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[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> CHAN ZACK FUNG Moe (mathfailure69)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 948 (957 peak)
Blitz: 585 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> CHAN ZACK FUNG Moe (mathfailure69)

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Rapid: 948 (957 peak)
Blitz: 585 (peak)

[hoary snow]

meh why still the same

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Chesscraft (zackthestrategist)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 966 (957 peak)
Blitz: 585 (peak)

[hoary snow]

oh finally

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> kingslayer0247

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1860 (peak)
Blitz: 1395 (1473 peak)
Bullet: 1352 (1377 peak)

[old orchid]

Does anyone have higher rating than me?

[novel moat]

Yes

[old orchid]

Then display your profile

[sacred steeple]

no

[lament jacinth]

40% of people here do

[old orchid]

Do you @lament jacinth

[winged raven]

[lethal arrow]

ur only 1800 in rapid

get ur blitz and bullet up before asking

[old orchid]

Whats your rating display your profile

[lethal arrow]

why do u wanna see

[old orchid]

Cause if I am only 1800 what are u

[lethal arrow]

i said in rapid

[old orchid]

Whats your rapid rating

[lethal arrow]

ur actually higher rated than me in rapid but not everything else

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> peifdklgpegodk

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1750 (peak)
Blitz: 1720 (peak)
Bullet: 1545 (1660 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> peifdklgpegodk

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1750 (peak)
Blitz: 1720 (peak)
Bullet: 1545 (1660 peak)

[old orchid]

Wow you are good player
I am very bad at blitz and bullet
[I am still higher rated in rapid]

[lethal arrow]

im grinding bullet

[old orchid]

Nice

[lethal arrow]

otherwise my rapid would be lower than my peak

[old orchid]

How many years are u playing

[lethal arrow]

cuz my rapid sucks

[lethal arrow]

not a year, but 9 months

[old orchid]

My blitz and bullet sucks

[lethal arrow]

blitz is rapid but faster

[old orchid]

Rapid is blitz but slower

[lethal arrow]

js play faster

[old orchid]

Lol

Ok

[lethal arrow]

daily is rapid but many times slower

[vestal basin]

Who tf pinged?

[winged raven]

bro hard peaked rapid

[bitter arch]

Check notifications

[desert acorn]

@vestal basin

[vestal basin]

Yeah?

[lethal arrow]

check mentions

[desert acorn]

what

[vestal basin]

Got it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Dávid Kovács (davie0430)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1783 (1913 peak)
Blitz: 1531 (1672 peak)
Bullet: 1511 (1684 peak)

[sleek oriole]

i gotta grind back to my peak

[sly tiger]

Hey

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7dSCxR4LqkmxoBrq9MzVSD?si=4585316267764eab

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jz10111

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2001 (2150 peak)
Blitz: 2006 (2251 peak)
Bullet: 2007 (2065 peak)

[grim edge]

yeah part of their soundtrack but i have listened to this song like a year or two ago

snatched it from my friend's spotify playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4F5d8y09NGIpRimRWeIz8b?si=1733e7216b264fa2

[rocky bone]

<@&745328830649991179> I cant disconnect my account when I do it says its disconnected and when I want to connect it says I have already connected the account

[lament jacinth]

Go into discord settings and apps

[rocky bone]

The one I had before I disconnected it is still connected

[lament jacinth]

@rocky bone

[rocky bone]

Doesnt work

[grim edge]

Do you have two discord accounts or two chess.com accounts?

[minor owl]

pluh

[lament jacinth]

Wot

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/pluh-lips-lips-lips-flying-out-pluh-lips-gif-funny-lips-gif-18370009455826553673

pluh

[rocky bone]

I have 2 chess accounts cause I lost the first one

[sleek oriole]

@lament jacinth chess?

[lament jacinth]

Whats that

[fleet scroll]

<@&745328830649991179> insane bio

[desert acorn]

actually insane wtf

[bitter arch]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-what-wtf-lost-black-glasses-eh-np-problem-gif-7833201503555323160

[sleek oriole]

ch*ss

[thorny loom]

Yo

that bio was literally crazy

Neon got it first

darn

[thorny loom]

Helpful as always thx abysissional!

[fleet scroll]

np

[obtuse harbor]

bro done lost his mind

[fleet scroll]

it's weird because I'm going through their message history

and it's normal "idiot teenager" posting until today

[thorny loom]

i mean to be fair

a lot of kids play call of duty

he just started late

[fleet scroll]

14 doesn't sound late lol

[desert acorn]

call of duty to racism pipeline

[thorny loom]

exactly

ive never played call of duty which thankfully made it so i never fell down that pipeline

now my brother well let's hope he never discovers call of duty

[thorny loom]

most of them join those lobbies at 10 and a half so

a lil late

[desert acorn]

get bro playing cs

create the next s1mple

[thorny loom]

Ive tried to get him playing chess

nah my brother plays evangelizing the game on ez mode spawned right into the bible belt

[fleet scroll]

cod lobbies weren't even a thing until I was 12

11*

[desert acorn]

how old is ur brother

[thorny loom]

The age where he'd get insta banned if he joined

by my hands

[desert acorn]

12?

[thorny loom]

yes

[desert acorn]

does he know of the server

[fleet scroll]

you should let me debate your brother when he's old enough to use discord

would be HILARIOUS

[thorny loom]

He would try to evangelize you and turn you hereto

i don't think we need that 😂

[fleet scroll]

which would be hilarious

[thorny loom]

sure

[desert acorn]

It’s a test from God 🙏🙏🙏🙏✅✅

[thorny loom]

I need to ask in mod general if living with someone and knowing how they are is reason enough to ban 🤣

My brother can be real toxic with it sometimes

[fleet scroll]

"I was made this way but I should remain celibate and not be in a relationship ever so I can pass the test"

[thorny loom]

you know he dated a girl in secret, broke up with that girl and i believe is now dating his 'ex' sister in secret

[desert acorn]

Yes 🙌

[fleet scroll]

lucky he's your brother and not mine. I would bully him so hard

[thorny loom]

In Jesus's name CHEESUS won't give you somethin you can't handle halbajaluhla

[desert acorn]

Going for the sister is crazy 😭😭

[thorny loom]

yea

i would never

[desert acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/steezuz-gif-6365132724496859544

explain this one atheists 🙌🙌

[thorny loom]

now has the thought crossed my mind to hit up one of my ex's gay dads as revenge, i plead the fifth

nah im just kidding

[thorny loom]

I respect her fathers to much my brother thankfully never met them

because if he did

he woulda been like

"listen im not saying you don't love each other but have you not read the bible??"

[fleet scroll]

see the funniest part is

I think it's all dogshit because I have read the bible

[thorny loom]

I have to keep in mind I had a lot of experiences when i was younger

i found out one of my close friends was trans, I dated a girl who had two gay parents who adopted her and gave her a loving roof they might not have otherwise had, and my first love had a mental illness of 20 personalities so i had a lot of life experience

that gave me a lot of compassion for the hardships those marginilized groups experience because they'd talk about it with me

and id listen very closely but if the only info you ever get about these groups are with religious organizations with their own agendas who spread hate

a 12 year old kid will fall for some of the propaganda.

[grim edge]

not reading allat

[fleet scroll]

I'm available

[thorny loom]

we're kinda walkin on thin ice here will say

[fleet scroll]

yeah i'll send the funnies in dms

[thorny loom]

lol

[grim edge]

nice. compassion must be like an automated character

[thorny loom]

I mean I don't mind and if it's not heated or very specific just don't want this to turn into an inflamed religion war that gets started lol

[thorny loom]

compassion some people are born with more than others too

[desert acorn]

is compassion developed or a born trait 🤔

[fleet scroll]

exodus 21 outlines how you're supposed to treat your slaves. Ask him if he thinks slavery is moral, if he says no, then bring up exodus 21. If he says yes, ask him if he'd be your slave under the conditions in exodus 21

[thorny loom]

Tell me you are a Matt Dilahunty enjoyer

without directly saying it

[fleet scroll]

[thorny loom]

the message

[grim edge]

my parents taught us to be compassionate by taking care of a lot of animals when we were kids. we had turkeys, ducks, cats, birds, fish, a dog, and chickens. then, watch my grandpa butcher chicken

[thorny loom]

Fried chicken do be hittin different tho

[fleet scroll]

the meat industry relies on a degree of separation between the animal on the farm and the food on your plate

people are much less inclined to eat meat if they've interacted with the animal they're going to be eating

[desert acorn]

i’ve never really liked fried chicken

always tastes too greasy

[thorny loom]

Me just awkwardly listening to cheese saying this

while watching the cow spiracy eating a big mac

[fleet scroll]

means you didn't get good fried chicken

[stable perch]

😡

[fleet scroll]

it shouldn't be greasy

[stable perch]

yeah

[desert acorn]

maybe

[thorny loom]

Fried chicken is real good if done right

[thorny loom]

And don't judge me for the big mac eating

[grim edge]

we only ate fried chicken on birthdays. on regular days, we eat tinola and some local chicken dishes

[thorny loom]

discord mods get it free

[fleet scroll]

if it's too greasy, it means the batter is wrong. It shouldn't hold water or oil and should be light and crispy

[stable perch]

are you a chef

[thorny loom]

I consider making peanut butter sandwiches cooking

[desert acorn]

i worked at a mcdonald’s when i was younger, and the oil the fries were cooked in are disgusting

they barely get cleaned

[thorny loom]

Mcdonalds doesn't make fries

[desert acorn]

What

[thorny loom]

Fries are potato, salt.

mcdonalds fries have 15 different ingredients

don't insult fries like that

whatever they make is an imposter

[desert acorn]

they looked like potato

[bitter arch]

Chips?

[twilit river]

Bruh McDonald's fries are good

Whats wrong with them

[desert acorn]

they are cancer

the oil they are cooked in 🤢

[twilit river]

😧

[winged raven]

yummy

[steel warren]

Did not just make an illegal alt

https://tenor.com/view/totally-crush-nemo-turtle-finding-nemo-gif-5511392

[iron barn]

What are they cooked in?

[bitter arch]

Oil

[grim edge]

Disconnect discord at https://chess.com/settings/connected-accounts
Use the /unlink command.
Log in as your new account.
Connect discord at https://chess.com/settings/connected-accounts

[iron barn]

What oil u smartass

[bitter arch]

Vegitable or palm oil maybe

[iron barn]

Is it scientifically proven for vegetable oil to cause cancer?

There have to be multiple independant studies that have come to the same conclusion for that to be fact

[bitter arch]

canola-blend oil

Idk what is that

I just googled it

[desert acorn]

dirty oil

barely gets cleaned

[bitter arch]

It's a blend of different vegetables oils

[winged raven]

he prolly meant cancer as in bad

[rough gale]

This is definitely normal.

[iron barn]

Yeah thats a reason why I don't eat fast food like McDonald's

[bitter arch]

https://tenor.com/view/rambo-john-james-rambo-stare-wet-gif-13186742591476057220

[silent quest]

Its pg 13

[bitter arch]

Discord is also 13+

[rocky bone]

Can I delete my chess.com acc?

[steel warren]

lol

https://tenor.com/view/discord-rules-mmi-server-mors-mutual-headquarters-mors-mutual-mmi-rules-gif-26227998

i think i broke this rule

jk

[deft bear]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-jumpscare-gif-19782759

[fleet scroll]

@next ember @grim edge it works well so far to read one game and output, now I just need to find a bigger pgn and split at double newline

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-7684110515453159552

[deft bear]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-confetti-sore-loser-gif-8192205

[peak plank]

is this a scoresheet reader?

[ornate herald]

huh

[peak plank]

Ive seen like 3 people developing one in the past 30 days lol, if it isnt then you can take a solid guess at why I think that

[fleet scroll]

takes a pgn with multiple games and splits it into individual pgn file for each game

[peak plank]

thats neat

[icy dune]

wait thats actually a cool idea lol

[fierce kelp]

I have to wash the dishes but I'm lazy, any advice?

[grave current]

e4

[peak plank]

Wash them.

[sullen isle]

Your mom

Ask her to wash the dishes

[green jungle]

wash the dishes

[fierce kelp]

Nah I have to wash them the problem is that my cat is cuddling with me and I don't want to wake him up

[green jungle]

become elastigirl

[fierce kelp]

Doesn't seem possible

[sullen isle]

Inform the nearest adult

[surreal yoke]

They probably left him

[sullen isle]

😥

[primal fern]

Connect your account please

[fierce kelp]

🗿Gigachad

[steel warren]

lol

indeed

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[white shuttle]

Everytime i brush my teeth i crave shawarma

[white shuttle]

@lament jacinth is that normal

[sullen isle]

So badass

[steel warren]

indeed

[sleek oriole]

yum

[desert acorn]

i got my head checked by a jumbo jet

[grim edge]

nobody gon understand this... 🤫

[white shuttle]

The food ofc

[silent quest]

Hold up what

[silent quest]

I do

I need to reinstall geometry dash

[peak plank]

what level

seems pretty sort if it only took you an hour on that session

so my guess is medium length

or medium-long

rip

[bitter arch]

Geometry dash

[grim edge]

its an XL

i was outside for like 6 hours today mf

[grim edge]

its 999 by dongchi

[fervent comet]

W LEG

average leg W

[peak plank]

it looks like a hard-insane demon

learning more towards insane

ok def at least insane

[grim edge]

wow

[peak plank]

do you create more than you play or play more than create or both?

Ic

Okay

okay

makes sence

[grim edge]

Hi. Is chat gpt working on your end?

[peak plank]

@grim edge 🔼

oops wrong reply

anyways yeah its down @grim edge

[grim edge]

omg okay.

wait i think it's okay now

[peak plank]

doesnt seem to work for me still

[grim edge]

whats yoyr hardest

[peak plank]

I play gd on a phone 💀

[grim edge]

i do too

[peak plank]

o7

we failed I think

I dont think I made a good choice on that

[grim edge]

my pc is worse than my phone so thats why i use the phone

[peak plank]

ah ok

[grim edge]

also you have to do much more to achieve anything noticeable on a pc

[peak plank]

yeah but you can achive more

some dude in moon club beat zodiac some time ago

[rugged patrol]

Hello!

[grim edge]

im bad everywhere doesnt matter 🗣️

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jado2k

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Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1955 (peak)
Blitz: 1708 (peak)
Bullet: 1631 (peak)

[peak plank]

fair me too

999 is your new hardest? @grim edge

[grim edge]

no its my 9th hardest 👹

[peak plank]

ah okay

[grim edge]

too bad i didnt beat it in 999 attempts

[peak plank]

its way too difficult to beat in 999 attempts

did you beat it in one sitting 💀

[timber garnet]

hi every1

[golden forge]

Are there any staff members able to dm?

[peak plank]

no

[timber garnet]

yesnt

[grim edge]

Hello, what's up?

[steel warren]

Hello whats up, I'm dad

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-daddy-care-protect-help-gif-4685099714314961614

I am joking lol

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-vsauce-smile-gif-2980605684719370270

[keen agate]

1v1 any1

[formal jungle]

guys how can i bind another acc and delete my currently binded

[grim edge]

how many elo?

not bad

[grim edge]

no

[peak sparrow]

I m studying Diffrentail Calculus,Help me

[grim edge]

Bro is peak just like me

W

[rocky bone]

Do u think u could beat Magnus when blindfolded, drunk and high with schizophrenia?

xD

[bitter arch]

Anyone Plays Minecraft?

[peak plank]

I forgot there was a jump in the pre drop of nine circles

Like just before the tunnel

And took a screenshot too early

[lament jacinth]

WHERES ANITTTAAAAA

[clear sequoia]

I'm not sure what the problem is. Which account do you want to connect? DM me all the details and we'll handle it in DMs.

[peak plank]

@grim edge I feel a sense of impending doom, what do I do

[grim edge]

get ready

train yourself

this part of ultimate demon mix is pretty annoying btw

[peak plank]

Nah it's just nine circles I'm not good at this game

Tbf nine circles is in ultimate demon mix

[grim edge]

yes

[peak plank]

Have you beat ultimate demon mix?

[grim edge]

no im trying to do it rn

[peak plank]

Ah good luck

[grim edge]

94 x3 🤫

[peak plank]

Woah

What the hell is at 94

[grim edge]

todays best is 84 tho

[grim edge]

2 ball orbs at the windy landscape part

[peak plank]

Ic

[grim edge]

and i died right after them too

[peak plank]

You play chess so also beat stalemate:)

[grim edge]

i tried it and its pretty bad if you dont have a hitbox mod to turn on

[peak plank]

imo the invisible wave might be the most annoying, though obviously im not really good enough to get there anyways

[grim edge]

whats your hardest

[peak plank]

some easy hard demon 💀 "penguin industries"

plays like a medium imo

[grim edge]

they say its tier 6 damm

[peak plank]

what does that mean

is it a a GDDP thing

[grim edge]

gddl

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/thursday-morning-gif-17497998498299805117

[peak plank]

yeah its very easy for a hard demon

[grim edge]

well its still rated hard demon...

[peak plank]

yeah maybe not for long though lol

[grim edge]

are you planning on beating a new hardest soon

[peak plank]

Lol it says sirius is harder, so if you were going off the ladder then it would be that

[peak plank]

Fire temple or nine circles

[grim edge]

wow a bit not smooth

[peak plank]

small jump ig

[grim edge]

your choice ig

[peak plank]

what would you reccomend?

[grim edge]

i would recommend anything that ive not completed 🗣️

[peak plank]

which would be...?

[grim edge]

idrk

[peak plank]

what was ur first hard

[grim edge]

theory of anarchy when it was a hard demon

took me 800 attempts

[peak plank]

oh wow

thats quick

[grim edge]

yeah i guess

[peak plank]

takes me about 2.5k attempts / demon ive beaten and all of them are easy

[grim edge]

theory of anarchy has some chokepoints past 60

[normal spruce]

Hey wassup guys?

[grim edge]

so thats not a good level to beat

[peak plank]

alright

[grim edge]

everythings fine

[peak plank]

it took me about 4.5k attempts to even get to the drop in nine cricles 💀 ... so ill be here for a while

[grim edge]

i think you could try grinding some medium demons

slopestep is fine

[normal spruce]

Bro summeries a whole argument with two word 💀🙏

[grim edge]

bl(o)udeleuste might be too hard tho

[peak plank]

nah ig im more interesting in smahing my head against a wall

[grim edge]

you shouldnt do that

[primal fern]

welcome to the server

[grim edge]

wont help anyway

[normal spruce]

Why its so cold here 😐

[peak plank]

fair, but pain helps you learn

[normal spruce]

Heyy

[grim edge]

what are you gonna learn from that

[primal fern]

please connect your account for trusted role

[normal spruce]

Wdym?

[grim edge]

maybe i could help you a bit

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@normal spruce With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[peak plank]

the more you hate it the more you take measures to avoid it

[normal spruce]

Thank uu

[grim edge]

I'm just about to have lunch. Today is a busy bee

AHHHHHHH

[normal spruce]

Umm

[normal spruce]

Yay 😎!!

[muted moat]

gen a slang is so cringe i hate hearing "ohio sigma, gyatt, skibidi. etc" every 10 seconds

[silent quest]

That's genz and true they're ass

[muted moat]

thought gen z was "sheesh, fire, pog, no cap, etc"

[silent quest]

Forgive me , im too dumb for this gen xyz shi

[muted moat]

its all brainrot

[grim edge]

im genz and never in my life I've heard someone in my age range say sheesh

[muted moat]

makes sense after all genz currenetly ranges from literal teenagers to people in their late 20s

[silent quest]

I like to call them the covid gen

The ruined genaration

[proud pumice]

top 1 reason why bishop > knight

[grim edge]

completely agreed

we're all fxcked up

[silent quest]

Very much so

[grim edge]

ugh the 1995-2009 range is so awkward

[midnight crypt]

[silent quest]

@midnight crypt nice pfp

[midnight crypt]

ty daddy

you too

[silent quest]

[oblique drum]

…

[primal fern]

/connect to start the process man 🙂

[grim edge]

Um, what the sigma? L rizz in Ohio take. On skibidi you have no rizz and a level 0 gyatt

[lament jacinth]

💀😭😭😭

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ipad-kid-playing-minecraft-and-watching-youtube-shorts-ipad-kid-thingstoryx-gif-4913695962410316975

[grim edge]

Me rn

[primal fern]

gif perms are only for trusted members

[grim edge]

What

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[grim edge]

Oh mb i didn’t know that bc I’m like 5

[primal fern]

<@&745328830649991179> underage user in the server.

[meager pecan]

lol

[primal fern]

sorry man

[silent quest]

@lament jacinth no way you changed the legendary pfp

[grim edge]

Bruh

I’m gonna tell my mommy fr

Only in Ohio

[lament jacinth]

He's obviously bring sarcastic.

[grim edge]

Ur so smart lol

[silent quest]

Bring nice

[meager pecan]

I'm 12 (not in age)

[primal fern]

can't joke about age

[lament jacinth]

Quick im 2 days old neuro ban me

[silent quest]

I absolutely relate to that man

[grim edge]

I swear if I get banned 💀

[lament jacinth]

Fresh out the womb and straight on discord

[meager pecan]

BAN

[lament jacinth]

You'll be locked out

[meager pecan]

💀

[lament jacinth]

Don't mind the fact that I have messages from a year amd a half ago on the server

[lament jacinth]

Whats your real age

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/2-two-neon-gif-9555120733519320814

[lament jacinth]

In what

[meager pecan]

in elo lost

[burnt thistle]

Hi guys I'm new

[sleek oriole]

hello everyone except people named liya

[sleek oriole]

hi how may i assist you?

[meager pecan]

hi please connect your account for more feature on the server

[burnt thistle]

Just joined the server wanted to say hi

[burnt thistle]

How?

[meager pecan]

/trust

[sleek oriole]

is chess a new hobby of yours?

[burnt thistle]

I've been playing since I was 5

[sleek oriole]

ah, i see

[burnt thistle]

I'm making a serious desicion to study chess more deeply

[meager pecan]

do /connect

[sleek oriole]

this server has trust issues so you need to get trusted in order to send pictures

[meager pecan]

mhm

[sleek oriole]

but first you need to connect

[meager pecan]

I would never connect

[sleek oriole]

i deeply despite your kind

nah just kidding lol

[meager pecan]

aren't you the cheater from yesterday when we play chess?

[unreal path]

what do yall think of this car

[meager pecan]

d4

[meager pecan]

amazing tbh

[unreal path]

ur 1st one to say that

[meager pecan]

how come?

[unreal path]

every one has ben shitingo n it

[unreal path]

every perspn i asked likes new cars

[sleek oriole]

HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH THING

[meager pecan]

I like old car tbh

[unreal path]

same

[sleek oriole]

Nf6

[meager pecan]

nc3

[unreal path]

was thinking id buy fastback not Coupe

[sleek oriole]

ill stick to mine

[sleek oriole]

e3

[unreal path]

yk every one has its own taste

[meager pecan]

nf3

[meager pecan]

wait what e3?

[sleek oriole]

yh

i gtg sorry

[meager pecan]

you are black how you play e3

[sleek oriole]

we will postpond

[meager pecan]

oh ok byeee

[sleek oriole]

oh e6 sorry

[meager pecan]

let's play a different match later since you gotta go

[grim edge]

not a case if youre playing gd

maybe to avoid it at all

[grim edge]

16

wait do you actually have to be 18

did i just get myself banned

[grim edge]

nice helicopter

[unreal path]

thx

[sick hound]

What is a good counter gambit to the queens gambit?

i keep playing E5

[lime lava]

Trust me
Dont joke like that if you like your acc
Someone is actually gonna report u even if you are joking

[lime lava]

No good gambit against queens gambit

[sick hound]

so the best would be to decline with E6

?

[lime lava]

Thats what I play

Actually not really
I changed it now

I play nimzo or bozo indian

[sick hound]

hmm i have to look that up

[unreal path]

slav i good bc most people know shit about it

[sick hound]

what are your guys ratings?

[lime lava]

1000+

[sick hound]

do you want to play a game?

[lime lava]

Not rn

[sick hound]

... okay

[grim edge]

30

[steel warren]

1200+ 2,110 views

[meager pecan]

alright thx for telling

[sleek oriole]

@meager pecan one game on lichess?

[steel warren]

Same, I have 2,100 views on my chess.com profile in under a month

[cursive pawn]

Is this hungry?

🇭🇺

[steel warren]

???

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-dot-com-gif-24529695

[grim edge]

felony is a beautiful name

[sleek oriole]

hi

[grim edge]

"Hi, what's your name?" "I'm Felony. How about you?" "I'm Osteo, short for Osteoporosis"

[grim edge]

hello

[sleek oriole]

how is it going?

[sour peak]

Wtf

[grim edge]

💀

[sour peak]

Ai ass pfp

[grim edge]

Its dora🤑

[sour peak]

[grim edge]

i CANNOT send pics😔

[sour peak]

Skill issue

[grim edge]

Smd

[grim edge]

nothing much about to sleep

[peak plank]

yoo same

[grim edge]

Trash

[next ember]

@rocky vale just to say, do you know what table is in arabic?

[rocky vale]

No but I know "god is the greatest" or something like that

[next ember]

table in arabic is infact table

[rocky vale]

Crazy

[next ember]

@rocky vale is swiss heavily different to German?

[rocky vale]

Not too much, but there are some different words

Honestly, I don't know many special swiss words

But I can communicate surely

[thorny loom]

QGA is also a cool alternative

but you have to know some theory

[old crater]

Hallo

[grim edge]

Guess what?

[old crater]

is anyone here from otf?

[desert acorn]

wtf is that

[old crater]

ur mom

no, I'm kidding, it means ''off topic forums''

[grim edge]

@lament jacinth celeste is gone unfortunately not with the wind

and she unfriended me

[cursive pawn]

Celeste is a cool game

[grim edge]

yeah bast plays it

[upper kindle]

guys guess the eval u will get this wrong

white to move

[vivid magnet]

It looks annoying

[upper kindle]

what is the eval

[vivid magnet]

The intuitive guess is -0.5

[grim edge]

@meager tulip be online

[upper kindle]

just like i expected wrong the eval is plus 2

[upper kindle]

it is plus 2

[vivid magnet]

Well yeah I think, black doesn't have too much play

[upper kindle]

3r1rk1/ppp1nppp/2n5/1B2P3/5P2/2N1P3/PPP4P/R3K2R w - - 0 1
fen

[vivid magnet]

Makes sense

There's always ke2 and ba4 to address anything

[upper kindle]

i think it is because bishops are better

[vivid magnet]

It adds up

[upper kindle]

well i was right

[old crater]

https://tenor.com/view/black-gif-27226797

bishops, the masters of diception they fool the enemy pieces and they fool you as well.

[upper kindle]

wrong gif ?

[old crater]

idk how this works I'm new to discord.

[upper kindle]

u need image perms

[old crater]

what's that?

[upper kindle]

u need to connect ur chess account to ur discord

[old crater]

ok

how do I know it's connected?

[upper kindle]

now try

[upper kindle]

yes i can see that look u red now u must have image perms now

[old crater]

https://tenor.com/view/goal-gif-5197357661024011864

like that?

thanks bro you're more helpfull than chess.com support.

[mint swift]

heya

[old crater]

hi, whats poping?

[mint swift]

ur veins

[old crater]

?

[mint swift]

lmao

u wont get it

[old crater]

urmom

[mint swift]

lol

[rocky vale]

Do you mean veins?

[mint swift]

oop yea lol

there we go

[old crater]

https://tenor.com/view/black-gif-27226797

[grim edge]

i just want a mitten

[outer lagoon]

Bring back my mittens poonie

Pookie

[old crater]

why did chess.com remove her? 😭

[upper kindle]

i like gen martin more

[old crater]

maybe he'll be back next year, idk

[upper kindle]

just get the komodo engine lol

i heard is is paid tho

[old crater]

💀💀

[upper kindle]

i think komodo is like 3600 elo

[old crater]

bro why tf does the skull emoji look more like a ghost??

[desert acorn]

stockfish is better than komodo/torch

[old crater]

yes but still a weak AI

[rocky vale]

Fr 3600 is a skill issue

[meager moss]

erm what the sigma

[desert acorn]

give a competitive drive to excel in life

[peak plank]

smh

[fallen iron]

american football is so good

[peak plank]

its alright I dont really like it though

with biking you can actually well... use your frikin bike

to go places

not just chuck a bar very far

You could

that doesnt mean you have to in american football either

nah I hate peopel

[fallen iron]

you get hoes?

[peak plank]

calling ur gf a hoe 💀

[grim edge]

Guess what?

[sour peak]

Sleep

[peak plank]

ok bro

[peak plank]

if thats the lowest thats pretty good because it cant get any worse

like its not that bad of a low

im just saying it could be way worse, there are better days ahead

unity I dont like your taste in music

[grim edge]

I wonder if people under 5’2 get to experience the lowest in life

[peak plank]

expecially the shit you dmed me

[sour peak]

Sleep

[peak plank]

its called having an opinion, unity

[peak plank]

I can still do that

this sounds sexist

Well, its grouping about 49% of the words population and saying its the same thing

[meager pecan]

Ayo?

[peak plank]

okay so

[desert acorn]

juice is mid

[meager pecan]

Juice 8/10

[peak plank]

if your song has lyrics that have racism, sexisim, etc then I really dont want to hear them
Im not implying that it is one of those things btw.

[meager pecan]

9/10 (im not emo)

[peak plank]

read the second sentence.

[desert acorn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3fKeB6lVdwe6rUT2mnLo08?si=Gk6rsgOWSLiXKmTNTOUQbA&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Ablasp

[peak plank]

did you not read the second sentence

do I actually have to fking spell it out for you

IM NOT SAYING HES SEXIST

okay there you go.

[grim edge]

Damm

[peak plank]

this guy 💀

bro I still am not saying hes sexist

[grim edge]

I will send a video of me rapping

[peak plank]

ok

actually no

[grim edge]

Nvm it has some wordw

[peak plank]

it could get bad

you contridicted yourself

[meager pecan]

Unity I can't keep defending you bro

[grim edge]

It has words that aren't kid friendly

[meager pecan]

You get yourself into situation idk what to say bro

Fair tbh

[random drum]

hey dahlia

[grim edge]

hey amay

[random drum]

hru?

[meager pecan]

Well played

I do actually

[random drum]

I will if I have a lot of money

[desert acorn]

net worth ≠ cash in the bank

[peak plank]

did he donate 1/6th of his net worth.

bruh

and whats his net worth

1/7th of 0 is still 0

so sure I donated 1/7th of my net worth

[meager pecan]

Lmao

[peak plank]

I donated all of it as far as you are concerned

not legally

prove it

okay that might be negative

[meager pecan]

💀

[grim edge]

I'm good cznt sleep

[peak plank]

if net worth can be negitive

then sure, I donated more than my fair share

[meager pecan]

Eat more sleeping gummies

[grim edge]

I had two around 6pm

[peak plank]

prove it

no, thats not how the legal system works

maybe you should go back to secondary school

[meager pecan]

Oh

[desert acorn]

innocent until proven guilty ??

[meager pecan]

Ok why are you 2 idiot like always fight

[peak plank]

and If I put a negitive term in there

then it may apply vice versa

[meager pecan]

Everyday I look at this chat you 2 argue over something

[peak plank]

which makes it not apply there

[peak plank]

you shoud look at this chat less

[meager pecan]

Im like in only 8 server

[peak plank]

look at your previous messages

and look at my messages

[meager pecan]

OK you 2 shut up it's not that deep god damn

[peak plank]

we could go less

minutes

[meager pecan]

Like you 2 are both atleast 15 and you 2 fighting over some very dumb debate

[meager pecan]

Im taking this meme

[meager pecan]

This cat is taller than liya 💀

[peak plank]

I legit dont understand this one

[wise mortar]

Lmaoo

[wise mortar]

@lament jacinth

[meager pecan]

Bruh

[wise mortar]

Neither do i

[meager pecan]

Bro snitching

[peak plank]

tbf its taller than much of the population

[meager pecan]

Keyword atleast

[desert acorn]

child

[peak plank]

5'10 is pretty tall

[desert acorn]

good thing i’m 8ft

[peak plank]

I dont think you can be saying that but okay

taller than average

[desert acorn]

Depends on where u live

5’10” in netherlands is short

[meager pecan]

Im 20 feet

[peak plank]

we are taking world population

I think is a fair measurement

or at least I am

[desert acorn]

Some countries tank it though

so it doesn’t really count

[peak plank]

china...

[peak plank]

and some increase it.

take the average

im not in texas so im not counting soley on texas lol

[grim edge]

5’11 is my minimum

If you're below that, gg

[peak plank]

you might need to reevalulate your life choices

[desert acorn]

below 7’5” 🤮🤮🤢🤢

[upper kindle]

she be like 4 feet tho

[meager elk]

Anybody a Smiths fan here?

[grim edge]

Manu Moreno

[upper kindle]

will smith ?

i think no one is a fan of will smith

fr

[meager elk]

frick no the band

[grim edge]

will will smith smith?

[meager elk]

yall are slow

[desert acorn]

mid

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/deadpool-dance-bye-bye-bye-deadpool-dancing-deadpool-and-wolverine-nsync-gif-574902272552011427

[leaden scroll]

“Spiders have two kinds of natural enemies.

One is a spider that specializes in hunting spiders, and the other is a spider that specializes in hunting spiders.”
-Sun Tzu

[grim edge]

understandable

[peak plank]

“I didnt say half of all that shit" ~Sun Tzu, probably

[leaden scroll]

Your enemy can’t guess your strategy if you don’t have any daddy….. :(

He wasn’t wrong, I guess.

[peak plank]

stalemate is such a fitting track for gd hard levels

ik you dont play gd but have you seen waterfall

I prob said it in chat once

you dont have to play gd to understand how sick this looks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHcNbhI-siE

especially after the drop

[sour peak]

Sick

Wicked sick

[cursive pawn]

Salads

[sour peak]

Hello

[grim edge]

Hey

[grim edge]

5'10 is tall

social media infatuated kids

average male height is 5'9

[peak plank]

@grim edge 🔼 5'6

[grim edge]

is your figure usa or the world

[peak plank]

world, I believe

[grim edge]

makes sense

some people dont know what the world looks like

Hello

[glossy radish]

looks like asia

[glossy radish]

hello

[river knot]

hello

[grim edge]

who want to play chess blindfold on a private call with me

[river knot]

I think chess.com has an error in displaying or calculating 🤔, in the picture I am getting x11 because of my winning streak in puzzle battle. i won the match in the picture and i solved 40, should have added 440 but it added 400🤔

[peak plank]

yo theres a new 2.2 level on the demonlist, it just pushed firework to #12

[undone jetty]

o

[deft bear]

am i the highest ranked league of legends player in here?

[meager pecan]

What's your rank?

[meager pecan]

And what role do you play jungle fighter mage markman or support?

[deft bear]

master

[deft bear]

what the hell are fighter mage marksman roles

its called top, midlane and adc

[meager pecan]

😭

I don't play the game I watch it tho

Because my esport team play it

[meager pecan]

I've seen grandmaster in this server before

[deft bear]

oh yeah?

[meager pecan]

So no you're not the best

[meager pecan]

Yeah

[meager pecan]

Should I try league of legend?

[bitter arch]

Try Minecraft

[deft bear]

only if you are mentally strong enough to handle the psychological aspect

i advice u to permanent mute the in game chat

[meager pecan]

I don't have money to buy the game

[meager pecan]

Ye I'm gonna stay with overwatch then

[bitter arch]

I can give you pocket edition apk if you want

[meager pecan]

what's that?

[bitter arch]

Phone version

[meager pecan]

isn't it 7 dollars?

[bitter arch]

I have it

And I can share

[meager pecan]

no thank you tbh

[bitter arch]

Ok .

[meager pecan]

I don't even play the game

[bitter arch]

I know

[meager pecan]

not play like I'm not interested

[bitter arch]

I know

[meager pecan]

thank for the offer :)

[bitter arch]

No problem.. 🙂

[meager pecan]

oh sweet I got nitro trail

[lament jacinth]

We re no longer friends

[meager pecan]

I'm just kidding

[lament jacinth]

Im not

Bye forever

[meager pecan]

:C

[lusty zenith]

hey leg

are u a boy or girl

okay

what elo are u

[lament jacinth]

Infinite elo

[lusty zenith]

you are kinda average

who else is more advanced

[lament jacinth]

Oof you got called mid

[icy dune]

me personally I would not take that

[lusty zenith]

bro your bio says between 1200 and 1399

[sleek oriole]

hiii

[icy dune]

what's your elo

[lusty zenith]

2482

[lament jacinth]

💀

[icy dune]

connect your account

[sleek oriole]

everyones opinion matters

[lament jacinth]

Account name

[icy dune]

I've probably played you if you're that rating

[lusty zenith]

i dont remeber who i verse

[icy dune]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@lusty zenith With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[lusty zenith]

does anyone know how i connect my chess account to my discord account

[stable jungle]

@lusty zenith With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[lament jacinth]

@lusty zenith

[torpid lintel]

Use /connect

[lament jacinth]

You're late

[icy dune]

WAIT DID THEY LISTEN TO ME

[torpid lintel]

🐢

[grim edge]

I do be typing

[lusty zenith]

liya can u accept my friend re

[lament jacinth]

Why

[grim edge]

I am free

[lament jacinth]

Sold

[lusty zenith]

i just joined this chess server on discord. I am trying to make friends.

[winged raven]

not connected opinion rejected

[lusty zenith]

leg is acting kinda weird

[grim edge]

Lmao

[icy dune]

bro please connect your account

[grim edge]

“Inside of me are two wolves.”

[lusty zenith]

i did. How do i know if it has been updated

[lament jacinth]

Ayo?

He said it not me

[bitter arch]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-beg-begging-jerry-begging-jerry-begs-gif-26592079

[grim edge]

It do be 2024, Walter

[torpid lintel]

This #💬〡general-off-topic message

[lament jacinth]

Why ME doe

[winged raven]

if i had to guess...

[lament jacinth]

💀

[lusty zenith]

idk i just pciked someone rnadom. You dont have to cause there are many people on this server

[icy dune]

you genuinely deserve vip you've been helping people for so long

i remember you in 2022 lol

[torpid lintel]

You can go here #💬〡chess-talk lot of people talk about chess there :)

[torpid lintel]

I used too.. not now. I maybe lost my confidence and I can't help them because idk how or what the answer of wherever they ask.

I still help people if I can.

[grim edge]

Don’t beat yourself up, even if you can’t help in the moment giving effort is what matters. You’re doing the right thing.

[torpid lintel]

Thanks Woofie :)

[bitter arch]

It's empty

[high oasis]

oh you want some

[grim edge]

Don’t mention it 🙂

[bitter arch]

Nah

[winged raven]

facts

[winged raven]

ur german fr

[high oasis]

oktoberfestbier

es beste

ja

[sleek oriole]

that makes no sense

[high oasis]

but i wont be drinking for a few months

[winged raven]

kan je nederlands verstaan?

[high oasis]

sort of

[winged raven]

thats cool

[high oasis]

ikr

[winged raven]

same with me for german

[high oasis]

i mean theyre both germanic

(languages)

[winged raven]

german just harder version 😭

[grim edge]

I am rusty, I definitely need to get back into it.

[high oasis]

haa

we have ridiculously long words

and odd ways of wording things sometimes

[grim edge]

I love Dutch, but I know Spanish better now

[high oasis]

yeah spanish is my stronger language

[winged raven]

i had to spend a lot of time trying to pronounce "Rot" correctly with that r sound

[high oasis]

im also puerto rican

[winged raven]

do you know some french too

[high oasis]

haha it’s easy when youve been sick and hock up phlegm

[winged raven]

unfortunately i dont know spanish

[grim edge]

Nein

[old crater]

das spiegle

[high oasis]

if you can speak any latin language a little at least then

you can learn the others easier

helped me learn french and portuguese easier

[old crater]

also urmom]

[high oasis]

of course

das da

nein.

das da

ja.

and then you trink

i should say trinkst but it doesnt sound as good in english

or you can just say eine Million Bier, bitte

depends what u want

go to munich

[grim edge]

Danke schön

[high oasis]

for the best bier

do you like Bitburger?

[old crater]

tu mama. 🙂

[grim edge]

No, mi mama!

[high oasis]

hahah

its not a burger, mate 😂

[old crater]

si

[grim edge]

¿Qué tal?

[high oasis]

it’s a beer!

you can

very tasty

its named after Bitburg, a city in central Germany

i hope so

we need more people like you

[grim edge]

I love beers that aren’t from America, they taste so much better.

[high oasis]

they are better

have you ever tried Schöfferhofer?

[grim edge]

Bro thought bitburger was a burger

[high oasis]

fr

[grim edge]

Haven’t had the pleasure unfortunately 😦 I need to though

[high oasis]

what have you guys tried?

[grim edge]

Mostly beers from Latin America. I’d have to do some googling to find them

[high oasis]

my favorite mexican beer is modelo negra. its a munich dunkel.

very tasty. reminds me of a fine spirit.

[grim edge]

You do be making me thirsty lmao

[high oasis]

my friend i have only just begun

[deft bear]

that game is just as toxic maybe even more

[high oasis]

i was at victory brewing company the other day

[meager pecan]

Im like diamond and we get into argument but it's not that bad tbh

[grim edge]

M m m frosted

[high oasis]

that right there is Victory Brewing Company’s Märzen. its for Oktoberfest. it’s malty, bready, smooth, pilsner-y

it is

you ever had hofbräu dunkel?

tastes like liquid malt bread. it bloody fantastic.

[grim edge]

Wanted to try. I’ve seen reviews actually.

[high oasis]

it’s so good

it’s my favorite beer ever

in fact. that is the original brew of bavarian kings.

i do

lets just say i know a thing or two about a few other things

[grim edge]

Ain’t nothing wrong with knowing what goes in your body

[high oasis]

😉

yum.

und Bröt

[grim edge]

Also, beers were invented a lot of the time by Monks. Trying to get their calories in

[high oasis]

mmm. Bröt