💬〡general-off-topic

[terse hedge]

Don't talk to the owner

[glass kiln]

wa3alaikoumou salam ouwarahmatoulah hi wabarakatou

[analog latch]

Wha

[molten shale]

How are you brother?

[glass kiln]

Fine wbu

[glass kiln]

it's arabic

[terse hedge]

Hala habibi my bro

[molten shale]

Alhamdulillah

[fervent comet]

2019 pfp

nice tho

[glass kiln]

Marahba

[last maple]

Yummy

[terse hedge]

Mneeh

[molten shale]

Pfp isn't dead yet

[west reef]

Haja Habibi... Habibi Zaleeli..

[molten shale]

Some kid will gonna say it's Lebron

[fervent comet]

i have not seen it for a while

[fervent comet]

yea lol

[terse hedge]

Poor gen

[west reef]

Habibi.. haiya haiya .. karunga Teri tata dhaiyaa

[wheat dew]

Is that indian?

[molten shale]

Honestly, It does seem like Lebron

[west reef]

Indian and Arabic mix

[fervent comet]

kinda yea

[molten shale]

Lebron 2.0

[last maple]

That time i had an advantage agaisnt a cm

[molten shale]

Guys, suggest me some sci-fi based movies or series....

[wheat dew]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-sunshine-lebron-james-sunshine-sunshine-lebron-you-are-my-sunshine-you-are-my-sunshine-gif-509896211431970290

[terse hedge]

But would u lose?

[fervent comet]

blinded

[fervent comet]

flashbang

[west reef]

Lebrauun james

[last maple]

I did

[terse hedge]

U should've put a flash warning

[west reef]

Lebron James

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-fieri-throws-a-flashbang-flash-bang-throw-flash-bang-throw-flashbang-gif-1624218626717156128

[west reef]

Do lebron James have daughters ?

[fervent comet]

idk

[wheat dew]

I only care for my daddies

[terse hedge]

It's ok I lose too (against some ret*rted child)

[fervent comet]

NBA SUCKS

[west reef]

Yes

[fervent comet]

americans are gonna hate me

[lapis brook]

are you indian?

[wheat dew]

So do I 😏

[terse hedge]

B B B BUT ...IM UR DADDY

[west reef]

FIFA is best

[last maple]

He better rhan u

[glass kiln]

well*

[analog latch]

YOO

[fervent comet]

🗣️ 🔥

[terse hedge]

Ofc

[glass kiln]

??????????????????????????

[wheat dew]

No, im canadian

[west reef]

MESSI is the Goat

🐐

[fervent comet]

pls go away

[glass kiln]

k

[wheat dew]

I meant that I suck at chess too

[lapis brook]

cuute

[glass kiln]

yeah u did lol

[fervent comet]

in your opinion but i respect it

[analog latch]

U sure about that 💀

[terse hedge]

Bro I know Canada it's a delicious food

[west reef]

It's stats and facts... Not just opinion

[fervent comet]

nuh uh

[molten shale]

Well not really

I dont think they do give shits on NBA

[fervent comet]

some do

[last maple]

Dentist boutta put anastasia

[molten shale]

Well, we dont have NBA fans here so you are safe

[last maple]

Goodbye gng

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/dentist-hand-heart-fail-dentista-gif-25314765

[west reef]

Nobody knows lebron James bruv

[fervent comet]

true

[molten shale]

Me too

[fervent comet]

my mother and my father do not

[terse hedge]

Bro re burry that video

[west reef]

As much as people know Vladimir Putin

As much as ppl know Ronaldo

[glass kiln]

The Bond name's, James name's

[marsh patrol]

bro

[west reef]

As much as ppl know Messi

[fervent comet]

yea

[molten shale]

Ronaldo is so much popular than Putin

[marsh patrol]

messi or ronaldo

[glass kiln]

English or Spanish

[molten shale]

He can literally own this server ig

[fervent comet]

idk about that but it prob is close

[marsh patrol]

the first one who moves is gay

[west reef]

U underestimate putin

[glass kiln]

LMAO

[terse hedge]

Bro is James names

[glass kiln]

LOOK WHAT I WROTE BEFORE

[molten shale]

Ssssshh Ronaldo also got nukes

[west reef]

Lol

[marsh patrol]

chinese

[molten shale]

Air strike.......

[glass kiln]

ZAO SHANG HAO ZHONG GUO SHIAN ZAI WO YOU BIN QILIN

[terse hedge]

Chung dung luk mok

[fervent comet]

my parents know putin but not lebron james kobe or shaq or michael jordan

[marsh patrol]

osama

[analog latch]

That kitten is gone?

[terse hedge]

Probably because the watch more news and politics than sports

[molten shale]

My parents only know two athletes, Messi and Ronaldo

[west reef]

Konnichiwa xing chai ma ching choa gojimas

[marsh patrol]

好的

[terse hedge]

BABY YOU GOT SOMETHING ON UR NOSEE

[marsh patrol]

那是日语吗

[west reef]

Khamsamnida

!english

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[marsh patrol]

gojo copied kaneki

[west reef]

English mate

[fervent comet]

they know ronaldo messi and neymar and harry kane (harry kane cause of fifa)

[molten shale]

Nah carlbot not today, I am gonna speak in my native language

[terse hedge]

I love kaneki

[west reef]

Luffy is best

[marsh patrol]

yes

[west reef]

Shanks is OP

[terse hedge]

Harry Kane is rare knowledge

[last maple]

I can't feel the top half of my mouth

[marsh patrol]

shanks will find the one piece

[molten shale]

Does anyone know when one piece gonna end???

[analog latch]

And they will simply ban you

[west reef]

Goku is even more OP

[terse hedge]

Ig nami is the two piece

[marsh patrol]

shanks invested in luffy

[terse hedge]

Saitama solo

[glass kiln]

Es war einmal in einem kleinen Städtchen, da lebte ein Mädchen namens Barbara. Und diese Barbara war im ganzen Land für ihren abartig guten Rhabarberkuchen bekannt

[molten shale]

I think it will continue after our deaths.

[west reef]

Lol baldie

[last maple]

I cant feel my teeth

[terse hedge]

Bro what are u yapping about

[last maple]

Good

[analog latch]

Wha happen

[glass kiln]

average human being

[marsh patrol]

i hate when goku becomes a kid orochimaru has another kid in his basement now

[molten shale]

He shoulda use hair resistance

[last maple]

Anastasia

[terse hedge]

Someone punch him in the face

[glass kiln]

german

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/rx7car-cars-miata-mx5mazda-wink-gif-26310072

[marsh patrol]

one punch is just a parody dont take it seriously guys

[analog latch]

Ahh yes

[last maple]

Ich bin kung fu panda

[west reef]

Da da.... Ostorojnaa cyka blyats speak English this is not Deutschland

[molten shale]

ami bhaat khayi

[west reef]

Bengali hhahaha

[fervent comet]

bro mixed russian

[marsh patrol]

what is two piece

[analog latch]

Bhen ke lode

[marsh patrol]

what

[west reef]

Ye ik lol

[analog latch]

Anyone Indian?

[terse hedge]

Do u mean German🟥⬜⬛

[last maple]

Me

[fervent comet]

your neighbour

[molten shale]

Lets make a language with combination of all languages

[analog latch]

In hindi

[marsh patrol]

aur bhen ke lode dalal

[last maple]

Thats yemen

[terse hedge]

Namis melon

[fervent comet]

new languages suck

[glass kiln]

RED WHITE BLUE ??????

[west reef]

Yea mate

[analog latch]

Ahh yes found one

[terse hedge]

Black

[marsh patrol]

huh

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/bmw-german-car-car-m4-gif-4506606566934085825

[molten shale]

You from Bengalore?

[glass kiln]

oh yeah it seemed blue bc of the yellow around bc of mention

[west reef]

Mumbai ji

[terse hedge]

Reno solo

[marsh patrol]

solo shit

[terse hedge]

Ye

[terse hedge]

Nuh uh

[molten shale]

https://tenor.com/view/when-you-secure-your-first-gif-24474254

[glass kiln]

tho idk what flag that is lol

[marsh patrol]

sure

[terse hedge]

Bro it's not a flag I want to complete a logo for GERMAN not german but GERMAN

[pliant jacinth]

any new player want to play together

[marsh patrol]

chess?

[glass kiln]

german

[pliant jacinth]

i am new to chess hopefully can get some tip

[marsh patrol]

lets fight to death

[pliant jacinth]

are you like pro

[marsh patrol]

austrian better

[glass kiln]

last match of the Euro was the gayest match ever

[molten shale]

I am not much of a Ronaldo fan so..................

[terse hedge]

He is 2400 elo

[west reef]

Lol

[marsh patrol]

no normal

[molten shale]

https://tenor.com/view/bayern-bayern-munich-bayern-muenchen-fc-bayern-fcb-gif-12162888

Be quiet!

[pliant jacinth]

i am 344 rating

[glass kiln]

L

[marsh patrol]

ur pfp sucks

[terse hedge]

Sorry

[pliant jacinth]

i know

[terse hedge]

Hsshhhh

[pliant jacinth]

thats why i am here to learn from the best

[glass kiln]

gl

[terse hedge]

Want to play with me

[marsh patrol]

lets kill

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mohammad Mallah (mhmd3934)

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[marsh patrol]

oh no osama

[west reef]

Inkara Messi ankara Messi Aaankara messiiiiiiiii golgolgolgolgolgolgoooooooaaaoooololololooooooooooaa

[molten shale]

Technically, this original version exists in real life, while your fav character is in ur dream.

[pliant jacinth]

i sent u an invite

[west reef]

ANKARA MESSIIII GOOOOALLLALALOALOAL

[molten shale]

turkish comentator?

[west reef]

Lol

[marsh patrol]

better than dreaming and seeing some shit

[west reef]

Messi bhalobasi Ami bhalobasi... Goal .. bohat kathin goal kardiya... Goalgogogogogollolologoooooalalolololi

[molten shale]

Keep dreaming, dreaming is free!

[marsh patrol]

well i dont dream about shit

and we forget about most of the dreams that we dream

lol

skibidi shit

[west reef]

Chicken bhaat

Goat mutton curry bhat tasty with goat eye balls

[marsh patrol]

human pork was good

[west reef]

Haram

[marsh patrol]

nah i dont eat someone's balls

[west reef]

Disgusting

[marsh patrol]

eww

[west reef]

Who is ur pfp character

[marsh patrol]

ken kaneki

[west reef]

It looks weaker version of my pfp character

[marsh patrol]

ok

[west reef]

My character is just an art made by someone in DeviantArt I think

It doesn't exist in anime world

Or maybe idk

[marsh patrol]

there's difference between looks and real power

[west reef]

Yeye

And u can't judge power by looks as well

[marsh patrol]

exactly

[west reef]

Saitama

Ye

[marsh patrol]

we got dragon ball daima before gta 6

we got opm s3 or not

[wheat dew]

Pookies I'm back

[terse hedge]

Heyy

[wheat dew]

Daddy I missed you. Come DMs.

[terse hedge]

Me?

[wheat dew]

Who else pookie?

[lapis brook]

pookie im here

[wheat dew]

:3

[fervent comet]

is chat safe now?

[terse hedge]

Ig

[grim edge]

Now

With him here

No

[terse hedge]

With who

[lapis brook]

kitten

[terse hedge]

Kitten is dangerous be safe yall

[quick quartz]

Is God real?

[wanton birch]

why didnt my main account get a 50% discount offer for int chess day?

[fallen fern]

to jail you go

[fervent comet]

GUYS

should i spend 30 gems to boost army training and get champions league in clash of clans

i will get like 2000 gems if i do get champions league

[molten shale]

I wish to advice you more about coc but I am retired playing coc.

[fervent comet]

😔

[fervent comet]

give a suggestion it is fine

[last maple]

I cant move the right half of my mouth

[spiral totem]

.

[quick quartz]

😨Man, why are most Christians like this

Christians sent death threats to my gf who finally opened her brain, now her brain is closed and she's now a believer again😔

[warm spindle]

Not real Christians.

[quick quartz]

Show me a "real christian" then

Exactly, you can't

[tawdry summit]

totalnonce

[warm spindle]

One living according to the Bible.

[quick quartz]

Which is legit nobody

[warm spindle]

The whole point is doing your best to follow Jesus's footsteps.

[quick quartz]

God killed people for being gay, now majority of people have no problem with it. Does that make them not true Christians?

[quick quartz]

💀💀💀💀Buddy sacrificed himself to himself for rules he made

[warm spindle]

Which most definitely does not include sending death threats.

[quick quartz]

I want to thank myself, for myself

[warm spindle]

No.

[quick quartz]

🔥Wake up, RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@warm spindle Are you a Skydaddy believer? Cause I lowkey want to ask you a question

Question is. How on Earth do you actually make sense of God being real. Like tell me in a logical perspective

[warm spindle]

Your journey with God is about only you and God. Not caring about whether or not someone is gay doesn't affect it, in most case I presume.

[warm spindle]

I'm not.

[quick quartz]

Oh shi

Praying to God for something good to happen in your life😨

[warm spindle]

Alright.

[quick quartz]

God sacrificing himself for himself

To rules he made

😱Oh no, we had free will buddy

[primal pond]

@quick quartz what

[quick quartz]

😨😨😨😨😨😨😨Let me crucify myself

To "forgive your sins"😨

[primal pond]

@peak plank hey long time no see, how are you

[quick quartz]

😱😱Oh no, the Christians are doing the exact same thing

Let me hide for 2000 years

[jovial fable]

bro no one gives a shit

[quick quartz]

Worship the sky daddy lil bro, before I crucify you😈Bad man tings

[quick quartz]

Stfu then 😱

[jovial fable]

take ur own advice

[quick quartz]

No?

[jovial fable]

yapping abt christianity to literally no one

[quick quartz]

If you don't care, stfu and move along

[wheat dew]

Jonggun is sooo hot

[quick quartz]

Your father is no one

[jovial fable]

The cope is crazy

[quick quartz]

<@&745328830649991179>

[warm spindle]

I can smell your stink through the screen.

[quick quartz]

This dude is being rude

[wheat dew]

So brave...

[wheat dew]

I am in the shower rn

[quick quartz]

<@&745328830649991179> he's insulting💀Damn, crazy

[warm spindle]

You will only make the water dirty.

[wheat dew]

That's the point you doot

[quick quartz]

@quick quartz You have done enough

[warm spindle]

Sorry for your loss.

[wheat dew]

Rest in peace joyous.

[quick quartz]

@quick quartz 1 day timeout

@quick quartz Please keep General, General related

[warm spindle]

@cursive pawn

[wheat dew]

@cursive pawn pookie DM me your address pls

[quick quartz]

@quick quartz You didn't keep general general related - 1 day timeout

@quick quartz 1 million Years timeout

[wheat dew]

Jonggun please quit yapping. 1 week timeout

[quick quartz]

@wheat dew Infinite years timeout

@quick quartz You're sentenced to execution for being rude in a Chess Discord

[quick quartz]

Mods, rope him

Oh shi

😨Pleaze no

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

@quick quartz stop yapping

[grim edge]

@green roost

[quick quartz]

1 week timeout for tagging a Christian

[quick quartz]

@glass kiln

[last maple]

Who tf cares if ur Christian muslim Buddhist atheist or anything in between like just keep it to urself

[glass kiln]

Wtf do you want

[quick quartz]

@quick quartz take this advice before you get timed out for 1 billion years

[last maple]

How abt you shut your schizophrenic ass up

[glass kiln]

lmfao

[quick quartz]

😱Your mom

[proper kettle]

@fluid hill

[quick quartz]

1 billion gazillion nontillion years timeout for mentioning "ass"

[grim edge]

i thought youre looking for Christian

[quick quartz]

Mods, mute her for tagging Christian

[wheat dew]

Dahlia I'm looking for someone to 1v1

[grim edge]

not me

[wheat dew]

Yeah ok

[cursive pawn]

hi

[last maple]

1v1 attractive middle aged men

[quick quartz]

1v1 him before I ban you

[wheat dew]

Only if they are japanese or korean

[quick quartz]

Baka

[wheat dew]

Banned for misgendering me. I am her/she.

[quick quartz]

Arigato watashi soru sosaeti😔🔥

[grim edge]

one word and your entire existence will be forgotten

[last maple]

So Ure into pronouns
Can you let me she/them nuts

[quick quartz]

You're banned for assuming I have an existence

[wheat dew]

I don't have any 😦

[last maple]

@harsh token ur turn

[quick quartz]

I identify as "Non existent"

[last maple]

Anything works

[wheat dew]

DMs

[quick quartz]

There's women?

[quick quartz]

Uhm... hi I- sigh. I'm a boy

[last maple]

BAZINGA!!

[last maple]

Im a girl

[quick quartz]

Oh! Uhm!! So... want to maybe come to my house and play fortnite sweating only if you want to...

[last maple]

No one wants to play fn with you 💀

[wheat dew]

Can I?

[quick quartz]

we can play fortnite and maybe go to the movies

[last maple]

No ew 😭

-# isnail took a screenshot of your chat!

[warm spindle]

Hey queen!!!

[trail prism]

Who tf is u harassing my children

[wheat dew]

...

[quick quartz]

Requirements are:
Plays fortnite 76 hours a day
Doesn't wash for months
Extra + sized
Got x10 the amount of chins a normal human

[warm spindle]

Lowkey sigma.

[wheat dew]

Does lvl 2 gyatt count ?

[last maple]

IT SHOWS?

[quick quartz]

Are you sigma sir

[trail prism]

You are brain fkd

[quick quartz]

Do you have rizz like baby gronk

[quick quartz]

Are you the skibidiest of them all

Let me see your gyatt sir before I fanum tax you

[trail prism]

Just to check out smth are you older than 18 ?

[last maple]

This chat is cooked 💀

[quick quartz]

No, Mr sigma ligma

[trail prism]

No shit Sherlock

Nah I'ma block this mf

[last maple]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-are-we-cooked-chat-are-we-cooked-gif-3488095719416147301

[quick quartz]

Drake, Drake, Go away, rizz up kids another day

[quick quartz]

Daddy says it's not okay

Drake Drake go away

Rizz up kids another day

Mommy says it's not okay

[last maple]

2nd giy was just drifting

[quick quartz]

Drake Drake, go away Melody

[fallen fern]

so is chat on drugs or.....

[quick quartz]

Yes

[analog latch]

Impossible

[trail prism]

The just joined guy is retaded

[fallen fern]

drugs are bad just be a simp

[wheat dew]

Smash

[quick quartz]

Simps are losers

[quick quartz]

<@&745328830649991179> 😱

[fallen fern]

be careful saying that word

[fallen fern]

I-

[fallen fern]

Are you calling me a loser

[quick quartz]

Are you sigma

[trail prism]

I said it before

[fallen fern]

i dont even know what sigma means

i just know the math term meaning for it

[quick quartz]

It's Greek

[quick quartz]

Exactly

[trail prism]

I'm retaded too I got a problem with a finger after a chainsaw cut

[silent quest]

Wasn't that a restricted word , i used it and got a to immediately

[fallen fern]

what exactly?? kids use it differently

[trail prism]

If u say it normally yes

[fallen fern]

o

[quick quartz]

It's just a brainrotted term Gen Alphas use to describe a "cool" person

[fallen fern]

oh ok thanks for explaining

[quick quartz]

[fallen fern]

but are u calling me a loser

[quick quartz]

No

[fallen fern]

so being a simp is ok

[sullen isle]

You're not a sigma if you don't watch Thomas Shelby shorts on YouTube.

[fallen fern]

period :3!

[quick quartz]

Normally, no... but ey, you're you

[fallen fern]

i ❤️ NERDS

[trail prism]

The candy or ?

[fallen fern]

no nerdy guys

[quick quartz]

You're not sigma if you don't clap to sigma dads who drink all their savings gone🤓

[fallen fern]

big brain yappers

[trail prism]

I like lectured girls

[fallen fern]

what does that mean

[quick quartz]

This is my wake up call

[trail prism]

Girls who smart ?

[sullen isle]

You're not a sigma if you don't let a makima cosplayer adopt your son.

[trail prism]

And who read

[quick quartz]

You're not sigma if you don't gamble all your sons college funds

[sullen isle]

You're not a sigma if you don't beat your parents.

[quick quartz]

😈What about your son

Ultra sigma gigachad skibidi toilet

Enough trolling for today. Off to study Life Science, goodbye people. Don't do drugs

[sullen isle]

Hmm..okay.

[fallen fern]

ok valid

[sullen isle]

But you're not a sigma if your son doesn't abandon you in old age and doesn't come to your funeral.

[fallen fern]

be careful what nerds you like be sure they have emotional intelligence

[quick quartz]

I'm considered a nerd, so I fit the description

Therefore, it's my wake up call

[oblique tiger]

if ur a nerd spell nerd backwards

[quick quartz]

Nut

[fallen fern]

sorry theres a nerd running rent free in my head rn

[quick quartz]

I've been on your mind all day?

[fallen fern]

no

[quick quartz]

[fallen fern]

i should just get into kpop idols again and be delusional

this is what you get for liking real people

[quick quartz]

Hell nah

[oblique tiger]

BRO

[quick quartz]

Oh nah

[fallen fern]

LMAOOOO

[oblique tiger]

a month ago i landed in south korea

i walked out the gate i saw like a trillion cameras pointed at me

[fallen fern]

LMAOOOOO

[oblique tiger]

a few minutes later enhypen came out the same gate

[fallen fern]

Kpop idol was coming in

[oblique tiger]

right

[fallen fern]

WHAATTTTT ADFBAKDBFUKYWEBAFKUYWBEFREAYUFUWYEBFKA ENHYPEH?

[oblique tiger]

the entire enhypen group

[fallen fern]

DID U TAKE A PHOTO???

[oblique tiger]

i have a video

[fallen fern]

showSHOW SHOOOOWW

nah i definitely should get back into kpop idols way easier on the mind

[fluid hill]

hiiii

[oblique tiger]

shs wild

[proper kettle]

hiiii

[last maple]

Kpop idols are cringe af

[fluid hill]

wait why are you trusted

[fallen fern]

SUNGHOOOOON 💔

[oblique tiger]

first day in the country already ran into a kpop gorup

[fluid hill]

I’m more trustworthy than you

[proper kettle]

No you're not

[fallen fern]

im so jealous

[fluid hill]

Yes I am

[fallen fern]

u met my husband out in the wild

[proper kettle]

I put in work and effort into getting this role

[oblique tiger]

HAHAHA THATS WHAT MY COUSIN SAID

[fallen fern]

did u go to korea for vacation

[fluid hill]

what work

[oblique tiger]

work

[fallen fern]

SHES SO BEGGGGG XDDDD

[proper kettle]

Meeting the requirements

[fallen fern]

tell her simp for jake not sunghoon

[silent cloak]

This guy cheated and also said that he was 2200 on his main

[fluid hill]

What requirements

[fallen fern]

work!?? what kinda job u have cuz i need it

[oblique tiger]

scorpio mm

[proper kettle]

Look in server guide or do / trust

[oblique tiger]

nono im 16 it was my dad

[fluid hill]

Nah

[fallen fern]

ok whats ur dads work

[proper kettle]

Suit yourself

[oblique tiger]

architecture

[fallen fern]

dang it

[oblique tiger]

only a few years of sleepless nights and connections and you can go to korea!

and nepotism

being a successful architect is hard man

[last maple]

Doesnt korea have a demographic crisis

[oblique tiger]

yes

just need more people...

[last maple]

More kids

[fallen fern]

i like science more than architecture

[cursive pawn]

Omg haiii

Cringe

[fallen fern]

why u hating on urself be a queen sis

[cursive pawn]

Hi

[oblique tiger]

wtf nut

[fallen fern]

hi

[oblique tiger]

username nut

[cursive pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/896008989630947409/1065680452901417000/4x-2.gif

[fallen fern]

are u still in SK? and how was it

[cursive pawn]

Yes i see nut

[oblique tiger]

i left a bit ago and it was awesome bro

[fallen fern]

did you do ur personal color test, get a massage, buy a bunch of skincare for much cheaper, enjoy food

im so jealous sjhdbfuksydbfukyfbfuywebjbew

[oblique tiger]

i didnt do the first two but i went on a shopping spree lol

[fallen fern]

what did u buy tell us ur haul

[oblique tiger]

i went to this place called olive young and bought a lot of skincare stuff for my friends

its like a drugstore but for skincare stuff bruh

and the place was filled with girls

two stories too

and i just bought some clothes to yk fit in w the style they got going on there

baggy cargo pants and low cut sleeve shirts

with chunky white shoes

[viscid jacinth]

Ok

[oblique tiger]

i spent too much money

[oblique tiger]

yo

[viscid jacinth]

Yo

Wassup

[oblique tiger]

nm wby

[fallen fern]

thats so niceeeeeee

isnt doing coke illegal??? or am i tripping

[oblique tiger]

where did that come from lol

but in general yes doing coke is very much illegal

😭

[fallen fern]

sorry i was looking at a patients file and it said they do weed and coke occasionally so i was confused

[jovial fable]

i’m moving to where ever u live

[fallen fern]

looooool

are u guys americans cuz i have a question

[oblique tiger]

nah

[oblique tiger]

oh are u in med school or sm

[fallen fern]

no

just volunteering

[oblique tiger]

ic

[trail prism]

What y'all think of my sword

[oblique tiger]

nice foosball table

[fallen fern]

berserk

[oblique tiger]

seord could use some work but nice tsble

[trail prism]

Nailed it

[oblique tiger]

looks like a long dagger

[trail prism]

It's made of wood it was way better but cracked n had to make it less wider

[oblique tiger]

yk those ninja daggers

[fallen fern]

shes beautiful :3

[oblique tiger]

mm

[fallen fern]

but why do you have those soccer tables in ur room

[trail prism]

It ain't dagger size tho it 1.4m+

[grim edge]

@wise mortar

[trail prism]

Cuz I bought it ?

[fallen fern]

thats a random buy

[trail prism]

I play daily with my siblings n family

[oblique tiger]

nah bro thats a living room STAPLE

every living room needs a foosball table

[trail prism]

Or a 8ball table

[oblique tiger]

too big

[trail prism]

Nah I got enough space

[oblique tiger]

but my dorm has those mini versions

with like mini balls and mini holes

that sounds so wrong

[fallen fern]

wow thats cute

[trail prism]

God damn I hate that word

[fallen fern]

it is???

[oblique tiger]

looks like this but u can like remove it from the table

and it just becomes a normal table

[fallen fern]

why i love calling things cute

[oblique tiger]

well

[trail prism]

Cuz I do not like being called cute it feels strange

[fallen fern]

being cute is so nice

[trail prism]

Like I got called that by a women I like then her friends laughted at me

[fallen fern]

oh

[trail prism]

Like shi is random

[fallen fern]

idk depends on the person

[trail prism]

Do not know when insult when good

[fallen fern]

if i call someone cute i just think theyre adorable

[grim edge]

pls meme

[trail prism]

@strange skiff Wsp, remember the ped* math teacher ? She got arrested :D

[strange skiff]

yoooo

[trail prism]

Police didn't had a second thought and went directly to investigate

[strange skiff]

W

[fallen fern]

anitta mustve been lurking

[strange skiff]

you saved kids with that for sure. that person couldn’t possibly be allowed to have access to a school.

[fallen fern]

also cute pfp looks adorbs

[twilit river]

Annita why did u ban nk for saying pookie😢

[trail prism]

2nd ped* I get arrested in my life

[strange skiff]

I didnt

[strange skiff]

W

[twilit river]

Oh what

He fed me misinformation then

[strange skiff]

NK?? nah he would NEVER do such a thing

[sleek oriole]

who is this

[oblique tiger]

enhypen

the whoke group

[fallen fern]

what groups do u stan nut

[jovial fable]

hello.

[sweet yoke]

are those kpop idols

[wheat dew]

Oh no Anitta is here

[lament jacinth]

HI ANITTA

[wheat dew]

UwU Anitta~

[jovial fable]

i think so

[strange skiff]

hey everyone im not here

[wheat dew]

Thank god she isn't here

[lament jacinth]

Hi not here im Liya

[jovial fable]

time to send message violating server policies since there are no moderators controlling the chats

[sweet yoke]

ur a fan

[jovial fable]

fr

[sweet yoke]

😛😛

[last maple]

[last maple]

Anitta is a fed careful

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-based-fed-federal-agent-youre-a-fed-fed-detected-gif-27464914

[crimson yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-my-reaction-to-that-information-reaction-gif-15600378618264653600

[last maple]

Balls

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[trail prism]

Btw can my legalize swearing thread in #1090365050067365948 be reenabled :3

101 reactions

[drifting veldt]

meow meow meow meow

[lament jacinth]

It's already been established that we re allowed to swear so long as you're not saying it to someone,

[trail prism]

Ye tho the F word still no no

[bitter lily]

F word is bad and unnessecary bro

Not a life most people should live especially at the age members here are at

[trail prism]

Duck ( change d with f )

Actually I'ma test limits a lil

[bitter lily]

It doesn't really add to the conversation at all it's pretty much just used for pointless venting that no one wants (ESPECIALLY in a chess server this is a bad idea)

[trail prism]

I ain't reading allat

[wheat dew]

Dahlia

[grim edge]

Imagine your mom named you Happy, but you grew up as the saddest person in Gotham City.

[trail prism]

Womp womp

[bitter lily]

GUYS ITS THW 100TH CHESS DAY EVER!@!

[grim edge]

I'm watching "Joker" for the first time, and I hope everyone gets the proper help they need.

[upbeat viper]

the recent movie ?

great one yeah

[grim edge]

the 2019

not lady gaga

[wheat dew]

Bastman himself approves

Also opinion on the tomfoolery in #💬〡chess-talk ?

[last maple]

How to get a restraining order

[grim edge]

True friends are never apart maybe in distance but never at heart.

[peak plank]

._.

[upbeat viper]

._.

did you know you can't lick the back of your elbow ?

[marsh wave]

._.

[upbeat viper]

I'm only stating truth

[prisma gorge]

Good luck on beating -Sirius-, I've had a lot of trouble with the boss fight.

[jovial fable]

u can’t touch ur left palm to ur left shoulder

[peak plank]

Thanks mate, me too. Just really annoying to memoize it all but ill power through it

[grim edge]

People shouldn't have kids if they're not emotionally and mentally stable.

[upbeat viper]

that gives me an idea which involves a hammer

[upbeat viper]

you're telling that because of the Joker

I see

[peak plank]

[marsh wave]

Couldn't bring myself to watch that movie.

[grim edge]

I thought about this years ago, but since I'm watching the Joker, I thought of voicing it here.

[upbeat viper]

oké

[jovial fable]

do it

[upbeat viper]

nah

[marsh wave]

Thought the point of watching a movie was to escape reality.

[upbeat viper]

it's called catharsis

[sleek oriole]

why dont you delete your oké Bast

[marsh wave]

What do you mean? It's catharsis?

[glossy radish]

i just proved you wrong sucker

only my left side though

[restive storm]

lol

fun fact the average human skeleton contains enough bones

[upbeat viper]

very important fact

you have bones in your body

[peak plank]

nah

yall cant do nothing

cant even move plastic across a 8x8 board correctly

[last maple]

Bast have u considered being a catboy

[peak plank]

thingthingthing ha

[prisma gorge]

I have arrived

So, have you played Deltarune, @peak plank?

[peak plank]

nah

[prisma gorge]

What else've you played other than Chess and Geometry Dash?

[peak plank]

rn those are my main two

I also play clash

royale

[prisma gorge]

So you are a mobile maestro

[last maple]

HELLO EVERYONE IM 67 YEAR OLD MAN FROM LIECHENSTINE

[prisma gorge]

Respectable.

[peak plank]

my computer is a potato

too slow for not chess

[prisma gorge]

Well hello, mind pressing Caps lock for me?

[prisma gorge]

I hear radishes have more computational power!

[last maple]

i have pressed caps lock now what

[prisma gorge]

Now we socialize in a more civil tone.

[lament jacinth]

HELLO

[last maple]

al right

[upbeat viper]

no

[prisma gorge]

Not again...

[last maple]

HELLOO

[vestal basin]

Hi

[wise mortar]

Lmaoo

[lament jacinth]

HOW ARE YOUUU

[vestal basin]

@upbeat viper wassup

[last maple]

cuz ure already one?

[last maple]

GOOD WBU

[last maple]

hello pookie wookie

[vestal basin]

Hi

[prisma gorge]

"IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM, JOIN THEM."

[lament jacinth]

IM GOOODDD

[vestal basin]

Wassup

[last maple]

GOOD TO HEAR THAT

[lament jacinth]

ALTE I SAW YOUR PING

[prisma gorge]

THE CEILING!

[lament jacinth]

WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT

[wise mortar]

? Not me

[vestal basin]

Hmm

[lament jacinth]

Cough @wise mortar

I swear my habit of yelling everything in caps lock is becoming infectious in this server

[vestal basin]

My bad

[upbeat viper]

no

[minor owl]

Balls

[last maple]

stop lyin g

[lament jacinth]

Basket balls

[last maple]

i made chili cheese nuggets

[upbeat viper]

stop being weird

[wise mortar]

Oh i misslick

[lament jacinth]

No u didn't

You got deleted by bast

[minor owl]

I forgot bast was here mb gang

[prisma gorge]

ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵉⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʳᵉᶦᵍⁿ

[lament jacinth]

Get basted loser

[minor owl]

Nah i did dat out of fear of his aura

[last maple]

@fleet scroll i need support\

[lament jacinth]

Yeah that's never happening

I've been here for too long fir that to happen

[last maple]

I LOVE CHEESE NUGGETS

[upbeat viper]

https://dontasktoask.com/

[prisma gorge]

:⁽

[last maple]

THESE

[lament jacinth]

I love food in general

[upbeat viper]

looks really fat

[wise mortar]

Lil beo calling for backup

[upbeat viper]

idk what the correct word for fat food is

I'm sure there's a better one

[lament jacinth]

Artery clogging goodness

[peak plank]

valid statment

[upbeat viper]

but whatever you get the point

[peak plank]

you can call it fat food it works

[upbeat viper]

okay

[wise mortar]

Cholesterol

[lament jacinth]

Artery clogging goodness is better

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-noted-notes-gif-17474838830648097856

[wise mortar]

Imagine naming an after your name smh my head what a narcissist

[peak plank]

right but we dont actually know if there is much of that

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/pixelplace-gif-24586548

[last maple]

food is a blessing

[last maple]

i love food

[peak plank]

I dont... as much

[peak plank]

entertain yourself

smh

[grim edge]

Thanos

[vapid dagger]

[grim edge]

Trusted

[last maple]

[grim edge]

Troll

[upbeat viper]

how to get trusted

[stable jungle]

@upbeat viper connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[last maple]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@granite mountain With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

@granite mountain connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[quiet lance]

I'm on a 32 lose streak 🥲

[vapid dagger]

Thats a lot bro

[quiet lance]

Ik i feel like im gonna get a 33 lose streak

From 1756 elo down to 1498

[lament jacinth]

We all knew u were 900

😸😸

[quiet lance]

Lol 😅

[quiet lance]

Im gonna try to get back my elo next week

[wise mortar]

Ask what’s her elo

[quiet lance]

She's 1500 ish she already told me

[wise mortar]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[lament jacinth]

My record with him is 1 -0 he hasn't beaten me yet 😸

[quiet lance]

Now my elo is worst than her cause of the 32 lose streak 🥲

[lament jacinth]

HAHA

[quiet lance]

Well played liya

[lament jacinth]

😭

Someone yap with me

Smh

[wise mortar]

How the hell did you win

Lil beo is cheating

[lament jacinth]

Cause he played like a 900

[wise mortar]

You are not even 100

[lament jacinth]

1v1 me then Lil bro

[wise mortar]

I’ll mate you in 7 moves smh

[hearty glacier]

sup

[grim edge]

send us the link to your game

[hearty glacier]

not fair asking ur simp for a 1v1

[quiet lance]

She's not cheating im just rusty

[wise mortar]

Beat liya then we will talk

[lament jacinth]

I dont have any simps

[wise mortar]

Im not simping lil beo what you on about

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/yeyeye-gif-23674315

[grim edge]

why do i want to talk to you?

[lament jacinth]

Dahlia couldn't beat my 183 elo

[grim edge]

Yes

[wise mortar]

Its not sassy saturday smh

In fact i missed forehead friday

[lament jacinth]

DAHLIA 1V1 ME

[grim edge]

omg. sure

[wise mortar]

Live match it

[lament jacinth]

Are you guys gonna watch it

I wanted to do lichess but if u guys watch

[grim edge]

they should

[wise mortar]

Its gonna be a stalemate

[lament jacinth]

Ill do chess.com

[grim edge]

chess.com

[wise mortar]

Liya insisted in lichess, she is cheating fr

[hearty glacier]

we can watch on both no?

[lament jacinth]

🙄

[quiet lance]

Omg I ended my 32 lose streak finnaly hahahaha

[grim edge]

yay! lesss gooo liya

[lament jacinth]

Send a link to me unrated

[grim edge]

send me

[hearty glacier]

send link here

[wise mortar]

Lmaooo the battle of mid

[hearty glacier]

(lmao

[quiet lance]

Let me watch

[lament jacinth]

https://link.chess.com/play/j0f2Wc

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/motcha-dbvideo-catfight-schwester-sisterlove-gif-26042889

[grim edge]

AHHHHHH

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-fight-silly-friends-gif-14496224

[last maple]

Who let bro cook

[quiet lance]

Nah bruh why yall making mistakes so much now

Liya why you playing like a 1300 now 😭

[wise mortar]

She is very sus

[sour peak]

Hey everyone

[grim edge]

AHHHHH

gg

[sour peak]

I peaked 998 and dropped to 990

[lament jacinth]

Good game

[grim edge]

what the actual fork

[sour peak]

Would have been a 1006 😔

[lament jacinth]

Heh

[sour peak]

SUS

SUSSS

[lament jacinth]

YOU PLAYED LIKE AN 1800 DAHLIA

[sour peak]

DahliaxChess

[grim edge]

said i was an 1800 and liya was a 2000

[sour peak]

Ermm

[sleek oriole]

@lament jacinth wanna play

[lament jacinth]

My whole strategy for that game was to play passively until you self destructed 😭

[grim edge]

i was just playing

[lament jacinth]

You kinda self destructed

[sleek oriole]

wanna play?

[sour peak]

Self destruct?

[grim edge]

im reviewing the game now

my castle shit

[grim edge]

sure send

unrated

[wet sleet]

🧔‍♂️
🧕🧕🧕🧕
👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶

[peak plank]

huh

[sleek oriole]

im from mobile if thats not a problem, whats your chess.com name

[sour peak]

I’ll watch

[grim edge]

dahliaxchess

[sour peak]

dahliax

[lament jacinth]

Huh what

[terse hedge]

Stop texting and go watch the course

[sour peak]

What course

[terse hedge]

Italian opening

[sour peak]

Nrn

[terse hedge]

Ok

[lament jacinth]

NO SCARY

😭😭😭

[grim edge]

AHHHH

gg

[sleek oriole]

gg

[sour peak]

@grim edge, Great game you played but missed win..you self destruct again

[sleek oriole]

lol

[grim edge]

why are they all so good? like in the 90% accuracy

no more chess for another week

[lament jacinth]

Cause I didn't need to play aggressively 😭

[sleek oriole]

i played poorly in our most recend game, i was too aggressive

[lament jacinth]

I just traded until you started losing pawns

[grim edge]

i need a knight. theyre ganging up on me

[last maple]

Goodmorning

[sleek oriole]

@lament jacinth ur next

are you 1500 tho? thats tough

[lament jacinth]

Liyas not here right now

Would you like to leave a message

[grim edge]

send us the link

[sleek oriole]

yes pls pls play me

im 1594 FIDE so we are quite equal

[grim edge]

Good morning! Which House are you from? Baratheon?

[hearty glacier]

so who won

?

[sleek oriole]

dahli ofc

[grim edge]

I let all of them win.

[sleek oriole]

sure

[last maple]

Slitherin

[grim edge]

Thank you for being a gentleman!

[grim edge]

we are from different worlds

[sleek oriole]

chess is a cruel game, no mercy for no one

[grim edge]

Mercy? i only hear that from the French. i know no mercy

[last maple]

Its the only one ik i never watchec harry of the Potter

[sleek oriole]

🥵

[grim edge]

merci beaucoup mon amour

[sleek oriole]

french is cute

[sleek oriole]

is she back yet

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-meme-shrek-gif-26228171

[grim edge]

HAHAHAHAH

@hearty glacier you made me laugh. i needed that after the three games i had

[sleek oriole]

wanna play one more

[grim edge]

let me breathe

[sleek oriole]

hahahaha

[marsh wave]

I need a handicap.

Extra queen or knight will do.

[wise mortar]

Who won?

[sour peak]

Hufflepuff or whatever that is

[cursive pawn]

Hi salads

[sour peak]

Hello

[cursive pawn]

ok

[sour peak]

?

Want to play?

[native trench]

anyone wanna help me with the infinite password puzzle? i suck at chess

[sour peak]

Unity 😦

I peak 998 and drop

[warped sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/suffering-spinning-duck-fins-gif-17216927

[peak plank]

Okay 1% is an improvement

[warped sparrow]

bro what does ur username even mean

[peak plank]

My new best is 61% on Sirius

[inland anvil]

I choose both sides so I always come out on top.

[radiant sinew]

If you're still looking for someone I'm down

[sleek oriole]

i sacrafice my life for...

[sturdy pawn]

Hey lads, im new here. Are these any discord servers or forums where i can find players who dont cheat. For example a channel where people send links to join the game, rather than normal mm

[sleek oriole]

in chess talk. you should connect your account first

[sturdy pawn]

Then i should just send a link?

[sleek oriole]

you could but everyone would suspect you are a cheater cuz you are new. use /connect

[sour peak]

Unfortunate

[radiant sinew]

Why don't you just play on cc or lichess there Aren't actually too many cheaters out there

[sleek oriole]

i dont like you. didnt say gg after our games

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[lament jacinth]

Most people here don't cheat games sir

[sleek oriole]

any time i played a just connected it was a cheater

[lament jacinth]

Loser

[sour peak]

Why

[peak plank]

WE TAKE THOSE

3% increase 🔥

Maybe I'll try to record a run

Nvm that makes it laggy

[oak slate]

who spends their free time playing this

[peak plank]

me

and like, way too many other people

[lament jacinth]

Did you read the second sentence or what

[hushed frigate]

bruh how do you send an image

[quiet lance]

connect your chess.com account then talk here for 5 day to get trusted role then you should be able to sent image

[hushed frigate]

damn, I just wanted to show everybody the sicilian dragon I made on paint 3d and i have to wait five days now

[quiet lance]

you can sent it to my dms and I could sent it and ping your name as the creator

[hushed frigate]

aight bro

[peak plank]

Could be worse

[grim edge]

Later, I need to get my head straight. I had a weird dream

[quiet lance]

This was made by @hushed frigate he could't sent imagine so I'm doing it for him

[blazing ibex]

New ice spice song is fire

[sour peak]

Do u play pc

[sour peak]

Ayo?

[peak plank]

gd on pc? no

its prob easier ngl

phone

[grim edge]

we can play now but I will play as white