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Only an associates though
@open shoal Eu vi que vocĂȘ entende um pouco de portuguĂȘs, Ă© verdade?
Sim
Aeeeeeee
Ă© quase como espanhol
Vambora
vocĂȘ Ă© brasileiro?
Sou
ah isso Ă© legal
De Curitiba, capital do ParanĂĄ
eu quero visitar o brasil
VocĂȘ tem preferĂȘncia pra comida?
Comida brasileira?
eu nĂŁo sei o que isso significa
VocĂȘ Ă© vegano?
EntĂŁo vocĂȘ precisa experimentar espetinho de coração de galinha
Ă muito bom
Uma feijoada
Legal que a gente espantou todo mundo do chat
Deixe-me procurar uma imagem
Tudo bem
vocĂȘ conhece essa comida? @dim ridge
eu nĂŁo sabia disso
Vende em todo lugar por aqui
Eles me disseram que era bom
realmente?
Os melhores sĂŁo os que tem requeijĂŁo com frango dentro
eu preciso tentar isso
Posso dar uma dica de portuguĂȘs?
Sim
si
por favor
!eng
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
si querquoi porque?
Shut up
Que pasa cabron
hablas porque?
Tu madre
que hablar porqua
Ă que eu entendo o sau confusĂŁo, por geralmente vocĂȘ fala really nesse tipo de ocasiĂŁo
Comment ca va
Mas quando vocĂȘ falar no portuguĂȘs Brasil, fala "sĂ©rio?"
si.. porque a la hablar como llamaos
Parece muito mais natural do que falar realmente
o Ășnico portuguĂȘs que eu sei Ă© por causa do espanhol que eu nĂŁo estudei nem nada
No hablo español manito
EntĂŁo nĂŁo Ă© tĂŁo bom assim
Mas que bom que vocĂȘ tem uma base
no... si yo hablo espanÔl
Eu deveria ter algumas aulas
Falam que o portuguĂȘs Ă© a lĂngua mais difĂcil de se aprender
o sotaque Ă© forte
nĂŁo sei se falei certo
anglais porque espĂŁnol
Mas Ă© basicamente isso que eu queria falar
E "realmente" vocĂȘ fala pra concordar com alguĂ©m
Porque puedo
quase o mesmo que em espanhol
Äspanol porque.. yo hablo porque visitar vamos
No tienes las ñ 
Ăa va bien, e tu?
je parle francais
Je parle petit
j'apprende francais avec mon ami
Ami is mother?
bonjour
I dont know
je aussi j'apprende francais pour 5 annee
He said that he learned french with someone
friend
I did it for 3 days
Ah
non tu es un imbécile hahahahah
Imbecil tu
je ne t'aime
Non, tu es
Kkkkk boa
Chato vai ficar é a sua cabeça se tu não parar
ajourd'hui j'ai mange un croissant đ„đ„đ„
Me mange tu mama
tu es une petit bĂ stard faible
Tu un conchesumadre sin vida
Stop that shit ocean
Said no one
non je parle le francais LE LANGUE DE LA MONDE
nah hes not french
I love napoleon
I know, he's great on rise of kingdoms
Legends say that he was short
He was not
Only that already makes him great
He was average height
Probably not
Hahaha
maybe 5'2
No
he was more of a pawn warrior
Fake news
youre right, maybe 5'1
I don't know the feet system
Thats like 157
5'2 is like a woman height
What?
that means Napoleon was shorter than women
thank you !
He was not 5'2
It makes sense if you're talking about dwarfs
now I know the truth about Napoleon thanks to u
Napoleon was small but not dwearf
He was 5'2 in the metric system of the time
WHAT HES ACTUALLY 5'2
Which is different to the one we have now
I was joking
Yes
he's actually 5'2
Search it
â ïžâ ïžâ ïž
so he is shorter than women
My honest reaction
wow.
But 5'2 means like 5'6 in todays system
je ne comprende
It was a different height system
cap
So he was around 5'5 or 5'6
that's woman height still
but napoleon is 5 2
I wish I was a dwarf
At the time it was average height
I wish I was tall
no back then people were bigger
Fake
Who said that
i read an article
so how did the egyptions build the pyramids
why were weapons so much bigger back then for swords
With time and patience
and maces
Generations of work
no but the weapons were bigger and we can't really hold them
it's meant for big people
if we are getting shorter, that means Napoleon would be 4'8 today
so napoleon is actually mediocre dwarf
Thats not how it works buddy
So you saying that in just 200 years everyone got shorter?
Like significantly
idk
My favorite sword is the zwanhÀnder
Mine is the katana
i don't know the sword names
I wanna die doing a calvary charge
Katanas are complicated to forge
why? just cut it out right
They are also not that good
with scissors
But they are cool
just cut the outline with scissors

i did it in 2nd grade bruh
You have to bend the metal and manage to not break it
hmmm
your iq is half of mine and mine is half of monica
So there's some techniques to forge a katana

Im smarter than you
then what is napoleons true height
I don't remember very well, but I think there was something involving sand
it can't be
I dont know it either
you just added 4 inches
Bruh im not even going to argue with a rock
Hahahah
Just do research
They haven't taken him out of his coffin????
they got his height from the skeleton đŠŽ
Yeah, but his head was so big that it turns out that he was 5'6
Bro is stupid
You dont know spanish
Spanish
i spoke spanish with you
It was a broken spanish
Who is winning round 4
Not even good
It already happened bruh
My mom
but your french was worse
my Spanish was decent but your french was unreadable
I dont study french and I still know a little 
si je habla espĂŁnol
hablo*
y biblioteça je vent
And the je is not spanish
si.. uhh
jo travailler la biblioteca
can u speak French then
Dark souls music is playing in my head while this conversation
je dois parle le francais avec tu
@dim ridge understands me
hahaha... tu es une petite petite gros cochon
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
He called you a little pig
lol
u were having a full spanish conversation for 20 min tho
Tell him I have a big pig
Not spanish 
đ€š
Portuguese
I have a big worm... in my room
@winged raven he has a big pig
I wanna see it
what does that mean đ€š
Ok let me pull it out... of the box I trapped it inside
Actually wft?
xD
...that he has a really really big pig
can I see it conor
Tell him its massive

@winged raven It's huge đ
s'il vous plait chill mon ami
Nothing
Non
c'est une server bon pour le famille
But you're not part of this family
QUOI
Thats right
What
I know right? He did this to me last week
je ne pas gay mon ami mais je suis straight
Thats right
Im not gay
I am
je veux tu es une chill guy mais
You a femboy?
đ§ą
Almost
konor is a perfect match
I want a femboy
Me too đ
We should make @winged raven a femboy
je serai toujours straight
Yeah đ€€
Its okay I like a little resistance
Je ne pas gay comme toi
tu es tres freaky ConnĂłr
Who?
je n'aime pas
Who asked?
oui c'est le harassmént avec moi
Fake french
He said that he is going to harres you
Gotta appreciate the haters â€ïž lol
i said I'm being harassed đ
Code geass banner ?
Formula: â€ïž + đ§ = â€ïžâđ„
Why would someone hate on you then... They are fools
i hate everyone passionately
Seems like a green flag to me
We should sincerely e-date
whoâs alt are you
Wtf happened to the server? I don't like this new update
I'm 52 with a Russian husband. Sorry
You made this joke so often. I'm now wondering if it's true
Keep wondering
Still not often enough
I probably said it a lot of times
There is another version of this meme, would you dare to post it 
Bro is not just a chill guy
We don't do that here. Filipina moms can see EVERYTHING
as you both get older, you will discover that steel is extremely effective against shin
hi
Anathema huh
yuh
im debating whether to jump to it from cosmic cyclone when i beat it
but itll be the hardest thing i do in gaming by a landslide
Im just a chill guy
You like girls?
Im looking for a chill girl
Yeah
Ah yes let's just dump to a possible top 10
Jump
it looks fun tho
Cake is cake
I had an ice cream cake for Thanksgiving
Im too poor to listen to songs
Get off discord lil bro, you are addicted
I just gor here wft
What is bro
Imma work in blitz when I hit gm
Ok
mythical wikipedia pull
Try it
if you can pull it off, good luck
but ngl I dont think its worth the pain
probably not but i have grinded things for several months so if i quit its probably cuz i get busy
Soundcloud better
How come?
Pixel
My professor refused to grade my essay, because I mixed up the professor name and class name on my MLA paper
Ur kidding
Nah
Report him
She HAVE to grade it, she CAN take points off but she HAVE to grade it
She refused papers before this đ
If u want an A then maybe fixed it, but she HAVE to grade it
I turned in a self peer editing sheet, and on the areas where it said to write down grammar errors and the such, I didnât put anything down because I had already done multiple checks on my own. And she just didnât want the paper after seeing it blank
Ngl it took me a second to find what was wrong, but yea I fixed it đ
Lost to a guy 500 above me
Wdym?
He kicked my ass
A guy kicked ur ass irl?
Oh no
Just punch them
In chess
Ohhhh ok
I wish I could punch people when i lose in chess
I was bouta say BACK KICK-
I dont get in fights
Who in here listen to kempachii
Because im a chill guy
Good
Also Ngl she hates me after she saw me using AI, but I wasnât even hiding it cause I wasnât using it for anything bad, I was just trying to find ideas for a paper since I didnât know what to write about
I do that all the time lol
Xd
And the teacher even tells us to use it if we are lost
Exactly, it ainât cheating itâs just looking for extra examples smh
She tells us its a good tool
Bro this is my first duel credit class, I hate my professor
Damn
She will get onto people and even if she is wrong, she will look for the smallest thing to make her visit worthwhile
Ive had quite a few semester with mine and she is nice
Good for you đ
Argue back, its simple, if u know she is wrong use it as your base to make an argument
Last thing I need is an English teacher who doesnât like me even more
Her grading those essays will be a nightmare for me đ
Did you already do the profesor evaluation?
What she gonna do?
She already has graded a few things that were objectively right because she would have done it differently, like marking my paper off for using via instead of through
Pardon?
If she grades it like its a Havard University Essay then report her
Like see their rating online?
Nah cause Harvard essays probably get good criticism/reasonable grading
We do profesor evaluations and tell the school how good the profesor was
That gives them an insight into things
Well we probably havenât because itâs technically a highschool class
If she gets too harsh, report her
But itâs duel credit so we just get a professors class
Yea Iâm thinking about it
U won't regret it
It seems like online classes like her and in person classes hate her from what Iâve seen in reviews
Oh so its not a college class?
Then just talk with the counselor if its that bad
Fr
hm

Damn nice
Uhhhh, anyone know why my chess.com is stuck on one screen and I canât do anything about it?
- I used to be a scripter.
Idk
Redownload it
Close it and open it
Thatâs the rating of the professor Iâm talking about
Yknow
Im tired
This person might be in my class đ
My head hurts
Who
You have a brain tumor
?
That reviewer, itâs date is in my time learning in this class
Could be
Im lucky no one I know is here
I wouldn't say the things I say
Yep
Anyways Iâm gonna hop off, thanks for the advice yâall, best of luck in your classes
Have a great day/night
Good luck brother
For sure
Stay chill
bump
No f* way Micheal bay is producing it
He is
Father God, let it be so. In the holy name of Jesus Christ, Amen!! đđ
did you do the thing?
Ohh
nice nice, mythical arts
Skibidi
what the hell is going on
Those who know
Do I show signs of mental illness?
yeah your name
how old is U
Whats wrong with that
its written in cringy way
How
?
Its cool
Im age shifting
Some1 seems to he angy
is this bloodborne?

Woahhhh omg
What did I do
Bro what did I do to you đđđ
Iâm literally just complimenting your stuff
what the hell is happening
real
BROTHER IS THAT NORTH KOREA
11:11 at 11% battery đ„
Woahh
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Sounds like you're afraid of a bombini on your weeni

Sorry, a w4rh3ad on ur 4h3ad
ok idc
God forbid the worst of things. đđ
some of yall need to chill
@lapis brook join 2P Room 1
Hi everyone
Hi
Welcome to the server :)
If you need any help you can ask me
Oh I appreciate that
Well people here talk about chess mainly and how they could improve at chess, but sometimes we get a little off topic
I see
Yk i mainly joined because I wanted to get better at chess
Do you play chess?
May I know whatâs your elo?
Its very lowđ
Yes,I am not that good at it tho.
We donât judge people with low elo
Thats nice
I am only 170
Oh
See my elo is worst than your
Lmao its fine
Oh please connect you account by doing /connect
How long have you been playing?
Only a few months
Yeah don't be too hard on yourself
You have only played for such a short time
how about you?
I started playing again a few months ago
But i played since I was like 5
I used to be a lot better
Thatâs great; glad youâre enjoying chess
But I just didn't have anyone good enough to play against so I just stopped playing for a few years
Ty, same to you
If you had reach that level before , then you could do it again
I see
Ty for the motivation. I'm trying to improve my chess rn
Btw do yk any ways to improve at chess?
Like in the server
Hmmm
You have to connect your account before going in there
I can't seem to send messages there
You have to connect your account first
Do /connect
Wait
Im connected now
But I still can't send messages there
Oh wait now I can
Anyways
@ionic trench you up for a game?
I am sorry but I am really not in good condition for a game
Maybe anotherđ time
Ah I see
Its fine
Neuro have you been lurking me?
no i just got here đ
You could try to with @primal fern heâs a very nice person
no i'm not
Thats what a nice person would say
Neuro, oh please
Wasn't he not in the mood to play tho
With this yk
Oh right my apologies
Typo
Anyways
Ima go play a game with a london
You could ask people to play against you in #đŹăĄchess-talk
Have fun :)
ok
I believe you are a little too late sir
you meow for me then
Sorry but I am not a furry
God bless Perry
did you do the thing to get Valentino unbanned?
No, I am not going to flirt with a mod to get him unbanned.
Take it for the team cmon
@fervent comet we must convince kim to do it
Don't you like Valentino?
I donât even know who is he
Tbh same, Perry said he's cool
hooligans
valentino is cool
he got unbanned?
How old is U lil bro?
nah we working on that
valentino said to forget it lmao
Sir, I would not like to reveal my age to the public.
the mods told us to stfu when we asked
never we stand united for Valentino â
did ding win or gukesh?
đȘ
if ur minor I stop making stupid jokes, because it's inappropriate
For which game?
bruh me retired from chess not giving a fck
I won
idk đ
Yayy
retired????
you THAT old and wasting time on dc?
Good job! However, you made a lot of mistakes, misses, and blunder in the game.
from chess
discord is fun met some friends
so you quit
Other than that, you did a very well job.
how is life without your parents...
feeling ok?
bruh
wild đ
Oh dam
Wait you can see my games?
I moved back to moms for holidays lost my job and shut due to medical reasons need to get a new one
Yes, I was watching your game the whole time
But yeah it was hellish alcoholism
Well ig its 8 am for a reason
Damn bro try gym
Gym is killing alcoholism
maybe after new years
đ get well soon
But yeah I keep making a lot of blunders
I used to go to gym and get drunk afterwards
How old are you?
get valentino unbanned
Ima go take a nap
24, why
đ€Ł
ask the mods
Idk you said you have holidays and also drunk
I thought you are at school lmfao
wdym? you might misread something
bruh
oh yeah yeah
Like you say holidays is something like free days when you dont have to work?
and get yelled at
no thanks
I lost my job recently I don't have any
bro that mikaeli dude who is frog emperor is freaky af
I thought holidays is something like little brats have for 3 months in the summer
Markus might be ok we tried to get us muted by him tagged him like 20 times saying weird shit he didn't mute 
holidays are like new years christmas etc
ye ye ic
@inland crater freakyvro
he scawyyy
And he works at MUN lmfao
he blocked me... đ
bruh what did you even say to him? bro the most chill mod ever đ
Tell him that you need coach for 1 year, easy unblock
i asked him for free chess lessons
and he said no
and blocked me
No money no funny
he charges 2.5k for me in my currency
@boreal cosmos you're the most chill mod ever mighty markus
i dont want fun
i just wanna get better
2.5 rupees?
yeah that might do it
That's not much for Europe/USA so
You just spawned in poor country
Someone got timedout for saying "mightymarkus? More like poopymarkus" for 48 hours
for me it is
you fck around you find out
india is rich?
Poor
đ€Ł
real
basically the more you fck around the more you find out and if you don't fck around you don't find oht
You did well anyway
Why thr block đ
Valentino must be unbanned
you are just a chill guy
FREE MY BOI
idk đ
@grim edge this guy was toed
Miss Ahmad Israel Qanwabi
toed?
â
Timed out
meh
Nuh uh no they are not
you guys are just brave
i pee my pants when i see them
Shit yourself
đ
its cause in the mc server ive been muted 7 times because of mods
Ty
i dont wanna get muted so i shut up
Mods be like : Did i just catch u havin fun?
and they have so much fcking power
Np
thats why theyre so scary
Outside of their servers they dont
hi
Real
They gonna Time out if if they see this tho
true
Their is an inside joke in our gc cant sag it here
But we don't have X9 here
what a loser
I dont see neurolink here so
Also i dont think moderating a discord server sitting infront of a screen 10 hrs a day everyday is power
I will tell u in gc
hmm thats true
ok
I got a meme for this but no perms
lol just send
Power over children
Yeah scary power
Real
see what i mean?
So weird how this chat gets spammed by these newbies after I announce literally ANYTHING.
I wonder why I got blocked
why y ou blocking everyone
Anyone who gives me bad vibes.
hi guys
Hi
wow can i block you
wait bro blocked me lol
I know
i just said one message
I know
Ayyy more angel numbers thanks lol
well it seems very childish to block everyone
hello
real
i will pinch your balls
Ig they are just âintrovertedâ
its like you cant handle anything anyone says, idk why they keep posting god pictures too
đđđ
wtf
lmao
Literally nobody cares darkfry
Cuteee lmao 
What was ur time
2 seconds, first message i sent to him
world record any%
No weapon raised against me shall prosper!
Dang nĂšw world record
click on that link
2.348 seconds exactly
save your assets
Biggest yapper here is dark fry
Real me tony g and bill foss were collectively laughing at him last night
at this point bro probably has more blocked accounts than friends
I doubt he has friends
Lmao
valid
đđđ
what does he keep posting pictures of everyday
send location I'll smoke you
Politics
real
đ
i need rainbolt on him rn
đđđ
Beat his ass shukichiro
rainbolt is a living cheatcode đđ
how is bro even still alive
Real
and not assassinated by the US or smth
rainbolt probably knows the lost city of atlantis
Because he would find them before they find him

He guessed the basketball court of the whitehouse đ
that is visually disturbing to see
NOBODY CARES who is this guy even talking to
Everyone in chat is blocked by him
he hooped with obama back in the day
he found someones flight seat from a picture from above đ
Real
he guessed a city from a gradient
Yeah i saw that đ
Hmm the grass looks australian
This fence is looking quite irish
the pole looks kinda italian
Hmm idk could be bri ish
Oh that bacteria u see over there?
if you observe the tiny cut at the bottom of the pole you would know its from italy
Very bri ish
Real
bros talking to himself atp
since you won't see this message, I'll admit that I'm gay
We can see this message tho
@crimson raptor If you look closely at the top left arrow you will notice he has 99 missed calls from his therapist
ahaahahahahahaah
he blocked his therapist 
bro why is this so npc laugh
||hi||
Lmao
Not before threatening him with screenshots of the block button đ
Therapist getting paid without working
How? Darkfry is broke
hello
Darkfly can't pay the therapist after the session
Therapist: returns all his injuries
lmao
MUSTAAAARRDDDD
Anyone up for a game?
Click thr "Play" button on chess.com
Well i meant someone heređ
do you want to play chess
i am very good at chess
Ho
hi
That's what the fish say
be careful around this guy
might be a fish
what does thatâs what the fish say mean
that's also what the fish say
You wanna know who's a fish?
@delicate orbit
define âfishâ
someone who's new in prison
you dropped it already
yes and iâm asking for a new one
nuh uh
bruh how old is U
19
hmm
cap
september 14 2005
September 11, 2001
hello everyone
no
??
Hello
yooo brooo! what do you think who can win
._.

first one to chat is gay
lol

hes gay
what's with the map images above
Is it me
nah darkfry

Nah
Stonks
Its like why do people think they automatically have a right to tell others what to do lol
as the mayor at the time said of mahler becoming head conductor of the vienna state opera, âi myself decide who is a jew and who is not a jewâ
i object!
Which one? 
The heavenly father of Jesus Christ.
trompowsky edge variation

I had that yesterday
Never heard of him. I pray to Cthulu

Is this god of war?
Itâs cthulu
Aquaman?
He has a theme song too
THE MALKUTH GRIMOIRE is the name of the long-awaited ALKALOID debut album.
The extreme metal band ALKALOID consists of international high-class musicians, including current and former members of bands like Obscura, Spawn of Possession, Aborted, Dark Fortress, Necrophagist, God Dethroned, Blotted Science and Noneuclid.
To fund their album they s...
What am I sowing? đ€
Imagine dragon cthulhus...
I approve
Can he walk on land?
Yes
I am the one true representative of cthulu, therefore my approval is required
Cthulu mythos
If you donât believe in cthulu, you suffer eternal torment after you die because he said so
Ok
Do you have some sort of cthulhu resume or ID card? Lol
I already shared the theme song
yoda
Klombadrov
soda
What is that?
Basically, cthulu wants you to worship him and will torment you for all of eternity if you donât. Heâs all powerful, yet intentionally leaves evil in the world and created this world that has evil in it. If something good happens, praise cthulu. If something bad happens, cthulu works in mysterious ways and itâs all part of his plan
The one true God, Half Walrus, Half Goat
He sounds soooo spooooky lol
đœ
Sounds pretty ridiculous, doesnât it?
Azathoth and Yogsothoth victim
i see what you are trying to do
Cthulu is an Eldritch God right?
also has anyone played puzzle bobble?
Gotta try and help brainwashed people somehow
Sounds like a ridiculous relationship anyone crazy enough to vibe with cthulhu energy.
not brainwashed
Nope
I described the christian god but said cthulu instead
ur not a real one
Now i have to try it
arcade game which is best played with a friend
When the belief is shoved down your throat as a kid what else is it đ
for u i guess it was
These?
I used to play these games a lot
My dad plays bubble shooter on his ipad
Being anything doesn't mean you have to agree with EVERYTHING. Putting anything to the extreme is judged only by God himself, I reckon.
đ letâs continue this in dms
Fair enough.
Sent
The app was blocked on newer devices because same as humans your device gets more intelligent over time meaning that more intelligent humans dont play this game

Doesnt mean u r intelligent btw

Why you
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