuz

[unreal path]

yee

[unreal path]

btw i wont use dc or phone number for a random person i met so

[grim edge]

What's dc?

[unreal path]

discord

[grim edge]

Email

[unreal path]

cude work

[long crown]

Theoretically what would happen if u like ate radioactive metal

[unreal path]

die

[long crown]

Really?

[unreal path]

yes

not the second u eat it

but at one point

[long crown]

Damn that’s crazy

I would’ve never knew that

[unreal path]

💀

[upbeat karma]

Check out this #chess game: oneysis vs What_Bruh - https://www.chess.com/live/game/137859704694

Please review bro🙂

[undone shadow]

oneysis (617) vs. What_Bruh (665)

Move List

1. e4 d6 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. f3 g6 4. Rb1 Bg7 5. d4 O-O 6. Be3 Nc6 7. Qd2 Nb4 8. Bh6 Bxh6 9. Qxh6 Nxc2+ 10. Kf2 Nxd4 11. Nge2 Nc2 12. a3 e5 13. Rc1 Bg4 14. Rxc2 Qd7 15. fxg4 Nxg4+ 

[long crown]

If u don’t realize im being sarcastic

[unreal path]

ik

[upbeat karma]

Plzz

[latent matrix]

Damn only 100 bucks left

Stop or continue?

[unreal path]

W

[long crown]

Yo did u know when a fish goes into water it’s in water

[unreal path]

rob a bank

[upbeat karma]

🙏🙏🙏🙏

[latent matrix]

Done

[upbeat karma]

Thx

[latent matrix]

Np

[grim edge]

Very bad, not just die. Pain out of world

[long crown]

But what if I turned into spider man 😬😬😬

[grim edge]

I meaaaan, worth a try ig

[long crown]

Bet imma go rob a power plant

What would happen if I put my white liquid in a queen ant

[grim edge]

Good luck, keep some uranium for me as well

[latent matrix]

Ok it was fast

[grim edge]

Wtf

[grim edge]

Is this real money?

[latent matrix]

Is crypto real money?

[long crown]

I ate some metal but then they caught me so I couldn’t get anything else

[grim edge]

I wanna make too, help

[long crown]

Also why tf is their a dinosaur dancing in a tutu in front of me

[latent matrix]

You have to have 1500 at least to start

And be ready to lose it

[grim edge]

I got funds

[grim edge]

All of it!?

[latent matrix]

Yeah

[grim edge]

Probability of success?

[latent matrix]

For beginners it's 1%

[grim edge]

Good night

[long crown]

I’m spider man

Won’t let me show the photo one sec

[old thistle]

Trusted requirements:

• Linked Discord to Chess.com (/connect)
• Discord account is 14 days old
• Server member for 7 days
• Talked on 5 different days

[long crown]

Ok ty

No that sounded gay

Thxs

That’s better

[prime thorn]

Thxs is worse 💀

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3ISKxnCGKc5B9zr9CTUB3v?si=7c4c1a60a34845de

[latent matrix]

Good song

[low anchor]

how is saying 'thank you' gay

if it is I'm the gayest person alive 😎 😎

[long crown]

No bec I said ty instead of thxs ty sounds more gay

[latent matrix]

Oops

[sage zinc]

gambgling

[latent matrix]

I am cooked(

[signal summit]

You may have one of the greatest usernames I have seen on display

[signal summit]

Every gambler quits just before they win big- my Dad that has gambled for 9 years straight without a big win

[latent matrix]

You may have one of the worst usernames I have seen on display

[latent matrix]

What name of this checkmate 🧑‍🍳

[grim edge]

Accidentally in love checkmate

https://open.spotify.com/track/2Y6uY65ZwKl9WbVOvKyZg6?si=9XfjNyOWSVmX2TXRB8JccQ

[blissful pecan]

Sup

[latent matrix]

Rainbow poop dog ☠️

[gusty violet]

blah

kewl

[quaint lava]

Calc 2 final tmr

Here we go

[gusty violet]

calc 3 tmrw

so not passing

[quaint lava]

What’re u studying

[gusty violet]

physics and edu major

[quaint lava]

Oof

[gusty violet]

hbu

[quaint lava]

Electrical eng

[gusty violet]

rip

how do i acquire people to play simul

it is one am and i wish to waste my youth

[quaint lava]

Not quite sure I’m washed

I thought u meant simulink at first I got brain rot

[gusty violet]

do you fw pibble

gurt

[quaint lava]

Like the dog breed

[gusty violet]

yeah

like the french bulldog

[quaint lava]

Yeah they pretty chill

More of a cat guy myself

[gusty violet]

aw man u cant send pics

i have five cats and two pibbles

[quaint lava]

Meowww

That’s amazing

[gusty violet]

yeah they make that sound pretty often actuallyt

its epic

[latent matrix]

Lol my dog is french bulldog

[gusty violet]

i fw that

[latent matrix]

Not chill dog 💀

[gusty violet]

mines is cuddling with me rn

hes so stinky bru

fritomaxxing fr

[latent matrix]

ahahahahahahahaa

Yeah same ahahahhahahaha

[gusty violet]

do you like metal

[latent matrix]

Depends from current my vibe

[gusty violet]

do you like hxc

[latent matrix]

Never heard about them

[gusty violet]

it is a genre

[latent matrix]

[gusty violet]

i went to go see poison the well yesterday

pretty epic and this july im seeing acid bath

[latent matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-beavis-and-butthead-mike-judge-headbanging-headbangers-gif-4832670

[grim edge]

Hey guys

[turbid iris]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_nxgjIY6qQ

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/8E8_utQlJbo?si=xhhA_4cdhsG9WlBu

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> diatomicbee

This is the Chess.com profile of diatomicbee. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1071 (1645 peak)
Blitz: 627 (1525 peak)
Bullet: 456 (497 peak)

[tribal grove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0I86fu-gWQ

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dwight-schrute-the-office-gif-21602258

[ornate kestrel]

hi

[sour kindle]

anyone here use letterboxd?

[somber dagger]

happy valentines day

[grim edge]

idk what that is bro

[grim edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1302314007142731860/1320974470403326063/attachment-2-1.gif

[long crown]

Bruh

[unreal path]

o hell nah

[grim edge]

isnt this how long-distance relationships work?

[unreal path]

idfk never hade a long distanc one

[grim edge]

okay fair

[tribal grove]

why y'all being so loud you woke her up

[grim edge]

HAHAHAHAHA

sorry

tell your gf we're sorry

[tribal grove]

[grim edge]

yo, i just noticed. her eyes are open HAHAHAHA

[unreal path]

weird

[unreal path]

rn i am in the "long" 2h drive

[grim edge]

nice

[unreal path]

thats long

2h is alot for 1 way

[cinder trout]

we look alike ngl

[grim edge]

i want mine to travel to me by plane.

[gilded lava]

Is that Jeffrey Dahmer?

[bright wind]

Riddler

[grim edge]

@obtuse gull dont stream video games in chess vc channels. go stream in #803975935279497245 vc

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Rudrashis Das (rudrachess111)

This is the Chess.com profile of rudrachess111. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Rudrashis Das (rudrachess111)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2206 (2110 peak)
Blitz: 1650 (2071 peak)
Bullet: 1846 (1896 peak)

[cedar atlas]

Why 2110 peak when current rating is 2206 😭

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Rudrashis Das (rudrachess111)

This is the Chess.com profile of rudrachess111. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Rudrashis Das (rudrachess111)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2206 (2110 peak)
Blitz: 1650 (2071 peak)
Bullet: 1846 (1896 peak)

[surreal current]

the peaks have been broken for months @mellow plover when are peaks gonna get fixed?💀

[cedar atlas]

Someone manage this?

[surreal current]

it’s the chess.com staff, hasn’t been fixed in 4 months tho

[cedar atlas]

Oh I see 🙂

Thanks

[surreal current]

@fresh wind when are peaks gonna get fixed😡

[latent matrix]

At 13:30 pm

[long crown]

Yo hypothetical what would happen if I ate my nuts

[sharp moss]

Can anyone tell me how to talk to an actual chess.com person?

My account got closed and they said contact us to proceed but apparently the ai bot on support sucks and can’t solve my problem.

[latent matrix]

Pregnant from yourself

[latent matrix]

<@&745328830649991179>

[sharp moss]

<@&745328830649991179> please help me get my account back

[peak plank]

You ask the bot to speak to a human lol

Thats it

[old thistle]

1. Something else
2. I still need help
3. Type "contact support agent"
4. My closed or banned account
5. Enter your email

[gilded lava]

Whats the account username?

[sharp moss]

I did all these steps after bot get my email it says your account is banned due to policy violation and then it ends chat

[tribal grove]

[sharp moss]

frontman_65

[old thistle]

Clear your browser cookies and try again

[gilded lava]

Wrap it up

They ain't closing your acc for abuse if you didn't do anything

[sharp moss]

I may have bullied one person xD but they said in email if you won’t do that again we will open your account

[latent matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/vorzek-vorzneck-oglg-og-lol-gang-gif-24901093

[brisk canyon]

Can we really I thought even in just chatting we can’t stream something else other than chess

[latent matrix]

I was streaming trading there 💀

[brisk canyon]

Dawn dude I’m gonna stream my homework there

Just joking hell nah

Gonna play some geometry dash

[latent matrix]

You are welcome ahahhhahahhah

[brisk canyon]

Tonight If I have some time

[long crown]

Is it gay to give myself the gawk gawk 3000

[fading dawn]

Hello

[fading dawn]

Wear socks then do what you wish

[crimson raptor]

so who is marrying the dog

[valid ermine]

the dogess?

[latent matrix]

Bro..

[sage zinc]

yeey

[karmic salmon]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=KSjy5WwlaY8&si=2rmb4s1q7k5IrHrP

[unreal path]

yee but i am high and live that gansta life

https://tenor.com/view/pop-art-cats-pac-thug-life-thug-life-glasses-thug-life-nft-gif-25309940

[unreal path]

that is picky

[sharp moss]

I did and still the ai bot won’t let me talk to human. I hate AI

[cinder trout]

bro is him

[dawn trout]

Hello

[unreal path]

idk where that biritch kid is that ways i got guns

this mf

[latent matrix]

1 mil/year is only 2.7k/day 😼

Time to grind for 7 figs

[reef zodiac]

Anybody play blox fruits

[unreal path]

no

[peak fog]

CraZy 65%-100%

It might even be doable

YOO 52-100 IM COOKING

[latent matrix]

What?

[peak fog]

GD

[fading dawn]

Guys how do I get better at checkers

[latent matrix]

Oh nice

[fading dawn]

And I actually mean it this time

[unreal path]

uhhhhh play?

idfk never played chekers

[latent matrix]

Play everyday against chinese grandpas

[unreal path]

true

[fading dawn]

I have a better attempt at getting an anserr by asking a rock💔

I appreciate the feedback

[peak fog]

This is a chess server

We are not intelligent enough to know checkers

[fading dawn]

Good point Imms stick to chess it’s more simple

[latent matrix]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

But practice is best way to learn smth

[brisk canyon]

True

[peak fog]

Guys i got 0-49% and 52-100% i just have to put it all together

[unreal path]

@grim edge how on the actual f do i tell a girl she is hot and dosnt belive it 💀

[brisk canyon]

btw can you guys send images ?

[unreal path]

ye

[peak fog]

I couldnt when i wanted to

[unreal path]

i dont think i can

[grim edge]

tell her once and never speak of it again

[brisk canyon]

yea it says CC got restricted by discord and stuff

[peak fog]

Yeah lol

[unreal path]

interesting

[brisk canyon]

it's the end of meme guys

[peak fog]

And the just joined people

[latent matrix]

Lol really cant send images

[unreal path]

i am stuck an image wants to be send but it dosnt 😭

[brisk canyon]

yea feels weird ngl I have too much meme to show bro

[unreal path]

cc violated some rules

or smt like that

wode send the msg i get but cant 😭

[brisk canyon]

why do we have to pay the consequences alongside him

[unreal path]

idk

[brisk canyon]

yea whatever

[unreal path]

i think dahlia is typing a whole book 💀

[brisk canyon]

we just casually lost some freedom that all

[brisk canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[unreal path]

casual monday

[grim edge]

idk, personally, i think that compliment is a bit too much if im just starting to get to know someone or if we're dating. have you tried telling her "i like how your mind works?", "your humor is always at its peak", "i like me better when im with you", "you make me wanna do more things in life", "you're my ball of sunshine", "you have the kindest heart" or sum like these?

[brisk canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-locked-in-lock-tf-in-cat-cat-meme-gif-13335816645637017379

[peak fog]

Idk what rule could cc break when the server full of all types of EVERYTHING is still working just fine

[unreal path]

no cuz we got 0 of em in my langauge that dont sound weird

[peak fog]

Ahh its 10 pm already

[brisk canyon]

we should sleep

[unreal path]

i was awak till 2am TODAY

[brisk canyon]

casual monday

[peak fog]

The geometry dash grind never stops

[unreal path]

only reason why bc was talking to some one

💀💀💀

[latent matrix]

11 pm just finished coffee

[brisk canyon]

fr bro I am trying a insane demon rn losing some sanity in the process

[unreal path]

i dont drink coffe cuz dont wana fall asleep

[peak fog]

Ohh whats your hardest beaten level

[brisk canyon]

I can't send a screenshot UNFORTUNATELY but wait I'll look for it

[peak fog]

[brisk canyon]

it's a lvl called Rayovac

[peak fog]

Ill check it out

[peak fog]

Extreme demon

[brisk canyon]

at first it was a hard insane demon but for some reason they buffed it to extreme after I beat it so Idk to be honest

[peak fog]

Oh lucky

Rayovac 1% i think im satisfied

[tulip jasper]

gd mentioned 🔥

[brisk canyon]

just a memory base level , trust me I never played a memory level again after that

[brisk canyon]

yes SIR

[peak fog]

Im grinding CraZy as my first (non-platformer) hard demon so yeah youre alot better than me

[brisk canyon]

I was playing since middle school bro and now I am in college I spend half of my lifetime on that cube game

[peak fog]

Oh THAT CHECKS OUT

I only have 110 hours in it

[brisk canyon]

you can do it buddy

gd taught hard work

anyways good night gang

[latent matrix]

gn

[peak fog]

Good night

[gilded lava]

@peak fog ever played 4N sicillian

[peak fog]

Nah

[crystal ibex]

YEES LIGHT

[tacit stone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1133159658257920120/1335309417918365726/attachment.gif

[grim edge]

sir, this is not loading. it's weird ngl

[dusk siren]

Please explain the lakers getting bounced in the first round in chess terms

[latent matrix]

1 LeBron vs 10 Gorillas

I fumbled 1k(

[unreal path]

i am lost 😭

[vivid ledge]

this must be the reason we can't post images before

[latent matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-disagree-never-cat-no-no-shake-head-gif-2048605977880301557

[blissful pecan]

Sup

[vestal hazel]

Yur

I beat defthlow js now

[sand thistle]

Anyone watching warriors-rockets in 2 hours

[vestal hazel]

I drew against magnus bot

What lvl to send images

[latent matrix]

Only 2000+ elo can send images

[surreal current]

but I can’t😢 me 2000+?