💬〡general-off-topic

[lapis brook]

🔥

[peak plank]

bro I cant beat different decsent for the life of me 😭

[lapis brook]

skill issue

what %

[peak plank]

46

[azure mural]

anyone want a free diamond code

[grim edge]

Hello guys who give me nitro I will give to nitro promo, I haven't card

I have promo trade with Nitro

[sour peak]

💀

[lapis brook]

hi salads

[sour peak]

Hi

[lapis brook]

why aren't you using your pixel pfp?

[sour peak]

Idk lol

[lapis brook]

Dont you like it

[sour peak]

I do

[deft bear]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-disrespect-gif-18596922

[barren sleet]

me

[main saddle]

this new mr beast video is so bad like it was so staged so that girls would win bro like why the girls were all white and boys were mixed??? to make conflict and make them loose.

yea such a bad video

yea boys lost

yea it does

i mean its sooo obviously staged

[hallow owl]

i am giving away chess.com diamond code that i got for free from nitro and i do not play chess lol dm me to join

[modest swan]

If all these cats played against each other in a chess tournament, who would win?

[grim edge]

Doge

[mighty stone]

sure

[winged raven]

lmaooo

[lapis brook]

please connect

[hallow owl]

?

wdym?

[lapis brook]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[hallow owl]

i do not have chess.com lol

i joined this server to giveaway diamond

[vivid magnet]

Mr beef looks pretty intimidating, I would bet on him

[main saddle]

nah bro, Mr. Dot has the focus and confidence

[grim edge]

Yo who wants to 1v1 mw

[vivid magnet]

Mr beef would play KG and win by force

[grim edge]

Me*

[raven summit]

Hey, I've been off of discord, I was pretty active on here and I heard of this free nitro thing

Is it true that if I beat one of the bots, for example, Clyde, then I have a chance to get nitro?

[main saddle]

its guaranteed

[raven summit]

Oh thanks

And does it matter if I beat the 200, 1100, or the 1700 elo bot?

[main saddle]

why would it matter lol

[modest swan]

at first I thought Ms. Chess was gonna be the favourite since she literally has the GM title.

But now that you brought that up. I actually agree with you. Mr. Beef looks like he could win

[subtle tree]

Any females in their 20s-30s based in London, UK - DM me

[cursive pawn]

creepy asf

@grim edge

[subtle tree]

Just to clarify i’m a 27 year old female just looking for friends not hookups 😄

Sorry i should have clarified to begin with

[main saddle]

im 15 years old boy, can i be your friend

[subtle tree]

Sorry i feel that’d be odd - i’m looking to expand my network of female friends - make some i’m aligned with, have chess in common 😄

[main saddle]

i can change my gender for you. anything is possible in 2024. and age is just a number. and im good at chess

[subtle tree]

It’s hard to have deep friendships when there’s such an age gap imo. You study, i work 😛

[main saddle]

yea sorry i almost died out of cringe when i was writing that

good luck finding friend

[subtle tree]

It would be so odd lol

[raven summit]

Welp, I beat clyde, pressed "claim nitro" and the site did not load

Whatever, atleast it was fun lol

[subtle tree]

i thought uou were trolling ngl

[main saddle]

i was, thats why i almost died out of cringe lmao

[lapis brook]

please connect your account

[grim edge]

a

[lapis brook]

please connect your account!

[deft bear]

money isn't everything. stop being manipulated by people that make casino content

[main saddle]

dude wtf are you smoking

i have never even came across casino content

[deft bear]

all mrbeast videos is based on casino shows

same ingridients

[main saddle]

i dont think so

[deft bear]

it is. The winner wins a lot of money

same thing over and over again

[main saddle]

wow that really is the ultimate proof

[deft bear]

when i was a kid i wanted to be a fireman. when u were a kid u wanted to get free money from mrbeast

when u grow old

[main saddle]

yea u def. smoking smh there lol

[deft bear]

ur def the one who is smoking since u are watching braindead content like mrbeast

[main saddle]

yea i do watch mr beast so? 💀

doesnt mean im 7 years old timmy

[deft bear]

if mrbeast is not making content where people get actually hurt or killed to win money its not entertaining

[main saddle]

dude ur nuts lmaoo. if you need to see people suffer to be entertained then you should seek psyhological help immidietly

[deft bear]

i just get some sort of relief when i see someone suffer

[bitter arch]

Real

[main saddle]

who tf asked

[deft bear]

at least i'm not a white sheep like you

[main saddle]

at least i have a healthy brain unlike you 💀

[deft bear]

you are normal, u are nothing but boring

u are just like everybody else

good luck becoming remembered

[bitter arch]

I like this conversation... Go on

[main saddle]

he is clearly either a troll or just a delusional kid thinking he is the main character sigma but plot twist, he is not 💀

[bitter arch]

He's not wrong for most things tho

I appreciate that he's being real about his perspective that is the only way for enlightenment.

[tepid meteor]

Real curious

[fallen iron]

@grim edge

[jovial phoenix]

what the hell, nah what is this

[primal fern]

<@&745328830649991179> slurs spam

u been in the server for 3 years man why you go out like this....wasteful

i hope you find happiness in life.

[jovial phoenix]

What did I join

[primal fern]

hey man sorry you had to see that. he seems disgruntled

how is your chess going @jovial phoenix

[jovial phoenix]

Good

I just reach 500 elo

very sigma

[primal fern]

hey nice. how long have you played?

[jovial phoenix]

3 years

on and off

[primal fern]

oh ok. if you were more consistent i think you could easily reach 1000!

[jovial phoenix]

yea

[winged raven]

u need to calm down

[primal fern]

he need to be banned

[unreal path]

hello

[bitter arch]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-olympic-shooter-yusuf-dikec-turkish-shooter-aim-olympics-hand-in-pocket-shooter-turkiye-gif-3315997031428154432

[fierce kelp]

Is just a word, i don't know why people get so trigger

[primal fern]

let's not bring it up please. he's gonna get banned soon 🙂 how's your chess going

[fierce kelp]

As a spanish is the same as if you say you can't say fkwoxkfps it's as ridiculous as that

[unreal path]

fr and white people created it

[bitter arch]

It's almost 3 am why can't I sleep 😭

[unreal path]

bc it is 3 am no good things happen at 3am

[fierce kelp]

How is 3 am? my clock says almost 11pm

[bitter arch]

I miss wood at these times... I'm sober for like 2 months now

[unreal path]

idiot time zones ._.

[unreal path]

wood?

[bitter arch]

😮‍💨

Zaza

[unreal path]

dont think last time u have ben sober was 2 months ago

[bitter arch]

Nah bro i swear

I quit

That shi no more wood

[unreal path]

dont belive u

bc that shit to good to quit

[bitter arch]

Started to cough my lungs out with black tar

[unreal path]

u went far then

[bitter arch]

Ye thats why I had to

Might start again 😀 jk

He's banned

W mods

[unreal path]

i saw

[primal fern]

yes he gone

[bitter arch]

Btw are you doing it too?
If yes then try neem + turmeric for detox

[primal fern]

saffron is the best therapy

[bitter arch]

Too costly

[primal fern]

yes excatly

steep it down in some hot water then inject it into the bloodstream for maximum GOLDEN vibes

[bitter arch]

I have to inject it like with needle

Golden vibes hmm.. I will try it then

Once a week is good I guess

Shi is very expensive

I fixed my dopamine level but my sleep routine is still fuked up..

[unreal path]

myb try to get a dif kind of dopamin hit?

[bitter arch]

Nah I just try to avoid overdoing shit

[unreal path]

no get a healty dopamin hit

like sports or smt like that

[bitter arch]

Ah.. yes yes I will btw it's a different kind of hormone.. it's endorphin

[unreal path]

but it acts as dopamin hit

[bitter arch]

Yea you release it after workout.. there are more hormones just like dopamine.. ik 4 of them

[subtle tree]

Dopamine and serotonin are both endorphins lmao

[unreal path]

i didnt say it is only dopamin but if you go runing every day or smoke and u stop for 1 day, and next day ur dopamin will hit bc u have ben craving it same whit food,suger, etc

[subtle tree]

That’s why we struggle to lose weight! Exercise boosts our appetite haha

[unreal path]

my problem whit weight loss is eating to much if i eat how much i am supost to for my high and age id have packs bc i got mouscle and fat

if i ate the right portians

[bitter arch]

Right 👍😃.. but I fixed it

[bitter arch]

Think that you are not eating you are feeding your body

[unreal path]

that is good now just gota fill the miasing dopamin whit smt good/positive not food or etc saw that alot of times when people stop smoking the use food as dopamin hit

[unreal path]

i eat till i am not houngry

hungry*

[bitter arch]

Lmao

[unreal path]

english is hard bc makes no snece whit spelling

[bitter arch]

I'm not laughing at your language I am laughing at the shi you said

[unreal path]

??? bc i eat till i am not hungry?

[bitter arch]

Yes yes

[unreal path]

what am i supost to do be hungry?

[bitter arch]

Like start eating more greens

[unreal path]

i eat meat

[bitter arch]

Eat both you have to make a balance

[unreal path]

tbh you dont need to bc humans can survive whit eating only plants and meat

i eat plants 2 but more meat

[bitter arch]

Do the opposite and you will start to lose weight

[limpid gulch]

don't eat and u will lose even faster

[unreal path]

idc about weight that much

[unreal path]

nah meat to good to stop eating it

[limpid gulch]

🖋️💧

[bitter arch]

🤔

I guess it's ok then

[subtle tree]

if we eat less our hormones signal the body to store more fat unfortunately, it’s why some ppl are just predisposed to be slimmer. Body reacts with metabolism changes

[bitter arch]

That's something new 😮

[unreal path]

ik but if you eat more food/caloris then ur metabolism can handle u will be havier

[unreal path]

weight is needed bc if ur 60kg you can do half the heavy labor/lifting as 90kg person can do

[bitter arch]

Yes yes I thought you were struggling with it

Mb it's not you

[bitter arch]

It's this guy I was talking about

I'm fking tired 😫 and can't sleep

[grim edge]

lol im not in london

[subtle tree]

yeah but then the metabolism adapts is my point

[unreal path]

fare

[subtle tree]

fair

[unreal path]

i am used to typing words how you say them so...

[subtle tree]

why tag @grim edge like a weirdo ahahahaa

[subtle tree]

_>

[unreal path]

so yee english is confusing in my opinions

[subtle tree]

Oh, sorry!

[cursive pawn]

Yea moe is an og troller here

[sly forge]

Hey mates

[marsh sigil]

Hi

[cursive pawn]

I just wanted to show you my emoji lmao

[unreal path]

like some words in english makes no sence to me bc used to typ how you say like fair if you say it u will hear f a r e not f a i r

[grim edge]

lol

[unreal path]

hello

[sly forge]

Swear to god ive seen you somewhere

[unreal path]

he is powerlifer rl famous here

[cursive pawn]

[grim edge]

omg not this

[cursive pawn]

Yes i have 5 subscribers 😎

[cursive pawn]

Sorry💀

[unreal path]

ur my half dad was about to say but alr

[cursive pawn]

Half dad? How💀

Bro had two dads

[sly forge]

Hey hyd.hows ur day

[unreal path]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-gif-23140940

[cursive pawn]

My pfp is common lol

[unreal path]

nah

[cursive pawn]

Three?

[unreal path]

1

[cursive pawn]

🥩

[unreal path]

it is magic

like u can have half brothet or sister

[marsh sigil]

I’m okay but my stocks went down 😭 wbu?

[bitter arch]

Lol

[unreal path]

did you knew if u have a sister that was born in a difrent woman body and same dad 2 year difrenc you arnt half bc males dna changes every second or faster

[unreal path]

u get it now?

[sly forge]

Not that bad ig thanks

[bitter arch]

Brother i never laughed about anyone's language shi, eng is not the only language you know, maybe you are good at your native language

[cursive pawn]

The core genetic material doesn’t change every second. Technically you’re still half siblings since one of the XX chromosomes in your sister is from your dad with his genetics

[cursive pawn]

Yea i had to read it 3 times

[bitter arch]

😅

[unreal path]

ik but lets think like a half redneck so thetcly not related 🙂

[cursive pawn]

Don’t be mean about it lmao probably not their first language

[marsh sigil]

Where are you all from?

[unreal path]

i am shit at every language my dslexia

[bitter arch]

Oh no

[unreal path]

womans but

[cursive pawn]

Idk what does that mean😭

[bitter arch]

India

[cursive pawn]

Kuwait

[unreal path]

alabama

[marsh sigil]

Op

[unreal path]

or idiots

[cursive pawn]

Someone call the mods

[unreal path]

nah u can get it for free

[bitter arch]

Caught you again

[unreal path]

name of mods?

[frosty smelt]

lol

[unreal path]

they can see chat histroy ._.

[frosty smelt]

Guys my pawns been roatated northbound

[cursive pawn]

Mike tyson

[unreal path]

so smart

[frosty smelt]

that’s alright

[unreal path]

u can still get banned/muted for that ._.

[frosty smelt]

Oh ye

[unreal path]

alr will ping him @Mike tyson

[cursive pawn]

Ok thank

[unreal path]

damn chough lacking

[fast tinsel]

i can't claim nitro

[bitter arch]

Sad

[unreal path]

bc payment thingi?

[frosty smelt]

I sell cheap nitro and chess.com codes

[bitter arch]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-olympic-shooter-yusuf-dikec-turkish-shooter-aim-olympics-hand-in-pocket-shooter-turkiye-gif-3315997031428154432

[unreal path]

cought in 4k

[frosty smelt]

Wait what ru gonna do with that 🥸🥸🥵🤬

Please dont get me banned from the server

[unreal path]

myb ping mods

[unreal path]

u massed up tbh

[frosty smelt]

Guys we need mods in here asap

[fast tinsel]

is it even possible to get nitro by beating bot? or is it just a joke

[frosty smelt]

?

[unreal path]

u can but gota be on pc

[frosty smelt]

Of

Oh chess stuff

[fast tinsel]

i can't

[cursive pawn]

No one wants your nitro

[frosty smelt]

Oh ok

[unreal path]

?? i didnt try on pc yet if u want i can try tmr and send u the nitro bc i cudnr care less

[frosty smelt]

Does someone want my chess code 🧑‍💻 👩‍💻

[cursive pawn]

Lil bro we said no

[frosty smelt]

5 of u already messaged me for the nitro tho

Just seeing if there’s anymore

No one want the chess fr?

Ballsack!

[cursive pawn]

Nope no one else

[frosty smelt]

🫨

👹

[fast tinsel]

i tried twice on pc and still having error

[unreal path]

i can try tmr bc i got like 5 codes alr and game em to friends not on my main yet

[fast tinsel]

so there's no way of getting nitro by beating bot for me?

[frosty smelt]

What do u need a mod for

[unreal path]

<@&745328830649991179>

[unreal path]

u got chough lacing agian

[frosty smelt]

Uwu

[unreal path]

idk i can try tmr

[cursive pawn]

[unreal path]

he is 10 prob u can see bc of his pfp

[fast tinsel]

so ill text you?

[unreal path]

sure i can text u tmr if it works

my country is scrude they are blasting lound techno music at mid nigh and the whole city hears it ._.

[winged raven]

how tf do you even get "cheap" nitro

[unreal path]

he saying he gona sell for half the price bc cc and discors collab

u gota beat 1 bot for nitro

and when u have nitro u can get 1 month diamond free

[cursive pawn]

I think there’s a glitch to get free/cheaper nitro

[grim edge]

what is the difference between skibidi rizzler and ohio rizzler

[odd otter]

Ohio Rizzler seems to be the dark version, the Waluigi version, of the Skibidi rizzler

[umbral horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/im-the-biggest-bird-biggest-bird-bird-im-the-biggest-angry-birds-gif-27480594

[jovial phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-red-role-gojo-red-role-gif-10332570022337826605

[fallen valley]

This question didn't make sense

Oh nvm it's troll

[peak plank]

fun one

[orchid sigil]

If you're a quadruplegic are you allowed to have someone to help you play chess,
At a chess tournament.

[twilit river]

😡reveal ur magic instantly

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-no-duck-gif-20058670

[twilit river]

😢just do it blud

[twin moon]

@peak plank they added the chess base theme

Words cannot describe how happy I am

[peak plank]

... you coulve just installed a chrome extenstion to do it like that urself lol

[twin moon]

I don’t have a PC

[peak plank]

thats sad

[twin moon]

Yea

But atleast I have chess base theme, peak theme

[chrome bane]

I’m the best at rooking

[bitter arch]

Trades off one rook*

[vestal basin]

Bishop at Z257 getting some climax*

[cursive pawn]

I forgot how but my friend said he did a glitch and got nitro for free and it lasts forever but it was an old glitch i think they removed it

[worn schooner]

People are still voting

😔

Why so naive

[lapis brook]

Deep

[worn schooner]

I must confess

Ur banner

Is cringe as hell

[twilit river]

Ok nk

[supple cairn]

how do you redeem a code?

[twilit river]

Good to know brother

[worn schooner]

?

[worn schooner]

Send here il help

[supple cairn]

send what

[worn schooner]

The code

😊

[supple cairn]

😦

but how though

[worn schooner]

😨 I don't even wana scam u now

I just feel bad now

[supple cairn]

im genuinely really confused

[worn schooner]

U got th code?

[supple cairn]

yes

[worn schooner]

Alr

Wait leme send link

[worn schooner]

https://www.chess.com/special

[supple cairn]

thank you so much!!

[viscid gust]

thanks for the diamond codes guys!

[vernal moth]

Hey ! Anyone

[bitter arch]

Hello 👋

[vernal moth]

Hello

[haughty zealot]

Anyone here play battle cats

[viscid gust]

whats that

[twin moon]

Why does this happen every f* time 💀

My consistent win loss win loss streaks are even higher than my straight win or loss streaks 😭

[tribal grove]

never had that in my life it's either consistent red or green

[twin moon]

It isn’t even intentional

Also you know, I don’t trust anyone who likes Hans

[lapis brook]

Hans is a top 20 player

[twin moon]

I’ve never liked him but that interview with Rozman was the nail in the coffin

[lapis brook]

Arguably 2770 strength

[twin moon]

Man I couldn’t care less about how good he is, he is such an ass 😭

[lapis brook]

Maybe he is a bad person

Bad personality ect

But

You cannot ignore his chess strength

It is like kramnik

[twin moon]

I acknowledge he is a pretty solid player, but that doesn’t change how I see him as a human

[lapis brook]

Would you get kramnik as a life coach if someone else paid the 100k

[twin moon]

No

[lapis brook]

No?

[twin moon]

No

[lapis brook]

You get it for free

[twin moon]

No

[lapis brook]

Why not

[twin moon]

I mean ofc I wouldn’t want some 500 coaching me, but if I was gonna get a coach, I would want it to be someone I respect 100%

That just makes communication and the such easy

[lapis brook]

I understand

[twin moon]

Also Kramnick isn’t my style of play anyways

If he wanted me to play certain openings I probably wouldn’t agree

I would rather a naroditsky kinda guy

[lapis brook]

Yeah that's more important

Stlye

[twin moon]

But anyways I mean Neimann as a guy, his strength is irrelevant when determining his character

[lapis brook]

Yes I agree

[sage lance]

Anyone wanna improve in chess together (fide rating 1587)

[lapis brook]

Please connect your account

[grim edge]

And then Kentucky

[bitter arch]

Huh

Your msgs are traveling through multiverse

[lapis brook]

hi dah

[grim edge]

Hello

[grim edge]

another shooting incident in the US and it happened in kentucky

[bitter arch]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-america-america-scream-if-you-love-usa-scream-if-you-love-gif-6271826334607881748

[bitter arch]

I guess this happens every hour in America

It's a shoot out

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/china-scream-if-you-love-china-scream-if-you-love-country-brock-lesnar-gif-4232401349897427919

[fervent comet]

when did that happen

[bitter arch]

Today

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/09/07/us/kentucky-interstate-75-shooting

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[fervent comet]

stop

[fervent comet]

the day that gif will be deleted i will be happy

[wise mortar]

Acha

[sleek oriole]

sup

[grim edge]

hey

[oak cliff]

halo delhia

[grim edge]

hello ash

i hope one day you get to spell out my name right

[worn schooner]

[oak cliff]

||never||

[worn schooner]

Dms

[oak cliff]

ok

[sleek oriole]

hi delilah

[grim edge]

okay samson

[rigid crater]

The chess.com is giving away a free nitro for a month?

[sleek oriole]

how is that even remotely sounds like my name

[torn spindle]

Thats how I got mine

[rigid crater]

Cool Cool

[wise mortar]

Hi delhia

[grim edge]

Just letting you know, I'm typing this message while clenching my fists.

[versed jetty]

why

[grim edge]

they calling me delhia 😭

[versed jetty]

i'm sorry for you dehlai

[oak cliff]

it's ok delhia we're with you

[grim edge]

ash, davie, alte, and keke.. im watching you guys

[sleek oriole]

delilah actually

[versed jetty]

i'm sorry dolyah

[oak cliff]

delilah🗣️(cuz she's lil)

[sleek oriole]

i typed it wrong, correct it

delilah

[versed jetty]

newdehlia

[oak cliff]

olddehlia

[rigid crater]

[versed jetty]

ancientdlehia

[oak cliff]

prehistoricaldelhia

[grim edge]

oh wow, now you guys are getting a little bit too far

[versed jetty]

ikr dahIia

[oak cliff]

shes gonna ping mods for mass bullying
I'm on my last warning rn should I continue

[grim edge]

i cant take this anymore. i need someone to save me from all of you

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-fairy-godmother-i-need-a-hero-holding-on-for-a-hero-hero-gif-24467301

[versed jetty]

I can Dahliah

so close

[grim edge]

youre one of them

[versed jetty]

dhalia

[oak cliff]

delhia what country do u live in

[rigid crater]

[celest tusk]

Hey bros is it normal at chess events like the olympiad for people to ask players to sign their boards? If Fabi or Levon could sign my board it would make my year

[versed jetty]

that's totally normal

[wise mortar]

Hey there delhia what’s it like in manila city

[sleek oriole]

who am I

[sleek oriole]

totally:))

[compact hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-26178844

[versed jetty]

now do it again 29 times

[versed jetty]

lmao embed fail

[sleek oriole]

will do!!!

i will be there on the chess olympiad

[compact hearth]

[versed jetty]

nice

[celest tusk]

Same 😄

[lost trellis]

whos in the mood to play poker night

[gilded lava]

No

[lost trellis]

smh

[celest tusk]

Btw if you live in Budapest we play every sunday afternoon at Gólya with friends @sleek oriole

[sleek oriole]

golya presszo?

nem elek budapesten de oda jarok egyetemre

[celest tusk]

Yep,
https://www.facebook.com/golyasakk

Even if Lőrinc forgets to update the page we are there every sunday from 5pm 🙂

[grim edge]

Not on weekends

[versed jetty]

no way!!

[grim edge]

ion get it

[next ember]

@lament jacinth you are 1500

[lament jacinth]

Is that so

[next ember]

al shawarma

[analog tendon]

guys alchol is bad

dont drink

[next ember]

true

[next ember]

thats right

[hexed thistle]

Hi

[grim edge]

"Free" in that it is an auto-renew subscription and that they require you to have a payment plan in place so that when the month ends, you are already charged for the next month. It's pretty scurrilous. I beat a bot and then realized it was a scam by Discord. So I declined it.

[lament jacinth]

Ill be sure to never drink alchol

[next ember]

just cancel it before they renew it

👍

[grim edge]

It's not worth my time and energy

[next ember]

right 5 clicks is not worth your time and energy

[primal fern]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[peak linden]

Anyone played the bo6 beta yet

I can't wait for it to be released

[primal fern]

#🕹〡gaming

[peak linden]

It says no access

[analog tendon]

I LOVE ALCHOL I GOT A TWENTY FOR NO REASON

[grim edge]

my inner minimod woke up reading that.... but then I realized I wasn't on a Roblox channel haha

[bitter arch]

They don't trust you

[bitter arch]

Give it away..

[peak linden]

Who don't

[bitter arch]

Albert

[grim edge]

Thanks for the information!

[rigid crater]

Don't you know how to cancel?

[tiny spire]

hello everybody

[tiny spire]

thats cool

[pure magnet]

Hello

[pure magnet]

Hello sir

[tiny spire]

oh hi

[pure magnet]

Wanna play

[pure magnet]

Times when rainbow was not lgbtq was good

[bitter arch]

Hmm

[pure magnet]

Beautiful rainbow btw

[full glen]

@peak linden @peak linden @peak linden WHAT THE frick IS THIS????

it looks cool

[peak linden]

You tell me

[peak linden]

It's a new discord beta thing where you can have a clan tag next to your name.

[cerulean moat]

how do I get the link to an analysis for my game?

I’m on mobile

asking for me to put into best games if anyone can help

[bitter arch]

Wha?

[grim edge]

Hey everyone happy to be here

[bitter arch]

Hello 👋

[full glen]

you click the link button

[lapis brook]

please connect your account

[full glen]

thats how

[cerulean moat]

yea that dont work

it doesnt give me the link

[grim edge]

Yess I will just give me few mins 😭. I'm new to discord

[lapis brook]

of course

[full glen]

🥺

ok goodbye

oil up (i just wanted to say oil up ignore this)

[cerulean moat]

lmao ok

[gilded hound]

hmm

[bitter arch]

good game

[lapis brook]

huh

[gilded hound]

the brilliant

[full glen]

erm read the message??? ignore it

[lapis brook]

ok

ignored

[full glen]

oil up

@bitter arch oil up

[gilded hound]

the 3 letters

go die

[full glen]

its 5 letters idk where you got 3 from

[full glen]

🪞

[gilded hound]

bro i dont wanna get banned

[dusk hinge]

.

[cerulean moat]

Also dazai that was QUICK howd u do that lol

[pure magnet]

Where to put

[full glen]

wdym put? if you mean oil up then you can oil up in your room

[pure magnet]

Your username

[full glen]

hmm

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-7684110515453159552

yeah i think this is better

[pure magnet]

That's brutal

[pallid yacht]

ok hi uglys

which one you wants a chess code

bruh

[pure magnet]

What code

[pallid yacht]

diamond membership

[pure magnet]

How

[pallid yacht]

wym

[winged raven]

send the code

[full glen]

Dear @pallid yacht,
Sorry for misbehaving. I believe i went a little overboard with my attempts at entertaining myself on discord. I might have been a little rude. Let us reconcile our friendship.

[pallid yacht]

convince me pls

[pallid yacht]

a

[winged raven]

what?

[pallid yacht]

convince me to give it to you

[winged raven]

im saying send it in here for anyone

[full glen]

nuh uh send it to my dm so i know it aint a virus

[winged raven]

i have diamond i dont think i can claim it @pallid yacht

[full glen]

people dont send free stuff for free

im an expert

in this field

[pallid yacht]

eh

[pallid yacht]

I will just DM me I'll spin a wheel

DM to be in gw of diamond membership ship 2/5

DM to be in gw of diamond membership ship 2/5

[grim edge]

Gw is crazy

I just posted the code for anyone to take it

[full glen]

lol what

[pallid yacht]

bleh

DM to be in gw of diamond membership ship 4/10

[tropic plaza]

is this even allowed in here

[tropic plaza]

<@&745328830649991179> is this allowed

[grim edge]

My dad used to play on icc..
And he asked me if I could find if it still exists
Anyone knows?

[winged raven]

average attention seeker

[winged raven]

yea

[fickle sonnet]

Can you connect?

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dancing-gif-dancing-cat-black-and-white-cat-cat-dance-gif-7558935394027371830

[lapis brook]

I think it is

[lapis brook]

wanna attention?

[fervent comet]

you still here

[peak plank]

Yeah they revamped their website https://www.chessclub.com

[lapis brook]

you are still here

[fervent comet]

i just got here wdym

[wise mortar]

acha

[lapis brook]

purloin

[fervent comet]

acha

theek hai

[wise mortar]

Nehi

[fervent comet]

close enough

[wise mortar]

Nei

[fervent comet]

lol

[wise mortar]

Nhehi

[fervent comet]

lol

[wise mortar]

Naihi

[fervent comet]

close

[wise mortar]

Nahi

[fervent comet]

yes

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/suveer-indian-flag-hearts-gif-17683857

Wait u are pakistani

[limber lance]

a

[fervent comet]

yes

[wise mortar]

Acha

[hallow owl]

i am doing a giveaway for chess.com diamond code that i got for free from nitro and i do not play chess dm me to join

[foggy isle]

a

[hasty ice]

CAN SOMEBODY DONATE ME DIAMOND MEMBERSHIP? OF CHESS.COM?

[lapis brook]

no begging

[hasty ice]

stfu

[grim edge]

is that you in the pfp

[hasty ice]

yes darling

[analog tendon]

hi

[fervent comet]

hi

[versed jetty]

no grandpa

[grim edge]

my friend wants a gf but pulls stuff like this, is he cooked?

[lapis brook]

Cooked

[bitter arch]

https://tenor.com/view/beggar-mendiant-emoji-meme-gif-14766354842854086359

[versed jetty]

nah he is overcooked

[neon jacinth]

Never heard that one before

[gentle flume]

What is Life

[neon jacinth]

Chess

[versed jetty]

so if you don't play chess you're dead?

[neon jacinth]

Look I have the answer to allot of questions but that I don’t have the answer to

[fickle sonnet]

He is ok chess is worse

[hasty ice]

https://tenor.com/view/jerk-off-the-hangover-ken-gif-22692657

[versed jetty]

lmao embed fail

[gilded lava]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-meme-radar-gif-26497624

[wide obsidian]

Hi

[twin moon]

Why is the French mainline a sideline

[grim edge]

Oh my dad was so happy about the news
Thanks for your help 😊

[bitter arch]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-gif-24167425

[stable perch]

https://tenor.com/view/pallas-cat-kizs-kiss-cat-wild-cat-gif-2857123127582062590

[grim edge]

he needs help

[fickle sonnet]

You can play that game afk so it's np

[grim edge]

yeah i have no clue abt victoria 3 i've never played

[karmic pebble]

Hi Moderation Team,
I’m writing to report user @cobalt hill for using the N-word and other inappropriate language in the chat. This behavior is against community guidelines and is harmful to the community.
Please look into this issue as soon as possible.

[bitter arch]

You have to ping mods in that

[karmic pebble]

how do i do that

[versed jetty]

maybe you should privately dm them

[bitter arch]

This👆

And

[versed jetty]

why is your discord dark mode so dark?

[bitter arch]

I'm using midnight theme

[versed jetty]

ohhh

[worn schooner]

Why are all the breaking bad memes

From the darkest moments

Except a few

[versed jetty]

cos they are funny

[worn schooner]

This one is like from the darkest

Moment

[versed jetty]

looks funny

didnt watch the show anyway

[worn schooner]

It was from when walts brother in law dies

[versed jetty]

hank

[worn schooner]

Ya

No embed fail less go

[versed jetty]

how many breaking bad memes are there?

[worn schooner]

Quite

[versed jetty]

almost every character has its own meme

[worn schooner]

Mostly jesse

[bitter arch]

My fav character

[worn schooner]

Same when I was on season 2

I hated jesse

And then I realised because of walt jesse lost everything

He cared about

Tho I got really mad at jesse when he sold walt out

[bitter arch]

The realest character of the series

[worn schooner]

Real

[bitter arch]

Yea and he regretted it too

[worn schooner]

Tho walt is still my fav

[worn schooner]

No shit

He got put in a cage

El Camino was depressing

Season 5

Was so depressing man

Tbh walt did win in the end

Tho he lost his family and shit

[bitter arch]

Ik never thought it would end like this

[versed jetty]

didnt win then

[worn schooner]

Walts whole

Motive was to provide

And he gave his family 9.7 mil

It could've been more but

Yk shit happens

[worn schooner]

Tbh the real winner was the IRS

[versed jetty]

too much money

[worn schooner]

He still thought it was not enough

[bitter arch]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-money-cash-money-bed-gif-3558288

[versed jetty]

couldve just made 100k

[bitter arch]

Yea cuz he was about to die

Shit was perfect

[bitter arch]

Not enough

[worn schooner]

That was coat of his 1 TREATMENT

Cost*

[worn schooner]

Real

[versed jetty]

so dumb

[worn schooner]

Tbh this was one of the most emotional scenes in the whole series

[worn schooner]

Merica

[bitter arch]

Nah bro you have to watch it

He's not dumb

[worn schooner]

Tbh I'm still mad at walt for killing mike

[versed jetty]

i don't watch anything

[worn schooner]

Why would he do that

[bleak steeple]

yo anyone wanna do hand and brain chess for fun

[versed jetty]

do what

neuralink chess?

[bleak steeple]

Idk

[drowsy crypt]

The mode itself is pretty fun but ideally you would need to have 4 people, 2 high elo and 2 low elo

So it can be more fun

[grim edge]

Anyone watching the Us Open final?

[versed jetty]

ohhhh i get it

[grim edge]

Post it in #💬〡chess-talk

[analog steppe]

my bad thought it was offtopic

[bitter arch]

It is off topic

[neon jacinth]

Me

I watched sinner play last year at Wimbledon type shi

[lament jacinth]

Woa

[versed jetty]

bozo is still alive

[lament jacinth]

Correct

[versed jetty]

alr gn all

[grim edge]

Goodnight sleep well

[limber lance]

aeaeaeae

[grim edge]

I love tenniss

[grim edge]

Great, tennis is a good sport

Sadly this final is trash

[grim edge]

Spoil it for me
I'm not watching rn :/

[dreamy pivot]

who won magnus or alireza

[grim edge]

It's just started,you can start watching it. But it's Sinner vs Fritz

1st set 4-3 for Sinner+serve

[grim edge]

I liked Sinner, but the doping saga gave me a bad taste about him

[grim edge]

Ohh okay yea I know who's playing
I like sinner 😍

whyyyyyyyyy

U Italian?

He is cute 😭

Alr alr that's a reason I can't argue about

[grim edge]

Hehe I know 😊

Also I haven't been following tennis for a long time
I tried playing it few times in last few months

[fickle sonnet]

Ayakoniji hold

[grim edge]

Basically, this year Djokovics form plummeted, he won only the Olympics gold against Alcaraz

Australian Open Sinner won against Medvedev
Roland Garros Alcaraz won against Zverev
Wimbledon Alcaraz won against Djokovic
And now probably Sinner..

[grim edge]

Ayanokoji*

[fickle sonnet]

You need to be sigma

Give me advice pls

[grim edge]

About what

[grim edge]

Aw I got free summary of the season thankss ^^

[fickle sonnet]

How to be sigma manipulater

[grim edge]

You have to go to the white room

[fickle sonnet]

Where is it

[grim edge]

It's somewhere in Japan

[fickle sonnet]

How to be yamatogod

[grim edge]

Tf is that lol new brainrot

[fickle sonnet]

This guy yamagod

Noo way ayanokoji doesn't know about yamagod

[grim edge]

I know about that lol but never knew he's called yamagod

Basically be the biggest scum and simp ever

[fickle sonnet]

He secretly planned everything

He went to the Black room which is way better than white room

[grim edge]

He'll comeback at the last minute and defeat Ayanokoji for sure for sure

[fickle sonnet]

He is stronger than ayanokoji

In the new LN author confirms

[twin moon]

Goku solos ayanokoji

[fickle sonnet]

No one arguing against that lmao

[twin moon]

Ik I just like saying that, even if I’ve never seen dragon ball lmfao

[grim edge]

Okay fr tho no joke you watched COTE and if not how tf you know this stuff

Cause he actually did

[fickle sonnet]

Ik read LN

Koenji and Ayanokoji team up against him

But he takes the stick of the arisa girl and throws at ayanokoji oneshotting him

[grim edge]

Idk how you have so much banter about COTE lol

[jagged lynx]

Huh, certainly wasn't expecting an Anime conversation in a server about Chess...

[grim edge]

Because it's off topic 💀

[jagged lynx]

Anyway, I have a key for 1 Month of the Diamond membership on chess.com, if anyone sees this message and wants it, just ping me and I'll DM you

[jagged lynx]

Fair point 😭

[fickle sonnet]

I just know

[grim edge]

Is there like a chanel where I can search for training partners

[mossy pewter]

Few weeks ago i saw someone who looking for training partner in the ask an expert channel but idk did he find in there or he didnt

[woven oak]

best pencil i have

[mossy pewter]

Im prepearing for an open tournament and a training partner might be good for me too, if you want i can be your training partner

[mossy pewter]

The best pencil for math exams

[grim edge]

This US Open final is bad

Tennis is gonna miss Novak Djokovic truly

That level of play will never be seen again no matter how many may try

[maiden remnant]

Is there a discount code for the SCC Merch, they said it's only available today?

[hasty ice]

fxck off

[grim edge]

@everyone

[unreal path]

guys have yall saw that a florida man tried to burn down a lovers house whit pasta sause

[unreal path]

einstein bc kahoot wasnt posible to play 2nd. rubix cube isnt based on smartnes 3th. duolingo wasnt invented and knowing few language isnt impresive 4th. he invented stuff you didnt 5th. it i easier to study now the back in the days bc less data and harder to obtain. so in conclusion ur dumb as a brick and he is a genius

[winged raven]

why so serious

[sly forge]

Einstein

[unreal path]

my explanation was better bc told all the flawas he got

[sly forge]

Ima tell you all the flaws the guy got ifyw

[unreal path]

i alr did

[sly forge]

Oh shit nvm

Thought you was that guy who posted

[unreal path]

nag

i am the one who wrote the whole peragraph that was cloning the kid who posted that

[mossy pewter]

Bro thats just a meme, dont be that much serious

[unreal path]

nah

[peak plank]

You are smarter. Einstein is dead

He cannot think.

[peak plank]

Ad hominem + Fallacy Fallacy

[unreal path]

were comparing at there peaks so... he smarter

[peak plank]

No true Scotsman/ Appeal to Purity - an informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect an a posteriori claim from a falsifying counterexample by covertly modifying the initial claim.

[fickle sonnet]

Bro is mad

He watched the all fallacies video or smh

[peak plank]

No I'm not putting in the effort to explain it myself, I have a copypastable list of them

[unreal path]

...

[fickle sonnet]

Did you watch all fallacies video

[peak plank]

Paint explainer dude

[fickle sonnet]

Or smh like that

[peak plank]

Yeah lol

[peak plank]

Then did some other research

[fickle sonnet]

Yh same but I forgot

[peak plank]

It kept going on auto play while I was working

[fickle sonnet]

I wanted to make a list too for arguments later

[unreal path]

...

[fickle sonnet]

It's like argument auto winner or smh

[peak plank]

Not really

[unreal path]

ypu cant think on the spot for arguments

[peak plank]

Ad hominem

It's more formal than saying "this makes no sense"

[unreal path]

better argument on the spot is ip graber or troyan horse myb malvare

[fickle sonnet]

Yh it's op

[peak plank]

And provides a reason why the statement provided little value

[fickle sonnet]

Or doxxing easiest

[unreal path]

nah troyan more fun

[peak plank]

Until u get counterdoxxed

[peak plank]

I can't tell if you mean trojan or I'm just stupid

[fickle sonnet]

Choice your enemies wisely

[fickle sonnet]

All my account have diff names + diff passwords so I'm unbeatable

[unreal path]

i am the dumb one bc idfk how 70% of stuff are spelled in english

so i just guess

[peak plank]

Ig

[unreal path]

but yee ment trojan

[peak plank]

Same but only because I'm wildly inconsistent

[unreal path]

i have a better system request send to log in a device best way phone number

[peak plank]

I didn't mean to make my password on some sites my lichess API key but whatever

[fickle sonnet]

I can understand most things from seeing it one time

[peak plank]

Its secure enough

[dusky grail]

who wants my password to my computer

[fickle sonnet]

Btw your profile Walmart bag is written false

[peak plank]

You should just give me full access to it

[fickle sonnet]

Only one l

[unreal path]

i google walmart bag and it outo corrected me to 2 ls

[dusky grail]

It's 1205DanJa!

[fickle sonnet]

But I have two passwords protecting it before

[peak plank]

Could be worse

[grim edge]

wheres my nitro?

imwon and i clicked claim free nitro multiple times

And i dint have it

[fickle sonnet]

Ty

[dusky grail]

who wants my password to my chess.com account

[grim edge]

can someone nelp

[peak plank]

Ok

[fickle sonnet]

Me

[dusky grail]

i'll give it to pixel if he wants it

but not winnerbg

[peak plank]

"you got a sign in from location"

[unreal path]

this is my password i use 12 numbers 🙂

[fickle sonnet]

Whyyyyy😭😭

[peak plank]

Sure DM me it

||It's gonna be smth like lolyoursuchanidiotdidyiuactuallythink||

[fickle sonnet]

Why do you only have 8 things open

[unreal path]

||youbafforbesacredofmeoryougonaseemeinurbestonighwhileiplaywhitthostenisballsofyours|| more like this

[peak plank]

💀

[unreal path]

bc dont need more

[fickle sonnet]

I have at least 100 rn

[peak plank]

I'm not gonna be signing into that btw

Lol

[unreal path]

i use 6 other 2 were random bs

[peak plank]

Unity doesn't know that though probably

[dusky grail]

WHYYY NOT

[fickle sonnet]

Pushing Elo for unity

[peak plank]

No

[fickle sonnet]

I have at least 20 sites I can't show here

[unreal path]

18+ then ig

[tardy zenith]

Guys help i cant get nitro i didn't receive any messages even tho i beat the 3 bots with 3 stars

@everyone

[grim edge]

Sinner wins

[undone shadow]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> benjamin224816

This is the Chess.com profile of benjamin224816. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2003 (2021 peak)
Blitz: 1807 (peak)
Bullet: 1800 (peak)

[twin moon]

I got 1800 on all my time controls finally

[peak plank]

nice

[cursive pawn]

[dire hearth]

hi guys

[marsh sigil]

Hi

[dire hearth]

how you doing

Do you know who won the SCC

?

[marsh sigil]

Nop

[marsh sigil]

Good wbu?

[dire hearth]

good also. I checked. It was Magnus, as always

had to go in the middle

[dire hearth]

Listening to Bolero

can recommend

[chrome bane]

[Event "?"]
[Site "Chess.com iPhone"]
[Date "2024.09.08"]
[Round "?"]
[White "visheshgola"]
[Black "Adrian-MonkGM"]
[Result "0-1"]
[FEN "rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1"]
[WhiteElo "517"]
[BlackElo "538"]

1. e4 d6 2. d4 g6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. Bb5+ c6 5. Bc4 Bg7 6. c3 O-O 7. Qb3 Nbd7 8. e5 dxe5 9. dxe5 Ne4 10. e6 fxe6 11. Bxe6+ Kh8 12. O-O Ndc5 13. Qc4 Nxe6 14. Qxe4 Nc5 15. Qc4 b6 16. Ng5 Qe8 17. Re1 h6 18. Ne6 Qf7 19. b4 Nxe6 20. Qxc6 Rb8 21. g3 Qxf2+ 22. Kh1 Qxe1+ 23. Kg2 Qf2+ 24. Kh3 Ng5+ 25. Kh4 Qxh2# {0-1}

[Event "?"]
[Site "Chess.com iPhone"]
[Date "2024.09.08"]
[Round "?"]
[White "visheshgola"]
[Black "Adrian-MonkGM"]
[Result "0-1"]
[FEN "rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1"]
[WhiteElo "517"]
[BlackElo "538"]

1. e4 d6 2. d4 g6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. Bb5+ c6 5. Bc4 Bg7 6. c3 O-O 7. Qb3 Nbd7 8. e5 dxe5 9. dxe5 Ne4 10. e6 fxe6 11. Bxe6+ Kh8 12. O-O Ndc5 13. Qc4 Nxe6 14. Qxe4 Nc5 15. Qc4 b6 16. Ng5 Qe8 17. Re1 h6 18. Ne6 Qf7 19. b4 Nxe6 20. Qxc6 Rb8 21. g3 Qxf2+ 22. Kh1 Qxe1+ 23. Kg2 Qf2+ 24. Kh3 Ng5+ 25. Kh4 Qxh2# {0-1}

Saw mate it one had to look for better

[queen cloak]

Hey Yall, If I have the Golden Membership on chess.com but want to upgrade to the platinum membership would I have to pay the whole $12 again/buy a whole new subscription causing it to override my gold one? 👀 @everyone

[restive storm]

sicilain

[sour peak]

sicilain!

[candid sandal]

Guys how do I claim the nitro I think it’s asking to pay

[tender phoenix]

You need to sign up for a payment method

It won't charge you for the first month, but it will after so you have to cancel it

[outer ermine]

i am 1500 in rapid and rarely played blitz, now playing blitz at 1100 feels like bullying

[remote sonnet]

ohla

[silent quest]

Then don't play

[rain crest]

hola amigo

[remote sonnet]

bro i am not spain

bro i don't know spanish

[tiny spire]

yes you are not spain lol

[twilit saddle]

game 3 of 3 (all wins today). first 3 games since june

[umbral horizon]

idea?

[twilit saddle]

this move was taking a bishop

that is protecting the key pawns around the king

i can checkmate and did with the queen, qxc2 a few moves later

they played Qxf6 threatening mate

but my bishop undoes it

[umbral horizon]

what was the move played after the rook was taken

[twilit saddle]

Rxb3, Qxf6, Be3, Bxe3, Qxc2#

quite simple

played this in my first game too

[undone jetty]

#〘📝〙rules

[umbral horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-brawl-stars-spongebob-meme-brawl-stars-memes-gif-527226398654879190

[solemn niche]

childhood ruined

[grim edge]

satanic worshipper

[dusky grail]

@meager pecan help me

[meager pecan]

Doraemon ??

[dusky grail]

help me by asking the senior out

[meager pecan]

Fr

[peak plank]

@meager pecan okay thats good

[meager pecan]

?

[peak plank]

its good that the person is kind

[meager pecan]

What

[dusky grail]

jk jk, my gf is gaslightning me

[bronze sage]

I'm not. Thanks for saying that even though you don't know anything about me 😁

[meager pecan]

She’s kind she never dated anyone she also love books

[solemn niche]

thought yall brokje up

[dusky grail]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-dancing-monkey-vibing-monkey-jumping-monkey-vibe-check-gif-27025323

[peak plank]

💀

[dusky grail]

SHE WONT LET ME BREAK UP

[peak plank]

its not even a flex for unity unity is just being clowned on

[dusky grail]

like she went on a rant for 30 minutes why we shouldn't break up

[bronze sage]

Dumbass

[peak plank]

thats unfortunate

[dusky grail]

fr help me out homie

[grim edge]

What is this on ur spotify bro

[solemn niche]

just tell her u dont see it working out or u dont think u guys go together well as people

[peak plank]

ok then objecitvely dissect each statment like I do for pretty much all of both your messages and jokes

[meager pecan]

Sometime I wish I can find someone my age that’s smart and kind…

[peak plank]

yeah not here

[dusky grail]

teach me

[meager pecan]

Not online bro I’m talking irl

[peak plank]

just me an example of a statment