congrats
#💬〡general-off-topic
twin moon
1500 was the first goal I had in chess funny enough
keen sundial
Imma stop playing chess
I'm just bad at it and I cba to learn the entire game
Im good at poker and blackjack, so I'll just focus on refining these, even if card games are not seen as well socially
tulip jasper
i see those games better socially
green jungle
card games are probably better for socializing than chess
although if you win all the time people might not want to play you 🗿
keen sundial
no, I meant society tends to look down on people who enjoy card games
Chess is seen as the game for smart people; poker and blackjack are seen as games for gambling addicts who lose everything
tulip jasper
gambling addicts are cool
keen sundial
the rich people you mean? yeah ofc
tulip jasper
or you could just be a dark souls gamer like me and get all the huzz
keen sundial
or you could just be a dark souls gamer like me and get all the huzz
I finished the trilogy, started with 3
1 was my second game and it was the most difficult imo
2 just felt clunky af
tulip jasper
rn im doing ds3 as well
keen sundial
DS3 was the easiest imo, like the base game. I never played the dlc
tulip jasper
im at cathedral of carthus rn
and i thought the poison swamp was the worst of things
boi was i wrong
but the game is rlly fun ngl
keen sundial
im at cathedral of carthus rn
So much time passed from when I last played it I wasn't sure whether Carthus was near the Swamp or near Pontiff
Nw I know where you are now
tulip jasper
right after abyss watchers
keen sundial
Yeeah, there's a few jumpscares so be weary
tulip jasper
i love when i fall into a pit with slugs and skeletons and rats 
tulip jasper
ok...
tulip jasper
yeah ive been doing that a bit more
green jungle
no, I meant society tends to look down on people who enjoy card games
relatively true but most chess players are poor too
tulip jasper
also i have done elden ring dlc lvl 1 no blessings so hopefully none of these levels will be too much of a struggle
keen sundial
relatively true but most chess players are poor too
Yeah ik but i meant I'm just bad at chess because when young, my father mostly played card games with me
Best thing about chess is that it's free tbh
green jungle
true
keen sundial
with card games, you do have to pay in money
green jungle
online poker is kinda taking off but im not sure if you need to use real money there
muted jacinth
Poker is interesting af
keen sundial
It is, and it's actually very difficult
muted jacinth
Yeah
keen sundial
I tend to be cautious and not risk anything preflop if I have bad seating or just get bad hands
Even after flop, I need to assess physically how other players behave in order to make my move
Hence why online is just bad imo
Chess is 100% skill, card games are both skill and luck
muted jacinth
Yup its better to play with friends on a zoom call
keen sundial
Yup its better to play with friends on a zoom call
I used to play blackjack with my friends but I kept clearing them off
as they don't know basic strategy even
plus it's easy af to count 1 or 2 decks
muted jacinth
as they don't know basic strategy even
Prob because there's no money on the line
keen sundial
Nah there was money when we played, bc we were drunk
even under the influence I just know bj
muted jacinth
💀 you would've won a lot
wise mortar
even under the influence I just know bj
keen sundial
it's just difficult to pull off in a casino due to my inability to assess exactly whether it's a 6 or 8 deck shoe
the music and loudness making me unable to focus fully
people distracting you
tulip jasper
yeah ive been to a casino once in vegas
very hectic and lots of stuf fgoing on even at 2am
keen sundial
yeah ive been to a casino once in vegas
I've just been for a casino once to see how it is irl with £200 ready to never see again
Can't imagine Vegas lmao
dim ridge
tulip jasper
I won't spoil the fun for you
just got jumpscared by lord wolnir, died at the s ame time as he did on my first attempt
keen sundial
just got jumpscared by lord wolnir, died at the s ame time as he did on my first...
Bro come on, he's the easiest boss
tulip jasper
but then i got him the next attempt
keen sundial
Good
tulip jasper
walked out the next door and damn this place is beautiful
keen sundial
Do you need any tips or do you wanna explore the game by yourself
tulip jasper
ill explore by myself
keen sundial
Good
tulip jasper
keen sundial
also on my casino trip, I did walk back with 150 back home haha
I lost 100 then made 50 back
50 quid for entertainment
tulip jasper
unfortantly i cant gamble cuz im under 21
keen sundial
unfortantly i cant gamble cuz im under 21
You shouldn't
Even counting is gambling because you barely get an advantage
keen sundial
Almost everyone in my law class plays chess and I'm the odd one out just enjoying card games
but besides poker and blackjack, I also know some cardistry tricks
like the faro, waterfall, friffle into cascade, overhand shuffle, etc
I just don't want people to think less of me just because I enjoy cards more
vague dome
dont let what others think of you affect you
keen sundial
dont let what others think of you affect you
I am trying to learn chess everyday for that reason, but I don't enjoy it because i feel forced by what others think
peak plank
eletric tera type shedinja with air baloon.
hard plinth
eletric tera type shedinja with air baloon.
kid named toxic
peak plank
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void charm
anyone online
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near nova
umm
buoyant gorge
grim edge
What games should I play than chess?
grim edge
What games should I play than chess?
Depends, talking about mobile games or?
grim edge
Depends, talking about mobile games or?
Mobile
jaunty kelp
Can't imagine Vegas lmao
this and just a lot more lmao
once saw a grandma gamble for like 40 hrs at the same slot machine
grim edge
If you are into combat, you can try codm
There are many games which genre you looking for @grim edge ?
forest sphinx
Happy Orthodox Christmas to everyone who celebrate it
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sleek spire
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latent matrix
Russsiaaaa
eternal torrent
Are there going to be tickets for the freestyle chess grand slam in Germany?
winged raven
i got 49 percent on bloodbath today
that's not even that good
bloodbath ship parts are pretty easy even though they're the core parts of the level
full glen
whos jo?
winged raven
what level are you <@1260838681615532138>
i think everyone is level 1
its just how the brain works..
idle shoal
without the visualization would you be considered worse at chess ? or do you think your skill will be the same
winged raven
do you see dreams?
idle shoal
do you see dreams?
i havent had a dream in months , or i cant remember my dreams, but i dream yeah
winged raven
i havent had a dream in months , or i cant remember my dreams, but i dream yeah
what was your last dream
idle shoal
what was your last dream
I Dont remember lol
analog aspen
I'm a solid 1, have no problems visualizing 3D concepts.
idle shoal
I Dont remember lol
but it was vivid
winged raven
I Dont remember lol
if you can see dreams, then you can visualize stuff
you're doing something wrong
if your brain is capable of seeing things in its head
idle shoal
idle shoal
I'm a solid 1, have no problems visualizing 3D concepts.
without the visualization would you be considered worse at chess ? or do you think your skill will be the same
winged raven
wait so if you try and visualize something right now, do you see anything?
you can surely see at least something right
idle shoal
wait so if you try and visualize something right now, do you see anything?
i dont but i feel its presence if that makes sense
winged raven
i dont but i feel its presence if that makes sense
sorry i dont understand
idle shoal
idle shoal
sorry i dont understand
Its really not something that i can give an example of its weird
winged raven
that happens to me too tbh with most dreams
idle shoal
have you ever tried lucid dreaming ?
winged raven
have you ever tried lucid dreaming ?
yes
idle shoal
can you do it on command ?
winged raven
im not sure, sometimes it works sometimes not
idle shoal
I Used to lucid dream all the time a couple years ago , now i cant even dream
analog aspen
Idk about him, but I've been caught daydreaming a lot lol.
winged raven
I Used to lucid dream all the time a couple years ago , now i cant even dream
you can try again, im sure you can get the hang of it again
idle shoal
Idk about him, but I've been caught daydreaming a lot lol.
i've never day dreamed in my life. ChatGPT Says you can though with aphantasia but i never have...
winged raven
i've never day dreamed in my life. ChatGPT Says you can though with aphantasia b...
can you do math in your head?
idle shoal
can you do math in your head?
yeah
but i cant see it , its logic
i can even do some chess moves in my head , but i still cant see that either
winged raven
i can even do some chess moves in my head , but i still cant see that either
woah
you can visualize different chess moves?
why cant you visualize other things?
they're like the same right
hard plinth
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idle shoal
you can visualize different chess moves?
i cant visualize , i cant see it but idk
idle shoal
" Mental Chess Is About Logic, Not Visuals "
winged raven
but its still a mental picture right
idle shoal
you can visualize in your head though
i cant
hard plinth
" Mental Chess Is About Logic, Not Visuals "
cope
idle shoal
but its still a mental picture right
no picture
winged raven
no picture
when you move the chess pieces you see something right
hard plinth
yeah
winged raven
like a piece moving
hard plinth
exactly
idle shoal
like a piece moving
yeah
winged raven
yeah
okay imagine if youre looking at something irl
can you imagine it floating
just like chess, moving the object
idle shoal
when its floating, does the physical one that you see dissapear , like is the same thing floating or another version of it
if its the physical one that your seeing you can make it float , thats actually so cool i didnt know someone could do that .
if thats the logic behind it maybe i can stay awake til i start hallucinating, Then maybe i can visualize then ? .
winged raven
when its floating, does the physical one that you see dissapear , like is the sa...
actually if im not directly looking straight at the object then it floats directly up, but if im looking at the object directly it doesnt disappear i just see another image floating
i can only make it float if im not looking directly at it but imagine another image in my head
idle shoal
actually if im not directly looking straight at the object then it floats direct...
can you imagine an object dissapering ? if so what do you see behind it ?
winged raven
of the same scneario
winged raven
can you imagine an object dissapering ? if so what do you see behind it ?
i cant if the object is directly in front of me, but if i imagine everything around me with that object then it looks realistic and looks like its floating
winged raven
can you imagine an object dissapering ? if so what do you see behind it ?
nothing, just like if its on a table then i just see the table
wheat dew
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idk
wheat dew
ok
grim edge
Wanna hear?
wheat dew
ok
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winged raven
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you seem to be an alt
hmmm
grim edge
alright thanks
wheat dew
huh
winged raven
shhh
dude really goes around reporting everyone in their free time to get them muted 😭😭
lapis brook
dude really goes around reporting everyone in their free time to get them muted ...
I think he is timeout evading
should we snitch
winged raven
I think he is timeout evading
i think they likely are yes
sharp dew
anyy friendd???
winged raven
i think almost definitely they are an alt
obsidian cove
who want play dms
wheat dew
# who want play dms
Don't write full messages in big font
obsidian cove
k
lapis brook
Don't write full messages in big font
pulsar imp
lmao
grim edge
lmao
just in case you need to hear something good today, you inspire me to become fitter and stronger. happy to know you exist
cursive pawn
just in case you need to hear something good today, you inspire me to become fi...
Happy to know that keep pushing hard🫶
chilly roost
Don't write full messages in big font
Ok(
vital cape
guys
bitter arch
Its dark here
vital cape
Its dark here
sky is blue
bitter arch
And cloudy
vital cape
damn
bitter arch
And polluted
wheat dew
how have you been puneet?
waxen sonnet
where is alpaca?
its his alt acc and its banned
grim edge
i am looking for alpaca
waxen sonnet
this?
grim edge
dammm
waxen sonnet
its nunoya's alt acc
cursive pawn
How is the fit
waxen sonnet
she/he had more 2 acc its banned ig
winged raven
its nunoya's alt acc
ohh nunoyo is alpaca?
cursive pawn
I got fitter pants and shoes dw
waxen sonnet
How is the fit
🫦
waxen sonnet
ohh nunoyo is alpaca?
prob 75% sure
grim edge
How is the fit
your beard is growing wow
upbeat viper
alo chat
upbeat viper
I'm the very famous Bastman
bitter arch
how have you been puneet?
Tell me one thing.. if someone is looking at me every time I get in their range what does that mean?
waxen sonnet
I'm the very famous Bastman
ur not BatMAN?
radiant flame
Tell me one thing.. if someone is looking at me every time I get in their range ...
They’re sexually attracted to you
bitter arch
They’re sexually attracted to you
Yess
waxen sonnet
that random
batman is real 
bitter arch
... i thought u knew everything <:Gukesh:1307646230351839252>
Not really
waxen sonnet
lol
bitter arch
I have to be more careful
lapis brook
that random
whens the next stream
grim edge
Tell me one thing.. if someone is looking at me every time I get in their range ...
either they like you or youre giving off pick-pocket energy, now tell me
bitter arch
either they like you or youre giving off pick-pocket energy, now tell me
Idk what to say.. she looks at me turning 180° around
upbeat viper
whens the next stream
not yet
wheat dew
Idk what to say.. she looks at me turning 180° around
Chess
grim edge
Idk what to say.. she looks at me turning 180° around
dammm shes into you or prob just being extra cautious with the pick pockets
bitter arch
either they like you or youre giving off pick-pocket energy, now tell me
Yo.. she even took my photo when I was removing my jacket without even asking me.. i heard a shutter sound and noticed a flash on my body.. it was soo embarrassing for us both.. so I acted like i haven't noticed..
cursive pawn
your beard is growing wow
It’s getting fuller yea
analog aspen
@sand shuttle did you watch the Viet vs Thai final on the fifth?
sand shuttle
Indeed
grim edge
Yo.. she even took my photo when I was removing my jacket without even asking m...
wait, did this happen at the police station? the mugshot thingy they do?
bitter arch
wait, did this happen at the police station? the mugshot thingy they do?
At my work place
grim edge
i say she likes you
bitter arch
What should I do?
wheat dew
Yo.. she even took my photo when I was removing my jacket without even asking m...
Stalker vibes
bitter arch
Stalker vibes
Ikr
wheat dew
report and move on
grim edge
never ever give her even the slightest possibility of being with you. people like what they cant have
grim edge
yeah but dont be mean, just act like you know nothing
bitter arch
yeah but dont be mean, just act like you know nothing
Damn.. idk what to do 😭.. like she looks at me even when she's talking with someone..
cursive pawn
I’m self conscious if a girl takes a pic of me first thing ill think of is she is sending it to her friends to make fun of me
bitter arch
Yesterday i walked past her and after some meters.. i turned around to see.. and she was looking at me
grim edge
Knee, if you follow my tips, you’ll unlock ultimate peace. like fr. you’ll also be single, alone, and lying in your cold bed at 3 a.m., questioning why you ghosted everyone and lowkey sabotaged your whole life.
bitter arch
Knee, if you follow my tips, you’ll unlock ultimate peace. like fr. you’ll also ...
It's fked up anyway
grim edge
welp, who am i to say? it's your life. do whatever you want
honest ermine
anyone wants to play ?
grim edge
I'm not gonna make the first move
totally agree! let your neighbor do the first move
bitter arch
🤦♂️
grim edge
you wont
bitter arch
Thanks..
grim edge
omg you have to be quick, valentine's day is next month
bitter arch
Aaahhh..
chilly roost
I hope I won't regret it
Nah you are good man, good luck)
bitter arch
Nah you are good man, good luck)
Thanks bro.. love you
wheat dew
Knee, if you follow my tips, you’ll unlock ultimate peace. like fr. you’ll also ...
That sounds like a good life.
bitter arch
Btw pukneet talk to her about chess
I will.. it's one of the things I ask when I meet someone
bitter arch
I'll play with you after 2 hours if you'd still be down
Just ping me.. and i will be there
wheat dew
I'm eating strawberries dipped in ketchup. How cooked am I?
bitter arch
I'm eating strawberries dipped in ketchup. How cooked am I?
How does it taste?
cursive pawn
Okay im buying an ipad
bitter arch
wheat dew
Wait chocolate dipped strawberries!
bitter arch
Wait chocolate dipped strawberries!
Yes
wheat dew
Brb
bitter arch
Ketchup goes with almost everything
Nah
Maybe with spicy things.. but not with everything
wheat dew
upbeat viper
twinkle twinkle little star
wheat dew
how I wonder what you are
wheat dew
Relax
wheat dew
Jk.. I'm not into that anymore
That's why you're cool
wheat dew
i don't play chess
waxen sonnet
why ru in this server
wheat dew
https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-gif-reaction-react-gif-25967428
Dahlia 1v1?
grim edge
i just lost my rapid game
wheat dew
why ru in this server
To make this a better place
waxen sonnet
...
waxen sonnet
gd for u
waxen sonnet
than thats a skill issue
cursive pawn
I spent so much money
wheat dew
w ipad
cursive pawn
Also gotta pay my rent and my flight
wheat dew
But ok
grim edge
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this actually makes me smile
wheat dew
I have a newfound water addiction
waxen sonnet
this actually makes me smile
some ppl like to see others suffer ahh moment...
wheat dew
suffer*
waxen sonnet
ah
wheat dew
🚨🚨 Grammar Police 🚨🚨
wheat dew
OwO
waxen sonnet
...
wheat dew
Sry wrong server
waxen sonnet
much better
waxen sonnet
get trused
waxen sonnet
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waxen sonnet
erm
wheat dew
big mike you're fun to talk to
waxen sonnet
ok bye igtg
swift summit
interesting..
waxen sonnet
he doesnt know yet, but we're working on it
u kidnapped him!?
inner temple
Yeoo
cursive pawn
Release my man danya
waxen sonnet
#justice for danya
waxen sonnet
no more danya's speed run videos
grim edge
but honestly, baby danya and i are polar opposite. not sure if this marriage will last a lifetime. this is stressing me
cursive pawn
How do you break up before even knowing eachother damn
chilly roost
but honestly, baby danya and i are polar opposite. not sure if this marriage wil...
Is not danya with dina belenkaya?
latent matrix
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Billiiee jean
grim edge
Is not danya with dina belenkaya?
no
alpine sandal
latent matrix
grim edge
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Oh why i can’t send gif
bitter arch
@clever kayak
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Some random songs i like..
I made this just now..
wheat dew
no
Danya is commentating on the freestyle knockout phase stream on chess24. Hans beat MVL to qualify to quarterfinals.
grim edge
thanks for the info
but i realized, there's no chance for Danya to be with me. i am rejecting him right now
civic temple
Dina is in relationship with everyone
torn rune
civic temple
Ok
winged raven
but honestly, baby danya and i are polar opposite. not sure if this marriage wil...
marriage? did u marry danya?
grim edge
yes
tame zodiac
wassup guys
grim edge
okay, ocean. all yours
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hollow path
steep sage
Our love for each other used to be Massive, But gradually our love got low for each other
I think her love for me has started to fade
latent matrix
Alpaca cheated on chess 
cursive pawn
What a bozo
waxen sonnet
Alpaca cheated on chess <:skillissue:1113322222203969547>
not all locked outs r bsc of cheating
latent matrix
not all locked outs r bsc of cheating
Oh yeah I forgot about your locked out lmfao
hard plinth
ivory moon
Am i allowed to advertise my maths insta page to yall
silent cloak
Gold III noob clip
hard plinth
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does skibaqara play sekiro
tulip jasper
ye
tulip crater
if you wanna join my chess related discord dm me
sonic steeple
grim edge
Privet
green jungle
Alpaca cheated on chess <:skillissue:1113322222203969547>
krammnik... start the procedure.
grim edge
hi
nova verge
wazzup
latent matrix
krammnik... start the procedure.
Stop Kramnik
Alpaca is clear, he did not cheat on chess 😮💨
cursive pawn
140kg x 6
twin moon
Do y’all think chess could be more interesting if only black had their queen and king switched
Due to the queen being on the same file as the king automatically, it could potentially give black “chances” to make up for having to move 2nd. Also with opposite side castling potentially becoming a norm in that form, many games may focus on aggressive styles
Actually I’m an idiot nvm
abstract mesa
Pretty sure white would have an actual advantage then also chess shouldnt experience any rule changes
chilly roost
Stop Kramnik
✋
iron cypress
Gold III noob clip
Skill issue
stuck scroll
They're dropping the pieces off at my door tomorrow. :3 I'm going to be gone that day because classes but I should be back home to pick it up soon after. :3
grim edge
They're dropping the pieces off at my door tomorrow. :3 I'm going to be gone tha...
I'm excited for you. Send a video of that set after you set it up and ping me
stuck scroll
Will do >u<
slim oyster
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Ah, thank you, will do
wise mortar
cursive siren
e
lapis brook
hy welcome ot the server
hello
lapis brook
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What's this
craggy badge
grim edge
Anyone alive?
peak plank
google invading everything huh https://labs.google/genchess
toxic valley
nova verge
Hi
bold peak
Hi
silent cloak
glossy radish
@digital phoenix i must obey the orders of mohit
digital phoenix
nuh uh
digital phoenix
nuh uh
glossy radish
didi accidentally add anoter slash
digital phoenix
bro my engine isnt loading
digital phoenix
gg @glossy radish
primal fern
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royal badger
grim edge
yo
dusk grove
proper spear
hi
full glen
Sigma? I was sigma once, they trapped me in a room, a skibidi room, a skibidi room full of baby gronks, and baby gronks make me sigma.
white light
Sigma? I was sigma once, they trapped me in a room, a skibidi room, a skibidi ro...
Uh the brain rot
😡
primal fern
<@&745328830649991179> he did it again 2nd time posting this self promo for another server
tulip jasper
torpid lintel
<@&745328830649991179> he did it again 2nd time posting this self promo for anot...
Thanks!
tulip jasper
theres normal people and then theres this dude who goes into the chesscom profile of every new person that hops in chat and investigates it aswell as the games
but yeah thats sus
tulip jasper
?? whadd a fcuk
primal fern
?? whadd a fcuk
black took a pawn
tulip jasper
hes busy playing fortnite
torpid lintel
is <@934760084582576178> awake?
Yes? 👀
primal fern
Yes? 👀
There is an account for you to escalate
What’s your favourite opening?
And are you rated in fide?
chilly roost
He is a stalker
naive briar
Same
primal fern
Why does it say “backup account” on your profile?
inner pawn
He probably wrote it into his description
gloomy vector
Mittens ahh face
west topaz
grim edge
Mittens ahh face
cute
full glen
💖🪽
if you have a server where you will never check the pings then you should leave it
i have 0 pings rn and it helps me not miss any
hard plinth
well never have this
fervent comet
https://tenor.com/view/fish-kiss-forehead-kiss-fishes-tiktok-gif-478816768844418...
no
sleek spire
@knotty reef Yep
knotty reef
<@1296077123714285592> Yep
Alr here’s the situation im in i met a girl at a chess tournament a lil while ago and since then we’ve been in a long distance relationship she’s coming here in a month to do a tournament and obv we both excited to see each other my parents are extremely strict and so are hers tf do I do
bitter arch
Why is it so hard to start a conversation
sleek spire
Alr here’s the situation im in i met a girl at a chess tournament a lil while ag...
Well for starters can I ask your ages?
knotty reef
Well for starters can I ask your ages?
15
knotty reef
So I assume your parents are worried about safety.
No they just don’t want me to date until im 25 their words
sleek spire
No they just don’t want me to date until im 25 their words
Just don't see each other's parents then
knotty reef
Just don't see each other's parents then
The problem is I wanna go on a date with her and my parents have me on life 360
sleek spire
The problem is I wanna go on a date with her and my parents have me on life 360
Then there is probably not a way ig
crystal mauve
I'm so tired
stable perch
midnight steppe
guys i hit 1100 elo today
lapis brook
guys i hit 1100 elo today
nice
midnight steppe
thx man
grim edge
guys i hit 1100 elo today
dammm good for you
grim edge
Wanna learn german language?
yes my bf is german
waxen sonnet
grim edge
wth is this
wise mortar
yes my bf is german
Okay so you got 67 years old russian husband and a new german bf
grim edge
yodeling
wise mortar
Blud living in Delululand
grim edge
what made them think that yodeling is W
wise mortar
Cause you can summon cows in alps
grim edge
lmao
wise mortar
That is a heavenly power
grim edge
the tongue moves i know HAHAHAHAAH
waxen sonnet
what
grim edge
@jaunty kindle teach me german, i will teach you how to live
wise mortar
waxen sonnet
just breath oxygen man
waxen sonnet
Nah carbon monoxide is better
CHCl3 better
wispy jewel
Hmm
wise mortar
CHCl3 better
Nerd
wispy jewel
Lol
wise mortar
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1321432294883594270/a...
Obama ?
wise mortar
Widescreen
wise mortar
<@657691479103242250> damm bro, you tinder swiping in VC? lmao
@cursive pawn Your turn
wise mortar
are these the typical germans?
Weak muscles, that is an austrian
cursive pawn
<@1190411877906386975> Your turn
Ill swipe right on you if i see you
wise mortar
Ill swipe right on you if i see you
I’d ghost you lil beo
cursive pawn
I’d ghost you lil beo
I’ll show up to your doorstep
wise mortar
I’ll show up to your doorstep
@glass kiln @pliant gulch help
cursive pawn
I’d ghost you lil beo
Already experienced that, now I’m addicted to steroids and depressed
cursive pawn
If I lose these things ill be happy
wise mortar
If I lose these things ill be happy
Damn 
bitter arch
She even approached me in the locker room 😭
bold coral
grim edge
She even approached me in the locker room 😭
she dead ass like u
cursive pawn
She even approached me in the locker room 😭
What is a girl doing the locker room?
latent matrix
What kind of gym is that
Thai gym
bitter arch
What is a girl doing the locker room?<:BRUHNOOO:1078430534520283256>
The men's locker room is right next to the girls locker.. and we store some machines in our locker
latent matrix
The men's locker room is right next to the girls locker.. and we store some mach...
Men's locker room in gym is full of machines
cursive pawn
machines that make you pregnant
latent matrix
Bro it's my work place..
😔
latent matrix
Wait, you did not start a dialog?
bitter arch
Nope
latent matrix
wise mortar
Wait, you did not start a dialog?
“Dialog” are you even real
latent matrix
I worry about your relationship more than my own 😕
latent matrix
“Dialog” are you even real
Conversation* my bad
bitter arch
Try to impress her with Rizz Fu, has to work
Thing is I'm not good at talking with new people.. introvert type shit
lone sierra
Thing is I'm not good at talking with new people.. introvert type shit
introverted =/= lacking social skills
bitter arch
introverted =/= lacking social skills
Only with girls
lone sierra
Only with girls
why?
patent bobcat
Only with girls
Feeling shy
bitter arch
Feeling shy
Yes
wise mortar
Just treat them like your male friends
patent bobcat
Idk.. maybe cuz I don't have many girl friends
Umhh, so do
grim edge
i dont have male friends.
lone sierra
Idk.. maybe cuz I don't have many girl friends
there's nothing to be afraid of because there's nothing scarier than a man
grim edge
theyre ewwiee
latent matrix
Just treat them like your male friends
Nah it's hard when you are introvert
patent bobcat
there's nothing to be afraid of because there's nothing scarier than a man
Oooh really...
latent matrix
Thing is I'm not good at talking with new people.. introvert type shit
Do you have her number?
patent bobcat
there's nothing to be afraid of because there's nothing scarier than a man
But not really
wise mortar
Nah it's hard when you are introvert
No offense but like that dude said, its about social skills
bitter arch
So you like men
Yes, i love talking with guys.. ( no homo)
wise mortar
I am introvert too
waxen sonnet
chess tuah
bitter arch
Do you have her number?
No
waxen sonnet
@wise mortar ---->🫃
waxen sonnet
https://tenor.com/view/fat-belly-gainer-gif-8120780
wise mortar
latent matrix
I am introvert too
He is introvert squared
patent bobcat
He is introvert squared
Yoo bro
wise mortar
https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-gif-26070007
I still cant fathom how this dude can sit on his own fat
waxen sonnet
https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-gif-26070007
latent matrix
https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-gif-26070007
Gang
wise mortar
BRO
waxen sonnet
bro
latent matrix
It's 2 different images, whats the problem
waxen sonnet
grim edge
Don't call discord police 🙏
bitter arch
there's nothing to be afraid of because there's nothing scarier than a man
Not all snakes are poisonous but we are afraid of all of them
latent matrix
I am small cat 😔
wise mortar
latent matrix
Am I cooked?
waxen sonnet
Am I cooked?
burned
bitter arch
Am I cooked?
Nah he's cool
latent matrix
lone sierra
Not all snakes are poisonous but we are afraid of all of them
still safer to put a shovel through its neck
lone sierra
I take it all back
latent matrix
still safer to put a shovel through its neck
Use 'zurna' to tame a snake
source: trust me bro
wheat dew
Skibidi toilet
grim edge
I think people in VCs must unmute themselves
pulsar scroll
----CHALLENGE-----
you pick 5 brain rot words, and have to use them in every sentence till 12:00pm of tommorow, you dont have to use all of them at once in one sentence
skibidi sigma mode 😈
you only get 2 words
oak cliff
ohio
wheat dew
midnight steppe
All i want is a cat
"ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUU 🔥 🔥🔥" first thing came to my mind when i read this
fleet scroll
Smh
bitter arch
"ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUU 🔥 🔥🔥" first thing came to my mind when ...
Bro it's jan 8
silent cloak
That hello is fake its from a different cat
bitter arch
Nunoya left the server
hard plinth
winged raven
All i want is a cat
buy one
winged raven
Nunoya left the server
they were constantly reporting random ppl and calling server mods
bitter arch
they were constantly reporting random ppl and calling server mods
Banned?
winged raven
Banned?
idk but they were annoying
who just reports ppl constantly in their free time?
bitter arch
In the memory you'll find me
eyes burning up
the darkness holding me tightly
Until the sun rises up
noble sleet
Hello everyone! Is there anyone who would be interested in buying my tickets to Kendrick
Lamar and SZA Grand National Tour, for Tue, Jun 10, 7:00 at Detroit Michigan, Ford Field Stadium , hmu if you’re interested:(304)249-1512
winged raven
Hello everyone! Is there anyone who would be interested in buying my tickets to ...
💀✋
tulip jasper
jaunty kindle
<@710259125233385503> teach me german, i will teach you how to live
Deal. How do I make noodles?
mild forge
I'm always the battleship
How old are you respectfully?
winged raven
I'm always the battleship
nice i like the car or wheelbarrow
chilly roost
What character do yall use in monopoly
2 fingers
fallen wasp
@timber walrus nice double ping
lapis brook
What character do yall use in monopoly
penguin
maiden beacon
How old are you respectfully?
What does this have to do with monopoly bro
stuck kestrel
What character do yall use in monopoly
Hat
mild forge
What does this have to do with monopoly bro
Lmao
little ocean
I have a cool chess strategy, where after e4, e5, I hit the black player with the d4 pawn — I usually don't play this move very often bcz it's like my riskiest opening ever and I fear for my life whenever I play this move but when I do, I usually aim for the eyes so that my black friend is immediately immobilised and thrashing on the floor and screaming in pain. I call it the hit-ler tactic as it uses the hit tactic and ler is my last name so... Yeah.
For I am nimbler
Ever so nimble
latent matrix
I have a cool chess strategy, where after e4, e5, I hit the black player with th...
Yeah bro, it's called scotch gambit google it
little ocean
Peg me
alpine wolf
hi guys! how to unmute for voice chnnel? (im new)
latent matrix
hi guys! how to unmute for voice chnnel? (im new)
You have to be connected, to stream - you have to be trusted
!trust
!loyalty
!trusted
stable jungleBOT
@latent matrix With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message
alpine wolf
so we cant use mic the first week right ?
latent matrix
so we cant use mic the first week right ?
No, you can use mic if you are connected, refresh your page ig
merry pumice
primal fern
but yeah thats sus
they are banned
tulip jasper
they are banned
wait not just locked out, straight up banned from the server?
primal fern
wait not just locked out, straight up banned from the server?
or they left the server because their chess.com is banned.
icy spade
Hi
primal fern
feel free to connect your account for trusted role
icy spade
feel free to connect your account for trusted role
How to do that?
primal fern
How to do that?
primal fern
How to do that?
is your username in farsi?
icy spade
is your username in farsi?
No it's arabic
icy spade
i can never tell the difference
Why
icy spade
but i can speak farsi
I see
icy spade
to me they look very similar
I see
But I never read smth in farsi so no idea.
queen glen
primal fern
But where should I start this from.
icy spade
<#1039987259186880634>
It's closed.
primal fern
It's closed.
you need to connect your account for access
icy spade
you need to connect your account for access
I did.
primal fern
icy spade
I am not allowed to share media.how do I show now
icy spade
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHV...
I followed all these steps..
primal fern
I followed all these steps..
if still having trouble, make a post in #1039943660839641139 and include your username on chess.com so a mod can help you further 🙂
icy spade
if still having trouble, make a post in <#1039943660839641139> and include your ...
Did jus now. And thanks for help sir ✨
vague dome
wow people actually put in effort to connect their account?
pale viper
wow people actually put in effort to connect their account?
ye.. some citizens choose to join the army over connecting their chess acc to discord
The army has less rules and guides to follow
vague dome
ye.. some citizens choose to join the army over connecting their chess acc to di...
let the revolt begin
vague dome
https://open.spotify.com/track/7vb1HJXTK7hR3ug25xtiuY?si=ec0a9a752d0945ca
really creative name
waxen sonnet
real
waxen sonnet
really bro?
primal fern
really bro?
we're in off topic. problem?
waxen sonnet
we're in off topic. problem?
na my bad i thought ur sending random ASMR video
grim edge
Btw, how to react when people insult you in College?
primal fern
Btw, how to react when people insult you in College?
Don’t
vague dome
Btw, how to react when people insult you in College?
double down and prove the allegations to show dominance
tulip jasper
Btw, how to react when people insult you in College?
tell them “you dont wanna see me when im mad” and spit your tongue at them
tulip jasper
grim edge
Should you care about someone your age in class the library, or somewhere on the job if a person is crying? That person is a stranger. I think you shouldn't disturb them even if you want to share kindness. I would enjoy their pain though.
latent matrix
Should you care about someone your age in class the library, or somewhere on the...
Last sentence killed me lmfao
grim edge
I see
latent matrix
No, they don't need your help 💀
grim edge
We share similar thoughts. As I heard we should show humanity to even strangers.
Let the stranger sad, we don't care. 💀
latent matrix
No, there is no 'we'
grim edge
What? Why?
lavish sleet
hi
obsidian cove
who wanna play chess dms
primal fern
who wanna play chess dms
welcome to the server
feel free to connect your account for trusted role
obsidian cove
im here 2 days
primal fern
im here 2 days
you are still new
obsidian cove
how i can that
primal fern
how i can that
obsidian cove
ty
icy spade
who wanna play chess dms
Hi basket
latent matrix
What? Why?
Don't enjoy other people's pain
icy spade
i have low rating
Me too
obsidian cove
500 is that normal or so low?
undone shadowBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1537 (1801 peak)
icy spade
500 is that normal or so low?
My highest was 700.
It's been 500 in this month.
But I got beaten last day so badly now it's 400
obsidian cove
my highest was 950
icy spade
my highest was 950
Sweet
I jus can't get above that
I tried to improve but idk what mistakes I'm doing.
I also end up making blunders blindly.
high glacier
500 is that normal or so low?
Normal for someone thats new
icy spade
Normal for someone thats new
Then shouldnt feel bad about it ig.
nova verge
hi
gusty kettle
grim edge
500 is that normal or so low?
That's really really bad
I went as low as 200 get your game up
obsidian cove
let me see your elo
undone shadowBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1345 (peak)
Blitz: 901 (896 peak)
Bullet: 838 (peak)
latent matrix
wise mortar
covert wolf
yo
hollow star
Can someone invite me to big chess discords?
chilly roost
Can someone invite me to big chess discords?
https ://discord .gg/kMmAHHkX
hollow star
https ://discord .gg/kMmAHHkX
Very useful
wintry moss
tulip jasper
green jungle
Should you care about someone your age in class the library, or somewhere on the...
schadenfreude
lilac egret
if you have a server where you will never check the pings then you should leave ...
Perhaps I like the shape of the numbers and prefer seeing them there 🙂 you do you, though 🫶❤️
I wonder if fish in a box has the same "fish in a barrel" type of effect... 🤔
digital phoenix
quote of the day
lapis brook
quote of the day
lmfao
peak igloo
We selling poop in Roblox
Business is improving so far..
fickle helm
Poop Tycoon vibes
hexed canyon
quote of the day
Diabolical
random drum
quote of the day
fck u las
knotty reef
Yo anyone here ever hide a gf before I need some help I’m in a situation
lilac egret
Yo anyone here ever hide a gf before I need some help I’m in a situation
I've never heard of hiding a gf, then again, you can't hide what you don't have... 🙃
knotty reef
I've never heard of hiding a gf, then again, you can't hide what you don't have....
My parents are very strict so I haven’t told them and that’s been easy until now
lilac egret
My parents are very strict so I haven’t told them and that’s been easy until now
Just don't get caught in her bedroom closet when her parents are sleeping, otherwise you might hear something along the lines of
"ya better gtf outta here before her dad wakes and puts a bullet in you"
Not that I've ever been in a situation like that...
knotty reef
Just don't get caught in her bedroom closet when her parents are sleeping, other...
It’s been long distance but she’s coming here for a chess tournament and obviously we wanna go out with each other but my parents don’t want me to date they have me on life 360 her parents are also very strict and don’t want her to date so idk what to do
lilac egret
It’s been long distance but she’s coming here for a chess tournament and obvious...
I meannn... what they don't know won't hurt em? lol
knotty reef
I meannn... what they don't know won't hurt em? lol
That’s the problem I’m trying to make it so they don’t find out
How do I go out with my gf without my parents knowing
Cus if I go back to her hotel room and I have my phone on me life 360 will screw me over
knotty reef
If they ask questions you can always try not confirming and not denying it
The problem is the life 360 if I’m at a random hotel on the strip and I’m suppose to be out with a friend there ain’t much denying I can do cus it will notify them when I’m not where I’m suppose to be
lilac egret
There is a solution to most problems, if you can't find one for your situation, then I guess the one last option for you...
knotty reef
There is a solution to most problems, if you can't find one for your situation, ...
Is not have my phone ik
lilac egret
Is not have my phone ik
Bam! now you are thinking 
The biggest rule when you decide to break a rule is: don't get caught 
knotty reef
Bam! now you are thinking <:thinkbru:418593170650038295>
The problem is if I leave my phone at home and I’m out with friends my parents might be suspicious and how am I suppose to get a ride home if I don’t have my phone
lilac egret
The problem is if I leave my phone at home and I’m out with friends my parents m...
If you can't figure it out...
knotty reef
Dog I just came here for help not for a get over it cat meme
lilac egret
Dog I just came here for help not for a get over it cat meme
I am not sorry for not being the help you desired lol, can't say I didn't try, though 🫶
digital phoenix
get over it lil bro
pulsar imp
sup
grim edge
yo
quasi lagoon
heyy
twin moon
Today a new phone policy has been put into my school district, so we can’t have our phones even in our pockets during class times, it has to be off and in our bags. But we can have it during lunch
So I forgot to turn it off after lunch, I go into my study hall with the JROTC (military) instructor, and my ringtone at max volume goes off, it’s the “yo phone lingin” ringtone
Am I cooked 💀
tulip jasper
well as long as the instructor is chill u should be fine
we had a similar policy but over time people learned to not give a shit
twin moon
Nah I’ve already known him for 2 years lmao. In general he would probably get onto me, but it’s the first day (of the policy)
I mean he is kinda chill but kinda not, it’s weird with him
That’s what we are guessing, but after 5 offenses, you go to an alternative school with people who did some f* up shit 💀
peak igloo
This Roblox game have hair physics
That's nice...
idle edge
lf anyone who can play chess 10 mins with me
magic ibex
So I forgot to turn it off after lunch, I go into my study hall with the JROTC (...
with the rotc instructor is wild
u still alive bro?
twin moon
u still alive bro?
Yep lmfao
Plus we are high schoolers, it’s not like I’ve done something unheard of
magic ibex
gud2hear
twin moon
We low key got an R Kelly among our ranks so I’m definitely chilling 😭
The diddler reincarnated into our school 💀
rotund drum
suqid games
unborn ravine
Groom groom groom
latent matrix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d-oZMJSaec
u a i
gilded lava
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d-oZMJSaec
Evangellion fly me to the moon>>>>
latent matrix
Groom groom groom
Sahil O'Neal 🏀 🇮🇳
grim edge
halo chat
ornate adder
hi
grim edge
pls play
bitter arch
oak cliff
wtf 💀
patent bobcat
My name is Kira Yoshikage,
Hello brother....
fervent comet
so people going to have bad teeth instead of bad lungs
hushed bramble
??
steel needle
I saw this movie. Drive angry. Why is Alex mahone in a movie with Ghost rider
Crazy collab like fortnite
solar sedge
Yep
short cradle
grim edge
People forget its not the taste of cigarettes people like, it's the stress relief and feeling they get from cigarettes
fossil shuttle
People forget its not the taste of cigarettes people like, it's the stress relie...
The smoke looks cool to 😎
pale viper
People forget its not the taste of cigarettes people like, it's the stress relie...
Who said anything about their taste? They have a sweet flavor, but include chemicals that are substantial for stress relieving
grim edge
yall deserve to deteriorate early if thats your reasoning to smoke
pale viper
I don't smoke bud calm it