#💬〡general-off-topic
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crazy
Me
why not how
I mean, i like giving them gifts on Christmas and i like playing with my nephew and i like having rando peekaboos with random babies in public, but overall, i hate kids. @honest drift
Sad
funny
Is this the only opening where a lot of people know about it and know it's the best continuation but almost no one bothers learning it?
everyone send this me in dms so I can make a whole thing about it
Send what🙏
opinions
i disagree with ur opinion
Erm
ur unbanned?
wut u say
shut
Thank you
nice
W leg
Hy guys
hi ethan
hewwo :3
nooo not the :3
what's wrong with it
sheesh
No
average ok w
yes
How do you judge whether or not there's too much?
IDEMOOOOO
if we have a guy here who says he has phd in :3
SERBIA WINS
then i think thats too much lol
why?
refs were so bias icl
To whom? From what I've watched they were fair enough
I mean no matter who wins here they can't beat USA
Do it doesn't matter either way
bronze metal
if u lose to usa u play in the bronze metal match
That's better than nothing ig, hopefully not against France
france should of lost to japan
bbo cat
this is general
@glass kiln he is going against ok
general topics include chess
idk that one. Ears are smaller than any cat I recognize
ban him pls
ocelot idk
guess what
Yes but this is not chess talk
u are correct
minecraft for the win
it is a tree ocelot
jobava london
james canty is a vibe
Canty is a goat
does he play jobava london
send you what
since i left london i am 1100 rated fr london kept me at 1200 (i need to learn an opening smh)
fr
Hans is gonna be world champion one day
he needs to upgrade his beads
true
lol
yes
check the song i meant*
Ronaldo aint gonna give u money chill
(to people who understand brazilian , don't listen to this song)
the lyrics are kinda sus
@ anitta
chama
the guy that sings it is from the favelas , idk if people from portugal can get it
🗿
me
@glass kiln pls ban him
pls do
i think he blocked me
lets play name the exercise
ok
whats this called
lets go
ok i am cooked
zercher what
deadlift
dumb to say that smh
yea
brb
name this
think what is on his chest
ok so this exercise is called?
yup
to be specific 3 boards press
to overload + work on bench press lockout
back
the end of the lift at the top when you lock your elbows
sad
For strength
Imagine getting sarcopenia at 20
nah i go on walks regularly...assuming thats enough
In my prime i want to squat 320kg bench 200kg deadlift 380kg
soto guruma
powerlifting in the olympics in 2028?
and no this isn't front squat
fr
some part of me doesn't want powerlifting to be in the olympics
hello
because how corrupt the olympics are
true but u are better fr
imagine ok wins the olympics
holy lmao
that would be so cool
i want to win in the ipf
international powerlifting federation
how about both
😔
ur in the Olympics?
no he is not rn
top level powerlifters only get a pat on the back when they win because its not in the olympics
he will be fr
nah
and powerlifting is a poor sport
sad
if he is then I want 30% of his earnings
lol
You should join the Olympics, ocean
the only sports i might consider beside pl toi make money are fighting sports because i have a huge wingspan
You're so good at yapping. You will get a gold medal for sure
unfortunately I'm bad at everything
make beyblade a olympic sport fr
it's okay i had a terrible squat session yesterday
i would win that
i used to crush in beyblades
tbh we both would get demolished by a random japanese man
actually everyone got Beyblades and I had a metal one that was much better than a regular by accident
i thought Beyblades were luck
nope it needs skill too
whats easier boxing or mma
both are pretty difficult tbh
that's pretty interesting, i thought it was just spin and wjn
i am pretty sure it got like ways how u start it
ngl i like powerlifting because its like the easiest sport in the world
like how u release it
go to dagestan fr become a wrestler
These other sports are way too hard
Lmao im thinking of that
lol
My wingspan is like 6’5
send ur children to dagestan and leave them there forever
like a true asian parent
I was just googling khabibs height
lol
how tall are u
177-178 cm
ohh
real
Sheeesh
I smell some kebob fans here...
sheeesh
he might be bad at it tho idk
Dagestani chess gonna be crazy
lol
Like that dagestani football vid
dagestani basketball is better
Basketball*
same in chess
Look at khabib play pool (he calls it billiard)
When was I ever banned
billiards and pool is different
U have no authority, revy
It's same according to kebob
Khabib must be secretly a student of Russian school of chess
pool at the highest level is just luck no? like i think people at the highest level are pretty equal
in pool
Aw hell nah anything but wrestling🙏
i think the way it is, pools is billiards but billiards is not pool since billiards is a blanket term for many cue games
I VETO this topic
I don't even know much about billiard
россия лучшая rahhhhhh
How about I fricking kill you huh, what about that
They hate us because they aint us khabib prob
Cyka blyat, comrade
Определенно
wrong person call @jdot
Glory to the ccp
where did jdot go
cyka blyat na khuy 
Send this person to shein factory
one of the 4 words in russian
Whatever that means, comrade
that ik
cyka blyat means like fking bitch or whatever. Cyka blyat na khuy means fk you bitch
lets check how good are u at knowing the names of domestic cat species
What I do😢
it’s just a different way of saying cyka blyat 
Fair enough
Best opening
new species of cat called leg?
Cats just chill and sleep, I fw that heavy
orange cars disagree
Dogs better tho
They scratch you while playing
Dachshund,corgies and huskies are not other than that most dogs are cool
Huh? Adesanya,come to daddy,chama
Next one to call cats car are catching these hands
and Chihuahua
I fw that heavy
fr
Never seen these irl
I wanna try out every meat in existence,even the Chinese ones
Like frogs grasshoppers and stuff
the dog species i hate Chihuahua,Dachshund,huskies,corgies and Shih Tzu and few others
Very poor choice of words
Passs....
Even the Chinese ones... @grim edge let him
@stable perch what cat species is this
I'd eat a dog in survival conditions
gato
Looks like a species that lives in cold places
cannibalism
wdym
It's for science
it was the american short hair
yo chat
i only like pallas cats
what cat is this
How cold is america?
easier one
they are good fr
That mf could kill a German shepherd
easy fr
yes
Isn't that Norwegian forest cat
one of the largest cat
thats a pallas cat wdym
i dont think so
Cats are just stronger,number 1 pound for pound
That mf is NOT doing anything against a shepherd
idk about pound for pound
cause african wild dogs are crazy
but they are just small
It would kill a German shepherd
nuh uh
We're talking about German Shepherds not pomeranians tf
lol
It couldn't even kill a labrador
But that cat looks huge wdym,or the man just small or what
I don't think it would kill any dog tbh
the cat is big but dogs are bigger
except maybe a chihuahua
Maybe the small breeds like dashund Or pomeranians maybe
i hate dashund
That thing is NOT stacking up against the normal sized dogs
Maybe a street dog atleast
nuh uh
Nah😭
That thing is 20 kgs of ground meat for dogs
street dogs are literally him wdym
What the hell is a street dog
fr
Could I have a reference
Indian Street dog
They have a name but I don't remember
these guys
Is that an actual breed tf
yes they are called Indian pariah dog
Those things look like they got an avg lifespan of 2 days
They look so weak and thin
You will be surprised
they live like 4 5 years
or more
Those are highly intelligent
That's pretty short
We had one in locality who lived 12 years
Wild cats live the same
yea
cause no one adopts them and the live on the streets and not alot of people feed them
Had another male which recently died at 6 because a biker hit him
it aint turkey
Bruh street dogs here don't look that weak
cause they are not as many
The pic he selected is just picked out,most are not like that
but some are
Yeah not that many
can i get a 20 page personalized diet plan ?
You can see the dominant males being super mascular
i can do 2 pages
There are some that walk around in the nearby park and people feed them
They all look healthy and clean tbh
And there are many cases where people just hit the dogs severally because they sometimes poop
Best animal ever and they hate it??
Not everyone, me for example
u are gonna hate this i think horses are better than dogs
true
Horses are pretty nice actually
thats what i am saying
until they throw u off but yea
I've rode one😎 (there was a guy with the ropes)
Few days ago I saw a video of a aunty calling a dog near her by showing him some food but when he went near,that bitch just cut of his entire leg
Like wtf
BRO WHAT
THAT CAN'T BE REAL😭
And Instagram didn't even censor it
Death sentence is too kind a sentence for these people
Animals get sometimes crazy abused in india
what kind of instagram are u on
Unless there's a sever rabies case with the dogs there, they need to be killed with injections or something
Not freaking leg no scope knife kill
+50 points for that
there was a lizard that got..
lol
What happened to the lizard
Another news i saw :- a teenager offers a elephant a pineapple with some explosives in it,and when the elephant puts it in its mouth,it explodes,the poor elephant sat in the pond for a few hours before ultimately dying
yea i think everyone knows that
Grape
u know what happened
do not ruin the grape word smh
That too in a Gang format
People are weird
WHAT TYPE OF LIZARD
monitor lizard
How th am I supposed to know, I thought it got flayed alive or something
this guy
I've seen small lizards shit so monitor lizards probably have a little wider cloaca
i thought every one knew it at this point
Samosa
this can't be real this can't be real
idk but i aint too curious to google it
Misinformation🙏👏☝️
google monitor lizard men
I am NOT doing that
The guys just might have the smallest d in the history
Maharashtrian 🥰
Bro watched the video💀
just an article telling u what happened
Jay Maharashtra
Yeah
nah i aint that crazy
i aint even close to that crazy
we are high on monitor lizards these days ☺️
misinformation misinformation👏 👏 Bravo vince!
The good ending
i am pretty sure the men were released after 2 weeks in jail
good ending fr
That's probably wrong
idk
hell nah , i woudnt allow them 5 continents near me
lol
Maharashtrian government takes strict action,it's a worldwide news now so
i mean they are like the next country for me
MAN IWANNA SEARCH IT BUT ILL REGRET IT
They are in the neighbouring city for me
Better than mine tbh
nah i think that is worse
bro is NOT safe👏 they coming for u next lil bro
u can search it i do not think there is a video anyways
Eknath shinde my guy 😩
A instagram where I see people die after every 5 reels
😔
lol
what are the keywords
just make a new account at this point
i think monitor lizard men is safe
Where are you from Maharashtra
I enjoy it actually...maybe I'm a psychopath 😈?
Worse decision
Private
?
i think u can reset the algorithm
TELL ME
HOW TO DO THAT SHT I WANNA KNOW THAT BADLY
just searched about it and im getting more cases with the same thing about cows and goats
WHAT
NAHH
Bro...
Yeah I know,those are the more common ones I guess,they are still rare though
Hell nawww
if thats true i think i should leave this planet
😭
i am going to mars fr
Go for Kepler b22 homie
true
nah bro if they hitting lizards , they're gonna hit human men too , you are NOT safe👏
time to leave this solar system fr
some people did that to apes too

god stop
that one was in america too i think
Anyone heard that moon is going away from earth?
next thing i wanna know is the same thing but dogs and cats
How much money do we have for that sht?☺️
😨
and the fact that im visualising about it i wanna persona 3 myself
0 dollar
Its happened with dog,I've seen a video in 2021 in insta
Damn
GOOD TO KNOW BROTHER👏
GOOD GOOD
i got like 50,000 pakistani ruppes
how much is that in us ballers
179 dollar
And a day become 25 hrs after it happens
lol
#DidYouKnow shts on yt
I read that in newspaper
Buyed kothimbir,read that on the paper
💀 bro this is a chess server we're all getting time outed
Who cares about chess
Thats what indian government make citizens use that sht on annual basis
We are in general anyway
ye but our topic was...yk
yea we need to chill
Easy to cover up if we talk in gen alpha language
its giving sigma vibes
But I'm not a abdul👉👈
Level 16 gyaat shaking
Nothing
kai senat
Bro...you need to Allahu akbar
joe biden sniffed my level 3 gyatt
lol
Bro wanna try some expired stuff
Later
lol what
Sometimes in Cooker, sometimes in fridge
@fervent comet name this
what
it is frigatebird
but idk which one
great frigatebird idk
yayy
i guessed that ngl
Happy Birthday, my brother @lament jacinth!
Hi
hewwo
do you know how to get the elo roles
do /connect
and also !trusted
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thanks
np!
!trusted
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thx
Awesome
i feel like da vinci
that looks quite elegant, ill buy it for 2.2 million$
im like one of those abstract art enjoyers
Is it? Happy birthday @lament jacinth ! May you grow an inch more!
what does the square thing mean, like those with red, blue and yellow
Happy birthday @lament jacinth
not sure
Happy birthday @lament jacinth
Happy birthday @lament jacinth

thank you perry
np
ur welcome :)
your pfp 💀
Oh my gosh you guys are the best
THANK YOUUU
hey what does the 88 in your PSN account mean
THANKSS
Thank yoUuUU
HAPPY BIRFDAYYYYY
THANKS
hayyp birthday @lament jacinth 🎂
Its a birthday i don´t enjoy old austrian art
weird because the people who play the game in your pfp tend to enjoy it
how old lol
17
THATS NOT OLD

17 IS NOT OLD
Haven´t met many n4zis but sure
PFFFT
😸
also weird that you knew 88 was a dogwhistle 😂
Who exactly doesnt
most people
Sure n4zi boi
I'm on the other end
Im not getting political on a chess discord
<@&745328830649991179> inappropriate steam username in bio
💀
bro are you serious
its his damn steam username not related to the server
there's more to it than that. that's just the only thing I could report for
Tf?
i guess some things hes saying are probs not ok
what did i do
you met the wrong terminally online person 😎
stop
@lament jacinth happy birthday
@glass kiln not only inappropriate but also spreading misinformation
please perma ban @small halo
bro please stop what do you care about the games i play
it's not a game ur username is offensive to all females
and i protect the females
simp
Here you have the female,go protect her o smth
Can't even spell Piotr right
This the women you defend
<@&745328830649991179> spam bot
i'm on that dm babe
THANK YOUU
Its supossed to be that way?
leave me alone weirdo
zero percent chance you're old enough to use discord
I dont think thats how percentages work
"User is suspected to be part of an online terrorist organization"??????
Whaaaaaat
and what is this steam username
It's a copypasta
Ban server announcments
bruh if u smart enough u can see that his username literally says ''i will uproot the government''
what
how u get role this user hates trusted role
you don’t even have trusted
Guys I don't know why but a match is showing that its 22 hrs later...what is that ? Any kind of tournament
nah it's stlil something that is likely gonna be upheld cuz whatever it was, there are minors in the server too
welcome to the server, please connect your account for trusted role here 🙂
Samosa
close call
😉
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no balls ?
Wat
glad to know im transferring out of college of engineering to avoid this
L
where u goin
im actually sad, im no longer gonna have physics and engineering next year :/
I’m just 13 💀
skill issue
Nah I’m glad 😹
;-;
technically im 17 and if i ask another 17 yo he gonna say: wat ?
Oh
uf
this integral aint that bad u just need to be tricky
what that
lmao and in what subjects
Hemlo
bye
bye
Bye
Bruh
Borg
Who you are
Borg
Uk who that is
huh
😉
@glass kiln
hi
What a joke
@grim edge lets go
Nah

Oh u mean Björn Borg
Yes who else
Idk u just said something random
👍
Guys my housemate just brought her boy friend over and he will stay here for few days , so when he came , i took a shower and went out shirtless and flexed on hist 5ft shortass to prove dominance and show him who's the alfa male in the house . @cursive pawn am i sigma now?
💀💀
Shirtless only?
AYO
Don’t talk to me.
Ok gimme cat
U have been promoted brother
You had one job🤦♂️
Bro needs to flex his length 😂
Lmao I like cats
but he looked up at me and give a beta handshake
i moved him aside and pulled a 2L bottle of cucumber water
that must be sigma come on
And you think she would notice he has a weak grip? Only way to know he is weak is a sword fight!
A pact has been made he's your pack mate now buddy take good care of him....try throwing him out a window....that would be alpha
Sorry I just mogged you with better gif ggs
Don’t hate the player hate the game
that's diabolical to say 😭 there's no wau
I have diabolism
I just did 2 reps of deadlift and i was feeling every bone and muscle in my hip getting torn apart
Damn
if I think what it means that's crazy 💀💀
Nah it just means im diabolical
no I mean the shirtless only one💀
send cute cat pics
whatever i don't wanna continue it
Watafk
some weirdo added me as a friend
watch danya now
i get a lot of those from this server
Ew bra watafk
on my way
wait what?!
@sour peak did danya also get exposed or something?
No he sucks
Yea and the sword fight thing
and solid
But ya cant play em 🫵😹
Danya my goat
i'm getting a sword on amazon
@grim edge wanna play a game?
Ewww
im watching danya and on my lunch break
Shut up
💀💀
Show me
nvm
huh?
I can make gifs go bad
i'm searching for one now
Make sure it’s longer than the one you have
Bruh
Next week we up 10lbs or more?
i'm getting this , the power of fake chinese websites!!!!!!!
bruh , i want to intimidate the guy , not have a ''german'' session with him
You need to break him
why are they saying airports here? whats an airport in chess?
they mentioned sveshnikov and fabiano is a fan of it
damn it , u made that opening sound cool now i have to learn it
Did danya say airport frankfurt?
something about airport
lol go learn it's solid. but coral told me to learn scotch because it's more human
cheese :3
Airport basically means when a piece flies from one side to another usually a knight. So rotating a knight backwards then forwards to somewhere on the other side thats how danya uses it
nein , regular stuff are boring
ohhh thankss
step 1 of learning sveshnikov , is learning how to spell it in a russian accent
can someone stream games in VC later then i will do the commentary? lmao
here <@&745328830649991179>
syeeefsshhhhnikof
Ok maybe when i go home
hahaha okay
if i do it all u have to say will be : ANNNNND HE BLUNDERED ANOTHER PIECE
i was streaming once here and one 2k the other 1800 were watching me , and i moved my queen in front of a pawn
that was traumatizing
lol did you say mouseslip?
nah i just turned off the stream
HAHAHAHAHA
no
he dmed me
What they want?
and added me as a friend and was being super weird
Creep detected
idk i asked how old he is since i don't allow anyone below 20 on my friends list and he was just weird
Did he ask you to join a server
Bro is a hacker
mfker be like
lets go 🫵
he added me as well and I just rejected it
no idea who that is
Ill add him and be weirder
Tell him to hack my account because i need the password
my friend irl who is a mod in another server tha i also mod , sent on all chanels (steam link that looks super real) and said ''hey guys 50$ for first one to click on the link''
he got hacked
why is it weird to want to make friends with strangers on discord?
i almost clicked , and then i was like that guy is super cheap so i called him and he was hacked
lol
if I put lichess in parentheses
@mods
ooooh i thought it would lead to a steam like website and ask for login info
oh shoot I did it wrong
bruv u don't ping mods for that
u ping the owner directly
@glass kiln
i'm pretty sure he blocked me at this point
@elfin charm
that's what it is. it's either that or something that steals cookies, cached credentials, etc
don't ever click those links
why not, i want my $50
Yea it will steal your cookies and santa will be hungry
i would never , but like when u see a name u chat with everyday , sometimes u just click
Smexy
guyatt
At least 2
The reds are 25kg, the blue is 20kg and the collar is 2.5kg
hmm that doesn't seem right
What doesn’t?
they are all the same small size but different weights
The blue is clearly thinner
oh I wasn't doubting the amount of weight, they just looked the same to me
my eyes aren't very good
Understandable have a great day
I like these overly engineered exercises
leave bast alone. leave that poor catto
LOL
@fervent comet @grim edge name the exercise
Lunges?
one leg squats 😹
That’s honestly a better name than what they are originally named
What is it?
yo everyone i have to prepare for a tournament and openingtree is down. Is it down for you? Do you have any alternatices?
Why
Aasdkjnasfkjnasfknj.
How come
oqeuwiroiewurmnsdf?
I don't agree
Henlo
Thats messed up bro
I bet you are listening to justin Bieber
Bulgarian split squats
do u know the sigma mewing cat meme is just cats that were stung by bees
Dam
that one that goes like BABY BABY BABY AWWWW
You’re gah damn right
"A chess player preparing for a tournament"
make fireworks with it and visit him
idk if you have to go to the nether or fly above the building limit
Ive been actually training for 19 years for my chess tournament
Im 18 yr old chess champion
Skrrrt!
I love this
as it should be 🔥
real
I hate when that happens
Smh
ayyy my friend is 4th in untitled tuesday he better win
image roulette, this is a completely random image in my camera roll
video roulette, this is a completely random video in my random videos folder
Lmao
@sour peak u playing bad
?
Lol
yeah you know
That boy rock went from no chest to small chest to insane gyno
do you fear me now?
What is there to fear?
I nearly lost this
Lala
YOU DMS NOW
Dm me
Why
okie
Why not lol
Well you can dm me first
bro missed mate in 3
No my rook was there
Oh
tuff
what did you say, V?
Hi cow
1 more
It's doable
lol
then do it !!!
Don't u have a boyfriend lmao
You too,
i have a girlfriend
thats the biggest lie ive ever said
what
What
Hottie
this is not rizz chat
i have a boyfriend, don’t speak to me creep
no way
Make a hi las
Make one for me too 😉
cap
shes taller than liya like omg

well, being 48 years old with a russian husband on discord keeps me safe from unwanted DMs from randoms
and having a girlfriend keeps me away from all the (non exisent) girls from rizzing me up in dms
i talk to girls irl i just cant pull
Hi cutie wanna e date
get away from me creep i have a girlfriend
@lament jacinth
It's her birthday today
