💬〡general-off-topic

[viscid jacinth]

ok so if the dice lands on 1 i play rock

if on 2 i play paper

And if on 3 i play scissors

and if on 4 i play rock

etc

that way I will never have a definite pattern

[radiant frost]

No need I will automate that with script lol (but I assume it's not allowed) (I won't don't worry)

[viscid jacinth]

Ok 6 came

draw

[peak plank]

I can just clone the ai

And then make the ai play itself but with reversed

[viscid jacinth]

Its actually working

8-4

wait ok its 12-14 now

[radiant frost]

Yeah randomness will win if you let it run for long

[viscid jacinth]

20-24

ai is winning somehow

[radiant frost]

Oh

[viscid jacinth]

27-27

its 46-46 rn

[modern sparrow]

js pick rock for 144 games

[viscid jacinth]

does that means ai can guess a 3 sided dice correctly almost 50% of time

[viscid jacinth]

Fr hehe

[radiant frost]

Randomness doesn't win, it's more drawish, I tried with a script

[crystal mauve]

I'm a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected - which I never do when Democrats are involved.

• Former Pennsylvania County Commissioner forgot to log out of his main account

[radiant frost]

They both go random so it's 50-50

result of truly random game

they are both evenly matched

[open sail]

Hows lifeee

[zenith ore]

okk

[buoyant gorge]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

[radiant frost]

in what religion/culture is it new year now

[minor owl]

I just passed out and woke up on the floor

Feels so weird to pass out

[buoyant gorge]

here

[buoyant gorge]

what’s it like being unconscious

[wise mortar]

Dude what? @cursive pawn Is this narcolepsy?

[radiant frost]

Are you from Mars?

[buoyant gorge]

eat raw chicken

[dire berry]

https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/5546129

[dark horizon]

Luka modric is the best midfielder

[fleet ember]

sup

[trim loom]

Would be a wonderful thing for america ig

[cold valve]

play trimps

[austere garden]

i mean really its an oligarchy because only a handful of ppl ever stand a chance of ever getting elected and all of them have known each other and been in each others closed groups for forever.

[crystal mauve]

||workers of the world unite, the proletariat have nothing to lose but their chains||

[grim edge]

I am making a tomato selling business, I need 2 dollar emojis and 2 banana emojis and 2 bread loaf emojis and 2 jar emojis can u give

pls i would appreciate the help

[minor owl]

Uk the feeling when u get up too fast

And get nauseous it's that but intensified and then u feel sleepy and fall sleep and wake up on the floor

One by one ur senses come back

First touch then hearing then eyesight

It's super trippy at first ur like why am I on the floor I slept so is this a dream and then u realize u passed out

[minor owl]

😊

[buoyant gorge]

real

[buoyant gorge]

what about the actual being unconscious part

[civic adder]

This football match is making me depressed

[weary dagger]

A lot of cats are territorial but they don't mind humans walking around in their turf

[wise mortar]

Firts time or happens often

[weary dagger]

I see a lot of dog furries, but why aren't there like giraffe furries or silverback gorilla furries?

@charred prism

[radiant frost]

are you a cat person

[weary dagger]

I don't have any cats

[unreal path]

idk

prob cuz easier to get a dog furry costume then to get a giraffe or smt else

[flint thunder]

Finally got 3 consecutive brilliants

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/136473408022?tab=review&move=26

[undone shadow]

JoshS_Chess (1288) vs. MAKKAKASS (1306)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 c6 3. d4 exd4 4. Qxd4 Nf6 5. Bg5 Be7 6. O-O-O b5 7. e5 Nh5 8. Bxe7 Qxe7 9. Be2 Qg5+ 10. Kb1 O-O 11. h4 Qf5 12. Bxh5 Qxh5 13. g4 Qg6 14. h5 Qg5 15. Ne4 Qh6 16. g5 Qe6 17. Nf6+ Kh8 18. g6 h6 19. Nf3 d5 20. Ng5 gxf6 21. Nxe6 fxe6 22. exf6 Nd7 23. g7+ Kg8 24. gxf8=Q+ Kxf8 25. Qf4 e5 26. Qxh6+ Kf7 27. Qg7+ Ke6 28. f7 Nf6 29. f8=Q Ba6 30. Qxa8 c5 31. Qc8+ Nd7 32. Qxa6+ Kf5 33. Qxd7+ Kf4 34. Qf6+ Ke4 35. Qh7# 

[unreal path]

in a row? 1 game? or 3 in 3 games?

[flint thunder]

3 consecutive brilliant moves in one game

[unreal path]

damn

[unreal path]

congrats man

[flint thunder]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/136473408022 This is the one

[undone shadow]

JoshS_Chess (1288) vs. MAKKAKASS (1306)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 c6 3. d4 exd4 4. Qxd4 Nf6 5. Bg5 Be7 6. O-O-O b5 7. e5 Nh5 8. Bxe7 Qxe7 9. Be2 Qg5+ 10. Kb1 O-O 11. h4 Qf5 12. Bxh5 Qxh5 13. g4 Qg6 14. h5 Qg5 15. Ne4 Qh6 16. g5 Qe6 17. Nf6+ Kh8 18. g6 h6 19. Nf3 d5 20. Ng5 gxf6 21. Nxe6 fxe6 22. exf6 Nd7 23. g7+ Kg8 24. gxf8=Q+ Kxf8 25. Qf4 e5 26. Qxh6+ Kf7 27. Qg7+ Ke6 28. f7 Nf6 29. f8=Q Ba6 30. Qxa8 c5 31. Qc8+ Nd7 32. Qxa6+ Kf5 33. Qxd7+ Kf4 34. Qf6+ Ke4 35. Qh7# 

[flint thunder]

Thank you

[unreal path]

no problem i managed to get 3 brilliants in 5 games 🙂

[flint thunder]

thats impressive

[unreal path]

ikr

(i was playing bullet so not rl)

[flint thunder]

i believe it doesnt matter

whether u r playin bullet rapid or blitz brilliant is brilliant

[unreal path]

nah

bullet is easier to get bc you play faster and opponents messup easier so you can get brilliant

more time harder to get a brilliant bc more time not to mess up for making it work if yk what i mean

[flint thunder]

hmm

[unreal path]

yeee

[primal fern]

@fleet ember @dire berry @dark horizon welcome to the server guys

feel free to connect your account for trusted role here

[crystal mauve]

socrates, aristotle and plato

[dark horizon]

yes.

Fr

[primal fern]

you can type /connect in here

to get trusted role and unlock the server

[dark horizon]

Ok

[minor owl]

Feels like nothing sleep

[minor owl]

Rare

[onyx ivy]

I just stay connected forever

[austere garden]

Skibidi toilet forever

[primal fern]

neurolink forever

https://tenor.com/view/sports-fans-dancing-sports-fans-yeah-fans-gif-16054148

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/one-pound-come-lady-comeonlady-gif-20960156

[lusty flower]

@fresh wind Really sorry to ping you here, if possible I have a question I need to ask you in DMs

[ripe glade]

@minor cloud 1 for Neptune & 3 for Uranus

https://tenor.com/view/laurelandhardy-stanlaurel-oliverhardy-escape-jail-gif-16708911922890253069

[trim loom]

wtf

[zealous glen]

gang signs

[charred prism]

Well, I wonder the same, personally is because dogs are cute, so in an attempt to have a fur persona they go for the dogs or cats

Even foxes

[weary dagger]

What about cats?

[weary dagger]

You'll get us all killed 😭

[charred prism]

Yeah, same for cats btw my pfp is a cat :p

[viscid nymph]

how do i cheat on my wife of 8 years

[buoyant gorge]

stockfish

she’ll never see it coming

[unreal path]

got better one

[zealous glen]

No you dont

[unreal path]

yeee

this sht better

[sly forge]

I swear i need help im in such a bad convo 😭

[unreal path]

leme help

[sly forge]

Is about religion

[unreal path]

then i am no help 😭

[sly forge]

I swear im so confused too 😭

Shes mt friend tho

[unreal path]

i am atheist so i dont think i can help much

[unreal path]

welll uhhh idk

[sly forge]

Im not getting beat in a debate or anything

Its js a very weird conversation and questions to me about religion

[unreal path]

if ur uncomforatble say that you are and ask if we can switch the convo

or try to switch it with out asking

[sly forge]

No not that its js kind of stupid questions 😭

[unreal path]

😭

[sly forge]

Like yk when somebodh tried believing in God to save them n prayed to him

N its clear in the convo that i am a Christian
They say no he did not help me

[primal fern]

just dm him don't ping him

[sly forge]

I say why and how did you pray or what n etc etc n i ask just to be sure its Christ youre talking about right

N they respond no its js God not a specific one like what 😭

“Why should i pray to a specific God and who” I AM A CHRISTIAN 😭

It gives i am a surgeon vibe

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-a-surgeon-shaun-murphy-the-good-doctor-gif-16641093576353373368

[unreal path]

she prob drunk or brain power of a todler 😭

[sly forge]

N she asked me for advice too n how to pray like not to one God because she doesnt know if Christ is “THE GOD” WHO DO YOU THINK IMA TELL YOU TO PRAY TK 😭 IM A CHRISTIAN 😭

[unreal path]

........... that is like iq 80 moment not gona lie 😭😭😭

[sly forge]

I am a surgeon

[unreal path]

yee

[latent matrix]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5eBLHAsYdQMewO5Weui1zC?si=3f45f112e9a54b30

[unreal path]

i am officaly 6'2 🙂

lez go

[latent matrix]

How much in cm

[unreal path]

188 🙂

might be 190

[latent matrix]

W lil bro is even taller than me

[unreal path]

but i am heavy&slow 😭

so yk

[brisk canyon]

Crazy

[unreal path]

i am like 6inch above avr high in my country

[lusty flower]

he has dms off ...?

[grim edge]

Assist of the the millenium

[minor owl]

balls

[unreal path]

was good Crusher21?

[fierce musk]

i mean multiple relgions just call god "god" in a specfic langauge for example allah translates to god in arabic

[tulip jasper]

<@&745328830649991179> nuke em

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-rat-dance-dance-real-madrid-joyful-gif-8607786236587778269

[buoyant gorge]

omg what happened i need to know

was he racist

[tulip jasper]

some guy advertising

[buoyant gorge]

BORING!

[tulip jasper]

yeah unfortunately nothing crazy

[buoyant gorge]

when will we get another racist

[tulip jasper]

i mean we can get another one rn if u turn into one

[buoyant gorge]

i’m extremely woke. i’m with the times, man. i see things that others don’t. i am so aware of all the injustice going on everyday

i have so many gay friends

[tulip jasper]

I have 1

[hazy plover]

😭 Why is the first thing I see

[minor owl]

👽

[hazy plover]

<@&745328830649991179> Dm me once y'all see this, there's a kid blantaly cheating, but not on chess.com Can't do much

[strange skiff]

wym not on chesscom?

on lichess?

[hazy plover]

We played on lichess

I can bait him to give me his chess.com username maybe

But probably not, scared him away by asking to explain the moves

https://lichess.org/u3Tz7VpA I played white, he played black

[undone shadow]

Anonymous vs. Anonymous

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. Ng5 d5 5. exd5 Na5 6. Bb5+ c6 7. dxc6 bxc6 8. Be2 h6 9. Nh3 Bc5 10. d3 Nb7 11. Be3 Bxe3 12. fxe3 Nd5 13. e4 Ne3 14. Qd2 Nxg2+ 15. Kd1 Bxh3 16. Bf1 Bg4+ 17. Kc1 Nf4 18. Rg1 h5 19. Qe3 Qb6 20. Qxb6 axb6 21. Nc3 Nd8 22. b4 Nde6 23. Rg3 Nd4 24. h3 Bd7 25. Kb2 O-O 26. h4 b5 27. Re1 

[strange skiff]

if u can, pls do it

[hazy plover]

Look at move time and the moves And can't explain a single move to me

[strange skiff]

if not, we cant do anything on lichess dude lol

[hazy plover]

mrrixze is his username

[strange skiff]

report him there 😭

cc?

[hazy plover]

Can't, he's anonymous lol

[strange skiff]

on chesscom?

[hazy plover]

I'm asking someone else to try and bait him

[hazy plover]

No no discord

[strange skiff]

oh lol. well, if u get it dm me and we’ll check it out

🙂

[hazy plover]

Alright, thank you so much

[strange skiff]

np good luck lol

[buoyant gorge]

this is my new phone background

[nocturne elk]

Holy cow it’s almost noon 21 Mar for me

[buoyant gorge]

do you wanna hear me play piano

[nocturne elk]

How

[buoyant gorge]

vc

[nocturne elk]

Cant lol im bout to go

[sly forge]

She speaks English

[buoyant gorge]

do you drink lots of water after eating seafood so the fish can swim around inside you

[fallow abyss]

hello

[grim edge]

Yo

[spring needle]

yo

whats up

[umbral sundial]

hey

[buoyant gorge]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[pulsar lintel]

hi

[minor owl]

Balls

[brisk canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[buoyant herald]

I can’t tell if I’m hungry or not

[cursive pawn]

Eat and see if it was worth it or not

[rough valve]

[brisk canyon]

At my peak rn guys

[plush drum]

Is it just me who feeels very sleepy when getting good sleep

man the bad sleeping habits caught up fr

[analog aspen]

Actually it's universal lmao

I just wanna take a nap immediately after nine hours of sleep

[plush drum]

like ong ive been sleeping at 3 am for years and now i said enough time to fix sleep just to be mad tired everyday after good sleep for a week now

😭

[plush drum]

sleeps after school wakes up in the backrooms

[analog aspen]

I once missed my morning classes due to this 😔

[plush drum]

welp happens, i be waking up like i got a heart attack when that happens lol

[civic sigil]

toes who nose

[worldly edge]

fingerino knighto, il cavaliere mangia tutto quello che vuole. i suoi piedi sono fatti di dita, cammina sulle dita e mangia sulle dita. Alcuni di loro hanno detto che è stato creato dalla CIA, altri dicono che è solo marciume cerebrale, ma non lo sapremo mai.

[nocturne elk]

🫃🏼

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-well-fine-ok-whoops-oops-gif-20212592

[unreal path]

no

[crystal mauve]

are most Americans from Germany?

[latent matrix]

Easy 12 bands?

[grim edge]

imagine if jesus actually does return in 2025

[quartz thistle]

SUP EVERYONE

[quartz thistle]

Weird talk tho i'm a Jehovah's witness so do u wanna know more

[grim edge]

anything but a family guy reference

😭💀

[quartz thistle]

huh wadda u mean

[grim edge]

Hey ayanokojii😂

[stone leaf]

Hey everyone

[unreal path]

i love this kind of BAGGY cargo pants ._.

this sht never saw BAGGY in life 😭😭😭😭

nice baggy jeans 😭

[primal fern]

@quartz thistle @grim edge @stone leaf welcome to the server guys

connect your account for trusted role here

[undone shadow]

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[brisk canyon]

So bad

[tacit knot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1085665849173610546.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=eat_popcon

[tulip jasper]

good luck this level is very fun

[brisk canyon]

thanks but honestly It's irriting to play due to those sick timing

[tulip jasper]

yeah timing levels arent for everybody

[brisk canyon]

Btw do you use globe ?

[tulip jasper]

i specifically didnt like the predrop tho it got better as the level went on

no

[brisk canyon]

Unfortunate

[brisk canyon]

yea so true

[grim edge]

yo

[upbeat viper]

Cute

[grizzled folio]

i love cas

[grim edge]

this game is way to good

[unkempt verge]

shorts aint shorting

[stray acorn]

how can i talk to one of the mods?

[earnest goblet]

Message them

[nova creek]

What is the name of the game

[peak fog]

Duolingo tweaking

[merry shale]

Hi guys, just joined the server

[limpid hamlet]

welcome

[unique herald]

You're not listening! This isn't about me! This is about the thousands of people TITLE CARD murdered, and the countless other lives TITLE CARD destroyed! Why is TITLE CARD above the law?! Why does TITLE CARD never pay for his crimes? Where is TITLE CARD when people are trying to put their world back together?! What do I want? I want the truth! I want justice! I want TITLE CARD!

[peak igloo]

There was a baby bird Infront of my room, we're currently treating it
I put povidone-iodine (Betadine) on its wound to prevent infection

[supple basin]

yoooo my ladiesss

[wise mortar]

Dude you are so kind

[unkempt stream]

hey 🥺

[pale viper]

Ich spiele sehr gut schach

[analog aspen]

There's always that one person

[wise mortar]

Not fit in the society

[buoyant gorge]

please keep us updated

[brisk canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[wise mortar]

<@&745328830649991179>

[formal blaze]

wanna jump in a tournament?

https://www.chess.com/play/arena/4109001

[fervent comet]

snitch

[wise mortar]

L perry, you are diddy

[fervent comet]

no

[wise mortar]

I see what you are now perry

[fervent comet]

what did the guy do

that u snitched on

[fervent comet]

nooo

@wise mortar tell

[analog aspen]

Bro told her to eat this bird @fervent comet

That's the context

[fervent comet]

diabolicalites

[brisk canyon]

Is it too late to?

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/sassy-lady-naah-head-shake-gif-12646368

[fervent comet]

ok stinky

[fervent comet]

still u are snitch u could have let someone else snitch

smh

[wise mortar]

A sigma wouldn’t wait for someone to uphold justice

https://tenor.com/view/slaysol-sad-depressed-wolf-gif-26432334

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-gif-15794885432681282565

[fervent comet]

acha

[wise mortar]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[fervent comet]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[fervent comet]

blud

deleted

[wise mortar]

Ok 1203

[fervent comet]

ok

https://tenor.com/view/exterminador-do-futuro-gif-20118743

[fervent comet]

blud u are not even playing

cause u are scared u will lose elo

blud cant take risks

@wise mortar geotastic?

or nah

[wise mortar]

Later

[fervent comet]

ok

[tacit stag]

That’s a room for singing.

[buoyant gorge]

h

thats the internet archive

ever used the wayback machine?

[tacit stag]

Dunno what that is.

[main flower]

Wanna see smth cool? Check my bio.

[buoyant gorge]

Wanna see smth cool? Check my bio.

[surreal shard]

how do you type

[buoyant gorge]

how do you type

[ripe yew]

Mass is only highly-condensed energy

[grim edge]

@nova creek Bleach Rebirth of Souls

[pale viper]

Gregot ist sehr gross und klug

er ist schon

[sour oar]

No Deutsch please

[pale viper]

Rechnung

[tacit stag]

💅 slay tech princess

[dim hawk]

Why I can't upload an image? in other servers I could

[wise mortar]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@dim hawk With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[torn sierra]

yo who wants to play chess and hop on discord

[harsh thunder]

uh

[latent matrix]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3Xbu5aXLapPvbsKztc3PMf?si=d4e4298fdf854cc5

[lapis brook]

SUREEEE

Oh wait

[pine bison]

Wtf

[wise mortar]

Dude

[lapis brook]

@old thistle ur old friend

💔

[pine bison]

[old thistle]

Hi

[tacit stag]

Pinocchio looks weird.

[pine bison]

Im making banana smoothy, yall want some

[lapis brook]

yeah

[pine bison]

I got u homie

[old thistle]

I drank one banana smoothie earlier. With some vanilla

[lapis brook]

[pine bison]

Got the coconut milk as well

[pine bison]

Yummy yummy

[lapis brook]

yum

[pine bison]

@old thistle no longer mod?

Or am i confusing u with someone else

[lapis brook]

he quit

[pine bison]

Ah i see

[old thistle]

I have been inactive for some time and lost some motivation so I stopped for the time being. Maybe that will change in the future again

[lapis brook]

this feels like good old times again

[pine bison]

That's cool

U didnt quit chess tho right

[old thistle]

I could never quit chess

[pine bison]

I feel that, me neither :)

[lapis brook]

@wise mortar @radiant frost Pun pun is in anitta's server

[wise mortar]

Let me in!!!

[lapis brook]

dm

[radiant frost]

i have a beef with pun pun

[lapis brook]

🐮 🥩

[peak igloo]

Sad news...
I found the bird not moving anymore, I tried to check for pulse and gave CPR, I didn't stop giving it CPR for like half an hour but it's just not moving anymore
I tried desperate measures, using the salt of my tears to make its body react by rubbing it even if it doesn't make sense, trying to activate its adrenaline to make its body fight further and other stuff
In the end, it's just not moving anymore

I now put it on a plastic jar with ice and froze it inside my refrigerator's freezer in hopes that future technology would one day revive the baby bird. I leave it to our future descendants to revive him/her
💔

[radiant frost]

also btw pun pun and i already have two mutual servers

pun pun is in 2 among us discord servers

[brisk canyon]

Wao good luck

[civic adder]

Warum

?eng

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[crystal mauve]

Majority of Americans are from Deutschland btw

[wise mortar]

You tried, its ok

[crystal mauve]

Hey, do u eat meat or are you vegan/vegetarian?

[wise mortar]

Just ignore this weirdo

[crystal mauve]

well if u save animals but eat flesh, that's hypocritical but some people think that's fine

[stiff quiver]

and why does that matter??

[wise mortar]

Dont feed attention lol

[brisk canyon]

In what domain ?

[crystal mauve]

cuz morally speaking, one shouldn't support the slaughter of animals
10 million terrestrial animals are killed every hour

[crystal mauve]

all?

[brisk canyon]

Well can't have a proper answer then

[radiant frost]

Actually we have 4 mutual servers wow

Also what is she doing in mid journey discord server

[wise mortar]

She was crazy

I wonder if she got cured by now

[radiant frost]

She can also be found in Gotham chess server

But unfortunately I got banned there

[brisk canyon]

How

[wise mortar]

For good reason 😭

[radiant frost]

No good reason man

[wise mortar]

I mean for the good of this server she got banned

Dude was a menace

[radiant frost]

Why did you change your pfp

The previous one was so good

What is this now? A tennis court?

[wise mortar]

Stop asking and play chess

[grim edge]

hi

[wise mortar]

Or should i take out your screenshot

[radiant frost]

Dude I stopped playing chesd

No those are dark times

[brisk canyon]

Welcome

[grim edge]

Hi

[radiant frost]

I have changed for good

Pun pun made me freeky

[wise mortar]

Lmao

[radiant frost]

Also that girl actually sent me her photo to prove she's a girl

[tacit stag]

That’s weird bro.

[radiant frost]

Bro she sent me what can I do

She also deleted it

[peak plank]

Probably using midjourney

If i were to guess

[tacit stag]

Idk some dude kept sending me selfies and calling me the R slur one day.

[wise mortar]

Stupendous logic

[tacit stag]

Internet is weird.

[brisk canyon]

Imagine It was AI generated

[wise mortar]

[tacit stag]

AI woulda made him hotter.

[brisk canyon]

Math is killing me rn

[clear jewel]

🙂

[real solstice]

Why can't I send pics

[old thistle]

Connect your Discord and chess.com account via the /connect command

[hazy plover]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@real solstice With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[subtle sedge]

Is this Calculus 3 or something else?

[unreal path]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-fire-flame-chill-relaxed-gif-5325635

[brisk canyon]

No it's just an advanced calculus cuz it's only involves single-variable integrals and sequences But in calculus III there are stuff like multiple integrals, and concepts tied to higher-dimensional spaces

I hate math men..

But I can't get my degree without it

https://tenor.com/view/traewockhardt-sad-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-16591014784735052511

[upbeat viper]

that doesn't look horrible

[brisk canyon]

Yea I know there worse but still

[wanton pine]

.

[upbeat viper]

me without a wooden chessboard :

[wind plank]

LOL

[viscid jacinth]

jeez just put the pieces on the board lil bro

[stuck sparrow]

I can finally be taken seriously because I connected my account

[silent quest]

You are <500, you wont

Its on your profile

[stuck sparrow]

Oh

That sucks

[stuck sparrow]

Wanna play chess

[silent quest]

I do but i got stuff to do

[stuck sparrow]

Ok

[unreal path]

they are overated

[upbeat viper]

no

[unreal path]

they are trust

[fair iris]

I’m in lasvegas 🔥🗿

[buoyant gorge]

💅 slay tech princess

[blazing umbra]

https://spotify.link/9C0icpF4WRb

[latent matrix]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4zK082ykqJzJGzC64NXjp1?si=180c0865c2d24e7b

[buoyant gorge]

GUYS!

pp

[digital moon]

Mmm.. i can steal this for my pfp

[peak fog]

My friend is tweaking bro

[latent matrix]

Lmfao sure

[digital moon]

Thanks

[unreal path]

😭😭😭😭

[latent matrix]

Dude is underage or terrorist kinda

[peak fog]

What 💀 neither

[unreal path]

i founded some drip

[latent matrix]

I have one

Good with AF1

https://tenor.com/view/playboi-carti-carti-prince3236-jordan-carter-2024-gif-15091623799279344016

[peak fog]

I hate Duolingo bro why am i even doing this

[unreal path]

thos aint mine cuz i want baggy cargo not a bit bigger cargo but baggy or parashute cargo

[unreal path]

language?

[peak fog]

Japanese

[unreal path]

rip

[peak fog]

I dont know shit dw

[paper dragon]

E

[latent matrix]

ok

[unreal path]

then why u eve try if you dont know sht?

[peak fog]

I just love everything about Japan

[unreal path]

a

[peak fog]

b

[unreal path]

dose some one know

why tf dose any baggy pants

look a bit more "free"

then normal ones

they are supost to be baggy not a bit larger

[buoyant gorge]

AAAHAHAAHSHRJJFHSBDKFFJ

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> bomboni (bbombini)

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Rapid: 1528 (1613 peak)

[latent matrix]

smol tilt

[sleek oriole]

who is up for a classical game?

oh this is off topic

[brisk canyon]

We’re together bro same problem here

I’m learning French

[peak fog]

Cool

Should i jus uninstall it?

Idek

[brisk canyon]

Nah honestly you should continue at this point

[brisk canyon]

You’ve come so far just to give up It’s not a good idea

[peak fog]

Youre right i guess

[brisk canyon]

Gambare ! If you learn Japanese you should know

[peak fog]

Arigato gozaimasu

[buoyant gorge]

what is hand and brain

that looks awfully similar to old american depictions of chinese immigrants

[grim edge]

so.....would I survive?

@peak fog yo hi, I m actually afraid of the big jew guy can you be with me

he scares me

[serene gale]

what does no re mean i. 4pc ?/ All the 2000s say it

[modern sparrow]

no re in general means no rematch iirc

[pulsar delta]

Gg no re means good game no rematch very common gamer slang

[grim edge]

cching chong haji

[hazy plover]

The song goes crazy 🔥

[primal fern]

<@&745328830649991179> he's still posting lichess links in the server even though he knows it's not allowed.

[trim spruce]

how do i get rid of my mention roles

[primal fern]

#1039943660839641139

[trim spruce]

can i just ping a mod

[primal fern]

the mods will see the post don't ping them for something like this 🙂

[buoyant gorge]

NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[trim spruce]

thanks

[buoyant gorge]

np

[peak igloo]

Hello..

[buoyant gorge]

I’m sorry, who are you??

[mystic lodge]

hi should i attack or defend

[pastel loom]

Both 😄

[muted jacinth]

Attack is the best defence🗣️

[strange skiff]

So

Oh wait wrong channel

[primal fern]

@mystic lodge welcome to the server

connect your account for trusted role here 🙂

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[buoyant gorge]

@raw mirage

[vivid sphinx]

hm

[tacit stag]

How is my favorite split personality tech princess?

[buoyant gorge]

trying to remember which personality to use here

[tacit stag]

They’re all lovely, don’t hold back.

[buoyant gorge]

OH I REMEMBER

[buoyant gorge]

don’t wanna get banned

[tacit stag]

I’m gonna call it caution, not cowardice.

[tacit stag]

Imagine one of those faces in the corner going “Hey Pal. You like falafel?”

[buoyant gorge]

I LOVE FALAFEL!!!

[tacit stag]

It’s good.

[buoyant gorge]

look

[tacit stag]

What’s the pretty green building hidden behind the trees?

[tacit stag]

Yeah, that’s a pretty building.

San Francisco?

[buoyant gorge]

you’d like this one

[buoyant gorge]

how’d you know

[tacit stag]

Fair point.

[tacit stag]

Because the burds?

[buoyant gorge]

???

[tacit stag]

Birb. Go CcccAAaawwww

[buoyant gorge]

i have no idea what you’re talking about. wtf is caawww

[tacit stag]

It’s what birds do.

[buoyant gorge]

?????

[tacit stag]

https://tenor.com/view/eagle-scream-bleh-milo-murphy's-law-shriek-gif-14794543616195279954

[buoyant gorge]

look

[buoyant gorge]

that’s a cute animation style

[tacit stag]

It is. Sorry, I was busy having two phones.

[buoyant gorge]

are you at an office desk stacked to the brim with papers your shoulders pinning a phone to each ear while frantically signing a check

[tacit stag]

While smoking a cigarette and sipping an old fashioned and running an old fashioned calculator.

[buoyant gorge]

do you have any nice buildings

[tacit stag]

I own 14.

[buoyant gorge]

awesome

[tacit stag]

Right?

[buoyant gorge]

are you a landlord

[tacit stag]

Absolutely not.

These are my buildings so I can put on my ninja turtle costume and ride my skateboard in them.

[buoyant gorge]

that’s extremely selfish. there are thousands of techies being forced to work from idaho and oklahoma

[tacit stag]

It’s okay, I’m sure their VR girlfriends don’t mind they are in Oklahoma

[buoyant gorge]

you weren’t supposed to know about that

[rotund basin]

wait they have gf

[tacit stag]

Supposed to. Supposed to.

[grim edge]

hi

[buoyant gorge]

hello?

who is this?

do i know you?

[grim edge]

no

[minor owl]

wdup gng

[fervent comet]

ok

el cheesy

[minor owl]

hi pookums

[fervent comet]

what?

[grim edge]

nvm

[tacit stag]

Oh I gotta read some Henri Bergson.

[minor owl]

no need to hide us anymore

[fervent comet]

who the smth is that guy

[fervent comet]

what is blud yapping about

[minor owl]

💔

[fervent comet]

blud i aint gay

[tacit stag]

There’s a book I’m starting. Called ‘Time and Free Will’.

[fervent comet]

cool

[tacit stag]

An essay on the immediate data of consciousness.

[minor owl]

no i am not gay ew i js saying

id hit platonically

[grim edge]

lol

[fervent comet]

nuh uh

[minor owl]

purely platonic

[fervent comet]

sure bud

[buoyant gorge]

are you being homophobic rn

[fervent comet]

no

[minor owl]

u tell him king

[tacit stag]

I adore you. Good day.

[minor owl]

like wise good day

[fervent comet]

btw why is ur name big jew

[grim edge]

ok

[fervent comet]

i forgor what ur name was before

but it wasnt big jew thats for sure

[minor owl]

why r u just saying random aah stuff

bro conversing w thin air

[grim edge]

lol

may be u r right

[buoyant gorge]

my name is louis so on jackbox i set my name to big loo like a rapper name and then i changed it to big jew because im jewish and its funny and then i set it as my discord nickname so when someone inevitably calls me jew i can be all offended

[fervent comet]

ok

[fervent comet]

ok got it

[minor owl]

i ma beginning to believe he might be a big jew

[grim edge]

lol hehe

[fervent comet]

me too

[buoyant gorge]

TF YOU JUST CALL ME????

[fervent comet]

ur name

is what we called u

[buoyant gorge]

MY NAME
IS LOUIS

[minor owl]

are u being jew phobic

[fervent comet]

diabolical

[minor owl]

bro think he certain political leader

[fervent comet]

never heard of jew phobic before

[buoyant gorge]

i am jewish

[fervent comet]

💀

[minor owl]

so was he

[buoyant gorge]

i can prove it too

3.14159265358979323846264338

[fervent comet]

thats pi

[buoyant gorge]

be quiet perry

[minor owl]

only big jews know pi

[fervent comet]

real

[minor owl]

thats what he said asw 🤔

its looking bad for u rn

[buoyant gorge]

are you talking about kanye west

[minor owl]

💀

[fervent comet]

u better say some hebrew fast to clear ur name (jk)

[buoyant gorge]

BARECHU ET ADONAI HAMVORACH

[fervent comet]

not all jews know hebrew i think

[fervent comet]

dam u cleared urself

[minor owl]

.

[buoyant gorge]

no

[minor owl]

💔

[buoyant gorge]

you can live the rest of your life on the streets

yet another win for capitalism

[fervent comet]

he is already on the streets

😔

dont bully him

[buoyant gorge]

you’re stinky

[minor owl]

i think it would suffice to say i am greatly depressed 🤣

[fervent comet]

nah thats alte

[minor owl]

only legends will understand

[buoyant gorge]

bro are you 12

[fervent comet]

el cheesy

[minor owl]

i am el cheesy

[fervent comet]

yea

he is el cheesy not 12

[minor owl]

bro nailing it in

[buoyant gorge]

i need to sleep man

i can’t deal with this

[fervent comet]

ok mb

but that was true

[minor owl]

sleep then

imagine dealing with brain rot on chess server when u are sleep deprived

[fervent comet]

true

chess.com is just brain rot with a lil bit of chess talk

[grim edge]

lol

[tacit stag]

Welcome to the internet.

Luckily I have ghosts oOooOOoO

[peak igloo]

Should be the new chess tournament dress code
🎀

[buoyant gorge]

where can i find more of this

[peak igloo]

Pinterest 🎀

[viral epoch]

Hells yeah where can I get this??

[peak igloo]

I don't know
Forgive me sweet stranger

[viral epoch]

[naive briar]

We should not be kind to others. We should not help others

[viral epoch]

Well damn.

[tacit stag]

Chong-Moon Lee Center for Asian Art and Culture is a museum.

[naive briar]

Yes

[buoyant gorge]

thx

[tacit stag]

Sometimes someone else answering helps.

[peak quest]

Look at Kasparov's funny reaction hahaa!!

https://youtube.com/shorts/F1gG3vAsXvE?si=hih9cH8ItcWEg28V

🤣😂😂🤣

[grim edge]

?

[buoyant gorge]

THIS IS SO TRUE

?

[grim edge]

lol

[small timber]

Yo

[fervent comet]

@wise mortar guess who is 1252

imagine being 1250

told u ill be back

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-ok1200-ok-1200-magnus-gif-1093493813991721849

[cursive pawn]

Thors downfall is crazy

[fervent comet]

blud u are 1250 shush up

imagine being 2 elo lower than me

[cursive pawn]

I made coconut chicken curry

[fervent comet]

💀

[cursive pawn]

But added to much red chili it’s soo spicy

[cursive pawn]

What

[fervent comet]

know it is a dish but i will never have it

cause i hate coconut and it with chicken yea i am not eating that

[cursive pawn]

Is it indian?

Nah you just hate india and will sacrifice your life to destroy india

[fervent comet]

yea

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/wowgrape-gif-25173788

[cursive pawn]

you dont really taste the coconut milk it just adds a nice texture balances the acidity and it enhances the spices

Same as adding yogurt to marinate your chicken

[grim edge]

lol

[cursive pawn]

Oh hello there

[grim edge]

hi

[cursive pawn]

[grim edge]

?

[fervent comet]

hmm

[fervent comet]

i see

[grim edge]

?

[buoyant gorge]

?

[grim edge]

lol

[formal blaze]

https://www.chess.com/play/arena/4110361

[wise mortar]

@nocturne elk look at this goon activity

[cursive pawn]

Let me goon

[fervent comet]

i saw that

💀

[nocturne elk]

✅

[fervent comet]

pluh

[safe crystal]

Park smarter, and harder 🤪

[buoyant gorge]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[safe crystal]

big jew

[buoyant gorge]

tf you just call me?

[safe crystal]

Catholic jew

[buoyant gorge]

look at this

[safe crystal]

• a person that knows a lot about money and has a big nose

[buoyant gorge]

oh

[safe crystal]

but goes to mosque or church

[buoyant gorge]

my fault for having jew in my name

[safe crystal]

yes

[cursive pawn]

You’re also a big one

[safe crystal]

1m72

[cursive pawn]

As big as this guy

[safe crystal]

He chill asf

[cursive pawn]

Thats as long as my

Friend

[safe crystal]

Me peacefully driving

[peak fog]

Anime fans who havent watched Solo Leveling yet are missing out hard rn

[safe crystal]

willy

[cursive pawn]

I watched season 1

[buoyant gorge]

have you seen the godfather

[safe crystal]

He's a good friend

[cursive pawn]

Yes willy from stardew valley

[peak fog]

Nope but im gonna check it out

[safe crystal]

willy from wonka

[buoyant gorge]

if you don’t i’ll do something

[cursive pawn]

Wonka from willy

[safe crystal]

Wonka's willy

sweet white chocolate

[buoyant gorge]

she willy on my wonka till i chocolate factory

[safe crystal]

Anyways

I don't wanna get banned

[buoyant gorge]

it’s 50/50 you’re already banned

[safe crystal]

Schrodinger's ban

you don't know until you look

Hehehehaw

[buoyant gorge]

why are the words so long

[safe crystal]

Dutch

[buoyant gorge]

whats the word in blue

[safe crystal]

Laan = street with trees
Dreef = street with trees
Straat = street
Lei = street with tiles

[safe crystal]

Vehicle information

Like

[buoyant gorge]

how is it one word

[safe crystal]

Diesel, electric

[safe crystal]

Dutch

[buoyant gorge]

do you often combine words in dutch

[safe crystal]

Vehicle = voertuig
Data = gegevens

[buoyant gorge]

how do you pronounce oer

[safe crystal]

?

[buoyant gorge]

voertuig

@safe crystal

@safe crystal

[safe crystal]

Oo

Uhm

Put it in Google translate

[buoyant gorge]

you’re no fun

[safe crystal]

Voer

[safe crystal]

ou + r

[buoyant gorge]

ok thx

[safe crystal]

But ou = french ou?

[buoyant gorge]

so like oo?

as in mood?

[safe crystal]

Yes

Actually yes

[buoyant gorge]

im so smart

[safe crystal]

Fr, couldn't come up with a word

Food = foet

But that's not a word

[buoyant gorge]

i’m gonna start saying it

[safe crystal]

feed ≠ feet

[buoyant gorge]

and convince all my american friends that it’s a word in dutch

[safe crystal]

also
fiets = bike
but ie is said like ee

[tacit stag]

Hm.

[safe crystal]

They would be dumb enough to believe it

🇺🇸 🦅 raaaah wth is education

nationalism 🔛🔝

[tacit stag]

Too busy getting scorpion facials and slug butt injections.

[safe crystal]

either slug butt injections

Or ... Plug injections

[tacit stag]

Pugs? Like the dog?

[safe crystal]

WTH IS HEALTHCARE

RAAAAH

[safe crystal]

🎀 if you think that's what it is, yes

[tacit stag]

Hab monies or perish.

[buoyant gorge]

what’s it actually

[tacit stag]

I’m picturing a pug with a facelift now and it’s funny.

[buoyant gorge]

@safe crystal

[tacit stag]

It looks surprised.

[buoyant gorge]

@safe crystal

@safe crystal

[buoyant gorge]

😮

@safe crystal

[safe crystal]

look the word above

[tacit stag]

Oh like a power outlet.

[safe crystal]

yesss 👍

[tacit stag]

Okay but my idea was funnier than robots

[safe crystal]

||No||

Nvm

murica

[buoyant gorge]

-# he meant

[safe crystal]

bubble b plugs

Anyways

[tacit stag]

Imma solve this riddle.

[buoyant gorge]

could you elaborate on this? i’m not sure i fully understand

[tacit stag]

Bubble b rhymes with double d

[buoyant gorge]

@safe crystal

@safe crystal

[tacit stag]

It’s a chest joke.

[buoyant gorge]

@safe crystal

[tacit stag]

Pugs getting plastic surgery is funnier.

[buoyant gorge]

omg

[bright wind]

howard wolowits

[buoyant gorge]

wrong 👎

chat why are my gums so swollen

SHENDNNDJSJDBFNDNRJFFNNSJFNFBDNEJHDBJRJ

[raw mirage]

I started a new acct

Istg this 700 below elos are slow

Slow as hell

Idk Why

I premoved one guy and i js had to wait For him to realize that ive been pre moving thats why its been 3 minutes but my timer says ive only wasted 8 seconds

Then he used it to his advantage and ate my pieces

Like when he was losing

Like Dude How slow can they be if he didnt realize that all of my move were pre moves he wouldve lost

Ive been pre moving like 17 moves

Each game

[fervent comet]

yapping goes crazy

[lapis brook]

Perrie

[digital moon]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@digital moon With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> im_hungry_buy_me_a_kfc

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

[fleet scroll]

Because we’re trying to think about the game and improve

Also, idk why you’re trash talking 700s when you’re only 1300

You should be kind and encouraging for people that are trying to learn the game

[brisk canyon]

I just woke up it’s 1 P.M Dawn This is bad

[fleet scroll]

I had an awful time getting out of bed today

[pseudo karma]

https://open.spotify.com/album/5kMLAKmLdMs4tcINmiuJ0B?si=hoJlxqw7Tgi3BR5M-oI0rw

[safe crystal]

I'm on a date

So I'll reply later

[fleet scroll]

Tell your bf we say hi

[distant holly]

Losing in bullet to time when you're about to mate is

A feeling full of despair

[craggy marten]

do yall wanna hear a fun fact

saddam hussein used to be a substitute teacher

[sand shuttle]

Hồ Gươm go brrrr @analog aspen

[analog aspen]

Sheesh

[peak fog]

@peak plank if you like GD and you are willing to spend some money on a game i recommend getting Adofai on steam. Its my favourite rythm game ever

[sand shuttle]

I saw a cosplayer somewhere bruh i wanna take a photo with her so bad but no courage

[analog aspen]

I'm about to go to a convention down south this July so yay

But yeah go for it

[sand shuttle]

No I lost track of her

[analog aspen]

Damn it.

[sand shuttle]

So rip

problem is I had to take a photo FOR MY MOTHER

that fricking middle-aged b####

i want to take photos with hot women she had her zettai ryoikis wide open

[peak plank]

Yeah ive heard of it, bast actually plays ot

I like gd more
Tho

[brisk canyon]

style OSU or ?

[analog aspen]

WHAT

[sand shuttle]

ZETTAI RYOIKIS

[analog aspen]

[sand shuttle]

ZETTAI RYOIKIS OVER EVERYTHING

love ‘em to death

[analog aspen]

Damn

[peak fog]

I see

[sand shuttle]

I hate opening Insta in public

[peak plank]

Its left right spinny balls

[sand shuttle]

people may see my weird shit

[peak fog]

I would say similar but you play this with only your keyboard (any key)

Rn im learning to be consistent in 3 key gameplay 😭 its so hard

[peak plank]

I saw this once https://youtu.be/z2qrfwvDACk?feature=shared

While i was looking for the gd level “scattered faith”

[peak fog]

😭😭 thats like 8 button gameplay

[peak plank]

Eh snowflake looks cool

[peak fog]

Wanna see the hardest level?

[peak plank]

I really wanna see the gd scattered faith come out

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Do you guys have a demonlist

Equivalent

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I dont really know... Ill look it up

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Archeron is not top 5 anymore

Insane

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I saw the hardest GD level which hasnt been verified yet is this
https://youtu.be/TANJ1JTgQNQ

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No it’s grief

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I dont think so

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Like grief is the only one being actively verified rhats the hardest

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I cant decide which is harder tho

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Doggie had 80%, theres other impossible levels

But those arent even close to being verified so i wont count them

And theres one only possible on 4000 fps

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Here is the hardest adofai level
https://youtu.be/3oo3awRirfQ

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💀

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The amount of spam bro

At least the music is good

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Is it wrong to say i can do the first part

Also whats up with the popularity of snowflake structures

I mean i get it it looks sick

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hoho

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Hi

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I dont think its possible

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Nope you sure can

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Hello!

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Its about stamina

You push the keys in the same pace for long

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what are you guys talking about?

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That guy did it legit, one of the best adofai streamers did it on 0.8x speed

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Adofai

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Oh

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ADOFAI is the extreme form of osu!mania so yeah

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Vitrification?

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Oh i thought you talking about adofai, well vitrification might be possible but its not getting verified at least soon

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its just not possible

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this guy was playing chess with me and he beated me in a game

so this time I had to win

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My younger brother's top 9k in the world in 4K osu!mania using an old 8 year old laptop but he vows to never touch ADOFAI 😭

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its like humanly impossible bro