💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

okay

[peak plank]

is Dahlia good at chess?

okay

[grim edge]

whateer

[sour peak]

Yea it is

I play phone tho

[sour peak]

whateer

Is that a fruit

[peak plank]

it better not be bullet

[grim edge]

can we stop playing now

im done playing

gg

was it even gg for me

not true. AHHHHH okay i will need to ping Coral now

you are sweet for saying that

[proper kettle]

@fluid hill

[fluid hill]

Hi

why phig

[proper kettle]

Idk

[jovial fable]

Cap

[grim edge]

Hi fellow humans

[manic pendant]

i'm gonna post the lyrics to giga spamton with lyrics

[grim edge]

@grim edge maybe lessen your habit of being annoying

you were sweet

but you were annoying to coral

are you using windows laptop?

makes sense

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-mayhem-mind-blowing-this-information-is-mind-blowing-my-reaction-to-that-information-gif-27268321

[grim edge]

my ss are clearer @grim edge

my picture is not blurry

because youre using a windows laptop

same thing

[frail temple]

same thing

literally the same thing .-.

[grim edge]

this is a clear representation of the quote "Your Value depends on where you are and the people you surround yourself with"

youre using windows im using macOS. we're in different places

[frail temple]

no they are not.

[grim edge]

i was talking about windows vs macos

you, mortals, always want what you cant have

it is

in a perfect world, you have 8 e-kittens

[peak plank]

ofc ur annoying

[jovial fable]

macOS is shit

[grim edge]

i just like talking to siri

[jovial fable]

built for nothing besides apple products

[grim edge]

bro literally called me baby

[jovial fable]

Maybe because you set ur name to siri as baby

[grim edge]

ohh i remember

[peak plank]

im washed

[restive storm]

get gooder

[peak plank]

netted out a postive rating gain but just hung way too many peices

[restive storm]

you gottaplay a bunch of games again

[peak plank]

blitz broke me

[restive storm]

do some rapid

[peak plank]

I did

[restive storm]

even 10+0 will help

[peak plank]

I played like 8 games today

and I threw some may advantages

by making one move peice hangs

[restive storm]

recently when I came back to playing. a lot online I did that
I still do it a bit sometimes but it's less

[peak plank]

I ended it pulling it together but that was really rough

[restive storm]

yeah good job

[marsh wave]

Evening.

[rapid wadi]

im pretty sure bros pc is well outdated, dont consider yourself superior having an overpriced piece of metal with a screen and keyboard that looks fancy,

[grim edge]

uhm do you want to argue? or you just want to flex that your comprehension level is poor

[rapid wadi]

by different places wdym? my comprehension?

[grim edge]

AHHHHH just read my previous convo with coaching then get back to me. analyze my text and tell me if i considered myself superior

[rapid wadi]

i mean if you want an overpriced piece of hot garbage thats going to falter in 3-4 years you can use it, but you cant disrespect the brother like that

[grim edge]

hush, big dawg.

youre not making sense. read

[rapid wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/photo-of-nerd-emoji-emote-gif-26220991

[warm spindle]

And its all levy's fault.

[rapid wadi]

u have voicemod on, you can hear yourself

[twin moon]

Was that rizz

[grim edge]

drink holy water. youre being possessed

the more fingers dipped into it, the tastier it becomes

[peak plank]

uh wtf

[grim edge]

@lament jacinth im gonna bounce. go take over

[regal sandal]

How do you coach anyone under 1000?

like do you play them or watch them play or what

[fallen fern]

@lament jacinth now who’s got the better pfp

Took that pic myself

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[sour peak]

bounce?

[bronze portal]

Ooga booga

[fallen fern]

Means she’s going to leave

It’s slang

[sour peak]

I was bouta say

[lament jacinth]

Butterfly

[fallen fern]

Mhm >:)

[fallen fern]

BYEEEE 😭

[grim edge]

uoga booga ur now 1k ooga

[hot bison]

Dang

[quick quartz]

Damn, got muted twice in 1 day yesterday 😔

[twilit river]

🔥

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

But but beer is like a child

[jovial fable]

u can always get another child, but two free crates of beer is a once in a lifetime event

[grim edge]

[fallen fern]

I hate my pfp I need a kitty pfp

[errant wyvern]

look on pinterest

[fallen fern]

Perfect

I can’t believe i put some bug as my pfp

[jovial fable]

Mayhem riffs got me buggin

[errant wyvern]

are you talking about freezing moon?

[jovial fable]

freezing moon is good but i like chainsaw gutsfk

[errant wyvern]

oh another good one

[jovial fable]

i jus wish dead didn’t unalive himself so there could at least be one album w his vocals

his live vocals in leipzig

were fire

[errant wyvern]

yeah it’s kinda sad

[errant wyvern]

uh I’ll look it out

[jovial fable]

https://open.spotify.com/album/3V05yXYaEUlHw0yRkC9c4v?si=5CKUReNlTXC_sX_vV5c_Aw

[errant wyvern]

thanks

[lament jacinth]

LALALALALA

[fallen fern]

You win

I can’t have no ugly bug as a my pfp

[lament jacinth]

HA

[fallen fern]

HMPH

[lament jacinth]

I WIN HAHA

[fallen fern]

Ahem

[lament jacinth]

No

[fallen fern]

Frick

[lament jacinth]

Talk to your crush don't talk about her

[fallen fern]

They were a POS but like super cute

[lament jacinth]

??????

WAT

[fallen fern]

Lol

Someone I know irl is here and I don’t want them seeing that 😭

Hi legggg

[frail temple]

👀

[twilit river]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-butcher-hahaha-the-boys-gif-25858467

[fallen fern]

They run in my head rent free everyday 😍!!!

[twilit river]

Oh hell nah😢

[lament jacinth]

DONT LOL ME

[fallen fern]

It’s ok once I touch down on American soil I’m gonna find a new crush

[fallen fern]

YARAB 😭😭😭😭

[lament jacinth]

LALALALAL

[fallen fern]

Ew Florida

[errant wyvern]

they’re actually nice

[lament jacinth]

Oh my gosh Percy you're from florida

[frail temple]

Florida is so good zzz

[twilit river]

What's wrong with Florida

[fallen fern]

Naur

[lament jacinth]

I LOVE FLORIDA

[frail temple]

I'm from California. don't talk about it

[fallen fern]

I’m so scared to go to America though 😭

Americans are so scary

[twilit river]

😸

[lament jacinth]

HOT WEATHER AND CRAZY PEOPLE

[fallen fern]

They also don’t know how to drive well

And I think of their food as fake 😭

[twilit river]

Crazy diss

[grim edge]

chess makes me infinitely angry

[lament jacinth]

Anyone from a country in Asia can't drive well (I'm from asia)

[fallen fern]

I’m being so fr

[twilit river]

I'm gonna become racist towards yours now watch out

[fallen fern]

I’m from Canada go off

[jovial fable]

Yeah best lineup of mayhem, necrobutcher, euronymous, dead and hellhammer

[grim edge]

i have done many acts of property damage

[lament jacinth]

Lebanon is in Asia genius

[twilit river]

NVM

[lament jacinth]

Yes

[fallen fern]

Middle East is in Asia but people just call any Arab country the middle east

So they separate it

The same was Russians try to call themselves Asian 😭💀💀💀💀💀

LOOOOOOL

[twilit river]

Isn't Canada's prices going up like crazy atm

[jovial fable]

look at eastern russians, they look asian

[lament jacinth]

In most meals

[twilit river]

On groceries and stuff

[grim edge]

half of russia is practically in asia

[twilit river]

What?

[errant wyvern]

yeah

[jovial fable]

eastern russian

[grim edge]

dividing europe and asia is pointless

[lament jacinth]

A third of Russia is in Asia, all of the middle east is in Asia

[fallen fern]

Aren’t they actually right beside Mongolia tho

They actually have Asian roots like china, Mongolia etc

[lament jacinth]

There's a difference

[jovial fable]

not all russians are slavic

[twilit river]

What?

[fallen fern]

immigration at its finest 😍

Deep long history

[grim edge]

the specifics are, anyways

[fallen fern]

no

[grim edge]

its more a cultural thing than a borders thing

[fallen fern]

I just know Japanese

But fluent in yappanese

🐺🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

RAAAAAAAAAA

😔

The only brain rot I’ve gotten into is country music

COUNTRYYYY BOOOOOOOY

[twilit river]

How is country music brainrot

[fallen fern]

It just is

[twilit river]

😠💢

[fallen fern]

imma go to Texas with me cowboy hat and boots and ride a horse

[twilit river]

Yeah

[fallen fern]

Then get a fat brisket

Do Americans hold the door for the person behind them

I gotta fit in

Young sheldonnnnnn

[twilit river]

Ain't no one talking about carolina

[jovial fable]

isn’t that just general respect?

[fallen fern]

Not a lot of Americans got that

This is me roasting America for satire

I think I’m more scared of the fact someone could just be walking around with a gun in America

[twilit river]

Who

[fallen fern]

uhhhh idk if I can do that

I’m so scared I don’t wanna live in America 😭

[jovial fable]

should make u feel safer, if someone starts some shit they getting popped

[twilit river]

There's like 125 guns per 100 people here

[fallen fern]

WHAT

[fallen fern]

🧍🏽‍♀️

[broken terrace]

They wasn't wrong general-off-topic is just straight up brainrot lol

[fallen fern]

Yes it is Alan

How are you Al

Ok but being so fr are Americans friendly

Do they have attitude problems if you ask for help when you’re lost

[jovial fable]

if they didn’t have a gun and someone else pulled up with a gun with bad intentions, that would be worse, no?

[fallen fern]

Will they try to kidnap me there ???

[fallen fern]

😭?????)

Going to Chicago

What’s the rate there

[twilit river]

CHICAGO IS THE WORST

[jovial fable]

ur cooked

[twilit river]

Ur gonna get mugged day one no cap

[fallen fern]

Guys……

[jovial fable]

just don’t go to oblock 🔥🔥

[fallen fern]

OBLOCK???

[jovial fable]

stay strapped or get clapped

[fallen fern]

It’s ok it’s ok it won’t be too long

It’s not living in America forever

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/o-block-real-beautiful-block-gif-17572203911508155030

[twilit river]

Getting strapped is pointless btw

Only useful for house protection

[fallen fern]

https://tenor.com/view/fetal-position-futurama-bender-robot-nervous-gif-3911608

[jovial fable]

walk around with a kalashnikov on you at all times

[fallen fern]

I wanna convince my dad to go to nyc so I can sing that one Beyoncé song

Times Square rats 😍

[jovial fable]

Get a real one then

[fallen fern]

I wonder if I’ll see YouTubers on the streets

I only think of Gotham city when I think of New York

[fallen fern]

Bruh 😭😭😭

Or I gotta smoke a fat blunt in nyc and be a thug (I do not condone smoking nor do I smoke)

What team is better bluds or blues I forgot their name

Blud and crimps

Yes that

[jovial fable]

depends on where u are

[twilit river]

Crips better cuz they blue themed

[fallen fern]

U right u right

[jovial fable]

nyc is majority crips and chicago is mostly bloods

[fallen fern]

Will they protect me

[jovial fable]

and BDs and GDs

[fallen fern]

I’m just a baby girl trying to get around the city

My dads idea

[twilit river]

Go to Florida!!!

Not that much crime rate!!! Except for the hoods

[fallen fern]

We’re also going to Minnesota so I think I’m meeting all of Africa soon

[fallen fern]

Do they have Disney there

[jovial fable]

i am also moving to the united states in a month

😱😱😱

[fallen fern]

We got this

I don’t wanna live there for too long I hate America

[jovial fable]

i’m staying there for basically a year lmao

[fallen fern]

School????

[jovial fable]

Yh

[fallen fern]

I am so sorry you gotta be there for that long

I’m only going for some family stuff and travelling around, I want to visit unis there

[jovial fable]

it’s not that bad

[fallen fern]

I’ll be sure to dap up all the cuties I meet there

[jovial fable]

better than where i’m living now

[fallen fern]

Which is

[jovial fable]

meth central 🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️

[fallen fern]

Uhhhh

[jovial fable]

australia

[fallen fern]

BRUH AUSTRALIA IS GREAT?

[frail temple]

australia is too hot

[jovial fable]

no it’s fine

[frail temple]

last place I'd wanna live in would be australia

[jovial fable]

i live in meth central

[fallen fern]

I mean the biggest problem of Australia is the bugs

[frail temple]

Do you think Los Angeles is too hot

[jovial fable]

u go outside and there’s a crackhead lurking

[fallen fern]

Uhhhhh…? Melbourne?

[twilit river]

Ofc bruh

[frail temple]

Sounds like Skid Row

[fallen fern]

Ok maybe I’ll go

[jovial fable]

the bug problem is overblown and memed into people actually believing it

[fallen fern]

No it AINT UR SPIDERS ARE HUGE

[jovial fable]

no

[jovial fable]

no

[fallen fern]

LIAR

[frail temple]

the best place on Earth is Antarctica

[jovial fable]

unless u go out hunting for a spider, you can go months without seeing one

[frail temple]

no bugs. 100% happiness

[fallen fern]

I’m gonna sing party in the USA the moment I hit touch down

Maybe then they’ll think I’m peaceful

[peak plank]

we should send you there

[frail temple]

fun fact: the song is based on Los angeles airport

[fallen fern]

Gasp?!?

[jovial fable]

LAX is horrible

[frail temple]

u probs knew that already zzz

[fallen fern]

No I didn’t

[frail temple]

yeah whatever zzz

[fallen fern]

why are you saying zzz

[frail temple]

ur trolling

[fallen fern]

?????

[frail temple]

u already knew that.

[fallen fern]

I DIDNT?

[frail temple]

ok dude.

[fallen fern]

Bruh

[frail temple]

are you from the US

[fallen fern]

No

[frail temple]

ok but still.

an airport has a 3 letter abbreivation

[fallen fern]

Ok so

She only mentioned hopped on the plane to LAX with my dream and my cardigan

[jovial fable]

Lax is los angeles airport

[fallen fern]

Yea I know

But the songs about America

Not only LAX

[full glen]

woah

3 layers of perlin noise. first layer generates random details, second (16 times larger) creates islands, third (32 times larger) creates the general shape

then one circular mask in the middle to make a sea

[vestal basin]

Hi

[grim edge]

@wise mortar

[glossy radish]

i never lie

[jovial fable]

there’s no way u can touch u left palm to the top of ur shoulder

[glossy radish]

i just did

[jovial fable]

ur lying there’s no way

[glossy radish]

what

i just did it again

[jovial fable]

show some evidence, there’s no way

[glossy radish]

a pic?

[jovial fable]

yeah

[glossy radish]

i’m in my pjs rn

[jovial fable]

another time then

[glossy radish]

😎

[fervent comet]

ok

[wintry marlin]

Any GMs here?

[glass grail]

i just inserted a fork into electric fly swatter

def not doing it again 😭

[wintry marlin]

Never seen an electric fly swatter though

[hot bison]

Dang

[glass grail]

theyre like 5 dollars

[digital phoenix]

Electric fly swatter is a tennis racket innit

[glass grail]

yes

[wintry marlin]

Fly lives matter mate

[glass grail]

i wonder what happens if i connect two swatters with a fork

[digital phoenix]

They dont

[wintry marlin]

I also hate flies

[glass grail]

i hate them so much i dont even care about mosquito bites anymore

[wintry marlin]

is that you on your pfp ?

[wintry marlin]

same

[glass grail]

nah bro

i dont even feel when theyre biting anymore

[wintry marlin]

bro is a menace

[bleak skiff]

how bittersweet

[grim edge]

(the emojis come from of what happens if you type the first letter of each answer into the emoji selector)

[jovial fable]

iceland is black a palestine poll?

[grim edge]

(the emojis come from of what happens if you type the first letter of each answer into the emoji selector)

oh no I had to change Palestine to something less controversial but I can't edit a poll welp

[grim edge]

Okay don't worry I'm making a new one

[grim edge]

shit forgot to set the time to 1 hour

okay NOW time for voting

[warped crater]

what?

help

its -8 but its M3

[grim edge]

hello women

[grim edge]

go to chess talk

[warped crater]

position:

[warped crater]

kk ty

[grim edge]

chess talk discuss there thanks

[warped crater]

k

[grim edge]

vote now for the epic poll: #💬〡general-off-topic message

[rapid wadi]

[e-mail]

go to chess talk nerd

https://tenor.com/view/monogatari-girls-pretty-girls-anime-gif-14041269

im asking nicely..............

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-anime-lol-gif-14305297849020561129

[bitter arch]

Ke7

[rapid wadi]

i am not a man

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-16572778167231286334

[bitter arch]

my brain is not coordinating with my eyes

[rapid wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-17420955548572411447

nuh uh

i have proof

😳

https://tenor.com/view/no-nuh-uh-gojo-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-14988283771076929086

[quick quartz]

Noop

[rapid wadi]

ayo???????

bludawg is NOT being srs right

[grim edge]

Femboy gifs?

Dawg I'm in

[rapid wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-yay-anime-jujutsu-gojo-gif-20624254

ok what proof does bro want

id rather not bother post my picture online, dont knoiw where itll circulate smh

i can show you my cleavage

cleavage is common but face isnt

[sleek oriole]

sup paul

[rapid wadi]

[slate owl]

meoww

[quick quartz]

Wattesegma

[analog latch]

Ahh not u again

[quick quartz]

Who are you?

[rapid wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-gif-20632860

[serene halo]

<@&745328830649991179> how can i contribute to the server by becoming a server mod

[analog latch]

Someone

[quick quartz]

💀💀💀

[dreamy sequoia]

hi

[vestal basin]

Hi

[sleek oriole]

hiii

[vestal basin]

Wassup

Guys

[wise mortar]

Bro got big confidence 💀

[vestal basin]

Play f4 openings

Indian?

[wise mortar]

Take your time when playing

[vestal basin]

Definately start with d4

Nope I'm right wing

Yup

Samosa

[sleek oriole]

e4!!!! (idgaf)

[vestal basin]

Maharashtra

[vestal basin]

A4 🇺🇲🦅

You?

Damn

[quick quartz]

#💬〡chess-talk

[vestal basin]

Nothing

[wise mortar]

How to say “your mom” in Hindi

[quick quartz]

2 rupees

[wise mortar]

1 rupees

[quick quartz]

n=m/M

[serene halo]

come lets watch a match 2000 vs 1100 guys #850728015930982430

[warped crater]

I KNOW OML

READ THE TOP BRO

[fallow spade]

anime on top

[warped crater]

CAP

BRO U CAN READ

xd

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> shivkant patel (suryance21)

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Name: shivkant patel (suryance21)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1132 (1459 peak)
Blitz: 565 (809 peak)
Bullet: 927

[rapid wadi]

whats some goated harem anime i can watch on crunchyroll?

[west reef]

touch grass kids

[rapid wadi]

answer my question pls

[final shuttle]

hi

[clear sequoia]

Apply at https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/the-chess-community-needs-you !

[jovial fable]

the community needs me??!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/batman-gif-4439279616571508647

[lament jacinth]

You need to be a member for atleast a year

[jovial fable]

have a cc account over a year old ashcually

[west reef]

being mod is waste of your time

[lament jacinth]

Real

[west reef]

it is called as discord slavery

in other words

[lament jacinth]

Real

[clear sequoia]

… and have only one chess.com account (or authorized alts)

[crimson yarrow]

im gonna unsilly all of you

YOU will not be silly anymore

[jovial fable]

fr

[crimson yarrow]

next person who talks is gay

[jovial fable]

only for you

[lime lava]

HELLOOO

[jovial fable]

hello mario

[lime lava]

Sup

[jovial fable]

does it hurt having to stomp goombas everyday

[lament jacinth]

AHHH BEAN BURRITO

[lime lava]

Me?

It doesnt hurt me

[lament jacinth]

DONT YOU DARE IGNORE ME

[crimson yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-anarchy-chess-chaos-gif-24820683

[lament jacinth]

MAIROS

[lament jacinth]

#💬〡chess-talk

[jovial fable]

everyday having to wake up knowing there are more goombas out there

unstomped and no matter how many u brutally muderer there will always be more

a never ending war, of brutal murder that never comes to a end

[lime lava]

Hello liya😄

[lament jacinth]

HI MAIROS

[lime lava]

Can you stop screaming

[lament jacinth]

or what big boy

😼

[lime lava]

Im not sure what you talking about

[jovial fable]

do you know what a goomba is

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-goomba-walking-walk-mad-gif-17716403

[lament jacinth]

Tell him to look in a mirror if he's unsure

[lime lava]

Im gonna grab your face and shake you with one hand in the air till you cry

[lethal arrow]

“a walking mushroom with an angry face”

[lament jacinth]

Sounds like you're into that

[lime lava]

[lethal arrow]

💀💀💀

[lime lava]

You stopped screaming...
So it worked

[jovial fable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/808417839005433934/993276359096934570/attachment-14.gif

[lament jacinth]

WHAT IF I START SCREAMING AGAIN

AHAHA

[jovial fable]

i might have to utterly crush u in a battle of wits on the site of chess.com

[lament jacinth]

oh

😳

[twilit river]

😳

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-head-no-face-palm-gordon-ramsay-disappointment-gif-12878976

[lament jacinth]

AH GORDON RAMSAY

[lime lava]

Cya later...

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-goomba-walking-walk-gif-17716304

leaked liya face reveal

[lament jacinth]

Bold of you to assume I look that good

[jovial fable]

😭

[versed jetty]

whats goin on here

[balmy meadow]

Such blasphemy of beauty this is

[rugged granite]

Anyone reads novels here?

[jovial fable]

i take adderall and stare at the front cover

[rugged granite]

The front covers are made too attractive

But i never opened any

[grim edge]

Hello. I just forgot to cancel my free trial and got auto-paid 89.99EUR. I wrote to support for a refund. Is there any chance?

[versed jetty]

got scammed

[jovial fable]

Beamed by chess.com

[grim edge]

not funny:(

[twilit river]

It's gone 😦

Never getting it back lil bro 🙏

[versed jetty]

free money

[sleek oriole]

there is a high chance they will refund, yes

[grim edge]

thanks! I'm waiting for their reply

[primal fern]

hi please connect your account for trusted role

[grim edge]

did it

[primal fern]

you did not

[grim edge]

"You are connected to Discord" on chess page

[primal fern]

yep awesome

[grim edge]

does it change anything?

[primal fern]

@trusted

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[lapis brook]

Ask support staff or moderators

[grim edge]

i wrote through chess.com support form

[lapis brook]

Good luck waiting for their reply time

[grim edge]

can i ping them on discord?

[lapis brook]

You do have the ability to do that. Yes.

[warped crater]

THEN HOW DID U ANSWER

bro thinks he can’t read 🤣🤣🤣

[sturdy river]

?serverinfo

[fluid hill]

hiiiiiiiiiii @proper kettle

why ping

[proper kettle]

Boredom

[fluid hill]

nice

how is home

[proper kettle]

Good

[ebon iris]

its home

[fluid hill]

I wasn’t asking you

[marsh wave]

Ugh, chat.

[proper kettle]

Who were you asking then?

[fluid hill]

This guy

[limpid shoal]

Helllo

[proper kettle]

Bruh

[ebon iris]

which one

[limpid shoal]

Wanna play chess someone?

[fluid hill]

hi bestie

[fluid hill]

what’s your rating

[ebon iris]

hi mister

[limpid shoal]

My rating is 385

[ebon iris]

1367

[fluid hill]

nice

[ebon iris]

yours?

[fluid hill]

and sure I’ll play

[fluid hill]

409

[limpid shoal]

My id - sameer17005

[fluid hill]

Sent

[proper kettle]

Rapid or what

[fluid hill]

rapid

[proper kettle]

Mine is 705

I’m better

[fluid hill]

sweat

[proper kettle]

You liar its 742

[fluid hill]

oh mb, rapid is 742 blitz is 409

[proper kettle]

Smh

[fluid hill]

I got the two mixed up

[proper kettle]

Don’t do it again

[fluid hill]

My tapid rating is 409

[proper kettle]

You’re voluntarily spreading misinformation

[fluid hill]

cry about it

[proper kettle]

💀

Lame ass comeback google something better

[fluid hill]

3. You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

[proper kettle]

Bravo 👏

[fluid hill]

cry about it

[proper kettle]

You’re mean

Learn some manners boy

[limpid shoal]

Anyone wanna play chess ?

[fading wren]

why cant I remove any announcement role, I clicked on Channels & Roles and clicked to disable them yet they reappear on me

[proper kettle]

Real

[zealous glen]

You gotta use the doomah feature

[fading wren]

uh whats that?

[zealous glen]

HAHAAHAHAH GOT HIM

[zealous glen]

Doomah balls fit in your mouth

[fading wren]

:/

[proper kettle]

Good one

[zealous glen]

Lmaooooooo

[zealous glen]

I go up to people, tell them "did you know that hamood spelled backwards is still hamood?" The nerds say "umm, no, actually..."

The nerds always fall for it LMAOOO

[zealous glen]

Check on #1039943660839641139

[proper kettle]

Lmao

[zealous glen]

They anserwed it like 200 times there

[fading wren]

alr thanks...

[west reef]

haha

[hearty glacier]

OMFG I MADE HER LAUGH

@wise mortar in ur face biyyyytch

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wif-hat-catwifhat-cwif-gif-14401060279892882261

[fervent comet]

nerds

[marsh wave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBj0-dIU8HI

By the darkest river....

[jovial fable]

i love lamb of god

[marsh wave]

75% Have voted Perry.

@fervent comet

@jovial fable Yeah? What's your favorite song?

[jovial fable]

Redneck, walk with me in hell and foot to the throat

[marsh wave]

@jovial fable I'm just learning about Lamb of God I'll have to give them a listen. Thanks.

[jovial fable]

nice

[sleek oriole]

only loser here is who says that to others 😠

[fervent comet]

hmm

[marsh wave]

https://tenor.com/view/excellent-ip-address-i-have-your-ip-address-gif-23894879

[terse hedge]

Yes

[fervent comet]

nuh uh

wrong place to face reveal

[terse hedge]

Plz

[fervent comet]

no

[marsh wave]

@jovial fable At present my reaction is (Could I listen to it louder?)

[jovial fable]

lmaoo

[vestal basin]

Perry

[upbeat viper]

Feel the melody that's in the air

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-meow-are-you-kidding-me-are-you-kitten-me-right-meow-seriously-gif-27226081

[marsh wave]

I have autisim

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/despite-all-my-rage-rat-in-a-cage-rat-cage-rage-gif-10047273596784400314

[marsh wave]

lol

[grim edge]

Yayay

[peak plank]

H

[jovial fable]

I

[grim edge]

G

[versed jetty]

H

[grim edge]

O

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jumping-cat-excited-excited-dance-gif-19354605

[cursive pawn]

hi

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/896008989630947409/1065680452901417000/4x-2.gif

[quick quartz]

I'm in a field of dandelions🗣️🎶

[cursive pawn]

show

take pic

[fallen fern]

i think its lyrics

[quick quartz]

Shut the f up

It's lyrics

[quick quartz]

Flip

[fallen fern]

real

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/skulls-gif-24525260

[minor spoke]

Wasup

[minor spoke]

😭

[quick quartz]

Wishing on everyone that you'll be mine🗣️🎶

[fallen fern]

no

[cursive pawn]

no

[fallen fern]

we have to have dignity, we have to stand up

[fallen fern]

https://tenor.com/view/defeat-cait-sith-final-fantasy7-final-fantasy7remake-pounding-fist-gif-26071824

[quick quartz]

Won't you let my darling know that?

[fallen fern]

where she at

[minor spoke]

@peak plank I lost to a 400

[quick quartz]

With her boyfriend

[fallen fern]

dang

shes being a simp rn i cant help im in the same situation

[fallen iron]

I’m at the airport rn my flight got delayed twice 😭

[quick quartz]

I have a girlfriend, but I can't let go of my ex crush😔

[fallen fern]

where u trying to go

[fallen fern]

REAL ASDFHSUDJFAKERIFJGBNFGM

wait wtf u have a gf tho!!?!??

[quick quartz]

Cooked😔🔥

[fallen iron]

Connecticut

[quick quartz]

😔Yes

[fallen iron]

From Atlanta

[fallen fern]

countryboooooy

[fallen fern]

at this point you gotta walk yourself to jail

or call the cops on yourself

[quick quartz]

I gotta walk into a truck 🔥

[fallen fern]

yea lets do it together

its a month and im still yapping about my horrible ex crush

[quick quartz]

Or let's speed at 300km/h into a tree

[fallen fern]

omg yes

[quick quartz]

🔥It'll be fast

[fallen fern]

period

so why is ur crush ur "ex-crush"

[quick quartz]

Because I got into a relationship😔

[fallen fern]

oh

why would u do that when u can try pursuing ur crush

[quick quartz]

I mean, me and her were close to becoming a thing😔🔥But my teacher ruined it

[fallen fern]

HOW?

[quick quartz]

We were close to coming together, but my teacher started teasing her constantly, then she started hating me, now it's gone

[fallen fern]

i hope ur gf doesnt read these messages thats actually crazy

[quick quartz]

She's not on discord 😔

[fallen fern]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-vegeta-rain-vegeta-sad-dbz-dragon-ball-z-gif-2167897810151461845

[fervent comet]

yes

[quick quartz]

😭I'm cooked

[fallen fern]

its ok my ex crush was a manipulator egostistical gaslighting piece of sh

but i like the idea of him

not him tho

[fervent comet]

sounds bad

[fallen fern]

it was rlly bad

[quick quartz]

You like the IDEA OF HIM? doesn't that mean you like him being a manipulator and stuff?

[fallen fern]

nono yk when you only try to think of the good times and ignore the 95% of the bad times

im having a moment like that, but when i start telling people about him im like "dang this sounds rlly bad now that im speaking"

[quick quartz]

🔥Attachment is crazy. Did you try getting with him

[fallen fern]

no ofc not

even the thought of being with him sounds like a catastrophe

[grim edge]

Wishing on every one that you'd be mine, mine 🎶 lalalalalala

[fallen fern]

hes just eye candy, something cute to look at

plus im bored

[quick quartz]

😨

[fervent comet]

depression talk ?

[quick quartz]

You like his looks

[fervent comet]

be happy

[fallen fern]

LMAO no depression

[quick quartz]

🔥🔥Finding out his personality would automatically make him ugly

[fallen fern]

yuuuup

[grim edge]

better be the flight, not your period

[quick quartz]

[fallen fern]

ok im going to go read and study bye guys :3

[fervent comet]

bye

[quick quartz]

Bye bye

[fervent comet]

gl

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-cute-cat-meme-cat-cats-gif-10805439624456023806

[grim edge]

omg, i said this to someone. lmao

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/mogged-rizz-bosnov-mogging-looks-maxxing-gif-7838888269387684425

[peak plank]

400s are strong it's normal

[sleek oriole]

szemrágógumi

[pastel cliff]

hi guys

[cursive pawn]

Mog

I have jean paul gaultier

[quick quartz]

Stalking your ex crush is a diff type of feeling 🔥

[grim edge]

eww bradah

[stuck kestrel]

why

shes ur ex crush not current crush

[grim edge]

you are emotionally cheating on your gf. please flex it. we can't hear it.

[stuck kestrel]

u think he has a gf

[grim edge]

if he has, he is

[stuck kestrel]

u think someone like that would be capable of having a gf

[quick quartz]

Idk, I've been attached since 2022

[quick quartz]

I know, but

[grim edge]

you have a point. i have three male friends here, and they all don't have gfs.

[quick quartz]

I fit the criteria to have a girlfriend, so yes. I'm capable of getting one. Easily too

[stuck kestrel]

🤣

that explains why youve been stalking a girl for 2 years

makes perfect sense

lmao

i feel bad for ur gf if u have one

[grim edge]

dont be a penny fleck

[quick quartz]

Don't feel bad for my girlfriend, I'm still affectionate towards her, and it's genuine

[stuck kestrel]

[quick quartz]

Movie name ?

[grim edge]

just do your puzzles, big dawg

[quick quartz]

Why do I still have feelings towards my old crush

Everything went so well, now it's back😨Cooked

I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me🗣️🎶

[blazing wing]

@wraith bridge

[quick quartz]

@grim edge

[fluid egret]

Chess 2.0 online lol

[silent quest]

You dont get a gf when you have feelings for your ex crush

You move on first

[quick quartz]

I don't like her anymore, detached a few minutes ago

[wary pawn]

hola

[lusty falcon]

sup

[slender jolt]

sup, havent checked this in a while

[ebon iris]

sup, havent checked this in a while

why do i not have double booster? i boosted the server twice

[marsh wave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&list=RDMM&index=22

[grim edge]

Chess is confusing

[versed jetty]

too much anime

[marsh wave]

I need to learn to not delete my account.

I just get like OCD, about it.

[fading spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/edp445-stare-at-you-i-have-hired-i-have-hired-this-bird-to-stare-at-you-the-gang-tm-edp-gif-22634718

[versed jetty]

why him specifically

[peak plank]

awh

[upbeat viper]

shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan

[haughty vapor]

Bro what

☠️

[vestal basin]

Hi

Wassup

[lament jacinth]

That's called you're not ready for a new gf lmao

[quick quartz]

Erm. That's old things

[lament jacinth]

Whats old things

[versed jetty]

old

[lament jacinth]

You're old

[versed jetty]

maybe

[lament jacinth]

OLD MAN

[quick quartz]

Me liking my ex crush, I detached from her like a few minutes afterwards

[lament jacinth]

Ok

[upbeat viper]

not a place to discuss dating experience please

[quick quartz]

Erm. This is lowkey General

If not that, then tf are we supposed to talk about? That wasn't even about dating experiences

[lament jacinth]

Nananananananan Bastman

[grim edge]

talk about your paranormal encounters

[quick quartz]

This is an ass server icl, shi got lame asf

[upbeat viper]

I mean you're never talking about chess

[peak plank]

mate ur just a bad person

[upbeat viper]

not a coincidence you don't enjoy it

[quick quartz]

🔥

Idk what to speak about in Chess talk

[upbeat viper]

chess puzzles

positions

whatever chess related

[quick quartz]

Nah, I'm a good person

[upbeat viper]

that's the core of the server afterall

[grim edge]

A vimun phenomenon happened here in the old days. The poor lad yapped so much about his questionable dating life. The crowd didn't seem to like his doings. The poor lad got stoned so hard which led to his downfall.

[versed jetty]

no

[quick quartz]

Damn...

[quick quartz]

Why would I get stoned by a bunch of randoms

[upbeat viper]

well that's not why he got banned

:')

anyways

[quick quartz]

Now I am confused

Who was it

[upbeat viper]

someone

[grim edge]

I didn't say he was banned because of that. I said downfall not exiled

[upbeat viper]

yaya

[quick quartz]

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/hahaha-voldemort-laughing-harry-potter-gif-15792377

[versed jetty]

heh

[upbeat viper]

smooth operatooor

[quick quartz]

@grim edge I got called a "Rake" what does that mean, O' wise one?

[grim edge]

@quick quartz tell us your paranormal encounters

[quick quartz]

I saw a ghost and I 😱

Scared

[grim edge]

a nasty boy

[upbeat viper]

are you done with Himym ?

[quick quartz]

😨Hygiene?

[grim edge]

have you listened to lady gaga's womanizer? that's a rake

[quick quartz]

Now I'm even more confused

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

yess bast

i just realized that HIMYM is ass

[upbeat viper]

sitcoms moment

[grim edge]

i watched it thrice

[quick quartz]

😨I searched up Rake and different results came up

[grim edge]

only this time i find it ewww

[quick quartz]

The rake

[upbeat viper]

damn

have you watched GoT ?

[grim edge]

yesss

[upbeat viper]

noice

[grim edge]

during pandemic

[upbeat viper]

hi Pix

[quick quartz]

Girls giving people weird nicknames

[quick quartz]

Like Rake? Isn't that a garden tool

[grim edge]

now House of the dragon

[quick quartz]

Maybe it's a hidden message

[grim edge]

Bast watch Peaky Blinders

[upbeat viper]

one day

[quick quartz]

I sweep up leaves

[grim edge]

just ask her

[quick quartz]

I did

[upbeat viper]

@peak plank

[quick quartz]

Wth womanizer shi, erm

What's a womanizer I don't understand this concept

Either that, or I'm being called a skinny and pale creature

[peak plank]

you just ping me randomly?

[upbeat viper]

you were typing

and left

[peak plank]

fair

[left plover]

@peak plank

[peak plank]

😦

[left plover]

There you go

[hearty glacier]

hello

[unique igloo]

hi

[grim edge]

Is it normal to forget your 2nd language in a day

I woke up one day not being able to speak it lol

[sullen isle]

A womanizer is a person who is attractive to women in general.

https://tenor.com/view/okkotsu-yuta-okkotsu-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-gif-13901989739660073482

Like this guy for example.

[quick quartz]

And me, for example

[haughty vapor]

Chat I’m a proud womanizer

[haughty vapor]

Nah man

[chilly elbow]

Hmmm

[frail temple]

David navara is a womanizer.

[haughty vapor]

And ur a furry.

[frail temple]

OK wtf luke

you're annoying

[haughty vapor]

sorry had to be said.

[wise mortar]

💀

[grim edge]

it’s better than you coming up with one. i’d hate to see what you’d call yourself

[quick quartz]

I truly don't know what you're trying to say.

[peak plank]

Okay, better

[grim edge]

that’s okay, sometimes it takes a minute to catch up when you’re dealing with someone who’s out of their depth

[quick quartz]

Yapping, I don't know what you're trying to say, stop tryharding.

[grim edge]

it’s not tryharding if I’m speaking at a level that’s just above your usual comprehension

[quick quartz]

😭

Lil bro, stfu. You don't know what you're trying to say.

[haughty vapor]

Ur gonna get banned soon lil bro

Ur causing too much conflict

[grim edge]

If being banned means not putting up with nonsense, then I guess I’m doing something right

[grim edge]

it’s not surprising you’re confused, it’s hard to keep up when you’re stuck on "stfu" as your only comeback

[haughty vapor]

Nah not u I’m talking about the other dude

[quick quartz]

What the hell are you even talking about, lil bro?💀

[quick quartz]

Dawg, she randomly came at me, I ain't even do nun to her ahh💀😭

Shawty tweaking

[grim edge]

oh sorry for the misunderstanding! i didn’t mean to get mixed up in it

[quick quartz]

Yo ahh tweaking jigsaw

[haughty vapor]

nah u good

[quick quartz]

Lil bro is simping, incel

[haughty vapor]

How

[quick quartz]

😭😭What do you mean?

[haughty vapor]

Nah

[haughty vapor]

u got cooked icl

[quick quartz]

What shawty tryna' say? 😭

[haughty vapor]

@grim edge u cooked him

[quick quartz]

Those roasts were ass

[grim edge]

thanks! that’s what happens when you mix a little truth with a dash of wit ;)

[haughty vapor]

dammm

omg it’s in her about me

That’s how yk there serious

@quick quartz

[quick quartz]

😭😭Man, wtf going on in Miami bruh

Shawty tweaking

[haughty vapor]

only one way too settle this

Chess match between both of u

[quick quartz]

I ain't even know what Shawty baffling about

[haughty vapor]

yh icl u don’t know how to use English

[quick quartz]

It's called slang.

[haughty vapor]

But it don’t even make sense in that context☠️

I’m not 80 years of age ok

[quick quartz]

What's bro on about?

[haughty vapor]

aight bro I’m about to

[quick quartz]

What?

Homeboy said I can't use English

[frigid zephyr]

What the heck is happening

[quick quartz]

This

Shawty calling my nicknaming bad

[haughty vapor]

Chess beef!

[quick quartz]

😤

[frigid zephyr]

Yeah why bother over a name while it's just a name

[quick quartz]

It appears that she harbors an inflated opinion of herself.

[haughty vapor]

Finally bro speaking good English

[frigid zephyr]

That's interesting

[peak plank]

what

[haughty vapor]

that guy only speaks in slang

[peak plank]

strange

[haughty vapor]

It’s pissing me off

[quick quartz]

😭

[grim edge]

so many buttery salmon people

[quick quartz]

I am puzzled by your suggestion. I have always possessed sufficient English language skills

[haughty vapor]

That girl said she gonna 1v1 u but u gotta wait cuz you ain’t worth her time

I lied about the last part dont worry

[haughty vapor]

😀

[quick quartz]

She

Oh no!

It is approaching the hour of repose; I must take my leave, and bid you all a goodnight

[peak plank]

yes go faint

[quick quartz]

Farewell, till we meet again

[peak plank]

I hope to not see you again but okay

[haughty vapor]

No

U have too wait

[quick quartz]

I am compelled to acknowledge that I have reached the boundary of my strength; I must retire for the night, and surrender myself to the gentle ministrations of Morpheus

[grim edge]

oh, i totally agree, she’s clearly too busy to waste time on someone who can’t even handle a roast

so @quick quartz you want that 1v1?

[quick quartz]

I must decline your offer, shawty, for I am utterly fatigued and find myself incapable of mustering the requisite vigor to partake in such a repast.

[haughty vapor]

Fr why did bro go

[haughty vapor]

Bro it’s 10 minutes.

[quick quartz]

I am fatigued

[haughty vapor]

what’s ur elo

[quick quartz]

Depends

[haughty vapor]

do u even know how to play or did u join the server just too troll☠️

[quick quartz]

Yes, I can

[haughty vapor]

🧢

[grim edge]

that’s quite the fancy way to say you’re not interested. next time, just use "no thanks" , it’ll save you the effort of trying to sound sophisticated

[haughty vapor]

I asked bro his elo and he said it depends

[grim edge]

we'll have it later, unless you're too scared?

[haughty vapor]

Shots fired

[quick quartz]

I play bullet with 2300s

[haughty vapor]

😂

[quick quartz]

I only play bullet

[haughty vapor]

If u play bullet with 2300s I’m a grandmaster

[quick quartz]

😭What the flip

I'm an advanced player.

[haughty vapor]

No.

Ur just a really good yapper

[quick quartz]

If that's what you think, have at it.