💬〡general-off-topic

[warped shore]

.. alright have a good day kid

au revoir

[quiet lance]

byeee

oh sorry I didn't know you were waiting for me to reply

I'm sorry

[warped shore]

no problem (:

[quiet lance]

see ya tho hope you have a good day :>

[quiet lance]

that's random lol

[grim edge]

poker night?

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper pokerrrr

[quiet lance]

ahahahahahahaa

[upbeat viper]

nah

I don't actually like that game

[quiet lance]

damn I bet you lose a lot

[upbeat viper]

it's just a pointless game

[restive storm]

why play poker when you can play chess

[upbeat viper]

true

[grim edge]

sure

[upbeat viper]

no no

[grim edge]

I agree

@sudden canopy do you still want to play poker?

let's gooo

just chatting

[marsh wave]

how do you play in just chatting?

is it like a mini game?

im curious

nah im good

i just wanted to know ok thnks

[sour peak]

henlo

[marsh wave]

@sour peak hey bud

[sour peak]

Hi

Wanna play

[marsh wave]

Sure we could, I deleted my account.

lol

it's Free_PawnTAKE now @sour peak

[sour peak]

ok

dont tilt again

😭

[marsh wave]

I'm at 1100 right now 😦

[heavy swallow]

@dreamy siren

[grim edge]

Aww

[sour peak]

Sent

[marsh wave]

Sec.

[daring hinge]

1.6k

[marsh wave]

@sour peak You had a brilliant! omg

[sour peak]

Like you said,

Free pawn, take.

[marsh wave]

see I told you I didn't want to play you!

grrrr

[sour peak]

Aww you just left your queen open

So I attacked it

[marsh wave]

haha yeah it was fine,

I wasn't sure where else to develop her.

[sour peak]

xdd

i would have prefer defend with pawn

[marsh wave]

Oh yeah!

[sour peak]

Another?

[marsh wave]

a5 I completely missed it

Sure.

[sour peak]

Okay

[grim edge]

no you have to win against me first in poker

uhm sure

yeah, bro said "HELLO" in deep alien voice

poker is meant to be played for hours. not some 5 minute blitz type of game you have in mind.

[sour peak]

Hi dahlia

[grim edge]

Hi

[marsh wave]

Yes!

[grim edge]

i dont see myself playing poker irl

[marsh wave]

@sour peak I knew I could do it.

[sour peak]

Nope

[marsh wave]

yup!

[sour peak]

I just blundered

L me

[jovial fable]

could say the same thing about chess

[grim edge]

i'd rather play board games or watch shows with them

[restive storm]

no you cant

[sour peak]

@marsh wave AGAIN

[marsh wave]

Nope.

[sour peak]

u will lose

[jovial fable]

ya you can

[marsh wave]

I am tapping out!

[sour peak]

Dodge

Smh

[marsh wave]

Evade is super effective!

[restive storm]

no you cant

[jovial fable]

if poker is a pointless game, then chess is also a pointless game

and why is slow mode back 😔

[marsh wave]

It's a pointless conversation.

j.k

[sour peak]

Anyone wanna play

[quiet lance]

Unity

[quiet lance]

It was unity fault

[jovial fable]

What

how

[sour peak]

L

[jovial fable]

@grim edge

why did u get slow mode added back

sure smh

[teal dragon]

It's all over @grim edge

You call it's gon be all ova

[grim edge]

lets play poker

poker poker poker

[jovial fable]

my teacher used to be an ex professional poker player

he used to be like 3rd best in my country

[grim edge]

nice

good that he was able to balance poker and teaching

[jovial fable]

But i think he got fired

or something happened

[jovial fable]

he was also a bouncer at a night club and there was a video of him beating tf outta someone

[grim edge]

lmao

[jovial fable]

interesting person

[grim edge]

Definetly

[jovial fable]

he was also a freemason

i don’t remember why he told us, but it came up once in photography class

[marsh wave]

you don't actually have to keep it a secret if you're a mason or not as far as I know

lots of people here are masons

i mean in my town/city

[jovial fable]

you can tell people

but i don’t think u allowed to tell ppl what goes on in meetings

he said he would be kicked out if he said anything

[marsh wave]

Yeah that's true.

[teal dragon]

Aight

Join

[sour peak]

woah

[jovial fable]

like a secret group of people

you can only get in if ur father was a freemason

you don’t

You would know

the first thursday of every month they all have meetings in their cities and no one knows what goes on in this meetings

so it’s all up to speculation what they really do

some illuminati type shit

u literally can’t

the teacher told me u had to have like a father who was in

go for it

L

[grim edge]

i think im gonna sleep now

im tired

https://open.spotify.com/track/4D7BCuvgdJlYvlX5WlN54t?si=hvrxvlvqQ5yS36FB8Z3T6w

[warped shore]

yall are talking about something weirdly serious?

[warped shore]

What on earth?

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/7Gbg6Z70J7E?si=YFYb7kXLoBiDHa6d

[warped shore]

sigh desperate kid

okay 5 min then?

lol

how ridiculous

but i will don't you have anything useful to do?

okay (:

au revoir

[jovial fable]

Ya

[warped shore]

that's messed up

[warped shore]

whoever that was hope he survived

[jovial fable]

well u can’t attack a bouncer and expect nothing to happen 💀

[warped shore]

mhm

[peak plank]

Isstg these people knew exactly what they were doing

[lapis brook]

Wait until

[peak plank]

It could totally be my new hardest

But I'm gonna have a strange nick

[lapis brook]

Don't yet in trouble

[peak plank]

What does that mean

[zealous glen]

Oh god oh god oh god

Wtf do i do

Theres 3 wasps in my house

I have an incredibly strong phobia

Im home alone for the next 2-3 days

And because of my boosted hearing thanks to autism and other shit i can constantly hear wasps if im not in my sisters room

Ive got 38% battery

[crimson yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fan-discord-gif-26557005

[marsh wave]

woah!

whos da best

u r

[austere garden]

what the sigma

buzz buzz buzz

[zealous glen]

Its 4:25am, nowhere to go

[austere garden]

🐝

[zealous glen]

Im too scared

Its a fight or flight response, your organism just wont let you sleep

[sour peak]

Fight or flight

I would like to fly

[zealous glen]

...i have a strong phobia since a child

Not how itnworks

...google the definition, its literally in the definition

an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something.

Literally the 4th word of the definition

Im not able to, the natural response is too strong

[marsh wave]

no he will clearly use bug spray on the robber

[sour peak]

Yeah his mind will explode

Psssh 🤯

[zealous glen]

Yeah, thats how phobia's work, i know the wasps probably wont do anything to me, wont hurt me in any way, but its not something i control, if the wasp would get any close to me, im talking 5m away i would get into a panic attack till it goes away

I really wish i didnt have it, i wish i could go into forests, into any even slightly taller grass, eat fruits without having to consantly check them for bugs

If it would be that simple, id pay huge amounts of money for it, it doesent sadly

[sour peak]

Haha

That‘s what they call tough luck

[soft wedge]

[jovial fable]

leefy

[soft wedge]

Yes

How much u rating

[jovial fable]

2200

[soft wedge]

Pro

[jovial fable]

fr

[soft wedge]

I big rating good

400

[jovial fable]

wow

how’d u get so good

[soft wedge]

i play then i dont

[jovial fable]

crazy

[bronze portal]

Ooga booga

[jovial fable]

do /connect to connect ur account 👍

[soft wedge]

I use this my drcond acount so i csnt connect my chess account

Second*

[jovial fable]

Huh

[soft wedge]

[soft wedge]

Dis discord i use my secind accound so i cdont want connect chess accoumt

[jovial fable]

then why not join on ur main.

[soft wedge]

I forgot my scciunt password

Account

[jovial fable]

uhh then reset it?

[soft wedge]

Nah im so lazy so no

[jolly belfry]

Ew

[grim edge]

Bro these annyoing people telling others to Connect

[digital phoenix]

yeah like shut up

[signal geyser]

I'm bored

[peak plank]

im looking for human sounding tts models btw that I may be able to acess for free with an APi or smth
so if any of you find that let me know

[torn leaf]

A wild cow has appeared!

Cow says hello

Cow doesn't have anyone to greet him. How unfortunate

[quiet lance]

Go get a wife

[signal geyser]

Why it's just a lot of trouble with no benefit

[quiet lance]

You get someone to hug you the number 1 benefit

[signal geyser]

Not worth that much tbh I can live without it

[quiet lance]

Nvm then

[quiet lance]

Hi cow I like to eat cow

[signal geyser]

Honestly I miss when it was easier. Just having fun with no worries or expectation or having to agree on stupid things or having trust issues and justifying everything

Cow is good protein

People are messed up

[quiet lance]

Agree

[signal geyser]

People are messed up beyond fixing

[quiet lance]

Agree

[hasty raven]

Yall like pearl jam?

[peak plank]

tax benefits

you get tax benefits

[upbeat viper]

does slither io not exist anymore ? D:

[lament jacinth]

Yes it does

[upbeat viper]

o

[lament jacinth]

Why d o you think it doesn't exist

[upbeat viper]

couldn't find it

[lament jacinth]

Can you find it now

[upbeat viper]

didn't try

[bronze portal]

Yo what up manliest men of men

[white shuttle]

Why can't i upload media what

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[upbeat viper]

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[lapis brook]

Fck that

Why's it so blurry

[random drum]

was my msg deleted?

why?

[primal fern]

you can

[vital surge]

i really like the look of the 3d pieces of chess.com, anybody knows who designed them/if they are free to use?

(i mean the 2d pieces that look 3d, not the 3d models)

[lapis brook]

You can file a support ticket for that

[jovial fable]

i woke up from a nap thinking i was a new day

[quiet lance]

Please connect your account

[lapis brook]

Ikr

[quiet lance]

Top 10 confusing moments

[jovial fable]

me me tweaking for like 5 minutes

[quiet lance]

Real

[lapis brook]

I woke up from sleep thinking it was the same day

[quiet lance]

Bro I can't even sleep

Yall lucky yall can fall asleep easily

[lapis brook]

I didn't sleep thinking it was the same day

8 hours have passed already

[quiet lance]

I need sleep

[lapis brook]

Don't sleep

[quiet lance]

Omfg I thought I accidentally bought a year of nitro shit got me scare

[lapis brook]

You can share it

[quiet lance]

Bro im not spending money on nitro again 😭

Im getting too spoiled 😭😭😭

I need to reduce the amount of money im using

[lapis brook]

Rich

Richer than the coach guy

[quiet lance]

No im poor I live in apartments 😭

My phone is like 85$

[lapis brook]

How many phones does the coach guy have

[quiet lance]

Idk

But ye im spending too much money on stupid stuff

[lapis brook]

Nitro is stupid

[quiet lance]

So I need to stop before going broke

[random drum]

work done 👍

[quiet lance]

@lament jacinth I beat kids

[white shuttle]

Yo?

Erm what the sigma

[sleek oriole]

you should beat liya then

[quiet lance]

No she my friend

[quiet lance]

@lament jacinth bro calling you short

Me personally

[lament jacinth]

TALK LOUDER

[lapis brook]

You're kinda short tbh

[quiet lance]

You gonna let them say that??? @lament jacinth

[lament jacinth]

I really really

Honestly really truthully

Do not care

[cedar ember]

hi chat

[lapis brook]

You care.

[quiet lance]

Aye I believe you can get taller ngl

[lament jacinth]

I wont

[heady swan]

Flies

[cedar ember]

fireflies

[jovial fable]

not with that attiude

[lament jacinth]

I've been 4 ft 10 for a year

[lapis brook]

Your brother stole your height

[heady swan]

I eat fireflies

[ebon lava]

I like short people, good for a hand rest

[lament jacinth]

BYE

[cedar ember]

awesome

[heady swan]

Whats a BS

[lapis brook]

What's that in cm

[lament jacinth]

149cm

[ebon lava]

120

[lapis brook]

Eh not too bad

[ebon lava]

Wait it's 149? That's tall

[lapis brook]

Wear heels or smth

[ebon lava]

It's average

[lament jacinth]

No tf it isnt

[ebon lava]

Isn't that considered gay

[lament jacinth]

What planet are you living on

[lament jacinth]

Im a girl ._.

[lapis brook]

Wtf

[white shuttle]

Youll gain a centi dw i believe in u

[ebon lava]

China

[lapis brook]

Since when are heels gay

[ebon lava]

I only see gay men wearing heels

[lament jacinth]

SINCE WHEN IS 4 FT 10 AVERAGW

[lapis brook]

Wear heels

[ebon lava]

It's average in china

[heady swan]

I mean if your mom gave you heels for you to wear

[ebon lava]

What's the point?

[lament jacinth]

Average in China is like 5'3 or 162cm

[white shuttle]

If u have a small sample size it is

[lapis brook]

Wear heels

[lament jacinth]

Never

[lapis brook]

Why

[ebon lava]

Short people are down to earth people

[lapis brook]

It makes you taller

[lament jacinth]

I don't like heels tried them once never again

[quiet lance]

Liya you should do track or swimming it help you get taller

[ebon lava]

It's so gross

[jovial fable]

its not that bad

[lament jacinth]

IVE VEEN DOING TRACK FOR AGES

[ebon lava]

Imagine faking being taller, pathetic losers

[quiet lance]

How are you short wtffff

[lapis brook]

Swimming helps

[lament jacinth]

LALALALA

[lament jacinth]

Let me think hmmm GENETICS

[quiet lance]

Do you get 8 hours of sleep and eat 3 meals a day?

[lapis brook]

Short is good for track

[lament jacinth]

and probably cause I did gymnastics aswell

[lapis brook]

How tall is your brother again?

[lament jacinth]

3 meals a day yes 8 hours of sleep questionable

[heady swan]

Get spine surgery.

[quiet lance]

No only 60% of your height are genetic

[jovial fable]

thats cap

[lament jacinth]

What bio lesson taught you thay

[quiet lance]

Go get 8 hours of sleep

[lament jacinth]

U needa sue your school

[quiet lance]

Im giving her hope trust

[lapis brook]

HOW TALLS YOUR BROTHER

[lament jacinth]

Sleep deprevation doesn't limit your growth is slows it down

You'll still reach the same height

[ebon lava]

Imagine being short, just grow up smh

[lapis brook]

See @brave finch

[lament jacinth]

Tall enough

[lapis brook]

Too tall

[jovial fable]

thats false

[lapis brook]

Swap legs or something

[quiet lance]

Ngl I know people who your age that are shorter lol

[ebon lava]

Imagine begin shorter than your younger siblings ☠️RIP

[white shuttle]

Dw we wont fall for him

[quiet lance]

Im the same height as my sister

[lapis brook]

You already have a bf

[white shuttle]

Thats every family with an older sister

[white shuttle]

No yet

[lapis brook]

Soon

[lament jacinth]

Im younger by like 3 minutes

[lapis brook]

Oh twins

[quiet lance]

Twins??

[lapis brook]

That's worse

[ebon lava]

Being weaker than younger siblings is such a sad moment

[white shuttle]

pls

[white shuttle]

what if im a girl and my younger sibling is a boy

[quiet lance]

You are lucky you have sibling your age 😭

[ebon lava]

So u both were cuddling in stomach I see

[sullen isle]

25cm shorter than me💀.

[lament jacinth]

LALALALAL I DONT WANNA HEAR IT

[sullen isle]

26cm actually.

[jovial fable]

its nice having an older sister cos i can use her ID 🥱

[quiet lance]

I always wanted a brother to play and teach him stuff

[ebon lava]

He will overpower you

[lament jacinth]

BYE IM LEAVING

[quiet lance]

😭

[lapis brook]

27 cm shorter than me

[white shuttle]

ok

[sullen isle]

Wait wait actually,I know a friend who is 4'9 as a guy.

[lapis brook]

Is he under 10

[lament jacinth]

Yeah is he in 3rd grade

[sullen isle]

He's 18 too😭.

[lament jacinth]

WHAT

[lapis brook]

Huh

[jovial fable]

thats tuff

[lament jacinth]

Ok bye

[quiet lance]

NAHH NOW I THOUGHT I WAS SHORT GOD DAMNNNN

[lapis brook]

How tall are you

[quiet lance]

5'3

[sullen isle]

Still may girls used to talk to him though,like,they thought he was cute.

Many*

[jovial fable]

what country

[quiet lance]

@lament jacinth hes made for uuuuu

[ebon lava]

Must be gay then

[sullen isle]

India.

[lapis brook]

Wtf

[jovial fable]

whats the average height there

[quiet lance]

Not every short guy is gay 😭

[lament jacinth]

I don't want a guy under 5'5

[ebon lava]

5'8

[jovial fable]

damn

[ebon lava]

Sexist

[lapis brook]

Picky

[quiet lance]

Bro what you short and u judge ppl by heights wtf

[lapis brook]

Heightist

[ebon lava]

No wants wants you 4'9 either

[lament jacinth]

Ok and

[ebon lava]

No wonder you are short, karma

[quiet lance]

Mm you're right everyone have their own opinion hope you find someone like that

[lapis brook]

Stfu

[lament jacinth]

Bruh im not asking for a 6ft dude makes 7 figures, I just want a dude over 5 ft 4 💀

[lapis brook]

Me tbf

I'm over 5 4

[ebon lava]

Why don't u want someone similar to your height

[jovial fable]

if he aint 6'5" making 8 figures I DONT WANT EM

[lament jacinth]

Cause I want to feel Safe with my man

[quiet lance]

💀

[lapis brook]

I'm over 5'4

[lament jacinth]

Hm these standards are a little low girl

[quiet lance]

Ngl just marry a boxer

[ebon lava]

Valid

[jovial fable]

ikr

[sullen isle]

5'5.

[lament jacinth]

So are 90% of males on earth

[ebon lava]

sex

[lapis brook]

Fck you

[quiet lance]

@glass kiln

[sullen isle]

Can you not keep a convo normal?

[lapis brook]

He's like 10 ignore him

[ebon lava]

Sorry I'm gay 🥲

[sullen isle]

🖕

[jovial fable]

all u gotta do to win my heart s have similar intresets tbh

[ebon lava]

Homophobic

[lapis brook]

I like metal

[quiet lance]

?

[quiet lance]

Who doesn't💀

[jovial fable]

What genre though

[ebon lava]

Wait so are you also gay, besties??

[sullen isle]

[jovial fable]

lots of genres fall under metal

[lapis brook]

Fym

[quiet lance]

Psst say likin park

[lapis brook]

Huh

[jovial fable]

WHAT GENRE OF METAL COS THRASH METAL AND DEATH METAL AINT THE SAME

[lapis brook]

Chillax

[quiet lance]

My friend listen to deathcore

[sullen isle]

Feels so good to be tall.

[lapis brook]

Um idk

[jovial fable]

deathcore lowkey fell of in recent years

[lapis brook]

What's the difference

[ebon lava]

Fr, I love short people

[sleek oriole]

he is short tho

[sullen isle]

<@&745328830649991179> .

[jovial fable]

theres loads of other metal genres, like grindcore, metalcore, black metal, glam metal and so on

[quiet lance]

One time there was a fire alarm he had his airpod on and playing deathcore on max volume and he just sit there until I had to take his airpod out

[lapis brook]

Teach me about them

[sleek oriole]

????

[jovial fable]

which ones

[lapis brook]

All

[sullen isle]

What?

[brave finch]

sleep deprevity is good

[jovial fable]

k ill start with black metal

[lapis brook]

Great

[sleek oriole]

how did that broke any rule

[quiet lance]

Soft metal is good :)

[sleek oriole]

oh he edited

[brave finch]

no people aren't all insane

[jovial fable]

Black metal usually has fast tempos, execpt in the subgenre dsbm whch is a bit slower, tends to have a more shrieking vocal style with heavily disorted guitars

they use like trmolo picking, raw recordings

[lapis brook]

Are you horny rn

[jovial fable]

its a comming trait to use 1 microphone to record most of the intruments / vocals to make it sound more shitty i guess

[lapis brook]

1 mic huh

[ebon lava]

Music is cringe ngl

[brave finch]

<@&745328830649991179>

[jovial fable]

not always but some bands do it

[lapis brook]

Alr

[ebon lava]

Wtf <@&745328830649991179>

[fervent comet]

FINALLY HE GOT SNITCHED ON

[lapis brook]

Ah fck

[ebon lava]

@lapis brook behave yourself

[lapis brook]

Time to log on my alt

[fervent comet]

SWEET REVENGE

[lapis brook]

Continue @jovial fable

[jovial fable]

and "true" black metal comes out of scandivia usually

[brave finch]

mystic has good voice

[lapis brook]

Doofy don't time me out

[jovial fable]

as thats where the genre was founded

[lapis brook]

Oh nice

[fervent comet]

pls do

i want my revenge

[lapis brook]

Yeon why you snitch on me

[lapis brook]

What did I do to you

[fervent comet]

you snitched on me

do not think i forgot it

[quiet lance]

Ngl I like rock more :p

[ebon lava]

He is a 10 yo weird kid, ignore him

[fervent comet]

check ur dms u will remember

[ebon lava]

Yea, he sometimes makes memes too

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/varg-vikernes-varg-vikernes-eyebrow-varg-vikernes-ayo-ayooo-thulean-perspective-gif-10490522393096051468

[quiet lance]

?

Im talking about the music type

[ebon lava]

Rock

Oh ok, I thought dwayne rock Johnson

[quiet lance]

No no lol

[lapis brook]

Alr

[jovial fable]

i have a bm song written out, but i js need my friend to get the vocals done

[lapis brook]

What's the next genre

[jovial fable]

death metal

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-crawly-crawly-wizard-mall-wizard-mall-gif-14992836518596419882

[quiet lance]

Nicee!!

[jovial fable]

Some say deathcore and death metal are the same!! BUT they are not

[quiet lance]

No way you said the same thing my friend said 💀

[jovial fable]

its true

death metal > deathcore

[quiet lance]

He said the opposite of this tho

[jovial fable]

Yeah hes wrong

deathcore has had a huge fall off

[quiet lance]

Lol let me sent this to him lol

He probably sleeping rn

Im gonna go now im sleepy

Nighty yall

[jovial fable]

cya

[quiet lance]

Cya

[wispy verge]

I have found 3 bugs in the website. What should I do?

[fervent comet]

eat them

[wispy verge]

??!!

[lapis brook]

talk to support

[lapis brook]

what happened

[jovial fable]

press help

[jovial fable]

every song is straight ass

being released

[wispy verge]

i should write the summary and steps to reproduce and The POC Right?

[jovial fable]

what?

what is a POC

[lapis brook]

pookie

[ebon lava]

Hello guys I'm new, how do I connect??

[wispy verge]

Proof Of Concept

[jovial fable]

do /connect

[jovial fable]

yeah sure

[ebon lava]

Thanks

[jovial fable]

wtf is ur name

[ebon lava]

That's my irl name 😭🥺

[wispy verge]

is there bug hunter badge in chess.com?

[jovial fable]

i dont think so idk

[ebon lava]

Please don't bully me

[jovial fable]

ok

[ebon lava]

Thanks 🙂

[wispy verge]

is there any template of report submit?

[jovial fable]

i dunno

[fervent comet]

ok

[fervent comet]

ok

[fervent comet]

what is a C1

[worthy verge]

maybe a type of punishment ig

[lapis brook]

ah

[fervent comet]

hmm ok

[vague burrow]

they didnt said edge, so edgin to this rn

[vague burrow]

explosive

[full glen]

*bold text*

[jovial fable]

fr

[harsh sluice]

who wanna play chess with me now

[jovial fable]

what is that game?

[hearty glacier]

sup

[hearty glacier]

it's a game people learn to look smart while it drains your soul during the process .

[jovial fable]

Fr??!!

[fervent ferry]

i met hans nieman today blud seemed like a nice guy

[trail prism]

I got 200+ up votes overnight

[versed jetty]

wtf is that

[trail prism]

Game add about a man being pushed off a women by women then appears 2 option use laxatives or baseball bat

He used laxatives

[jovial fable]

“virgin 4 life” 💀

[trail prism]

Ye I self reflected 💀

[hexed ledge]

hello ::D

[versed jetty]

hello

[hexed ledge]

how are you??

[versed jetty]

good

[hexed ledge]

good to know

[random drum]

Action taken

[jovial fable]

hi

[marsh wave]

Morning folks.

[jovial fable]

hey

[marsh wave]

@jovial fable hey

[jovial fable]

Hi

[marsh wave]

It's 5:30am.

o.O

[hearty glacier]

if i ever met him i'd grab his buttocks and whisper to him ''so this is your secret weapon that defeated the world champ''

and then walk way menacingly

https://tenor.com/view/lucars-jatauba-gif-22317782

[static rose]

Is my pfp sigma?

[grim edge]

Fr? Where?

[grim edge]

Nah more like ligma

[static rose]

I can’t believe steve jobs died from ligma

[marsh wave]

question

[versed jetty]

answer

[marsh wave]

Does anyone know if signing up to fide online arena is worthwhile?

[static rose]

Ligma balls

[grim edge]

If you so smart tell me
How would a person born in 2012 describe their age,tell me in English full sentece first person ,please.

[static rose]

😎

[marsh wave]

like can you obtain an actual fide rating or not?

[static rose]

I can’t tell ngl

[turbid jay]

Is the knight or the bishop more valuable in chess?

[static rose]

Depends

[versed jetty]

depends

[static rose]

Some pieces become valuable during the game

And some stay in place and become almost worthless

Like if you didn’t move your bishop at all and its midgame its practically useless

[coral flax]

this is general off topic and i love how it’s also talking ab chess rn 😭

[turbid jay]

https://tenor.com/view/joey-shocked-surprised-shocked-face-surprised-face-gif-5372964120641825973

[static rose]

My grandpa want me to go to the hospital with him

[versed jetty]

go ahead

[turbid jay]

bergen

[lament jacinth]

Knights are way better than bishops

[jovial fable]

nah

ashcuaculaly knights are 3 and bishops are 3.2

[hearty glacier]

if he rich go with him

[coral flax]

Bergen?

[silent quest]

Smh

[static rose]

He’s into stocks lmao

[jovial fable]

is his name arm

[marsh wave]

Who?

[jovial fable]

WHO DARES TO GHOST PING ME

[versed jetty]

not me (sorry)

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/68vgtRHr7iZHpzGpon6Jlo?si=12640307debf4f34

[inner dagger]

[primal pond]

Everyone talks everything except chess in #💬〡chess-talk

[versed jetty]

fr

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ping-discord-ghost-ping-gif-23844471

[marsh wave]

lol

[lost yoke]

Hello

[marsh wave]

ruv!

good talk

lots of enthusiasm kek

loved the inrtro

anyways

[digital phoenix]

shut up

[marsh wave]

lmao

no u

freaking heck

@jovial fable Y U DO THIS

[jovial fable]

Huh

[twilit river]

Who is bro talking to😭🙏

[marsh wave]

myself

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-23548728

[marsh wave]

its a situationship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP50Ewh31E4

[jovial fable]

lyrical genius

[marsh wave]

wtf double brainwash

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/friday-gotta-get-down-rebecca-black-tgif-gif-5225287

[marsh wave]

my hands a dolphin

good thing it's the weekend

boulevard of broken dreams reference you wouldn't know

nerds

[wise mortar]

Carbon it’s Grubstitch

[marsh wave]

who?

smh

it was alte

[chilly elbow]

This is why I get them off the board early game

[digital phoenix]

thats not what ur supposed to do

[chilly elbow]

Huh?

[marsh wave]

ur whack

wacko

idc if i get banned for posting this awful song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHbNU9WuVgw

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/emo-emotionaldamage-gif-25629439

[versed jetty]

so emo

[white shuttle]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1ONC00cKNdFgKiATMtcxEc?si=01fqXfgBTnSonnLEayz6gA

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-better-call-saul-that's-what-the-kids-call-embed-fail-kids-call-embed-fail-gif-1997762499303884962

[nocturne pecan]

ITS THE GREEN DAY GUY

[silent quest]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1ONC00cKNdFgKiATMtcxEc?si=01fqXfgBTnSonnLEayz6gA

[white shuttle]

I love you

[grim edge]

hello hello hello

[radiant echo]

is the chesscom discord server logo also invis for you guys?

[primal pond]

Are you both couples?

[white shuttle]

No

[primal pond]

Ok

[white shuttle]

But he gave me a service

[primal pond]

Oh ok

[jovial fable]

its a bug for some people

[quick quartz]

Shi

[radiant echo]

oh alright

[slim storm]

Hi there

[versed jetty]

hello

[lost ferry]

I just connected my id

why my name isnt red

oh nvm

[slim storm]

How's it going today

[grim edge]

Who is your service man?

[white shuttle]

@silent quest

He posted the song for me

[hoary snow]

how to get this user hate the trusted roles?

[digital phoenix]

_ _

[jovial fable]

you just gotta

[hoary snow]

gotta wat

https://tenor.com/view/alumae-alumaeyy-gubby-gubby-mewing-meme-gif-6805644913242328211

[brave finch]

i need someone to talk to 😢

[grim edge]

@grim edge is a good listener

[lapis brook]

Can I yap to you

[grim edge]

uhm, i had to sleep

[lapis brook]

Huh

[worn anchor]

Are u really coaching for free or its a username ?

[brave finch]

coach me

[worn anchor]

U have time to waste

[wise mortar]

(Deep sorry)

[fleet scroll]

cringe

[lapis brook]

Can you sing

Rap for us

[prisma kestrel]

hello guys, just wanna ask where can i send my game in this server?

[wise mortar]

Uh huh uh huh

[wise mortar]

#💬〡improvement-talk

[grim edge]

then why you keep on asking me to rap when youre the one who can rap

[jovial fable]

can you rap

[prisma kestrel]

thanks

[grim edge]

i will send a video

[prisma kestrel]

thank you too :)

[terse hedge]

Bro nooo

[wise mortar]

Ok its 10 dollar

[lapis brook]

You should too and we'll judge who's better

[prisma kestrel]

nooooo

[lapis brook]

Promise

[jovial fable]

can’t

[lapis brook]

Yesss

[wise mortar]

Metal scream please

[jovial fable]

i’m shit at screaming

[terse hedge]

Can u sing n1ggas in paris

[jovial fable]

dawg

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-wah-ah-ah-ah-anthony-vincent-down-with-the-sickness-intro-singing-disturbed-gif-16261397

[jovial fable]

DROWNING DEEP IN MY SEA OF LOATHING

[wise mortar]

Ok dont get too excited

[lapis brook]

Nawr

[twilit river]

How is this guy still in this server🤯

Most guys got locked in 5 min

[grim edge]

Not sure if I should send it here. The lyrics has some words that aren't cool

[rocky vale]

#😆〡random-memes

[lapis brook]

Percy

How's your gf

[twilit river]

...

[wise mortar]

Server booster privileges smh

[twilit river]

What fr?

[lapis brook]

Where's the singing part

Ikr

[wise mortar]

Idk jk dont ban me mods

[lapis brook]

I cant

[lapis brook]

Yes it's real

No

Nothing

[jovial fable]

just guitar

[lapis brook]

Write a poem for me

[grim edge]

i will ask bast first

[lapis brook]

Bast is not the only mod, there's doofy

Nawr

I'm not reading that

[wise mortar]

Voice reveals!!

[lapis brook]

Fym

[grim edge]

yeah but hes busy with his tourney. i dont want to disturb him

[wise mortar]

Ip grabber

[grim edge]

demonic alien

[wise mortar]

Send video smh

[terse hedge]

Hey send us some lessons in the gc

[lapis brook]

Can't hear that properly

[lapis brook]

Just record audio

[terse hedge]

Ok

[jovial fable]

bros got a whole coaching gc 💀

[terse hedge]

Also send middle game

[lapis brook]

Um you can?

[jovial fable]

that many students

[grim edge]

why is bast offline?

[lapis brook]

Ask basty

[jovial fable]

add me to it i need coaching

[lapis brook]

It's like 3mpty

[jovial fable]

oh

[lapis brook]

Use your phones

[jovial fable]

😭😭

[lapis brook]

20 of them are my alts

[orchid spade]

🥱

[orchid spade]

Why are half of cc users furrys oml

[jovial fable]

im not a furry

[lapis brook]

I'm not

[grim edge]

thank god ur normal

[wise mortar]

UwU

[grim edge]

same

[lapis brook]

Wtf

[orchid spade]

Your username literally says ur a cat lil bro

[orchid spade]

Nah

W 50%

[grim edge]

very suspicious

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/ahh5-gif-27177170

[lapis brook]

Wat

[grim edge]

<insert gif here>

bruh

[rocky vale]

Wtf is this shit

[jovial fable]

1

[wise mortar]

Lmao

[lapis brook]

1

[rocky vale]

4

[grim edge]

unity how long since your last time out?

[wise mortar]

Not long enough

[grim edge]

same I got timed out once bc I did a joke on religion

[rocky vale]

Nous savons

[lapis brook]

Like 3 hours

[grim edge]

damn

[wise mortar]

Skill issue

[rocky vale]

Yeah

[grim edge]

keep it skibidi

[orchid spade]

Rip your brain

[lapis brook]

My last time out was for nsfw

[rocky vale]

Maybe I should coach you in french

[grim edge]

stop being a sussy baka

[orchid spade]

Wtf

[wise mortar]

How to say yo mama

[grim edge]

you posted you getting the succ or sum

[rocky vale]

Votre maman

[grim edge]

ask joe

[wise mortar]

Too formal

[rocky vale]

Oh

[lapis brook]

I forgot

[rocky vale]

Ton maman

[orchid spade]

Is he doing what sketch did

[wise mortar]

@tribal silo

💀💀💀

[grim edge]

@glass kiln

[rocky vale]

Mods???

[glass kiln]

blocked

[grim edge]

you can get in trouble for not speaking English

[grim edge]

[rocky vale]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[wise mortar]

You are both oranges

[rocky vale]

[wise mortar]

Dont fight

[grim edge]

orange cat vibes

[lapis brook]

What up

[grim edge]

@glass kiln orange cat vibes

[wise mortar]

How to join voice channel without getting harassed

[grim edge]

why do you get harassed?

[wise mortar]

Im a girl Uwu

[grim edge]

doubt, proof?

[wise mortar]

Wait

[grim edge]

ok

[wise mortar]

@radiant frost

[grim edge]

uhhh

doubt again

[jovial fable]

wow

[lapis brook]

Girl.

[orchid spade]

dimensional chess or fps chess

[grim edge]

regular chess

[orchid spade]

📷

[lapis brook]

Don't unmute

[grim edge]

you look very Indian

[orchid spade]

That wasn't a option lol

[grim edge]

always has been

[wise mortar]

@tribal silo racism

[grim edge]

@glass kiln snitching

[twilit river]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

what is this the snitchinton

[versed jetty]

how did you find this

[grim edge]

use @

[lapis brook]

Oof

[versed jetty]

ik

[twilit river]

If I can't get away with it he can't either😡

Speaking from experience☝️

[grim edge]

[silent frost]

guys did you smell my fart sorry

[versed jetty]

big foot lmfao

[tired parcel]

Bruh

Who is leaking joe picture

[versed jetty]

nobody

[tired parcel]

You know Joe?

[versed jetty]

i know

[silent frost]

guys i think i shatted a bit, just recently ate a hotdog i mixed with coconut oil and some magic coming from my witch friends

[wise mortar]

Joe chess coach playing sicilian najdorf

[versed jetty]

yea

[tired parcel]

You know another Joe?

[versed jetty]

please shut up

[tired parcel]

Bro you don't know

[wise mortar]

Ok ok we dont know joe

[grim edge]

I can show you joe

[worn anchor]

@white shuttle

[white shuttle]

@worn anchor here

[worn anchor]

Do u speak french its gonna be easier ?

[white shuttle]

Yeah

But french isnt allowed here

We're arguing abt french fries

[worn anchor]

<@&745328830649991179> Can we just speak another language for once plz ?

Bro ur site is clearly a belgium pov

Not any source or proof in here

[grim edge]

test

I'M TRUSTED HOORAY

[fleet scroll]

yay

[worn anchor]

Its like saying "yeah USA used to eat burgers before Germans"

Because its in the culture...

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-gif-24184464

[worn anchor]

How can u prove the opposite ? @white shuttle

[ancient mortar]

sup idiots

[white shuttle]

Innocent until proven guilty

[worn anchor]

Nah bro it doesnt work like that

[fleet scroll]

[grim edge]

candice

[worn anchor]

U gotta have proofs to admit something is yours

[lost ferry]

Englis

[white shuttle]

Its not mines

[worn anchor]

Im speaking about belgium

[lost ferry]

astralis

[worn anchor]

they gotta have proofs to admit fries are belong to them

Just saying "we used to eat it before trust me" is not a way to appropriate culture that easily

[lost ferry]

my brain rot from discord

[worn anchor]

France has the best gastronomy in the entire world and seeing that other countries wanna steal our culture is just approving my statement

[wise mortar]

Bast get your little brother here smh

[glass kiln]

Difficulty 1/5

[random drum]

Idk how this shit moderation has no shame before deleting a normal msg

[grim edge]

Which language do you prefer to use?

[fleet scroll]

both

[latent mirage]

English

[grim edge]

it was a complete coincidence this post came right beneath "Which language do you prefer to use", no context from that

[latent mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1262481376347951174/1266037954279641098/board.gif rate my game ( black )

[grim edge]

the option for both is "Or"

[fleet scroll]

fine I pick english

what do I win

[wise mortar]

When I smothered mate my opponent

[jovial fable]

i chose Or

[gloomy goblet]

What's up chat

[grim edge]

finally some competition to the all-consuming English

[warped sparrow]

Lativan

[grim edge]

the option "Or" is all other languages (other than English and Spanish)

https://link.chess.com/play/Ac2w9l

3 2 unrated

sorry wrong place

yeah I made these custom images

[upbeat viper]

Lol

[wise mortar]

Asker?

[glass kiln]

pretty simple integral u can do it 🦾

sausage in german be like

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-the-worst-worst-michael-scott-the-office-gif-16223186

[worn anchor]

French

[frigid zephyr]

greek

[worn anchor]

But the discussion is over nvm

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7qpGCsJpghrFHugwkPJcTB?si=XBSCFy-BRaSbLcPz7pGZew

[grim edge]

Okay.

K

[fleet scroll]

do you like metal

[grim edge]

oke

i am waiting for bast's green light

he's my manager

[worn anchor]

pi/4 ?

[grim edge]

you know what, nvm

[grim edge]

Not particularly

[marsh wave]

lil bro who pinged me

[glass kiln]

Exactly 💯💯

Did you actually evaluate it or wolframalpha lol

[grim edge]

Hi @upbeat viper

Dahlia 1v1?

[marsh wave]

any ya'll play 960 hmu

[grim edge]

@glass kiln hi :3
Can I get autograph?

[marsh wave]

otherwise i've retired

[glass kiln]

Not home rn

[grim edge]

Ok

[glass kiln]

:3