💬〡general-off-topic

[bitter arch]

[bright wind]

samosa ? aloo ?

[vestal basin]

Yeah ig

[primal fern]

thx

type /connect for server perms

[spice shore]

can someone explain this

🫄

[bronze mango]

Real

Hi im magneet carolsen
Pls send 50 im stuck in iraq

[primal fern]

50 elo sending now

[upper wagon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNaYpBpRJOY

good song called avalnche

[dusky bramble]

Yoo!

https://youtube.com/@anime_xplainer944?si=DlJN9yRbsKBUcrGv

[dusky bramble]

Plzz subscribe my channel

[grim edge]

Lol

[gilded lava]

We live, we love, we lie

[pulsar pebble]

spectre

[bronze mango]

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

[high gust]

[redacted]

How do I play against the discord bot?

[cursive pawn]

alt + f4

[high gust]

Bro

just tell me

[cursive pawn]

idk man go to #💬〡chess-talk

[grim edge]

any one piece fan out here

[vestal basin]

Imma do elo giveaway oneday

[little ocean]

I have 3 nuclear bombs stuck inside me

I'm butta explo-

boom [nasty explosion noise]

haha get unexistence

[safe swan]

@haughty flower

Hi Hari, need some help! Can u dm me when you're free?

[cobalt sable]

Hi

[safe swan]

Hello

Welcome to the server

[cobalt sable]

Oh thanks!

[cobalt sable]

How are you?

[safe swan]

I am good, thanks for asking! :)) how about you?

[cobalt sable]

I'm good thanks

[fleet scroll]

<@&745328830649991179>

[silent quest]

Smh

Why are people spamming a roblox link in a chess server

[safe swan]

Since when are you playing chess?

[cobalt sable]

@safe swan 1 week ago you?

[safe swan]

Nice...I used to play alot when I was in school and now I still play but less.😅

[cobalt sable]

Real

[safe swan]

How far did u reach in rating in a week?

[cobalt sable]

Well the best I've gotten was 600 but then I went back to 200

It was because I usaully play my friends who play way more than I do

[safe swan]

Understandable

As you're in this server... I assume you're here to improve right?

[cobalt sable]

Yes

More persisely to not suck so bad I embarass myself

[safe swan]

Nice... I've been in this server for a week. There are only few things that can really help u. Namely #🧩〡daily-puzzle #💬〡improvement-talk #1039982616159465595

[cobalt sable]

Oh merci

[safe swan]

I've not yet used the other two channels yet but they're good for u fs....i only use puzzles one and try to solve as many as possible till the time I'm here

[cobalt sable]

That smart

[safe swan]

Don't think like that..... It's a game afterall.... Just play to enjoy :))

[cobalt sable]

I'll try thank you

[safe swan]

Anytime... Cya later

[molten helm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUVs-tZYmcs

[molten helm]

u got to watch this xd

[grim edge]

hi

[crystal blaze]

wsg my beaners

[fleet scroll]

<@&745328830649991179> slur

[drifting veldt]

rahhh

[fleet scroll]

Henlo whismy

[drifting veldt]

omg absya

[fleet scroll]

Hewwo

[lapis brook]

huh

[glossy radish]

whismy?

[drifting veldt]

woah v

[oblique valley]

hi people of chess.com

[runic musk]

test

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sqjs

This is the Chess.com profile of sqjs. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1164 (peak)
Blitz: 827 (951 peak)
Bullet: 885 (907 peak)

[orchid wigeon]

ded chat

[glossy radish]

woah

[tranquil hearth]

Game review?

[primal fern]

yes feel free to ask any questions to improve

[thin wadi]

bxbd

[grim edge]

hi

I believe aliens are visiting earth

Does anyone agree?

[unkempt basalt]

Is this painting good?

[tulip jasper]

Its good i think

yeah its very good

[grim edge]

Hmmmm

Something about this painting feels angry

Like a quiet desperation

I sense rejection

[upbeat mantle]

hopefully the painter wont go on massacring half of europe

[dusky panther]

would anyone be interested in donating to a charity called jeans for genes?/children's medical research? i walked 23kms today and im tryna raise some money. Let me know if u want to and DM me!

[peak igloo]

Lovely 💝

I might donate one day if only I'm not broke... Can't wait to finish highschool and get a job and have my own money

[tawny portal]

who are voting yes 💀💀

[olive crane]

bro NEVER ever try to be a philosopher ever again

you did NOT cook

[tribal grove]

ofc every painting that has been sent in this server would be drawn by him wouldn't they

[plush drum]

tf is that name

[tribal grove]

if you mean mine i'm just a fan of the lolli mate
https://www.chess.com/lessons/essential-checkmate-patterns/lollis-mate

[unkempt stream]

Hello!

[undone copper]

Hi

[radiant frost]

Why

[unkempt stream]

So I noticed today that Crying infront of many peoples is the most embarrasing thing -__-

I LITERALLY CRIED IN THE SCHOOL BECAUSE I MISSED THE ID CARD AND TEACHER DIDNT NOT ALLOW ME TO ENTER THE CLASS AND GIVE THE EXAM BUT HE/SHE SENT ME TO CLASS IN JUST 5 - 10 MINUTES BECAUSE I CRIED hehe

[undone copper]

Yeah ofc

[radiant frost]

Lol

[unkempt stream]

Otherwise they was putting students for 30 minutes out of the class!
lmao
but BRUH I AM LITERALLY SHY NOW
my mommy said why did I cry -___-
bruh many teachers saw me crying
they will reveal it into the class in future maybe

Bruhh

[radiant frost]

You don't know the gender of your teacher?

[unkempt stream]

AAAH I am feeling embarrased now..

[undone copper]

What grade are you?

[unkempt stream]

lol there were several teachers! one of them were male and others were females

[unkempt stream]

if I say then u will laugh...

[unkempt stream]

9TH ! BRUHH

[radiant frost]

I guess you are the nerd type

[unkempt stream]

u can say

[undone copper]

Ohh me too bro

[unkempt stream]

lol

[undone copper]

Where are u from?

[unkempt stream]

actually am a type of boy who loves to always become on top so I study hard and keep improving every year

[radiant frost]

A lot of students are used to punishments like that

[unkempt stream]

india

[undone copper]

Oh

[radiant frost]

I can understand because your brother was like that too so it's obvious you will follow him

[unkempt stream]

lol! How did u know about my brotha

[radiant frost]

You told in chat that he cleared NEET

One of the toughest competitive exams in India

[undone copper]

Neat

[unkempt stream]

oh yeah lol

[unkempt stream]

toughest is UPSC btw...

[unkempt stream]

or IIT/JEE

[radiant frost]

It's super hard. If he cleared it then that means he must be a studious guy

No NEET is tougher than JEE

[unkempt stream]

bro he literally didnt sleep some days..

[unkempt stream]

then I'll do JEE
hehe

[radiant frost]

People say UPSC is hardest but it's not like NEET is easy, it's up there too

[unkempt stream]

hmm

[unkempt stream]

gimme motivation to me because I cried today and am feeling embarrased :(

[radiant frost]

Your future achievements will speak for itself. I think you will do wonders.

[unkempt stream]

And noone will keep my those CRYING moments when I will become something

[radiant frost]

Exactly

[grim edge]

yo, can anyone give me diamond sub? if not its ok lol

[unkempt stream]

Bro's STATUS...

[grim edge]

shush manh

[vivid ledge]

I have a quote

"The King is smart and uses his head. For if he moves, he'll soon be dead"

castles*

[grim edge]

what bullshi

[vivid ledge]

bongcloud mind attack*

[little ocean]

You have billions of lifeforms inside you right now, squirming, wiggling, doing unimaginable evil

[vivid ledge]

semantics, the wandering point of reference inn me

[carmine glade]

no

[wise mortar]

[carmine glade]

hi

[little ocean]

Your intestines are mushy

[grim edge]

Huh

This place kinda fell off

[green jungle]

Have they tried asking nicely

[hard plinth]

Shut up osaka

[green jungle]

Ligma

[viscid jacinth]

reminds me of a certain quote for sure.....

[cursive pawn]

Yea I’m trying to rearrange them

[green jungle]

My achievements speak for themselves. (Looks at zero tournaments won in 13 years)

[cursive pawn]

13 years ago I was investing in real estate

[green jungle]

13 years ago someone asked me if Chinese people named their children by dropping a spoon down the stairs

[silent quest]

Do they

[fervent comet]

@hard plinth explain to them

that u dont

[hard plinth]

Ok

[hard plinth]

We use chopsticks lil bro

[nocturne elk]

real

[fervent comet]

real

[vestal basin]

Another stereotype reel

[fervent comet]

true

[green jungle]

Yeah we do

The poorer ones who can’t afford silverware have to make do with plastic. That’s how you get weak surenames like “li” and “zou” instead of sigma alpha surenames like “dong” and “wang”

[nocturne elk]

where blud be getting them spoons lol

[bright wind]

yes

[fervent comet]

spoon shop smh

[nocturne elk]

i meant those that sound like zou and li when dropped

[fervent comet]

hmm true

plastic spoon aint gonna make li zou sounds

when u throw it

the painting is good the person who made it aint

[upbeat viper]

How we doing chat

[little ocean]

Leg stands for long-lasting erection genocide

@hard plinth

[lapis brook]

heyo

hows college

[little ocean]

Nice cawk

[green jungle]

It is almost November and still hot in Florida

[limpid prawn]

For a research project on aphantasia in chess, does anyone here try to visualize and are completely unable to actually see the board in their mind. Meaning, if I were to have you close your eyes and think about the board, without pieces, you would not be able to visually see the board in your head like you are looking right at it. If I am confusing on my definition and at least want to know what the hell I am trying to say then look at Wikipedia, please.

[green jungle]

Cawk tuah, fart on that thang

[little ocean]

Nice. I'll rearrange your intestines for that comment.

[green jungle]

How much does it cost

[little ocean]

Evil dollar amount

😈💵💵💵💵💵

[dull marten]

me

[green jungle]

I’m too poor can I pay with funko pops

[little ocean]

When I'll grow up I'm going to own 83 diamond armour

[solid yew]

beef and water delicious

[vestal basin]

Reminds me of a grape pakistani clip

Lmao

[green jungle]

One day I’ll feed my parrot

[vestal basin]

One day I'll go to sleep

[little ocean]

Is it unalive

[solid yew]

Graping?!?!?!

[vestal basin]

For 8hrs

[vestal basin]

Grape

[little ocean]

Very grape

[green jungle]

Noooo!! Nemasu !!!

[solid yew]

You want to be graped?!?!?!

[vestal basin]

Huh

[vestal basin]

Huh

[little ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/daeth-funi-periflight-dies-from-gif-22212023

To Chess.com,

Flip you

Your dearest fckbuddy

[bitter arch]

[green jungle]

I don’t know what a uni”brown” is but ok

[radiant frost]

He meant unibrow

[brittle cosmos]

damn really

[green jungle]

really, no way

[radiant frost]

Yeah crazy isn't it?

[green jungle]

crazy? How crazy...

[fervent comet]

well equal votes

[fervent comet]

guessing u were crazy once

[grim edge]

unibrown

yo

[grim edge]

it's cuddle weather

https://tenor.com/view/pillow-hug-bed-smile-i-miss-my-pillow-gif-17776363

[brittle cosmos]

frrr

well actually it's still hot for me

but in spirit

[noble hare]

My country is hot all year round, it's miserable

[grim edge]

https://yt3.ggpht.com/tsjcWSR7BTqMc5j6Bx7pqEM9PhERcwbim-3vPOJr99OrciG1ZlREumY9gAmZVb1pWYjjcj6t0dEQ=s640-rw-nd-v1

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-cry-about-it-meme-gif-20184012

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-aesthetic-city-neon-night-gif-17203928

mood rn

https://open.spotify.com/track/1A3tuE6ti9qoZDwB3LB0t2?si=9e6a4133af1e44ed

[sour peak]

Nasty

[brittle cosmos]

nice song

[bitter arch]

It's raining soo hard rn in Filippines.. i hope it stops

I hope it stops

[brittle cosmos]

hasn't rained in like 1-2 months for me so i'm ready for some

[fierce kelp]

Can someone explain me why am i so smart?

[sour peak]

No? Youre a stupid bum

[grim edge]

I think I might be the greatest chess player to ever live

[viscid badger]

bird's opening goated

[grim edge]

thoughts on the french?

i threw up twice while playing it

[rain crest]

Similar affect to actually visiting France

[last maple]

Fun fact : when my sister first arrived at France her first impression was that the airport smells like piss

I think it was orly or cdg

[rain crest]

So does a lot of France. Big public pissing problem

Especially in Paris

Funny, I almost said that instead of what I sent initially

[last maple]

U need to pay to use the restroom there

[grim edge]

imagine going to france and playing the french

[rain crest]

Same with London! And it only sometimes smells of piss

[last maple]

The rain washes it away

[rain crest]

I’d go to France and play pretend games with the mimes

[last maple]

France colonized my ppl

[rain crest]

Close! It’s actually the ever flowing river of vomit on Saturday nights that does that

[grim edge]

i assume you love in france? if so i am sorry your suffering

[rain crest]

Tell you what this week has been emotionally tumultuous for me

[rain crest]

Naw near London 😭😭😭

[grim edge]

thats a rip

[rain crest]

Bear relatively speaking

[last maple]

The thames vs la seine which is dirtier

[rain crest]

Near, not bear

[last maple]

I am one sea away from France

[rain crest]

I think la Seine gave Olympic athletes a lot of disease. But then again nobody would have ever tried to have it in the Thames

[grim edge]

i dare you to go to a tournament there and play the London system

then loose miserably

[rain crest]

Bold of you to assume I know the London

[last maple]

If someone ever tried to they’d probably have crooked teeth

[grim edge]

teach me your ways

[last maple]

At least y’all have openings named after your cities

[grim edge]

uh oh 1% battery

[last maple]

Never heard of the Carthaginian opening

[grim edge]

peace out

[rain crest]

In order to reach my lofty heights you must know only the first two moves of both the scandi and queens gambit and nothing else

Au revoir

[rain crest]

Carthage goes hard though mate

Sick name

[last maple]

Atleast we have the Arab mate

[grim edge]

well i wanna learn the london system in depth (because i hate the london xD)

[last maple]

That’s the closest I’ll get

[last maple]

Fun fact: im about good walk away from Carthage

If I walk enough ill be there

[rain crest]

Is this technically true of everywhere

[last maple]

Abt a few kilometers away

[rain crest]

I genuinely have no idea how to play the London, something to do with a pawn a bishop and a knight

[grim edge]

start walking now and you'll reach it eventually

[grim edge]

i justpush d4 grab the b out and idk what to do after that xD

[last maple]

It’s abt a 30 minute walk to teach the ruins of it

[abstract mesa]

Nothing to learn there had a 5 hour game today against the london

[abstract mesa]

It ofc ended in a draw

[last maple]

I wanna learn the London to be racist more accurately

[grim edge]

and thats why i stick to the reti and the alk

[rain crest]

I don’t think I have any interest in learning openings tbf

[last maple]

Caro 🔛🔝

[rain crest]

Not much more than I have already

[rain crest]

Now THATS what I call based

London is the home of racism

[last maple]

Soon I’ll be at a level where I have to or else I’ll lose

[rain crest]

I sweet when people say move notation I have to like WORK it out manually every time

[grim edge]

my last 5 games where against the caro when i was white, i wanted to swear at levy so to calm myself down i brutality violated the lads , the last guy got mated by 3 queen 2 (promoted) bishops and a rook

[last maple]

The EU is racist af but they have a fancy term for it called “right wing”

[rain crest]

Dawg sorry aren’t you like almost 2k???

[last maple]

Ur opponents r trash

[rain crest]

Eastern Europe in particular is crazy racist

[abstract mesa]

Yeah so this might the most accurate thing ive heard on the internet

[grim edge]

the last guy was 1100

[last maple]

Yeah that’s why

[grim edge]

💀

[last maple]

Good start but long way to go

[rain crest]

And you still haven’t needed to learn openings? 👀👀👀👀 my kinda player

The state of our media

[last maple]

Western Europe even more they’re just in denial

[grim edge]

i am 700 at bliz lolz

[last maple]

Good job man

[rain crest]

I suppose it depends where, I’ve always been in p multicultural places

[last maple]

I only say the truth in a world full of lies

[grim edge]

once you have the urge to bully someone and then the opponet plays the caro you have to violate them

[last maple]

Everywhere

[rain crest]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-alpha-wolf-alpha-wolf-the-weak-should-quiver-gif-17759401881362908244

[abstract mesa]

So, uh western european here we might have more racists BUT also a few leftist

[loud parrot]

how are you ?

[rain crest]

I think you get a real mix round mine, but most people aren’t

[last maple]

Idk much abt the left ngl, they seem chill and I kinda understand their ideas

[rain crest]

A lot of people get are super progressive

[loud parrot]

really haha

[abstract mesa]

Its just not a whole lotta people

[last maple]

Racism is good sometimes. Like it’s horrible and unacceptable in a discriminatory way but it’s funny a lighthearted when both sides consent and roast the shit out of each other

[last maple]

Probs cuz of the stigma around communism that’s why

[abstract mesa]

So for example magnus carlsen plays for a far left club

[loud parrot]

very good game

[last maple]

Why are chess clubs political

[abstract mesa]

Its mainly a football club the ultras are political and the club sides with its fans

[loud parrot]

2017 was a very good year, let's join 2018 with happiness

[last maple]

Ahh I see, thanks for the info

[abstract mesa]

I just noticed that my spacebar is broken

[abstract mesa]

No problem im at the same club

[loud parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/happy2018-fireworks-gif-14326158

[last maple]

Cuz racism is just like the f word, if used in the wrong context it can hurt ppl

[rain crest]

I think there’s an argument to be made that people can make jokes that might be considered racist without being racist themselves is sort of what I’m getting at

But context matters yah :)

[supple glade]

I've been lurking, but yeah I agree

[upper wagon]

Why are you discussing that?

It's common sense, don't be racist.

[ionic trench]

@lapis brook look in cc friend list

[lapis brook]

wtf

[ionic trench]

I am back they let me free

[ionic trench]

Look in your friend list

[lapis brook]

um sure

[ionic trench]

[lapis brook]

what should I look for

[upper wagon]

broo

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

shh

[ionic trench]

My username you see how I am already there?

[lapis brook]

cuz we're friends

[ionic trench]

Mhm

[rain crest]

Embed? 👀

[fossil owl]

lol i made a yt account for no reason, i upload chess clips of my games there
got 2 brilliant moves here:-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAJQ1TcodoY&list=PL4Xi8ekv3swwv6MgQw1WPfgrAUzbAvkPI&index=3

lol

[rain crest]

Hell yeah

[fossil owl]

this one my bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sNEApKdUYc&list=PL4Xi8ekv3swwv6MgQw1WPfgrAUzbAvkPI&index=1

[silk orchid]

please talk, I dont want to hear this cringy music

[fossil owl]

lol true
i don't know why i put that to be honest

[peak plank]

Crazy

[pale valley]

we need to vote in favor of the bird’s guys 🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜

[steep tangle]

My account got hacked. I will deactivate my Discord at midnight tonight. Location was Maidstone, England, Kent, United Kingdom. Possibly a proxy, but they could be that stupid.

[pale valley]

unreasonable is reasonable?

[ionic trench]

Crazy

[steep tangle]

I was hacked by the following -

ShadowMelon
shadowmelon_

Supershiftery
supershiftery

Ban them from everything.

[grim edge]

1 fischer 2 magnus 3 kasparov 4 karpov 5 fabiano , how legit is this top 5 ?

[grim edge]

God no

How TF fischer better then Magnus and Kaspárov?

1 Kaspárov, Magnus ,and only then fischer.

[weak wind]

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/14FRgRkC6H7WD713FzQKGk3AhtSs9xjbRqCg0FFxbFk0/edit

I’d greatly appreciate help if any of you could fill out this survey I made for my entrepreneurial class

I need a total of 10 more responses by tonight. Please help me

[bitter arch]

Nah

[peak plank]

Wait I forgot I had this account what was your password

[green jungle]

superhotpixelman696969

[peak plank]

ah yeah that was it

[green jungle]

np dawg

[grim edge]

You heard it here first folks! We walk among you.

[bitter arch]

Everything above 0% - 59% is 🤓

[simple cairn]

WHAT

2000 tracking attempts

[steep tangle]

Oh My God

[peak plank]

Including cc I think

[steep tangle]

This is the most intense malware I've ever seen.

yea it is, the script also detects if you're on windows and only shows you the win+r thing if you are
[7:53 PM]
why is there 7 payloads
[7:53 PM]
194MB of payloads
[7:53 PM]
now thats gigabrain malware truly

If anyone clicked it, every password from every password manager from every browser got phished. Anything from imgur.media is blatantly malicious.

The best defense I can provide is Windows Defender > Virus & Threat Protection > Scan Options > Microsoft Defender Antivirus (offline scan).

After that, use a password manager and generate a new password for every login you have.

Let the entire Internet know this.

[simple cairn]

what is cc?

consumer cookies?

[peak plank]

chess.com

[simple cairn]

yeah

most websites are below 30

[grim edge]

Wsg

Been a while since i came here

[grim edge]

Damn you seem very smart ngl

[primal fern]

@grim edge welcome to the server

please connect your account

[formal ravine]

Not me picking up Scrabble

And I thought chess was a nerd game

[grim edge]

I Will not . Do not tell me that again.idc if It was the first time Lil bro.

sicilian vs caro-kan and why ?

[primal fern]

it's not ur first time here...is it...

[grim edge]

It Is actually. and get blocked wierdo

[primal fern]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-8ball-shake-luck-answers-gif-16445859

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[snow lodge]

@grim edge !trusted

[stable jungle]

@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[snow lodge]

Please connect your account

[grim edge]

Wtf

I dont have chess.com

Alrighty now shhhh

[primal fern]

Wait then whyd u join this server 😂

I mean we’re happy to have you

But no account why?

[grim edge]

To pass time

Actually i do have cc

But i choose to not Connect

Its my choice

[primal fern]

Correct. But don’t expect to be taken seriously when you have the silly pink role

“Just joined”

Here are the perks btw

[grim edge]

Idc taken seriously on discord isnt my aim dw

[primal fern]

!trusted @grim edge

[stable jungle]

@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[grim edge]

Understood. Now cut It out

[primal fern]

That is all

[grim edge]

Okay thanks for your input

[snow lodge]

@grim edge Please connect your account, We all know it is your choice but we would all appreciate you if you connect your account,

[primal fern]

Fall back @snow lodge Let him cook

[snow lodge]

Ok

[grim edge]

Ye

[primal fern]

The other reason is that it prevents cheaters from staying in the server

If u connect

[grim edge]

AGAIN thanks

[kind forum]

E

[lapis brook]

are they a cheater then?

[fervent comet]

they vanish

[vestal basin]

Bast hate just joined users

[fervent comet]

ok

[vestal basin]

ok

[regal cave]

Am I the only one who starts cooking after watching Naroditsky's speedrun videos?

[hexed mural]

Hello fellow chess enjoyers

[hexed mural]

Type of shi I’ve been on

[cursive pawn]

https://youtu.be/CrAlMpJeUPw?feature=shared

[fervent comet]

ok

just a normal 1 hour video

[cursive pawn]

whats problem

yall brains so fried cant watch anything longer than 15 second tt smh smh

[wise mortar]

Smh perry too much tiktok for you

[fervent comet]

nuh uh i can watch it but not video that i do not want to watch

[fervent comet]

shush up i do not watch tiktok

i never had tiktok

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-cringe-thatwatermelonaxolotl-dance-furry-dance-gif-22332391

[fleet scroll]

Axolotl

[cursive pawn]

Stay away from brain rot. Read this page to practice not brainrotting.

[fervent comet]

well i did when you sent it before ok tho

[cursive pawn]

Ok read this page. @grim edge If you still wondering why zebras don’t get ulcers, this kinda answers it

[vestal basin]

ok ahmad

[vestal basin]

Bro works for cats distribution cartel

[cursive pawn]

Also ppl get ulcers from anti inflammatory pills sometimes, I don’t think zebras usually get prescribed with ibuprofen

[grim edge]

😂

[fervent comet]

done cool

[wise mortar]

Bro shut up

[fervent comet]

u shut up

[grim edge]

I will get back to you later this weekend. I'm at the wake right now.

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> twixie1

This is the Chess.com profile of twixie1. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1517 (peak)
Blitz: 831 (peak)
Bullet: 445 (577 peak)

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/birb-birb-review-bird-gif-21534601

[hexed mural]

Hell yeah

[vestal basin]

ok

[vestal basin]

@cursive pawn

[hexed mural]

Anyone know why the f these 2 numbers are different, I’m really confused by it lmfao

[fervent comet]

pretty sure thats a american woodcock :)

[hexed mural]

:0

[fervent comet]

yea

[hexed mural]

That’s really neat

Why he round tho

[silent quest]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-hurt-pain-gif-19380087

[stable perch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-calico-cat-cute-dance-cat-dance-gif-27615826

[hexed mural]

https://tenor.com/view/hyena-laine-lainekame-mewing-mew-gif-14712265604688256061

[hexed mural]

love them!

[ornate jacinth]

Any1 here got 1500 Microsoft point?

[sour peak]

Bro wants robux

[modern merlin]

.

[tulip jasper]

omg meeee

mvm

thought it said anyone want robux

[modest berry]

Roblux

[stable perch]

italian is my favourite gender

[hexed mural]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1197545220305322025/1199018090491551794/a_654711e3dd0c785a7b098a5d23fdaf4b.gif

[cursive pawn]

no flying inside the house❌

[hexed mural]

:(

that makes me really sad

[soft bison]

Anyone know how to turn off the tutor in lucas chess on linux so it always off at start everytime

[torpid minnow]

Yes

[slate solar]

What are you gonna do with 100 robux anyways 💀

[ornate jacinth]

I only need 37 robux rn I got 213 and my dream gamepass is 250

[past root]

You get 1000 vbucks but half the world population dies

[vestal basin]

".official.gov"😭🙏

[cursive pawn]

510lbs/231kg for 3 reps

[past root]

The one and only mrbeat

[grim edge]

Put that in elo terms

[cursive pawn]

Basically top 300 in the world for my age

[grim edge]

No one:
Me: casually eating biscuits at the wake
The biscuit:

[grim edge]

Top 300 pointless metal movers

Wow

[cursive pawn]

What?

[cursive pawn]

Is it salty

[grim edge]

A bit salty

[cursive pawn]

Those hurt my teeth and mouth

But they are so tasty😭

[unreal path]

https://tenor.com/view/italian-river-speed-boat-perfecto-gif-17332909

[past root]

It says free 6 times but it doesn't show the american flag 6 times...

[unreal path]

how can salt hurt ur teeth??

[sour peak]

Yeah

[unreal path]

bc america isnt free ._.

[unreal path]

bro showing off again ._.

[cursive pawn]

The salt makes my mouth dry and it hurts my gums

[past root]

Then explain why As an american I can go to the store and get everything for free just by using my 2nd amendment rights

[green jungle]

guys i found the european

[past root]

No I am American

I am MrBeast

aka MrAmerica

[green jungle]

i hope mold grows on your buttcheeks mrbreast

[vestal basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1292724886732804168.webp?size=48

[past root]

I hope mold grows on your face

[vestal basin]

What is mold

[past root]

In the shape of a unibrow

[past root]

Macroscopic bacteria or fungal growth

[green jungle]

the thing you find in lunchly

[vestal basin]

ok

[vestal basin]

Realiest shi i ever heard

[past root]

I lied actually it's only a fungus

[green jungle]

they said they dont put preservatives in their cheese so now when it ships mold grows on their cheese

[vestal basin]

ok

[vestal basin]

Oh

[cursive pawn]

Go away

[vestal basin]

Naww :(

[cursive pawn]

Maxxed out the dumbbells at my gym😢

[vestal basin]

Dont do this to me

[vestal mirage]

Bro is dirty

[cursive pawn]

I’m not responding to that

Actually I am wtf

[past root]

Wait what

[silent quest]

Lol

That deserves a ban no?

[past root]

Okay bro I deleted it just for you but mods can still see

See I am a good noodle

Mods I apologize

I will not again

[silent quest]

Mods are asleep anyway

Always are

[past root]

Oh then I guess I might as well double down

[cursive pawn]

Just don’t be a weirdo 👍

[past root]

Bro I am 100% regular

[silent quest]

By all means

Jus leave my pookie @cursive pawn alone

[past root]

[cursive pawn]

Tell him to leave ME alone😭

[past root]

Bro that's what he said. "Pookie" refers to you

[cursive pawn]

Ohh sorry @silent quest I’m working out I can’t read

Thank you pookie

[past root]

Bro how long have you worked out

Should I start

How long until I am handsome

[silent quest]

Let the guy do his workout

[silent quest]

Absolutely

[cloud pebble]

who wants to play chess w me

[past root]

Bro I don't have any impact on his existence

[cursive pawn]

A year

[cloud pebble]

who wants to play

chess

[silent quest]

Chess.com can do the matchmaking for you

[karmic star]

I've never seen a Blindfold chess championship
https://youtube.com/shorts/Tm9LdVcRs-A?feature=share

[past root]

How long after starting until you see improvement

[cursive pawn]

Depends on the person

But you should see rapid progress in your first year

[past root]

I have to join the airforce anyway so I should start soon

[cursive pawn]

I do free coaching if you’re interested

[past root]

Chess coaching?

[cursive pawn]

No

Exercise

[past root]

Okay so theoretically if I just ran 2 miles twice a week and then like lifted a dumbell every day would I get reasonably in shape

[cursive pawn]

Depends on your programming for weight exercises (dumbbells)

Also nutrition and sleep

[past root]

Like 10 lbs? And like just like a rep of 10 like 5 times randomly throughout the day

[unreal path]

then do it

still isnt free

like if u have freedom of speach wodnt that mean u can say anything whit out going to prison??

[unreal path]

fare

[past root]

You can say anything that isn't an immediate threat, such as threatening to shoot a school

[unreal path]

i can say that in my country till i do it

[past root]

What country is that

[unreal path]

in eu

[past root]

That's not a country

[unreal path]

i sait it is on eu

in eu not eu idiot

you know what in means????

[past root]

Oh you are from China

[unreal path]

you know what in means??????

[past root]

Yeah

[unreal path]

then if i say in eu that means in europe and if i dont say a country but contitnet that means i dont wama dox my self

u def 12

[past root]

Bro it's a whole country nobody is going to dox you

[unreal path]

depends

[past root]

Bruh

[long heath]

eu is a big country noone will know bro

[past root]

Where are you from, Andorra?

[unreal path]

idc

[unreal path]

i wont say bc u dont need to know

[past root]

ok...

[cursive pawn]

For some exercises you will need more than 10lbs, and you need a more structured workout than random stuff

[past root]

What would you recommend

[long heath]

what does bro do with 10lbs dumbells😭 😭

[unreal path]

ok btw i did 60 push up in a row for my 1st time 😁

[past root]

idk bro I've never used them. I don't even know what is normal

[long heath]

skinny ahh

[cursive pawn]

If you get a gym membership I can help you but right now all I can give you is some body weight exercises

[unreal path]

wdym skinny?

[past root]

Bro gyms are like leeches

[cursive pawn]

Be nice

[long heath]

if you can do 60 pushups ur skinny

[cursive pawn]

Not necessarily, and again be nice

[past root]

I like owning things

[unreal path]

i am not skinny but heavy

that is the difrenc

[past root]

I don't do subscriptions (except my chess.com but that's the only one)

[long heath]

mb bro

[long heath]

then u bench a bunch if u can do 60 pushups like 90kg weight

[unreal path]

i am rn 98kg can do 3 pull ups managed to pic up a 120kg metal bar some how and was never in a gym only strenght from outside work

[cursive pawn]

A home gym would cost anywhere from 10-15 thousand. A gym membership would cost like 30 a month if you calculate that it will reach 10k in like 25 years if you spend 30 dollars monthly on a gym. So I don’t see why a gym membership would be leeching you

[unreal path]

we got 60 here

[cursive pawn]

Depends on the gym some gyms here are $10 and others are 150

[long heath]

damn nice bro, you work construction or something

[past root]

Yeah but running outside and buying a dumbell is probably cheaper. I don't need to be like an olympic athlete, I just want to be able to do a pull up

Because I can't

[unreal path]

no i help transfering wood to my basement (i am 16 btw)

[long heath]

chopping wood myself its nice work in free time

[unreal path]

cheepest near me is like 45 whit student discount

[long heath]

we got 30e here

[unreal path]

i carry it

but chopping fun

[past root]

If I just did a rep of dumbells every time I died in fortnite I'd just become jacked within a week

[unreal path]

if i did that nth will happen

[past root]

Because you don't play fortnite or you never die

[cobalt sable]

Hi

[unreal path]

dont play fort

[unreal path]

hello

[unreal path]

btw rakia ti je zivot

[long heath]

brate pio sam jeger maloprije jbg

[unreal path]

jeger nije dobar

[long heath]

baja ne zna

jeger jak

[unreal path]

nije

[long heath]

a sta ti pijes sokic gusti

[unreal path]

slivovica

i to domaca

[long heath]

dobra slivovica

[unreal path]

da

[long heath]

visnjevac isto

[unreal path]

nisam nikad probao

[long heath]

to ti slatko onako lijepo

[unreal path]

nemamo kot kuce zato neznam

[cursive pawn]

If you want to see real progress a gym membership would be very good

[past root]

Maybe my family might have an uncancelled YMCA membership

I think my sister used to go there

[unreal path]

u dont need gym

look at me

[cursive pawn]

I’m not saying you need one, I’m saying a gym membership is very nice. Ive had my time in home gym stuff but the progress in the gym is unmatched

[unreal path]

fare

[full glen]

i learned integrals yay

f(x) = 2x
0>8 f(x)dt = f(8) - f(0) = 16 - 0 = 16

did i do it right

[finite jasper]

Well nothing here is being integrated

[full glen]

yes

got a problem?

[finite jasper]

Sure 👍

[cobalt cedar]

ooger booge

[primal fern]

connect ur account

[brittle cosmos]

hi chat

[vestal basin]

hi

[sour peak]

have you been talk tuahing?

[kind forum]

https://www.youtube.com/@bentochess7 SEGUE LÁ NO YOUTUBE PESSOAL! CANAL DE XADREZ.

[uncut bolt]

Donald trump joe rogan episode just dropped

[dusky steeple]

gonna be fun

[bitter arch]

Howdy 🤠

[grim edge]

Wsg

[vestal basin]

Sup gang

[bitter arch]

Peace bro.. wbu

[cursive pawn]

Ok knee

[vestal basin]

@cursive pawn

[vestal basin]

Same🙏☝️

[dusty trout]

can i say this without being banned

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Alee racc (alesssandrescu)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Alee racc (alesssandrescu)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 145 (317 peak)
Blitz: 100
Bullet: 217 (peak)

[dusty trout]

bro i suck 😭

[hexed mural]

same

i keep loosing cause i suck in the end game ugh

[woven marsh]

ping me

[upper wagon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFy7RdZWwj8&list=RDXHxl7y2BkJ8&index=24

lol its off topic right

[fathom hornet]

.

[grim edge]

bro omg gen beta starts next year

[swift harness]

Off topic is dryyy

[junior pine]

nice

[grim edge]

That is not a good thing

[junior pine]

i mean like there will be kids to bully

so thats nice

[indigo brook]

Lol

[hexed mural]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1197545220305322025/1199018090491551794/a_654711e3dd0c785a7b098a5d23fdaf4b.gif

[upbeat viper]

cheese

[grim edge]

Bastman? More like blastman

[swift harness]

cheese

[peak igloo]

Hello fellow strangers...

[upbeat viper]

Hello adventurer

[pale viper]

ugh

its this guy again...

The video

Hyped me up about a montage for nothing

....

How do I report a mod

[modest swan]

what's the most random discord emoji there is??
(custom emojis don't count)
I feel like it's 💠

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-25785249

[hexed mural]

Yes.

[bright wind]

[tribal grove]

@primal fern "how can your english be too bad to learn japanese"

[silent forge]

||BOOO!!!|| (Warning: mild heart attack risk, proceed with caution)

[stable perch]

Hawk 1:BOO!
Hawk 2:AAH
those who know💀

[oak zenith]

I'm flabbergasted

[grim edge]

Wsg geeks

[peak igloo]

Hello fellow humans...

[grim edge]

Hii they/ them

[peak igloo]

Wake me up when September ends...

Here comes the rain again falling from the stars...

🎶

[grim edge]

Noice

You a poet or something

They / them

[peak igloo]

Mayhaps...

[peak igloo]

Just call me She/Him

[grim edge]

But your prounce in you bio says they/ them

My pronounce are real/ ninja

[peak igloo]

Gender is just a human construct... I don't mind much about it

[grim edge]

☠️

Alrighty

[peak igloo]

Reality is just perspective...

Nothing is real down to the quantum scale

Maybe...

[grim edge]

Keep going

Keep Yap going they/ them

Ive Never in my Life or even online met or seen a they / them doctor . ( Talking about real doctors)

[peak igloo]

I'm not a doctor

I'm a highschool student

[grim edge]

Ik you arent

[peak igloo]

On the way to the medical school

[grim edge]

Yeah 😂 so i Guess youd learn more about this gender thingy in med school.

Thats if you even make It there.

[peak igloo]

I'm not yet in med school

[grim edge]

Good luck , Bye

[peak igloo]

Thank you fellow stranger(friend)...

[twilit river]

Corny ass💀

[grim edge]

Who ?

[twilit river]

Fellow stranger(friend) ahh mf

[peak igloo]

What a sad world we live in...

Though emotions are pretty much just a human construct too

[twilit river]

😭

[peak igloo]

I'm happy though if insulting gives the insulters happy hormones

[grim edge]

Even if hurts you?

[twilit river]

😭

[grim edge]

Mf stop im cooking

[fringe steppe]

||You just lost the game.||

[peak igloo]

"Love your enemy..."

[twilit river]

😭

[grim edge]

Would say that about somebody Who beat you up With a baseball bat? Like striaight up swings to your knee? Would you LOVE them as you say

Is Pain a human construct too?

[peak igloo]

There's more to life than hating... Time is just perspective, the events of the past is almost no different than a long night dream, so whatever problems we may have in life we must remember that a storm eventually passes. We're all part of the universe all the way down to atomic level. Mankind are one big family... When we spreads amongst the stars one day we must remember how interconnected we are to those stars

Violence is not the answer

[twilit river]

@hard plinth

[grim edge]

Didnt answer my question but ,i didnt expect from you anyways

You Carry on your yapathon

[peak igloo]

I keep forgetting wether or not I'm taking my antidepressants... It seems it's making my short term memory weird

[grim edge]

😭😭

Get some help ,bye

[peak igloo]

It's alright...

Bye fellow friend... Take care

[twilit river]

😭

[final gust]

It's that time of the year guys

Peep the downfall

This wat happens wen a 2100 17 year old tries to get a gf

[dusty trout]

SHUT UP TYLER DROPPED

[peak igloo]

"Moths, how fluffy they are... Moon butterflies..." 🎑

[grim edge]

Human beings in the mob

Whats a mob to a king

Whats a King to a god

Whats a God to a non beliver

Who dont belive in anything

[torpid minnow]

So we are in a simulation after all

[peak igloo]

What are your thoughts on moths my friend?

Aren't they pretty...

[torpid minnow]

They're like that hot girl that everyone has been with, so pretty but you don't wana go near it

[peak igloo]

Interesting...

[upper wagon]

a simulation!

nods*

[peak igloo]

"The autumnal leaves... They float around like little bubbles. Just as floating thoughts and wandering sorrows... How ethereal and warm" 🍂🍁

[grim edge]

Hi

[grim edge]

Do you want to become a doctor

@peak igloo

[peak igloo]

Yes

[grim edge]

What kind of doctor

It's good that you want to save lives

[grim edge]

How old are you?
Where are you from

[peak igloo]

My age is private
I don't want to say which country but somewhere in eastern part of Asia

[grim edge]

Ahh i see

[peak igloo]

💝

[grim edge]

Can i add you?

[radiant frost]

💸🤑💰

[peak igloo]

Sure

[sour peak]

Tryna talk cuh 🙏

[peak igloo]

Hmm... Doctors do earn a lot

Like half a million or something... I can't remember

[coral ravine]

what @fading inlet

[fading inlet]

i am not playing if u make a rated game

[coral ravine]

oh sry

my bad

[fervent comet]

ok

[cursive pawn]

ok

[pallid walrus]

hiii

[lapis summit]

Bro

😾

[brittle cosmos]

this got me

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

[uncut shore]

chess

[coral ravine]

this rly got me

[pale viper]

@upbeat viper you are pathetic

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-card-uno-gif-25458482

[pale viper]

so pissed because I'm speaking the truth about the moderation system in this system, and you don't like it. Is that your girlfriend I'm talking about?

She's cute ngl

Let me go say hi to her in twitch and hyper her up

[dire hearth]

woah

[dire hearth]

hey Bast

!

[hard plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/i-like-my-cheese-drippy-bruh-i-like-my-cheese-gif-8966766051371790624

[dire hearth]

bruh

[hard plinth]

Bastman gf??

[pale viper]

That's her

And that's how she got the role

She's special

[hard plinth]

She in here??

[pale viper]

Aha

She's here with us!

[dire hearth]

yooo

why do I have to import math over agin in Python??

[pale viper]

wym again?

[dire hearth]

why doesnt it stay imported

[pale viper]

Buddy its just one line that you put at the beginning of the code, and once in an enviroment

[fervent comet]

ok

[dire hearth]

yeah. geuess soo. Would be easier to include it in every project

by default

[peak plank]

just use 9.9//1

[dire hearth]

thanks! I wanted to be fancy XDD

imported it again

[still wedge]

From the screen📺 to the ring💍, to the pеn🖊️, to the king🤴
Where's my crown👑? That's my bling🤑, always drama🎭 when I ring
See, I believe that if I see it in my heart❤️
Smash💥 through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars⭐️⭐️⭐️

From the screen📺 to the ring💍, to the pеn🖊️, to the king🤴
Where's my crown👑? That's my bling🤑, always drama🎭 when I ring
See, I believe that if I see it in my heart❤️
Smash💥 through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars⭐️⭐️⭐️

[fierce pivot]

revisit

oh god this is hell

[still lichen]

win a game of blitz while listening to thick of it

impossible challenhe

[toxic ether]

Hello.

[lean hound]

hi 😦

[rough stone]

Lmaoo

L Madrid

[bitter arch]

Eww

Yukky

[frigid zephyr]

Lunchly should be called moldly instead

[fading swan]

GET OUT MADRID!! VISCA BARCAAA

[frigid zephyr]

It sounds like he was forced at gunpoint to make it

Just the beat and the lyrics are not matching altogether

It sounds so random

Which ruins the overall quality of the music video itself although the idea you just pointed it's not half bad on it's own

[upper wagon]

where is simp

[cobalt sable]

Hi

[rain crest]

I think its because its so formulaic and absolutely devoid of anything resembling personality

Feels like someone used AI to generate a youtube song

[rain crest]

hey :)

[languid sigil]

People use ai for everything these days

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I don't have much of an issue with ai but it does take away from the artistic merit in some sense

imo

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yh true but ai has helped us in many ways as its made life more convenient

[rain crest]

totally agree :) in every day life i have basically no issue with it, but music made with it up to this point usually sounds generic

which aint a great thing to sound like

[languid sigil]

ai music just doesn't sound right you know

Its just better to make it yourself

What song?

[rain crest]

bahahahahahhahahahahahaha

very true pal

[languid sigil]

Oh my god i hear that song to much form tiktok lol

Eh well lets just saw its quite catchy but im not a big fan of it

Do you like it?

[rain crest]

i expect he will be a big fan

[languid sigil]

lol

[languid sigil]

Are you a fan of it?

[rain crest]

most certainly not

[fickle parcel]

someone here speak spanish?

[cursive pawn]

miaw

[grim edge]

YO GUYS

[tulip jasper]

me: english or spanish

mah bois: frozen

[grim edge]

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN A MOVE OF CHESS?

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sussy caseoh: can i get a hoooyahhhhh

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CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN A MOVE OF CHESS?

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me: 💀 5 likes for pt2

ke2= hawk tuah

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elmenchowey: 🫡

[peak igloo]

Hello fellow strangers...

Can we be friends...

[cobalt sable]

That's so random

You say something 13 minutes later

[peak igloo]

Oh

Please forgive me...

If I caused any trouble

[primal fern]

hellooo

[cobalt sable]

Hi

[primal fern]

how's the chess going

[cobalt sable]

It is going

[primal fern]

i nearly beat a 2200 yesterday

[cobalt sable]

That's crazy

[primal fern]

and i beat a 2080 elo guy in 25 moves in a near perfect game

[cobalt sable]

That's cool I can only beat a 2000 with help from my father

[primal fern]

how long have u played chess

[cobalt sable]

A week and a couple days

[primal fern]

and why would u need help from ur father

[cobalt sable]

Because I just started

[peak igloo]

I can beat a 2000 if you give me 1 month per move time control

[cobalt sable]

Lol

[primal fern]

connect ur account

[peak igloo]

Am a professional noob

[cobalt sable]

Me and you both

[peak igloo]

Maybe next year...

[cobalt sable]

Do you not have one?

[peak igloo]

I have

[peak igloo]

I feel like I don't have the energy to connect yet...

[sudden elk]

@plain latch come

[plain latch]

lc

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https://www.chess.com/club/lvds/join

[rancid barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1074819012741038180/1286827385232293919/Don_Quixote_Team_Wahoo.gif

[peak igloo]

Hello fellow strangers...

Please have a fun day...

[rancid barn]

@grim edge these two

[grim edge]

which one

pick one

[rancid barn]

gah

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mhm

[rancid barn]

second

first one looks like a casino chip

[grim edge]

LMAO

[grim edge]

I WAS LITERALLY

DEAD CENTERED ON GETTING THE FIRST ONE

BUT THAT ONE COMMENT

😭

[rancid barn]

https://tenor.com/view/poker-chips-falling-scatter-gif-13583259

[rancid barn]

that ones pretty nice

[grim edge]

that one is the same one as the one you saw before

difference being the dial color