💬〡general-off-topic

[minor owl]

Yes leave

[bitter echo]

Y’all think a digital chessboard is worth it

[lament jacinth]

Mo

If u want a digital chess board download chess.com

Actually i lied

Download lichess

[white shuttle]

Get a normal wooden board

[bitter echo]

I have

But I have nobody to play whit

[white shuttle]

From olive wood originating from the Mediterranean

[white shuttle]

Ur parents

[grim edge]

U can train me

[bitter echo]

Im better than them so I always win

[white shuttle]

@lichessbetter got banned

[white shuttle]

Influence ur sublings ti play

[bitter echo]

I’m also better than them

[bitter echo]

Wat do you mean

[white shuttle]

Teach them

[white shuttle]

Play with ur mom and dad

[bitter echo]

They don’t care about chess that much my brother gets bored playing chess after a few minutes

[white shuttle]

Play blitz agaisnt him

Join a cheese club

*chess

[bitter echo]

Yes I did but I’m way better then them

[white shuttle]

Bully them till they get good

[umbral wind]

You stink

[bitter echo]

[sweet yoke]

no u

[umbral wind]

Jia-chan what did I tell you about going on this server

[sweet yoke]

what …

[umbral wind]

Don’t say what you’re making me feel #awkssssssssss

https://tenor.com/view/a-little-bit-awkward-love-is-blind-uncomfortable-embarrassed-disconcerted-gif-7087180328501280567

[sweet yoke]

why do u have periods of time where u need to baka-fy urself

grown ass adult man😭😭

[umbral wind]

Good point.

[sweet yoke]

‘uwu profile pics’

[umbral wind]

That’s acc what I typed too lmao

[sweet yoke]

i know

[umbral wind]

I was only trolling I promise 🤧

[sweet yoke]

sure u are🤨

[grim edge]

lost on time

[umbral wind]

As a man, why don’t you premove Kxf5

[lament jacinth]

#💬〡chess-talk

[grim edge]

"you didnt see a knight hanging what a 950"

[wise mortar]

#💬〡trusted-off-topic

[grim edge]

yeah wrong chat

[umbral wind]

King can’t stay defending f5 so you premove it

Easy peesy lemon drawy

[wise mortar]

Do not listen to her

[umbral wind]

At the end of the day

She joined a server called ‘chess.com’

[fervent comet]

alte

[lost ferry]

lalo or gus
1 = lalo

2 = gus
(BCS)

[fervent comet]

gus

[wise mortar]

We won against Liya guys

[fervent comet]

how

[wise mortar]

Shush and enjoy the victory

[primal fern]

what does that even mean...

[wise mortar]

Connect your account now

[umbral wind]

Neuro-kun don’t ask questions

[velvet glade]

Hi

[sweet yoke]

exactly what it means

[terse hedge]

Gus i didnt watch bcs

[sweet yoke]

finnie boy …

[lost ferry]

hm, I will recommend you, watching bcs as well

[terse hedge]

I mean I watch first 5 ep

[lost ferry]

anyways I'm preassuming majority of the people would say gus anyways

[primal fern]

i didn't know there was someone here weirder than me

[umbral wind]

ILL STOP 😭😭

[sweet yoke]

it’s okay🩷 embrace ur true self finnie🩷

[umbral wind]

🙄 Ight let’s be real now

[fervent comet]

no

[fervent comet]

lets be fake

[lost ferry]

You arent weird but need some satire made up lines

[terse hedge]

Oh hi perry

[fervent comet]

hi

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/gitapro1-gitajah13-gif-13744949677666979393

[primal fern]

Love is a many-legged thing, with human skin, and no eyes.

[terse hedge]

Do a face reveal perry

[fervent comet]

better minon gif

[umbral wind]

I get it

[fervent comet]

nuh uh

[terse hedge]

Yuh uh

[velvet glade]

2800 - 2999 ratings??

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/perry-the-platypus-phineas-and-ferb-pnf-dr-doofenshmirtz-perry-gif-26543370

[terse hedge]

Nah alte ur black

[fervent comet]

face reveal

[terse hedge]

Wait are u perry the platypus

[sweet yoke]

what finnie boy🩷

[wise mortar]

@glass kiln racism

[umbral wind]

Yes ma’am or sir

[fervent comet]

yes

[terse hedge]

😦

[umbral wind]

I’m not like that shush I’m tooo bored

[sweet yoke]

it’s okay… i’ll have ur back through thick and thin 🩷

[velvet glade]

Do you play on chess.com?

[terse hedge]

Stop rizzing a minor

[sweet yoke]

if he’s a minor then what am i

[umbral wind]

And when the water cools

[wise mortar]

A major

[fervent comet]

they both are not minors i am pretty sure

[fervent comet]

lol

[sweet yoke]

i’m pretty sure he’s older than me too

[terse hedge]

Well drake will be sad

[umbral wind]

I can be a minor if you want me to be

[primal pond]

He is 13

[sweet yoke]

ew

[umbral wind]

Wait that sounds awful

[terse hedge]

Drake want u

[sweet yoke]

litch

[wise mortar]

@viscid jacinth

[umbral wind]

I didn’t proof read that one

[primal pond]

All minors should be banned on discord

[terse hedge]

I'm a minor too

[sweet yoke]

disappointing tsk tsk

[umbral wind]

Anyway im not a minor get away from me minor

[terse hedge]

Nah

[terse hedge]

Bro is 12

[umbral wind]

Yeah I act 12 don’t I

[velvet glade]

Can we play?

[spark apex]

sup pzr

[wise mortar]

Dont be weird chat

[desert acorn]

YOOOO

WASSUP CHAT

[umbral wind]

What’s up Kibitzer

[fervent comet]

erm what the sigma

[terse hedge]

Ban him

[desert acorn]

aight

[spark apex]

how to be 2900 i suck

[sweet yoke]

fancy seeing y here

[desert acorn]

hey pooks

[sweet yoke]

hysterical 😛😛

[umbral wind]

I’m not 2900 either 😪

[terse hedge]

Jia why did u join chess.com server

[sweet yoke]

hey mamabear

[spark apex]

fin you might have the highest blitz peak of anyone with more than 1k msgs in the server

[sweet yoke]

i sometimes want to learn

[umbral wind]

Is that a flex

[spark apex]

I can't maintain 2800 at a consistent level

[desert acorn]

ive been wanting to acquire a new guitar for quite some time but everything is so EXPENSIVE

[terse hedge]

Nah u are finding some minors

[desert acorn]

❤️

[spark apex]

if I could I could probably get 2900 via random fluctuation

[sweet yoke]

💀💀💀

[sweet yoke]

omg me too

[desert acorn]

i dont see the problem!!!!!!!

[umbral wind]

2900 is tough cos you gotta get the right opponents

[terse hedge]

Drake show ur self

[umbral wind]

Playing people liek Rasmus Svane every other game doesn’t help things

[sweet yoke]

i need to learn it first tho i’ve graduated ukulele years ago

[desert acorn]

Drake drake go away

[terse hedge]

Rizz up kid another day

[daring hinge]

smash

[desert acorn]

ive been playing for liek 8 years 😭

[wise mortar]

@viscid jacinth

[fervent comet]

💀

[sweet yoke]

me w piano but i can’t bring it into my dorm OVERSEAS😭😭😭

[fervent comet]

can we stop talking about drake

[desert acorn]

I wanna learn piano

[wise mortar]

Erm you can buy keyboard

[terse hedge]

Ok ok

[sweet yoke]

expensive for a college student

[terse hedge]

What is ur favorite song

[fervent comet]

take it carry it

carry it on ur back

[sweet yoke]

very easy and fun and doesn’t hurt ur fingers

[wise mortar]

Keyboard arent that expensive tbh

[sweet yoke]

on the plane?

[fervent comet]

yea

[wise mortar]

Depends

[round oar]

my country have a sad day :sob

[desert acorn]

the calluses on my finger tips 💀

[sweet yoke]

when ur used to the crispness of a real grand piano

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/piano-guitar-balance-talent-wtf-gif-3449545

[round oar]

😭

[terse hedge]

Which country

[fervent comet]

just like that

[sweet yoke]

every keyboard sucks

[round oar]

vietnam

[sweet yoke]

so me

[wise mortar]

Classist smh

[sweet yoke]

seasoned 😭😭

[fervent comet]

so u act sad all day or what

[round oar]

u search phu trong

[umbral wind]

Try getting the Razer Huntsman V3 pro mini

[sweet yoke]

real so real

[round oar]

u see

[fervent comet]

DONG

[primal pond]

I like QWERTY

[sweet yoke]

finnie i have no idea what ur talking abt 🩷🩷

[desert acorn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2I8rOFQ9PsmMMAf0WlzgG8?si=b8b4cddcd00640b5 this song is ass but ive always like the piano intro

[round oar]

tommorow is state funeral

[sweet yoke]

me when the french use AWERTY

[fervent comet]

it is this keyboard

[round oar]

??????

[sweet yoke]

is it crispy

[fervent comet]

yea pretty good

[desert acorn]

it hurt so much when developing them but now i just feel nothing

[round oar]

traffic key board

[desert acorn]

i have a keychron k8 🔥

[sweet yoke]

that’s honestly what scares me

[round oar]

im using laptop

[sweet yoke]

but i wanna be able to sing still so i’ll prolly start learning it

[desert acorn]

u just gotta push through lmao

[umbral wind]

Shh I think she was talking about the instrument not actual keyboards

[warped sparrow]

u know sveshnikov sicilian?

[sweet yoke]

wow ur so smart🩷

[umbral wind]

I do yes

[wise mortar]

Wait you guys have calluses from piano?! How

[desert acorn]

i play guitar

[sweet yoke]

guitar ahahah

[fervent comet]

oh ..

[wise mortar]

Oh yeah guitar

[fervent comet]

we messed up

[white shuttle]

Whats a calluse

[desert acorn]

ive been trying to convice my friend to do some vocals on a song im writing but bro is so lazy

[sweet yoke]

i have calluses from speed writing my final of 20 pages

[desert acorn]

Corns and calluses are thick, hardened layers of skin that develop when the skin tries to protect itself against friction or pressure

[sweet yoke]

good luck 🔥🔥

[white shuttle]

Yeah i think i got them

From trolling on roblox and being a keyboard warrior yrolling on twitter

A lil catfishing too

[warped sparrow]

ok,can we play a game where u go e4 c5 nf3 nc6 d4 cxd4 Nxd4 Nf6 Nc3 e5 Ndb5 d6 Bg5 a6 Na3 b5 Nd5 Qa5+ c3 Nxe4 as black?

[wise mortar]

Nahh

[desert acorn]

u wont develop a calluses from typing 😭

[white shuttle]

Just A lil

[umbral wind]

No cos who plays Qa5

[wise mortar]

Fym a little

[white shuttle]

When u do so at 150wmp for hours a day u do

[wise mortar]

Bro a bot

[desert acorn]

shut up + ratio

[white shuttle]

A lil that it dont hurt nobody

[warped sparrow]

its equal, but i just wanna play a funny line

[warped sparrow]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[fleet scroll]

I got carpal tunnel in both wrists from rhythm games

[white shuttle]

Bro they dont want to stop forcing it

[desert acorn]

HAHAHA

[fleet scroll]

<@&745328830649991179>

[white shuttle]

Why

[wise mortar]

RIP

[desert acorn]

Eh

[white shuttle]

Acc im not involved

[umbral wind]

You make me sick

[white shuttle]

Dont count me as an accomplice

[wise mortar]

Nah you are his gang

[fleet scroll]

cry about it

[warped sparrow]

<@&745328830649991179>

[white shuttle]

Didnt do nun ong

[fleet scroll]

look, the person that was the recipient also pinged. it's not appropriate for a chess server.

[warped sparrow]

so can we pls play a game there

[desert acorn]

this is here doe

Sooooo

[white shuttle]

Anitta got privileges

Unfair but u gotta deal eith it

[umbral wind]

Write the funny line in notation

[desert acorn]

I dont care too much

[fervent comet]

hello

[wise mortar]

This user too mods

[umbral wind]

Good point there

[fervent comet]

😔

[white shuttle]

Everyone present mods

[desert acorn]

and dis

[warped sparrow]

@worn ice

[warped sparrow]

no, it wont be funny then

[desert acorn]

and this

[umbral wind]

Can’t remember the last time I laughed at an opening

[fervent comet]

funniest joke u can think of tell me

[umbral wind]

@fleet scroll

[warped sparrow]

pls bro, lets just play

[fleet scroll]

oh well, don't care

[umbral wind]

I’ll play you from the position you wrote out on discord

[white shuttle]

Damiano defence

[umbral wind]

How about that

[fervent comet]

play with with a queen and both rooks down

[warped sparrow]

yeah, im asking for that

[twilit river]

What did he say😳

[fervent comet]

deez nuts

[twilit river]

Just for that??? 😭🙏

[fervent comet]

yea

[desert acorn]

i said a lil more

abt connect it too a mouth

[umbral wind]

Yeah I mean let’s play on discord like blindfolded almost

[terse hedge]

Wait are u copying perrys name

[twilit river]

I got better things to do💀

[fervent comet]

yea copy cat

[desert acorn]

e4

[twilit river]

😭🙏

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-photocopier-xerox-kitty-kitten-gif-4678814265839579534

[warped sparrow]

okay, Nxe4 i go b4

[terse hedge]

I'm gonna report u

[grim edge]

The grapheme Š, š (S with caron) is used in various contexts representing the sh sound like in the word show, usually denoting the voiceless postalveolar fricative /ʃ/ or similar voiceless retroflex fricative /ʂ/.

yeah so basically the last character is a s + "h"

[umbral wind]

I knew it’d be this

Qxa3

[terse hedge]

Shut up

[warped sparrow]

Bxb5

[umbral wind]

Bast says Erm unironically

[umbral wind]

axb5

[warped sparrow]

Nc7+ Nxb5 premove

Bro my wifi is turning off and on

[fervent comet]

erm what the sigma

[umbral wind]

You’re premoving and shit I resign

[warped sparrow]

??

no like its equal the whole time

ok wait

[left silo]

Wait people actually say erm ironically? Erm wtf

[twilit river]

Erm

[warped sparrow]

so its Nc7+ Kd7 Nxb5 and if u move ur queen to like b2 its Qg4+ f5 Qxf5+ Ke8 Nc7# so u have to go Nxf2 Qf3 Nd3+ Qxd3 Nxb4 Qf3 if u go Nc2+ there is Kd2 Qc5 only move and then Qxf7+ Kc6 Qe8+ Kb6 Nd4 and ig Ra6 was the only move

[umbral wind]

wtf so you wanted a quick win against me!

Interesting tho. I might have to start playing it myself

On the black side

[muted moat]

What happened to avaryee

[warped sparrow]

WAIT

WHERE IS HE

[muted moat]

?

[upbeat viper]

fake news

I do say it ironically

[fervent comet]

erm what the sigma

[upbeat viper]

Trying to adapt to these youngsters

[warped sparrow]

there is also this

[fervent comet]

old bast

[warped sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-your-honor-my-client-nuh-uh-gif-11334700374005151603

[fervent comet]

OOO MR GOODMAN

[warped sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-sukuna-blue-role-gif-9616769450398266991

[upbeat viper]

Sukuna L

[warped sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-role-irrelevant-opinion-jjk-blip-roleist-gif-15416531392849771121

[upbeat viper]

Hollow Purple: Imaginary Ban Hammer

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[warped sparrow]

Domain expansion: Ultimate Beaver's Dam

[umbral wind]

This is the equal one right

[upbeat viper]

Simple domain : Mod abuse

Watchu gonna do huh

[grim edge]

hmmm?

[warped sparrow]

@upbeat viper (he won with this in titled tuesday and got accused os cheating)

[warped sparrow]

its like -0.5

[fervent comet]

nerds

[upbeat viper]

disrespect moment

[warped sparrow]

Summon: @worn ice

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/mahoraga-adapts-mahoraga-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-9789657328332438424

that's Albert ?

[warped sparrow]

yeah

[sullen isle]

Kashimo solos your favourite character 🥱⚡🌩️

[warped sparrow]

Summon: @glass kiln

[upbeat viper]

Kashimo ?

naaah

[fleet scroll]

goku solos jjk

[grim edge]

okay

[twilit river]

<@&745328830649991179> self promotion

[white shuttle]

NO IM NOT DONE VOTING

Who was the person

[wise mortar]

Done

[torpid lintel]

What was that for Bast?
Is that because I did a big blunder? 👀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> MOHIT (mohit)

This is the Chess.com profile of mohit. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: MOHIT (mohit)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1507 (1814 peak)
Blitz: 1399 (1583 peak)
Bullet: 1299 (1435 peak)

[torpid lintel]

But getting back after doing some pawn structure study

(was 1400 haha

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nox

This is the Chess.com profile of nox. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: True
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2198 (peak)
Blitz: 2161 (peak)
Bullet: 2005 (peak)

[fleet scroll]

<@&745328830649991179>

[muted moat]

Me when bird

[urban siren]

https://tenor.com/view/dudu-bubu-kisses-gif-18412053915184054207

[sullen isle]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[warped sparrow]

skibididididididiid

[sour peak]

https://tenor.com/view/acrossthedigitalsea-gif-13176069097085167596

[glossy radish]

lovebird?

[primal pond]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

Get Trusted Role to post gifs

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExM2phcmE0Z2YyYnExZnEycmg5dzRxY3lheWhhbWx5a29jMmYzNTVkaCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/R8Op9NmNzz3HjJGNdS/giphy.gif

[cinder zenith]

[grim edge]

impressive

[lapis brook]

What a try hard

[peak plank]

W nice gifs

[trail prism]

Dude I received money randomly

[primal pond]

Wrong place to tell lol

[trail prism]

Oh shit this not WhatsApp

[burnt turtle]

no swearing >:C

[trail prism]

Go duck

[primal pond]

Bro thinks poop is a swear word

[burnt turtle]

yes

[trail prism]

So u say u hate lgbt

[burnt turtle]

THATS NOT IMPORTANT

[trail prism]

Gay ass monke

[quick quartz]

Why are Tik Tok dudes genuinely creepy

[burnt turtle]

look at insta comments

[quick quartz]

They are more offensive than creepy

[trail prism]

Cuz TikTok shithole

[quick quartz]

I have a question

Oh no, the 5 second delay is back

[slate owl]

edgy ahh kid

[trail prism]

Who? where?

Nvm, duck u adelynn

[slate owl]

ok

i hate you too

idk why everyone mad at me

i just never get a piece of support that i need

[trail prism]

Still cuz of drawings?

[slate owl]

its everything i ever ask for

[quick quartz]

Is it normal for a girl to hug her male classmates while having a bf?

[sweet yoke]

yes

[trail prism]

Depends

[quick quartz]

Or should I just throw her away🥱

[sweet yoke]

??? it’s just being friendly??

[quick quartz]

Ew

[quick quartz]

What the flip

[trail prism]

How does she hug em like in which way

[arctic heart]

it really does

[trail prism]

That's why it depends

[quick quartz]

Around the waist

[sweet yoke]

unless she’s not feeling him up i assume it’s normal???🤨

[broken kraken]

yeah, there's a line between being friendly, and girls are usually more physically friendly than blokes are

[trail prism]

Is she a midget ?

[silent quest]

Its fine unless its mine

[harsh coyote]

Can y'all rate my art?

[trail prism]

Top I rate it 9/11

[silent quest]

Good job warrior

[harsh coyote]

Fair enough

[quick quartz]

And if your Gf allows her friends to touch her inappropriately (they all female) is that right?

[broken kraken]

scratch it on the inside of an asylum to make it seem more authentic

[versed jetty]

so funny

[trail prism]

Ye

[harsh coyote]

I already done it

[broken kraken]

depends how comfortable you are with that

[silent quest]

You should go to therapy mate

[arctic heart]

they weird

[quick quartz]

💀

[sweet yoke]

wdym omg😭😭

[quick quartz]

Then hell nah

[versed jetty]

wym???

[round harness]

WATCH ME LIVE ON KICK LINK IN MY BIO

[trail prism]

Men tend to touch each other asses for example

[arctic heart]

how can someone get confortable with that

[versed jetty]

no

[quick quartz]

Tf are you talking about lil bro?

[sweet yoke]

oh that’s normal

[trail prism]

At least that's what they do around me

[quick quartz]

Like she makes her friends touch her booty, obviously pants on, and she does it to them too

[arctic heart]

she makes?

[broken kraken]

I have slapped my homies on the ass more times than I care to imagine and been slapped similarly while in a relationship

[quick quartz]

Let me cheat on her

[trail prism]

Ye it normal

[sweet yoke]

LMFAO 😭😭 i mean my friend does that and her boyfriend doesn’t mind at all

[versed jetty]

using stockfish?

[silent quest]

as i said go to therapy

[toxic ether]

tell ur gf to hmu

[trail prism]

Nah

[quick quartz]

Hell nah, you're tweaking

[grim edge]

@stuck kestrel humble this kid again

[sweet yoke]

what a good boyfriend

[quick quartz]

Where's the boundaries

[toxic ether]

hey how u doin

[sweet yoke]

i think ur a bit out of touch w reality

[stuck kestrel]

nah

[trail prism]

Ya just braindead

[broken kraken]

fundamentally, if you don't like it, it's on you to leave it

[slate owl]

my boys do that too so i assume its normal for girls to do that

[arctic heart]

just break up bro

[quick quartz]

Stfu lil bro😭

[trail prism]

Overprotective ahh

[sweet yoke]

literally

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-joey-tribbiani-matt-le-blanc-smile-how-you-doin-gif-16786795

[toxic ether]

ill show her a real man

[broken kraken]

anything more complex than that is just stupid

[sweet yoke]

it’s her girl friends why would u care she’s not ur property💀

[quick quartz]

If she goes low, I go lower

[sweet yoke]

real

[toxic ether]

im doing great now im speaking w you

[trail prism]

At the moment*

[sweet yoke]

yea it doesn’t work like that

[quick quartz]

You're a kid who plays roblox, stfu and play in a sandbox

[sweet yoke]

oookay

[toxic ether]

ill give her the love she deserves

[sweet yoke]

pop off

[quick quartz]

💀Boundaries

[trail prism]

I am a misogin sorry :)

[slate owl]

lil bro your ass was hitting on my like 2 seconds ago

[trail prism]

I think I said it in Romanian

[toxic ether]

and ive moved on

[stuck kestrel]

yoghurt male fr

[slate owl]

stop being down bad

[quick quartz]

Log off lil bro. Get your mama to love you first

[broken kraken]

if you're uncomfortable with it, I'd just break up and find someone who you can be comfortable with

[toxic ether]

people change OK CALM IT DOWN

[silent quest]

Ducky ducky

[sweet yoke]

😭😭😭 u said it like it was nothing

[broken kraken]

all this eye for an eye shit is crap

[trail prism]

Ye :)

[sweet yoke]

tell em

[quick quartz]

I'll do that, after I cheat on her

[stuck kestrel]

sup

[sweet yoke]

literally

[trail prism]

Can u gimme her number

[broken kraken]

bait comment
immediately disregard

[trail prism]

I wanna send ss

[arctic heart]

don't look for reasons to cheat,just cheat at that point

[sweet yoke]

you love her u wouldn’t do that to her

[grim edge]

you need to repent

[toxic ether]

hey shawty

[stuck kestrel]

are u actually dumb bro

[silent quest]

Can i buy you

[quick quartz]

You're from Europe

[trail prism]

And seek Jesus

[toxic ether]

you lighten up my day like a sunrise expelling the darkness

[stuck kestrel]

not anymore. its 2024 now

[trail prism]

Romanian

[quick quartz]

I love her, but clearly. She doesn't deserve me

[sweet yoke]

i wonder why you say that

[arctic heart]

cap

[quick quartz]

She doesn't bro

[grim edge]

get blinded

[stuck kestrel]

cuz ur unironically engaging with a troll

[sleek oriole]

didnt you say this like weeks ago?

[trail prism]

YouTube shorts alpha ahh mentality

[silent quest]

She deserves @toxic ether , hand her over to him

[stuck kestrel]

i support lustrious

[quick quartz]

Where tf is the boundaries, ion give a damn if they're girls too

[broken kraken]

agreed tbh

[toxic ether]

id let you blind me so ur face is permantly etched into my brain

[sweet yoke]

this is discord💀💀 ppl are socially super unaware seriously

[silent quest]

unfortunate

[sweet yoke]

me too

[toxic ether]

true

[arctic heart]

not how it works

[broken kraken]

troll or 13y/o, no difference

[sweet yoke]

LMFAOOO RIZZ

[stuck kestrel]

go get her lustrious !!1, 😟🥰

[quick quartz]

Weeks ago is an overstatement

[trail prism]

Wsp patch

[toxic ether]

Maybe im just different to you

[umbral wind]

Dahlia is mine

[toxic ether]

EDITED

[silent quest]

💀💀

[grim edge]

suffer

[versed jetty]

wtf??

[broken kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/after-life-breast-milk-pudding-heave-sick-ricky-gervais-gif-17857587

[sweet yoke]

this is the server where a guy seriously asked if a girl smiling at him meant that she wanted him

[stuck kestrel]

Photoshop. smear campagin 😡

[trail prism]

Wanna play an unranked match :D ?

[sweet yoke]

LMFAOOO

[versed jetty]

proof

[umbral wind]

I get used for chess😪

[stuck kestrel]

maybe she did

[toxic ether]

GO LOOK AT THE ORGINAL MESSAGE

[minor spoke]

👀

[sweet yoke]

lustrous is right i can vouch

[stuck kestrel]

fellow duck

[trail prism]

Oh so u not wanna :(

[quick quartz]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[slate owl]

did you leave pun pun 😦

[vestal basin]

Hi

[trail prism]

:3 quack

[sweet yoke]

😭😭😭 bye

[vestal basin]

Bro is here

[toxic ether]

id suffer any pain to have the ablity to speak to you another time

[trail prism]

https://tenor.com/view/el-punpun-punpun-goodnight-punpun-pun-oyasumi-punpun-gif-27009826

[umbral wind]

Wait it doesn’t mean that?

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-my-beloved-gif-3056565435677330496

[stuck kestrel]

family reunion fr

[minor spoke]

Help

[umbral wind]

Sorry I had to

[versed jetty]

"(edited)"

[quick quartz]

I wonder how much of these dudes here actually e-date

[vestal basin]

Pakistanni and indian damn

[toxic ether]

#💬〡chess-talk message LITERAL SLANDER ON MY NAME

[broken kraken]

tfw the girl behind the bar isn't actually infatuated with me, she's just trying to sell me a drink so I'll go away

[sweet yoke]

finnie we went over that already!!! and looking at you doesn’t mean she wants u either :))

[grim edge]

“To love is to suffer and there can be no love otherwise.”
― Fyodor Dostoevsky

[umbral wind]

So Jia when you smiled at me.. I-

[stuck kestrel]

Only pakistanis/indians will get this

[slate owl]

you litterally said "im kidding dawg" after that????????

[sweet yoke]

when did this happen

[toxic ether]

oh shit

[minor spoke]

Wait if the latter holds then ur creepy

[sweet yoke]

when did i ever

[stuck kestrel]

thats fin?? 😭

[trail prism]

Women complex I'm starting to want to remain single

[sweet yoke]

no im clowning

[toxic ether]

id go through any quests just to look into ur eyes another time

[umbral wind]

Oh wow

[minor spoke]

No ofc not

[stuck kestrel]

fin took the dark path

[quick quartz]

Fin;oil

[vestal basin]

Damn

[sweet yoke]

😛😛

[stuck kestrel]

what about men

[umbral wind]

Back in the day

[sweet yoke]

when

[trail prism]

I am not gay

[umbral wind]

March-April

[stuck kestrel]

why not

[toxic ether]

I can change you if u give me a shot

[sweet yoke]

this is absurd are u serious

[trail prism]

Starting to go in asexual territory for some reason

[umbral wind]

No😭😭😭

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

[sweet yoke]

okay i was worried

[quick quartz]

Chat, a girl touched my jacket by 0.2picometers, you think she likes me?

[broken kraken]

[minor spoke]

Ur making a mistake

[arctic heart]

she's the one for you

[umbral wind]

Worried for punpun? Yeah I would be too

[silent quest]

I shouldn't have opened discord

[trail prism]

I'm starting to not feel love in a romantic way for either men or women nor any being

[quick quartz]

Maybe she likes me

[pulsar pivot]

dont let me catch you saying that sped shit again or its finna be over for you lil 🥷

[quick quartz]

💀

[grim edge]

nice

[sweet yoke]

yea bro

[broken kraken]

it's like watching a car crash, I can see the flames but I can't take my eyes off the wreckage

[minor spoke]

Go for it

[toxic ether]

so may i ask, how you are doing?

[stuck kestrel]

ill pray that u bag a baddie 🙏 😔 🫂

[sweet yoke]

hate watching

[trail prism]

I'ma become a monk maybe

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

[toxic ether]

those car crash compliations on youtube are fire content

[arctic heart]

please do

[minor spoke]

Blind urself

[trail prism]

Go duck urself

[broken kraken]

nah hate watching is different, I'm not annoyed by the chat, it's just nuts

[sweet yoke]

no i love hate watching

[arctic heart]

rude

[stuck kestrel]

kawasaki

[minor spoke]

Wth is hate watching

[sweet yoke]

lolol at least someone has common sense

[broken kraken]

if I wanted to hatewatch I'd go into the Empire at War discord and make a comment about how any part of Star Wars is good

[toxic ether]

watching something just to shit on it

[sweet yoke]

ur too much of a boomer to get ur

[umbral wind]

Sorry guys chess.com crunchlabs grand finals is on 🤓

[broken kraken]

and watch 30 neckbeards blow up about how it's actually bad

[quick quartz]

The urge to punch someone who's kind to me at school

[minor spoke]

Dang then what r u

[trail prism]

https://tenor.com/view/filthy-frank-pink-guy-cinnamon-yelling-gif-5628912

[grim edge]

good

[sweet yoke]

@sleek oriole the typa shit you’d say

[slate owl]

can someone get me a cat

[minor spoke]

Bros catching strays

[stuck kestrel]

thats something neurolink would say or some mod

[arctic heart]

they're free

[broken kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-of-the-colossus-kitty-cat-dog-confused-gif-17832094

[sweet yoke]

ok edgelord

[sleek oriole]

literally dont know what that is

[toxic ether]

amazing to hear, only wish for the greatest of days for you. and if days of sadness come then it will only remind you how good the happy days are.

[quick quartz]

Wdym, Habibi?

[toxic ether]

Sure thing

[sweet yoke]

shut up u chess tournament enjoyer😭

[sweet yoke]

oh this is giving me war flashbacks

[stuck kestrel]

i just picked one off the street

[umbral wind]

For real why’s everyone so nice nowadays i just want to wreak havoc and watch the world burn

[trail prism]

If I will say u r word I'ma get muted again

[grim edge]

nice

[minor spoke]

This is from the pov of a 400

[sweet yoke]

shut up

[broken kraken]

rhubarb

[quick quartz]

Thank you

[minor spoke]

U got this

[sleek oriole]

im sorry i like chess 😠

[sweet yoke]

i beat @sleek oriole

[umbral wind]

Chlamydia

[stuck kestrel]

kidney dead

[minor spoke]

Where’s the grind

[toxic ether]

would it be permissible for me to send you a friend request?

[silent quest]

Choose the "i hate my pee colour" role

[minor spoke]

💀in what world

[sweet yoke]

i beat rating 1800 BITCH

[sweet yoke]

TELL HIM

[grim edge]

i am not friendly

[minor spoke]

I’m scared what

[arctic heart]

Lustrious chill

[quick quartz]

If I unleash my anger... the world isn't ready to see....

[minor spoke]

No way

[sweet yoke]

WHAT

[umbral wind]

Ugh you’re such a slay

[stuck kestrel]

let him cook

[sweet yoke]

LMFAOOO

[quick quartz]

Say it

[toxic ether]

I do not see that as an issue that this current moment

[grim edge]

thanks bb

[minor spoke]

Long known fact huh

[grim edge]

how can i get women?

[sleek oriole]

if we are being real i think she hung her queen then got a takeback, then she beat me. oh wait im not supposed to say that

[minor spoke]

Erm

[toxic ether]

I can coach for some bread

[grim edge]

respect my boundaries

[quick quartz]

1867

[sweet yoke]

btch ur not supposed to say that

[minor spoke]

💀💀💀

[umbral wind]

You let her win 🥱

[grim edge]

girl in class called me creepy

[broken kraken]

@trail prism you dm me to call me the R word because discord blocked you from doing it??

[minor spoke]

🧐

[sweet yoke]

shut up it’s the end result that matters!!!!

[stuck kestrel]

sigma

[broken kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-ratones-coloraos-laugh-meme-laughing-man-gif-24899295

[quick quartz]

I trust her 100%

[toxic ether]

All you need to do is say the word and i will respect ur feelings.

[umbral wind]

W

[minor spoke]

I can shoot someone and win

[grim edge]

girl in my class caught me smelling her hair

[minor spoke]

Wait I have a visual

[sweet yoke]

hey don’t call him that😡

[arctic heart]

wyd

[sleek oriole]

that is true. i mean i did try my best and you beat me after so that deserves credit

[toxic ether]

No because that ususally works, do it on another one

[silent quest]

Rookie

[grim edge]

i told her i have a 570 elo rating

she didnt care

[sweet yoke]

david .

[quick quartz]

Do you have a 500 million power in

[umbral wind]

I taste porky pies

[grim edge]

be a gentleman and respect my boundaries

[sleek oriole]

sup

[toxic ether]

Exactly what im doing madam

[quick quartz]

Nice face

[sweet yoke]

how do u even remember the game lol

[sweet yoke]

try ur luck on someone else

[toxic ether]

hey x

[silent quest]

Im taking that

[sweet yoke]

no not me let me choose someone

[toxic ether]

aight

[sleek oriole]

i remember positions from that game. am i doomed

[sweet yoke]

@umbral wind him

[toxic ether]

@umbral wind how are you doing?

[silent quest]

Fin is mine

[toxic ether]

i do hope you are doig well

[minor spoke]

He’s just calling u the X chromosome

[sweet yoke]

yes

[arctic heart]

th going on chess talk

[sweet yoke]

no

[sleek oriole]

wtf you are 2900

[umbral wind]

You don’t want me the only thing I love is death grrr

[grim edge]

uhmmm how should i respond to this?

[sweet yoke]

he’s the guy i told u was goated

[toxic ether]

i think my doctor said im missing one of those

[sweet yoke]

he’s being shy

[grim edge]

i have an extra chromosome

[minor spoke]

That’s the spirit

[sleek oriole]

can you ask him if i can have a game with him for me pls

[umbral wind]

😭😭

[toxic ether]

if u love death then i am death. if you love nothing then i am nothing. if u love someone then i am that someone.

[sweet yoke]

don’t touch finnie boy queen😡😡

[sweet yoke]

finnie boy can u have a game with david

[arctic heart]

leave some women for the rest

[minor spoke]

Bye chat hope u lose rating

🫡

[sweet yoke]

AHAHAHAHHAHA

[toxic ether]

sorry lil dawg

[umbral wind]

He’ll have to say please

[sweet yoke]

david say please

[quick quartz]

Bro pulling all the Furries with this one 😈

[sweet yoke]

i’m such a good matchmaker

[sleek oriole]

please

[umbral wind]

I’ve been looking for someone to die with..

[toxic ether]

Then i am already dead

[umbral wind]

Challenge me

[sleek oriole]

also can you be my personal choace or is that too much

coach*

[sweet yoke]

he doesn’t coach 😭😭

[grim edge]

uhmm how do i respond to this again?

[umbral wind]

Coach😭

[quick quartz]

Bros the rizzler

[sleek oriole]

sush

[quick quartz]

Duke Dennis

[broken kraken]

fell out of an episode of Bridgerton

[sweet yoke]

omg what season

[toxic ether]

im downbad asf icl

[sleek oriole]

whats your cc name

[sweet yoke]

finnie boy coach me xoxo

[sweet yoke]

yes wbk

[umbral wind]

Can you do lichess pretty please, it’s easier on phone

[sleek oriole]

sure

[broken kraken]

haven't seen the latest season, my gf wants us to watch it so whenever I get roped into that

[sweet yoke]

no way he’s actually agreeing

[umbral wind]

High Rating gets privileges

[sweet yoke]

i haven’t watched the polin season either but they told me it was a let down

[umbral wind]

Oh you mean me agreeing

[sweet yoke]

OH WOW .

[umbral wind]

Yeah I don’t normally but as he’s your friend..

[sweet yoke]

WOWOWOW

[broken kraken]

if you liked Bridgerton, Queen Charlotte is p good

[sleek oriole]

i sent a link

[sweet yoke]

yeah whatever i know what u are

[umbral wind]

I THOUGHT YOU MEANT HIM AGREEING TO PLAY ON LICHESS

[broken kraken]

I'm not one for crying, but one of the final scenes broke me like a twig

[sweet yoke]

yesss i loved kate and anthony the most tho

[toxic ether]

im cooked

[sweet yoke]

IKR

[quick quartz]

Bro, do people actually believe in Past lives?

[sweet yoke]

whatever finnie boy

[sleek oriole]

wdym lichess is just as easy 😭

[sweet yoke]

no to play i mean

[sweet yoke]

what happened

[toxic ether]

im too broken

[sweet yoke]

ur like a broken record

[toxic ether]

fr

[sleek oriole]

now i understand

[toxic ether]

hey davie x

[sleek oriole]

?

[sweet yoke]

😭😭😭

[toxic ether]

u going well?

[sleek oriole]

im beating fin

[grim edge]

I'm beating you

[sweet yoke]

errrrm

[toxic ether]

cute

[sweet yoke]

i’ll tell him to use my method

[grim edge]

Dahlia 1v1?

[grim edge]

the one person i know who can beat him is Max

not right now

[sleek oriole]

gg

was the opening interesting?

[toxic ether]

i think your really interesting

[sweet yoke]

already?

[sleek oriole]

who are you

[sweet yoke]

that fast?

[umbral wind]

I’ve seen it a thousand times to be very honest

[sleek oriole]

was it cool

[toxic ether]

ur future lover

[sleek oriole]

you were literally scared to take my sacrafice

[grim edge]

No im his future lover

[umbral wind]

It would be cool if I take your knight but I know better

[sweet yoke]

🥶🥶

[sleek oriole]

yeah you should have taken it 2800

thats the top computer move

[sweet yoke]

finnie boy play me 😏😏

[grim edge]

Can I play you instead?

[sleek oriole]

watch out with her she plays games

[umbral wind]

I thought e6 was? It’s very close begins at least

[toxic ether]

cheating on me??!!

[grim edge]

Fin sucks. I'm glad he isn't here anymore

[umbral wind]

Youre a player I know better

[sweet yoke]

my rating is so high you’d cry

[sleek oriole]

no you take, then retreat, i push the pawn then you go Nf3

[grim edge]

I'm 400

[sweet yoke]

well said

[sweet yoke]

who

[umbral wind]

I know e6 is just as good

[sweet yoke]

ouchie how😓😓

[toxic ether]

i thought we had smth special 😔

[umbral wind]

Taking is too complicated for me

[sweet yoke]

who’s we

[sleek oriole]

no because i cant have fun

[toxic ether]

another day another broken heart 😔

[umbral wind]

😪

[sweet yoke]

babygirl…

[umbral wind]

Shit..

[toxic ether]

💀

i cant do this anymore

[sweet yoke]

ngl i didn’t know it was u at first

[toxic ether]

shit got me dying

[sweet yoke]

yes u can

[sweet yoke]

no keep it up

[pliant mural]

you n me 😼

[umbral wind]

Yeah PZR is my old alias which most people know me by

[toxic ether]

kk

[umbral wind]

Short for Patzer

[sweet yoke]

what does it stand for even

[sweet yoke]

can u translate into european,

[umbral wind]

PatZeR = bad chess player

[warped sparrow]

whats ur title

[umbral wind]

I don’t have one

[sweet yoke]

finnie boy is his title

[warped sparrow]

yeah, lemme check

[toxic ether]

if we were in prison id tickle you

[sleek oriole]

so im higher rated then you

[sweet yoke]

BYE

[umbral wind]

Don’t check😰

[sweet yoke]

really?

[umbral wind]

I’d drop the soap on purpose

[toxic ether]

i know it

[sweet yoke]

wow. just wow.

[sleek oriole]

yes he said he donest have fide, i have 1594 💀

[white shuttle]

I wanna eat shawarma but my teeth hurt

[sweet yoke]

blend and drink

[toxic ether]

rip out ur teeth

[sweet yoke]

i thought he did

[umbral wind]

I do have FIDE

[sleek oriole]

oh you dont have a title, okay

[white shuttle]

I was just at the dentist

[umbral wind]

I’m also a NM but I got it for chess.com purposes I don’t like the title at all

[white shuttle]

A blended sandwich wouldnt taste good

[sweet yoke]

who knows

[sleek oriole]

how old r u

[white shuttle]

I already tried

[umbral wind]

18

[sweet yoke]

he’s my age

[umbral wind]

It would, easier to get down

[sweet yoke]

damn did it taste like vomit 😭😭

[white shuttle]

Nah

[sleek oriole]

do you like study chess every day?

[white shuttle]

Tasted like dog poop

[umbral wind]

No😭

[sleek oriole]

what about every other day

[sweet yoke]

how do u know it 😭

[umbral wind]

Nope my study is play some blitz

[white shuttle]

As i said i tried it

[sleek oriole]

do u have plans on fide titles

[sweet yoke]

no i mean …😭😭

[white shuttle]

Dog poop?

[umbral wind]

Yeah I’ll get FM easily, then IM will probably come soon after but GM is some work😪

[sweet yoke]

ye😭

[toxic ether]

if u get gm can we get married

[sleek oriole]

alright well lets see that happen. easier said then done

[sweet yoke]

hey loosen up

[sleek oriole]

chop chop you are getting old

[white shuttle]

I mean i never tried it but im sure it wouldnt taste good

[umbral wind]

Of course we can

[umbral wind]

Yeah I know my limits

[toxic ether]

Huzzah

[sweet yoke]

im telling you know who

[umbral wind]

No don’t.

[sweet yoke]

yes.

[umbral wind]

Please I’ll do anything

[sweet yoke]

no she says it’s too late

she just said she won’t pay for ur tournaments anymore

[umbral wind]

I’m messaging her rn

[toxic ether]

who lmao

[umbral wind]

My sugar mommy

[sweet yoke]

her

[grim edge]

sup

[toxic ether]

i can fufil that position

[toxic ether]

wassup gang

[umbral wind]

You’ll have to talk to her first

[toxic ether]

who am i askin

[marsh wave]

who?

what?

[umbral wind]

Her

[toxic ether]

Aight

[marsh wave]

ask em'

[peak plank]

Oh fin is here

[marsh wave]

who dey

[minor spoke]

I’m back

Hi back

[marsh wave]

you stole my line

[minor spoke]

Stop trolling

I’m not trolling

Stupid choclate shut

[umbral wind]

I’ve always been here

[minor spoke]

Creepy

[minor spoke]

We waiting 💪

[marsh wave]

i had a dream i get to cm last night lol

maybe one day!

[umbral wind]

FM is round the corner I just need to play tournaments 😪

[marsh wave]

but are you good?

[minor spoke]

Nah he’s absolute garbage

[marsh wave]

chocolate!

probably like a 400

[umbral wind]

Nah I’m just saying it for no reason

[minor spoke]

What do u think

[marsh wave]

i thought so

I think that there's an issue with this chat.

[grim edge]

interesting choices in life

[minor spoke]

@sweet yoke ur being summoned

[marsh wave]

i said nothing

[umbral wind]

Well you declined so

[sweet yoke]

wow my rating inflated 😍😍

[marsh wave]

fake news?

[sweet yoke]

hey 😡

[minor spoke]

By 100 sure

[umbral wind]

Whoops 😳

[sweet yoke]

by 400😍😍

[minor spoke]

Ggs checkers time

[marsh wave]

checkers is difficult though

how tf do the rooks move?

[toxic ether]

https://lidraughts.org

[minor spoke]

No it’s not 💀

[sweet yoke]

idk what’s checkers but i can play gomoku🩷

[minor spoke]

Gamepigeon?

[grim edge]

but it doesn't mean you have to go that low

[sweet yoke]

irl 😭😭

[marsh wave]

the ones on back rank in checkers are called rooks

[grim edge]

I am disappointed

[toxic ether]

i am a DEMON at gamepigeon 8ball

[minor spoke]

Oh that’s a W it’s fun

[marsh wave]

I'm good at cards...

[minor spoke]

Nah ud get clapped

[toxic ether]

nah i wouldnt

[minor spoke]

Can I appoint u

[toxic ether]

u dont understand my skills

[sweet yoke]

yah i play it with my family all the time

[grim edge]

to what?

[toxic ether]

im autistically good at game pigeon games

[sweet yoke]

bet

[minor spoke]

I play it on gamepigeon all the time 💀

[sweet yoke]

irl is different 😛😛

[minor spoke]

Sure

[minor spoke]

Good question

[sweet yoke]

@umbral wind redemption arc

[umbral wind]

True I need a guide

[toxic ether]

slide the digits shawty 😛

[minor spoke]

Cute