#💬〡general-off-topic
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I, on the other hand, was banned and then unbanned after chess.com realized I'm just built different
Oh cool thanks
good.
lmao
They only give 2nd chances
Nope
True story
i’ve seen people on 5th chances
@brave finch just disappeared after getting a second chance
Were they approved tho
Yes
let's hear it from unity. first hand experience
Crazy
It's sad how many people cheat when you never expect them to
the allure of a online number
pixel is typing oh no
well... low rated alt account is not the same as cheating 
There are also several who aren't yet banned whom are cheaters
in this server?
who 👀
Yes
send the list. fearless forecast, bonglord
Nah I'd get in trouble
tell in dms then
they arent confirmed to be cheating
only moon club thinks they cheat lol
though tbf even if they were banned it would be a "chess.com thinks they were cheating"
whats this moon club i keep hearing about
its a server
moon blocked me for no reason so i blocked him, too. (the only person in my block list)
L bozo 🫵😹
Wanna make me the second?😛
and?
you dont meet the category
@grim edge is the 1975 in your name your birth year?
too many questions, bye
birth year of husband
Ill take that as a yes
U want in
i think im in
Just saw yeah
super lame
omg
NO
is that the one you made
DUDE SHE’S BEEN USING THAT ALL WEEK
nah
Na
I’M SCARED
He’s a drummer bro 😭
cutie dont be scared im here
STOP CALLING ME CUTIE
schlawg is also 5’5” he ain’t doin nun
okay lmao
also he’s dead but 😔
zombie 🧟
can we honestly edate
WHAT
oh rip
i have boyfriend don’t speak to me creep
that’s me. i’m your boyfriend
skull
i thought u were in a happy relationship

when are u going to sleep
now probably
i guess. we aren’t dating yet though
unlucky
whys it taking so long
because i don’t wanna date
i told him to wait four years lmao. let’s see if he can
FOUR YEARS AGAHAAGGA
he cant
yeah i’ll get bored of him soon
why wait 4 years ??
becuase i don’t wanna date until 18
lmao
all the boys will be taken by then
the good ones
😭
😭😭😭😭😭
isn’t that right my pookie bear
liya can you wait 4 years lmao
4 years is gonna be next olympics
she can skip the line dw
OH RIGHT
oh shit
LA 2028
oh that’s where i live
u guys can go

🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🦘🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺 RAHHH
meet me at the olympics
ew koala
wtf did koalas ever do to you
im going to start a koala hate group
they look like mc villagers
you’re already old as shit
what was the 2016 olympics
Rio
oh us dominated
u werent even born yet lmao
i don’t want to be 20 😔😔😔
vietnam was there??
Guys I bought this bottled water and it tasted like garbage
was it dasani
I looked at the back of the bottle and it was filled in 2011
Guys i bought this garbage water and it tasted like bottle
😹
i ate some garbage and it tasted like garbage wtf
dream could be life
life is a dream. Wake up
Boom boom boom shaboom
i drank caprisun from 2009 💀💀
Life could be dream sweet heart if I could take you on a paradise from above
thats older than you
OH MY GOSH HOW DID U SURVIVE
@desert acorn is 1987
i saw a video of a dude drinking expired pepsi from 1992 in his dads car then vomiting all over his dads car
Real
that’s lovely
what a dad
same guy also drank 50eggs upside down, vomited eggs into a pan made an omelette and ate it
shit was horrific
what are you watching
what have I done....lol
😭😭
i find some interesting content
wow text i can see
That's what I'm asking

U cant act innocent
and you watch it 😭 weirdo
holy shit it’s 2:30am
ikr
Neurolink is the angriest dude on the server
no no ....call me neurolomk
i hear about things and curiosity gets the best of me
I don't want to hear it.
Not until I get an apology for you spoke to me yesterday smh
night chat 🛏️
go
The person you trained to be is gone he is consumed by the mods of cc
@lament jacinth isnt it your bday?
Yesterday
aug 7 or aug 6
7
its still today for me
happy day after birthday
You're late im afraid
To anyone who needs to hear this,
You are loved. You deserve love. You deserve kindness. You deserve every good thing that happens to you. You are the best you can be. You are beautiful. Don’t worry about what others say. Love yourself.
STILL TODAY FOR ME
Thank u sir
I am very sorry. You had 24 hours. And you were late
We will have to reschedule
when do you have time miss
bro is the rizzler
January 1st 2025
how old r u now
17
brazy
Brazy indeed
am i cute?
Is that you
yes
Very cute
and i dared to hope we would play
i waited for you half a MONTH!
And you were late
unbelievable
Yet in your only opportunity YOU FAILED TO SHOW UP
i think i have to become a gymbro now
PROBaBLY CAUSE YOURE SCARED
never
u live in asia or what
nothing beats my 183 elo
NEVER!
you are very sneaky, i think yoi are around 1500
I am 183
cm?
Nah im 149cm 💀💀💀
ok bye i have to go play chess
al shawarma
have a good rest of your after day of birth
Markixka
😂
i wonder if you think im serious
To the people who actually have a FIDE rating, how have you managed to get a fide rating
I joined a club nearby. i started playing games
I wish I had a club nearby
how to find
The only chess i found otb was at school
ask there if they are official
they arenyt
if so, you could totally go there to sign you up
oh ok
they are teachers who just wanted to plan a chess hour to distract us from schoolwork
i didnt found at schooltooxd
lucky you
you could also ask some club in your country, explain your situation that you are far away, and sign you up. if they do then you can play official tournaments and get a rating
just need to pay some fee every year to that remote club
but its enough to email them back and forth
aight thanks
I'll just postpone this fide thing so I can improve more
u have the skibidi virus
Would u rather eat rotten eggs or eotten rggs
Brainrotten
Hbd
Leave
Will do
Im joking
In my defense u said early august
😭😭😭😭
sup paul
What gaming
ur bday is in aug
Yesterday
my bday is also in aug
When when
20th
W
hopefully my friends show up
Lmao
this time
i unironically be like those guys who have a single candle on a cupcake on my bdays
Gotchu
idk why i said that on the roads is not suggestive at all
Its clear
ill be drinking and driving
with a single candle on a single cupcake
alone in a dimly rit room
Doing donuts
not cuz i am a sad lonely loser its cuz i am a sigma male
Respectable
gotta glaze em up
Frfr
polyglazed donuts this birthday
i remember in 10th grade the funniest thing happened
i called the boys to my birthday at my house from then we would head to the movies
no one showed up and due to miscommunication one guy came to my house who thought i said no one was at my house and they would meet us at the movies but there was no one period and then handed me 25/4 dollars ( to lazy to take it to decimals for the conversion into yalls currency )and left
and then i got a blistering head ache and puked all over the place
Big loser vibes tbh
W
best bday ever
bro its fun just be alone w urself ( not cope )
ehrm
Bros single 💀
isolation is good ( bro is coping )
wattesigma skibidi
R u 13
i am not coping guys ( bro is coping so hard rn chat )
No im Salads
im black tho
burger king employee
He painted himself
yes
chocolate
What is this question
hot chocolate
How do i respond
chocolate!
Hot chocolate sure
are you hot
just to be clear he is asking if people are sexually attracted to u
I am experiencing elevated levels of temperature sure
Nah physically
are you attractive
do you possess a gyat
Bros 13
I feel bad for u cat
Same
💀
"hey gyatt come here"
💔
😭
That was ur fault
called pusi cat for a reason cuz no bal
👽
This is genius
Fr?
idk i just made that up
Bro my cat has balls
"my gyatt is very big" 💀
cut them off
😱
apparently they can leave for a girl if they have balls
😓
also it increases chances of cancer
💀💀💀
Why do uk this
does anyone here watch f1?
Is this common knowledge
also they just glaze everything
yes donuts
my friend who has a cat told me this
the same friend who lost his cat for 2 days and found him sleeping in a cupboard
or drawer
Lost lmao
his whole family was panicking while the cat was having the nastiest nap of its life in a un touched drawer
how did he even close himself in there
he heard scratching and opened it up
can you give me a chess opening for beginner
Read that entire thing u shud be good to go
thank you
if a sign says the speed limit is 130, what speed can you go maximum?
Can you and should you are two very different things
260
thanks!
dont crash
very interesting.
a
260 is too slow
Because he is magnus and can do anything
I made it
Nahh I don't use reddit
Youre welcome to post it there urself if u want lol
magnus has also switched his queen and king and won. doesn’t make it good
I play c5
💔
❤️
gd players, How much of a pain is nine circles
Wat
@sharp galleon It's barren, lost to time.
can someone explain to me how can I connect again my chess.com account to discord so i get all the real featuers ?
Do the command “/connect” in this server I think
here ? or anywhere to type that ?
Bro who play d5 against d4
Yea anywhere
The message doesn’t show up for anyone else but u
its not working for some reason
Oh really?
when i disconnect
and try to reconnect it tells me im already connected for some reason
Oh
Hmm
I don’t wanna give miss information but if I were you I’d probably refresh or something
it told me when i visit chess.com page that my discord acc is already connected to a acc hmm
You're already connected
Maybe if you connect & try to disconnect it won’t work cus maybe the connection is a one time thing?
Any spanish speakers here ?
Gave up on Duo lessons
Feel u
how can I disconnect and connect my real acc i did this a long time ago
I’m a filipina
/disconnect is not working for some reason
Who knows some good electro bass edm dubstep epic music
Idk😭
Make a post in #1039943660839641139
Also, how many chess.com accounts do you have?
I found on zedge a remix of nocturne of shadow from oot but it's just on zedge and a 30seconds sample. I can't find a full song anywhere
How old are you?
electric callboy
I will listen to this rn
Where's ur cute pfp
this one is better
Not great and it's to similar to rock
Or metal or wrv
I am looking for things like crab rave
Electric callboy solos ur entire music taste lil bro
I listen to everything but that'@s not what I am looking for rn
i would bet you do NOT listen to everything
Every kind
Sure if you find a type of music I don't listen to
Foreground music
I like the flamenco style on guitar it's not very repetitive you can mix it a lot
randomly flexing harry styles but yeah good song
@desert acorn when did you wake up
like 3 hours ago
What time is it
How long did you sleep for
I should go to sleep cause I wake up in around 6hour
I probably won't cause I am dumb
like 4 and half hours
How do you manage that
It's the lyrics for me
When the instrumental is repetitive it's often the lyrics that catches people
i would assume she means the screaming vocals
Hey
Agree. It's all about the pattern
The lyrics that speak to me the most are in aerials from system of a down
Watched on YT it was in 2009
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That's sweet
It's actually paradoxical
It's romantic
I don't like to wait. I'm impatient but the song says “I have died every day waiting for you…”
It's the anticipation you can't help it
black metal forevahhhh
don’t forget death metal 😔😔🙏🙏
oh yeah death metal.. that's your fave genre
Power by isak danielson was one kind of love song I often go back to
That was brain rot
lmaoo
You think being in this server is some baby Einstein shit you're gonna evolve into Beethoven one day
I mean being in this server I am basically wasting my time
Nothing anyone says has any value
The fact of the day guy is the only exception
No exception
Start by looking in a mirror
I see dead people
And that's why you're in this server
Cause I am bored
Another mystery solved
No mystery just going in circle
U 2
Bro that show was great
Yea the lil trumpet jingle B4 the intro song was my fav
I came across the show in the hospital
Dang I never really watched it, I just saw hundreds of clips
W hospital
Mike tyson
Ah yea best of Mike Tyson mysteries 1,2 and 3 on YouTube is fire
I like Mike tyson
Muhammad Ali was my personal favorite
The jingle was just a picture of the cast smiling that just got you hyped and ready
Hii @teal dragon
I like the videos where someone asked if they like Mike tyson and they ask if he is around and when he comes they answer yes almost in fear
So did he punch Abe when he heard the bell lmao
Yo
Bro if he did that every opening I would lose my shit
What's a discord attorney
fight flight or fright
Lol yea and he knocked out Gary Kasparov
listen to my words, kiddo, and you will be directed to the path of greatness
Irrelevant
If you get banned hit me up, I'm the best
doritoes and bacon is in chat
no I'm not
I'm the best at getting banned
I'll get you out of the shadow realm asap rocky
Fym
Fight mindset when you are infront of Mike Tyson
Flight mindset when you get punched by Mike Tyson
Fright mindset is realizing you can’t leave
The path to greatness is learn as much as you can and apply what you learn in a productive way
Ask Lexy about Chef Disaster & Sons, Esquire
i just typed a regular dahlia W response and you responded with sense already. nice!
Who
The Latvia kid
@winged raven https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHFvR0ArXPs
No idea
part two just dropped
@warped sparrow
Lol I won't ghost ping him twice
Once you retain my services you become a Son. I fight for you, with you, at you, whatever it takes to serve justice and freedom
America!!
im not american
But I am that's all that matters comrade
Your freedom is what I value most
Freedom is an illusion
Hence, distinguished
Options is what you have
I disagree, you gotta call bs on the bs system and live your best life
okay how do i get you to fight me
crying about the things 24/7 will only make u feel worse
Feelings are overated
Exactly and when those options are your own and not someone else's will over you then you get it
how old are you
27
Feelings don't get anyone anywhere except a one way ticket to problems
how do i get you to fight me
It's also knowing yourself and can give inspiration but it's just trying to make emotions productive
youre giving grubstitch vibe ngl
Idk what that is
You don't you just wait to slip and I'll put your dumbass on blast
Emotional intelligence is most important but fk how u feel, that's counter intuitive to the emotional intelligence
Just gotta live with passion
I love people super expressive it's very theatric
i live there
proof
I don't belong anywhere
💀
you belong on the streets
stardew valley
Everything I play is made to be infuriating
I will claim the streets if I belong there bro
How much is it
u would get shot
Huh. I'll consider it
I am in Canada
stabbed then
bros giving other people autism 😔😔
it’s a well known fact stardew valley induces autism
you are the autism
Better use the element of surprise cause I am a fast strong and heavy dude
didn’t ask
I GOT IT FOR FREE OFF THE INTERNET
sup pooks
bro pirated an indi game 😭😭 ur evil
I didn't ask if I would get stabed either like I don't know what could happen
don’t care
Good vibe
i can send you guys the file 
send me it
uh sure
Gaylord Smith lives there
compressing it rn
bro finna send me a RAT
hey, I just got 100% accuracy. But I did not cheat. Is it possible now?
by playing the best moves
Gaylord Focker the goat
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do man
i mean i ain’t gonna pay for autism fr
DM me the details
okay
HELP I THOUGHT THIS WAS CANDY BUT IT WAS MY ROSIN FROM MY VIOLIN
Oh okay cool 😎. I just never got it so I was confused if possible
I don’t think ur very smart
string players smh
eating rosin is wild
i was bouta taste it too
For legal reasons, I'm joking
(send it anyways I just won't use it)
(But I'll reserve myself the option)
do you know how to play
for legal reasons i am committing a cyber crime rn come get me
It's a farming game it can't be that complicated
oh boy
it’s pretty complicated
pixel watch gameplays
Uh ok you can like buy stuff
i don’t wanna play with idiots
I have at one point
Friend of the server just became a friend of the people
Ok there's fishing
i got it off some torrent
i’m the goat at fishing
is the file still compressing
yes
Ok you just like hold until the bar thing goes into the fish zone
magic do you play stardew
i have played before
download and play with us. i’ll start a file
Let's all play the game 13 reasons why
PLAY WITH US PLESSEE
I'll record the first tape
invisible is sending a torrent that probably is a virus but idrc
what
sob
invisible is sending the game file just wait
im not experienced
yeah ik
i left my pager home phone and cell at the bottom
i spent most of my time trying to get a wife
there probably was a problem at the post office or something
and yet you are somehow unsuccessful in both worlds
Rude
Hey do y'all know who did?
who
me
real
His song is many men
Mine is problem child
This how we enter court
That's why I'm Distinguished Disco lawyer
We turn the courtroom to a disco
😭😭
That lil tangent was directed at the other Russian, the invisible man
He typed in-between our messages you just didn't see it
LMAO
It's invisible
i did not see it 😭
@lapis brook explain urself
what
Start here and read on down invisible man
It'll all make sense
So for my next case do y'all want more Ace Ventura? Or tom cruise in a few good men
@peak plank @desert acorn file size too large, ill give u guys the link
Okie
amazing
Paano makakuha ng fide sa pinas?
people who watch vtubers should honestly question their life choices
doesnt look like 1250 to me
Thoughts
Thanks
welcome :)
Bro check my account I'm literally playing right now
Oh I've switched accs a while ago
StardustFlameX
I've changed accs
And I can't change it for some reason either ☠️
Who
The algerian boxer
Oh nice
isn’t that the one with like a insane amount of test
Propaganda (she does have a lot of test just like 1/7 elite boxers)
Fun fact most elite athletes (men) have lower testosterone levels than someone who trains casually
plenty of woman have beaten her so evidently not enough to be considered a man
who would win in a chess match curious george or magnus
sounds about right
I mean she was born a woman, raised as a woman, name is feminine and competes with women
Its just logan paul being a douche
Crazy how a failed boxer and semi successful douchebag and a semi successful author can ruin a women’s life for being good at boxing
What did jk rowling do
When im fighting in the olympics and my opponent is an olympian
Me when im boxing and i get punched
Ill just assume she was transphobic
Me when my opponent punches me
Nope just pure stupidity
Could any picture sum up our new men’s rights movement better? The smirk of a male who’s knows he’s protected by a misogynist sporting establishment enjoying the distress of a woman he’s just punched in the head, and whose life’s ambition he’s just shattered.
Ohh shes the one who said that
She just racist
Her source must have been logan paul
By shattering her life’s ambition she means by giving her the burden of carrying 50 thousand dollars back home and getting worldwide fame
Her opponent was fighting for her dad,
I guess he aint happy abt her
curious george.
Damn sorry dad I got punched in a boxing event and I had to resign after 46 seconds I’ll try harder next time
The hour is young.
how are you
🇺🇦
ooooooooooo bro you god
IM HIGH
real
im low
get high
on weed?
if ur a bitch
nah bro i do boxing:
i dont see how a bit of meth could hurt
everything hurts bro
(inc ma knuckles)
conditioning
(already there bro)
huh
😦
I MISS ANITTA
what happened
Anita max Wynn
She died
@elfin charm @glass kiln
she caught ligma
ligma?
what's that ? weird i can't see anitta on sidebar either
Idc
she's back!!!
Photoshop
@desert acorn tell me what's ligma? i'm worried now
Magicisthequeen
*Indian
That's literally the username
ur scaring me 😢
pls 😢 😢
EVERYTHING
GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD
Sup
ok
face reveal
æ
hey invisible las cat
Hi I'm las' cat!
Loid, Yor and Anyasssssssssss
Cr: (XHS📕)皮皮虾我们走
#spyxfamily #anyaforger #yorforger #spyxfamilycosplay #spyxfamilyedit #anyacosplay #loidforger #loidcosplay #cosplaygirls #cosplayer #cosplay
137727
Lmao
!eng
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
do a cat thing
Meow
Don't you have slow mode
I don't fcking wear cat ears
I never watched the whole thing I just watched the first 10 seconds and found it funny
Fym 💀
the video I sent
😭
what is the first app you open when you turn you pc on?
Yea I never watched it I just found it funny
Chrome
Or settings
common one but what do you open in chrome?
for me its Discord
cool
I use the app
YouTube
duh
😠
did u leave and come back?
do not say that to my friend
nope
ur grandma calling u handsome does not make it true -.-
it does fr
💀
Helo
hi ok
hello ok
she looks like the grandma for courage the cowardly dog
meurerueruel
fr
idk why but i was never scared
of the cartoon
it was not scary if i remember correctly , just weird
for some people it was scary too
what is going on with the world
ngl i expected that
this is one of the worst yrs for youtubers
yep
once he started doing charity in africa i started feeling sus
i was kinda sus since the start of the huge money prize videos
felt like they were acting idk
i never watched those vids, i only ever seen like the super popular ones . But looking at some of his vids now , they look fake af
yea
this is true i was mrbeast
ligma balls
He definitely fakes some of his videos but saying he fakes philanthropy is way too far
@glass kiln inappropriate behaviour

yo you are kinda cute

You look better than what I imagined 
Today on this glorious day i beat the formidable enemy of mine Martin the mango. Despite being down my horse and queen and 4 pawns i beat hin in a stalement!!! Yaaaaaay
Just knowing what a stalemate is
I already know you are lying bruv
one crazy cigarette
cool but not thomas shelby
Guys I think he must be an introvert
Where's the bud light
Fym 💀
I think he knows what kind of man you are
_ _
Bro english hard
I think he knows what kind of man you are
Bro stole my line word for word bar for bar
Idk what ur talking about
Where’s the gang
I understand
Send the original vimun version please
I understand
Understooded*
We could be band for band
😨
Im too lazy to scroll down
😨
😨
What da ghost ping
What da ghost ping
wtf?
Damn can i pay you with my elo
Can we honestly
Scam
it’s a copypasta lmao
real
I want daily good morning/night text
Why even think about it
skull
My friend is weird. Can't prevent him
Oh ok 😏
Thank you! I expect a good night text soon 
W/ @DarrylMayes
idk why these videos keep popping up on my feed
but it always makes me think of Bast
Simp
Do you think of scipi often
Hi
I blunder my queen way to much to be called a simp
Skill issue
how do I hide from them??
how are you doing this fine day or night ♣️nightlen♠️
it’s that prince guy lurking
Daylen
just call me prince or nightlen or princenightlen no need to add the spades that's more an inside joke thing
bruh
How about Lenny
I GOT AN EXACT SAME ONE
with the amount of hate I dish out at @thorny loom i probably should time out myself

