💬〡general-off-topic

[sly totem]

IM BRITISH

I FOUND OUT IM BRITISH

[cobalt harbor]

how do you say water

[sly totem]

WATER

FREE ME FROM THIS CURSE

GET IT OUT OF ME DOC

[analog aspen]

EAT SPICES

[sly totem]

I DO

[analog aspen]

RAW

[sly totem]

I LITTERALLY DO

I EAT SPICES RAW FROM THE CONTAINER

[analog aspen]

😔

[sly totem]

ITS NOT ENOUGH

[analog aspen]

Then return foreign things in your home like Egyptian souvernirs

[sly totem]

My mom has a bunch of native american stuff to be fair

i dont know how im supposed to return it

[analog aspen]

Nvm then DUMP TEA INTO THE HARBORRRR

[sly totem]

DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE ARIZONAS ARE

actually not really

DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE SNAPPLES ARE

[analog aspen]

Use Lipton smh

tea is tea

[grand wharf]

bro i used to drink snapples all the time

[olive drift]

Am I cooked

9 hours 25 minutes on YouTube today

Is it bad

[ruby nacelle]

what does that make me

omg lol

[tulip thicket]

guys I'm going to attend a chess tournament in 10 min

[ruby nacelle]

gl seaweed

[tulip thicket]

not online

[tulip thicket]

thanks

[ruby nacelle]

you will absolutely bring home the W

[tulip thicket]

I will

I have to go to the FIDE website to see my matches
you guys can see it too
it's Tamil Nadu, Chennai
SETHU BAKSHARA, yes this is FIDE

[undone shadow]

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[radiant frost]

the one in the back with huge backpack

[tulip thicket]

chat

[grim edge]

Hello

Ronaldo or Messi?

[tulip thicket]

I JUST PLAYED THE GREATEST GAME IN ALL OF MY CAREER

I SACRIFICED the rook

[tulip thicket]

1 brilliant move

I wish I can show it to you guys

[grim edge]

Show them

*then

[hard plinth]

u know what else is huge

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-any-haircut-recommendations-low-taper-fade-you-know-what-else-is-massive-gif-3708438262570242561

[cursive pawn]

smh thats not how the meme goes

bro cant even brainrot properly

[grim edge]

whats good?

[cursive pawn]

hey baby how is it goin

[serene gale]

@everyone

[grim edge]

why u calling me that

[grim edge]

on diddy

[supple inlet]

Guys is 50 squats holding 60 pounds good? (Genuine question btw idk what I'm doing)

[burnt pulsar]

My favorite

[cobalt harbor]

dawg do haevier weight

obviously 60 pounds is way to easy for u

you should aim for like 10-12 reps

[supple inlet]

I don't want super like muscly thighs btw

I want them fat femboy thighs

[hard plinth]

i been squatting for years, no muscly thighs

fake problem

go crazy

[cobalt harbor]

dawg

[supple inlet]

I'ma make a bet

[supple inlet]

What?

[cobalt harbor]

what do "fat femboy thighs"look like

[tulip jasper]

id rather have those than muscle ones

[supple inlet]

I think discord doesn't allow thigh pics but uhhh idk just like big squishy thighs

Not muscly but still big

[tulip jasper]

ehh id rather have them medium size but yeah

[supple inlet]

I wanna look like this guy

[cobalt harbor]

take estrogen

[supple inlet]

My dad is homophobe so that'll have to wait til college

[cobalt harbor]

or instead of lifting just like eat a lot of food i guess

cuz lifting will make muscle i think

[supple inlet]

But I want a small tummy too

[cobalt harbor]

uhh do cardio

[tulip jasper]

pretty sure every reasonable dad would not their son to be fem 💔

[supple inlet]

Pretty sure it's just if they're homophobes otherwise they'd be accepting

Being fem doesn't make me worse than anyone else so

[cobalt harbor]

its prolly just not normal for your dad

[tulip jasper]

I think some dads would be kinda hesitant but eventually would accept

[cobalt harbor]

nah if that was me id never accept that shit

[tulip jasper]

my dad would turn into a dark souls boss and trigger the bad ending

[cobalt harbor]

does femboy mean gay or nah

[supple inlet]

Ive still got a 3.9 gpa with 3 AP classes and 17 after school clubs 2 of which I'm going to state for so it's really not like being fem makes me worse than other people

[supple inlet]

I guess not technically but most are

I am

[cobalt harbor]

are you gay?

[cobalt harbor]

do you plan on getting married

[supple inlet]

Yeah

[cobalt harbor]

are you planning on adopting a kid?

[supple inlet]

Yeah I do want a kid so I guess that's what I'd have to do

[cobalt harbor]

or js not be gay

[supple inlet]

That's not how it works

[hard plinth]

☝️ 🤓

[supple inlet]

(I'm bi btw but currently with a guy)

[cobalt harbor]

oh if ur bi

then just marry a woman

ez

[supple inlet]

I'm currently with a man

What if I wanted to get married to him

[cobalt harbor]

or you could be like a sperm donator

and like get ur kid

[supple inlet]

Yeah I guess? I don't totally know if that's what I'd want to do tho

[cobalt harbor]

ok

[supple inlet]

I don't see what's wrong with adopting a kid

[cobalt harbor]

idk it wouldnt feel right to me knowing its not "yours"\

[supple inlet]

Oh well i think it'd feel fine to me

And if I did that sperm donate thing it would be "mine" but not "his"

[cobalt harbor]

true

[grim edge]

@plucky pulsar cool name, but im not friendly

[spark stag]

yo

[twin ocean]

scotch gambit good low elo?

[cursive pawn]

Lighter weights don’t give you femboy thighs lmao stimulus is stimulus and if the muscle is stimulated enough itll grow doing anything for 50 reps is clearly not enough stimulus to do anything lol

[bitter bramble]

your dad wont be chill with it

[pulsar lintel]

hi

[pine girder]

https://youtu.be/hl-jHHeaZeo?si=UscmKiATyAC5laux

random guy reuploaded the video cause ghost riders original got taken down

but how much would 300kph cost for the gokart + mods

i want

this is off topic, go to chess chat

im here about a 300 kph gokart

[winged sage]

💀

[grim edge]

Hello

Why are yall quiet

......

AHM AHM

bye

[peak plank]

1 minute attention span moment

[pine girder]

so anyone have an idea of what parts will be on that gokart, the price or anything similar?

[grim edge]

I had two laptops in onw 🎒 bag. And it fell from my dad. They both got damaged 💔

[oak tide]

do cardio

[oak tide]

replace the display

it must be under warranty still right

[grim edge]

The other one is touch screen

Idk if they can

This is so bad. I have school tomorrow and phones are not allowed. Only laptops tablets and maybe computer.

I use it in class

[waxen sonnet]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6etwirSInfuJrSOlogS6Sh?si=9dde1717240f44ed

[grim edge]

Bye and, Happy Halloween

[strange tulip]

Whats up!!

[inner bolt]

Guys what should I buy for my birthday? (am male)

[inner bolt]

add another option. maybe

[boreal burrow]

yo

[inner bolt]

yo @boreal burrow

[boreal burrow]

i need new song recomendations

anyone got something hard i can play

[inner bolt]

I'll suggest asong, u suggest me a cool gift idea

[boreal burrow]

as long as its not phonk

[inner bolt]

deal?

[boreal burrow]

aight

what genre is the gift in

[inner bolt]

ehh, techy, science, chess, gaming

those 4 things only ig

[boreal burrow]

budget?

[inner bolt]

3000~ Rupess

or ~35 dollars

aprox

[boreal burrow]

aight

[inner bolt]

X Gon' Give It To Ya" by DMX, Classic and straight-up hard, got a aggressive energy.

or any more specifications?

[boreal burrow]

ok

[boreal burrow]

how about a chess set

clock and a chess board with all the chess things

[inner bolt]

well I already have most chess things

[boreal burrow]

ok

[inner bolt]

I don't have a good showpiece tho 🤔

[boreal burrow]

who is it for?

[inner bolt]

bday

[boreal burrow]

ok

[peak igloo]

I hope I can have a computer one day
But I'm pretty poor to even afford one...
I might end up homeless and live in a box if I buy one...

[inner bolt]

wat da hell

[pulsar lintel]

ok

nezuko

[inner bolt]

Ayo @pulsar lintel

We got similer names!! 🔥

f

I saw the meme tho xD

[pulsar lintel]

damn

[pulsar lintel]

goodboy

[oak tide]

a gym membership to a muay thai gym and the dark souls trilogy

[inner bolt]

bruh, I dont got time for bym 😢

[oak tide]

then make time for gym

[inner bolt]

My most important year for study, and alot of time for chess and sports

idk mate, I play outdoor stuff like football

[oak tide]

12th mai hai kya?

[inner bolt]

10th

more important for me

[oak tide]

bhai

i got 87% by studying one week before the exam

didn't cross 55% whole year

10th is super chill

[inner bolt]

boards exam?

I am very bad at maths, very I mean EXTREMELY

[oak tide]

brother i failed twice one month before the board exam

then i got 91 marks in the board exam

[inner bolt]

god damn

Teach me the ropes please

[oak tide]

just grind out pyqs

do atleast 2 papers of one subject per day

and do paper analysis of the papers

[somber thunder]

zyada nahi hogaya?

[oak tide]

bhai

[inner bolt]

Dude exams changed, due to covid

[oak tide]

ye kuch bhi nhi hai

[inner bolt]

syllabus changed like crazy

[somber thunder]

bro they've shifted to common sense and mcq

[oak tide]

i gave mine in march-april 2023

[oak tide]

fr??

[inner bolt]

Oh so I might have a change

[somber thunder]

yep

[inner bolt]

chance*

[somber thunder]

mcq is like 20 smth marks

[oak tide]

oh we had that too i think

[somber thunder]

critical thinking they want to improve

[oak tide]

still, do at least 2 papers

especially for pcm

[somber thunder]

i mean 1 paper for each then focus more on phy and maths

[oak tide]

cause the main part is going through new questions and paper analysis

[oak tide]

when is the exam?

[somber thunder]

feb mein hi hai na

[oak tide]

idk

[somber thunder]

not sure abt the dates

what board you talking about?

[oak tide]

i am not in 10th bro

@inner bolt this guy is

[somber thunder]

ohhh, but which board

[oak tide]

idk

cbse is 15th feb

so focus on the first paper first

[grim edge]

any one otb player??

[grim edge]

Tiger Woods is a golf player

Novak Djokovic is a tennis player

The first one is barely considered a sport

While the second one is the hardest sport in the world

[uncut coral]

I play OTB vs my classmates

[grim edge]

🤣

[grim edge]

same here....

[uncut coral]

I'm at the point where I beat my classmates too often for the games to be fun, but still not good enough to compete in tournaments

[wise mortar]

What’s your source

[uncut coral]

FIDE's minimum rating is 1400, and I'm a mere 1700 on chess.com

Accounting for inflation when switching from Online to FIDE plus OTB vision debuff from playing too much online chess

[peak igloo]

I think some people are stalking me in real life
I'm kinda a little scared...

[high glacier]

I'll play my first otb in march

[uncut coral]

I'd be near the bottom of the rating ladder

[grim edge]

i had been playing since 2 years

[uncut coral]

No matter what I do, I'm always paranoid that I'm gonna lose all my tournament games and end up unrated

I mean... I've played someone who was 1500 FIDE online before and they put up a damn tough fight

[high glacier]

I dont have many people to play otb with 😦

[grim edge]

go to academy

[high glacier]

Clubs?

[uncut coral]

Welp, at least I can still play with my mom if she's free

[sleek rock]

Bro what the hell did I even do

[icy delta]

Anyone wanna play air poker?

[grim edge]

I bet someone can find me.

[sonic steeple]

i have a geoguesser pro

[static slate]

https://tenor.com/view/worldfitvault-fitnes-gym-exercise-healthy-gif-3561456347512918085

[sonic steeple]

im going to find it

[grim edge]

Where am I?

[static slate]

https://tenor.com/view/sending-hugs-hugs-air-hug-sending-hugs-love-heart-gif-1747380146273623240

[sonic steeple]

ill be back

[grim edge]

Ok

[grim edge]

🤍🤍🤍

[sonic steeple]

Algeria Annaba or USA oak land or Spain or portugal

onw of these four

[grim edge]

Absolutely not

I will make it easier

I will send multiple photos

[sonic steeple]

no thanks

[grim edge]

Ok

But it wasn't

[hard plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/skibdi-skibidi-toilet-toilet-ryan-gosling-gif-10204004380432191602

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-gamer-bean-man-laugh-now-gif-17212618

[supple inlet]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtOld556_A&t=11s

Support if u like ml

[grim edge]

im around 2100 otb

not official though

[grim edge]

I am around 2400 online and 2004 at otb... 😇

[grim edge]

nice

want to play a game?

maybe a bullet one or smth idk

[primal fern]

@grim edge welcome to the server

[primal fern]

what's your username online?

[grim edge]

Yes sure but i am not playing currently due to competitive exams...

[grim edge]

uh

okay

[grim edge]

Thanks @primal fern .... My username is same as my discord username 😇

[primal fern]

is this you?

[orchid yew]

is this league

[grim edge]

I will be playing after 28th feb

[primal fern]

https://www.chess.com/member/arun_mamgain <@&745328830649991179> @grim edge is banned for fair play

[grim edge]

No, search on lichess...

[primal fern]

this is chess.com server

[waxen sonnet]

abuse or fairplay!?

[primal fern]

both. he's got 3 banned accounts on chess.com

[grim edge]

three acounts banned for both

that's crazy bro

[waxen sonnet]

lamo😭

https://open.spotify.com/track/6EOKwO6WaLal58MSsi6U4W?si=8a71767785294fd0

[flint fox]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1141860745160687717/1193481406811217940/attachment.gif

[grim edge]

@grim edge

how suspicious

[grim edge]

well well

how we meet again

how indeed we meet again

what server were you on that i got banned from

[grim edge]

monkeytype

ah yes

i'd do it again too

cant even remember what I did, but im sure i deserved it

[grim edge]

that's quite the ego, hope your life's going fine unlike before

[grim edge]

about the same, grew a bit of an ego, lifes more fun that way.

[sacred sluice]

I am a IM

[grim edge]

true

[primal fern]

yes already taken care of

[sacred sluice]

I am aIM

[grim edge]

stfu ironman

tony stark

[grim edge]

yeah, i've seen it
it's just like with nenovase = vaseneno
they don't even want to hide it 😆

[primal fern]

feel free to connect your account for trusted role

[grim edge]

thankfully i've found some other discord servers that can understand me

too many snowflakes online

[grim edge]

that's great to hear

sure

for example, league of legends!

i fit right into the community that molded me

even marvel rivals is feeling like home

unfortunately for chess, people are too classy and smart.

[worthy pond]

hello. who can beat me at chess?

[grim edge]

tbf most of the chess players aren't as smart as you'd expect, that's a typical stereotype

[grim edge]

hello, i am 200 elo player

[grim edge]

fair

[worthy pond]

that's ok. by the way where are u from?

[grim edge]

from america

home of the land of 200s

[worthy pond]

too low score

[grim edge]

want to see the last game i played

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/119755692696?tab=review here is my best game

[undone shadow]

nivedmargni (195) vs. scuzzytory (182)

Move List

1. d4 d6 2. Bf4 e6 3. e3 Nf6 4. Bb5+ c6 5. Bd3 g6 6. Nf3 Bg7 7. c3 O-O 8. Nbd2 Qa5 9. a3 Nbd7 10. O-O h5 11. Nc4 Qd8 12. [Nxd6] Bh6 13. Bxh6 Ng4 14. h3 Nxh6 15. Ne5 Nxe5 16. dxe5 Qg5 17. Qd2 Bd7 18. Nxb7 Rab8 19. Nc5 Qxe5 20. Nxd7 g5 21. Nxe5 Rbd8 22. Nxc6 Rxd3 23. Qxd3 Nf5 24. Ne7+ Nxe7 25. f4 gxf4 26. Rxf4 Ng6 27. Raf1 h4 28. Rxf7 Rxf7 29. Qxg6+ Rg7 30. Qe8+ Kh7 31. Rf6 a5 32. Qf8 Rg6 33. Rxe6 Rxe6 34. Qf7+ Kh6 35. Qxe6+ Kg5 36. Kf2 Kh5 37. Kf3 

[grim edge]

392 peak?

at 200 ranking

[worthy pond]

not interested. can you bet on this?

[grim edge]

im not interested in you no longer, slavasky

you can bet on me being uninterested in your betting.

[worthy pond]

ha ha ha. frankly speaking, now i'm a little busy. i'll see you after 1 hour later. sorry

[grim edge]

did you just thumbs up your own comment, slavasky

@grim edge

you can see my 195 elo game, it is glorious

[grim edge]

sure

[grim edge]

wait wait ive seen this one

yes

where the pawn on d6 was hanging for like 5 moves

it is the last one i really played

but was a nice game anyways

i love hanging d6 pawns

but if i take d6 pawn, would i not lose it with their queen

or bishop

oh it was after the queen moved

i see now

[grim edge]

yes

i wish chess diamond was free

just use lichess ig

Guys

Sup

lichess is open source, free and a lot, but it has worse UI

[grim edge]

Reallllllll

[grim edge]

EXACTLY BRO

and lesser players so yea, a bit of downsides

i use lichess sometimes, hate the UI

Real same

That’s why maybe it’s free

ya

Real

i just dont think im very smart as a person

Why tho

200 elo chess player, emerald league player, gold marvel rivals player

It’s fine bro

[wise sigil]

which modes count towards ur rating role

[grim edge]

You will cook

my old man hands and brain are catching up

im turning 30, im gonna have to retire

Damn

Guys

Ronaldo or Messi who the goat

[wise sigil]

emerald league is the depths of hell

[grim edge]

Real

[wise sigil]

messi

[grim edge]

i hit plat 1 b4 emerald was a thing

my goal was diamond.. i never hit it.

[grim edge]

😭

Both are goats tho

ngl, they both trash

[wise sigil]

bro what

[grim edge]

Brooo 💀😳

Fine who ur goat bro?

Thierry Henry

Damn

Ogggggg

[grim edge]

but it has free unlimited puzzles, something not on chess.com but yes the UI and number of players on chess.com is way better

[wise sigil]

not even the best french of all time cuz zidane

[grim edge]

Reallll

so it all comes down to preference

idk anything about soccer, i just googled controversial picks

[grim edge]

Fax

if u want functionality or aesthetics

Even mabppe good

the classic dilemma

[grim edge]

Brooooo footballllll

Not soccerrrr

im american, football is where you tackle people.

Unless u in the USA

[wise sigil]

ripoff rugby

[grim edge]

Yea

all sports are ripped off

[grim edge]

Real

Bro 💀🙏🏻😳

Chess in indoor sports 💀

And u r in a chess server

[wise sigil]

next year im moving to america for college so ill watch football

[grim edge]

The official chess.com one that for sure

[grim edge]

Noiceeeee

[wise sigil]

american football that is

[grim edge]

Oh

[grim edge]

use chess.com and throw in chess match to lichess to learn

[wise sigil]

cuz my college finisherd number 2 in the usa

[grim edge]

Rugby?

i dont like sports, feel like they're a waste

crazy how much they get paid for no reason.

[grim edge]

True tho

All for money

[wise sigil]

supply and demand bro its not crazy

[grim edge]

great to stay active, but are they really worth millions just because?

[grim edge]

REAL

[grim edge]

TRUE

[grim edge]

great combination, but if you're using two sites might as well add youtube videos to it

[wise sigil]

not just because its how the free market works

[grim edge]

already did

[wise sigil]

its why more popular sport = paid more

[grim edge]

Yea

yes, but we should just take it away

[grim edge]

What ur rating bro

[wise sigil]

i mean they still pay income tax

[grim edge]

do they

[wise sigil]

in chess rn like 500 but peak was 700 i suck

[grim edge]

I am 850ish

[grim edge]

Good good

That’s good bro

i didnt pay my taxes, woops.

[wise sigil]

i plaid loads when i was a kid i started at the age of 4 but j didnt play for years

[grim edge]

Damn age 4

Niceeee

[wise sigil]

yeah my school had it

[grim edge]

i staretd chess at age 28

Ohhh

peaked at 200 elo, and quit, at age 28

I started chess at age 10

[wise sigil]

legendary career

[grim edge]

I am 14 lol

[grim edge]

Oh

[wise sigil]

28 and 14 is crazy

[grim edge]

felt like if i kept going, id just get too good

[grim edge]

Real

after all, magnus wouldnt stand a chance after me studying for more than 3 weeks.

lol

[wise sigil]

showing some mercy to the world love to see it

[grim edge]

lol

[wise sigil]

i wanna try chess boxing

[grim edge]

Same man

get rid of the chess portion of it

lol

[wise sigil]

nah i need the balance

[grim edge]

REAL

[wise sigil]

i reckon id be sick

gm easy

[grim edge]

i think after getting punched in the face once, you wont be thinking much of the chess match

[wise sigil]

cuz any chess nerd whos good enough to check mate me is going down round 1

but then any doofus boxer with cte is gonna get cooked ion the board

[grim edge]

im so bored tbh

in all reality, i went from not knowing what or how the pieces on the board moved

to going to 200 elo, nb in 3 weeks

[supple inlet]

Nah, it is mobile legend

[supple inlet]

Idgaf one year and I won't be living with him

[peak igloo]

Hello..

..👋

[main rampart]

hello there

[gaunt finch]

hello

[worthy frigate]

hallo

[peak igloo]

I hope I can have the time to study chess more seriously

I have so many hobbies and studies..

[supple inlet]

Yeah me too

[peak igloo]

I'm studying painting, ballet and how to make trick shots in billiard.. 🎱

[supple inlet]

I'm studying for school

I think if I had time I'd want to study programming and finance

[peak igloo]

That's sweet

How about medical science?
I think doctors and nurses earn like... A lot

[supple inlet]

I just find finance and coding fun that's why I want to do those

[peak igloo]

Medical financial coding

Heh..

[supple inlet]

I think it'd be really cool to be a doctor like opening people up and saving them all day the only small problem.. I really hate science

Tiny eensy weensy problem

[peak igloo]

I see..

[supple inlet]

For finance I like personal finance most so I think I'd want to be like a financial consultant

Not something with a big company like a hospital

[latent matrix]

hobbies: football in roblox, basketball in roblox, cricket in roblox

[supple inlet]

Although next year for deca I'm going to do business operations just to try it out

[peak igloo]

In order to make studying easier is to enjoy and love what you're doing

A job becomes easier when you love or enjoy doing it

One of the reason I enjoy taking many different kinds of hobbies... To enjoy and love different experiences, also one of the reason why I tried chess as one of the thousand hobbies

[grim edge]

I am sad

A bit

[fallow belfry]

cool

https://tenor.com/view/dog-funny-meme-silly-dumb-gif-14953735655955907868

welp

[grim edge]

same but I forgot why I'm sad.. Oh welp

[latent matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/полный-бак-мистер-пятёрка-мистер-пятерка-пятерка-пятёрка-gif-5483020263000235385

[hollow ermine]

yo people

[pastel ferry]

What is a good free website similar to chess reps?

[oak tide]

i want to say something but it might get me banned

[sly forge]

Hello China

[crisp mango]

你好

[vernal plover]

New drug in Schools...
Please pass this on even if you do not have kids in school. Parents should know about this drug.This is a new drug known as 'strawberry quick '.There is a very scary thing going on in the schools right now that we all need to be aware of.There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry pop rocks (the candy that sizzles and 'pops' in your mouth). It also smells like strawberry and it is being handed out to kids in school yards. They are calling it strawberry meth or strawberry quick.Kids are ingesting this thinking that it is candy and being rushed off to the hospital in dire condition. It also comes in chocolate, peanut butter, cola, cherry, grape and orange.Please instruct your children not to accept candy from strangers and even not to accept candy that looks like this from a friend (who may have been given it and believed it is candy) and to take any that they may have to a teacher, principal, etc. immediately.Pass this email on to as many people as you can (even if they don't have kids) so that we can raise awareness and hopefully prevent any tragedies from occurring..!!

Please Share To MaXimum to create awareness as it is realy helpful.

N P Dlamini

[latent matrix]

Rate a candy I got from stranger today

[vernal plover]

for kids in this server

[astral flint]

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get a free gift?
https://temu.com/u/drYWTIQvz5Jebw

[tulip jasper]

erm <@&745328830649991179>

or is this like not breaking the rules idk

[cursive siren]

ZELF PROMOEN?

[unreal path]

guys what do you get if u mix this 2 people togetber

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-eyebrow-flipped-horizontally-gif-24025048

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-ricciardo-f1-daniel-ricciardo-danny-ric-gif-8095207080947016814

what do you get?

[cerulean roost]

i do

[sonic steeple]

drunk dad

[unreal path]

u get him

[sonic steeple]

give Tamala alcohol

then a wife with children

then my answer will be right

if ur chess ELO was the age u were born then how old would u be

902

[supple inlet]

There's no selfies channel so I'll send it here

[supple inlet]

Same age as I am already

17

[regal cave]

Bro 😭

[tulip jasper]

<@&745328830649991179>

[supple inlet]

The first guy is cute

[sonic steeple]

they're both the same guy

[dawn quest]

how do i talk in the improvement talk channel?

nvm it just went through

[timid forum]

Can Anybody tell me why I cannot write in Improvement talk channel

Hey anybody want to play rapd wit me and analyse it later . I am unrated in this account but I was 1200 elo in rapid in previous account where I was stuck in 1200 and in one day I loose 200 elo so I deleted that account so help me improve my middlegame and unfamiliar openings

[unreal path]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@unreal path With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[unreal path]

or get a role for improvment talk

at the top of all the talking/comunication servers

(chanel&roles)

[timid forum]

@unreal path whatsvyour rapid elo

[supple inlet]

Why's he so angry :(

[unreal path]

1145

[timid forum]

oh

btw I cannot talk in i t cause my chess.com account is not connected

[supple inlet]

Guys I love this otter sm

[unreal path]

yee probably most of problems are bc of that

[unreal path]

question

are you 5 or 15???

ur face says ur 5 and 15 at the same time

[supple inlet]

17

😭

Here's a better pic you can see my whole face

[sleek river]

5 hour till my birthday

[supple inlet]

Gn fellas

[cursive pawn]

Ngl true

[dawn quest]

wocky

ooo so it automatically updating your rating rank once you link your discord?

[cursive pawn]

You have to do /profile to update it think

Maybe they changed that idk

[dawn quest]

hmm

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chasebach

This is the Chess.com profile of chasebach. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 225 (507 peak)
Blitz: 100
Bullet: 100

[dawn quest]

my rating is cooked rn

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> foodie0

This is the Chess.com profile of foodie0. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1197 (1350 peak)
Blitz: 1121 (1149 peak)
Bullet: 1089 (1539 peak)

[wise mortar]

Gyattt

[cursive pawn]

Touchy

[grim edge]

hmmmmmm

[cursive pawn]

Hi

Why are you hmmmmming

[grim edge]

idk

[cursive pawn]

I mean what else am i supposed to do with a gyatt

[grim edge]

hmm

[cursive pawn]

Yea

[grim edge]

Hello

@grim edge how many rating do you have?

[grim edge]

1050 now hbu

[wise mortar]

Gyatt

[grim edge]

also listen to bmf by sza

"young and fine and handsome,, the boy from italy is bossing"

[cursive pawn]

Atome eve is coming to my place next week

[grim edge]

wow

[grim edge]

Good

[grim edge]

Have you already gone on a date with her?

[cursive pawn]

Wanna see her

[grim edge]

hbu

[cursive pawn]

Nah she is wild ngl

[grim edge]

dm

@grim edge whats your elo

1200 in rapids

[grim edge]

nice git gud

How old are you?

[grim edge]

whose alt are you?

What it's "alt"

alternative

I still don't understand lmaos

[grim edge]

how old are you

[cursive pawn]

dahlia is in her last stages of life

around 50+

[grim edge]

Lol

[grim edge]

dont laugh how old are you

[grim edge]

I do 15 in may

And you @grim edge

52

How did @cursive pawn know?

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/yuimetal-gif-2236335851178412850

[karmic sparrow]

The dumb goose beat me again so ofc i took out my anger by drawing it

[wise mortar]

Bro went for that crazy girls on the street

[cursive pawn]

Nah beo she looks way too innocent never thought shed be freaky

[wise mortar]

Guattt

[cursive pawn]

Lemme show u

[icy delta]

After a millennia of Earth bond foreplay, humanity set out for an expedition of a greater conquest

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> E S (arm)

This is the Chess.com profile of arm. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: E S (arm)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1600 (peak)
Blitz: 1252 (1327 peak)
Bullet: 1430 (peak)

[grim edge]

her shoulders 😊

[grim edge]

wait, @crisp oriole youre here?

hahahahaha

[fallen iron]

NOT LIKE US WON 5/5 GRAMMYS LOL

[oak tide]

who dafucs dat?

[grim edge]

taylor swift

[oak tide]

icic

[grim edge]

how cultured are you?

[oak tide]

very

[grim edge]

like lactobacillus

[oak tide]

yuh, i like to duplicate myself in milk

[grim edge]

listen to this song. it's my second favorite. https://youtu.be/gI2eNnoJaBs?si=8jB3bHc4A2IwxWnc

[oak tide]

aight bet

[crystal mauve]

https://youtu.be/7W5bZJY2IPI?si=OhIgBfPF9D_L0roR greatest top1 in my opinion

[supple inlet]

RAHHHH

hi

[tulip jasper]

zodiac was better

[peak plank]

Overrated

Deco is ngl kinda mid

Like

Its rate worthy

But not that great

Not epic worthy

[peak plank]

In terms of deco avernus is pretty good

Rn my favorite list level is waterfall though ofc

[cursive pawn]

have u seen bianca hahahhaha

[grim edge]

bianca?

nope

[icy delta]

https://youtube.com/shorts/8Y1kOhPByDw?si=xKyNbYncpjkxc7yE

Peak of what fiction could achieve

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/you-naughty-naughty-pointing-smile-you-gif-17657303

[torn relic]

Bruh I can't send images in general

[icy delta]

https://youtu.be/56_m-LEpPP0?si=WSPjLR5oAY2o14GF

Leave the penguines alone bro 😭

[cursive pawn]

just go on twitter and search gramys 2025 itll be first thing lolol

[pine girder]

tmrw imma start training with my katana again for self defense

[thin patio]

Damn what a name

[cursive pawn]

Hey

[pine girder]

cause with my reach youd need to be 8ft out or further, to avoid my katana, the average draw time to shot for a trained shooter at 10 ft for a target size of the forehead is 3.7s i could draw to a cut with my sword in 1.8s witha long step as i swing i can reach the target im aiming for, and body shot wont be lethal cause class 3A plate and kevlar plate carrier under my hoodie

[hollow horizon]

Scary

[latent matrix]

W Bianca

[waxen sonnet]

best spotify theme smh

[waxen sonnet]

whas ur fav then!?

[icy delta]

On the 23rd, i pierced through his heart, without realising i was chopping off my own head

[supple inlet]

Omg guys I'm so gay

I'm gonna mog you al

[zinc crane]

How did u get it

[latent matrix]

Enough internet for today

[echo briar]

someone 1 v 1 me

1 v 1 me for no balls

[supple inlet]

Otter

[queen burrow]

Welllll yoo againn

What’s y’all age?

[slender carbon]

helloo

[waxen sonnet]

spicetify marketplace

[pulsar lintel]

hi

[flat lichen]

im 72

how about you sir?

[zinc crane]

Is it available for android or ios

[waxen sonnet]

nope only pc

[queen burrow]

∞

Haha I’m older than u

[bitter arch]

[grim edge]

I am sad

[fossil shuttle]

Noooo

why

[grim edge]

I miss my sister

[fossil shuttle]

Where is she

[grim edge]

Jordan

[fossil shuttle]

FaceTime her?

[grim edge]

I want to see her in real life

[fossil shuttle]

damn

[grim edge]

I want to hang out with here

[fossil shuttle]

😞

[grim edge]

Truly ☹️

[fossil shuttle]

It could be worse

u could be under 500 elo

😃

[grim edge]

I am like 2000

[fossil shuttle]

that’s rly good

I’m pushing 400

💪

[grim edge]

What is your username?

[radiant frost]

how did you get unbanned

[waxen sonnet]

what do u mean unbanned when did i get banned😭

[radiant frost]

check your messages with me

[waxen sonnet]

oh that its been ages since that happe, i appealed for that that and here im

[radiant frost]

wait how did they actually heard your appeal. did you lie?

[grim edge]

Did anyone cheated before and repented

[waxen sonnet]

no i hacked their system

[radiant frost]

bro but seriously didn't think they will unban you after saying that lol

[radiant frost]

why are you still 100 in rapid you smurf

[waxen sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/mudae-evangelion-neon-genesis-evangelion-gif-24418826

[radiant frost]

bro you should have pushed

[waxen sonnet]

na i saw ur message so i thought to reply first

[radiant frost]

1 min on the clock and still accepting the draw

[thin patio]

i'm OG and also Just joined damn

[radiant frost]

just joined role doesn't care about when you joined

[waxen sonnet]

tbh idc abut losing/ drawing in unrated matches lol

[radiant frost]

yeah because you fear playing rated games

[waxen sonnet]

bro u literally got crushed 2 times playing against me
but ok

[radiant frost]

you noob play against me

rapid

[radiant frost]

https://link.chess.com/play/3B7J8w

[waxen sonnet]

yea 10 min is rapid ig

[waxen sonnet]

i was studying man later

[radiant frost]

i wasn't fully focused against 100 elo opponent

they blunder a lot

[waxen sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/mudae-evangelion-neon-genesis-evangelion-gif-24418826

[radiant frost]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-scared-arent-you-frightened-chicken-are-you-scared-gif-16825958

[waxen sonnet]

not at all

[radiant frost]

i beat mohit

[frank radish]

guys, why cant i turn on my mic on voice channels?

my mic is Suppressed

[radiant frost]

you need trusted role

[grim edge]

A thousand years by Christina perri

[waxen sonnet]

damn one of my fav tbh

[wise mortar]

Free big mike

[frank radish]

thanks man

[south marlin]

New YorK!!!!

[hot arch]

hi

[latent matrix]

Lock in Big Mike

[mortal fossil]

wanna 1v11

[wise mortar]

I have subscribed to your of

[radiant frost]

that tells more about you than him

[wise mortar]

[wise jacinth]

he;llo

[plush drum]

Ever be so bored ur like man im so bored

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-omg-oh-my-god-gif-16260557

[high merlin]

Nine hundred eighty-two sextillion six hundred thirty-six quintillion nine hundred twenty-eight quadrillion three hundred seventy-three trillion eight hundred twenty-six billion two hundred ninety-three million seven hundred thirty thousand two hundred sixty-eight thousand two hundred sixty-three billion eight hundred twenty-five million three hundred eighty-three thousand five hundred thirty-nine trillion two hundred fifty-three billion nine hundred twenty-six million two hundred ninety-two thousand six hundred twenty-nine quadrillion four hundred seventy-four trillion eight hundred forty-six billion four hundred eighty-three million seven hundred ninety-two thousand three hundred twenty-two trillion seven hundred seventy-three billion five hundred thirty-nine million two hundred sixty-two thousand nine hundred twenty-four quadrillion three hundred ninety-three trillion five hundred thirty-eight billion three hundred fifty-eight million three hundred thirty-nine thousand two hundred seventy-two trillion nine hundred twenty-five billion two hundred two million six hundred thirty-eight thousand three hundred eighty-three.

[merry pumice]

End racism!!!

[frigid talon]

anyone wanna 1v1 im 400

[grim edge]

do y'all think it’s possible to create an RPC that directly integrates with Chess.com’s APIs? for instance, could we use their public APIs to retrieve real-time game data, like the opponent, elo ratings, or remaining time, and then display it on discord? Would this involve creating an app in the Discord Developer Portal, setting up assets such as icons, and using libraries like discord-rpc or pypresence for the integration? and could it also include features like real-time updates, a button to spectate matches, or even tracking win/loss records? what’s y'all opinion on that?, maybe anyone knw about chess.com APIs, who was programmer, or smth

[peak igloo]

10¹⁰^¹⁰⁰

(In short)
(Kinda)

[wise mortar]

Free Neal

[latent matrix]

Thanks bro, It's very difficult to get to the top of the of, especially for a man

[peak plank]

the API endpoints are static and update hourly, I dont think they allow realtime game data

to avoid cheating purposes

[rapid girder]

Bro why is everyone on lichess lowkey bad like im 1600 bullet on chess.com but I got to 2000 on lichess so easily and the 1900s I beat to get there were not good at all….

I’m just confused why the rating skill is so different

[silent quest]

Both use a different rating system

[rapid girder]

Is chess rating not just you win you gain some rating and you lose you lose rating?

[blazing umbra]

hi

hello

[mossy furnace]

Unga bunga

[latent matrix]

https://chess-com-pgn.vercel.app/
Seems they don't allow to get PGN from live game, but try to ask them in their club for devs

[grim edge]

ight

[grim edge]

hmmm make sense but okay

[peak plank]

Should just be 10^24

[grim edge]

@grim edge janice has finally responded to me after more than a month of ghosting me lmao

[grim edge]

LMFAOFAOFAOAF

"thank you"

her last response was "Thank you" as well

on Dec 3rd

thats why gotta reply

Thank You back to her

lasagna in the oven

marvel rivals on the screen

[cloud garnet]

I need words to learn can someone give me useful words to learn (learning Spanish) simple useful words

[waxen sonnet]

https://open.spotify.com/track/26trS5IUeIbXrKAuFMdzWT?si=7db607551cb240fe

[latent matrix]

Huevon - strong

[grim edge]

why do you have a thousand years in your playlist? isnt it too girly for you?

[cloud garnet]

great! ty

[grim edge]

ayuda

[cloud garnet]

are you sure that means strong?

Lol you can write them in English

[waxen sonnet]

nuh uh, i listen to all types of song (mostly)

[grim edge]

143hr lmao

[waxen sonnet]

dont care

[unreal path]

damn imagin being goasted cudnt be me

[unreal path]

good chise for metalica song

[grim edge]

thats my colleague lmao

[supple inlet]

Wassup

[waxen sonnet]

sup

[unreal path]

u still go goasted cudnt be me

[supple inlet]

I'm am otter

[unreal path]

u didnt answer my question

[supple inlet]

What question

[oak tide]

sea rat

[unreal path]

i asked you if ur 5 or 15 cuz the pic u sended yesterday looked like ur 5 and 15 at the same time

[wise mortar]

Free big mike

[waxen sonnet]

hii otter

[oak tide]

bro?? 💀

[unreal path]

u didnt saw???

[oak tide]

nah

[unreal path]

.

look for ur self

[oak tide]

what picture?

[unreal path]

looks 5 and 15 at the same time 💀

[supple inlet]

I did answer that

[lapis brook]

Bro its bed time

[unreal path]

rl?

[supple inlet]

Literally right here

[unreal path]

@oak tide .

[wise mortar]

Wym its bed time for you

[lapis brook]

You too

[unreal path]

ohh didnt saw bc no ping ig

[supple inlet]

:(

[oak tide]

icic

[supple inlet]

:D

[unreal path]

otters are worss then rats ngl

[oak tide]

i am just stating fax

[unreal path]

the hanus things they do is crazzy 💀

[oak tide]

dolphins be crazy tho

like Krazy

[unreal path]

they do stuff that humans wode go to prisons

[unreal path]

damn bro got cooked twice

[supple inlet]

So cute tho

[unreal path]

nah

i got way cutter things

like this mf

[oak tide]

nah my cats are cuter

and they can fight off dogs

can your otter fight off dogs?

didn't think so

[supple inlet]

No

However

[oak tide]

big wet fish smelly rats

[oak tide]

my cats could snap that otter in half lol

[unreal path]

that is a female otter with her kid or what ever baby otters are called

[oak tide]

ok thats too much otter

[supple inlet]

You know what else it is?

[supple inlet]

99.7% of the world disagrees with you

[unreal path]

not cute

[supple inlet]

WRONG

[unreal path]

nah

[supple inlet]

It's cute :3

[unreal path]

imposible

[oak tide]

do you know whats cuter?

[unreal path]

wana see smt cute/hot???

this is it

[oak tide]

smexy

[unreal path]

ikr

[oak tide]

i don't care about cars much but even i know this is smexy af

[unreal path]

same car 🙂

[oak tide]

bro that looks like a hotwheels car lol

[unreal path]

that is a ferrari 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

[oak tide]

ik

but you know what hotwheels is right?

[unreal path]

with usa flag 🤮

[unreal path]

ofc i hade a child hood

[oak tide]

aight good

[unreal path]

i still got some of the cars

[oak tide]

i sold all mine

[unreal path]

all realy

cuz look nice

[oak tide]

had 97 (lost 13 to cousins who liked to steal my shi)

[unreal path]

a

[oak tide]

they took too much space so i sold em

and all my pokemon cards

and beyblades

i was really sad when i sold the beyblades tho

started off with 2, then i went on to win my friends' blades and got 15 that way. This is the way to GAME fr

[unreal path]

no

want a fun fact yall?

[unreal path]

they straigh up lying to you

[peak fog]

https://tenor.com/view/solo-leveling-statue-smile-solo-leveling-statue-smile-gif-2074285987229653283

[unreal path]

and why tf are u in male positivity sercer?

[latent matrix]

Can you eat them?

[tulip jasper]

otters are cute yeah

[unreal path]

cap

[tulip jasper]

why arent they

[unreal path]

cuz they do crimes

[tulip jasper]

like what

[unreal path]

agains dead animals

or alive

[tulip jasper]

wowzers

theyre still cute tho

[unreal path]

no

[glad sonnet]

hello

[unreal path]

hi

[latent matrix]

My dog cutter

[tulip jasper]

ts pmo 💔

[latent matrix]

idnu ys

[tulip jasper]

icl sybau 💔 jk gng

[glad sonnet]

this is written out sign language atp

[unreal path]

sick pfp

[sonic steeple]

THIS IS WITCH CRAFT I SAY WITCH CRAFT!!1!

[autumn yacht]

Is this a chess female?

[glad sonnet]

why what’s wrong with it

[sleek oriole]

lol

[autumn yacht]

Nothing I love chess females

[grim edge]

i'm confused

thought you were sexist for a sec

[glad sonnet]

SAME!!!

[glad sonnet]

oh

[grim edge]

...

[sleek oriole]

this could fit to another cenario but this is not that so dont even

[glad sonnet]

GAGAHAGAGGAHAGAG

[unreal path]

leme explain

[glad sonnet]

actually don’t

[unreal path]

i will

so basicly chess player dont talk to woman

[autumn yacht]

Fion let me cook

[unreal path]

so when they se woman in chess server they get happy and there brain turns off @glad sonnet got it?

[glad sonnet]

se

how about yall stop thinking about women and focus on chess?

[unreal path]

nah bro need chat gpt to inspire him to study 💀

[autumn yacht]

Chess is too hard to many sweats

[unreal path]

i only think about 1 dw

[glad sonnet]

?????

[sleek oriole]

im constantly having final exams bro how do you get inspired

[autumn yacht]

What

[grim edge]

idk
i think you've burnt the dish

[unreal path]

i dont i just play chess or video games and pass

[glad sonnet]

what did you mean?

[sleek oriole]

i hope you dont hit rock bottom on the first year of uni

[autumn yacht]

To many try hards in chess these days so no need to get better

[glad sonnet]

ohhhh! yeah i only play for fun i am REALLY bad

[unreal path]

brotha if ill go to uni(witch is waste of time for most unis) ill go to a one i enjoy or i like same with hs i chose to study what ik/like so i dont gota study

[autumn yacht]

I’m also realy bad

[glad sonnet]

are you in uni or hs?

[unreal path]

hs rn

[glad sonnet]

let’s get better together!!

[unreal path]

why?

[autumn yacht]

[glad sonnet]

what do you want to study in the future?

[unreal path]

i am studying mechatronics

[glad sonnet]

i’m just curious, im a die hard calc fan hahah

[unreal path]

(wanted smt else but this was my 2nd option ngl)

[glad sonnet]

that was one of my options as well!!! its really fun

[unreal path]

it was my 2nd

[glad sonnet]

and what was your first?

[unreal path]

tele communication

[glad sonnet]

interesting

[unreal path]

aka you work for wifi services blue tooth deviced and etc

[glad sonnet]

good luck!!

[glad sonnet]

i know i know, im in uni

[grim edge]

same

[unreal path]

ok? idk why i need to know that but alr

[glad sonnet]

because you assumed i don’t know what tele communication is lol

[unreal path]

most people dont

thats why

[glad sonnet]

that is why i clarified that i have a reason for knowing such things

[unreal path]

my 1st time meating some one who knows ngl

[glad sonnet]

i’m kind of in the field that’s why hahah

i’m not smart or anything

[unreal path]

what u studying?

tele comm?

[unreal path]

i am dumb as a rock dw

[glad sonnet]

i have friends in tele communications

[unreal path]

nice

[glad sonnet]

i’m in engineering though, so i do a bit of everything

[unreal path]

damn

[glad sonnet]

i am dumber dw

[unreal path]

hope u get well soon 😭