#💬〡general-off-topic
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How can I get fide id?
search it up
Its not on youtube or google I already tried that
Sorry I didnt see that
Thank you
Thats weird cause Im already in the federation and I still dont have it
Maybe go to more fide event and play more ig?
I mean if you go to one of the fide event you could ask other player who got the fide id already how did they get it
From what I searched up it say just go to more fide event
i forgor, do you code
It makes sens to play more fide events cause I have been playing like 8 months or so thanks
chocolate seems like the kind of person that can code
mhm np hope you get your fide Id :)
yep
but coco can barely even code
so guys today i finally applied the physics i studied irl
i saw a train and a bike racing from station A to station B and was able to calculate how much later than the train would the bike arrives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNaXAjk_t4Y - Doable or Delusional?
A level by Samifying that has been in the works for 3 years, and you can tell from a thousand miles away the incredible amount of detail that was put into every single inch of the level, every single pixel you turn to see is beautifully crafted, the block design is decorated with a ton of thought, bringing it to life in ways I haven't seen in a ...
bro its twitter
naaaaah
naaah
Yaaah
I CANT FIND THE DAMN GAME
I SEARCHED THROUGH MY 1164 GAMES
AND YET I CANT FIND IT
Ping em and they'll tell me what's appropriate
You can't post videos nowadays
Whilst people literally post furry picture everyday
Cant have shit in a chess server
Randoms making the server worse
Mods better mute the guy pinging them
He's clearly paid by Jimmy to shut up all the hate 🤣
@grim edge
@hard gyro
What now?
I can't believe what you're saying
Let's see what I can post or not
@grim edge please don't bring such topic here
I like owls and I like books
I still want to know what makes a furry picture inherently inappropriate
that was a rude comment >:(
sure accepted
It's not about shutting up; it's just not the best place to discuss issues involving minors.
I'm sorry Bast, someone said "It's Twitter" basically meaning they lied or something so I just sent proof, won't happen again
edgy topic
still waiting
I still want to know what makes a furry picture inherently inappropriate
that was a rude comment >:(
it can't lead to pg13 discussions
it's not really inappropriate
I know it's not
then why do you ask
igor claimed that discussing the deleted drama is acceptable because "people post furry pictures in here all the time"
They do
Definitely inappropriate too
go throw us some jokes
I never reported them
Your pfp is fine
It classifies in my 90/10 ratio for furry pics
why
oh wow
But yeah it's over
thats a good one
Ok but then it's not "furry pics" it's "adult furry pics" and those are entirely different things
lmao
They are then in the 10%? What's your point? I actually need to find somewhere statistics next time I talk to you since you're genuinely annoying at times
@upbeat viper were you supposed to ban the user sebastian2.0, just wanna know if it was intentional or accidental
yeah those 2 are really different
Stop pinging me
intentional
Thanks
because you're just randomly disparaging people and it's not really appropriate
@grim edge theyre still arguing, send another joke
that's my point. Don't equate harmless art with adult topics please
that's all 😌
what goes good with green eggs and ham?
I do not know, Sam I Am
what
Hi
also why do you know everyone's fate
why can't you send a link?
Liya knows everything
sus
she's probably a prohpet @upbeat viper
hm?
Yeah no 💀
future teller... future teller. will my future be any better?
where's rubbaduck @grim edge bring on the ducks
idk, prob ducking around
mother ducker
thats mean

Your husband in Russia will face a brown bear
ohhh i had a strange dream last night. will he be okay?
omg,
Get blinded by the lights
AHHHHHHH
huh?
Who wants to be friend on lichess
what's your lichess username
nobody and why on lichess
Added_30_sec
Yes let's be friends on lichess
Why not
who was breakthroughatchess
even if i wanted to be friend with you i dont have lichess lmao
Is that you?
no
lmao
Some dude in this server
which dude? do you remember?
Lemme check if I have dms
I don't
Why do you wanna know
Not above 2200
True.
Oh but thank god that inflation does not affect 10-15% of chess players 🫠
So if you can be in the top 90% of players you won't suffer on lichess.
Yep
Do you see the problem with that?
It's not a problem for me = It's not a problem is what you are saying?
Yes
In that case, your logic dictates that poverty and world hunger aren't issues at all if you and I have money and food.
Do you see the flaw?
When
"Get a work"?
Man this has to be a hit
"you poors"?
okay biggy
Find a job
find me one
Me too.
Fake profile maker
I can employ ya two in my company
how much do they pay
Idk
free .99
Idk mate, I am trying to be a game dev lol (still in college)
find me a job
It's called Shepherds of Bogdan's sheep flock
Anyways, I only ever use LiChess for the analysis.
Otherwise it just sits there doing nothing on my mobile lol.
I play on it when bored
Tbf I did stop playing chess a year ago.
Ok
I love reddit sometimes
Cricket's just better.
"Get a job"
Real humble of you.
Master of Ducks
Mate, I play sports on a daily basis 🤡
You!
Tmrw I'ma have to go out on construction site again ;-;
are the true master!
Yes master of all arts
You're a civil engineer?
I forgot to say that I do calisthenics
Ye atm I work in construction industry
In my home gym
dont leave us yet
why do you need a home gym for calisthenics again?
And I play cricket, football, badminton, and occasionally volleyball and table tennis.
What's your point?
Because there are 40 degrees outdoor
I play volleyball and do high speed sprinting
Doesn't seem like much of a problem.
I can do 10.2-10.4s 100m
That I'm better than you at calisthenics. 35 pull ups full rom
ay ay ay ay run for your life
I used to do 100m sprinting, but I don't get the chance now.
I started doing 200m now gonna go to 400m
Literal torture
welp, tell us something about your life. we could use a laugh
Can ya sprint 400m at highest speed possible ?
I run 2 or 3 times a week
Great stuff mate.
Now face a googly.
Not enough
Clearly.
After u done running 400m as sprint u can faint
U clearly do not know the efforts of sprinting
Good
just imagine being a duck who can waddle 250m in 10.2s
It's torture innit, calculating when and where to use your full speed and when to just run at a decent speed.
100m 10.2
oh my bad
Ye mate the lactic acid
Also I will start armwrestling next year
I think I can clear 100m in 10-11 seconds if I get a couple days to get back into running.
youre a runner youre a track star
by running at 10 m/s
Not too sure.
HA I DID IT IN 11.9
Let's be friend on Lichess
Can relate 
I can do a mile run in like 9 ish mins :p
I'm 5'8 ( 173 )
@trail prism you would think that I would struggle to play any sports. My body fat % is in the single digits without gym and stuff lol.
4 FT 10 149CM
Damn, 5'7
YEAHHHH
weather quiz part idk: On May 31st 2013, What famous tornado happened this day?
2
2
2
El Reno Tornado
Fr rn my doctor said to take a pause since I nearly teared a tendon
I may have to get checked for hyperthyroidism soon lol.
when i was between 10-12, i used to play badminton. we were required to run the whole school field every morning. my hate for running blossomed the moment i almost fainted from running.
So I cannot sprint as much atm ( I still do tho )
I've been running everyday so ye ofc I'm better hehe
I used to hate running rounds but now it's a routine lol.
that's easy trust
Who plays war thunder mobile
in russia they make you run 4 miles in an hour @grim edge fun fact
And Badminton will drain you completely after a match, so I'm not surprised that the training was that intense lol.
How many in km?
@grim edge its okay I was lying
I hate that people still call me Vlad the Impaler ( Vlad Draculea Țepeș)
Which football? American or classic?
London supremacy 🔥🔥
my friend tried to convince me to do track and field this summer but I decline but now I wish I should have joined
Nah I ain't Vladimir I am Micu T. Vlad-Bogdan
@quiet lance such a shame!
20%*
I don't know whether I should laugh or feel bad.
Both, perhaps?
ouch
HI GUYS
HELLO
College in 8 days, not looking forward.
hi liya
Right 💀
is he still alive?
control your anger issue is the key to sucess trust
HELLOOOO
HOW ARE YOU?????
IM GOOD HOW ARE YOUUUU
IM GOOD THANK YOU BOZO
Nah screw that, I ain't holding back if someone threw a ball at my face.
BOZO??? NAH BYE
Works with the cricket bat too (Unless I use it as a sword lol)
LMFAO BOZO
violence with more violence is not the answer
Cricket and sledging goes hand in hand, but it's more towards backhanded compliments and forceful expectations.
Sometimes it is.
Self-defence exists for a reason.
sometime but anger issue managment is still better
If someone is mugging me, I'm not going all Mahatma Gandhi and letting it happen.
throw the ball back faster
I don't see why not I got hit in the face before in basketball and yes he did do on purpose but I still just play and move on :)
Rarely. Very rarely.
Most of the time it's better to show then that they can't just push you around for no reason.
... didn't I tell you this story before...
Good for you, mate.
But trust me, a baseball hitting the face at full speed is a lot more damaging if you think about it.
I just don't like fighting anymore :\
Ik
but in certain situation you gotta control your anger that what I'm saying
And if anyone did that shit on purpose, they're asking for it.
Ofc, I ain't saying to shoot someone.
But I am not taking any hits on purpose and leaving them be. It just encourages them to repeat it, if anything.
but to think about I would punch ppl in certain situation
For me, it depends.
How severe the situation is.
If it's light, I would just banter with them.
ye but I ussaly don't commit violence :p
Just a you thing ig.
I don't believe in non-violence to be a very sustainable mindset if there are people that don't follow it.
^
That's how bullies are formed, they conduct harmful and disruptive behaviour because no one speaks out or acts against it.
Whether you like it or not, non-violence is not viable at all.
I preach and follow "Don't attack first, only retaliate."
But nah fr tho I'm just joking I would break someone nose if they hit me with a baseball
Same lol.
Thing is, if my dad found out about this he would reward me for standing my ground.
real men don't pick fights
































































1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. f3 dxe4 4. fxe4 e6 5. Nf3 Nf6 6. Bd3 Nbd7 7. e5 Nd5 8. O-O Be7 9. Qd2 O-O 10. Ng5 h6 11. Ne4 c5 12. c3 cxd4 13. cxd4 a6 14. Qe2 b5 15. Qg4 Kh8 16. Qh5 f5 17. exf6 N7xf6 18. Nxf6 Nxf6 19. Qg6 Bb7 20. Rxf6 Bxf6 21. Qh7#
He only ever supports me if I am doing the right thing.
done
I ussaly never hit first but I would hit them back if they hit me
I wanna be like him. Only the good parts of his life tho.
Same.
It would take a lot for me to hit first.
Not much to hit second.
but in a football game if someone ever tackle me multi time and if my leg starting to hurt bro I'm gonna start pushing and eveything on the bitch
Who wouldn't lol.
Hmm.
only if he tackle me too much like maybe 5 or 6 time
:3
duck
No this cannot be forgiven, now empty the compartments of your pantaloons
I am za duck
hi duck
idc tbh plus I don't play baseball but I would tho
I broke someone's eye bone arch cuz they touched me
No mate 💀
I hate him full force
They touched my d before that
I ain't letting that slide
I am the one who gives nit the one to take
those 2 kid at my school one have red hair and the other one have blue hair be touching each other every sec they have in school
Sonic n the black sonic
Go f urself I didn't wanna know that

sorry my fault
I alr got to deal with a crapton of kids fapping in the school bathroom over the walls
I hate school council work
I'm at home mate
I love school but just not the student at my school :\
your bathroom look better than my school bathroom 😭
Romania mf
I told my location over 5 times in this server find me alr
Good
Btw have u ever heard of a guy named Lama Guy ?
He used to be active in 2019-2022
erm no one asked


b is me
not you bozo
:'(
bb?
hi ok
how is u? you oke? @cursive pawn
is me oke. is me waiting for 10 minutes to finish. is me hair is drenched in keratin
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lol, accurate
Ikr haha
what??
Smth beyond your understanding, let it be. How's your chess journey going?
Progress
My pawns travel far and wide.
your pawn got eaten
ya fr im 100 elo
Must have made it to d22 by now?
this ain't 8 player chess.
d22? bro you're trolling
Yup
Rn?
yes
This is what we call "a skill issue"
bro what is this like bruh
put creatine on hair
bro hair loss
@glass kiln get this guy out of here
what
this is just a hyposthesis lmao so it might not do much

im watching house of the dragon
dalili
Hey everyone!
Why u leaking me
sorry
what is that shirt 😭
i think it was originally a confederate flag
but
now it’s that
💀
Uh-oh.
Yeah
I was aware of the "hair loss" before. I looked into it and it doesn't seem backed
Use time machine.
Loving this
I quit chess. Now I just play checkers.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cdeXPESNgsI no waaaaaaaaaaay
nice name invader
with the 219?
click on the link
pls bro its about a hot pocket invader
what yeah (my reaction) I NEED TO SEE THAT!
nah homie
hello
What video?
it’s really not that funny
Hey grubstitch
It's actually not Grubstitch. @sour peak
Like my name.
@sour peak I was suspected* of being your alt.
Huh?
What do you mean?
My ALT?!
Less cool?
Bros opps found his discord
yeah fr chill
??
What goes through the brain of the people who make these
They gonna find his cc account next
I can't tell apart between irony and serious shi when I want to
"im skibidi"
bro what??
brain rot
You just aren't sigma
Too cold to chill 🥶
Smh
what the skibidi sygma
We shall
Emo phase
what the sigma 😭
sigma
Wait whats going on
Blud thinks the matrix is after him😭
ur not sygma bruh 😭 🙏
Is he rapping?
Bro busted out some bars
sigma
I don't think this is appropriate
I love queen wym
King.
I'm a chess player
I only listen to the best rappers
Diddy, drake, meek mill
Etc..
@grim edge killer queen is the best one ngl
his face is on a t shirt
This was out before you were born
and his familys traumatized
i just drifted on the hoverboard
i didnt even mean to shoot him
Diddy better however
Hi cutie
i don’t see you
how’s that go
was fun
he just cautght me by surprise
emo phase
That's the point lol
blud
i don’t see you
Chat gp3 be spitting bars
Have you got a gf yet? It is already 10% to your deadline on Christmas Day
How do you become fots😸
LMAO
"now remove that hand for me" 🔥 🔥 🗣️ 💯
because i bullied kids
IN A ROOM FULL OF MEN, NO DIDDY is crazy
Chat gp3 won the rap beef
You
oh nah
I do that too why am I not fots😢
He's a certified rapper
Yes
in a room full of men, no diddy 🔥
because you’re not cool
DM anitta
@verbal thunder more lines pls 😭 🙏
Checkmated down 20 pieces of material then got griddy
The dude who m0lested meek mill correct

Delete
I only got like 8k messages
cooked 😭
The dude was trafficking women and touching rappers 😭
That's a skill issue
Liya has 40k and still not fots
so?
Yuh🔥🔥
😿
That doesn't help
Let bro cook 🔥🔥💪💪
real sh
real!!
He slid me some material 😎😎🔥🔥🔥
AYO
I kept it on the low 💪💪😎🔥
Nope
Yuh I'm not pro 🔥🔥🔥💪💪
what the sigma :sob;
But you know I play 💯💯
😭
What the sigma
😭
Wait Hikaru ✋ ✋
You too
You next 🙀🙀🙀
Sending ahns Neiman stuff thru text
😭
Yes i said ahns
I stand on cash
I get no girls👍👍💪💪
Hello I'm new here
They put me on blast🙀🙀👍
I'm doing great how about you
I'm doing good thanks for asking
My rhymes cold 🥶🥶
They solid like ice🧊
Mom
I'm not playing around
I ain't playing nice 🙀🙀🙀
What beat
Bro the air doesn't have vibrations for me to rap on
It does
The vibrations ain't vibrating then
That's your problem
Real
They just don't get it
Dont copy my flowww🎵🎵
real question why does white always move first
Because that’s the rules
We know why
We just can't say it
I feel like it's being racist
i feel like ur dumb
applying race to a board game
it's a joke 💀
shit joke
sorry
Ye you are a shlty person with some shlty jokes
😭
My favorite salad for now
wrong person wrong chat
k
H
bro really wants that 1v1
I can detect your scent from miles away. I wonder who you really are
bro what😰
is chat dead or is chat dead
No I'm not up-to-date with chess com lore😢
😿
Isn’t that fake Sirius
maybe
I'm jus going along with the meme
whatever
Still can't get my free trial
So far I only get the error part
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do /connect
then connect ur account 👍
i did . still not allowing
You didn't connect
well you didn’t since you haven’t received the connect role
then click at the bottom of the screen
“connect discord”
and connect it
ol
is that all i gotta do?
there
now leave and rejoin the call
preesh
Speak louder
Hi
guys I’m free I don’t like him anymore
Ok
god that was such a gruelling experience
Thanks liya ur my biggest fan and supporter pookie
Dahlia puzzles?
i am sad
Ok
Why are you sad? I thought you were Dahlia.
She is calling you a monkey
Wait off topic doesn’t have the timer thing anymore?!?!? FINALLY
it's raining hard and my mom called. so i asked about my grandpa and i remembered my grandma
Oh my gosh that timer thing was so annoying took them along enough to get rid of it
Ok
not my drama not my concern
Ohhh ok thanks
Wanna do puzzles?
I’m guessing ur grandma is in comfort right now?
she passed away a year ago
I’m sorry :((
and whenever i miss her, i listen to supermarket flowers by ed sheeran
She would want you to remember all the good times
No one wants you to be sad when you think of them
yall ever be so bored walking, u would consider getting in the car with a stranger for a ride
Be happy and grateful 💕 you had the best grandma ever and she wants you to remember that
Yes
Stop crying
Read the room Joshua
Done
i can’t read
Gas pfp
Smells like mucus
real shit
Cocoa?
can i caress it
Who r u
Yes
Someone stream puzzles
bro is the biggest hater
I went pro in hating back in 2018
but had to quit due to intense injuries
I was the biggest hater on hypixel skyblock
yeah i did too
skull
Hypixel
whats that
wait wtf is this the real joshua
where the og joshua @
He left because of injustice
a bunch of freakazoids who play hypixel
The mods timed him out for a week for smth he didn't do
LOL
he was always a bitch lmao
Look at his
request to be unbanned
he starts talking abt how he met his gf on hypixel and shit
😭😭
it got leaked since he hypixel account got hacked
💀
hypixel ss is a goat
lmfao
I’m pretty sure
Bedsy is in jail rn
or got in trouble w the cops
damn
cos he got someone swatted
and the person who he swatted
knew bedsys address 😭
and just gave the cops all his info
he’s actual braindead
i’m pretty sure GalaxyArts and someone else made it
lmao
"spends his time catfishing" 💀
😭😭
I used to get sniped my kcals so much
i pissed off one of their leaders or whatever
and they all targeted me and my friends lmao
Huh
Hypixel bedwars
Oh now I totally get it
Game called hypixel bedwars
there’s these people called
snipers
and they use bots to get into ur game
if u have a win streak or they dislike you
and they cheat to ruin ur day lmao
there used to be a group that sniped a lot forgot their name though
Kcals probably
biggest sniping group
nah they were spamming random letters on me
Lmao
was weird asl
Snipers are weird
😍😍😍
Crazy
Trauma dumping in a chess server
Who hurt bro💢
Mw
I'm coming for you😾
Oh I’m sorry I’m leaving
Nawr
Alrighty
Dawg what😿
I was fired dude
From where
Me
This way
Dam😢 hope it gets better or something
Fired from what job
Someone didn’t hurt, actually I’m suffering from existential pains : (
I’m not fired from work, I’m a student yet
Then how were u fired??
Hey you fired me ; (
What
.
I got my traumas and I’m leaving take care bro
ok
It ain't u Hungarian and he is Romanian
wheres the trauma
Check above
Hello
Ooga booga
Read that as "Trump dancing in a chess server"
@sand ibex
We miss him
Dahlia 1 oui 1?
no
What.
nosy
gn
It's been raining here, too, Coral.
it was raining here yesterday
Don't be a pretentious douchebag or this will happen... Forever.
#shorts #congress #politics #markzuckerberg #ceo
its been raining here from early in the morning and its still raining lightly
, Coral
yes?
Hey cutie
sup guys
Hi
question: would you prefer playing with a small chessboard or a tournament size one?
depends on the situation
most of the time tournament though
New gamertag achieved at work
cool
Guess the anime
dragon balls
Nah
😔
yeah guys that so true
-# Only you can see this • Dismiss message
lmao
Hi
what was the message lol
Promised neverland
✅
aaa
high school of the dead
Leg!!!
LALALALLA
I AM ABSOLUTELY PSYCHICALLY HEALTHFUL NORMAL SANE HUMAN!!! 🪑🔥🪑🔥🪑🔥
Liya galbi help me
After workout soreness is beating me up rn

<@&745328830649991179> is this allowed??
join the cartel , show them u have a level 100 clash of clans base , become the boss
fake because it doesn't have the black and white eye character. gonna see what that is
Real
fr
yeah I'm not sure how to put that extra eye character, you can't really put svg's on discord
here's the code I found
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Ong
She looked better before
Some say its not plastic surgery
do u know where I can watch the boys
without paying a dime
or any show
slide
dms
nice website man
Yh he didn’t get the website
really helpful
didn’t pass the test
I don't give money to a trusted company and i'm gonna give it to you?
yh then ur very dumb
no no listen
he wanted a website
and that just like can’t come free
So why tf would he pay you LMAO
because



