💬〡general-off-topic

[quick quartz]

I've played bullet with some of the kids on chess talk and all of them got destroyed.

[grim edge]

ikr? he's also a very confused one too

[quick quartz]

Too bad I only play Anon bullet, would've negged you

[haughty vapor]

bro wanted too add a P too that word so badly

Chat he’s a pussycat

[quick quartz]

What?

[peak plank]

ok long nick

[quick quartz]

Unless you're willing to play with Anon bullet, I don't see the point

[peak plank]

I shorten

[frigid zephyr]

That would have been so degenerative by his side ion think he had such intentions

[haughty vapor]

Facts

[quick quartz]

Bro

[haughty vapor]

He defo has the intentions too do that

[frigid zephyr]

I know you didn't mean it the way it ended up being taken as that's what I am trying point out

[quick quartz]

The Anons on Lichess better than you guys, crazy

[grim edge]

damn

[quick quartz]

I have no clue what's going on

[low escarp]

who does

[quick quartz]

https://lichess.org/Qwfw0FlV

Link dump

[frigid zephyr]

So practically aze claims you had intentions of saying pegged instead of negged however the meaning on your sentence was clear as "I am gonna win against yall no difficulty added"

[haughty vapor]

Facts

how couldn’t he comprehend that

[low escarp]

ok

[quick quartz]

Yes, why would I say "pegged" ? It doesn't fit

[low escarp]

i got adopted

[quick quartz]

You're good ngl

[low escarp]

bro i suck at 1+0 😭

[quick quartz]

😔🔥You're better at 3+0 or 5+0?

[low escarp]

10+0 or 60+30

i play otbs

[peak plank]

60+30?!

[quick quartz]

💀Even 10+0 is too long

[low escarp]

actually its 50+10 in china

25+5 for normal open tournamnets

[low escarp]

50+10 for national titles tournaments

[quick quartz]

The anon's have started playing bad now...

[quick quartz]

Why'd bro just blunder his queen like that💀

[peak plank]

+10%

[vale frost]

Ever again.

[grim edge]

that’s no surprise, you seem to have a talent for staying perpetually lost

why would you even let them?!

[quick quartz]

Hey, shawty

[vale frost]

He wanted to watch tiktok

[quiet lance]

dawg what I just saw

[vale frost]

What

A kid going through some stages i guess😭😭

Never letting anyone use my phone

[quiet lance]

some crazy search history 💀

[upbeat viper]

stop capping

I saw that screenshot on twitter

[quiet lance]

💀

[upbeat viper]

don't repost such things btw

[peak plank]

That surprised me

And ik y'all don't care, gonna review my own fotage though

[upbeat viper]

meh level

there's no rhythm followed

[quick quartz]

Bro

[peak plank]

It's pure memory 💀

[upbeat viper]

it's lame

[peak plank]

Chat decided that I play this one

Lol

[upbeat viper]

bad chat

[peak plank]

They thought the name was funny ig

[upbeat viper]

smh

anyway

benko work time

seeya

[lapis brook]

Strim?

[vale frost]

You ruined the joke...but eh thx for letting me off with a warning

[upbeat viper]

ya

[lapis brook]

Alr I'll be asleep

[upbeat viper]

gn

[lapis brook]

It's not exactly night here

[upbeat viper]

good sleep then

[lapis brook]

Thanks

[lament jacinth]

#💬〡trusted-off-topic JOIN NOW

[grim edge]

letting chat dictate your choices? how’s it feel to be the human equivalent of a remote controlled toy

[frail temple]

ayo

[grim edge]

are we in a sim?

[austere garden]

💀

[spice tusk]

guess whos here..

[minor owl]

Hi dotatron

[minor owl]

The muffin guy

[minor owl]

Free will is a illusion

Its 3 am i and i just woke up from a 9 hour nap 🥶🥶

My sleep schedule is nonexistent

[raven rover]

9 hoir nap

this guy naps for 9 hours and sleeps for 30

[minor owl]

They say i hibernate

I say amongus

[grim edge]

sounds like someone’s been binge watching philosophy videos. maybe you should focus on making choices that don’t involve overcomplicating things

[minor owl]

Life is complicated either u deal w it or u become buddhist

No in b/w lil beo

[marsh wave]

Buddhist!

[minor owl]

And yes i have been binge watching some philosophy videos 😇🤭🤭

[grim edge]

Why, being Buddhist isn't a a form of dealing with it?

[minor owl]

Gautam buddha just left it all his responsibilities behind and went away to attain nirwana he didnt deal with the complexities of his life imo

I am not saying thats bad tho

[grim edge]

Didn't he come back to his palace after a few years of meditation tho

[peak plank]

Free will is a lie

[minor owl]

That sounds co asf he derived true happiness from only within himself how neat is that

[peak plank]

Letting chat decide doesn't change that

[grim edge]

I think that doesn't count as avoiding his problems

[minor owl]

He was king bro

U cant just go away for years even if he did come back which i havent heard about

[grim edge]

I don't remember the whole story but I think he was just a prince at the time

[minor owl]

I also don remember the exact story 🥸

[minor owl]

He gets it

[hard gyro]

Man it's been a while.

[minor owl]

Bro is bac

[grim edge]

Need to check this story again, it's a great one

[minor owl]

The one who told me fail in my lives biggest aspirations

[minor owl]

Indeed

[hard gyro]

?

[hard gyro]

After a long hiatus too lol.

[minor owl]

U did say that 🥺

[minor owl]

Real prolly like a year

[hard gyro]

when tho 💀

[minor owl]

Idk u were mad at me

[hard gyro]

Ah then apologies.

[hard gyro]

Mhm.

[minor owl]

No issues we gang gang ong fr 🤭

[hard gyro]

Life's got busy, and boring, and dull.

Not good lol.

[minor owl]

Didnt that happen during jee

Dont tell me it gets worse

[hard gyro]

Well I made it to DU.

[grim edge]

ah, the classic "blame the universe" line. if free will is a lie, then I guess you had no choice but to come up with that gem of a comment

[minor owl]

Cold

[minor owl]

He indeed did not

( i dont actually believe in thie train of thought it was just to shun ur roast)

[peak plank]

mate you think I care

[hard gyro]

Lol thanks.
But it's mostly personal issues and past issues that's hurting me rn.

[peak plank]

making decisions is hard

and when you need to break a 50/50, instead of waiting and asking yourself for a while

you can blame it on other people if they ever choose wrong for you

[minor owl]

Just weather the storm u have been thru worse (i assume)

[hard gyro]

@peak plank hey pixel, idk if you remember me lol

[peak plank]

yes I remember you dw

[hard gyro]

Trying, that's all I can do anyways lol

[grim edge]

if you didn’t care, you wouldn’t be wasting your time replying. looks like someone’s a little more invested than they’d like to admit

[minor owl]

Real just dont do nun stupid

[hard gyro]

It's been pretty much a year, what's up?

[peak plank]

I dont care which one they choose for me

[peak plank]

ive been chilling

[hard gyro]

I'll probably be fine.

[peak plank]

let me be smh

[minor owl]

🤕🙌

[hard gyro]

Good to hear that.

Lots of new faces, have the others just retired from the server?

[peak plank]

hmm

[minor owl]

Like who

[peak plank]

serveral people are gone

[minor owl]

Take some names

[hard gyro]

Sad thing is, it's all fuzzy now.

[peak plank]

I was here a good while before you came along

[minor owl]

He is there idk i haveng seen him in a while

[peak plank]

I think i was here before bast

[hard gyro]

Oh yeah, him, where is he?

[peak plank]

Deep is no logner active

Doofus is not active

[minor owl]

That one chess obsesses girl

[peak plank]

Scipio is no longer active

[hard gyro]

That's depressing.

[peak plank]

Lucy is banned

[prisma pier]

wsg

[minor owl]

W

[hard gyro]

And it gets worse, wow.

[peak plank]

the only people before me that I remember are cirrin, lasanga, and scipio

[minor owl]

Not her the other one

💀💀💀wtf

[peak plank]

one single message from yesterday and then its spaced out by serveral days

[hard gyro]

Las was the most active person, what happened?

[peak plank]

I would call that not active

[minor owl]

Millie?

[peak plank]

las is still active lol

just less than before

[hard gyro]

Typical lol.

[minor owl]

Unlucky millie

[peak plank]

scipio is active in another server

[hard gyro]

Time is a funny thing, huh.

[minor owl]

Variable but mostly yes

[quiet lance]

wait omg I know her

[minor owl]

Ya she left

Long back

[quiet lance]

why what happened?

[grim edge]

yeah, especially when it makes you realize how long it takes to come up with a meaningful comment

[peak plank]

ran plays gd lol

[minor owl]

Idk i left as well her about me said sumn like " Moving onto the next phase of my life" Or sum shit idk 💀🙌

[hard gyro]

I... don't get it lol.

[hard gyro]

Like the fanboy he is of gd lol

[peak plank]

ignore them

[minor owl]

Just leave her be

[quiet lance]

she was a funny person

[peak plank]

I played him like 5 times today in an NSCPL arena

[minor owl]

She was ong gang gang fr

[quiet lance]

guessed she got a job or smth

[peak plank]

not active in this server so much but elsewhere

[minor owl]

Nah bruh she was younger than me pretty sure how yall be doing jobs at 17 and 16 brk 😭😭😭🙌

[quiet lance]

my friend is 15 she got a job idk what you on about

[grim edge]

clearly. it’s not your fault, some things are just beyond your grasp. try sticking to the basics instead

[minor owl]

Dawg u should be studying 😭🙌

Unless u hv financial issues

[minor owl]

💀

[quiet lance]

I study and have a job as a part time

[minor owl]

How do u manage it bruh i am not even able to manage my studies w gym properly 💀😭🙌

[quiet lance]

uhm she's like 4'9 she asked me to date her but I said no cause I was not into her

[quiet lance]

work on the weeked

[minor owl]

Whyd u hv to tell us her height bro 😭

[quiet lance]

the point is she very rude sometime

[minor owl]

Avg short person

[quiet lance]

by sometime I mean all the time

[minor owl]

O ya liya is still here

[minor owl]

Damn 😭

[hard gyro]

That's cool and all, but let's be honest, your opinion doesn't matter to anyone.
As for me, I am probably doing better than you 😁

[minor owl]

💀💀damn

[quiet lance]

@lament jacinth bro there's ppl shorter than you out there

[minor owl]

NAWWWB💀💀💀😭🙌🙌🙌

[grim edge]

if you’re really doing better, you wouldn’t need to bring others down to make yourself feel superior. but hey, keep chasing those ego boosts

[minor owl]

Jit trippin

[lament jacinth]

You've told people this story for so long

[quiet lance]

ik

[minor owl]

Why are u going at his throat 💀

[quiet lance]

I said it again cause someone asked me

[hard gyro]

Keep shooting those false accusations mate, you're doing a great job 👍

[minor owl]

I dont get people who just come and just fuhking generate choas

Cant be me chat

[austere garden]

What the sigma

[hard gyro]

Something that will never change lol.

[minor owl]

💀yuh

[austere garden]

🥺

[hard gyro]

Just a chess.com thing.

[minor owl]

I went on spiritual joruney

[austere garden]

I know the lore 🤫

[minor owl]

😭😭🙌

[grim edge]

aw thanks, at least I’m aiming high. meanwhile, your skills in dodging the truth are truly impressive

Life is so pointless sometimes, it’s unimportant …

[austere garden]

What the sigma

[minor owl]

Absurdism

[grim edge]

Hello

What's up?

[austere garden]

Hi dalallaia

[grim edge]

Hi Jdot

[minor owl]

Not dahlia bro 😭😭🙌

[grim edge]

Sad things make you cold from life : (

[austere garden]

🦅 we r doing some ohio skibidi rizz 🚽

[bleak isle]

Smh

[grim edge]

If you keep talking like that, I'm gonna need a garden hose to water your lack of originality, bro.

[austere garden]

😰 This is deep 😖

[bleak isle]

(safri crashed so im on this now)

[quiet lance]

I agree with you bro go learn muay thai it will hurt your body physically to the point you will forget mental pain

[minor owl]

Life is like box of toilets u never know which skibidi ur gonna get

[austere garden]

What did safri crash? Like a car or what?

[grim edge]

I wish I could destroy my feelings like Sherlock

[bleak isle]

Safari like the web browser

[austere garden]

Js watch skibidi toilet 😤

[hard gyro]

Innit? Took a while to learn that from people like you 😁

Roasts aside, how are you lol @grim edge

[austere garden]

Shakespeare would be cool if he thought of skibidi toilet

[austere garden]

Never heard of him

[grim edge]

I think martial arts will help But the search for meaning seems to last a lifetime

[austere garden]

😜🚽

[minor owl]

Real

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ayanokoji-my-honest-reaction-gif-27176628

[grim edge]

all good here, just enjoying the banter. how about you?

[austere garden]

What the ohio

[hard gyro]

Feeling low, but this made it just a bit better lol.

[quiet lance]

just trust me bro you will find your purpose when you start punching stuff till your hand bleed or kick until your feet bleed and learn stuff you never get to you will find the meaning of life

[minor owl]

Make ur own meaning

[minor owl]

not necessarily 💀🙌

[grim edge]

Will I find my life purpose thanks to pain 🤔

[minor owl]

Aight too much serious talk imma go binge skibidi toilet season 74

[austere garden]

LETS GOOOO

[sour peak]

What’s up

[minor owl]

😁😁😁🐒☝

[grim edge]

i’m glad to hear it helped, even a little. if you need to talk or just want more distractions, I’m here for you lol

[grim edge]

Ow ayanokouji

[quiet lance]

yes

[grim edge]

you need to wear hand wraps and gloves.

[sour peak]

Hey there

[hard gyro]

Sure thing, and thanks a lot. I really appreciate that laughs.

[sour peak]

False information

[grim edge]

Thank you so much for your advice my friend ; )

[quiet lance]

Nah nah punch it with you bare fist until you bleed

[minor owl]

🥸🙌🙌

[grim edge]

How is life going 😅

[grim edge]

your trainer will punch you first

[quiet lance]

hope you find someone that will love you and enjoy life

[austere garden]

Lol

[quiet lance]

I train by myself

[grim edge]

my pleasure, glad i could bring a bit of humour your way. will you be down for some chess?

[grim edge]

Hey did you try to send a gif but didnt work?

[minor owl]

Bro 💀 he just suggested glorified self harm to find ur meaning in life

[grim edge]

Thank you, I hope we all find someone like that 🙂

[sour peak]

You can injure your tissues and also may get arthritis later

[hard gyro]

I gave up chess a year ago but I appreciate that offer.

[quiet lance]

thank you thank you :)

[grim edge]

Yes it didn’t work 😞

[quiet lance]

dawg ofc I know this

[grim edge]

I dont understand

[sour peak]

Don’t give misleading information

[grim edge]

no worries. even if you’re not into chess anymore, i’m sure your strategic mind is still sharp in other ways

[sour peak]

Hey shawtiee

[grim edge]

You need to connect your account first. Type /connect then get a trusted role !trusted

[stable jungle]

@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[minor owl]

Maybe arthritis gives u peace

[austere garden]

Lmfao

[grim edge]

hi salads

[minor owl]

Because old people are peaceful and they have arthritis

[quiet lance]

lmao

[hard gyro]

I try my best lol.

[grim edge]

If this is going to work, why not 😅

[minor owl]

It all makes sense

[sour peak]

What’s your elo?

[grim edge]

You are welcome 😇

[minor owl]

Valid point

[grim edge]

it was originally 1600+ but i went down 1100

[austere garden]

Old ppl r lame

[minor owl]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[sour peak]

Dang, good luck

[austere garden]

Whats ur rating?

[quiet lance]

ok don't actully do what I'm doing please reach out to a doctor and talk about this don't do it my way you gonna hurt yourself if you don't know what you doing

[minor owl]

Nuh uh

[grim edge]

keep at it and remember, sometimes the effort is what counts the most

[austere garden]

Shut up old person 😡

[grim edge]

Thank you for your help ☺️

[minor owl]

💀💀💀💀

[minor owl]

😝😝😝

So ur saying i am lame

[austere garden]

Im always right fr

[minor owl]

Then why am i in rikers island

[grim edge]

Chess.com 1500 elo

[minor owl]

Boom paradox

[quiet lance]

I've learn muay thai and karate before so I do it normally but this person idk if they done it before or not

[grim edge]

thanks, but i don’t need luck, though it's just a bit of my usual brilliance

[austere garden]

Get good at chess and then uhhh then ur allowed to be crazy

[sour peak]

good skill then

[grim edge]

I can try this too, thank you again : )

[austere garden]

What the sigma

[minor owl]

Imagine being rated 300 and saying life is tough 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[austere garden]

😭

[sour peak]

But that point would be valid

[minor owl]

Get above 1k before ever spewing that bs

[austere garden]

Nah

[minor owl]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[austere garden]

Get to 2300 fr

[sour peak]

Life is tough because they’re stuck <500

[austere garden]

Stuck 💀

[grim edge]

Maybe I would go crazy like Fischer

[minor owl]

Wait 😥

[quiet lance]

mhm :)

[austere garden]

Fisher was just jealous of my skibidi rizz

[minor owl]

Stuck at 500 is wild

[grim edge]

it’s a tough life when your biggest achievement is mastering the art of being mediocre. try dealing with real challenges before cracking jokes :D

[grim edge]

Wow I’m surprised to hear that 😅

[minor owl]

My fault bro 💀

[austere garden]

Frrrr

[marsh wave]

bazinga

[minor owl]

I didnt mean it like that original gangster 😇

[grim edge]

@sour peak I heard that even if you hold yourself, no one can beat you 😨

[grim edge]

dw you're good

[austere garden]

My biggest challenge was one time i had to steal a homeless mans money to pay for gas and he threw a machete at me

Yall should get on my level fr

[grim edge]

"skibidi rizz"? sounds like someone’s been watching too many cringe videos. maybe work on your actual game instead of inventing new ways to be embarrassing

[minor owl]

💀💀 bro is living in a movie

[austere garden]

😖😖😖 what the sigma

[austere garden]

Plug walk 🗣️

[grim edge]

I heard this phrase for the first time in my life

[minor owl]

Ok nah skibidi toilet is valid 😠😠😠 it was all fun and games

[austere garden]

🥰

🚽🚽🚽

[minor owl]

Guys she don fw skibidi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

yk what they say, there's a first time for everything lol

[hard gyro]

All roasts and jokes aside, Gen Alpha brain rot is crazy lol.

[minor owl]

Real

[grim edge]

seriously? bragging about that just makes you look like a cautionary tale. try sharing achievements that don’t involve dangerous antics and questionable decisions

[grim edge]

Oh you are right 😅

[austere garden]

😜 its cos i have aura

[grim edge]

[hard gyro]

Great, now define it.

[minor owl]

Is coz she has aura

[minor owl]

Erm

[austere garden]

Uhhhh we can go m for m frick that we can go rizz for rizz 19 bucks for the Fortnite card 200 pump with the fanum tax

[grim edge]

if your idea of fun is clinging to cringy trends, maybe it’s time for a new hobby. i’m sure there’s a better way to entertain yourself 😠

[austere garden]

🦅🇺🇸💯

[austere garden]

🥺

[minor owl]

Skinidi toile 👶

[hard gyro]

I'm glad I grew up with Social Credit System and not aura lol.

[austere garden]

U have no aura

U cant be my baby gronk fr

[minor owl]

U were in china wtf

[minor owl]

Bro think he livvy dunne 🤣🤣🤣

[hard gyro]

-5000 credits, the CCP will be meeting you soon.

[grim edge]

that sounds like a whole lot of nonsense packed into one sentence. if you need a translator to decode your own comments, it’s probably time to rethink your approach

[austere garden]

😡

[austere garden]

😳

English or spanish

[minor owl]

👶☝

[grim edge]

french

[hard gyro]

It was the Gen Z system.

Better than the aura system.

[minor owl]

🕺🕺🕺💃👯🕺👯🕺🕺💃

[austere garden]

Ping bast

[hard gyro]

This message looks like it was translated by Google 50 times in 20 different languages lol.

[austere garden]

Bast has skibidi rizz

[minor owl]

Ok bye gang

[austere garden]

Noooooo cheesy

[hard gyro]

Bye mate, take care.

[grim edge]

good riddance, and never come back!

[austere garden]

🥺

[minor owl]

On skibidi i had golly good time 🕺🔥☝

[austere garden]

What the sigma

[austere garden]

😭

[minor owl]

Ermwatdasigma

[minor owl]

Thanks u as well bro good luck cya

[hard gyro]

I will never be able to look at Greek letters the same way

[austere garden]

Bye bye cheesy

[minor owl]

Babye

[austere garden]

Ima go too if we cant be rizzlers

[haughty vapor]

why

[minor owl]

On skibidi

[haughty vapor]

just keep on rizzing

[hard gyro]

I liked it better when the brainrot was just Spooderman and shit lol.

[sour peak]

?

[grim edge]

That’s how light novel was written dude : )

[real badge]

Uh

[grim edge]

Are you reading 🤔

[austere garden]

Danngggg how old r u btw

[austere garden]

Good advice

Never stop rizzing 😜🚽🥰

[hard gyro]

18 rn.

[marsh wave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M66U_DuMCS8&list=RDMM&index=40

[austere garden]

Im 17 lmao

[hard gyro]

Yet you are affected by this skibidi bs

[austere garden]

Lol its fun

Js be a sigma ☺️😤

[grim edge]

what does sigma mean

[sour peak]

No I watch

[hard gyro]

Depends on the context

[austere garden]

Me

Everytime someone says sigma its me fr

[grim edge]

Oo one of my favorite animes

[hard gyro]

cout<<"No.";

[austere garden]

Ewww anime

[austere garden]

What the sigma

[grim edge]

The animes are amazing

[austere garden]

No

Animes r for ppl that gave up on ever doing anything meaningful

[grim edge]

Did you watch Death note?

[austere garden]

Replace anime with skibidi toilet

🚽😜

[grim edge]

Anime can sometimes inspire people to do something meaningful

[austere garden]

Nah

[grim edge]

Death note compared me to my inner world …

What were the days 🥹

[austere garden]

What

[austere garden]

REAL

Leg with clutch

This is why ur a sigma 😎😎😎😎

😜🚽

[grim edge]

leg some mma next week

aspinall

tom aspinall versus frankie edgar

[austere garden]

Huh

What the sigma

[crimson yarrow]

find the tornado on the screen 🙂

[austere garden]

😜🚽

What the ohio

Wtf r yall talking abt

Oh the donald trump fights

Im not sharing that with yall lol

Cos ppl here r freaky

[silent quest]

True

[austere garden]

😜🚽

[frail temple]

I was in China too

[austere garden]

Loser

Im a certified freak bob

Nah

[grim edge]

this has been fun

[marsh wave]

What's that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH4F1Tdb040&list=RDMM&index=46 @grim edge What do you think of this?

[jovial vector]

I'm so nervous to make the push to 1300😭 I've been 1200 for months how do ya get rid of that feeling

only option igg

[jovial fable]

by just playing

if u fall under 1200 u got there before u can do it again

[marsh wave]

I can't get to two.

Help!

[jovial fable]

he knew he was cooked

[fading spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/edp445-cupcake-gif-24494279

[jovial vector]

might be the coolest thing I've ever seen in game

[sour peak]

He missed

Nvm

I’m seeing diff colors

[marsh wave]

@sour peak You want 1v1?

[sour peak]

Sure

[grim edge]

Hi

[mossy oar]

hi

[grim edge]

Hey

[jovial fable]

True cinema

[jovial fable]

wild

https://tenor.com/view/cutie-drake-bazouz-gif-14772219659601888570

[quiet lance]

Didn't expect that from you

[lament jacinth]

Didn't expect what from me

😸

[quiet lance]

To say that cause idk you are ussaly more mature

[jovial fable]

LMAO

it got deleted

[quiet lance]

Bro why you delete it 💀

[jovial fable]

mods probably

[quiet lance]

Ye ig

[lament jacinth]

Delete what

[jovial fable]

the drake message got purged

[lament jacinth]

What drake message

[jovial fable]

😔

[lament jacinth]

You're gaslighting me

😔

[jovial fable]

Lies

[quiet lance]

💀

[feral shoal]

I thought I would see people from otf over here.

[jovial fable]

what is otf

[feral shoal]

Off topic forums.

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@feral shoal With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[minor owl]

This is so real

Happened w me and buddy dave the other day

[fallen fern]

why are there so many double boosters

Yall chesscom aint broke stop boosting

[minor owl]

#boycottboosting

You are the skibidi to my toilet

[daring hinge]

tru

mutiny!

[cinder zenith]

[upbeat viper]

language ?

in unity then

ic

nah

[stuck kestrel]

literally me

[upbeat viper]

never touched it

[jovial fable]

False

[stuck kestrel]

i hate c# with all my heart

and i freaking hate .NET omg

.net gives me nightmares

[jovial fable]

https://open.spotify.com/track/41rO3vlfOfmBx2Q1Zn1GNj?si=IEghLqMMRNmOsMBlGlgBqg&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A3V05yXYaEUlHw0yRkC9c4v

the intro

is peak

🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️

[stuck kestrel]

no

[jovial fable]

COMEEEE ONNNN LEIPZIGGGGGGG COME ONNNNNNN

[stuck kestrel]

no

[jovial fable]

JOIN US

FOR

[stuck kestrel]

no im not joining u

[jovial fable]

PURE FKING ARMAGEDDON

[marsh wave]

https://tenor.com/view/trinity-bomb-nuclear-weapon-oppenheimer-los-alamos-atom-bomb-gif-16272589027919557028

[jovial fable]

he was 19 when it was recorded

[stuck kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-comes-to-your-house-in-l4d2-raining-taco-bore-ragnarok-bill-l4d-gif-16276807

[jovial fable]

wait no

20

[stuck kestrel]

its raining tacos

[sour peak]

Staaaap

[cyan leaf]

@peak plank

[lament jacinth]

Lalalaallalaalal

[minor owl]

Wait did i get deleted by a mod

Bast

[upbeat viper]

I don't want such topic here

pg13 server

[sour peak]

gyat

[rigid meteor]

Theres this theory in quantum physics that says we might all actually be immortal, hear me out, you know Sohrodingers Cat? Wheres there a cat in the box with a vat of posion and until someone opens the box, the cat is both alive and dead in a state of quantum superposition, well in 1957 Hugh Evertt proposed the many worlds interpretation, well in this case when you open the box, theres a timeline where the cat lives and a timeline where the cat dies, but they don't split, until the box is opened, this would mean there is an infinite amount of realities branching off every single day into a multiverse and then there's you, have you ever walked down a street and felt like you almost got hit by a car? Well Quantum immortality says there's a good chance in one timeline you did but everytime you get knocked off your consciousness immediately travels into a timeline where you didn't, this continues on and on for infinity with your conscious mind always finding a way into a timeline where you made it.

[quiet lance]

💀

[daring hinge]

ligma

romance

[minor spoke]

What u say

[minor owl]

I say only partly cuz i only love mah bed and mah mama am sory

[jovial fable]

ill say in the dms

[minor spoke]

Lmao

[warm spindle]

2 sides

To

Every

To be continued.

[grim edge]

Where Liya goes, yap follows.

[twin moon]

Speak brother 🙏

[tulip lichen]

@lament jacinth you gonna take that?

[leaden escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/reels-funny-memes-dancing-meme-meme-memes-gif-4760615084989023551

🥵

The best hello kitty

[grim edge]

@lament jacinth

[quiet lance]

She's dead fr

Headshot

[glossy radish]

i killed her

[hasty raven]

I believe I have contracted mononucleosis

Wat do

[jovial fable]

Thats rude

[tulip lichen]

rude?

nah that's an appreciation of life

[quiet lance]

Bro assassinated her friend💀

[tulip lichen]

it was an inside job

[dusk prism]

Anyone here play csgo

[glossy radish]

i overloaded her with my love

then she died

too much to handle

😭

also no more slow mode

[grim edge]

omg it's already 3 am

[wheat dew]

Dahlia go to sleep or 1v1

Or sleep after 1v1

[wheat dew]

Overload me too :3

[grim edge]

I actually slept from 8pm to 12 midnight

[wheat dew]

Then 1v1 me

[grim edge]

No. You're too good for me

[wheat dew]

I'm not 😦

[hasty raven]

Nobody plays cs go

Nobody can
Cs go doesn't exist

[quiet lance]

Test

Test

[glossy radish]

no. it’s reserved for someone

[wheat dew]

Not reserved for me 😦

[glossy radish]

no

[wheat dew]

You forgot me

[glossy radish]

yes

[wheat dew]

Buzz

[grim edge]

Thats a wierd name

You got there

[glossy radish]

@glossy radish @digital phoenix

[wheat dew]

Wait imperatoris weren't you locked out or smth after you went crazy one?

[grim edge]

Wha?

[wheat dew]

It's silica not silico?

[glossy radish]

new account loliloll

[glossy radish]

shrug las not very smart

[grim edge]

Nah i dont think so

[glossy radish]

nah it’s with an o

u dumb sirius

[grim edge]

Silico

[wheat dew]

Imperatoris what happened to your old account?

[grim edge]

I was never here With a different account

If you go, I'm going too, uh
'Cause it was always you

Must be somebody Else

I did copy this name though

Cause It looked cool

[wheat dew]

Oh ok

[grim edge]

And its in latín and which IS similar to spanish which im learning

Thats why

[wheat dew]

Ik latin

[grim edge]

Whaa

[wise mortar]

In nomine patre et spiritus sancti

[grim edge]

Amén

[wheat dew]

It's probably lyrics to a Taylor swift song

[grim edge]

I used to listen to her

As kid

No im not a girl.

[wheat dew]

Btw basty is the hottest frenchman

[grim edge]

No idea Who that is

Adiós imma play one rapid then back to studying español

[wheat dew]

Physics better

[grim edge]

True i used to be a science Major With physics ,chemistry and maths and subjects

Bsc

But i couldnt pass the maths as i never attended any lecturas.

So a business Major now 💀

[lament jacinth]

What the yap

[grim edge]

So many. Frenchies wear that earring

[thorn niche]

Drink iced coffe

Panik attack

Drink iced koffe

Panik attack

[wise mortar]

U okay blud?

[quick wind]

[wise mortar]

[quick wind]

There's a coconut in my grandmother's bathroom lol

[wise mortar]

Why

What for

[quick wind]

It doesn't have anything in it BC it's sliced into two parts

[quick wind]

It's part of our culture in my country

[wise mortar]

Interesting never heard of that, what country?

[quick wind]

Philippines

The sliced coconuts are used to clean the floor

[wise mortar]

@grim edge Please confirm

Damn interesting

[iron barn]

Why wouldnt u attend the math lectures?

[quick wind]

I think that's what my grandma said

[iron barn]

Ig being a stem major wasnt for u

[quick wind]

BINGUS

There is a rock in my grandma's bathroom too but I don't understand why lol

[wise mortar]

Blud got everything in his grandma’s bathroom

[grim edge]

fax no printer

[trail prism]

Wsp disciples

[trail prism]

She was out of pillows

[quick wind]

Probably

[daring hinge]

aaa

[daring hinge]

that is grandpa

[quick wind]

@grim edge what is the sliced coconut for in the Philippines

Idk if it's really for cleaning the floor

[wise mortar]

Let me google

Huh i got nothing

[grim edge]

https://www.facebook.com/becomingfilipinofamily/posts/coconut-husk-powarrrrbecomingfilipino/2687130514843456/

[wise mortar]

Nothing about culture or tradition

[quick wind]

Lol

[quick wind]

OH YES THE COCONUT HUSK

[wheat dew]

Da coconut song

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-monty-python-holy-grail-coconuts-migrate-coconuts-gif-25438581

[quick wind]

My grandma said the coconut husk is used to make the floor shiny like Mr. Clean

[rugged granite]

Guys

[grim edge]

bret maverick cutie

[rugged granite]

I had a question

[wise mortar]

Yes

[rugged granite]

Best response to d4?

[grim edge]

KID

[daring hinge]

flip the board

[wise mortar]

Depends

[rugged granite]

If I play online?

[daring hinge]

granny

[daring hinge]

abort

[rugged granite]

Ye still I play some normal Italian thing and my opponent does something weird always

[wise mortar]

So you are one of those people who abort if someone playing opening you dont like

[wheat dew]

Dahlia is above the age of 45

[rugged granite]

Capturing and exchanging pieces literally start from the 2nd move itself

[wise mortar]

Kings indian is decent

[quick wind]

Yummy 😋

[rugged granite]

I get attacked on the king side then

[daring hinge]

I pretty much know all the famous openings

[wise mortar]

If you dont know what you are doing then yes, its a bit tricky

[rugged granite]

I dont know what I shld do after completing the opening

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/pon-gif-15097379091171620462

[rugged granite]

Like what's the general idea or theory

[daring hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-smile-person-gif-3593640814102488583

[wise mortar]

Look up IM Alex Banzea, he got some KID videos

[rugged granite]

And I forget all tactic things while actually playing

[rugged granite]

What KID

[wheat dew]

#💬〡general-off-topic is more chess related than #💬〡chess-talk

[wise mortar]

Depends on what your opponent play, you can strike at the center

[quick wind]

Do the bongcloud

[wise mortar]

Kings Indian Defense

[grim edge]

London supremacy 👑

[rugged granite]

Okay

Lol I thought someone called me a kid

Above

[wise mortar]

On youtube

[wheat dew]

KID

[rugged granite]

This

😂

[wheat dew]

WOMP WOMP KID

[rugged granite]

London also confusing lol

Opponent pushes then I get confused 🤦‍♂️

[wheat dew]

London the best

[rugged granite]

Ur chess.com id?

[grim edge]

Exactly I always played london

It's bestes

[rugged granite]

I wanna watch some matches

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> notanfpviolator

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Rapid: 1657 (peak)
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Premium Member: False
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Rapid: 1809 (peak)
Blitz: 1672 (peak)
Bullet: 1542 (1772 peak)

[wheat dew]

This is why no one likes you

No offense

[grim edge]

For one, I don't understand why everyone is so mad at me, I'm here to play chess like everyone else.

[quick wind]

They're just players, don't mind them lol.

[grim edge]

Naa it's ok
Everyone is behaving like that 🤕

[quick wind]

Tbh I'm here to join some drama just so I can debate (about chess) but I end up losing lol

[grim edge]

not eveyone. you just havent met your gang yet

[quick wind]

But not in a bad way

[grim edge]

What gang?
I have no one?

[wise mortar]

No gangs here, we are all friends

[wheat dew]

Shut up alte

[wise mortar]

Its not high school

[wheat dew]

You stink

https://tenor.com/view/booty-bum-butt-minion-despicable-me-gif-7549898

[wise mortar]

Lie down kitten.

[quick wind]

True

[icy dune]

gyat

[quick wind]

At least try to be friends with everybody

[wheat dew]

No u

[grim edge]

Hey leave it bro
She just a girl I think 13 y/o or may be younger

[quick wind]

I'm 13yo but I don't fight or do smth

[wheat dew]

She is older than 47 years for sure

[grim edge]

Well it's because you grew up well
No offense

It's ok

[grim edge]

see i joined this server back in January 2023. said a few hellos initially but wasn't very active until September or November of the same year. That's when I met my bestie who has always looked out for me. Shortly after that, I was lucky to meet another friend who happens to be my bestie's bestie. Then, I met a not-so lovely French person

[icy dune]

🙂

i wonder who that not so lovely french person is

[wheat dew]

Dahlia what about that one camel?

[wheat dew]

Probably bikfoot

[grim edge]

Oooh like that
Yeah hope so I get some friends

[grim edge]

huh

[icy dune]

this server has started falling off ever since they moved chess-talk above general

[wheat dew]

Ikr

But I stopped being racist tho

[icy dune]

that contributes to it falling off

jk

[wheat dew]

Agreed

[icy dune]

mohit writing a full ass essay

[torpid lintel]

Here people talk about off topic.
Maybe go here #💬〡chess-talk where people always keep it chess related. And have fun ect.
For improvement where people are very serious to improve #1039982616159465595 or #💬〡improvement-talk . You can ask any question related to improvement at chess!

[torpid lintel]

No I am not haha

I am just slow

[wheat dew]

The reason for this server's downfall is Joshua, Starky, Indirect, and Alpaca getting a life. (Also pun pun)

[sullen isle]

Hello general.

[wheat dew]

Hello Razumihin (proper grammar arc)

[grim edge]

I didnt atten any lecturas of any subjects cause i was busy training (wrestling then) and working ,i managed to pass physics and chemistry own my own but not maths so i quit the 2 nd year

[wheat dew]

Dahlia typing another full ass essay

[grim edge]

you will.. my bestie and i became friends because he was silly. i used to change the VC status to "We love Taylor Swift" then he would join just to change it to "Lady Gaga is better". ahhh the good old days

[wise mortar]

I remember Joshua! Where is the OG Joshua now

[iron barn]

Im guessing u were forced to be a stem major by ur parents or smth

Cuz who else would be a quitter smh

[grim edge]

Beacause i chose to pursue my dream of being an Athlete instead , so It IS what It IS

[wheat dew]

He exists but not as Joshua anymore 😉

[wise mortar]

Wait who

[trail prism]

who wanna play soem gartic ?

[grim edge]

Nah i chose It.

[wheat dew]

Me master

[iron barn]

Well why are u on discord go train 12 hours a day

[wheat dew]

Aren't you the guy who used to ask elementary math questions?

[grim edge]

Yep back to studying ( español)

[trail prism]

aight wanna hop on voice

[wheat dew]

Changed my mind sry

Maybe later

[iron barn]

Yea but i locked in

[trail prism]

dang k

[grim edge]

omg, actually october

nah around Sept

[grim edge]

Haha sounds cool...
Glad to hear🤓

omg im backreading our convo and it's funny

[icy dune]

oh brother Joshua 💀

I remember that kid

starky getting a life is crazy

(I was the one who encouraged him to get one)

[wheat dew]

He wasn't just a kid. He was a handsome kid. He was a true friend to me. And I betrayed him.

[icy dune]

Joshua was the ultimate sigma

[wheat dew]

The mogger

The reason he quit was because the mods timed him out for a week over something he did not do.

[wintry marlin]

any gms here?

[wheat dew]

I'm here

[icy dune]

yeah

danyas here

and bok

[wintry marlin]

how to become a gm

your elo is high

how to get gm norms

so being 2500 elo on chess com doesnt make you a gm

you need to play in official tournaments

[icy dune]

gm norms are usually like performance norms so you have to play like a 2600+ in an official fide tournament

[wintry marlin]

Oh i see thank you guys

also should i play blitz 3 mins or 10 mins regular?

I sometimes play 1 min bullet

and mostly win because of time haha

i am a beginner

Okay thanks!

Age is just numbers haha

I am not good at chess

It takes years i guess

[thorn niche]

It's months not years

You just need to focus

I was playing since the age of 6

Beaten my cousin which was 12 at the time

[wintry marlin]

i used to play chess since i was a kid but never was that good at it

[thorn niche]

at 7

Or 5 idk

[sleek oriole]

hi leg

[wintry marlin]

and still 546 elo 💀

idk how and where

[thorn niche]

Yes...

[wintry marlin]

😭

[thorn niche]

😭

[wintry marlin]

chess com classes dont help much

i mean i need to look for tactics

i am sometimes missing check mate moves

Oh thank you so much

i watch anna cramling

Ah yes i know this person

anna cramling teaches it in a fun way

i dont get bored while listening to her

and mostly short videos

[grim edge]

i was reading my old convos with my bestie and it made me happy AHHHHHHHH

[wintry marlin]

🥺

[icy dune]

agreed

chess vibes is good for beginners

WAIT

THEY REMOVED

THE 5 SECOND

I JUST REALISED

[grim edge]

If you go, I'm going too, uh
'Cause it was always you

[icy dune]

chess.com discord server making a good decision for once???

[grim edge]

Huh

The slow mode

Is gone

[icy dune]

yeah

very cool

[azure root]

Hello guy

Being member of this discord server for almost 5 months until my disc account got deleted by my brother

[grim edge]

It's like they realised they don't have enough active chat participants to justify slow mode

[icy dune]

lol

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6dOtVTDdiauQNBQEDOtlAB?si=f42416f0080e4d85

[sleek oriole]

reading old convos is cringe - stewie

[grim edge]

It is not

It's sweet ahhhhh

[sleek oriole]

brian likes you

[grim edge]

Uhm whata

[minor spoke]

What’s the name

[wheat dew]

Brian is his dog

[wheat dew]

Cocoa UwU

[clever wind]

hi

https://tenor.com/view/walter-dog-walter-dog-gif-22183158

[minor spoke]

Gel

[grim edge]

All you do is yap. Why don't you pause for a bit and appreciate the people in your lives.. like your besties? Be grateful that you have someone who can humble you and bring you back to your senses while looking out for you.

https://open.spotify.com/track/0Z57YWES04xGh3AImDz6Qr?si=5058fa9d43c3450c

[wise mortar]

Is he a priest of something? He got Father on his name

And i am yours

Uh

[sleek oriole]

did u just find your mom

[minor spoke]

Aloha

[lapis brook]

yo

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jumping-cat-excited-excited-dance-gif-19354605

[lapis brook]

hey leg

[minor spoke]

Hmm

[wise mortar]

Happy happy happy

[minor spoke]

I need it

[lapis brook]

sad sad sad

[radiant flame]

revys alt

[vestal basin]

Hi

[minor spoke]

Not again 😭🙏

[lapis brook]

wheres arm

[silent quest]

In da pants

[tepid breach]

pp

[timber pine]

yo

[tepid breach]

fr

[timber pine]

where did slowmode go

[tepid breach]

died

with me

[lethal arrow]

R.I.P.
Rainy
2021-2024

[wise mortar]

Wait

Slow mode off?

@lament jacinth slow mode is off, now you can yap all you want

[timber pine]

cool

[grim edge]

Pp

[hearty glacier]

pP

Pp + pP = PppP

[wise mortar]

Chess lets get it

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/ryuk-ppap-gif-9080004

[marsh wave]

So seen any good horror movies?

[wise mortar]

Man that was the lamest meme ever back in the day

[grim edge]

Inside out

[jovial fable]

a serbian film

[hearty glacier]

i got a good horror series if u want

horror films are soo low budget for some reason

[grim edge]

Mandela catalogue

[marsh wave]

Not to be off base but I don't watch much horror films.

[wise mortar]

Ring (1998)

[marsh wave]

Good morning everyone.

[hearty glacier]

''From'' and ''Evil'' both are pretty fun series (evil is not really scary)

[hearty glacier]

morning

but i highly recommend ''From'' , one of my fav horror/thriller series

[marsh wave]

I just played a game with 93.6 Accuracy

[jovial fable]

i like evil

spooky demons rahh

[hearty glacier]

s01 was fun , s02 was a mistake , s03 is super fun

[jovial fable]

lmao fr

[hearty glacier]

if u have not watched 3 u should

[grim edge]

CONGRATS?!?!

[marsh wave]

@grim edge Yes! thankyou

[grim edge]

thats such an accomplishment

[marsh wave]

it's getting better

When I started chess I had no consistency.

[hearty glacier]

not really , depends on how many moves , i did it multiple times where my oponent just blunders a lot and i find best moves

[grim edge]

i think thats the boat im in tbh

[marsh wave]

You just need practise.

[grim edge]

maybe!! i just havent really been able to exceed 85%

[hearty glacier]

engine really loves solid moves , like instead of random attack , castle , develop ...

[grim edge]

plus i think i get scared of losing elo so i dont play that much

[grim edge]

easier said than done for sure </3

[marsh wave]

@grim edge Play unrated just ask for games in chess-talk and people will come out of the shadows. Since practise is the goal you could play anyone.

[hearty glacier]

i focused one week on playing reached 800 , then i spend a year or 2 playing one game a month and on lichess since i'm lazy .-. i could have been in the 1000s if i committed daily

[grim edge]

would you wanna play some time then?

[marsh wave]

Sure.

[grim edge]

this is so true </3 i also get tired really quickly and start playing random moves bec chess can be sooo exhausting

thinking ahead all the time is difficult

[grim edge]

Perfect opponent. I challenge thou.

[grim edge]

I also challenge you

[hearty glacier]

send lichess link

[grim edge]

Lichess :<

Pls cc

[grim edge]

sure! add me

I'll just send you the challenge link

https://link.chess.com/play/9RCgj8

[hearty glacier]

is that u in the profile pic?

[grim edge]

You need to learn it instead of playing it at all to become master

[grim edge]

lol no its a tv character

Click the link

[warped sparrow]

What's ur user??

[grim edge]

thats stranger danger

Hey someone wanna play??

https://link.chess.com/play/JNbVYa

[warped sparrow]

User pls

[grim edge]

https://link.chess.com/play/wuPkat

[grim edge]

Hey wsup u decline??

[warped sparrow]

Skbiidi

[grim edge]

Lol